>>553037819
duuuuuuuuuuude. Yes.

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>>553037819
OP knows how to snack.

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Congrats on making the most pathetic thread today.

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if a king visited the whitehouse, obama would serve the purple deets. would he not?

the doritos jacke ranch buffalo wing ones are also very good

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>>553038834
i wish they still made the blazing buffalo ranch (not in jacked form)

>>553039080
i agree. the amount of flavoring on the entire jacked line is overpowering.

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also
>while we're on the topic of deets
if they would just release the crunchy taco flavor (available in the locos tacos packages) as a standalone option...it could possibly be a competitor.

this whole thread is viral marketing for doritos
>deets
nobody fucking calls doritos that you autistic marketers

>>553037819
what the fuck eats a purple bag? i eat fucking doritos.get out this isn't a place to advertise your product.

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>>553039919
you, anon, need to kick back....and relax...just crack open a bag of cool ranch deets and relax..

>>553039919
This is funny.
I'll coin the term deets

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>>553039919
you want to be cool, don't ya..?

Somebody send 4 dollars to my paypal so I can find doritos online and buy them.

>>553039732
They did a while back, it was a throwback flavor, I think. It's gone now, so I don't think it did that well.

>>553037819
Fuck yes op you are the man for once

>>553040556
I'd feast

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nah nigga, spicy nacho

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>>553040757
are you thinking of the throwback style bag of the taco deets?

crunchy taco is a different beast entirely, and to my knowledge only available in the locos tacos bag (mixed with either nacho cheese or cool ranch, respectively)

>>553040556
6/10, worst flavor

>>553037819
Not a doritos related question, but my buddy from usa said ketchup chips arent very popular there! :o wtf USA! Im canadian btw

>>553038380
>implying I didn't post a thread about a fucking Sea Lion acting cute on YouTube

>>553041210
kind of trying to keep this deets-specific...

>>553041313
Yeah but the ketchup deets here suck D:

What type of soda pop you recommended to snack with

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>>553041157
Nah they used to have it as it's own flavor. They added it to the locos tacos ones recently but they don't sell it standalone anymore. Shame, cause it was so fucking good.

>>553037819
Wow dude shut the fuck up. You have to be a fucking troll if you think that flavor is good. I swear I'm two seconds away from shutting in your eyes and wiping my asshole on your tongue.

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>>553041434

oh, gross. didn't know that was a thing.

captcha: Mustered

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massive sigh

Wasabi.

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>Implying these aren't the new best

>>553041645
they still sell taco. i've got a bag right here.
Crunchy Taco ones taste different than the regular taco ones. they've got a lettucey aftertaste.

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>>553041632
wash your deets down with a delicious and refreshing Mountain Dew!

>>553041632
for deets? any kind of mountain dew. which kind of mountain dew probably depends on the deet.

>>553037819
Spicy Sweet Chili is good, but I really like them Jacked chips. Ranch Dipped Hot Wings and that red one of those three mystery flavors they got going on.

I do wish for Doritos to bring back those late night flavors, like the cheeseburger and jalapeno poppers. Those were good shit.

Blazin' Buffalo & Ranch... Still pissed about them discontinuing it.

>>553041846
Those are weird. Like a spicy bacon with chocolate flavor thing. I have no idea what to call it.

>>553040323
fucking classic.

>>553042389
by product

>>553041632
Moutain Dew is the only drink to match Doritos with. You're doing it wrong, if you do it any other way.

Smooth Mountain Dew.
Thanks

>>553037819
the purple bag because holy fuck have you not had the purple deets yet? go fucking buy some dude they're the best.

>>553042378
A thousand times this!

>>553042389
i believe that's their new "Shame" flavor.

>>553037819
Holy shit those are my favorite. My dad went out one time and got me some doritos, only he just knew I liked purple ones, and he ended up getting NASTY ASS flamas (also in a purple bag).

How can good intentions with one small failure in communication cause such a DISASTROUS outcome!?

>>553042801
Cause you didn't follow

>>553041743

Oh my god, i fucking forgot about those things. Those things were THE SHIT.

>>553042801
Flamas are those cheap as Doritos knock offs, aren't they?

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>>553037819
>walk into ghetto neighborhood
>"yo son where ya from?"
>say nothing
>pull out purp Doritos
>watch those niggers kiss your dick for a chip
>a fucking chip
>America

>>553041938
>>553042080
So which Mountain Dew flavor is the best, /b/?
Any pleb who thinks Baja Blast isn't the shit better slap themselves.

>>553043930
baja blast might be my favorite. i also like diet dew and orange-halo flavored

>>553043930
Supernova.
Taste good even hours flat.

>>553043930
The Baja Blast in the bottle, was literally only in for a week over here. It was disappointing that it didn't last longer. But, because it's now only accessible by Taco Bell again, I'm gonna say Code Red.

>>553043930
Also is it weird that I enjoy all the MD flavors but the original?

>>553044152
Too bad, this didn't win the vote instead of Voltage. Supernova was way better, it'd even change my vote of Code Red being the best.

>>553043063
no they're actual doritos also in a purple bag, they're like some bastardized spicy lime flavor gross as hell

>>553044286
It's weird that you even like Live Wire over it. Live Wire isn't even that good.

I also very much miss Pitch Black. That one would definitely have my vote over all.

>>553043930
i just dig the original. Used to love pitch black too

>>553044334
I think they are voting for the three flavours again. White out. Supernova. Code red.

Gunna buy a few cases of supernova

Chilli Heatwave forever

>>553039080
Omg sir you just made my night, I forgot all about these babies. That's my childhood

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>>553043930
voltage is the best. no shit.

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not to take away from the almighty deets, but do you niggers remember these?

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>>553043930
code red taste like copper imo
original is meh
voltage/supernova/that other one is pretty damn good, gettin up there
baja blast/game fuel/those WoW themed ones are THE FUCKIN SHIT! HELL YEAH

pic related

>>553045389
This

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>>553043930
GAME FUEL

>>553044945
White out and Code Red are already in there. Plus, Code red wasn't even part of either of the two flavor contest things. But, if they do throw Supernova back in, definitely gonna go for that.

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C'mon now

>>553046179
okay I might change my mind to game fuel...anyone else love mixing liquor with any flavor of mountain dew? I always mix 4 shots of vodka with any mountain dew variety but usually voltage. Good shit.

>>553046179
Those Game Fuels were only okay. They really weren't the best Mountain Dew could have ever done.

WHO THE FUCK ARCHIVED THIS SHITTY THREAD ON 4ARCHIVE?

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>>553046476
>mountain dew
>vodka

mah nigga

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>>553043930
Mountain Dew throwback

>>553046557
This thread didn't turn out too bad. Of course, not worthy for archive, however. Don't forget, it's summer.

>>553037819
Because they discontinued the god-tier guacamole flavor

>>553040323

This

>>553047132
holy fuck I miss those. they were so good.

>>553037819
Spice sweet chili is pretty good, not gonna lie, but ranch Doritos are pretty awesome too.

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>>553043930
Pitch Black. It's not even a question.

>>553047989

Get out nigger

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Y'all niggas playin

>>553041036
>just repackaged nacho cheese with different colored cheese flavoring

>>553047989
Pitch Black doesn't even exist anymore. Can't even be a vote.

you all have Shit taste

The tapatio ones are pretty good, and the sweet chili. salsa verde and >>553048625
are the next tier down. cool ranch is alright tier and nacho cheese, don't waste my time man! also tried the FLAMAS doritos once. nearly melted all my enamel and i couldn't finish the damn bag because my teeth hurt

>>553049727
I still have some I'm my basement so I can vote for it.