>>550272608
`Did you know I suck cocks for a living?'

>>550272608
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>550272608
I want to gag you and spit in your face.

>>550272896
rolling for this

>>550272997
wonka

bamp

>>550272935
rerawl

>>550272997
win

>>550272997
>winrar do it fagget

>>550272997
winrar

>>550272997
Winrar

>>550272997
winzip

>>550272997
we have a winrar

rolling for
"Fuckin jesus christ, you dumb cunt! You do realize committing suicide is your only fucking option now!"

>>550272935
rereroll

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>>550272997
Need something worse. She's used to this. Lmao. 4 tells me next.

I wanna go out with you.

>>550273595
Shit in my chest while I rub my hard cock.

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Thats what your mom said last night
(include pic)

>>550273595
"No but seriously, you want to have casual sex?"

please you're annoying I'm serious stop texting me don't evwn look at me again. just stop or ill kill myself

>>550273595
You know, you seem pretty cool. Wanna get burgers together? I'm free at 3:00 tomorrow

>>550273595

I have cancer and my last wish is to have sex with you. Can you complete my wish?

>>550273595
nigga tongue my anus

>>550273840
re-roll

>>550272935
rerereroll

>>550273595
I would drag my sac over 6.32 miles of salt-covered broken glass, syringes used by HIV patients, and worm-infested dog feces just to battle a hungry lion that once ate a gazelle that was fed by a tourist who shook hands with a guy that sniffed a chair you sat on 3 years ago


ugly beaner cross da border sombrero mexicann

>>550273595
Your name is Brian ass fuck

>>550273595
bitch i aint fucking playin, ill gag you so hard the mexican cartel will offer me millions

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>>550273939
rerollll (send pic too)

>>550274004
WINRAR

>>550273939
I guarantee once she has sex with you she'll never want to talk to you again.

>>550274004
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN FOR DINNER

>>550274004
7-ZIP

Suck my faggot nigger butt sludge you stupid fat slut gargl ma seeman like this is my swamp

>>550274004
winrar

OP IS BRANDON, FUCK YOU BRANDON

>>550273595
OP is Brandon, bitch is Valentina Cuervo

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>>550274004
This bitch must be used to this. I'll pick the next one. Just make it gruesome and hurt her feelings.

why dont you come over to my house and watch some underage porn in my basement

>>550274908
can I fist your anus and use ketchup as lube?

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>>550274059
too many letters
it's brendon/brendan/brandon/branden

>>550274908
what are we rolling for mate?

>>550273072
fuck off heaven you cunt newfag

>>550274908
sneeky op covers up the names with shitty paint fucks
"Valentina Cuervo"
"Brandon", you dun goofed.

Im not kidding, I want to annihilate your little asshole. Come over and well fuck until you cant walk any longer. Then ill keep fucking you. I want to taste your sweet pussy on my lips.

>>550275072
8

>>550273595
dude, failed so hard. your name is brendan

>>550274908
Seriously, you are fucking annoying as shit. I don't want to text you. Nobody who seems mildly interested in your shitty prattle will be there for you. You are just another fucking slut in the literal pile of sluts this fucking country is turning into.

Text me again and I will hunt you the fuck down, you little cocksucker. Shut the fuck up.

>>550275039
this

No no no, you think I'm joking. I'm serious. I want to fuck you.

>>550275245

so is that a yes?

No. Seriously. i DO have cancer, and the doctor gave me 4 months. my last wish is to fuck you. repetadly. until i die.

>>550275173
>This this this this
Times infinity

>>550275173
Re roll

>>550275039

lol, brilliant Anon

rolling for this

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>>550275338

>>550275138
Doesn't count as a roll

>>550274908
My body is ready, And so is my mind. Tonight, we make love

Don is a cunt nigger licker.

>>550275338
Explain how?

>>550275517
7 is still the roll?

>>550275039
definitely rolling for this

this is golden

>>550275617
winrar

>>550275517

This!! Plus ask for nudes of course :)

>>550275695
rerollin

FOUND OP

CHECK

https://www facebook com/tfwwhennoshoegazeqt

>>550275617
fb: valentina.cuervo.39

>>550276002
>https://www facebook com/tfwwhennoshoegazeqt
Inb4 raid

>>550275786
he said 8 was the roll

>>550275952
rollan for this

Who is this Valentina Cuervo chick, and why does Brandon want to troll her?

>>550274927
Winrar

>>550275786
>>550275929
refer to>>550275072
and>>550275245

>>550275550
ROLLIN

oops
/valentinacuervo01

>>550276002
hahaha look at this little faggot

>>550276002
>Eminem

OP is beta as fuck

Fuck u guys :(

>>550276002
#rekt

>>550276002
>https://www facebook com/tfwwhennoshoegazeqt
Top lel. Great job OP.

The Times I wish I had a seperate fake FB Profile.
Too bad.

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>>550272608
OP, you look a whole lot like a huge faggot

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>>550276002

op got owned or should i say brandon got owned

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>people who inspire you
>jesus

OP

>>550276389
Haha, OP got shat upon

>>550276079
ok, i was wrong, sry
this is the one
>>550276002

>>550276464
It was a long time ago :'(

Op did deliver. Still is a huge fag.

>>550276002
>https://www facebook com/tfwwhennoshoegazeqt
so this is what 4chan has become

>>550276389
Dont take it srsly. Faggots will harass you for an hour then they will forget it

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>>550276515

>>550275762

What is there to explain?

>>550276079
wrong you fuck

>>550276609
>>550276515
>Clearly underage

MODS MODS MODS

>>550276678
LE EMOTION FACE XDD

Well while we are at making fun of my faggot face, let's raid Valentina's account.

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>>550276654
If someone makes a whole new thread about this guy.

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I think OP is going to become a new meme

FUCKING CLASSIC /B/ I love you <3

>>550277086
allready doing it.

>>550277086
This

>>550277086
nope. not happening.
I would assume that if anyone gets raided its u.

>>550277086
Global rules, mate. Better read 'em.

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>>550272608
Valentina looks like a giant midget with down syndrom

>>550275049
Brandon, tilt monitor forward.

>>550277086
i don't think you understand the situation, we are not your personal army faggot

Fucking karma is a bitch, and you are a faggot. Get Rekt

>>550277086
are you like 12 op

>>550277245

which one is confirmed valentina's account?

>>550276740
That feeling when when

>>550277345
shes perfect for him

>>550277129
already made >>550277125

This is why we can't have nice things.

>>550277086
while OP is being a huge fagface, lets raid his account

>>550277452

/valentinacuervo01

she's not bad, id let her give me head.

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>>550276464
>https://www facebook com/tfwwhennoshoegazeqt
OP gonna get the shit fucked out of him.

Talk about karma

>>550276002
>OP IS NIGGER AGAIN

Brandon here. Valentina is very upset good job guys.

i love you /b/

>>550275338
I found her
facebook : Valentina Cuervo Colorado

>>550278320
that was the point wasnt it? fagget

>>550278320
post pics faggot.

>>550278392
a bit slow, next time you'll be the 1st mate

>>550278320
K

>>550275338
can someone explain this sorcery

HAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAH WHAT A HUGE FAGGOT

>>550277896
Valentine would look better with a mustache

Op kinda looks like dildo the hacker

>>550278320
well you started by saying that 'this bitch is anoying me'

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Of course that was the point

>>550278392

Valentina Cuervo
Located: North Port, Florida
School: North Port High School


FB: /valentinacuervo01
Twitter: /Vale_Cuervox3
Springme: /valentina79633


Just getting started.

>>550278809
kek

>>550278652
Pls

>>550278809
sure you can you have been hacked by smooth 4channers

This is just beautiful, oh my god. Thank you based Anons.

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>>550278689

>>550279006
smooth 4channers who decrypted your paint name-protection.

>>550278903
you're not very impressive anon, step it up a little!

>>550278903

Age: 16 Years old

Meetme: /member/61364037

>>550272608
¿quien, Valentina Cuervo?

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>>550278809
This is great. Have fun for the next few hours

/b/ is a shithole but by god, it's a beautiful shithole. This is glorious.

>>550279176
>Age: 16
Is OP underage too?

>>550279372
no, Brandon. el amigo de valentina cuervo

>>550278320

ur welcome

>>550278903
OH BOY

>>550279483

Yes, OP is.

>>550272608

TITS AND CUNT OR KILL YOURSELF

>>550279658
MODS PLEASE CUM HERE AND BAN THIS UNDERAGE PLEB RITE NAO PLEASE

Just as i thought /b/ was offering little tonight this appears

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Dat Valentina

Should we call his mom and have a word with her?

looks like a wild islander beast, will bite ur head off if u come close

Let's all report valentina's account
1)report/block
2)submit a report
3)report valentina's account
4)this person is annoying
5)posting annoying things
6)????
7)Profit!

>>550279784
I'm offering the best thread in years. Let me have my time.

>>550279905
ofcourse we should!

just give us a number

>>550279905
Yes lets call his mom

>>550279905
you will be the man of 4chan..
Next level = god of 4chan

>>550279797
I call for a shoop

okay, reposting this: >>550277125

>>550279905
I consider this the best idea mankind ever had.

How were the names gotten explain pls

>>550279970
>best thread in years
>actually thinking moot will ban you
>being this new

>>550279905
somebody vocaroo it

>>550279970
>I'm offering the best thread in years.
These weren't your initial intentions you fuckin faggot.
Stop acting like you meant for this to happen.

You just happened to be a retarded to nigger that forgot to hide his name.

>>550280110
>>550280110
pls

>>550280110
here
>>550275617

>>550279964
scratch that.
5)full of inappropiate content
6)sexual

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>>550279607
MODS permaban this faggot

>>550280148
good idea but... maybe someone who speaks english a little better should post it anon

>>550280000
Quads have spoken
Do it

>>550280306
Mods are too busy pissing themselves

>>550277345
>implying youre not a virgin

Correct me if I'm wrong but I thought you had to be 18 to browse

>>550279905
>>550280148
HOHOHOHOHO

You guys are fucking horrible lmfao. Cmon guys these two are a little far. You might fuck up his life a bit,

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>>550278903
>go to facebook
>find school
>say Brandon has been having rough anal sex with that whore
>????
>profit

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Damn OP you really fucked yourself

>>550280605
this is /b/, what do you expect faggot

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>>550280000
>>550280000
>>550280000
>>550280000
>>550280000

>>550280641
do it.

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OP has been /randomized

>>550280674
>>550280641
DO IT AND POST LINKS FAGGOTS

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>>550280000

>>550280000
The gods have spoken
do it faggot

>>550280674
Jesus, learn how to write

>>550280282
Thaz doesent explain the used method, I call Bullshit sofar unless explained. I THINK its a clever PA request...

>best thread in years
>implying you've been lurking /b/ for more than a couple months at the most
these threads happen all the fucking time, you're a fucking faggot and you deserve whatever is coming your way.

>>550280674
yeah I had some spelling misstakes in there so I deleted it. I was trying to get my dogs to shutup while I was typing that. But I reposted it.

>>550280000
You better record this shit

>>550280641
do you really think they'd believe a faggot as big as op would be having anal sex with whores?

>>550280641

Lets do it.


As for everyone else:

>>550279981
>>550280000
>>550280006
>>550280090
>>550280218
>>550280605

Getting his mom's number now. Apparently his father's name is James. Could be wrong, working on it.

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>>550280000
Checked, also quads have spoken

Has she deleted her fb?

THIS IS TOO FUNNY

>>550280605
oh noes the bad anynomouse is beaing mean

Fuck off newfag, this is what you get here if you're an underage moron like yourself.

>>550280674
>angry anal sex
kek

>>550280953
Are you fucking retarded?

I LOVE YOU /b/

ALL THE HOMO

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FORWARD UNTO RAID MY BROTHERS

OP's Address
6673 Lapidus Rd North Port, FL 34291-4535

>>550279797
slut

wow summer strikes back brandon

I hope people will absolutely rekk your sorry newfagass. I fucking will. Not like you did anything wrong but you're not an anon anymore and it's really time to shit sour pants you fucking faggot.

Internet detectives, assemble !!!1 Internet detectives, assemble !!!1Internet detectives, assemble !!!1Internet detectives, assemble !!!1Internet detectives, assemble !!!1Internet detectives, assemble !!!1

>>550280963
Who're u quoting m8 :^)

>>550280641
do it fag

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hmmm

>>550281270
You're awesome .

ANONYMOUS STRIKE!
He was being dishonorable to the womankind!

>>550281270
oh shit nigga kek

>>550272608
THIS GUY IS SCREWED HOLY SHIT

>>550281075
But how is he supposed to have fun during the summer if 4chan's being a bunch of meanies

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HAHAHHA OH WOW

hahaha

this is so fucked

>>550281270
Everybody order him shit tons of free boxes.

Also, anybody live near?

>>550281527
YES !!!

That's the /b/ I missed.

Jesus christ op you dun goofd

>>550281447
>>550279970

>>550276389
>fail
>>550276768
>we don't forget

i love you all

>>550281270
>6673 Lapidus Rd North Port, FL 34291-4535
PIZZA!!!!

>>550281527
at least we have her email now
>[email protected]

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I'm proud of /b/ again. This is fucking glorious.

>>550281828
I DARE SOMEONE TO ORDER PIZZE

all these newfags think this is the first personal army gone wrong, this has happened many times before.

>>550281270
Anyone up for sending pizzas with anchovies and pineapples to his house?

>>550280953
>this

>>550281828
everybody seend pizza to OP house

>>550281527
O no he must b hakr bcuz he can open passwerd reset windor... You dont even need their email to do that faggot

>>550281850
>[email protected]
Not correct.

>>550281828
LOTS OF PIZZA

send em a pizza with "ur a huge faget" written on it

>>550281965
BUT MANG ITS JUST BEEN SO LOng SINCE I'VE SEEN ONE

>>550275617
Explain how you got those names please.

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https://store.usps.com/store/browse/uspsProductDetailMultiSkuDropDown.jsp?categoryNav=false&navAction=push&navCount=0&productId=P_LFRBSM&categoryId=shipping-supplies
BOXES!!!!!!!!!!

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Lets ruin OP's life

>>550281828
I'm dying

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>>550280978
>>550280886
>>550280867
>>550280725
>>550280434
>>550281021
>>550281017

Perfect, this is all going to plan

>>550282032
oh ok if that doesn't fit then it's valentinacuervo1@yahoo

>>550282032
Thought it was "01" and not "001"

Wait. We're sending pizza to his house? Seriously? That was a bit anticlimatic. How weak.
You could at least send him a shit ton of gay scat porn or something. Or ruin his social life.

Lmao this thread turned epic fast.

>>550282250
>6673 Lapidus Rd North Port, FL 34291-4535
can we please

[email protected]

>>550282210
Gonna order some boxes :3

>>550282401
Hasn't finished yet

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>>550282250

Let's ruin EVERYONES life!

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How should i film the call for best quality?

OP.... Kill youself

trust me its the only way to escape this

they will ruin everything