BBE DO U WANT SUM FUK?

i wanna fuck you right in the pussy

I hope you die of aides

I sucked my own dick today. You believe that? yeah... it happened. Wanna see?

let me see dem titties

RIGHT IN THE PUSSY FOR YOU

>>550721510
How you doin'?

>>550721510
does the carpet match the drapes?

>>550721510

Wanna come over and hook up?

i wanted to tell you... i am gay :)

>>550721852
reroll

>>550721973
Winner!

>>550721510
You have very pretty eyes.

>>550721973
4chag pls

>>550721973
Winrar also ID so close for win

>>550721973
Winrar

>>550721973
4chag..so close
WINRAR

>>550721973
Winrar.

I can imagine myself walking in the sunset, holding hands and smiling. Hearing the crash of the waves as a gentle breeze flows through my body and hair. We close our eyes, hand in hand and lie in a moment of silence when all we can hear in the background is the calm waves alining upon the shore and the light night breeze. We make a wish and lie together in a few more moments, appreciating eachother for everything we are. You are all I've wanted. You were in all my dreams. You love me the way I wanted. You care for me like no one else has. I appreciate everything you've ever done for me, everything you've spent on me, everything you've said to me and everything you've felt for me. You are the only one I want. I am in love with you. Please keep me forever. My body is filled with a warming sense of completion. Everything I'd dreamed of having is fulfilled, finally. I close my eyes and daydream once again of having and sharing this same exact moment with you. Soon enough the stars slowly fade away as the sky becomes lighter and the light of the sun pierces through the sky, slowly rising as time repeats itself once again. But this time is new. The feeling of being reborn into a life that you feel you've lived every single day. It feels so right. Life is beautiful with you. I appreciate things much more thoroughly. I love you. I always will. Merry me someday?

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>>550721973
6 decides

>>550722267
>merry me

>>550722267
Rr

>>550722309
prove it

>>550722267
roll

>>550722309
I'm... I'm secretely in love with you... and I've been dying too tell you. 146

>>550722309
You wanna c my gay port collection

>>550722309
does*

>>550722346
>>550722376
WINNER

>>550722376
winrar

>>550722346
Winrar...?

>>550722376
WinRAR

Niggers tongue my anus

if you liek what ya see, you gonna pay up mane.. liek five dollas... love you long time mothafokka

>>550722376
Yes

>>550722846
winrar

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>>550722376
If only I knew what it meant, she's not replying guys. Move on?

Wait... Are you the new kid at school with the flips n tricks? I would love to spread cocoa butter mayonnaise on you.

>>550723007
you absolute fucktard

>>550723007
she is clearly busy shaving her vagina so she can say yes to you.

>>550723007
this retard types rr

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>>550723007
you typed "rr"?

>>550723007
LEL newfag OP

>>550723007
damn u OP

>>550723203
oh fuck reroll, fuck am sille.

>>550723007
>rr
>reroll
Summerfag

>>550723007
troll or just damn stupid

>be op
>sitting at desk
>webcam turn on
>webcam show feed to op
>massive faggot
>op become an hero

i hate chinx

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>>550723007
Ashleigh huh? how about you "leigh" on my cock!
Hank Schrader DEA

>>550723869
do this op, based 69 here

>>550723329
you never gave us a new target

>>550723007
when she responds , post the navy seal pasta

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>>550724262
Excuse my fagginess, won't happen again. 5 decides

>>550724572
Merry me

>>550724705
Faggot got a winrar on a typo
oh well, word for word

>>550724705
Instant winrar.

>>550722267
Rolling

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>>550724705
9 decides
These bitches never reply ffs.

>>550724801
It was intentional.

>>550725146
Welp, look who's the faggot now. Better find a cock for my mouth.

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So skill. Much wow.

I masturbate with your photos daily

>>550725345
He ignored the first 'merry me' for 'rr' so fuck OP

>>550722309
What is love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me. No more

>>550725345
You nigger this thread isn't worth. Screencalping you lung mouth

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>>550724705

WINAAhhh>>550725659

>>550725659
He is
the motherfucking WINadactyl

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>>550725091
2 decides

>>550726010
Merry me, Amy

I'm gonna fuck you tonight, biatch

>>550726010
Can I see your feet

>>550726010
show me them titties bitch

>>550726238
reroll

What's your snapchat?

>>550722267
Roll

>>550726010
You have such a gorgeous body, may I see some more? :*

Are you a wizard?

shoe on head?

I am about to shoot up my school
you'll be hearing about it
call the police if you wish
nobody can stop the supreme gentleman

>>550726137
Roll

>>550726238
Roll

>>550726010
i apologize for any inconvenience this causes you, but may i please see your mammary glands

my faggot boyfriend is gay. u have advice?

>>550726492
Fucker got it again sumbitch

>>550726492
win

I love nigger dick

>>550726492
Windsor

How about me n you hook up some beers,some bud ya no then we can fuck

I'm in my bath, join me :)

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>>550726492
0 next

>>550726010
To be honest
I would realy like to see your breasts

What's your snapchat username?

>>550726474
this

>>550726836
I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain..

>>550726570
rolling

>>550726836
I just wanna let you know that I'ma be hidin' in the bushes outside yo house. Or I might be hidin' in the bushes outside yo job. Or I might be hidin' in the bushes at the fuckin' McDonald's. But I'll be hidin' in the bushes somewhere. And I'ma get you by yoself. And I'ma be butt-ass nekkid with a chicken mask on. And I'ma jump on yo ass and I guarantee I'll get a little bit o'dat ass before you'll be able to beat me off of you. Hoo, I've been waitin' for this for a long time. You been teasin' me. Oh, you been fuckin' teasin' me. Well, the teasin's over, bitch. When I see you, dat ass is mine, baby.


I'ma get dat ass.

>>550726836
I'm not usually this forward, but, milady, would you please let me fill you with my herpe juice?

>>550726820

reroll

>>550726872
dam reroll

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>>550726836
I'll be your Pippin if you'll be my Merry

Hey me plus you is love baby come into my world and you can come all over my tiates

>>550727000
epic win

>>550727000
aw shit

>>550727000
trips decide

It's always been a fantasy to have a sexual and emotionally neglectful relationship with an overweight... I mean curvy girl.

>>550727000
Great

>>550726872
rolliiiiiin

>>550727000
Yeeeeeeeeeeee

>>550727000
winrar + dem trips

>>550727000
Trips should go through

pls respond merry me ammy

I can't wait to give you exactly what you deserve. Utter annihilation. (laughs)

>>550727305
quads should be an unspoken rule
trips should be decided upon a vote

>>550727000
Gonna wait for one of them to reply to my shit. Then I'll do that, kek.

>>550727540
>and faggots like you should be shot on sight

>>550727540
Trips or no, he's still a winrar

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>>550727000
9 decides

that was epic
epic ftw

>>550727905
wait until she replies and then post the Navy Seals copypasta

sorry that was my friend lol so imature. how is ur mom since i gaped her ass nigga

niggers tongue my anus

>>550727769
why? cuz i didnt reply to the thread where moot said he'll give every 3rd person to respond in the thread id:heaven? oh no, please. call me a faggot more please.. 4 years of this shit and niggers like u make me laugh

>>550727817
i know, im only talkin bout trips and quads in general

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>>550727905
cmon nigrs

Merry me

Annie I want to suck you off please let me. I am a little gay and want practice. also i am planning on shooting up my school and then offing myself. call the police if you wish but nobody can stop the supreme gentleman

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>550728254
Rr

>>550728275
roll for this didn't read ftw

>>550728275
this

>>550728275
fuckin winrar

>>550728234
RR
retard op

joke..

can I please lick your pussy? you will like it :)

>>550728212
If it pleases you, I would gladly let you pinch my hemorrhoids between your teeth.

It's a snake thing, I'm an amateur herpetologist. It means my snake juice, aka my semen, which has herpes. My herpe juice

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>>550728275
>gorilla warfare
gets me everytiem

>>550728275

Roll for this. Would like to see her response

>>550728275
this please

Annie i have to get this off my chest
you are probably the ugliest girl i know

also,

i am planning on shooting up my school and then offing myself. call the police if you wish but nobody can stop the supreme gentleman

>>550728386


winrar

>>550728275
THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To be serious
You wanna hang out/fuck?
I would love to berry dat dick between those watermelons of yours

>>550728275
reroll for this one

>>550728275
rolling for this again

>>550728134
Ah. Cool.

every girl i slept with said i have a small dick... wanna help prove them wrong º_º

>>550728701
reroll

i have two dicks, wanna try double penetration?

>>550728701
rolling

>>550728275
this plz

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>>550728963

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Rr

Anie, i'm gonna berry my dick so far up ur ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

>>550728275
dis plz

i have this weird fetish of girls fucking me in the ass with a strap on, you wanna fulfill my desires?

>>550729118
rr

>>550726972
reroll for great justice

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>>550729106

reroll

>>550728996
reroll

>>550729106
summers here

>>550728372
Not realizing this copypasta at first glance.
>Being this new

>>550729106
rr

>>550728275
rolling for this

I am 100% sure that this post will not end in 9

>>550728275
rr

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>>550729354

>>550721510
I've always heard that when there's a red river, you take the dirt road ;)

Sorry about these messages, I'm too much of a pussy to do my own talking so I have to get betas from a website thats userbase consists of 15 year old neck beards.

>>550729429
winrar for 9

>>550729268
I'm 10% sure this post will end in 9.

>>550729429
winner

post the Navy Seal copypasta, OP

>>550729429

Winrar

annie your so fucking ugly lol

Sorry, just got my phone back my little bro took it :) Do you like it rough?

>>550729672

What this fine anon said

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>>550729429
navy seals copypasta it is.

>>550724572
Hay bitch what that smell like

Do you want to come over to my place and see a movie? It will be super romantic and sex.

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>>550729842
moving on

>>550729842
>gorilla warfare

makes me laugh each time. Well done, OP

OP you look hot af. post nudes

>>550730105
7 decides btw

>>550730137
can I fist your anus and use ketchup as lube?

>>550730105
I can't wait to give you exactly what you deserve. Utter annihilation. Mwahahahaha

Would you date me I'm still a virgin ?

>>550730105
Can I get a 2 v 1 handicap match between me and you and your friend in the picture?

>>550730105

bitch tell me what that pussy smell like and have you been using your vagesil lately my muse?

>>550726972
rerolling this fucking thing

>>550730105
what number decides?

anyway
>To be honest I would realy like to berry my slong between those melons of yours

>>550730105

well i am going to be honest up front. i have HIV positive.

>>550730105
would you like to go fedora shopping with me, m'lady?

So are you retarded or just ugly?

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kek

>>550730420
420, pls

So what would i need to do in order to be slaping my small dick across your chin tonight?

>>550730442
reroll

>>550730319
roll for this

>>550730105
Can you shit on mt chest?

>>550728234
op plz

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>>550730510

>>550730420
420 POST IT

>>550730583
She wants the D

>>550730583
lol shes pretty cool actually

>tell her you're just role playing

>>550730659
Please. Rolling for this.

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>>550730732

>>550730583
now send her a dick pic

Op is texting every girl he knows for this thread

>>550730583
Dude you gotta give us new targets

dont u love when it wendy outside and u with the spouse and eating windys burger

>>550730627
did we all miss the WINRAR?

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EC69KPjm) yes spider
man tread

>>550730958
tinder

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back to annie

>>550731072
thanks for noticing

>>550730105
Hey, Sophie. How's about I transfer some of your friend's poop to your mouth with my dick?

>>550731264
op give us fkn numbers you tool

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>>550731264
1 decides

>>550731475
I think I love you...

>>550726972
eh, I'll reroll this again

What the say did you just say fuck me about, you bitching a little? I'll have you graduate I know top of my Seals in the Navy Classes, and I've been raided in numerous Al Quaeda secret involvements, and I have killed over 300 confirmations. I am a trained gorilla. In warfare, I'm the sniper arm in the entire US force tops. You are targeting me but I'm just another nothing. I will fuck you with precision the wipes which has never been liked before on this scene. Earth, fuck my marking words. You can get away with thinking that shit over me to the Internet? Fuck again, thinker. As we spy I am networking my secret speaking across the trace and your IP is being prepared right now so you better storm the maggots. The wipes that storms out of the little pathetic thing. Life you call yours? Your fucking dead kids. I can be any time. I can weigh you in over seven hundred kills, and that's my bear hands. Not only am I extensively accessed by trains, but I have no arms for combatting the entire arsenal United States, and I will use it to wipe your miserable ass. You shit the faceoff of the continent. If you only could have commented what unholy cleverness your little "retribution" was about. To bring down upon you, maybe you would have fucked your tongue. But you wouldn't, you shouldn't, and now you're holding the pay, you goddamn idiot. I will drown in shit fury. Sincerely, your dead fucking kiddo.

>>550731475
You are a faggot.

>>550731475


wanna stop being prude and show me your cooter already

>>550731567
this

>>550731475
wut? repost

Coke or pepsi?

>>550731475
prepare for winrar
>Niggers tongue my anus

>>550731475
nice pic

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>>550731475
wow for fucks sakes
1

>>550731475
Lol faggot

>>550731475
you nigger post a proper screenshot

if you don't let me berry my slong beetween those melons of yours i'm going to cover myself with shit, come to your house and hug you like you've never been huger before

>>550731567
rerolling

>>550731710
i meant my 4 inch prick

>>550731710
Look, I'm just messing with you. Wanna come by later and grab a drink?

>>550731610
and again

>>550731851
Rarwin

>>550731475
u fucked up there buddy

>>550731710
Then maybe my head?

>>550729220
reroll

>>550725091
>merry
fuck, my sides.

>>550731851
im winrar yay

>>550731851
winrar

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>>550731851
8

>>550732293
topkek

>>550732293
I love cock sandwiches.

>>550721510
stop with this shit.

I'm just really lonely, and my fleshlight has never been the same since the accident. Can't we just get to know each other?

Let me duel fist your fart box?

>>550732293
Up for an inneractial three-some? I know this nigger...

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ITT

>>550732293
plz will u marry me, ill let u use my runescape acount if u do, im almost lvl 22

I writed you a poem
I have important mission (in life)
you are the great
I am the not so great less greater great
Will you become super star
in me you can trust my dick (penis)
come on baby

>>550732293
Though it' 7 inches when I'm hard. If you're wet, I'm sure you'll beg for more. ;)

If you're dry, you'll just have to bite the pillow.

I love you, I hope you know that, Annie.