>>551127668
Which one's your dad, OP?

>>551127870
See >>551098806

>>551127668
71 is a 69 with 2 fingers up your ass

post more pictures of his franken-hands

>>551127668
he home yet OP

>>551127668
OP, am I your daddy?

>>551127668
You're being a bit of a cunt. Who's to say your dad and mother doesn't have an agreement?
What is the REAL reason you want him to suffer? Is it because you're jealous of his magnum?

>>551127668
Link to prev. Thread archive
http://4archive.org/b/thread/551098806

>>551128127
No, he just called me and asked
if I wanted a patty melt. He has been gone
for 3 hours, and he is just now getting
patty melts? I don't think so.

What if OP is dad?

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>>551127668
also he is musician?

>>551127668
EPIC BREAD CONTINUES! YAY!

>>551128392
Was just about to post that. People who are not from the previous thread, please read that link before posting

>>551128420
He's going to melt your patty when he gets home, OP.

>>551128420
are you gunna have a patty melt?
also your're going through some serious shit right now and im sorry for that but fuck if it isnt entertaining as all hell
but for this we love you

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I welcome the dennys dad into the league of Magnificent Gentlemen

What exactly are you planning to say to him once you guys meet?

>>551127668
So what are you going to do OP? Are you actually going through with the blackmail?

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>>551128420

I would do your dad.

I am into big men with full beards. The fact that he's a fucking sex addict perv is actually a plus in my book.

You better vocaroo that sbit

>>551128930
Gross.

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>>551128431

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Binding his young ass unto the vine, and his ass's colt unto the choice vine he hath washed his garments in wine, and his vesture in the blood of grapes - Genesis 49:11

>>551129014

You're on /b and grossed out by that. Wow.

You must be new here.

Post his cell number n picture on craigslist

Son, when i get home from ''Denny's'' i am going to find a chocolate magnum condom and put it on my crusty dick

Post his cell

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>>551128930
Would you still do him, anon?

>>551127668
this deserves some sort of stream. can you trap him with a cam when he gets back? and what happened with your big titted lady friend on fetlife?

His photo needs a billboard in his town

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also nerve as used in damascus by americana nti air aa. bump

>>551123904
Re-requesting this

>>551127668
Record your convo with him and post it on vocaroo.

>>551129283
>anal plug tails
Only sign he has any bit of good taste.

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>>551129481
Woops 404.
I want a version of this done with 71dad eating icecream

>>551128420
>On fetlife because a deviant creep
>Find dad on fetlife
>"He's most creep"
>Have /b/ memefy
What are your kinks?

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OPs dad is an extraordinary gentleman.

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Your dad looks like the gay butt-baby of Cheech and Chong.

>>551128705
I am so creeped the fuck out.
On his profile he lists one of his
fetishes as "long slow blowjobs for
daddy". I have called him "daddy"
my whole life. Isn't it a bit weird that
he likes when girls call him the same
shit that I do?
captcha: okindop ABSURD
(I think he knows something is up, because
he called back JUST to see if I wanted vegetable rice pilaf. He knows I love pilaf. Why call???)

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Wincest

>>551129648
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.

>>551129648
That is a bit weird. Well, do you have any sisters? Maybe he's a creepy incestuous mofo, but not necessarily with you in mind

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I'm gonna laugh so fucking hard when you realize your dad's a /b/tard too

>>551129283

Yes. I would still do him.

>>551129648
guilt probably is why hes being extra nice
how is your guys relationship

>>551129895
Fair enough. I'm not here to judge anyone. Except for OP's dad

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>>551129384

>>551129860
Wait...whuuuut?

>>551127668
Holy shit, that looks exactly like my old neighbor. What is your dad's name? I don't even want the full name, just the first name.

>>551129648
No. You're putting way to much into this. Just as calling your daughter "hun" and calling your wife "hun" can have different meanings, so can the word "daddy" and "babygirl" when the context is different. I think you're the creep, showing off your dad and "exposing" him. Think about the anger in your cunt right now

>>551129648

Honestly, a lot of girls love daddy role play and get off on calling their sex partners that even when there is no incest component to the acts.

I wasn't in the last thread What's going on?

>>551129142
Funny thing is I'm really not.

Somebody post his fucking profile already

>>551130049
you fucking heard me cunt

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>>551129894

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posting rule 45 Anons Dad again

>>551130148
You could see how that could really creep him out though, yeah?

>>551129778
THE FUCK...HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?????

and thanks for posting that, i was trying to finish the other thread when it 404ed and i hate it now because the images usually stick for a while after it 404s now it doesnt.

>>551129283
If it weren't for the flaky dick, absolutely

>captcha: iienug physician

>>551130216
I haven't called you a newfag...heaven does not equal alwaysfag. Learn your facts & stop the copypasta

>>551130167
see
>>551128392

>>551130169
Dude, when i was a kid i found a deck of hardcore playing cards in my parent's room. Was a bit of a shock, but got over it. Everybody is a sexual being, even parents.

>>551130460
kek you're fun.
carry on OP

>>551130565
I don't know what hardcore playing cards are.

>>551127668
OP are you male or female?

One of his fetishes is "whispering dirty things in my ear in Spanish". He doesn't even KNOW Spanish...The only word I have ever heard him speak in spanish is "infection del tracto" when he had a urinary tract infection and he was trying to explain to the Spanish nurse.

>>551130834
HA!

>>551130834
stop being a faggot OP and post his profile, let us bombard him

>>551130834
Clearly your issue with your dad runs a lot deeper than this fetlife-incident.

>>551130834
>"Carne asada"
>Your dad cums

>>551130834

what if his face becomes a t-shirt?

Post more pics and info OP this is gettin boring

>>551130315
it isnt exactly normal for a young man to call his father "daddy." you sure you're not a faggot op?

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>>551131061
UNGH!

Dad's on his way home with the pilaf and the melt.
I have no idea what i'm going to
say to him.

>>551130834
eta to shit storm OP? when is anons father gonna be home?

>>551131137
Agreed. Profile needs to be linked

Some anon in a previous thread found it but didn't post it

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Top kek

OP's dad looks like a pretty cool guy. Shame he's stuck with a little bitch of a son who's whoring him out on 4chan for yucks.

>>551131275
I hope he flops you over his lap and beats your ass till it gleams like a hot coal-oven

>>551131275

>Get naked
>Stand in doorway
>When he opens the door say "I want to suck your dick, daddy"
>Drop to your knees and flop out his dick
>Take it in your mouth.

>>551131275
Whisper something Spanish into his ear.

>>551131065
Was going to do it, But too difficult on mobile. Some other anon take initiative.

>>551131556
>whisper into his dickhole
>"Nachos bel Grande"

>>551130834
from now on call him "Papi" or "Papito"

>>551131275
>>551131275
whisper in his ear
>domo goto mr roboto

>>551131704
This

>>551131474
He cheated on my sick mother
and ate her magnums. Now he
is blatantly disrespecting her by
saying he is at Denny's getting a
melt and some pilaf when he is
really doing god knows what.

>>551131275
Say "Daddy, what's a 71?"

Vocaroo it.

>>551131760
wat about the ariagato

>>551131872
Let's not make assumptions now.

>>551131663
satan alphabet math tee

>>551131275
Offer him a magnum.
He might take up the offer.

>>551131978
That too.

>>551131872
Granted it's a really fucked up thing, but think about it. If your mom is sick (i'm assuming terminal?) then maybe this is his way of grieving, trying to find love from someone else because he know it will be gone soon.

>>551131872
Maybe he was touching his crusty cock under the table anon.
Alot of geezers with guts do that in public places.

Someone put this on christianmingle. Is ur dad a hells angel? What ethnicy is op?

>>551132205
I laughed.

>>551132205
Who. Fucking. Cares.

>>551129138

Da fuq. Sauce on that gif, please.

>>551131941
This x1,000,000,000,000,000,000

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>>551132008

>new t
>Father's Day sale

>>551132205
i hope youre kidding

>>551131872
>He cheated on my sick mother
You do not know that for sure
>Ate her magnums
How the fuck is that even relevant, and she could've let him, or he could've bought them himself, you daft cunt
> Now he
is blatantly disrespecting her .... when he is really doing god knows what.
You do not know what he is up to, you're merely letting your cunt glob away at your fantasies

>>551132450
I was

>>551132470
>>551132205
Why are you white-knighting for him? You guys want to suck his flaky cock with OP?

Is he home yet OP

>>551132625
its hard to tell over text

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>>551132008

>new catch phrase for Dad's

>>551127668
Just got on 4chan, can anyone elaborate on OPs story? Daddy likes patty melts and being called daddy when he gets his dick sucked? Whats the problem with that

>>551132712
Yes, precisely. Skin flakes are delicious

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This could be on the steve wilkos show

>>551132837
Idk there was another thread where he saw some off pic of his dad on a creep site not to sure

But I am mod

>>551132765
ARE belong.

>>551132837
see >>551128392

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>>551132470
A white knight for an old, bearded, perverted guy. Kind of interesting.

>>551132712

I would. Seriously.

>>551131941
this fucking this

>>551132952
and your point in saying that was?

he didnt mention anything about bestiality did he? he looks awfully close to that pup

>>551132712
>Newfag personal army anonymouse huehue lele

>>551132976
Booo.

>>551128930
R u a grill? I have a big beard and am a perv

>>551132952
>>551132837
>>551132963
dont feel like creeping but so the dads on a dating site trying to cheat on ops mom and hes into lots of weird shit? i said to elaborate, like cut down to the basic thread

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>>551132837

well it kind of started with this

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>>551131941
THIS. Do it.

>>551132976
kekkles

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>>551133132

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>>551133412
Being this new must be exciting

Someone make a #71 jersey with papi's face on the front

>>551133338
kek

>>551133548
yep. it makes my peepee tingle

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Well, tried reverse image search, can't find his profile anywhere.

Am I just shitty at this or has he gone off the grid?

>>551133312
Well, the whole thread kinda took off after the original image of OP's dad was photoshopped so that the magnum was replaced with OP's dad's head. Many more shoops soon followed, including shopping the face onto Anne Frank, a Kiss member, Kirk Hammett, something from a star wars video game, Hagrid, Oompa-loompas, Axe advertisements, etc.

My friend just sent me that my
father has agreed to meet her
at Denny's. He has also texted me
that he will be late with the melt.
What next?

>>551133870
Text him that you know whats up.

>>551133870
post his profile, god damnit stop being fucking boring

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>>551133412

>mee sides

>>551133870
Your friend is about to get her patty melted by your dad. Any way you could drive over to the Denny's and intercept them? That would cause many lels to be had.

>>551133870
tell him you'll be out back with your ass spread waiting for him.

>>551133870
Ask him to buy you a magnum bar

>>551132976
oh hai lolichan

>>551133870
Ask him questions about why he's taking so long and stuff. Make him nervous. Make him wonder.

>>551133870
>domo ariegoto mr roboto

Op post creep pic of dad after he found out he has a fetfile profile with some kinky shit on it. Dads face gets photo shopped. Instant classic. Op posted dads dickle pickle Dad reported to go to dennys waiting for this story to have a funny ending or more detaols. Dont leave us hangin op.

ITT: Faggots are led on by some idiot posting his pictures and fet profile.

So summer in here

>>551134032
He..Cannot b-be stopped..

>>551133837

oh HAHAH the randomness is so hilarious

>>551133870
what's this guy's name?

>>551133870
Text your mom, tell her to meet you at denny's

>>551133870
Wait him out and see if he tries anything with your friend.

>>551134124
That's Japanese/english.

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Is OP male or female?

>>551134310
its assumed OP is male

>>551134117
>are led

Yeah say "Daddy will it take you 71 minutes or what!"

>>551133870
im calling bullshit. op is wasting our fuckin time. i need to see some proof or its fckin bed time. link me dat profile.

>>551134181
The prof hasn't been posted, at least read through the thread before posting cancer like this

>implying it isn't always summer here

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>>551134302
I assumed it was mexican talk.

>>551134256
The fuck man? I was just listing the shoops that occurred. Go look at the archived thread, dipshit.

toasting in epic bread

>>551134552
Don't worry, this is just some elaborate get on the floor walk the dinosaur

>>551134527
agreed.

anybody have any luck with reverse image search? haven't found anything yet

>>551134635
No, buddy, you missed the truly epic bread.

>>551134608
I'm not gonna lie that's really stupid.

>>551134628

I am the one who made the shops you dipshit, also note, I cannot be stopped.

>>551134793
>truly epic
It has been almost a year, if not longer, since anything truly epic happened on this board - and this is comparatively far from epic

>>551134875
So I see. Sorry, I thought you were mocking my post.

You didn't make the Anne Frank one, though. I made that one.

His shirt has a company name maybe we can start from their

>>551134875
I made half the shops dipcunt

>>551135059
First decent post

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>>551133870
get your friend to get more pics of the bastard, accumulate evidence.

>>551134264
THIS

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Well here we are.

>>551135059
Op is from LA.
His dad. Is also from LA.
There are a general 9 Denny's in the LA area discounting the ones near the beach.

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>>551135107

it all started at about 10ish

>>551132397
This!
I tried to read what the link said but I can't quite make it out.

>>551135248
>run-on sentence
>misuse of "their"
>implying we could find out who he is even with a company name
>decent post

Lol ok.

>>551135386
dis gon b gud

>>551135386
>Set contact of friend to be named "Dad"
>Have friend text phone
>Screencap
>???
>Profit

>>551134531

Obvs just meant the snapshots, you raging faggot. Jesus christ you idiots are dense. Nothing OP has posted suggests any of this is actually true aside from:

1.) OP has pictures of this person (probably himself)
2.) There is a fet account with this info

>>551135386
more like
I'm at "Denny's" gettin "melt"

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>>551135386
also ask him to pick up a box of magnums.

>>551135404
LA fags get to denny's!

>>551135386
>1:02AM
So much new has fallen for this already, it's amusing

>>551135386
Don't say anything to give yourself up mate. Why are you rushing this whole thing anyways?

>>551135386
your dad has balls...that or is is dumb as fuck

>>551135617
lrn2timezones

i have a dennys right next to my house if he's there i'll def show up

>>551135496
threw up in my mouth. no one likes niggers.

>>551134463
That calls his father Daddy?

>>551135404
Any luck finding OP's dad's fetlife profile?

>>551135404
Why don't we just call the fucking Denny's and ask for a neck beard who is into 71-ing...

>>551134264
lier OP has the perfect scapegoat with his mom beign sick

still can't believe how he got you to be his PA

>>551135691
>being this daft

>>551135386
FAKE FAKE FAKE! HOW CAN YOU RETARDS NOT SEE THAT THIS WHOLE THING IS FAKE?!?!?!

>>551135732
OP is also assumed a faggot

>>551135404
Theres no way he's in LA, according to >>551135386
They're in the same time zone as me, assuming it's a recent picture. I live in Minnesota

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>>551135386

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Why is everything spelt correctly with apostrophes but getting

>>551135778
Mm at this time you'll probably get alot of people matching the discription.
You know /b can be an awesome force when motivated and have people rallied with the right connections. All it takes are a group of 10 anons in the area to sneakily head to their local dennys and check out the place out.
I'm sure theres more than one socal resident on this thread besides me and op.

>>551135757
we obviously could but i feel so bad for OP that i really dont wanna make his life more comlicated
>at least hes entertaining us
>dont be a dick

>>551135691
>being this punk

>>551136147
/b/ hasn't been an awesome force for a long time, m8

>>551135757
I'm not looking to be honest, more on op's side on this one.
His mom is alive and all, so if my dad was pulling the same shit i'd do the same.

>>551135939
>>551136236
I kekd

>>551136296
You'd have to be pretty fucking stupid then

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>>551135386

I CANT BELIEVE THIS IS HOW EASY 4CHAN IS BAITED. YAWN FUCKING YAWN.

BOOOOOO

SUH-GAY

>>551136085
Fuck you, i thought this was real, holy shit,

What should I say next? Or should I just go to the fucking Denny's and prove that he is a liar?

>>551136147
Why don't we just call the Denny's in the LA area asking if a man with a scraggly neckbeard is with another women

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>>551129778
this is /b/

>>551136552
go there op

>>551136552
Post his profile link more pics more info

>>551136552
you should troll in /b/ more often, at least is funny watch all this newborns believe you

>>551136552
which denny's anon. b/ tard will show up.

>>551136212
>>551136296
The whiteknighting is real.

Who the hell cares, he posted it all on /b/, what else would you expect from this cess pool?

>>551136552
do something to keep us believing or /b/ will find your dads account and go to town

>>551136552
I know this is all a play, but alas:
How is he lying, and what proof do you have that he is?
For a 24 year old, you certainly are retarded.

>>551136817

LOOK AT MR ROODY POO ALL HIGH ON HIS POTTY

>>551135939
>>551136236

kek

>>551136552
link us to profile faggot.

>>551136817
Do you really think it's funny?

>>551130268
AHAHAHAHA

>>551136795
yeah, until the profile is linked or any sort of proof of this shit, I'm believing it's fake.

>>551136552
GO TO DENNY'S.
TAKE PICS.

>>551136085
Send me this picture please.
I am sending it to him.
I am tired, and don't give a fuck anymore.

>>551137117
Just fucking save the picture newfaggot.

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>>551137117

HAhah ok

>>551137029
And that is usually how we ought to work, but the plebs are mongling around like they're about to lose their virginity

>>551137117
OP post dad's profile we know this is fake but until we see proof then this is some bullshit

>>551137117
get it from the archive.

>>551137203
The thread expired. You're dumb.

FUCKING FAGGOTS, ALL OF THIS IS FAKE. I'M HIS FRIEND AND HE PULLS THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME

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>>551137117

>>551136552

If your friend is headed there right now, he'll be waiting at the denny's for her. At the very least, text him every 10 minutes asking how far away he is with the melt, saying you're hungry, and that he needs to hurry the fuck up. Then post all his responses in here. The more bullshit excuses he makes, the more suspicious you make your texts out to be.

>>551137331
Yes, I am dumb. I thought he meant the screenshot in anon's post, not the actual picture in the screenshot. Again, because it's late, and I am not a smart man.

>>551135386
I find it quite strange that you still have the old iMessage...and thats usually what those shitty screencap memes look like. theres a website that emulates it.

i call fake

>>551136973
yes, know why? there are some requests that worth it, but everyone goes NYPA and shit, tits or GTFO and that newshit
but this? this is hilarious

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>>551137529
Here's his fet pictures.
Not fake. Texting him now.

>>551137579
If it weren't so obvious, it would be. The potential is/was certainly stronger than anything we've seen a good while, and that's refreshing

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>>551137758
>Hello Titty

I missed the first thread, what the hell is going on?

>>551137758
LINK THE FUCKING PROFILE YOU DEGENERATE

>>551137758
> hot nerd

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>>551130089
>Think about the anger in your cunt right now
I fucking love this

>>551137428

Oh and then eventually if he doesn't come home, drive out to the dennys where he's chilling with your friend and be like "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MELT AT YOU USELESS CHEATING FUCK"