wat

...

moar pls

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>>552851057
holy fucking shit my sides have left orbit

wat is this

>>552851057
I hope this 404s soon because I don't want to see this anymore.

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bump pls

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Some syrup for the master?

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Anyone else?

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fuck you op. I hate you so much.

>>552853153
op your dick looks like mine

Inb4 dick in hamburger

I've never seen a mushroom growing on a Twinkie. OH!!! That's a cock.

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holy fuck
I have some hostess christmas cakes I could vandalize
my friend's mom will wonder where her hostess christmas cakes went

plz moar

>>552854163
do it

>>552854487
._.

>>552854487
what a waste of cheese burger, fucking ungrateful gook

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>>552854487
OH GOD MORE

>>552854487
your pubes look weird man
such long and black pubes but no hair on legs

>>552854487
Trim your fucking bush you pleb

Idk what bothers me more.

The burger
The dick through the burger
Or your fucking pubes

>>552854163
what the fuck is up with his pubes

is there an asian child hiding under his cheeseburger

>>552854753
Waste? Nigga I'll eat that cheeseburger off his dick with no hands.

moar food!

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>>552854487
your pubes are majestic

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Cool Ranch is all over the place right now....

mfw i was so hungry before even clicking this thread that i'm getting thoughts of licking snack-cake off op's dick and eating dick doritos

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>>552854487

>>552851057
>>552853153

OP, where are you geographically located?

I <3 this thread.

Moar!

>>552851057
>ITT: Dicks through snack treats
Great, now I have a new unwanted fetish.

>>552855680
OP and I live in Florida

best YLYL thread I've seen in years

>>552851057
Pineapple ring?

>>552854163
please do it

just say you ate them

>>552854753
>thatisnotacheeseburger

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>>552856428
>>552854308
sorry, I found a small gingerbread man in the box instead of a cake BUT I have a sandwhich and a super reeses butter cup the size of a small plate

which do you want to see my dick through?

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Friend sent me one

>>552857034
The reeses

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>>552854487
>>552854753
>>552855057
Thanks for the laugh and screencap

OP here, gonna deliver with shitty pre-cooked hamburger from the freezer

>>552857034
the reeses, of course

you look like a qt

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It's cold, but same diff right???

If anyone does this with a jar of biscoff spread, i'll make a peanut butter jelly, fuck it, jizz in it, and eat it

will deliver

>>552857486
Popdickle in the poopsickle

>>552857259
>friend sent me one
>friend
wat

>>552854487
Do you straighten your pubes?

>>552857478
>>552857260
okay, top kek m8's. let me eat the center a bit first so I can stab it with my dick

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Go on.

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I wasted an oreo for this.

The only snack treats I have are fucking lollipops. How's that gonna work?

>>552858027
Make them stop fucking the lollipops and start fucking you.

>>552857968
you ginger fuck

>>552857968
i'd lick that white cream filling

>>552858027
Just touch it on your dick

>>552855349
Wow....But fuck you for making me want dorritos

>>552857259
>Friend sent me one
Friends trading your dick pix?

>>552858317
luv u buhh

>>552858148
I'm not a ginger, I just have ginger pubes and ass hair.

>>552851057
not even snack, just uncut

>>552858094
8/10 I snorted

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>>552858027
make a bouquet of lollipops with your dick in the center

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>>552851667
>Hope this 404s soon
>404s soon
>404

Fuckin newfag doesn't now about the beauty of heaven

>>552858027
Stick into your peehole, lollipop on the end like a barber shop sign

>>552851667
I hope it doesn't. This is too funny.

Ive never seen such beautiful cut cocks.

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sorry it took so long, had to wait for it to cool

>>552859124
i'm sorry for shitting on your dick op

>>552859124
for a minute i was trying to figure out what the fuck was with your pubes

I've saved every single image in this thread.

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>>552859124
That looks like cow shit

>>552859281
>>552859292
Kek

>>552859323
Good, they will come in handy one day

This is one of the few reasons I like being male. Women can't shove their dicks through snack treats

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>>552859124
ooooh baby

>>552855753
I can appropriately call this dick-cheese.

>>552856001
True this mah nig nog

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tfw wife would happily eat snacks off my dick
tfw she's at work right now
tfw I have no pictures of this

feels bad man

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OP here, ran out of food to use so I came on my weeb blade.

>snack treats

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This thread has made me laugh harder than anything on here in a long time. This is some old /b/ tier shit.
>captcha unigger Persians
Holy fucking shit what a captcha.

>>552859124
What is it?

>>552860716
I see a box of cheezits RIGHT there

>>552860887
Fine you caught me.

>>552861016
Fuck each individual cheezit
Take a picture of each one

>>552860716
>>552860887
hahaha

>>552855843
I live in Tampa you? I need my dick in a cheese pizza.

I love you OP, can I marry you.

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Roasting on BBQ wings

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>>552861631
If I see your dick through some food

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I've got no plate so now I have to eat cheezits off my cock.

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peanut butter snacks

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How many cheese nips long are your penors

>>552862226
5 :c

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It's literally everywhere

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>>552861961
I d-don't have one sorry ;_;
have a f-finger through two swiss rolls

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I don't have snacks but dammit I'm drinking 4Loko with a straw.

>>552862171
nigger detected

>>552862460
swiss roll in vagina

>>552862516
ITS A SKIN CONDITION

>>552862460
show tits for more dick

>>552862460
so you stick it up your cunt you stupid slut

>>552862516
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

Today, OP was great.

who the fuck makes a threat called "Dicks through snack treats" ??

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>>552862394
Same
>mfw

>>552862916
noone does why would that be a threatening thing

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>>552863006
I am also an wizard
But I don't have any wizard treats to stick my dick through

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I don't have snacks left, so I made lunch in the middle of the night.

Part 1

>>552854821
Negro wait where was this pic or Jon from?

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This really didn't feel very good.

>>552862226
each cheez it is 1 to 0.95 inches which makes your cock about 7.2 inches long. A holy cock comparing technique has been discovered...

>>552863767
Try slipping your dick between the cheese and the sauce once it cools a bit.

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>>552863687
Part two.

>>552863767
delicious looking cock, bro

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>>552863687
Mah nigga

>>552864039
>ppjandd

>>552864039
Cum inside before u eat ittt

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>>552863519

>using outdated meter

>want to stick dick in mac and cheese
>dont have any kraft mac and cheeese
fuck

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>>552857271

>>552864409
That's not gonna happen.
I'm planning on killing myself when I turn 60.

>>552864409
What about girls who are still virgins at 30+?

>>552864928
Virgin women over 30+ who are virgins for reasons not relating to religion grow penises and turn into wizards.

>>552863687
The thumbnail makes it look like you have 3 balls

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>>552863767
This also didn't feel all too great

Why are you niggas ashamed of 5 inch dicks?

>>552864409
>wizard
That's not a fucking wizard, it's a warlock. God damn it that makes me furious every time I see it.

>>552865891
Because it's more like 4

>>552865824
What's your name?

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>>552858027
You know exactly what to do.

>>552853426
where's the dick?

>>552862460
put them on your feet you spic whore

>>552866356
Y u wanna know?

>>552864039
OP's favorite snack

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>>552866794
Just found this in my folder and realized how relevent it is.

I have a casserole in my fridge I would stick my dick in but damn, it's so good.

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>>552851057

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>>552867437

>>552867535
lol

This is epic, and bizarre but it like me

>>552862460
PUT IN VAGINA

>>552864037
Didn't work. The pizza was 3 days old and really shitty.

This is the greatest thread I've ever seen. Never thought I'd be this turned on by food.

>>552869383
You're welcome to a bite of my hot dog

>>552867535
Thanks for making me want a hotdog

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>>552869383
I had fun too b0ss

>>552860716
>>552860887
>desperate for an excuse to jizz on his katana
oh, the life of a /b/tard

>>552867535
Excellent.

Somebody archive this shit!

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>>552862452
This is literally everywhere, anon. Step it up.

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>>552864409
>only 5 more years!

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icin

>>552871308
You niggers are always sticking your dick in something white and thick.

>>552871452
top fucking kek

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>>552871452

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>>552871308
look at my thumb
am no nigger

it's also way too small

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>>552851057

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>>552871709
>>552871452

>>552854487
Fuck, I honestly thought this was a girl before I saw the nob poking out the top.

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I just couldn't get hard for any of these
should have done the icing last as well
I still felt obliged to boot

>>552872040
You better change those sheets before you lay down or else I'll beat your ass.

>>552872384
Same. I just couldn't keep a Binet while dressing my dick like a hot dog

>>552872601
Boner. Fuck

>>552872601
You've got the thickest cock in the thread yet though so you're good.

closest food is a blazing hot apple pie.

nope, fuck that shit

>>552872789
Thickness doesn't really make up for a torpedo dick though.

>>552873197
That's the point.

>>552873210
Girth is really all that matters and in correlation to the bun I'd say he's fine in length as well since he's not fully hard. Welcome to /b/, I just defended another mans cock.

>>552873445

ha ha, what a GC.
but still, i very much enjoy putting my dick to work, i want to continue being able to do so, plus i know the A&E people, so that would be a fucking awkward conversation

>>552873210
Torpedo dick? I've never heard that term before. Fully hard my dick is proportionate.

>>552873557
I'm flattered anon

>>552865472
as someone who actually has three balls, I was thinking the same

>>552874485
Prove it by putting your three testicles in a snack.

>>552874762
Seconded

>>552873926
It's what I do, sonny.

>>552851057
That's some nasty smegma. Learn to wash your fucking cock once in a while.

>>552857486
Gavin?

This thread has made me hungry.

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>>552874974
>>552874762
hard to see as two are joined like siamese twins, and so just looks like one large one, but there are three distinch oblong shapes there. the sack nearest the cap has both.

>>552876697
Can you make like a super nut or is the third one not functional.

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>>552876697
notice the vast asymetry

>>552876697
Thanks for the pic anon. Interesting condition you have, any negative side effects?

>>552876697
So why did you not pour hot sauce on it....?

>>552877018
aids detected

>>552877018
get checked, u could develop nutsak cancer so easily. yearly check shud save you.

also, do u cum more than avg? or is the extra nut disfunctional

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>>552877068
none so far.
>>552876910
not really. seems normal. no idea if it is functional, but seems to be connected to the same tubes as the other it is attached to

>>552877072
cause no one wants to see my white hot nuts.


also,

HOLY SHIT THIS BURNS!

>>552877342
eh, caner would be a nice change of pace. I should probably get an ultra soind pic of it though. great icebreaker at parties.

So I just finished fapping to the pics ITT

Why am I so gay? ;_;

>>552878170
It would be hilarious if you fathered a child who was a hunch back

>>552878204
Not gay, just really hungry

>>552878581
Nah i'm pretty gay anon, I like men

but yeah it made me hungry too

>>552878362
I know, right? and not just hilarious in the sense that it would mean I actually get to have sex sometime...

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>>552851057
wh....why ?

>>552854947
obvious asian

>>552878687
Win win then?

>>552878752
Is your piggy back ball sack holding you back?

>>552877883
Niggggggga, that's what I'm talking about.

After seeing all these dicks, I feel it's my duty to remind you guys to fucking trim your pubic hair. It shouldn't be long.

>>552879242
Be a fucking man you metrosexual faggot. Our pubic hair should be longer and thicker.

>>552879242
To be honest, I'm gay and I love long pubic hair on a guy.

U mad anon? :3

>>552879242
Gf is at uni, don't have to worry about that shit but when she comes home

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>>552854487
Why are your pubes so beutiful.

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>>552855349
you put a hole through the fucking plate

>>552879039
no, just everything else.

>>552879484
I just can't imagine that choking on pubic hair is nice...

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>>552878204
>>552878687
>>552879484
>look how gay i am
calm down, son

>>552879680
topkeke

>>552879579
You'll get there one day anon, have faith

>>552879680
not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERGAY

>>552879637
I think it looks good, but each to their own

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I've only been here for two years. But this is the most original thread I've seen in a long time. We'll done /b/ros
Here's some of tits

>>552879909
Looks bad cause it blocks the view of the cock.

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>>552878687
here is some blue penis for you then

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>>552879909
never go full homo

>>552879973
Much appreciated, however could you get some food in the shot?

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SOMBODY fucking cap this thread holy shit

>>552879973
twinkie in pussy now!

>>552879973
It helps when people actually contribute OC. That is what is lacking from /b/ now a days

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No snacks LoL

achieve this shit NAO
fawking gewld bread rite here!!!

>>552880665
pour milk on them mammaries

>>552880665
Food of some kind will do. Nice tits btw

>>552879637
It is a lot more comfortable that going into tiny needles

>>552880665
any food will do

>>552880990
>>552881432
>>552880781

If you guys checked the ID you'd see I was the guy who posted his dick on a can of 4Loko hahaha that's just some slut I fucked.

>>552862460
>>552879973
>>552880665

>Thread about cocks
>Females posting pictures
>Women

>>552881945
>Read post above yours
>Dumdum

>>552881945
>Also, complaining about tits
>Fuck off

>>552881839
then pour milk on you tits. I don't give a fuck what gender they are

I'm fapping so hard thanks everyone these are great cocks :3

>>552857259
Your friend sends you dick pics?

>>552882245
Seconded

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>>552882483

Here. Eat my cock, slut.

>>552882483
I want to know who this is, I swear ive seen that computer set up before and that cawk is delicious
>>552862452

>>552882602
>I don't see any food on that dick

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>>552882668

I'm too lazy to get up and get food. Appreciate my foodless deeeeck.

>>552882857
I can't respect a cock in this thread unless it has some food stuff on it

>>552879973
Hi krissy

>>552882964
This is the guy that defended your cock earlier, anon. Respect my foodless dick. I'm tired.

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I eat xbox controllers becausw im actually a PC

Waiting on chili and sweet potato fries. Chili has Sriracha in it...should be fun.

Also...why the fuck are we doing this? Eh, who cares, am sheeple

>>552883265
Ahhhh fine then. I'm outy, thanks all for a good thread

>>552883354
How's Europe?

>>552879973
nice nipples cockfag

>>552858469
My brother, the struggle is real

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I'm going to post one more before I go to sleep.

>>552862121
the fuck is that zebra in the background