Bump out of boredom.

Remove the green switch and flip the blue one to the on position.

>>549144609
Refill

Switch the green one

BLUE
>5 get

>>549144609
Another roll

examine in any way possible my surroundings, as in by touch, hearing, smelling, etc. If I'm fairly certain there are no traps, flip the us switch.

>>549144952

us=blue

>>549144609
Meh, first person so I'll give you this one for free.


You tug on the green switch to no avail.As you do, you feel your arm start to sting.You're injured.
-1 HP 14/15 remaining
You flip the blue switch.The lights slowly turns on and you can finally examine your surroundings.

2 or 9 for next

>>549145119

so, uh, examine your surroundings then.

>inb4 "You've been pwnd by a grue."

>>549145119
fap furiously

>>549145119
examine surroundings

rollan

>Switches the blue cause blue is friendlier.

>>549145429
The room is fairly large and empty.You are on a bed and your right arm is bleeding.There is a door on your right and a window at the end of the room.

>>549145119

Obvious move is obvious. Examine surroundings.

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fuck the grue

>>549145579
Walk towards the window and touche the pane of glass to remove dust.

>>549145579
And I just realised I use the word "and" too much.

6 or 7 for next

>>549145579

Are there sheets on the bed? If so, do they look clean?

>>549145579
Examine self

>>549145352
>>549145579
FUCK YOU OP for not counting my roll

>>549145579
Examine inventory for a flashlight, if none exists head over to the window and peer through.

>>549145754
No.The matress looks old and is stained.
Also, you may ask questions even if you don't roll correctly.

>>549145846
I demand my fap with that 6

>>549145928

Examine bed thoroughly, removing mattress, looking under frame, etc.

>>549145731
ITT op cheats posters out of rolls
>tfw OP doesn't believe in the power of the people.
>tfw OP ruined this thread.

>>549145846
You realize that you're alone and start to freak out.
All of a sudden your mind posses you to.....oh.....oh my....
You feel more relaxed.
HP +1 15/15 remaining
1 or 3 next

>>549145928
Look out window
>whats on the ceiling/providing light source?

>>549146108
Thank you based anon.

>>549146071

reroll

>>549146108
Please explain.If I cheated someone, it was on accident.
Forgive me,senpai.

>>549146241
Look unter the bed for any monsters.

>>549145352
>>549145429
>>549146393

>>549146361
ok then.Give me a second, this takes time.

>>549146597
You examine the bed.
The mattress is stained and sniffing it causes you to cringe in disgust.
Upon removing it, you find a piece of paper with nothing on it.[added to inventory]
The frame is rusted and looks like it could break at any moment.

>>549147040
use broken crane to make some sort of weapon.

>>549147040
look outside the window

>>549147040
Attempt to break the frame apart and acquire a rusty rod

>>549147216
2 or 4 next.

>>549147281
reroll

>>549147040

Look out window, then hold paper up to light.

>>549147281
roll

>>549147532
roll

>>549147532
You limp your way over to the window.Upon getting there you are amazed at what you see.
You are not on earth.
Looking throughthe cold vacume of space, you see bright lights everywhere and your home planet off in the distance.
Holding the paper to the light yields no effect.
CHECKPOINT ACQUIRED
5 or 0 next

>>549147991
>>549147281
Rolll

>>549147991
now try to break the bed for a weapon, minding not to injure your arm any further as you do.

Bump to keep this alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY

>>549147991

Examine legs: why limping?

>>549148174
Reroll again

>>549148263
Your whole body is stiff and in pain, though only your arm is bleeding.

>>549148354
Ffs fuck you four

>>549148209
roll

>>549148418

Examine door.

>>549148479
Atleast my constant self whoring is keeping the thread alive :D!

REMEMBER:
The green flip remains unflipped.

Shit my pants

>>549148559
reroll

>>549148623
me too haha

>>549148623
Last time whoring for this.

>>549148720
God dammit...

>>549147991
masturbate

>>549148720
>>549148765
Go fuck yourself m8 ill fooking rek yah

>>549148841

> You don't have to do everything someone recommends if it is totally retarded.

Carefully break down bed with the goal of getting something to flip the green switch with.

>>549148720
Your mind tosses another horrible idea your way.
You start to wonder whether or not you're an insane schizophrenic, but it doesn't matter.Your pants are already soiled.
Great.

>>549149024
it's the rules

>>549149024

reroll

>>549149024
Rule now in effect.
Good idea.
9 or 1

>>549149049
jerk off and then flip the green switch

>>549149237
We already jerked off earlier.

>>549149186
>If /b/ is his mind it is the most schizophrenic thing ever. GG WP
Fuck the bed, (not literally) flip the damn green switch for shits (in our pants) and giggles.

>>549149186
Use your dick to flip the green switch.

>>549149186
do this>>549149024
but crank off first

>>549149353
and?

>>549149359
You flip the green switch, and the door is slowly opened.
A cold feeling hits you and you are chilled to the bone.

>>549149638
3 or 8

>>549149638
Ok now we break the bed and acquire a weapon.

>>549149638
go through the door

>>549149764
Get on the floor, everybody walks the dinosaur.

>>549149638
close the door, get on the floor, do the dinosaur

>>549149638
make weapon from bed and then go through the door

>>549149764

Carefully break down bed, examine hallway outside of door.

>>549149960
roll

>>549149638
make multiple weapons from the bed, and examine what's outside of the door

Break the bed carefully, acquire weapon, exit the room in battle ready formation

>>549150091
reroll, and use poop that is in pants as a weapon buff

>>549150279
again

>>549150153
FINALLY
You make your way to the bed and pull at the frame, making sure not to worsen the cut.
Eventually, you acquire a rusty rod.It should me good for fighting, though using it may cause it to snap in two.
[ADDED TO INVENTORY]

>>549150474
Ffs Ikr?
>Use the rod as a cane and walk fancily over to the door and poke head out to examine what is on the otherside

>>549150474
7 or 4

>>549150712
Reroll

>>549150474

Carefully examine area outside of door.

>>549150928

reroll

Also,checkpoint.

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>>549144126
Yell extremely loud

>>549150883
Memememe

>>549151408

Yeah, ok. Reroll. Stylin;D

Feel free to reroll as much as you want.It will keep the thread alive.

>>549151253
No meee, I want this nigga to die

>>549151573

You might implement a rule whereby if 3 anons vote for the same thing you could just do it. Would help speed things along, which is arguably better than wasting time rerolling.

>>549151759
Good idea.
Implementing now.

>>549150474
Try to shove the rod up my anus

>>549151884
what's the number we are rolling for? also, examine surroundings

>>549151551
Lazy and dont want to find my post.

>>549150928
You sneak your way to the newly open door.
There are cooler and raw meat everywhere,along with a large frozen puddle in the middle of the room.
Somthing is in the corner,shaking and grunting, but you can't tell what it is.

>>549152129
seconded

>>549152129
this

>>549152213
1 and 3

>>549152213
try to communicate with thing, kill if hostile/unresponsive

>>549152213
Throw rusty rod then hide behind door

>>549152390
reroll

>>549152390
Get close to it or from across the room?

>>549152570
not too close, but close enough to attack

>>549152390
this
roll

Shove rod up own ass, then yell "COME AT ME, GRUES!!"
When the first one does bend over and anally propel the rod at him. Aim for his left eye.

>>549152683
I'll count that as a reroll

>>549152813
i concur

>>549152813

Call out to thing in corner, trying to lure it onto the frozen puddle. If it's aggressive, stab the fucker with the pointy end of the rod.

If it tries to speak, communicate with it.

>>549153098

reroll

And just to point out, OP is using the last two digits of his posts to call rolls.

Quit game.

>>549152683
You approach it slowly and yell at it.
It flinches and looks at you.
It's not human.
Or at least not anymore.It's face is decomposing and puffed out.It has sharp teeth and is stained with blood.
You thrust the rod at it and it sinks through it's weak skin.
The thing writhes in agony and screames for a few seconds, before abruptly cutting off and going limp.
0 and 9

>>549153469
fuck the body, focusing thrusts on the stab wound

>>549153252
Most of the time, yes.

>>549153469
rape time

>>549153607
roll for stabwound fucking

>>549153469

examine corpse. Can you determine if it's covered in its own blood or something else's?

Also, examine coolers.

>>549153773
>>549153607
AGAIN. and then place fucktoy in coolers, and examine them, i guess

>>549153469
examine corpse

Eat meat from cooler and grab some for later

>>549153607
I'm gonna call rule #2 and discard suggestion.Sorry :P

>>549153941
reroll again niggers

>>549153469
examine room for exit, weapons/tools, or anything useful

>>549153832

reroll

>>549154061
fair enough. examine coolers and dead thing

>>549154053
Reroll

>>549153469
Examine the surrounding again.

>>549154259
The meat is raw.Are you sure?

>>549154453
>>549154259

<Facepalm>

>>549154453
The meat was in a cooler that was in the same room as a half-dead humanoid looking motherfucker. I'm gonna' go ahead and say that I think the meat should be left alone.

>>549154590
Hmm?

>>549154053
If you don't respond in 2 minutes I'm givin this roll to
>>549154330

>>549154453
Definitely sure

By the way,if this thread 404s I'll continue it tomorrow.

>>549154941
Come on already

>>549154941
Feeling hungry, you grab a piece of cold,raw meat from a cooler
Better than nothing,I guess?
You reluctantly shove it down your mouth.For a glorious 2 minutes or so,you feel full and satisfied.
Not for long.
Your stomach starts turning as you vomit out whatever you've eaten for the past 3 days.You're left dehydrated and hungrier than before.
-7 HP 8/15 remaining

5 and 1

*braces for 404*

Examine cooler better

>>549155551
Look around for any other entrances (or just examine surroundings once more).

>>549155551
do this>>549154114
roll

>>549156268
Nah, I'm tired :P
I'll continue this tommorow,though.see ya.

>>549156401
Try to shove the tomorrow up my anus.

keep it alive for a minute though.I'm gonna make a picture with all the main stuff that happened.

bumping for great justice

>>549154114
This

>>549156590
A picture?

I was busy being an idiot and forgot I could archive.
http://4archive.org/b/thread/549144126

See you guys tomorrow.

>>549158248
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yop62wQH498