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Hey /b/ this repulsive bitch stole my number off this girls phone.
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Hey /b/ this repulsive bitch stole my number off this girls phone. If you're willing, lets get this rolling... 16, 92, 55, 21, and 69 get.
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>>553126758

Maybe I was a little apprehensive. What's up?
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Block the number
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>>553126758
neko is Japanese and means cat
and a tanuki is a raccoon with big balls
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Why the airplane mode?
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are you willing to suck my lovely dick?
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I can just block your number
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Your attitude is almost as bad as the smell coming from that hatchet wound u try to pass of as a pussy.
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>>553127184
my phone saves locations of saved photos.
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>>553127050
reroll
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>>553126758
how about we just get to the point when you ask to suck my dick?
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>>553127424 rolling for this
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I am going to chop you up into little pieces and hide you in my walls.
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>>553127542
reroll
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>>553126758
You into pegging?
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send her a link to this thread
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>>553127542 this please
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>553127542
this
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bitch isnt replying OP
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fat bitch
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I want to fuck your mouth full of carrot cake while you scream bunny
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>>553127847
Dat id
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>>553126758
> 55
> Being this new
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>>553127542
this
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>>553126758
tell her to send nudes
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>>553127923
Rollin
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>>553127923
Roll
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>>553127923
tRoll
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>>553127810
rolling for this
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>>553127923
>>553127663
come on /b/ I'm waiting
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so why did you want m number? (wink emoji)
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>>553128014
dis
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>>553127923

rawl
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>>553128269
69 get gimme a sec.
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>>553128269
Well, Winrar for the lame old copypasta bullshit
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>>553128281
reroll
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>>553128269
> WINRAR
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>>553127542
rerolling
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Can i fist you.....vigorously
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I'm gonna fuck you right in the pussy
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>>553127542
roll
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>>553127424
Roll
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>>553128269

Looks like we have a wiener.
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does /b/ ever get to the point of helping a /b/ro and do sumtin about this dirtbag waste of space who deserves to be beatin brainless for picking on a girl or is everyone here just gna dick around and show that /b/ has lost the real reason we're here?
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>>553126758
seriously. kill yourslef bitch
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How bout I come over there and you suck my dick
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well.. You down to fuck?
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>>553126758
tanuki means raccoon with massive testicles(tes-ticles, [pronounced tes-ti-kleez])
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>>553128527
This followed by Tips fedora
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>>553128656
you seem to have lost your way moralfag. allow me to show you: /mlp/
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So.. is that a yes to anal?
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>>553127542
Op just fucking say this
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>>553128656
Go back to tumbler faggot, /b/ is a violent place
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>>553128656
gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8
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Send nudes
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>>553127514
> implying you can't turn that off
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>>553129008
so lets make it violent towards the RIGHT guy, i.e. the guy who stole a number off op fag's phone
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>>553128869
winrar
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>>553126758
I want you inside me
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Everyone do this to her
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>>553128934
get off /b/ you passive piece of shit
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So are you down with fisting?
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yeah...there was winrar wayyy b4 that doe

seriously OP fucking post it you bag of shit
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>>553127424

Fucking rolling
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>>553129371
Aaannnnndddd here we go
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>>553129371
nope, not happening. I'm not fucking with this crazy.
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>>553129239
Yea, and let's all have faggy hair and talk soft while holding hands you faggot
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>>553129371
this im doing right now
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>>553126758
DELIVERED NEW NUMBERS 17, 92, 73, 15, 82, 11
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>>553129239
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>>553129582
we need a response before new get, faggot
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>>553129582
now that I got that out. let's make ugly babies.
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>>553129554
fine be a waste of space dipshit
any1 else wna help?
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But seriously, you up for fisting?
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>>553129582
After a night with me, you'll remember how your father abused you
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>>553129708
Rolling
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>>553129568
Pics or it didn't happen
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>>553129582
Time to initiate prank calls.
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>>553127542
REROLL FOR THIS!
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>>553128656
Your armor is blinding me you fucking white knight cunt!
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>>553129765
This, with pic...
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>>553127542
Relling
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>>553129371

Done.
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>>553129708
Lol I just called the numbers
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>>553129876
rerolling on that as well
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I am lrr ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8!
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>>553129582
I love watching dudes such dick
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Crazy girl responded to me. What should I say to her to get tits?
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>>553130081
Send tits nigger
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>>553129990
vokaroo or it didnt happen
>>553130081
roll for tell her about /b
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>>553129960

Lol
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>>553129582
i want to take a dump and fuck you with my turds.
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>>553130081
tell her to send them tits or shes gonna end up on the side of a highway
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>>553130081
send dick pic then shell be forced to recipricate
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>>553129582
REPLY
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>>553129852
prankowl com/#reaction-3158895

What the fuck is up with her voice? Is she downs, OP?
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Potential epic bread is baking
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>>553130212
but call it facebook or leddit
>>553130217
full kek engaged
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>>553128014

this.

say, "send nudes and we'll see"
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>>553130081
tits or gtfo obv.
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>>553126758
Top Lel
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>>553130331
Hahahaa! The cat facts was me. See

>>553130354
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>>553130331
BREAKING NEWS! ALL TEXTERS GOOGLE FACTS ABOUT CATS AND SEND THEM TO REBECCA. and demand tits or more cat facts will come!
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"Oh, but my choice is readily available. Wearing the face of God as you sleep, I will reach deep within you, and steal the vessels of which to sow seeds within. I will take these vessels and put life to them and return them to you. When our flower has blossomed within you, I will lick him clean."
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Kek
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You're gonna fart my cum by the end if the day
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>>553130545
This is a good idea
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>>553126758
You know, that's actually quite awesome of her.

Just give her the D and move on, bro.

How cool would it be if a chick you'd had a crush on texted you back positively!
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>>553130331
OK I GUESS NEW NUMBERS 54, 96, 69, 02,
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>>553126758
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>>553130545

Boom.

Also, cat link-

http://youtu.be/uUa7tCKBs6Q
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>>553130331
I'm now repeatedly calling her phone with prank owl. It's going straight to her answering machine. Should I continue in the hope it gets through?
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>>553130838
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>>553130843
please
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>>553126758
Charge your phone, nigger.
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>>553130994
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU SAY WE HAVE HER NUMBER NOW YOU DUMBASS
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>>553130331
good job on the cats facts guise. well done
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>>553130947

>calling self a lurker
>posting
Bitch please

>>553130996
double-kek
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which fucking prefix should i use when i want to send msg from czech republic?
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>>553129582
Tell rebecca she is a stupid slut that Elliot doge should of had killed.
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>>553130994
I will pecker slap your pappy if you rustle my jimmies like that again.
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>>553131002
now throw in tits demand, or else more cats
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>>553131230
Calm down kiddo.
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>>553131102
fair enough, no work for me and all the laughs
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>>553131152
+1 predial for usa
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>>553131152
lel even my id is CZ
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>>553131230

Danananannananannnaa

SUMMERFAG!
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The only way to disable cat facts is to send tits
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>>553131102
wow. winrar.
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Decide faggots
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>>553131323
We would have been waiting hours for OP to post that!
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>>553131220
This oh god this
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>>553131254
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>>553130843
rolling
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Great idea with the cat facts
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>>553131475
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>>553131442
a clowder? furreal? i've never heard that before.
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>>553131442
you guys keep forgetting you gotta follow up with a demand for tits and we'll leave you alone, or more cats.

>>553131517
Mah nigga

>>553131475
Can I get a Amen?
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>>553131102
winner
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Well done OP, you got your personal army, well played
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>>553131617
Meant to post this
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>>553131102
winrar
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>>553131102
HAHAHA
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>>553131665
>pls respond
top kek
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>>553131442
I'm going to drive to your house with an AR-15 and shoot the fuck outta you
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guys, anyone have that link where it redicrects to the signed in facebook account?

mother fucking use iy
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>>553131872
LOL what?
someone can explain this sentence please?
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>>553131851
Kek
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>>553131442
Did you know cat's have barbed penises? It hurts to get penetrated by them but if you have enough painkillers then baby, you got a party.
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>>553131442
send her this pic
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>>553132046

Rolling for this
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Just told her that her number was linked to a site called 9GAG
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picture of your penis
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>>553131872
Just show me your titties
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>>553126758
Shut the fuck up you nappy-headed, pizza-faced, ass-kissing, bimbo-inspiring, slut-advocating, cock-mongering, cum-guzzling, brick-shitting, suicide-enabling, coke-snorting, satan-worshiping, ball-licking, libertarian-supporting, thyroid-disease-having, bitch-breeding, scat-loving, twinkie-eating, yeast-infected, tit-fiddling, socialist-shaming, alpha-despising, scientology-researching, no-good-dirty-rotten, twilight-loving, obese-sympathizing, cottage-cheese-thighed, uncle-fucking, fedora-wearing neckbeard autist beta nigger faggot.

Fuck you and have a -wonderful- evening.
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Following the cat theme
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>>553130843
>>553130994
Rollin
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Can I make love to your dead body?
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>>553132018
bump
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>>553132176
ya blew it
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>>553132215
WINRAR
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>>553132215
Make a post on 9gag now
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CP on YouTube, hasn't been removed yet! http://youtu.be/0Df7dXQfW-o
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>>553132404


cringe
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Lel
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>>553131475
Kek
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>>553132176
tits
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>>553132545
top kek
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>>553132272
Reroll
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So some bitch stole OP's number from a girl's phone? What the fuck? Who are we texting?
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I never noticed the area code, where is she? I'm also in BC
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>>553132545
Boss shit
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>>553132545
Recharge your dang phone.
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>>553132857
Reroll
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>>553132404
MFW
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>>553132538
Oh god yeah, fucking dorks getting involved in their community, trying to get kids to go to afterschool, wtf kind of faggotry is that. KEEP IT REAL IN THE STREETS
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>>553132046
shameless samefag reroll
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So.....who's working on tits...
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>>553133084
Op where are you/her?
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>>553133301
Forced to do it for Citizenship.
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She's not responding, ugh

Best response gets sent
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i love you rebacca, please forgive me and come over. i might even allow you to suck on my asshole while i shit.
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Unless you're riding these nuts by tomorrow delete this number
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http://9gag.com/gag/av0M3bW/

Number is on 9gag >>553132392
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>>553133476
That guy who's number you stole posted you name and number online. What a jerk am I right?
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>>553133476
Rebecca. I'm getting mad. I know where you live, where you eat, where you sleep.

Respond...
Or die.
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Someone text her dead baby jokes daily.
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>>553133630
>impurrrressive
Lel
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>>553133259
Nice pic. ur so hawt.
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>>553133680
Oh boy here we go
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>>553133630
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Someone Send her the cat that was cut up by that asian guy. Or the one where the cat gets set on fire.
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>>553133891
The ride never ends, huh?
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>>553134039
you
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>Anteaterlovemagazine.com
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>>553133434
>>553133434

>>553133434

>>553133434
Answer me op
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>>553130994
Listen babe i know I threatened you but I'm horny as hell do you wanna fuck?
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WHY ARE YOU GUYS NOT SENDING DICK PICS
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holy jeez this is brutal. carry on
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>>553134373
this
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>>553134373

Would send dick, but its rather small.

Wait, is 7 inches small?
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Lel'd to myself with this one.
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>>553134531

>Pls respond

Kek
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>>553134257
too far bro

I LOVE YOU GUYS
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>>553133084
>>553133434
>>553134257
>>553133434

>>553133434
Op pls
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>>553134491
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>>553134753
Can we still roll op?
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>>553134242
kek! Someone send her the lemonparty.org link!!!!!
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>>553133890
Yeah I screwd the pooch covering that
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>>553134753
top kek
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>>553133992
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>>553134753
"Who is to say they didn't steal your number off my phone? Now neither of us have a choice in the matter."
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>>553134753
Tell her it was her fault for stealing shit
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>>553134937
Being this noob newfaggot!
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>>553133865
Worlds saddest story - Baby shoes for sale. Never Worn.
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>>553135240
top kek
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>>553131517
you must be one horny motherfucker
>forgetting the cat fact.
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>>553134242
Don't think she loves anteaters.. :(
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>>553129371
K
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>>553135240
Kek, what's the difference between a nigger and an orphan?

9 months
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>>553133630
Just imagine her rage while reading those cat puns
My sides
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GAIZE. GAIZE. I'm going to call. what should I say? I can record
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>>553135458
omfg HAHAHHAHAHA
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>>553135586
Sing numb - linkin park
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>>553135586
Tell her you're from planned parenthood and you have her Cat's test results.
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>>553135549

Those fucking puns ahahahaha
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Someone draw cat face on dick and send it with a cat fact
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>>553130843
roll for this
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>>553135760
this
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So...About dem tittays?
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>>553135586
Give her the liam neeson speech form taken
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>>553135586
I called. Str8 to answer machine.
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>>553126758
>55
>dubs
>/b/
Choose one
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>>553135760
This sounds great but what the fuck is planned parenthood
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>>553135861
>>553135586

this
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>>553135586
tell her you're a male escort.. And that you should be there in 5 mins. Or a pee in the face guy.
or sing crawling in my skin.
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Its over, her phones switched off.
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>>553135934
In the US its a clinic for pregnant women to get referrals for Abortion Clinics and to get their birth control. Like a chain restaurant for mistakes.
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>>553135861
Holy shit. This. I am going to play the recording.
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