Creepshot/story thread
Give advice about creeping and share stories/pics!
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>>549166164
http://noisediary.com/search.php?q=creep
>>549168052
Ok fag
>>549166164
>Creeped on my friend
>Known her nearly ten years
>Secretly in love with her
>She found the pics on my phone
>Her friend saw too
>Months go by
>She asks to come over & use my table for project
>I say sure
>She says I only said that so I can creep on her some more
>Doesn't come over
>See her weeks later with new bf
>Heartbroken
>Confess that I love her
>Get out my life beta
>Never see her again
I will never post pic out of respect
Why my so beta?
>>549168268
Fag? Meh...
http://noisediary.com/search.php?q=selfies
http://noisediary.com/search.php?q=teen
http://noisediary.com/search.php?q=analonly
>>549168738
>>549168946
cry about something nigger.
post pics of bitch that hates you to make yourself feel better.
>>549168946
Man FDB
>>549170249
>flip it
>posts upside down
>flip it again
>posts upside down
I was gonna dump my phone shots but smart phones turned out to be fucking retarded so never mind.
>>549168946
i'd like to see
>>549169075
One more try
thread needs more titties
>>549169292
anyone have this without the txt on it?
i need to get my fap on but its right where Id like to jizz most. Id jizz all over her back.
>>549170793
continue
>>549168946
Just post 'em bro. You are irrelevant to her now, and probably forever. No need to respect that.
>>549171886
>>549172006
>>549172140
>>549172863
Day 12 year old
>>549173701
Cp
>>549173275
any more of that little cosplaying whore?
>>549173950
Real or fake? MODS?
>>549174123
The set was on here ages ago, she has a permanent anal gape because she was ass fucked since she was 6. She's like 12 in that pic.
>>549174398
MODS MODS MODS
>>549174543
I can tell this girl is asian
why?
>>549174837
Look two posts above that pic.
Same floor tile
Same other shit
Ill upload what I have taken.
>>549174837
>>549174837
She isn't. She is staring right at you a couple of posts earlier.
>>549174737
>walk around with ass hanging out and just a shirt
>don't stare at me guyz
>>549175291
eye rape is still rape
>>549175291
still hot
>>549174384
>>549174543
portugal, or brazil?
>>549174737
out shopping without her pants?! what, she just forgot?
>>549174813
Nice one
>>549175367
Bullshit. Bitch didn't want to be looked at, she wouldn't dress like that.
>>549175654
misogynistic oppressor!
>>549175367
Welp using that logic I guess everyone is guilty of rape.
>>549175367
feminist>>549175654
rapist.
>>549175801
except women and people who aren't rapists
>>549176290
holy shit what the fuck have you done to that photo nigger
>>549176106
Like girls!
She is from HiiiGHSCHOoOL, and is a nymmppho, she has fuccked THREeE GUYS at same time, watch the complete sexxx video with me
http://p-a-stebin.-.ru/kjl2i0zZ
>>549166164
www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9N7-VYPd9Q
>7th grade
>walking down sidewalk near some older chicks house
>known the chick for a long time, she's about a freshman or sophomore
>glance in light-filled kitchen window
>see her completely naked
>double take, instaboner
>go over to side fence and peek through
>stand in the middle of kitchen completely nude
>puts leg on counter, begins to masturbate
>facing me
>at the time, i just thought she had an itch
>years later, after many more sightings, realize she was rubbing one out in her kitchen
one of my fonder memories.
>>549176547
This looks like whats-her-face from Teens React To
>>549176383
>>549176129
shit nigger what are you doing
hold that thing steady son
>>549175506
damn
>>549176718
Had to walk past her. whoops. Also these are reallly old, some of my first.
>>549176916
some OC
I'm stoned as fuck and horny too so I'll type out an old story of mine.
>be me, 18
>cool as fuck uncle, 23, throws a party with a bunch of college kids and I'm invited
>show up and get super trashed all night
>during party, start small talk with some super hot girl, B cups, short but fucking fine as hell
>end up crashing on couch at like 4 A.M. because its my uncle's house so I get couch privileges
>wake up next day feeling pretty alright, no hangover
>look over to other couch
>baberaham lincoln passed the fuck out on the other couch
>its like 9 a.m, nobody is waking up anytime soon
>only us two in the living room, everyone else upstairs or downstairs
cont
>>549177040
Only one I have. Picture doesn't do it justice.
>>549177107
>baberaham lincoln
lel
>>549177320
They rarely do.
>>549177107
Yes cont.
>>549177149
WTF is with the goat?
>>549177151
>>549177107
hurry up nigger, i have to get to bed
>>549177725
Thanks m8
>>549177725
>>549177634
Goat?
>>549177889
raise your dongers!!
raise your dongers!!
>>549177817
post the nudes
>>549177957
She has very cute feet
>>549177998
Dont have any of her.
>>549168946
>implying you still have the pics
there isnt really that much respect left in you.
post 'em
>>549177889
>>549177957
Behind your couch
worst story ever incoming
>on the bus, sitting across from major qt
>she has blonde hair and gray eyes, dressed conservatively but fashionably
>complete 10/10 in my eyes
>decide after much deliberation to tale a pic of her all secret-like, just like in the creep threads
>pretend I'm texting, angle phone carefully for best and most subtle shot
>the shutter sound goes off at full volume
>the girl looks over with the worst expression of disgust and pity I've ever seen
>"did you just take a picture of me?"
>spaghetti tears through my every orifice, shooting all over the bus
>"I... I mean..."
>"delete it. now."
>everyone is looking so I delete it
>still think maybe I can save face
>"I'm sorry, I just never saw a girl as pretty as you before."
>she says "well I've never seen such an ugly guy but I didn't feel the need to make an ass of myself."
>I go stand by the doors and get off at the next stop
I'll never creep again lord
>>549178027
I agree. Better than this ones...
>>549177107
Shit I thought I had way more lines than that. Oops. Now I look like a dumbass.
>go to bathroom
>piss like a racehorse
>come back out
>glorious blacked out goddess wearing tight grey tanktop and
>wait for it
>fucking yoga pants
>girl is by all definitions a 9/10 right now
>still slightly drunk
>sit on my couch and think about her, basically just fantasize about this bitch
>before I know it, I'm at half mast and rising, captain
>just kinda sit and rub myself through jeans and fantasize about her
>really lame but I was still kinda drunk and really afraid of being caught
opting for quick short posts instead of 20 minutes between novels.
>>549178130
Wanna circle it for me in paint? I have no Idea what you are talking about.
>>549178160
She's walking around on the street barefoot? Fucking disgusting, when you think about all the shit that is out there, and how nasty and black her feet are going to be.
>>549178421
I know this is bait but to be fair we showed up at her house un-announced and she just sat outside the house.
>>549178608
Why didn't you show up IN A CAR?
>>549178148
If you aren't using a special app for creeping you always have to triple check that sound and flash is off. Don't be deterred from creeping though, friend.
I'm amazed more /b/ tards aren't creepshooting their own daughters.
>>549173110
moar like this: creep shots where she's obviously wearing so little that you're expected to be able to see
Flash went off for this one. I almost died. Somehow no one noticed.>>549178794
>>549179048
>>549178873
That would require them to have sex at some point in their lives.
>>549178873
>/b/tard
>children
that's happened, what, once?
>>549179194
dude lots of these fuckers on /b/ are old as hell and didnt discover 4chan until already having kids
>>549173950
What did I miss? Who was it a pic of?
>>549173701
>>549178284
>I get brilliant idea
I'm gonna condense this part down a bit, but those who have done what I've done know the cold gripping anxious moments where you're testing to see if she'll wake up. About 20 minutes of me lightly making noises and pushing her a bit.
>once I diagnose a textbook case of white girl wasted, I immediately start rubbing her legs
>smooth as shit and instaboner
>"holy shit am i doing this is this happening what"
>continue anyway bc its hot as fuck
>pull pants down, donger raised at full staff and fully operational.
>basically start tuggin it to this bitch while feeling her legs
fuck sorry im taking forever I'm just really stoned and talking to like 2 people so
>>549178148
You shouldn't have deleted it. When you're out in public, anyone can take a picture.
>>549178608
I came. Thank you.
>>549179194
>>/b/tard
>>children
>that's happened, what, once?
Yes, yes it did.
>>549179684
Well if you still want it, more in bound.
>>549179647
Yeah but imagine being like "lol okay guys I deleted it," and then some jack ass behind you is like "NO YOU FUCKING DIDNT." The situation was bad enough already.
>>549179917
Did she catch onto you ever? Because eye/camera contact.
moar
>>549180030
Nope sometimes I act like I am texting and ask them a question like I am only half listening. Becasue I like eye/camera contact.
sniffed panties of a family friend twice today. 22 year old little blonde hottie. they smelled incredible. had to be really fast about it.
I don't understand why these threads often have pictures of fully cloths, non-exposed women. I can see more than that by going outside during summer.
>>549180192
I envy you. I'm never able to lie like that, and whenever I try to take a creepshot of my friends my flash is fucking on. They never make it a big deal though.
>>549180219
I actually convinced one of my friends to give me a pair of their panties. She took them right off in front of me(well in my car)
Also sniffed a lot of friends underwear because they like to leave it in my bathroom while we go swimming.
>>549179526
>slide hand inside her pants
>finger grazes over her panties
>boner x2 electric boogaloo
>continue this for few minutes while jerkin it
>eventually slide hand in her bra and grab titties while jerkin it
>get best idea ever
>stand up and get dick at her face level
>after preliminary testing to reaffirm white girl wasted status, slowly put the head of my cock into her slightly open mouth
>didnt even feel super great but the taboo and sneak factor made it super fucking hot
>try to slide more in, make it about 1/4 of it before I was too afraid to try to go deeper
>jerk the part of my dick not in her mouth
>eventually get close enough to bail, not dumb enough to try to finish in/on her
>slide her tanktop and bra straps down and pull her tits out before going to the bathroom from where I can still see her on the couch and jerk off until I came
Not too impressive typed out I guess but the nerves and stealth mode stuff makes it the fucking HOTTEST thing you will ever do.
>>549176695
>i saw you fucker
>>549180219
>>549180551
Do you get a thrill from sniffing panties or do you just like the smell or what's the deal? Just wondering because I've never done it but considered it a couple times when I had the opportunity.
>>549180613
She wanted my d anyway, if she really did see me she would have brought it up and with the way she was on me, we coulda fucked.
last one until someone contributes
>>549176861
what, is she your sister?
>>549180838
Trust me the smell of pussy gives me an insta-boner. It has nothing to do with thrill, just a fetish of mine.
>>549181024
No.
>>549180838
big thrill because I've known her for several years (since she was 14) and always wondered what her pussy smells/tastes like. it's always thrilling to sneak a sniff of pussy. especially forbidden pussy you're not supposed to smell.
>>549180838
Its the odor and just the yhought of it being worn by an attractive grill
>>549178148
wow way to act like a fag. here's what you should have done.
>"did you just take a picture of me?"
>"I call it the reverse selfie!"
>>549181207
Who is she then?
On a similar note, my friend's sister AND mom walk around his house barefoot quite a bit. I'd kill to get a good picture, but they're never still long enough too.
>>549182190
Just a girl I know.
![tumblr_mnk0xz1QXF1ssard2o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bvwj4kX.jpg "tumblr_mnk0xz1QXF1ssard2o1_500[1].jpg")
>>549182521
keep em coming
>>549182336
is she hot?
>>549182657
the fuck does her shirt say? nippon?
>>549182821
I think so.
![tumblr_mqo2lsnCxZ1swp2z5o1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZOpa114.jpg "tumblr_mqo2lsnCxZ1swp2z5o1_500[1].jpg")
>>549180601
going to take the time to comment reply:
nice work!
>>549166164
I have always listened to my younger brother fuck various girls over the years. I love to go up to the door and listen, Extracted a lot of OC from his IPhone and Ipad over the years.
>>549182821
her shirt says ripzone
>>549179670
i came to this, beauty and teasing come together and create a special tense
>>549184272
>>549184686
wow you guys I'm a master voyeur, I took a picture of a woman's jeans from 8 feet away, how fucking erogenous and sexy! I'm satisfied never trying for first place when I can finish last
>>549185232
THANK YOU
>>549185232
>8 feet away
I used to do this shit in highschool so much.
I really really wish I'd backed up all the pictures before my phone shit the bed.
I guess I can tell a few stories though, if anyone is interested
>>549185232
Yeah, I really don't understand taking pics of girls wearing jeans that doesn't have any buttcrack or panties showing.
>>549185496
it's because these photographers are such bitches they lack the nerve to put their phones up a woman's skirt to get the gold, they're content in deluding themselves into thinking how hot it is taking some half-assed picture from a safe distance.
>>549178148
She sounds like such a cunt that no matter how good she looks, she more than makes up for it with her personality that makes people shoot up schools
>>549185951
I dont see you posting anything.
>>549185951
even then its not even that great cause theres not much to see unless shes wearing no panties and even then youve gotta be incredibly fucked up to her instead of just taking a snap of a nipple hanging out or some shit
the hottest shit is stuff that wasnt worked for. like the chick just so happened to be having a wardrobe malfunction and the dude snapped a pic
>>549186140
That's no reason for people to be bitches when they try to get pictures of women. For the love of God MA just passed a law saying upskirts are technically not illegal
>>549186367
Except an ass can look good in jeans, and thats why these pictures are taken.
>>549186525
an ass can look even better in panties, or nothing at all. It works fine if you have a jeans/denim fetish, but people post this shit in voyeur/creep/upskirt/candid threads and act like it's in the same fucking category as pics that people had nerves of steel to take
>>549186525
but whats the fucking point
you see that shit every day theres nothing exciting about it
>>549186829
It is part of creeping. And just because an ass can look better than it does, doesnt mean that that ass isnt attractive.
>>549186952
I take pictures when I see somethigng that I think stands out. Sometimes the most attractive women I have seen all day is fully clothed.
>>549187070
but think about the genre
creep shots
this implies the creepier you have to be to take the shot, the better
if youre posting this shit youre posting subpar creepshots
basic logic
so kinda like this? Where you can see a nice butt crack?
>>549187443
Yes.
>>549187260
But the thing is I liked it and wanted to share it. Its not like I had ill intent. I was just sharing an ass that I thought was wonderful.
>>549187260
>>549187443
I completely agree with you. I get tired of seeing jean shots with nothing. It's annoying and not really a good shot.
![062001951449[01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OUNwp6I.jpg "062001951449[01].jpg")
Regardless, the other pictures he was posting of his friend were pretty good.
![091601951037[00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pCHqvV4.jpg "091601951037[00].jpg")
![072101951208[00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XincPqx.jpg "072101951208[00].jpg")
![021502951229[00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PGm29mf.jpg "021502951229[00].jpg")
>>549170793
>
I think you hold phone upside down when creeping.
![110401951156[01].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gNzJA5I.jpg "110401951156[01].jpg")
![030902951222[00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J6nCIYS.jpg "030902951222[00].jpg")
Well.. Image limit reached. Ah well. Sorry my cameras back then were shit.
>>549179845
10/10 would lick
