Make the bird eat the salmon, and then brush its teeth with the toothbrush

What are you, 12 faggot? Your penmanship is horrible ffs.

>>552494959
>put toothbrush in ass, use salmon as lube
>cum on bird

toothbrush in pooper

>>552495631
roll for this, and deliver pics with time stam

>>552495812
fuckin shit allright brb

>>552495812
WINRAR

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>>552495812
that was fast, guess what OP

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>>552495954
dont be a fag op, do it...

Op will surely delivar...

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the salmon kept falling apart but it was in there

25, 30 and 99 decide next

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>>552496826

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>>552496826
DAT OP

Vomit on salmon and smear on table
Also OP your a kewl guy for delivering

brush your teeth with mashed salmon now

>>552496826
Use the toothbrush to brush your teeth.

>>552496826
>using the side with bristles

Stop posting on 4chan.

>>552496826

put the bird beak in your dick hole, while brushing your teeth with the ass toothbrush, and rub the salmon all over your face while you do it

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>>552496826
Now brush teeth with that toothbrush and the salmon

>>552497660
I second this.

>>552497636

roll

Use your shit as ink and use the toothbrush as a feather pen and write that youre a huge faggot across your chest while jackin off to the bird

this >>552497345
then >>552497660
gotta have good hygiene

>>552497660
Yes.

>>552497769

69 is original get. DO IT NOW

>>552496826
nice ass

idk, rub salmon all over your dick then put then balance the little bird on your dick

>>552494959
Get better handwriting

>>552497861
This

>>552496826
Make yourself vomit with the bristle side on the bird

Cover the toothbrush in shit and brush the words tracey chapman on your arm.

picks the disabled gets
classy

>>552498219
rerolling.

>>552497861
Reroll

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>>552497558
no pain no gain also got this fine bottle of chardonnay >inb4 chardonnay is gay.
reminder
25,30 and 99

brush teeth with cum and shove the bird in ur ass

>>552498219
man this

>>552498356
Fuck it. Then drink it.

>>552497769
Win

>>552496826
masturbate with salmon then cook it and give to homeless people to eat

>>552498410
Shove the bird up your ass and eat the salmon.

>>552498356
Cum on the bird, Eat the ass salmon, Pour chardonnay in dick hole, and put toothbrush in pee hole.

>>552498219
I withdraw my previous suggestion and roll with all my might for this

>>552498661
rerallllllllllll

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>>552497636
reroll
btw, how the fuck am i supposed to type this captcha?

>>552498356
addin ¨g numbers 25,30,35,40,45,50,55
first one to roll

>>552498356
Pop the cork into your balls
Post webm

>>552498820
yes!

>>552498356
put that away for later and pet the bird

>>552494959
Toothbrush in butt, bristles first
Bird on right ass cheek
Salmon left ass cheek with a bite taken out as if the bird took the bite

>>552498847
rerolling

C

>>552498219
want this still

>>552498991
reroll

and nevermind, leave the bristles out to they know what it is

throw items away, show belly button then go to bed.

>>552498219
More of this.

>>552498219
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin'

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>>552499345
Dont do this

Hey faggot
OP delivers finally and you sage?

>>552498858
just drink it and eat the salmon

eanjoy

>>552498926
Rol

Now brush your teeth with it

Mail them to a random address
Rush delivery

>>552498219
please

>>552498858
Throw the alcohol bottle at your fridge and dance on the glass

>>552499345
thread is gay. do this OP!

brush your teeth with shit on it.
feed the fishes with salmon.
chardonnay in your ass

>>552499553
Re roll

>>552498858
just drink it and eat the salmon

eanjoyy

>>552498219
thisss

>>552499651
Reroll

>>552499731
Samefag.
The fuck is wrong with you? This is a good OP.

Back to your trap thread or whatever cancerous shit you do.

>>552499612
Winrar but fuck that shit, since I posted something better earlier I call for a nigga better do the following instead
>>552498991

>>552499553
Rereroll

>>552499515
going with this since 45 was too boring will delivar in 5 mins

>>552499345
Not even trollin. If get would be pretty lulzy

>>552499971
Put the cork up your ass, cover it in shit, and write tracey chapman on your arm with it.

>>552496826
Good guy OP. You're not a fag.

>>552500161
this

>>552497660
Yes. Put the bristle side in your mouth

You cant wash it beforehand

>>552500161
reroll

>>552497636
roll

>>552495812
timestamp? whats he gonna do find pictures of that shit online

OP is gay

>>552497636
reroll

>>552499971
Now we wait

>>552500637
Can you just fuck off already?
Is this your first time learning sage or something?

>>552500161
reerooll

>>552499971
>>552499971
>>552499971
OP has spoken

>>552500161
again

>>552500948
converting to webm my balls fucking hurt

>>552500161
And again

>>552500787

so butthurt :)

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>>552501043

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Nook I dont want to see but I have to watch.

>>552501157
confirmed.

>>>/reddit/

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No please dont.

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Can't 404

>>552497769
Nice ID you got there

bird pecking your dick like a tree, You have to have a hardon first though.

it says audio streams are not allowed how do i upload

>>552501615

requesting original pic of this please, haven't seen it in ages

put toothbrush in your urethra

>>552502173
knew op was a fagget

>>552502173
gif it hoe or link it out

Clench salmon in butt cheeks, glue bird to head, shove toothbrush in nostrils. All this while outside in a fairly public place

>>552502173
upload it in motherless

uploading to youtube now 1 min its done

>>552502758
private video

>>552502758
>inb4 rickroll

>>552502758
>Inb4 shutdown for violating terms

>>552502995
>implying
it took days before the video of a guy fucking a fish was taken down

>>552494959
Eat the salmon, brush the wooden bird, then stiff both up your arse.
Then shit everything.
Take a pic of every part of the process

>>552502995
i put a toothbrush up my ass why would i not delivar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3fiL75OImY&feature=youtu.be

>>552503306
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3fiL75OImY

EPIIIIIIIIIIC

>>552503306
Kek

>>552503306
Oh my god

>>552503306
btw new numbers after this one are 12,13,14,15,16,17,18,20 and 21

>>552503306
dude didnt it hurt?

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>>552503306
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Bravo bravo!!

>>552503306
Today op was not a faggot

>>552503306
First view. OP fucking delivered

>>552503306
FUCKING KEK

>>552503306
wow...

>>552503306
oh shit nigger

SIR!

>>552503514
>>552503241
rerolling

>>552503306
lel

>>552503514
Rsst OP, you did enough

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>>552503306

Dead.
I could listen to that yelp over and over again.
Wow, man.

Dammmm buddy and he's not done!

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>>552503306
Had to turn volume down because I didn't want to hear your bitch scream

>>552503514
Go to sleep nigger

>>552503514
Cut the bristles off the toothbrush and insert them into your peehole
&
Shove wooden bird up your ass

>>552503514
Throw the bottle of alcohol at the fridge, then dance on the fucking glass while playing "flyleaf -all around me"

>>552503514
i want a picture of your ass without a toothbrush in it

>>552503997
rolling for this

toothbrush in salmon's pooper and go to bed.

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perhaps you were the same guy?

>>552504021
>>552504015
>>552503997

No, no, no. OP has delivered enough.

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sleep sir, sleep

>>552504015
lel
WINRAR

>>552503997
Re-roll

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>>552503306
In the related videos

>>552504015
allright will delivar in 5 mins

go to sleep

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>>552503306
Just great

OP is a God among men.

Bash one tooth out with bird, cook tooth into salmon, eat all of it, brush where missing tooth was after.

>>552504349
you are a god among men

>>552504349
OP you are a god amongst men.

>>552504349
OP this quest to not be a faggot will surely leave you dead by the end of this night.
...>popcorn.gif

bottle up your poop shoot :3

I'm not sure I can watch OP dance on shards of glass. Especially due to his lack of faggotness.

>>552494959

You write like shit

Shove the toothbrush up your bum

posting in epic /b/read

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Here's a gif of OP shooting a cork into his nuts.

It's long, if anyone wants to shorten it, go for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DKuPnY9Xxs&feature=youtu.be

>>552504880
You are shit. And you just got flushed down the toilet in New York with the nastiest shit of them all

>>552505194
It's not the same without the yelp.

>>552505246
goodnight

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>>552505246
You have all my respect godlike OP

>>552505246
Noice

>>552505246
shards of glass? where?

>>552505246
you dented your fridge
>>552505423
the winrar just said to throw the bottle into the fridge, the lack of broken glass sounds like a you problem

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>>552505246
Can I give you one of these for being such a good sport? Jesus

delivered till the end like a true hero. goodnight OP

>>552505396
youre a god, OP

>>552500787
eat a dick nigga

>>552505246
You'll be among gods OP.

>>552505246
Let us take a moment to honor one of the greatest OPs of all time

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>>552505246
för helvete TS...

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>>552505646

>>552505396
Do you have a steam account? I got some games I'll gift you for vein fucking awesome.

have a snack

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>>552505875

>>552505246
OP IS FUCKIGN COOL GUY

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>>552505976

archived
http://4archive.org/b/thread/552494959

>>552498356
Cinzano Spumante is not a Chardonnay faggot

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>>552505246
>Delivery

>>552506892
Baby's first bait.

>>552507506
Not bait dumbass, just pointing out a fact.

Today OP isn't g-gay?

>>552507506
Baby's second bait.

>>552508103
Like it was even bait, retard. Do damage control and go fuck yourself.

>inb4 baby's Nth bait where n = (2n+1)

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Have been lurking. Can say I'm impressed. I commend thee for non-faggotry, OP. You go down in history.

>>552508448
Baby's 3rd bait lol your a looser and nigger

>>552508448
n=-1, do not get bait requesting autistic reboot for faggot

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>>552508448
>n = (2n+1)

>>552508796
It's baby's first bait-post.

>>552508796
It's a complex number. Haven't you learned about them, lol?

someone download and backup videos before they're down

captcha exwned pawned

>>552503306
100/10

>>552508967
how can n=(2n+1) if n doesnt have a value in this ecuation

>>552508901
>>552508796
>>552508630
samefag detected

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>>552508796
Less than N equals (N to the second power plus one) so... Let's say N is 3. So Less than three equals three to the second power (nine) plus one. (Ten). So ten is less than three. Best maths.

Picture unrelated

>>552509196
It's a complex number. You really are dumb. Maybe you think that squareroot from -1 also doesn't have a value?

>>552509410
>implying 2n is n to the second power

>>552509410
where did you get 'less than' from? I think you read the >as part of the equation when he was greentexting? lol

either way, came for maths, found an awesome OP

>>552509196
I think N would be the value of bait posts the user has made. It's a fucked-up equation nonetheless. It should be like

Y = amountOfBaitPosts
X = lastAmountOfBaitPosts

Y = (X+1)

Example:

Y = 10
X = 9

10 = 9+1

But I don't know what was going through the guy who wrote that equation's head.

>>552505246
Any more numbers?

>>552509595
it would have the 2 after the n not before

>>552509891
actually it would be n^2

>>552509842
yea that's what i was trying to get to but i couldn't explain it well you cant solve that, it would be ok if it was n=(2x+1) but that equation posted was plain dumb

>>552509868
allright i can do one more
final NUMBER is 5

>>552509595
I saw a few errors. So I revised. N = (2N+1) so N is equal to 2 times N plus 1.

N = 10

10 = 2(10)+1

10 = 21

It's still wrong, regardless of how it was formatted. I'm not the best at maths, but I have dabbled in basic Lua. So I know some amount of maths to do that. But I still make mistakes.

>>552510193
WHAT
NOT OVAH?

ROLL FOR CHARDONNAY ON POOPER WHILE SINGING JUSTIN BIEBER BABY

>>552510193
Do all this math on paper, scrunch it up and eat it, with one finger up anal sphincter.

>>552510267
all i was saying was that 2n isnt n to the second power. That would be n x n

>>552510193
Put the toothbrush in your urethra.

>>552508901
>>552508967
>>552509410
>>552509417

niggers can't into math

>>552510490
>>552510267

>But I still make mistakes

Already acknowledged buddy

>>552510267
but then the value of N would have changed because after finishing that equation N would be 21 and then you got to start again because of that change. using N to calculate the value of N isnt something posible

>>552510193
Throw that Chardonnay bottle at your cars windshield until it breaks.

>>552510316
rerollllll

>>552510781
Reroll

>>552510316
please!

>>552510193
Go to bed...

But not before cooking and eating what's left of the salmon. (yes, even what came out of your ass.) Post vidyas.

>>552510879
Reroll

>>552510806
give 5

>>552510995
winrar

this thread is now aids

>>552510995
WINRAR

>>552510776
Exactly. The post wanted to use N in its own equation. Follow the chain back.

>>552510995
i dont a car but fine i didnt go this far to become a faggit will delivar in 10 min

>>552510995
Winrar

Worship yourself for you are a god among OPs.
or
Burn the bird as creatively as possible and sprinkle the ashes onto the ass brush. brush your teeth.

>>552511153
This OP is awesome.

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>>552511153
What will you do then?

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>>552511153
Someone else's car. Even better.

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>>552511153

BUMP THIS FUCKER

QUICKLY! FIND A TOPIC TO DISCUSS SO IT ISN'T 404'd!

Uuuhhmmm

How about that scream of pain when he shot the cork into his balls, guys?

>>552511727
How about that dancing in the other vid? Pretty sweg

>>552511727
Yeah that was totally mad!

>>552511727
Yeah man!

Still can't believe I got two rolls, OP is a god!

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>>552511153
hey OP im just dropping in to say ur a god amongst men. also heil hitler du dreckige jude. peace out niggers

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bump

cover the toothbrush bristle in your shit and brush your teeth with it.use ass salmon as toothpaste

>>552511727
Now I want some salmon.

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>>552511994
Bump

>>552511153
nothing can stop this op

I just want to say thank you OP for this special night you've given me so far.

Bump this shit nigga, I wanna see someone's car get rekt

>>552511727
New trap for us /b/tards to "enjoy"

Captcha: any thatnya

>>552511327
i hope i dont hqave to pay for this shit anyways good night /b/ today has been a good dat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgGlSMIJE-U&feature=youtu.be

>>552511727
This is the most awesome OP I have seen in some time.
What about you guys? When was the last time you saw an OP at this level? or at least not being a faggot at all?

>>552512292
BEAUTIFUL
YOU HANDSOME NIGGER YOU

>>552494959
cook and eat the salmon. brush your teeth with the toothbrush and give that bird to your family or friend as a gift.

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>>552512292
OH MY GOD GUYS OP ISN'T A FAGGOT