>>549574074
"Again with this shit?"

Fuck off you inbred foetus.

WILL SUCK DICK FOR KFC

>>549574074

Im really starting to like you, and would love to spend some more time together.

>>549574492
Reroll

>>549574592
You're evil

>>549574074
I'm a peado, honestly. I love little girls feet

Y u no dev preview?

>>549574727
Winrar

>>549574727
do it

>>549574727
yay

>>549574727

deliver fucker OP

>>549574727
Will deliver. Give me a minute.

>>549574727
This should be good.

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3 decides next

I'd like to fuck you, get you pregnant, fuck you while pregnant so I can tickle the little foetus.

You heard me bitch.
3 get

>>549575230
Seriously, I need help, I just touched an 8yo girl :'(

want sum fuk?

>>549575373
You're killing me.

>>549575373
ding ding ding

aye bitch want sum fuk?

>>549575373
WINRAR! KEEP THIS UP ITS COHERENT!

>>549575373
this gets better and better

On the next 9/11 anniversary, wanna fuck in the memorial? It's for honouring the fallen hoes ;)

I love you

Fucking win I'm writting this shit on my own. try carry the story on /b/ I can't continue claiming all wins
>>549574727
>>549575373

10 decides next. make it good

>>549575373
My nigga

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op delivah

>>549575230
sorry some stupid fag did that, but srsly, would you go on a date with me? I always liked you and i think you are a very attractive girl we can just see how it turns out, you in?

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forgot to post picture but ya 10 decides next

Please call 911, I think the 8 year old died.

>>549575737
Okay. I have been wanting to ask you something for a while...

>>549575550
Reroll

>>549575737
>>549575848

im gay

>>549575737
Don't tell anyone please, I'm telling you because I trust you, please dont say anything :(
I feel sick

>>549575848
I don't know where to turn to get help, I'm not even sure I can tell a therapist about this. I don't want to go to jail I just want help.

>>549575974
dis

I think I might need to kill her, she's really getting annoying with all the screaming

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>>549575848
Send her this and say its the kid

cocks

I have 100 gigs of child porn on my computer

>>549575974
rolling for this

I'm sorry. I want to have sex with you. Tonight.

Come over or forget about me.

>>549575737
I'll fuck you as long as you swear a nigger never infected your pussy

As a gentleman I'm sure to please all your lovely holes. Though you shall please mine as well.

>>549575852
Re-roll this with my lucky streak of luck pleaseplzplz

what's worse is that she was my cousin

>>549575550
roll

>>549575848
Actually, I think it kind of is. I've saved some pics, too, want me to send them to you?

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>>549576032
reroll

>>549575848

you just made it 10X less likely you will get a response. Make it 1 through 9 you mathemtaical shit head

>>549576126
Reroll

>>549575848
i dont see what the big fucking problem is, she said she was 18...

>>549575852
Rerollin

>>549575848
"She wandered away from her parents at BK Lounge, I took her to the diaper station and...and.."

Actually, I think I just want you to make sure I'm not only in to little girls.
>>549575848

>>549576126
rerawl

>>549575848
My jizz on your face will fire the sky with midgets for everyone to grope

I cant help it, she was wearing this little skirt and her laugh just turned me the fuck on :(

>>549576269
This

>>549576275
dis

>>549575848
"I masterbated to news broadcast of sandy hook, its getting really out of hand"

sorry im just kidding, i tell you what i know you want me and you know i want you so ill show you mine if you show me yours

What should I do? I didn't touch her badly, really. I need help.

>>549576409
rerollah

Do you wanna jiggle a niggle to make him wiggle

>>549576126
reroll

>>549575852
rerollin'

im kidding do you want to see my D?

>>549576275

rolling for this

also OP make it easier than a 1/100

>>549576516
roll 4 this

Come on guys! You can do it!

>>549576510
>>549576410
>>549576310
>>549576210
>>549577610

>>549575848
"I know, it was worse than that though, she had just taken a shit in the stall and after i was done with her i scooped it out with my hand and ate some of it...:/"

>>549576275
sure

It's ok though, I was thinking about you when I did that. When I came on her feet, I was thinking about cumming on your feet.

>>549576665
>>549576606
Rerolling both of these for being close to gets or epic quads

>>549576126
Reroll.

>>549576409
dis

>>549575848
But it wasn't that bad, believe me, you should try it sometime

>>549576218
roll

>>549574074
how are you capturing your screen with windows phone?

>>549575795
rerolling

>>549575848
i want to touch you actually

>>549575348

rerollan

>>549576126
reroll

>>549576838
volume+ power

>>549576838
home button pressed at the same time of lock screen button

fucking dumbass op way to ruin it with a 10 roll

>>549575848
"Oh im sorry.. did someone do that to you? im jealous"

>>549575848
Of Course it wasn't funny, she tried to bite my dick.

>>549576409
rerollin'

>>549576838
windows button and power button simultaneously

do you even lift??

>>549576858
reroll

>>549576838
WP8/8.1 allows screen capture.

Power button + Window key for 8
Power button + Volume up for 8.1

>>549576838
Windows Phone 8 master race

>>549576940
You're right. 10-20 gets.

>>549576927
>Not having 8.1 installed

Je parle français aussi.

>>549575848
"The kid was black too...I never knew their insides looked the same as ours.."

>>549577061
touch mi peepee

>>549575848
Nobody knows, I told her it's our little secret.

>>549576927
I'm not joking, I think she's gunna say something, that why I need to kill her, I'll rape her before hand though

>>549576126
reroll for this
btw op is a fag for picking 10

I'm waiting for you at my place . Be there ASAP .

>>549574074
>this bitch has been texting me forever
Yet the only message from her is "Hey!"?

>wants the D
Doesn't seem very likely, You don't seem like the kind of person who gets laid.

>>549577061
"Show me your tits. NOW."

>>549577070
agreed

8.1 mustard race

What should I do?
>{you have to do whatever she says in responce to this}

>>549575852
roll

OP here. She just blocked my number.

Sorry, guys.

>>549577216
you faggot

Come over. You'll probably regret it but i want to taste one last bellyfold before the party van comes to get me.

She licked my nigger dick

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>>549575848
"You wont tella nyone, will you? its not like shes still around to tell anyone"

>>549575848
Send her your dick, and say, you still want it? I have to clean the 8yo pussy juice off first tho

>>549577259

not the real OP. Don't be a fag.

>>549577216

winrar

YOU MAKE MY WEENIE PEENIE TINGLE CAN I HAVE A GO ON YOUR FEET M8?
also the 8yo girl
>i fucked her afterwards

A picture of your penis

was just kidding, now send me tits

>>549576275
rerolling for justice

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>>549577259
>implying youre op

"I'm not kidding. Maybe next time you can watch"

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Fuck this thread.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>549575852
reroll

>>549576275
rollin

They call me the acid elephant, the squirmy menace. I’m going to fucking rape you. I’ll come to your house. I'll slowly cut through your window with my sharp dick until there is a perfect circle for me to OOZE through. I'll wiggle up the redwood stairs that your family paid for, I'll slip through the hole under your bedroom door, I'll wiggle myself inside of your hairy and smelly vagina I'll inpregnate you with nothing but my own spit. I'll hide inside of of your spleen until the monster of a baby is born. Once the baby is born you'll be disgusted from the monster that we have created. You’’ scream in terror. As you are screaming I'll escape from your mouth. The doctor will think it is vomit. But he’ll know that isn’t vomit when I make my sneaky escape from the hospital.

>>549577259
> ID

r u havin a giggle m8?

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Better screenshot this thread OP, just in case the feds come after you

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>>549577296

K just a Joke. Now I'm serious: can I please fuck you right in the pussy?

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Uggggggggggggggh

>>549577004
thank you, you always learn something new at /b/

>>549577476
character limit for texts is 160, faggot

>>549576126
reroll

>>549577259
hurr durr whut are ids?

>>549577306
Re roll.

Send her dongcopter pirate

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next is decided by 9

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>>549577476

kys

>>549577548
Reroll

sex pls

>>549577216
Get. Op better deliver

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>>549577505
this

>>549576126
Reroll

>>549577458

rerollan

>>549577675
i'm dying i need a pic of your tits to stay alive

sorry i just want my dick in your tits

>>549577675
I just cant all these cheese pizzas

I'm fine girl, just joking around. How about you send me a pic of your tits?

>>549577675
SEND HER YOUR DICK, and say gotta clean the 8yo pussay juice off

i am the niggerest nigger of all niggers

>>549577675
of course i'm not acting like myself, i just touched a 8 year old girl and she wont keep uite anymore. i don't know what to do. i think i might have to kill her

>>549577505
Reroll

>>549576126
one last reroll then I'm abandoning this thread

>>549576126
rolllin

Sorry, I was being a faggot, now where were we?

>>549577675
please don't tease me

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>>549577675
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

>picture obligatory

sorry im juust to horny to think, want to come over so we can have sex?

>>549577315
THIS!

>>549577675
What should I do? I think I need help...
>{whatever she says must be done. Include pics.}

>>549577860
Reroll

>>549577675
My sides

it's not funny... I'm going to her place again tonight! though she doesn't know that ;)

poast screencap of this thread to the bitch -get

>>549577805
rollin

>>549577815
rollan

I once got fucked by 3 niggers at the same time, I can now prolapse my anus.

>>549577675
No, you're just a fat ugly bitch.
Just kidding hahahaha

stick a sharpie in your pooper for me bae?

>>549577675
Do you have a little sister?

Ok joke, but seriously: can I fuck you right in the pussy? Will be fun

>>549577675
*tips fedora*

>>549577979
God dammit winrar..

>>549577979
winrar

CAN I SLAM YOU RIGHT IN THE ANAL SPHINCTER?

>>549577979

winrar

>>549577979
winrar

>>549577979
FUCK YEAH

>>549577979
kek

>>549577675
Ok look, I want to role play with you. Can you text me as if you're my 8 yo cousin and you want to know abbout what adults do?

>>549577979
winrar

>>549577979
win-fucking-rar!

Send it dick to her, and say, just finished in her lil asshole

>>549577675
That's normal, your friend is tied to a chair, we're gonna torture him then take some loot from his house.

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>>549577979
>winrar

>>549577979
winRAR

My child porn folder is called 'pics of Hernando' so the NSA doesn't find me

>>549577675
Gibe de pussy b0ss

>>549577979
this right here

>>549577979
Winrar

>>549577979
Hahahaha winrarr

>>549577979
WinRar.exe

>>549577815
Reroll..

>>549577979
WINRAR WINRAR CHICKEN DINRAR

>>549577675
it's because you've never known who the actual me is. I like to fondle my testicles with very thin grass while I think of you.

quack quack I'm ok quack quack

>>549577882
rolling for this

>>549577979
winrar

>Rolling
My sister was my first

>>549577979
Am i the only one hoping she actually send pic of her doing it?

>>549577979
waiting for delivar

BUMPY

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8 decides next

>>549578347
Nope, bro

I once got fucked by 3 niggers at the same time, I can now prolapse my anus!!!

>>549578347
no. you're not the only one :)

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Yeah!

>>549578347
if she isn't a land whale I will be fairly impressed if she does it

no i just want your nudes

>>549578424
the blood of 8 year old, but tother than that no. have you bitch?

>>549578424
I sure hope Ricardo doesn't find out

>>549578424
No, I just realise I think you are the reason I'm going to shoot up a school next week.

>>549577675
Would you mind eating a big mexican dinner so I can clean your dirty ass with my mouth the next time you take a dump?

>>549578204
Reroll

>>549578424
I've been drinking the sweet pussy juice of my seven year old niece

>>549578124
Reroll

>>549578424
when arent i drinking bitch

>>549578424
does mayonaise count as a drink?

Here's the deal: you want my cock, I want your pussy. Let's just cut the bullshit and let's fuck

>>549578424
SHOW ME YOUR TITS SO I CAN SHOW /b/!!!

>>549578508
WINRAR

>>549578508
winrar

>>549578424
yep i've been drinking my piss i've saved in a jug for the past 2 hours. want some?

>>549578424
Your friend is tied to a chair, we're gonna torture him then take some loot from his house.

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>>549578508
BOOM

>>549578508
Winrar

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>>549574074
>>549575230
>>549575848
>>549577675
>>549578424

"I'm drunk on power, the power ive got from taking the life of an innocent"

>>549578424
No I'm snorting blow at freds

>>549578508
Win

>>549578558
WINRAR

>>549578424
I didnt mean to touch her

no bea I just have this sharpie butt fetish... id love to see one in dat ass ;)

>>549578508
Winrar (fucking love /b/ so far)

>>549578424
yeahhhhh

Send your nudes or dont talk to me again
Full frontal
Spread pussy

Now

>>549578424
No but I'm thirsty for your pussy juice

>>549578424
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately.
Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette.
I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway

>>549578424
roll for >>549577958

>>549578508
winrar

>>549578424
No, okay I touched an 8 year old. For fuck sake!

>>549578508
winner!

>>549578508
WINROAR

>>549578508
WinRar.exe has stopped working.

>>549578558
winrar

>>549578012
roll

>>549578424
Give Me Tits Now

Yeah, my friend got my phone. but seriously, can lick your prolapsed anus eith whipped cream ontop ans a banana in and call it a banana split? 8)