>>550324376

She sounds like a cunt, tell her to suck your dick

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope. Nothing about this sounds positive

>>550324376
Autistic turd texting himself detected.

Sounds like she's setting you up for something. Not something good

How did you break up ?

>>550324721
My family, nothing I did on my part, and she knows that.

>>550324536
She's going to send you towards a gang of niggers to rape you

>>550324376
Tell that cunt that you aren't 4 year olds and that when or if she feel like talking to you, she cant call you when she grown the fuck up!

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OPs Girlfriend

She's gonna get you fucking kidnapped lol
say you wont do it unless she tells you whats going on for your safety

What the fuck are you doing?

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sweaty hot crazy monkey sex imminent

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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

On the off-chance that this is real; she's just fucking with you. Nothing good will follow from the situation as-is, you broke up for a reason.

Everyone below this line is being trolled.
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>>550324376
>>550324454
>>550324536
Looks like she just watched 13 sins and wants to play with you

I'm going along with it, I'm going to update my progress with timestamps tomorrow. If I end up dying, then it would be adequate entertainment for everyone.

>>550325187
If not, then I get pussy.

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>op is just trying to find his identity
>mfw

>>550325187
Is OP delivering or being a faggot? I can't tell.

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>>550324808
But how do you know he's not 4 years old? I mean cmon babies know how to use a tablet now-a-days.

>>550325075
Can confirm as OPs friend, not sure if that helps the legitimacy any but we convinced him to make this thread to get some perspective/lulz.
>>550325187
Is what I was worried of.

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OPs friend here, if he dies will post obituary next week.

heads up m8. leading you on a wild goose chase.

>>550325325
>>550325330
You guys are assholes

>>550325285
Hold on

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>>550324376
holly shit man this bitch is crazy sounds like my ex wife

>>550325470
She also sounds suspiciously like a witch who likes to get guys to do what she wants because of being abused by a family member. And why is she breaking up with you because of your family? Her shit is weak. Don't buckle for the bitch OP. Even if you are a faggot.

i don't even understand what is the plan?

what are you going to do? what is this?

who broke up with who, why and how?
so many details missing! i just don't even

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lurking

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>>550324376
"this just happened"
>ALL of OPs images have the same time. 2053
>texts going back to 15:26
>just happened
>just

I'm calling bullshit

>>550324376
She's gunna have someone jump you, watch your back at all times and bring a weapon just play along and see what happens

>>550325872
Yeah?

>20:53 is the time
>20:48 is her text
>20:51 is my text time

I took all 3 screenshots at the same time.

>>550325872
Probably took screenshots one by one after it happened you fuckwit. Learn to use a phone

Your girlfriend is Indian

I can tell by the way she types

Also, go along with her plan, but have some snipers set up to keep an eye on you

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>>550325872
OP, quite possibly she may be trying to frame you for something. I'd say wear the things she wants but bring a hoodie in a bag, you can wear it and run away if shit goes wrong

what nationality is she OP? She's definitely not a native English speaker.

>>550326370
She's Mongolian, we always gave him shit about being conquered and crap like that but this is legit worrying.

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>>550326370
Mongolian

you have to flip this on her somehow

pack a sawed-off minimum

don't be a faggot OP

>>550326465
let him do it, it'll make an interesting anecdote.

>>550326482
what state in aus ?

>>550326482
It's gonna be like wolf Creek 2
>tie me kangaroo down sport

>>550326465
niiiiice! I think mongolian girls are hot. I have no experience with them to draw on though or whether this might be better explained by culture. I saw a thing on vice where Mongolians kidnap their brides and pressure them into marrying them. Hopefully it's not that... lol

>>550326570
chances are he wont have one of those, not here in aus.
fuck her instructions, cut ties either way

>>550326575
Not if he's dead

>>550326715
Fellow ausfag here. I think you should go with it. She's come from another country, I'm guessing alone... so she doesn't have the social networks like brothers, cousins or friends to beat you up, nor would she have the knowledge of how to hire someone to do that. My best guess is she's trying to get back with you through some romantic puzzle, but she's a bit weird so she's coming off as creepy rather than intriguing. Unless the breakup ended horribly and she has a legitimate reason to harm you, I'd go with it. It would make a funny story later on.

>>550326984
especially if he's dead

>>550327045
THIS, oh sweet baby jesus this
captcha: This iousraf

Plus she doesn't have a problem with me. I always treated her well and she was grateful for it. I don't think she wants to hurt me.

Here's the reasoning behind this:

My sister is a drug addict and she's unstable as fuck. She freaked out one day at her for no reason and my girlfriend was very scared. I still live at home (19 and moving out soon anyway because of said family, just need a bit more money) and my girlfriend was scared to go to my house. Everytime I mentioned anything about my family (mum, dad, other sister, anything) she would flip out. The reason why we broke up was because I couldn't take control of the situation with my family. If my family were out of the picture, there would be no problems.

>>550327045

>>550327472
Man that totally sucks. It sounds like things at home are pretty hard and it put a strain on your relationship. If you guys get back together, how are you going to handle her and the family in the future?

remote C4 her ride prior to the meet up

>>550327702
I don't know, I want to move out fast, but I need the money.

>>550326951
When people are legitimately discussing carrying weapons to this thing I'm completely validated in telling him to nope right the hell out of this.

>>550328060
aight cool, I'm sure you can figure things out. Also now that I read it again know that she's from Mongolia, it's the second language English skills that are also making it seem more creepy than it really is. I find people who aren't native speakers sometimes can come off as a bit abrupt because they don't have finesse with the language.

bump, please help