goddamn he took his sweet time getting those off

Nope. I once jerked off while wearing my mom's panties.

>>549460047
>dis nigga never heard of scissors.

>snip
>yank
>finger in anus
>run

Go ahead, ask me how I know.

moar please

>>549460047
Dafuck?

>>549460047
>implying that isn't acted

>>549460180
irk what a retard
>>549460197
that's nasty and you're fucked

>>549460047
Nothing like that. Mostly just creep shots of friends and strangers

>>549460234
hypothetically what would you do with your bum finger afterwards?

>>549460435
sniff sniff

sniff sniff sniff

sniff

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>>549460435
sniff

These feminists want rape culture - let's give them rape culture - OPs gif is glorious and I'm rock hard

Once I went into my 16 year old sister's room while she was sleeping in the middle of the night and masturbated on the floor next to her bed then came all over her panty drawer.

Is there more like this? But with like actual fucking?

>>549460618
and thats more normal than jacking it in your moms panties

>>549460197
O wow man, I'm an oldfag and I think that's fucking weird

>>549460047
I'm pretty sure that if you think that is perverted, you don't know what the word means. That's pretty assulty.

I drove around in my car, following slowly beyond joggers with nice butts or short shorts, jerking off with a sock over my dick.

I have issues

>>549460735
Agreed, I'd say fucking an animal is more normal than that mom shit.

Fuck, I feel ashamed at shemales, but jacking it in your moms panties is fucking weird.

Actually, now that I think about it, I think I stuck my mom's dildo in my butt

>>549460954
perverted too, only assaulty would be if he just punched her

>>549460047
>Made out with married woman
>Married woman grinded on cawk
>Sucked on tits of married woman
>Married woman gave me a handy

She's my Porsche 911 GT2. I'll dream of her. I'll fantasize about being in her and driving her wild. I'll never be able to have her.

Fapped in Walmart the other night

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I had to get a couple of bags for some girls that were with me on a trip (beta-fag, I know). I searched their bags, found their used panties, and jerked off in them in a parking lot. I also came on the pussy spot and didn't clean them.

stole my parents' whiskey and tried to shove the ball on a megadrive arcade stick up my bum

it went in

>>549461025
As someone who jogs in short shorts sometimes, I sure hope you don't live in the same city as me

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>>549461067
How Can you not be sure if you put your mom's dildo up your butt, faggot

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>>549460047
I fapped to this

>>549460047
JESUS does anyone know where this is from. Must know.

>got neighbour's keys (2 girls 14 & 17 years old and their mum)
>get there
>masturbate with dirty clothes
>masturbate with tiny bra of the young one
>masturbate with every panty in my reach
>masturbate to family albums where they appeared naked
>cum looking at a picture of the ugly mum naked with a savage black bush
>cum stains in sofa dontlookback.bat

>regret nothing

>>549461997
it's from a mless video that was exactly as long as the gif

there isn't more

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>>549462192
livin the dream

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>>549462192
>masturbate to family albums where they appeared naked

>>549461997

Youre welcome


shooshtime DOT com slash videos slash shocking/fucked-up-guy-films-his-own-sexual-assault_114459/

>>549460047
my mother was an alcohol and i fucked her a lot from 14-19

one night before she 100% KOd i had her sitting naked on my dick and she pissed on me

i half fucked her mid piss
then hands free came as i lay her back and buried my face in her pussy

>>549460197
lol anon, i did the same when i was younger

One time I peed on a tree in the middle of the woods.

Had to feed a friends dog while his family was on vacation. Went into his mom's room and beat off in her bra's and underwear everyday for a week until they came back.

I once made sandwiches for the homeless and didn't cut off the crust.

fapped outside in some bushes once.

I try to get into any girls underwear drawer I can. Especially if they're short, if I can I try to steal a pair.

fap with said panties.

made out with my cousin.

sperged out on my other cousin and basically just dry humped the shit out of her.

Pashed a 15 year old girl. Fucked a 16 year old girl (16 is legal here)

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>>549463302
>my mother was an alcohol

>>549460047
bump while I type up my story.

It involves my aunt, for all you wincest faggots

>>549464272
old ha/b/its

I have a few stories from when i was about seven, some things that i did with my neighbor (girl) who i think were perverted, do you guys want to hear them

>>549464765
yeah, sure

>>549464272
>being this new

>>549461861
he wouldn't be following a disgusting hambeast. so it won't matter for you, will it?

>>549460047
I was once fucking the cunt off this chick. She was awesome, loved it in the arse, loved to be dominated, and we were continuously pushing to see how far we could take it.

It was starting small, sitting outside naked at 3am having a cigarette, her saying "I want you to watch me pee" then later me stuffing my cock in her mouth while she was pissing, then fully fledged sex on the front lawn during daylight etc. we were always pushing to see how far we could take it.

Well one day we're sitting out the front yard having a cigarette, when she just leans over and takes out my cock, and starts sucking it.

People start walking past etc. I ignore them, they don't notice me, so I start waving, they still ignore me.

Anyways, the old lady over the road's daughter pulls up on the other side of the street with a car full of kids. By this time I'm nearly laughing myself stupid.

I'm forcing this bitches head down on my cock, forcing her to gag and spew while these young kids all start piling out of the car all ready to see their grandmother.

They didn't see me, which was lucky 'cause I probably would have been thrown in jail for that shit, but I knew they were there, and it just gave me a sick little thrill knowing that I was doing dirty things to this bitch in front of the worst possible audience.

>>549464973
alright but you are going to have to bear with me because i don't have them pre typed

Babysitting friends house
Fapped in his sisters bed (she was like 20s) with her panties on my face
Fucked a girl in his bed

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Molested my cousin in her sleep. No regrets.

>>549460640
so rape?

>>549465229
ok, just greentext it

>>549460197
you're fucked in the head son

>>549460047

>wore panties into truckstop mens room, sucked off stranger
>sucked nipples of young woman's body after dead from overdose
you decide which is worse

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>>549464317
>be me
>16
>go to the Dominican Republic
>grandparents have a decent sized house there
>two bathrooms in the house
>one of the bathrooms is only accessible thru the room I'm staying in
>my hot 8/10 who I've wanted to fuck forever decides to use my bathroom to shower
>as she's in the shower, notice there is a small window behind the wardrobe.
this was because that bathroom was a late addition to the house, so originally that window would lead outside
>window has metallic shades on it
>turn the knob a bit to open it up a smidge
>mfw my hot aunt is standing there in her naked glory showering
>hasn't noticed the shade open so she continue rubbing her soaking, sun-bronzed body
>Her D cups bask in all their glory
>thisiswhatmyforefathersdreamtof.jpg
>pitch a tent of the same caliber as Mt.Everest
>proceed to jack off to this Dominican goddess
>mfw she starts to finger herself a bit in the shower
>her face contorts with pleasure as she lets out little moans
>after about 10 minutes, I can no longer fight back the eruption
>climax to the force of a large nebula imploding
>stare down at the billions of potential children I just murdered
>give my aunt's naked body one last stare
>imprint this memory in my brain forever
>slowly close shade
>sit on my bed and pretend to be waiting to shower next
>mfw she comes out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel
>"oh hey, anon! hope I didn't take too long!"
>mfw

>>549465616
but i'm fine, right?

>>549463302
>>549463302

>be about 7 years old
>have this cute neighbor girl who was about a year older than me
>I noticed the way she looked at me, like a piece of fucking meat
>we decide to do something about it
>one day she and her brother invite me over to play
>whythefucknot.jpg
>we start playing a little game called house
>shit starts getting real heavy soon, and before i know it we are making out in front of her brother
>making out and grinding
>feels good man
>I have this raging hard on and I don't know what to do with it
>so being a fucking 7 year old I tell her "you have to catch me if you want more"

cont....

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>>549460850
>oldfag
>being this new

>>549460047
is there sauce to this

>>549465075
lol

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>>549466107
fuck no. http://www.psyweb?com/Testing/CHN-E/Q1.jsp
put DOT obviously. check your mental state

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>>549466034
nice

I smell my family members' and friends' dirty socks and shoes all the time. I also once pissed in my sister's shoe and jacked off to thinking about her walking in my urine.

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>>549460047
Such a wasted opportunity. I've raped a girl. Throat fucked a girl until she puked on me. Made a girl piss on me, and herself. Fucked a girl up the ass without her wanting it. Fucked a girl in front of a room filled with people and called her a slut and a whore. Never killed a bitch though. Maybe when I'm older and have the knowledge/opportunity.

>>549460395
this

>>549466291
nope, and especially not in this thread

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>>549466034
just to give a little more perspective, my aunt carries a large resemblance to Natasha Nice, except being a little darker and having curly hair

umm were to begin
this is all with my best friends sister (13yrs old to 17)
>fingered her in backseat of car full of ppl (her friend was next to us and prolly knew)
>fingered her while watching a movie with her family
>fucked her on her pool table (not that good)
>fucked her in her brothers bed with him passed out drunk in it (felt bad about it but was awesome)
>made her put her moms dildo in her while we watched a movie and pushed on it for the length of it then fucked her in the bathroom that night
and the grand finish
>got her and her cousin (girl) stoned and made out with her and eventually fingerfucked her while her cousin watched and after wards we followed her when she went to the bathroom and listened to her diddle herself

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>>549466107
i would have understood you if you actually fuck your mom or licked her panties but wearin em n jerkin? whoa

>>549460850
You are clearly not and old fag then...really man. Do you know where you are?

>>549466284
are you fucking retarded you stupid nigger

I just sniffed my sister's panties once when I was about 8 or 9. Nothing too extreme.

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>>549466507
mental state?

100% fine

quit being bitches, was the best nut. no big deal

10y later, still get hard on it.

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>>549460047
something related to this. But I just hit him with it

>>549466643
You're fucked in the head mate

>>549466643
Why would you kill a girl?

>>549466871

i did

>>549466107

>>549466605
http://youtu.be/5F6n6gEwMJc
vid related

>>549466643
you will be dealt with.
soon.

>she starts chasing me
>because i'm fucking slow every time she starts to catch up i throw myself in the living room couch and have her brother protect me
>she asks what she can do to get me out
>I say "show me your pussy" in the way a 7 year old would say it
>mfw she fucking does it
>i kid you not she takes her panties and dress right in front of me and her brother
>it is a glorious sight, because I had never seen one before
>I'm extremely aroused
>before I could do anything she puts them back up
>it is enough to get me out
>We tell her brother to go do something else
>We are messing around and making out
>I make her touch my dick
>she giggles, and she seems scared because she has never touched one before
>sadly we don't do much that day because we don't have any fucking idea what we are doing

Next story

>>549467298
>That's just stupid though. What is he fapping too? The cologne on the damn jacket?

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>>549467296
you fucked her? shit nigga bro fist me too

I used to stand in the middle of the night next ti my sisters bed and jerk off softly till I came. It went to the point of dressing myself in her panties and jerk off. Tuesdays and fridays were the best cause she had gymnastics and I used to put wear her dirty panty on my head and jerk off, breathing profusely. When she was in the right position at times I move her shorts a bit down and smell her ass and pussy while jacking it. When I was super lucky she farts or queefs at my face, used to cum hard. She sleeps like a log and not even a earthquake would have woken her up, literally. There was one earthquake that was 5 magnitude and she slept right thru it.

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>>549466034
>hope I didn't take too long

i like to masturbate into girls bras whenever i get the chance, but i'm too scared to actually cum inside the bra or take it home or anything.

>>549467853
haha exactly how I felt.

bumping for more stories

>Me and the same girl are messing around again
>playing the same game and shit
>but this time we tried something different
>my perverted mind invented this sort of camping game
>it involves having a "tent" and having a lookout
>the point was to have her be the lookout so that half of her is sticking out of the tent
>while she was looking out I would try to take off her underwear to get more peeks
>she know what's going on but doesn't do shit until she feels i'm about to get a good look
>every time she catches me I tell her I won't do it again
>I do it anyways
>all I remember is she has this really cute underwear on that i just want to take off
>and during this moment I would sometimes grind against her behind
>It feels good man

>>549467242
I know, I've also pissed down a girls throat and made her choke. Beat the fuck out of a few ex gfs, and my mom. Fucked my little sisters best friend and made her stop hanging out with my sister. I've let my friends gangbang my ex, and gotten arrested for domestic abuse and assault. Not like I'm gonna stop now m8.

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>be me
>live in a 3 bedroom basement
>one roommate is schizophrenic
>the other a chink bitch
>hate them both
>real bad point in life
>fuck with them every which way
>eventually beat the shit out of the schizophrenic
>he leaves for another place
The following is a series of things I did purposely to the chink to fuck with her.
Ass Grabs
>be drunk
>she comes home
>make small talk
>go to hug her and totally grab her ass
>she doesn't like it but doesn't say shit because chinks are pushovers
>another time she comes home and I am by the bathroom
>ask her how her day was
>grab her ass at the end of conversation
>eventually tells me to stop
>still do it to fuck with her and joke about it
cont.
moar?

>>549468186
oh and i'm obesessed with finding out girls bra sizes for some reason. i have no idea why, but like if i see a bra in a friend's car or something i discreetly try to find out what size it is. one time in my physics class, a girl in front of me wore some kind of lacy shirt and her bra tag just happened to be poking out and i was able to read it. felt cool. i'm lame.

>>549466781
Any pics of your aunt? Normally I wouldn't ask but I fucking love Natasha Nice

>>549468186
Really? I know someone who does similar traits.

fuck my ass with moms anal beads when i was younger. Also used her 2 vibrators a few times.

cum in ex gfs moms food and watch her eat it infront of exs family

this thread is reminding me that /b/ is populated not with the basement weeaboo /b/tards of old, but tryhard kids and non-rejects

we used to be scum... and we knew it

>>549467271
To feel the ultimate rush of taking another humans life. Than probably rape her lifeless body..as if she can so anything about it haha

>>549468586
Future elliot rodgers here

>>549468705
i'd never tell someone about it, it's really weird to me but i love it.

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>>549468603
If you dont end up raping or molesting the fuck out of her, no. no more.

>>549460197
lets see pic of mom

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>>549460047
recorded a friend undressing to go shower
pic related

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>>549460640
there is a new video of the guys that likes to sneak jizz all over girls in public. so far i've only seen 3. one where he cums on the back of some chick standing in a crowd. one where he cums on some chick waiting for the bus. Both of those the girls never noticed.

And i think a recent one where he goes to the beach and cums on the leg of some girl tanning her back (ass up face down). He acciedently lands his juices on the skin and she felt it and turned up to see what the fuck happened. Then he fucking starts to turn and run and turn off the camera. I presume he got away since he uploaded it. That guy is fucking crazy.

>>549463942
We are the same, you and I.

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>>549468687
I would post but I don't want anything coming back to me, so enjoy some more Natasha

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>>549468603
Flashes
>constantly walk out of my room in nothing but my underwear and talk to her
>one day, go to her room
>ask her for dressing advice
>she is flattered and agrees to help
>tell her I'm going to see this bitch and we're probably gonna bang (lie)
>she's a fucking virgin and doesn't know shit
>bring a bunch of clothes into her room
>she judges
>I switch between clothes and eventually ask her about my underwear
>she says it's fine
>I take off my underwear while she is watching and she has full view of my dick
>put on the other pair of underwear and pretend like it's nothing
>she says both are fine
>take off underwear again and put on old ones
>look up to see her with her eyes closed and looking away
>thank her for her input and go back to my room
>heart pounding
>she knocks at my door
>"Anon, is it normal to be naked around roommates in this country?"
>"Yeah... sure it is. Anon 2 has seen my naked many times."
>"But, I'm a girl and I feel kind of uneasy."
>"Many girls have seen me naked before."
>"Well, I'm sorry to say that I feel uncomfortable about it."
>"Fair enough."
moar stories?

>>549469316
Video?

>>549464016

You monster.

>>549469680
I am enjoying these.
So is she from a different country for college or what

>>549469680 I'm listening....

>>549469616
Understandable. Cheers mate

dressed like a trap, took picture of self and fapped to my own asshole

>>549469680
kek keep going

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>>549468842
>>549468842
>>549468842
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOospcm5CXk

>>549468931
Haha already 22, not going to kill someone unless I meet a pretty girl on a camping trip. Take her back to my camp and drug her. Then I'll have my fun. Cut her up and let her scream. Fuck up her pussy while she's still alive. Rape her. Eventually slit her throat or just choke her out. Burn her while smoking cigarettes. Burn ashes again. Keep burning/cutting until she's gone. Burn ashes and leave the mountain....I jack off to that a lot.

>>549469476
there's a ton of videos like that on mless

check out the group called MEN FLASHING WOMEN IN PUBLIC (REAL)

I bought my friends wife a subway, jacked extra cheese on it, and watched her eat it. She said it was a bit soggy... It makes me smile when ever he is being a dick.

>>549468842
We're still here man...we're still here. Just over populated by the bullshit.

Every few months i'll steal one of my friends 10 year old sisters panties.

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>>549469680
bump for you

Licked my friend's little sister's used panties, and rubbed my dick on them. Loved licking the stains. Loved the taste. Came in some of her drinks. I once came in her milk, while she was in the toilet. Watched her drink it then went to lick her toilet seat and came on her toothbrush. I like to cum on her fresh panties too. I know for a fact he put cum stained panties on minutes after I came on them. I've also rubbed the precum off my cock in her lips while she was asleep, and licked her lips and nipples. Sometimes I spit in her mouth. I once came on her face, and ran out of the room. Wouldn't do it again as she started waking up after the last string of cum hit her face.

>>549470623
>>549468846
>>549468586
>>549466643
The edge is unbearable, face it kid stop pretending to be 22. Subtract 10 years and you would be correct

>>549460047
opened up 4chan.org/b and even replied to this thread lol

>>549460547
2edgy2furious

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>>549470164
>>549470171
We live in a university town and she worked at the university. I also graduated from there.
Porn Broadcasts
>my room is next to the bathroom and before the kitchen so she has to go by it every time
>I purposely position myself with the door open so she sees me jerking off
>she tries her best to look away everytime
>know she's seen me jerking off while I have porn on blast
>one day I'm on the balcony drinking beer and see her and her friend come
>they make small talk and be nice to me
>bigfuckingmistake.com
>get drunker and hit on her friend
>friend is also a FOB chink so doesn't know what's going on
>she eventually leaves
>it's dark now
>go back to balcony
>knock at slut's door and ask her to come and drink with me
>she kindly declines
>it's like midnight now
>go knock at her door
>she answers
>"I need Femannon's number"
>"Sorry Anon, I don't think she'd like that. She has a boyfriend."
>leave
>notice her getting up to go to the bathroom
>pump porn in full nude with the door open
>she's disturbed
>I could give less of a shit seeing as how I hate living there and don't like her either
>next day have a feeling of guilt, but seeing as how fucked in the head I was at that point last year, walked around with a smile anyway
>at my fuck buddy's place
>*Ring Ring!*
The following a phone call that I got from my landlord. If anyone is interested, prepare for lulz.

>>549471183

I also liked cumming on my friend's mom's panties and toothbrush too. I used to make her coffee with my special cream. I'd cum on her mobile phone, and on her exercise equipment.

>>549470925

its so tame these days... were probably the most PC and legal chan.

its all modzis and reportfags\whiteknights now

>>549471257
Ok bud. You're right. I'm 12. How did you know!?!

this next story is probably the one that i'm most fucked up about because i was such a fucking idiot that i could't control myself and i ended up doing something stupid

>Be a year later with this same girl
>during this time period her mother gave birth to a sister, the sister is about 1-1.5 years old at the time of this story
>I decided I wanted to make out some more because why not
>go over to her house
her parents are outside talking and shit
>this is the first time I'm actually seeing the little girl in person
>I shit you not this was one beautiful girl
>she was in diapers and wearing this cute shirt, she is moving around just looking at me with weird eyes
>My brain interprets this as a booty call
>the older sister helping her mom with some shit
>its just me and the little sister
>she can't talk or say anything so i take this as my opportunity
>I get closer and start caressing her special spot
>she doesn't move and just watches
>I don't know what was going through my head
>I decide to lean in and steal a kiss while still caressing her
>I get the kiss
>i try to make out with her like i do with her sister
>she scratches my eye
>I haven't stopped caressing her yet
>I forcefully try to keep going
>she scratches harder
>I stop and push her off
>she starts crying
>ohshitplsstop.png
>I star kissing her again to make her stop
>she scratches my eye again
>I have a fucking mark on my eye, and I don't know how i'll explain it
>the parents come in
>at this point i'm in another room trying to act like I didn't know what was happening
>they ask what happened to my eye
>I star getting nervous and make some bullshit excuse on the spot
>they buy it
>I leave
>days later they bring me in for questioning
>they found some unexplained marks on the girl the day after the incident
>I act like nothing is going on but i'm almost shitting my pants
>she recognizes me and points and me when they ask her what happened
>i keep lying out of my ass.

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>>549471361
moar

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>>549470623

>>549471183
I did things like this to an extent (not toilet licking you sick fuck) but the panty cum and cumming on her face, I also fingered my friends sister in her sleep till she came. the last time I did it she pulled my dick out and we ended up dry humping. then we did the things I posted before
>>549466867
turns out she was awake almost everytime, just fuck her bro, and remember be grateful and post picks

>>549460047
related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDElgvXo2Mg

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>>549460047
I've stolen a few 12 years old girl panties in a locker-room when i was a janitor in a school. Used to smell and fap everyday to them.

>>549471361
interested

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THIS ISNT FUCKED UP


GO GRATE YOUR FUCKING PREPUBESCENT DICK OFF AND DIE PLEASE

>>549471787
Man, I really miss /b/ when I could speak my drunken ass mind and get genuine feed back. Sorry this is what I've done and what I want to do. Guess I've offended to many.

>>549467614
kill yourself pewdiekike

when i was like 15 or 16 i found a danceschool..
went there evenings when they left...
waited when a 8/10 chick passed by..
groped the fuck out of their butts

one chick even chased me with her umbrella
but couldnt catch me....
went home smelled my weird smelling fingers
because i didnt just grope her butt
but tried to slide my finger deep in dat asshole as i can

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>Age 8-9, wear my mom's underwear. Learn to fap shortly after.

>Age 13-14, fap constantly. Discover hole above master bathroom in our new unfinished house, directly over shower. Watch older sisters shower. Oldest might have caught me once but didn't say anything (we made eye contact).

>Fuck chickens (this kills the chicken, no fucks given at the time, feel bad about it now). Learned to do partial insertion so as not to injure them badly.

>Fuck horse many times, she was a sweetheart and didn't mind anal (it was significantly tighter).

>Try to fuck calf, accidentally her ass. Dick covered in shit, did not try again, went back to horse. Calves too jumpy anyway, challenge was fun but too much chance of getting caught.

>Make Styrofoam dildos covered in plastic trash bags, feelsgoodman.mp4

>Make jerk off machine with jigsaw, hose clamp and duct tape, only used twice, came in literally about 10 seconds but was laughing too hard to really enjoy

>mfw still a virgin with humans

>>549471897
this fucking guy...

>>549472274

You can stay.

>>549472238
oh that wasn't my most perverted shit
but compared to my age.... just for the luls i guess

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>>549461556
what the fuck is up with that guy's mouth?

I am an exhibitionist who goes to a local motel and leaves the blinds open about half way while I lay in the bed close to the window and pound my prick while snorting coke and watching porn. Tons of girls have looked in on their way past my room to go to their own room..quite a few of them end up walking back and forth past the room looking in while I pretend to not notice them while I jerk off furiously..I can hear them laughing and talking etc...pretty fun.

>>549472274
/thread

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>>549472274
>fuck chickens

>>549472558

no /thread

this should be the standard

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>>549472292
There's worst in this thread please don't judge me too hard

>>549472072

His sister was 9 when I first started licking her panties. Stopped when she was like 12.

>>549471361
Keep talking fucker I want to hear how this ends...

>>549471589
dooood

>>549471897
I have been sniffing my 15 year old nieces panties for the past few months. She leaves them in the bathroom still connected to the inside of her pants in the bathroom when she takes a shower and then goes to her room to get changed. I walk in soon after and get to the sweet spot and do some deep inhales...sweet teen pusssy smell FTW.

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>>549471589
at this point i'm scared they'll find out what happened and connect the dots between my scratch marks and the marks on the little girl

>I keep making up excuses even calling upon the brother to cover my ass
>he does
>he saves me from a terrible form of punishment from my own father
>the girl however keeps pointing at me
>I just leave and decide to never mess around with anyone from that house ever again
>the images from that day still follow me to this day because these stories were my firs sexual experiences

>be today
>I still have contact this girl, and I sill believe to this day that her mother figured out what happened, but she didn't do anything about it
>now i talk to this girl who turns out to be extremely good looking, and i don't think she know what happened
>mfw

and that /b/ is the story on how I molested a 1 year old girl

When I was like 15 or 16 I jacked off in English class. Cleaned it off with paper. No one ever noticed. My friend thought it was a joke when I told him. I always asked myself if the teacher did notice.

>>549472795
oh noes. not 9!

you should have had her piss on your dick while her brother fistboxed your fucking colon

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>>549462192
lol I did that same exact thing except one thing I didn't know.

>Nanny cams

holy fuck I was famous for a week I loved it

>twf

>>549473117

The stories posted here are false etc etc.

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>>549471743
>at fuck buddy's house
>moar alcohol because alcoholism
>phone call
>"Hello?"
>"ANON! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
>"Relax, what's this about?"
>"YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT! YOU FUCKING PUMP PORN ON BLAST AND SHOW YOURSELF TO THAT POOR LITTLE GIRL!" (Side note: supposedly because she is a sheltered little virgin, mine was the FIRST dick she ever saw. I am so fucking proud of that accomplishment. I don't care what you niggers think.)
>"Oh... my mistake."
I should mention that this landlord had to deal with a lot of my bullshit. I was responsible for 2 previous roommates moving out and this chink bitch would be number 3. I once added up how much rent he lost because of me annoying/beating people out of there and because of me this guy lost like $1600.
>"FUCKING BULLSHIT! I WANT YOU GONE! YOU'RE FUCKING OUTTA HERE! I SHOULD HAVE KICKED YOU OUT WHEN YOU BEAT UP ANON 2. HE HAD BEEN LIVING THERE FOR 5 YEARS WITHOUT INCIDENT TILL YOU CAME ALONG."
>"Got it."
>hang up
>girl asks what's wrong
>tell her I can't tell her specifics, but I'm getting evicted and need to find a new pad
>"Anon, sometimes I think you are your own worst enemy."
>"You think that, I know it."
>"Maybe you should scale back and try living without incident."
>"Fuck that. Just give me a month and everything will be find and I'll tell you the specifics when things get better."
>never tell her because she's a woman
>text homies that live closer to my work and are looking for a roommate
>they are ecstatic at the thought of me moving in with them
>move and live in a better place
>bang fuck buddy later that day
>nothing was learned
>lolwhywouldistopthis.exe
That's all folks. Give me your best shot. I know I'm a bad person.

>>549472934
did you become a pedophile for life?

>>549465024
Being THIS new

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>>549460047
I stole a pair of my best friend's panties when I was at her house a few weeks ago. She was taking a shower and I grabbed the pair out of her dirty clothes basket. She would never forgive me if she found out.

pic related, it's her

>>549473306
nah it's fine bro, lust live your fucking life

>>549473306
good story 8/10 would read again
nice job anon

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>>549472934
>pic related its her today

>>549472869
Preach! I thought for longest time there was something wrong with me

>>549460197
similar, I did this with a friend's sister's panties while nobody was home

immediate regret

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>>549473306
>mine was the FIRST dick she ever saw. I am so fucking proud of that accomplishment. I don't care what you niggers think.

when I was 12 I got drunk with a friend and as he was passing out I kept on trying to grab his dick.
make multiple attempts that night he keeps trying to stop me
have hand down his pants when parents walk in and take it out really fast before they could say anything

Im not even gay its the only gay thing that i've ever done

>>549473329
no i grew out of the "try to molest little girls face" when my next attempt didn't go well when i was about 9-10

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>i think i was about 15 cousin was 14
>new years like....2009
>couch that became king size bed
>i was sleeping on right hand side
>cousin in middle
>sister on left side
>very much aware of how my cousin has been developing chesticles
>multiple plans of attack for touching her boobs
>snake hand up shirt and under bra
>though top of her v-neck
>eventually reach nipple, grope and stroke my dick
>first cum to nonporn, comes fast.
>stick hound down her panties
>she giggles
>ohshitson
>pull hand out, fake sleep
>years later jerk it to the memories

i think she was awake and just didnt know what to do, but whatever

i didnt reach her pussy btw, firsts pussy i felt was when i was 16 with my 14yo gf

>>549473154
lol I mean't tfw

>>549466643
What was most full-filling in your life?

Sometimes I sneak out at like 3 am wallk around peoples gardens looking for panties on their clothes horse. Sometimes i steal them and wear them and fap into them.

>>549473702
She looks like a 30yo. How in hell can a 30yo be a BFF with a male neckbeard?

>>549474358
*phase

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>>549472274
I like you anon

>>549460047
Is their a specific name for this kind of stuff?

>>549473972
Oh there is quite likely something wrong with both of us. But even though she is my niece and I would never ever ever touch her or make her feel weird around me she is about 5 feet tall, slim with 34C tits and the cutest tiny ass on her. She and her friends walk around half naked during the summer, It is just all too frustrating...my wife would have a heart attack if she knew how much of a pervert I am lol.

I had sex with my wife, in the missionary position, for purposes of procreation.

>>549469316
video or it never happened

>>549473903
So wait...pic is the girl you molested when she was 1?

>Would bang

>>549474508
She's nowhere near that old. You must know some really hot 30 year olds.

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>>549460047
Criminal scum, I...

>>549460197
I've worn her shoes and a shirt before while fapping, but not her underwear, that's pretty nasty.

>>549474508
I know its weird to consider but do you think that some people on /b/ are older then 12, crazy right?

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>>549474492
>clothes horse

>2nd story bathroom in library
>window looks down on street
>jerk it to girls in shorts laying out on grass
>cum all over wall and floor

keep going back to this spot, leaving jizz everywhere

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>>549472934
You fucked up m8.

>>549466781
>a bit darker
>Dominican
Yeah sure, only a bit.

Nice story though

>>549472934
Okay, some of these were funny, you're just a fucktard though.

>>549474738
that's her today...and she doesn't remember anything.

>>549469680
yes

>>549460047
I once found some runaways at the bus-stop and let them stay with me for the night. Two black boys one girl. They were about 15. There's more but who cares?

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I came in my cousin's hair while she slept

>>549460047
sauce: http://shooshtime.com/videos/shocking/fucked-up-guy-films-his-own-sexual-assault_114459/

>>549475105
the OP asked for perverted shit, plus I was like 7-8 of course i was a fucktard

>>549474612
yeah, attempted rape.

came all over my mom's flip flops

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If only these fags were more like Dominoes

>>549475149
So how old are you today, and how do you talk to her without her mom or sister knowing?

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>>549469680
Moar please!!

>>549474650
you sick motherfucker, i hope you get invaded y a darkwraith and get your humanity stolen

>>549460047
I like this gif, Ty Op.... Now for my confession. When I was in Middleschool, lets say 8th grade. I would go up behind girls and put my Finger between their ass cheeks. Another thing I would do while in that grade, I would take a shit load of creep shots of girls asses, or Tities. In total I think I've seen over 20-30 nip slips, and grabed about 40-50 ass cheeks.

I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of pro-creation.

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>>549475912

>>549475602
today i'm 19

the fact that I moved to another country helps with that

but while I was over there, I think the whole family decided to ignore it (except for the father who never found out because the mother was sleeping around so who knows who the father was) and I stopped talking to the sister after she became an arrogant bitch.
The fact that I knew she was sleeping around may have helped too

>>549475912

I've done the ass thing as well, back during high school, it's such a rush, don't do it as much anymore.

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I'm amazed I havent gone to jail for being a pervert. I've been to jail for other shit though

As a kid
>wore sister's panties once of twice
>masturbated, everywhere
>molested a neighborhood girl but she never told anyone
>kicked out of middle school for a week for sexual harassment
>basically grabbed a bunch of girl's tits.


Truthfully, the getting expelled and the ridicule I received from it made me a better pervert: No means No, etc.

As a teen:

>be a decent looking guy, with a car
>decent command of the english language
>spend hours and hours mass messaging chicks over myspace, okcupid, pof and craigslist
>fuck dozens of emotionally unstable bitches (30-40+)
>kick all of them to the curb

In my twenties:

>began to chill out
>fucking internet girls and picking up drunks
>start having kinky sex
>no more one night stands
>get about six different whores and rotate them
>lead girls on for kinky sex
>end up choking and beating them
>shits fun
>these girls don't have any friends
>let me do it because they like me
>get bored

I even licked the tears off a girls face while I fucked her. I always wanted to do that.
>they were not happy tears

I also lived with three girls while in college.
>fucked in one of their beds with a disgusting fat chick
>jacked off in their rooms/sheets


There's a special place in hell for me and I'm aware of that. I've tried to apologize to some of the girls, one of which was underaged and sodomized in a walmart parking lot.

The truth is, they all wanted it. Well, expect for two but I made amends (gave an underager a pack of cigs and she forgave me) and it's been too long for them to press charges so I don't worry about it anymore.

I've found out that apologizing for the past just brings up bad blood so I just block them on facebook and move on.

Also, whiteknights. Every fight I've gotten into was with a whiteknight. Coincidently, I've won every fight or punked out evey whiteknight that started shit with me.

Hey guys, I'm back. I'm the guy who jerked off while wearing his mom's panties. Just letting you know that I felt like a subhuman entity immediately after I finished.

Walked into the living room

See my 15 year old little sister sleeping in her skin tight volleyball shorts

Bury my face between her soft firm teen butt cheeks and jerk the most sweetest of jerks

Dear god it was great

>>549461861
>>girl asks what's wrong
If you don't want creeps on you, run with a BIG ASS SHIRT on you and some baggy pants, jeez.
But yeah you want to "show off" your thigs and ass.
#rekt

>>549473903
>sheturnedoutjustfine.jpg

>>549476502
Why would you go to hell? It sounds like you've made the most of the life moot gave you

>be me, 13
>peeped on people through the communal restroom ceiling
>saw people
>they didnt see me
>until one time. I made a larger crack in the ceiling to see better
>lady was showering
>was caught
>shit was bad
>old lady too
...
>regrets

>>549476394
Shit dude you should touch that legally...or illegally if you are so inclined.

My captcha is "ducklit because" and I think the only reason I find it funny is cuz I'm stoned.

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>>549473702

What a faggot, uses a copy pasta pic with a boring ass story. Should have a least come up with a decent perverted story, bro.

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>>549472274
This right here is the greatest anon who has ever lived

On two different occasions, a friend of mine passed out drunk and I pulled their shirt down and played with their tits.
Another time, I was in bed with this girl (we were just "friends" though she teased a lot) I pulled both her pants and panties down and played with her a little, never woke anyone up.

I would molest my little cousin while she slept.
If her hand was close to the edge of the bed I would make her jack me off.
If I was lucky enough and her head was closer to the edge of the bed I would touch her lips with the head of my dick.
Sometimes I would try my hardest to stick my whole dick inside without waking her. Couldn't get past her teeth without her moving and turning away.
Maybe she was awake the whole time...

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>>549477167
I've posted that picture precisely once before. It isn't copypasta, you idiot.

>second and last pic she took of herself in that underwear

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>>549472274
for great justice

>>549476637
Are we fucking reddit now?

Jesus Christ I think I underestimate how many people on here are also on reddit.

>>549477486
Probably, there's no way you wouldn't wake her doing that.

>tfw i haven't done anything fucked up

what is wrong with me

>at my friends house, both of us around 15
>his 13 yo sister, not that hot, but OK, maybe 5/10
>alone with her, she lifts up skirt and pulls down panties
>instant boner
>she poops on the floor, dog comes by and eats it
>she's looking at me during, trying to gauge my reaction
>huge boner but also huge nervous virgin
>go in bathroom, eat out her nude Barbie doll and cum

They were both fucked up, did other things when I slept at their house

>>549460850
>I'm an oldfag
No you are not you fucking faggot.

>>549460047
Let my ex gf's 2yr old daughter grab my dick when I got out of the shower.

She smiled.

It was more of a curiosity thing than perversion though. I found no pleasure in it.

>>549466871
Go back to reddit.

I pretended to be a model online to get dick pics from my best friend and then I sucked his dick

>>549473306
you're a funny guy and I would buy you several beers

>>549474738
she's a latina too, I don't know if that makes better or worse for you

>>549467704
mah nigga! i used to do this with my sister, sadly, one night she caught me and now she locks her room door at nights.

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holy fuggng shit i'm cring

>>549478326
I figured she was but knowing she is, is 1000 times better. She probably has a sweet ass.

Latinas be loco tho

>>549464272
Probably started right after conception

I came on my mom's friends face while she was sleeping in our living room.

>>549469476
i have one of those in webm form on another computer, good for posting on blue boards

>>549467704
>>549476660


That's what sisters are for

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>>549466867
>followed her when she went to the bathroom and listened to her diddle herself
fuckin 'diddle' lol

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>>549471120
Holy fucking fuck.

I made this months ago and put it on facebook and it winds up here.

Who the fuck are you. How do I know you.

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>>549467614

Played with my sisters nipples when she was asleep. Also took a picture of her pussy when she was passed out, legs open when she was on a bunch of sleeping and anxiety pills. Shit was cash.

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>>549472274

>>549478303
I live in Burnaby BC, mother fucker. Hit me up if you're ever in town.

>staying overnight at friend's house with some other guys
>his family gone for the weekend
>Wait til everyone's asleep then sneak into his little sister's room
>steal panties and bra, go to downstairs bathroom and jerk off while sniffing them
>take them home stuffed in my underwear nestled against my junk
>so soft
>Jerk off with them the next day, once in each cup
>can't wait for next time
>a few months later their house burns down with little sister inside
>turns out his mom pushed her down the stairs and accidentally killed her, then burned the house to try and cover it up
>all the panties burned

>>549477486
I was 13-14 when I had the opportunity to do this.
One time my family went to the beach one summer with relatives. It was late and all the adults were outside the cheap motel by the beach while I was inside with the rest of my younger cousins who slept on the bed. I did the same thing to her. Only afterwards when I realized she was awake with her eyes on me I would play with myself on the other side of the room. I pretended to ignore her. I could see her in my peripheral vision just looking at my dick covered in precum. She also saw me have an ejaculation that night.
Why did I like it?

i was seriously considering killing myself and then i saw this thread. it made me realize im not half bad compared to some of the sick fucks in the world, and also put a smile on my face. thank you /b/

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>>549479372
Kill yourself, please.

>>549477771
I'm back from le Reddit! Anything you want me tell you about /be/rethren? I have over 100 upboats on my last post.

>>549460047
while visiting a family friend in another country, i went into his daughter's room to jerk off to her panties and placed them back where i found them, i managed to not cum on them but i got a litle of my precum stains on them

>>549460047
lying on the beach?
yeah. that so perverted. i have even swimmed there.

>>549479817
You're welcome?
At least you don't want to kill yourself.

>>549468675
i do this all the time.. when im at my gf's friends place i try to sneak into their rooms and see their cup size and look in their panty drawer