>>548513436
suck my dick

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bump

beep the fucking boop

>>548513436

say hey one more god damn time! i dare you!! i double dare you mther fucker!!

niggers tongue my anus

I shot an old man in the kneecaps.

>>548513842

this

nothin... just abit lonely.

TIts plz

>>548513436
wanking off on your pics

>>548514018
Winrar

>>548514018
winrar

I'll choke you with that faggot ass hood if you don't shut the fuck up.

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>>548514018
WINRAR

eat my ass gravy

>>548513436

Stop saying hey you fucking bitch and hurry up and hop on my dick, otherwise quit wasting my time.

Sorry, just got out of the hospital. Tried to kill myself.

>>548514018
winner

>>548513436
u insuffreble cunt i swere ima fukin dek u m8 i swere on me own trolly

>>548514018

weenar

>>548514164
rawlin

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>>548514018

>>548513436
can you dodge the rodge?

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I am NOT single just so you guys know

wish someone would come suck my nipples

>>548514389
Come over and find out

If only I had a banana pie right now

>>548514397
Re-roll

i wish to imprgnate you, and 9 months later, after a loving relationship i will FAKE (haha) i will then fuck the newborn baby, in the hospital

> jaws drop

and then throw the baby on the floor
and rape everyone in the room
throwing daggers and throwing knives at people
anarachy
i will run, jump out the window
a trail of havoc blazing behind me

leave my realm
and never return

you are not ready, yet.

>>548514389
depends if you want to fuck my arse

i have my grandmothers limbs in my refrigerator

>>548514248
weiner
>>548514397
reroll

>>548514389
why, you wanna make big fuck?

>>548514389
Pretty much

>>548514389
Yes want to meet up and fuck :) ?

>>548514389
No but I can be if you'll show me your bazoongas

>>548514469
Fff so close, rerolling.

>>548514389
bitch i just want you to know that if you think that you can seduce me or whatever the fuck you are thinking you are dead wrong. i will literally kill you and wear your skin as a coat, fuckface

>>548514389
Yeah, I have been for a while. Could use a new companion to share my meth addiction with :)

>>548514389
Give me a blowjob.

no i'm dubs bitch

llets do the do baby, im feelin' the love tonight

>>548514632

this

>>548514389
Ye but the fact that u just look like my sister kinda turn me on...

>>548514635
Third time's a charm.

>>548514389
Yeah, just had a big breakup recently and I'm really lonely...What about you?

The only thing thats single is the cream coming out of my dick

I'm as single as you are gorgeous ;)

I wanted to fuck you with a strapon for the longest time.

>>548514389
yeah... why? you interested?

I am, im kinda horny

>>548513995
Franku

>>548514758
winrar
>No but I can be if you'll show me your bazoongas

I have autism. Like that Elliot Rodger guy. Working on my own Day of Retribution.

How are you?

Y-yes >.<

>>548514758
Winrar?

>>548514758
winner.

>>548514389
No, but my son is.

>>548514758
Winrar...Sadly.

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Look im sorry ive been ignoring you, the truth is im trying to figure out how too tell you the truth. And the truth is I want you to come over and give me a blowjob. Now i know its a little forward but i cant hold back this feeling (and erection) anymore. P.S. my girlfriend doesnt have to know. so will you come suck me off? I swear ill eat you out afterward.

>>548514758
>>548514632
WIMMMNNNERRERRER

>>548513436
No, but let's fuck anyways

>>548514670
reroll

ever sent nudes?

>>548514912

this

im not but wouldnt mind a bit on the side

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>>548514984
well hang on, let's see how it plays out.

i say 50/50 she shows tits after some mock hesitation

>>548514389
yeah, i guess
i mean, would you count sitting in my room in my moms house learning stretches and yoga to be able to suck my own dick count as a relationship?
if not, then yeah, i guess i am
what about you?

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Her what /b/?

maybe ;)

>>548514389
can I habe the pussy b0ss?

>>548515015
"he" is a she, op is female

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>>548514758

>>548515110
re roll

>>548515179
let me see ur cooter pls

>>548515179
Your fucking tits you pretentious little shit.

>>548515179
your dick pics silly

>>548515158
Winrar, don't post the text, just send the pic after the previous win

>>548515179
Your breasts, what the fuck do you think I mean you potato.

>>548515238
I'm a dude

>>548515179
Your boobs you fucking plebian

>>548515179
Give me a blowjob

>>548515158
WINRAR, POST THIS

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>548515179
Haha, never mind it was a silly joke...How are you? I'm pretty lonely recently...

>>548515179
you're a cuntflap

>>548515179
i wan't you to send me your fucking titties. how hard is that to understand?

>>548515179

Her barbie collection

>>548515179
Your baps, melons, milk tanks.

>>548513842
cursing is a sin, you shouldn't say that

>>548515179
by bazoogas i mean your breasts, which i long to fondle and enjoy with my soft, supple hands.

>>548515179
Show me your titties and I'll consider fucking you

>>548515179
nothing...let's just talk.

>>548515110

Rolling

oh, nothing... just my gf

>>548515318
winrarrrr ???

>>548515179
i want to fuck you

>>548515179
show me your nipples or i will fucking cut them off and i will eat one in front of you before i force the second down that fucking disgusting maw you call a mouth

>>548515296
Fucking give me a win for once

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>>548515215
Frank pls go

>>548515356
Is the person ur talking to female?


Also rolling for "tits"

>>548514762
this

SHOW ME YOUR BOOBS BITCH
GODDAMN ARE YOU DENSE

>>548515318
winrar send pic

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ABORT ABORT!!!!

>>548515362
rollin

>>548515179
your pepperoni nips

Sorry, my new little puppy died yesterday and I'm just feeling down. He had cancer. I had to euthanize him myself with a shovel because we couldn't afford to take him to the vet.


Want to go out for a movie and talk about it?

Swiggity Swooty i'm comin' fo that booty

>>548515385
this

Requesting that OP does not accept posts that are rerolls, as that's horribly boring and takes away from the random nature of the selection of posts. Otherwise it turns into who can spam rerolls the fastest.

>>548515385
this

>>548515495
'Sara'

SARA YOU FUCK

>>548515551
oh gerhd

you hurt my pp

>>548515551
LMFAO

>>548515528
WINRAR

>>548514762

>>548515179
fuck her right in dah pusseh

>>548515551
I want to pound your cunt and marry you

>>548515179
your flabbin saggin smackers

>>548515551
Kill yourself

>>548515551
Excuse me those aren't your fleshy fun bags.

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>>548515318

i'm taken, but i think that you're special enough to change that

>>548515551
You asked for it OP

>>548515551
cheeeeeesus! burn it!

>>548515551
god damn u ugly bitch

>>548515598
>>548515608
Winrarz

>>548515551
lets meet up tomorrow, okay?

>>548515551

YOUR IN TOO DEEP FUCKER, AS FOR TITTIES

>>548515551
MAN THE HARPOONS

>>548515551
oh no, no you're nto aborting. reply with

nice ;)

>>548515551
cmon keep going this has so many potential lulz

>>548515551
You looked like a beached whale, delicus, does fries come with that?

>>548515551
Now just say

"Nevermind"

And stop responding

>>548515505
lil late sun

>>548515551
You have beautiful chins.

>>548515551
What the fuck is it.

>>548515238
you are a fucking cunt hahahaha, sorry i really love you, please im a bit weird but whatever it happens, dont stop mesasge me, i love you

>>548513436
>having facebook

>>548515551
You're beautiful desu. Tehee

>>548513436
I think I'm in love with you. Come to my house right now so we can be together (OP's address here)

>>548515551
Ew, you fat nasty pig. I just threw up in my mouth. I would never be with someone as disgusting as you LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL PIGGY

>>548515718
weiner

>>548515551

There she blows cap'tn. Man the harpoons!

>>548515551

JESUS CHRIST

>>548515682
Millhouse's father is meme?

>>548515551
abandon ship!!! The kraken is upon us!!

>>548515718
>>548515738
More winrar

>>548515215

gibe de pusi b0ss!

>>548515528
Winrar, thank u fot rolling anon

>>548515551
/sara.stevens.946179
found her /b/

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>>548515707

>>548515682
TOPLEL

>>548515743
Perfect

Do you know Herman Melville?

/sara.stevens.946179

>>548513436
yes

>>548515916
TOPKEK

>>548515551
Man the harpoons!

>>548515578
>>548515578

THIS WON

>>548515551
Nother fat shit

>>548515916
And I like..your wibbly wobblys

>>548515916
i like you more

>>548515916
hey i liked what i saw. can i have some more?

>>548515743
This plox

>>548515916
Enough to suck my dick?

>>548515916
[insert dickpic here]

>>548513436
Your breasts. Also, sharpie in pooper if possible.

>>548516041
niggers like you disgust me

>>548515916
you look like bacon

>>548515598
>>548515598
>>548515598
>>548515598


Holy shit WIN-FUCKING-RAR ..Its perfect!

lets meet tomorrow, ok?

>>548515948
WINRAR hahahahaahahahahahahahah

>>548515916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lDqMx4rmFU
Send her that

>>548516058
WIN

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Um okay, cmon /b/ help me out here

>>548515916
what oh my no

>>548515916
i want your doughnut on my sausage babyu :p :D xD XD lol

Piggy Piggy Oink Oink Ill give you the 'ol lickaroo

>>548515743
rolll

>>548515916
Under all of that ass.

im just a lonely white nigger trying to make it in a white mans world. hold me pleas

>>548515682
Send her a picture of your flexed butthole.

>>548516058
>>548516008
>>548515948
>>548515758
Too many

>>548516008
WON AGAIN

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>>548515551
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."

>>548515959
reroll

>>548516118
winrar

>>548516220
reroll

>>548515551
You're a fat, ugly, probably down syndrome honkie bitch and I wouldn't waste my sperm to fuck you. I've been posting this chat here >>548513436

There are 100's of people making fun of you. You're trash

Go fucking kill yourself.

>>548515948
>>548515743
this won, this is the end /thread

>>548516168
do it fgt

>>548516058
>>548516058


BEAUTIFUL!

>>548515578
winnar

>>548516198
winrar

Sorry black cock only for me

>>548516107
get out then
were trying to have some fun here

>>548515718
WINRAR!!

would you draw me?

>>548516156
if i am sugar you are saturated fat xD lel

>>548516058
>enough to suck me dick

DO IT

>>548516168
Winner
I say old boy, tarq

>>548515551
suck me off please

>>548516156
You're really beautiful...I like you. Can we meet up?

You wanna watch me suck my own dick gril?

please roll an 8

>>548516156
Thats your problem, sweets. Eat less honey,

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this is gold

I want to 360 no scope you in the taint with my scrote

I'm into beast. Would you fuck a dog for me?

do it

>>548516156
Haha man this is gold

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>>548516156

FOR YOU

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This is hard to keep up with

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>>548516156
I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut. Show me the inside of your mouth.

>>548516168
oh god

>>548516446
'send dick pics pls'

>>548516335
Re roll

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>>548516446

>>548516058
Oh yiss, this plz

"want some, hot stuff ;D"

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>>548516156

>>548516513
kek


too bad its staged

>>548516168
WINNAR!!!!!!

>>548516156
my dick is as hard for you as rock climbing is for cripples

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Poor girl. She's lonely.

>>548516446
Jesus she has razorburn and stubble

>>548515578
Win win win

>>548516513
dont ruin this, lets see where she goes

>>548516446
>whale23

Holy fuck it's like this guy has 23+more pics of whales

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>>548516513

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>>548515551
my god...

oh god, someone gonna save this thread

her page says she's in a relationship.

I'm messaging her life partner about this...

>>548516446
>Whale23

D-do you go hunting anon-kun?

>>548516335
And another roll

>>548516513

It tastes like chicken! You'll differently like it!

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>>548515551
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT!

Someone screenshot this thread please. It's fucking brilliant.

The Great Reveal will go down in history.

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>>548516513
Fantastic. This is great.

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>>548516513
Oh god I love you OP
Why do you do this to yourself? Don't be to harsh to yourself for our sake.

>>548516137

RE-ROLL!

>>548516513
im a gril btw

>>548516669
you have scored.

>>548516631
You never know when you need a good whale pic

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doxdodxdoxoxdxddxed

>>548515959
Do you know Herman Melville?

THIS THIS THIS THIS

>>548516669
Answer the question bitch!

Pls I want ur cum in my love handles

>>548516404
this

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>>548516593
Ahem, punctuation.

my dick is as hard for you as rock. climbing is for cripples.

>>548516669
No but I have a cell..if you want to spend a night in there..with me

toasting funny tasting bread