Come over here so we can fuck

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>>550741186
rerolling

>>550741082
get the camera, the police will need evidence when you claim i raped you

>>550741082

You down to fuck?

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>>550741186
>>550741286
what the fuck

Fist me

"potato chips"

>>550741082
hello, how are you?

>>550741082
>Lisa Miller
Nice try Scott Pilgrim.

I found out I have an anal fistual...

>>550741316
self bump

>>550741082
I'm a faggot, stop talking to me.

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>>550741286
reroll

can you triforce?

My butthole smells like the vagina of a dirty 6 year old

Hi! Uhmm... I know this may look kind of ridiculous, but I think you are really smart and cute ^^

Soooo, would you like to go out on a date with me? :D Heheh..

Let us bang, mate

>>550741082
She is cute, why don't you start dating her?

Hey :) I want to prolapse your asshole and lick it. Even the shit.

>>550741186
rolling for this

>>550741186
rerollll

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>>550741481
mother of fuck

>>550741082
wanna pee on u

"hey bby you me bang bang"

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Want me to Pilgrim you?

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>>550741186
yess plss

niggers tongue my anus

I thought I deleted you from my friends list.

Can I ask you a weird question?

>>550741082
mmm bby I wud fuk u even if u were a boi #no homo

>>550741316
lel

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>>550741567
time to do it faggot

I want to smell your grandma

>>550741519
reroll

>>550741567
winrar

Hamburger walks into a bar and places an order. Bartender looks him up and down and says, "sorry buddy, we don't serve food here"

im gay

>>550741567
WINRAR

>>550741082
can i tickle ur chinwag with my testicular buddies timwang and timdong

>>550741186
reroll again

Hey bitch

>>550741567
>Come over here so we can fuck
Confirmed.
Go OP.

Pls rub my dingus

>>550741082
Hello missy :) I'm actually so glad you chose to talk to me, I've been thinking a lot about you lately and well... I'm crushing on you major! haha. Maybe sometime we could get together? I honestly don't mind what we do, whether it's play video games or drink wine and discuss the metaphysical. Look, what I'm trying to say is I'd love to hang someday, y'know? And btw I wont pressure you for sex, if anything you'll be the one pressuring me! XD. See you soon! (hopefully) x

Hello how are you doing

>>550741082
Je suis juif. Je ne parle pas aux non-juifs. Sauf pour sous-tirer de l'argent.

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>>550741567
We got a winner winner, chicken dinner

poops.

>>550741707
Winwar?

>>550741836
the fuck did i just read son? how many cunt holes do you have

Why are these the only fucking threads on /b/ now?

>>550741836
this is a beta attempt at being beta.

Kill yourself

>>550741082
Do you like anal?

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>>550741082
because I'm scared of ballsack

>>550742001
I don't have a bait picture but I'd use it here

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Op deliv
>>550741567
er you faggot

IM gonna fucking whiteknight this shit

>>550741984
no

go fuck you are self

(after "mother of fuck")

it's just that you're fucking sexy

I once fired a whole onion out of my ass.

>>550742021
because /b/ its getting boring

>>550742160
But it ended on 7, faggot?

Deliver, OP

>>550742160
cocks n balls?

hay bae u wan sum fuk?

>>550741836
just leave here

>>550742248
it wasn't the first post to end in 7 you stupid fucking faggot and it was a stupid post in the first place

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shiet

>>550741567
>>550741707
Which one was first? Tell me! ANSWER ME MOTHERFUCKER!!

>>550741567
this was the winrar, and it was referencing to this:
>>550741186
come on, OP

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>>550742425

>>550742425
It's "sheeit" you fucking mongoloid

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>>550742425
I'm serious. Let's do it.

>>550742425
roll

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>>550742425
Did I fucking stutter? Now get your ass over here

>>550742425
sorry, meant to send that to my dad

>>550742425
"I mean uhh, only if you want to, I love you..."

>>550742425
You read right. I'll eat yours if you gobble mine

>>550742545
reroll for this

>>550742613
winrar!

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>>550742425
Excuse me?!
I just want some dick sucking girl.

>>550742545
rolling

>>550742418
>Implying this one did >>550741567

Fucking fag

>>550742613
WINRAR

>>550742613
oh fuck

>>550742613
WINRAR

>>550742613
Well then...

oh sorry, I was going to send that to my sister! lol

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>>550742613
My sides....

>>550742425
Yeah you heard me bitch, i've been waiting so long for your ass. Come over. And bring your dog!

>>550742613
this

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>>550742613
winrar

>>550742425
Well I mean you can fuck me in the ass, with a strapon dildo. That way you don't have to worry about having to get an abortion because you can't get pregnant!

>>550742613
allah

>>550742617
Rerolling

>>550742673
yes, it clearly ended in 7 you cancerous fuck ass, kill yourself

>>550741082
I want to cover you in green paint and smack you like a disobedient avocado

>>550742613
winter winter

hahaha I'm just kidding. I think you're gorgeous by the way.

you're excused, now get over here so we can fuck

Changed my mind, nudes first. I'm not fucking you if your boobs are below standard.

I can write you an poem to maked up for my bad misbehaviour (rude)
hello flower
Hello tree
You are a special flower
You are a special tree
Hello beautiful girl of my dreams
Hello beautiful girl of my dreams
You are a special flower.
You are the sun ray beams.

Hello beautiful flower.
Hello beautiful tree.
Hello beautiful flower.
Will you dance with me?

>>550742613
Now this is becoming interesting. Would have preferred the other, though.

>>550742673
we was rerolling retard

got $25 for you if you eat my cum

>>550742525
pretty pretty funny boy.. 4y

Hi

>>550742438
This one; >>550741567 wasn't a fucking reroll, you fucking idiot

>>550743021
can someone ban this guy from internet and murder everyone he loves?

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>>550742613
OH GOD BEST FUCKING WINRAR!!

Awh shit, another winrar.
Well, re-rolling my poem for next. >>550743021

>>550741836

I said come over here so I can thrust my cock into your tight asshole

>>550743021
lolled so fuckin hard

Look what I really want to do is go find some nigger to pay to get my butthole rekt. I just need you to video tape it so I can photoshop Shrek over the nigger. I didn't know how to ask you. You'll do it right?

>>550743174
LOL xDDDD I know haha :P SOOO Awesome xDDD

Well let's look at it this way: Tonight, there could be one of two things inside you, my dick, or a knife.
Choose one. I'll be over in an hour.

>Inb4 OP gets arrested
>Inb4 OP doesn't deliver

OP got no balls to do it

>>550743109
>>550742613
winrar

My 3 inch cock is waiting.

spread ur anus cuz shit's about to get serious

>>550741836
is it summer already

>>550743134
4edgt7me

>>550742425
op ur the slowest motherfucker ever

>>550743415
baittohard/10

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C'mon...

>>550742613
Deliver OP

Sorry that was my mom

>>550743275
>be dog
>qt owner
>lets you sleep with her
>lets you lick her face
>hands all over you
>gets nude in front of you
>tfw you will never be a dog

OP WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT?

Are we still rolling for 7?

Delivar faggot

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>>550742613
Good shit mate!

This will be beautiful

Op regrets it

Op is pussy he wont deliver

Fuck this, OP ditched the thread.
Any one with this facebook app who can take over?

>>550743705
Too bad there will be no delivery.

c'mon fegot op

>>550742840
you suck.. im muslim, well its joke im muhammed keep going

Do it faggot

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>>550741082
DO IT FAGGOT
Pic related, do it or claw

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Today OP was a big faggot who wouldn't delivar

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OP you faggot hurry up

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>>550743918
Nuff said

Another day, another faggot op

i want to put on ever lasting gob stopper in your pooper

>newfags waiting for op

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>>550742613
connection problems, and these fucking captchas driving me insane

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How about someone lurks for this girl we send ber pics of this thread and fuck OP for fucking us

mfw op doesn't deliver

>>550744142
the manson family

>>550744142
The one where you, my dad, and me all get together and fuck all night.

>>550744142
It's normal, he never cums inside lol don't think nasty your perv

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>>550744132

> Implying that his presence in this thread is just an accident

>>550744142
Your mother's side of the family

>>550744142
One that one day will include you. My dad would love to have a turn with you.

>>550744142
The one that has family orgies once a week.

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OP never delicate

Every year, me and my family get together to play a sex game, where the loser fucks the eldest child. My dad lost this year.

>>550744142
The same one as yours you inbred fucking cunt

>>550744142
It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you all are. Stupid as a stone that the other stones make fun of. So stupid that you have traveled far beyond stupid as we know it and into a new dimension of stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid cubed. Trans-stupid stupid. Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. Stupid so dense that no intelligence can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot summer day on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one minute than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. This is a primordial fragment from the original big stupid bang. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. Stupid beyond the laws of nature. I must apologize. I can't go on. This is my epiphany of stupid. After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. I don't think that I can summon the strength left to mock your moronic choices for another second.

Yeah like you of all people aren't fucking your dad

>>550744142
Shut the fuck up.

>>550744142
oh wow, ok today op wasnt a faggot

Also:
come on bizzle, get up on mah nizzles and drink up ma spizzles

Come over for dinner and you will see

I'm a Kardashian

>>550744142
Im sorry I was just kidding. I actaully think your really cute and just want to have sex with you :)

>>550744142
i blow fat stacks

in his mouth

all hail freg

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My culture brings Allah the boys to the yard, and they're like, ALLAHU AKBAR! Damn right, put a bomb in your car. I could teach, but I hava meeting with jafar.

>>550744142
what kind of family lets me fuck you in? :)

Just kidding. I've never had a good dicking before. Will you show me yours?

>>550744142
A family that fucks together, stays together bbygurl

>>550744332
lol u mad bro?

never mind. quick question:
tits or ass?

>>550743434
Rolling for mine

>>550744142
Now, don't tell me your daddy doesn't give you some every night

>>550744142
He asked me what i was gonna tell this fine ho I was talking to on facebook.
Anyways, you comin by, then?

bazinga

>>550744142
Im sorry, Im being dared by my mates, playing dare+beer pong

Sooooo, still up for gettin on my dick?

>>550744289
what a waste

>>550744142
do you want to be my mummy?

>>550744419
WINRAR

>>550744142
I can write you an poem to maked up for my bad misbehaviour (rude)
hello flower
Hello tree
You are a special flower
You are a special tree
Hello beautiful girl of my dreams
Hello beautiful girl of my dreams
You are a special flower.
You are the sun ray beams.

Hello beautiful flower.
Hello beautiful tree.
Hello beautiful flower.
Will you dance with me?

I meant that me and my dad are going to fuck bitches awaiting at our basement

not each other, you dumb fucking whore.

>>550744142
Why do you ask? I thought you are my sister

Watch your mouth cunt

It's ok everybody wears protection

>le bamp

You dont understand.. hes my STEP dad

>>550744409
WINRAR

>>550744389
winrar

>>550744289
this counts, winrar
Do it, she'll think you have the downs

>>550744142
your type of hotness would give me the strength to fuck your brains out for weeks

>>550744389
ooooooooooooooooo

>>550744142

Would you consider fucking me and my dad tonight? Or just watching me fuck my dad while you finger yourself?

>>550744389
winrar

>>550744142
I'm jewish you anti-semite

>>550744142
I'm only joking, but serious question here, does the rug match the curtains !

just kidding, but i do want you on top of me... what is for fav sex position?

but seriously, would you come over?

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>>550744419
WinDurp

>>550744289
0/10

>>550744142
maybe you're not such a faggot after all, OP.

Suggestion: "Check your privilege cis scum."

>>550744389
win-fucking-rar

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>>550744389

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>>550744389

>>550744389
ahahaha

What? Your family isn't like that? My i had sex with my granddad since i was 3

>>550742425
i said! THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED, now come let me fuck you

sorry, meant to send that to YOUR dad

>>550744409
winrar

>>550744389
WINRAR

>>550744419
WINRAR

wouldn't you like to know? ;)

>>550744409
WINRAR

>>550744389
this is the winrar

In my restless dreams,
I see that town.

Silent Hill.

You promised me you'd take me
there again someday.
But you never did.

Well, I'm alone there now...
In our 'special place'...
Waiting for you...

Waiting for you to
come to see me.

But you never do.

And so I wait, wrapped in my
cocoon of pain and loneliness.

>>550744289
0/10
>>550744389
1/10
>>550744409
0.5/10
>>550744419
0.5/10

Fuck's sake...

>>550744901
tumblr invasion has started

Be like this:

I'm sorry if I sound weird it's this new medication I am on for my chronic masturbation problem.

>>550744998
This

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>>550744998

>>550744998
What about mine?
>>550743434

>>550745139
yup, that's it

>>550745139
this fucking guy, you do realise we all see how new you really are, little faggot

>>550743434
Rolling

>>550745172
you didnt even roll a 9, yours doesnt matter

>>550745172
better, but no win and nor rar

World would be a better place if everyone would just give each other a hand-job occasionally... Don't you agree?

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Baby i just lay in a tub of gravy with you and eat tater tots out of the crevaces of your body like a hungry horse during feeding season if i could only lick the space in between your toes i would squirt out of my ears

spread ur anus cuz shits about to get serious

>really wanna see her answer tho

oh fuck im not muslim, but just wanted to make a joke to put the sword to the mother's cunt was assumed.

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>>550745262

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>>550745317
No fucking shit Sherlock, you want your participation medal now?
>looked through thread
You've done nothing but be a huge fucking faggot.

How about you put a golf ball in your asshole and take a steaming shit on my chest. When it shoots out, it will look like a nigger gave me a hickey

Holy fuck this op is the slowest retard I've ever had the misfortune of watching deliver.

deliver faster you fucking turtle

>>550745742
second that

>>550745812
agree

>>550744206
I like this idea

>>550745865
seconded

electrical butt plugs. I'm a fucking faggot nigger. dildo jenkins smokin' faggot debris, bitch niggers at the part love drinking my pee. eat out the butt nigger that's what up, I'm a rapping ass dude and I eat out the but. You want some fried chicked, stick the baster is yo hole girl, black pussy violation dawg you know I got sould baby. I'm a big dick faggot with the negroes, butt pussy jiga-boos bustin' rectums like my day glo. I got faggots spurtin' into my cock hole, bitches eat the butt crack, lick like my jelly rolls. CINNABON NIGGA, CINNABON NIGGA!!! AHHH. CINNABON NIGGAH, CINNABON NIGGAH!!! AHH. big shout up to baby doo and the dildo posse, whitey niggerton and the jew squad, faggy butt plug and the rectals, shit stain McGee, god, dog and all my bitchettes and berettes. this is dildo baggins smokin' black dildos and shit. one love 2014 big black titties and all that. PEACE MAH NIGGA

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u know what fuck u
?
??

>>550744297
winrar

>>550745637
>>550745172
quit looking for some appreciation for your shitty post then you nigger, you sound like a fucking 4 year old jesus christ

>>550744206
Then how about you try to do that?
Been scrolling down in facebook for 15 minutes already, no luck, need some help.

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>>550744389

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>>550746148

>>550745078
what the fuck?
I dont even go on tumblr and that is an awesome game.
Can you even name it?