>>548364506
0$ student
I'm 19 so I don't really care, though.

>>548364506
$12,400 Writer

my annual salary is ur mums pussy juice

$42k/yr. IT level II

>>548364506
same and same

>>548364506
$24,000
Medical Technician at a Sperm Bank

i cum in your cum and i don't give a fuck

60k/y plant manager

About tree fiddy
Loch Ness Monster

NEET - $200 from my gran

$32000 - 2year electrical apprentice

>>548364506
$0
Neet

$115,000
data analyst
Life is so good

$30,000
EMT

$17000 or so. Work at Wal-Mart. I'm applying for assistant manager jobs with them, and pay starts at $38000. Not bad for a college dropout. 23 for the record.

~$25k/yr Assistant Manager at Car Wash

>>548365457
pics or it didnt happen

~$42,000
graphic designer

50k product development engineer

$28k

HVAC apprentice - just hit my 1 year.

21 years old

>>548364506
I work for tips

65k

mow lawner.
Mexican.

>>548364506

nigger
$0

38k medical biller
soon to be 0 due to a disability and being forced into disability retirement by the government

60k junior accountant

>>548364506

like.... 8000$ (nigger welfare atm)

Soon to be -15,000$ (student loans) or 0$ on parental support if lucky

Before that it was something like 25.000$ (computer tech support)

-$60,000 so far
Engineering student at a private school

>>548364506
$30-50k
Poker

>>548365414
Certs you'd recommend? I'm tier 1 ATM, with A+

30.5k a year.

Cleaning team supervisor in a government office.

I clean your shit off of toilets and don't give a fuck.

$19,000 US

Grocery Manager (CTL), Target

I'm seriously underpaid for the work performed.

$50,000/y
hydraulic mechanic

>>548365258
paragraphs or didn't happen

>>548364506
$185K, button pusher

>>548365457
>cum in your cum
I'd replace mine with the donor's. Could you imagine having that many spawn out in the world? You'd be the next G-Khan, only without the brilliant warlord staple.

90000 database admin/cumming on your mother's face

UNIX Administrator
$70,020/year

>>548364506
$0 I was laid off.

It used to be about 45-50. I was in sales. Thinking of going back to get a trade license as all the available jobs around here that pay decent are trades jobs

Pussy Juice
Comedian

>>548365603
Hell yeah, analytics!

$62k Project Manager

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£5,200 and unemployed.

$65,000 software engineer 23 years old

$83k
underpaid financial analyst

$12k
McDonalds

Have $50k in savings from previous job, this is to pass to time mostly

$24,380 Starbucks dept mgr safeway

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>>548365850
>Certs
the more you chase them the more you look like a know-nothing cunt. get experience, not certs

>>548364506

Six figures when I was overseas. Now ~70k.
Commercial electrician.

20k€-open end (varies greatly)

video game botting

-$17,500
Student.

135k, VP

>>548365457
That's one way for a beta virgin to get his genes spread all over the fucking place

$120,000 c.a.d. I do pipeline

Around $200K including stock and bonuses.
Also a button pusher.

>>548365603
You're only called a data analyst? I thought that was an entry level term.

>>548365965
What do bro?

What degree?

$65000 AUD

Salesman... HiFi and Guitars.

30k
concrete finisher mainly

$16,000 a year. Student.

>>548366009
plus the massive foreheads and small penises... that, er, might just be me tho

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union factory worker $55,000

28,000 - operations manager for a supplement company. Full paid benefits and perks.

>>548365582
I'm thinking of going into this. I know little to nothing about the field though. Do they teach you well or is it one of those trades you need to have a bit of background knowledge to make it through? I'm not an idiot or anything, I have a BA but looking to change fields.

Thanks in advance

2.3 million chief cardiovascular surgeon at a hospital in NYC.

I am an industrial tower climber in norcal I make about 26k a year sometimes I feel the impulse to jump off and kill myself. I should of stayed in school.
My GF, is a dentist and a Dental Director, she makes just under 200k, she pays in taxes double what I gross.

I think though I am going to start a lucrative business so hopefully things turn around.

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>>548364506
$26,600

Apprentice technician at Garmin Electronics

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$95,000
Online sales

>>548366171
What degree did you major

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>>548366267

>>548366319
Depends on the data being studied, honestly.

>>548366221
certs are to get you the experience, not the otherway around.

117K a year
ER Doctor for another 2 years, but in 2 years I move to Surgery floor making an extra 100,000 a year.

44K power amplifier design and manufacture.

Went to cooking school.

$89,000
Carpenter in Alaska

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$29,000
General IT.

I'm underpaid but I never went to school and I spend about 50% of my time playing video games on my laptop and browsing 4chan anyways so I don't say anything.

29,000$
Sergeant Spanish Army, 27yo

>>548364506
135k - Union asphalt worker
75k - weekend trade jobs

28.8K
Welder ( just started in the trade )

>>548364506
48900.

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£37k ($63k)

Research

>>548366494
certs=/=experience

>>548366267
What degree did you major?

$125,000
Power Engineer

But here's the kicker

>I'm 19

$73,000

Retail senior manager

>>548366482
finance, from a good but not elite school

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$25,000 early retirement exploiting the system.

36,000
Games tester

$55,000 Apprentice Chef

>>548365808
learn to defer... cman /b/ro

>>548366487
I have my undergrad in psychology (research focus), and I am entering a consumer science/behavior graduate masters (could get a PhD) program.

Where are you living, what was your degree in, and what data are you working with?

I make people feel good about themselves.
I can make 200k+ in one month with the average 2-4 nose jobs per week and about 2-3 facelift per month.
Not including what goes to equipment and the anesthesiologist and whatnot.

>>548364506
>tfw a youtuber earns that in a month doing nothing but playing video games

20$ per blow job
homeless

>>548366691
what the fuck is a power engineer

do you mean electrical engineer?

what the fuck do you do every day?

>>548366221

Disagree. Get both. Certs for your resume, experience for skills and reputation. If your E-mail sig has alphabet soup after your name, you will indeed look like a paper engineer.

>70K (No exp when hired, just certs)
>Double-check the checklist.

12,000 USD Working a shitty part time with weird hours on an alpaca farm, 6 months for a shitty reference for the next shitty job.

-£6.5k
Student

Woe is me.

>>548366286
What degree did you major in?

102k
Train controller (signalman)

$13,000. Trust fund baby who's had everything just handed to him including a million dollars.

Other than a house, I can't even be bothered spending it, or seeking a more luxurious or deeper life for myself. That would require effort.

The best part is my metabolism kicks ass and I'm not even fat.

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NEET
0$ Salary but all expenses paid.

$44K
research laboratory tech

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>>548366789
what degree did you major in?

>>548365414
>IT Level 2

Are you in india? Level 2 work seems to be shipping to India because L2 calls tend to take longer whereas they want Level 1 tech's who can take bulk calls and speak english well.

>>548364506
Picture's from Wolf of Wall Street you fuck.

>>548366326
Pushing buttons on a keyboard and mouse. 3rd world degree, no real US equivalent.

>>548366716
either bate or summerfag, can't decide

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$60K - System Administrator (Unix/Linux/Winders)

Hate my job, hate the developers, hate my boss, hate the users, hate computers. Lotta hate.

vineyard supervisor-38k
also-18 yo

56.000$
Pharmacist

>>548366813
I am an alpaca farm

>>548365202
mah niggaaaa

I work for TSA.

Annual income is $52,000

about $250,000; artist, sculptor, and ceramist

At least that's what I rake in from sales, but after paying shit loads moving work between studio, gallery, and shows, coupled with tooling and material costs, I'm lucky to break even

tl;dr: broke artist

>>548366326
>>548366482
>>548366682
>>548366861
Nobody is going to take your b8. Get a life /b/ro

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$120,000 last year
locomotive engineer
not even at 100% pay rate yet
stay mad.

>>548366754
I'm in RTP, NC. Once you get your masters, get out of academia. I work with deidentified healthcare records.

>>548366682

E glish

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>>548365603


$110K Linux person

About 24,000$ CAD (so 21,500 USD ?)

Part time computer sales representative
Full time management university student

>>548366806
I'm already tier 1 and I'm trying to move up to 2 then 3. I was just asking which ones he had.

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>>548364506
Car hopping about 200/week
When I was 17.

High school english teacher about 40k

One thinks the educators of our youth make lots of money and one is wrong.

>>548366861
Math. Never use it directly in work, though, except for the occasional bit of graph theory, which I barely studied.

80k plus bonuses
IT PM

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>>548367176
>TSA

you all need to be tortured and executed

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$80,000 + Company Car and Bonus ($0-$25K, depending on sales)
Account Manager for high-tech materials company
>Lots of travel though

>>548366802

Power Engineer is kind of a fancy way of saying Operator. I'm not actually an Engineer.

I work on upgrades and refineries, and it's my job to ensure that the plant is working properly, and it's my job to fix and maintain any discrepancies.

>>548366682
And do you have any certs?

Did you just get your Bach?

Is acounting better than finance?

>>548366434
You have to have vocational training before becoming an apprentice.

>>548367258
Nice what kind of degree you got?
Also is a lazy job? I.E. can i trudge through school and then relax at a laid back job?

ITT: Lies

>>548367258

What the fuck kind of job is "Linux person"? I use Linux. Can I get paid $110k/yr?

>>548367306
>implying teaching bullshit high school subjects is hard/in high demand

$100k exactly
big advertising

dat easy coin

>>548364506
>$48,000
>mow lawns

22 Male, $75,000, Software Developer, 3 years of college but no degree, 3 years professional experience.

~55,000 base
Firefighter/Paramedic
~34,000
Teaching

>>548367170
I... Don't know what to say...Call me maybe...?

$50,000

Manufacturing Engineer (All I do is bullshit with shop workers and browse the internet)

165k
Electrical Engineer

>>548364506
$31k/yr
High school student support specialist and dorm parent. I work at a private boarding school and I'm 23

>>548364506
40k Precision engineering aerospace/automotive

>>548364506
12000/yr Disabled.

$60,000

Computer animator/modeler

>>548367642
i know that feel

feels good man

anyone who works for a living is an idiot

>>548367476


work for feds, b good at Linux and tech in general. IT people make more here in DC

>>548367306

> datenglish.jpg

>>548367448
Yes I know I basically am asking if you can be completely ignorant on the subject and learn it fairly easily? Or do the teachers throw out industry jargon and names of tools assuming you know what they are referring to?

>>548367232
But... but... if I play the game for 2 more years after I earn my masters, I can correct everyone that I am not Mr. Anon. I am Dr. Anon.

I'm sort of gearing myself to go into education with my internship and previous research, but the method is probably more important than the research.

But thanks for the lead for healthcare records.

>>548366434
>Thanks in advance
>No advice

Sorry, /b/ro

>>548367176

Tell your superiors that it would be far easier to detonate a bomb inside the airport terminal where there are throngs of people tightly packed into a blast radius right before security, instead of trying to smuggle one onto a plane.

>>548367725

So you're a sysadmin schill?

No thanks.

>>548364506
You make houses, but don't make enough in a year to buy a house.

Doesn't that piss you off?

$56,000
Mechanical Engineer

>>548367725
This is true

>>548366845
i am become this feel

>>548364506
$300,000 a year net roughly (trucking)

>>548364506
$31,000 USD
Teacher

>>548367850
A bomb making expert proved you can make a bomb using only materials you get after you get past all the TSA checkpoints

$44k/yr
Refrigeration technician working to become a software designer

£90,000

Watchmaker

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>>548366137
About the same

>>548367302

Can't go wrong with the CCNA. I don't do any help desk stuff but from my friends that do, Networking, then OS of whatever platform you want.

But be careful anon, if some prick in India can do it for $10/hr, it will be outsourced.

>>548367978
while seeing your home about as much as i am shitting on the toilet

-$20,000.
Student in student debt.

>>548366703
Is it worth the effort/stress?

I have a Econ/Fin degree but i dont think i can handle that kind of job.

>>548366845
>paying for education
The benefits of being Scottish; we are educated for free. How does that make you feel?

>>548367818
thanks for thinking about me

>>548364506
$100k, cop

>>548366138
Kudos.

>>548368091
Thanks man, +10 for not bein a douche

>>548367184
the problem is, when you think about the amount of time you commit to working, organizing exhibits,firing work, your making like 12.50$ an hour.
but at least your doing something creative, my mother is an artist(sculpture), and its pretty awesome she can spend about 18 hours on a piece and make something amazing

>>548367985

When I went through San Francisco a few years ago, the line for the security checkpoint was packed so tightly that there was barely enough room to breathe. A bomb detonated in the middle of that would kill dozens of people, maim maybe a hundred, shut down the airport and put the fear of death back in America.

62k, 25yo

Sr Analyst (software/web development)

36k.
environmental service tech.

>>548364506
780,000+
Stock trader.

>>548367779
It's a technical skill requiring more than a just a bit of knowledge. You have to have a base of knowledge to even start.

http://www.electriciantraining101.com/

>>548364506
$0
student

>>548365731
bull fucking shit u indentured servant

>>548368110
Nope. Local dirt hauling.

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shift manager at KFC, take home around £200 a week average. sometimes more sometimes less depends on hours.

>>548365528
LOLOLOL this^

$50000 i stare at the monitoring screen in an automated warehouse waiting for it to break.

~ $42k Motion Graphics Design.

Math major
300k starting

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>>548367490
>English is a bullshit class
>high school isn't the most important time to develop societal skills
>a high school teachers most important job is teaching their subject.
>You need to say "implying," as if ">" didnt already mean implying.
>you're not a summerfag
>you're not 16
>you're not currently in high school, repeating classes cause you're an idiot cunt
>you're not just lashing out cause you're a child who hates his teachers.

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Depends on overtime.

Last year I made 58k. Probably doesn't sound like a lot but I live in an area where the median income is like 31k.

I'm 24, have no student loan debts, own 2 vehicles and have a mortgage.

>>548364506
$70,000 Carpenter

>>548367721
What about the whole actually making significant amounts of money instead of having to rely on a fixed income thing?

>>548364506
Master plumber
Own my own company
$78k - $141k depending on how many jobs I take on

>>548366716
I was a game tester, you make dirt (15k tops), BUT YOUR NAMES IN THE GAME DOH!, also 80k Verizon wireless sales manager, 22YO

>>548367721
We work for a living so we can buy nice things and not be a useless potato like you.
You see that BMW, you'll never be able to get that on your shitfare.

>>548364506
1 million
playslottery

>>548365606
east midlands trains??

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>>548364506
$164,000 - IT Solution Architect

>>548368464
thanks mate. I'll give it a read

$80000 aerospace engineer fresh outta collage

>>548364506
$200,000

Carpenter who haphazardly stickys his name on everything he builds

$80000
Analytical assay chemist.

>>548368627
lmao goodluck when you get out of college and see what the real world looks like, all the best finding a 5 figure starting salary!

$200,000/yr

Co-founded a tech startup

>>548368091
Level 1 is less likely to get outsourced to India that Level 2.

Level 1 is the single point of contact and many places want their level 1 agents to speak english and speak it well.

However, they also want Level 1 to churn tickets out as fast as possible and pawn everything over to Level 2 whose time is much cheaper because they are outsourced.

Basically Level 1 work is a Speech to Text front end for a ticketing system.

>>548368929
Lemme guess those are California dollars.

>>548368280
fucking pig

>>548365731
"mow lawner"

5.7/10

>>548364506
45,000 Utility Arborist

>>548368820

Kinda low mate. How long you been a MP for?? My dad has been a MP for 23 yrs, makes 288k before taxes.

>>548366036
DBAs FTW
80k

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>>548367721
I would love to work for a living. I have a ton of shit wrong with me, but it comes to work, I have severe panic attacks.

I fucking hate being poor, but that is my fault. I don't begrudge or cover other's good fortune.

You, and I sir are not the same. When I was well enough to work I kicked ass, and earned my Disability insurance.

If Troll: Don't just flippantly judge me. I'm not proud of it.

>>548368701
>>548364506
THE RACE IS ON

$20,000

Nurse Assistant

>>548369090
Nigger pls go

>>548365850
CSM if you're Agile

>~70k Sales

Graphic Design (Advertising)

$40,000 starting

>>548365528
what sort of things do you do on a typical day of work?

never really checked but from one of my businesses, salary alone, currently ~$500,000 give or take

even that number's about to multiply a few times as that company's in the process of expanding.

50k PhD
>yay Switzerland

>>548364506
$90k sys engineer

Jeez, engineers make so much. I hope in the next lifetime that I'm born an autistic faggot with no social skills so that I can dedicate all my time to computers.

>>548368975
Paper planes?

80k
sysadmin for those wothout mothers
> look at porn all day

>>548368258
A bit annoyed, but then I remembered I don't have to live in Scotland, with Scottish people and everything is right again.
Enjoy your inevitable bankruptcy when you get independence, yo.

student - £0

studying "Applied Social Sciences", and i'm going into third year. any ideas what to do with something like that? picked it because i didn't know what to do.

-10k

>>548368642
pretty sure english is still a bullshit class, i didn't learn anything since after like 7th grade. it was all just "read these CLASSICS!" except most of them were shitty. the last think i learned in hs english was mla format...and i never used that in college.

40k insurance. Getting about half that again in bonuses due to outsoiutcing my work to the Philippines. On a positive note, I'm going to the fucking Philippines

about to get a job as a chef in a 32 person exploration camp with a mining company
200k b4 tax
110K after tax

>>548369189
panic attacks alone, or do you have some actual legitimate problems that prevent you from not being a slug and drain on the rest of us taxpayers?

>>548369512
How many adobe reader installs?

55k/yr

B level Welder

>>548364506
Cust Svc Rep at cellphone company call center - $32k-38k depending on overtime & bonuses

60-70 grand a year teaching at a private school

>>548369497
duh

>>548369038

That very well may be true and like I said man, I don't do help desk. My advice to anyone that does is get the fuck out quick and get into something else as your career.

"Is there anything else I can help you with today?" is definitely not my idea of a long term employment prospect.

>>548369754
I had my Trial, with the SSA. I owe you nothing.

>>548369641
pleb

>>548369541

You didn't know what to do....so instead of spending the time, figuring out what you do want to do. You wasted your time and money for that.....grats.

>>548369676
>90K of taxes.
Man the government is making it out like a robber baron.

>>548368383

Yea, we all realize this. I'm still shocked it't not happened before. I mean, we have plenty of police officers around, and a few bomb sniffing dogs, but really, that ain't going to do much if some dude just want to blow up shit.

>>548367056
No I am not.in India..I'm in Texas.. I am a Tier 2 technician dealing with networking, server installation and maintenance, upgrading them. started on Helpdesk as a scrub and was promoted. all in house and site based.

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$50,000

but I only work 3 days a week on average
post production/music

>>548368929
This here, kids, is the IT job you want.

>>548369767
not tracked

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Master gunsmith for FN
$263,000 American monies

>mfw 24 years old and make more in a year than most of this thread combined
Learn a real trade you worthless tech geeks

speech therapist - $66K

>>548369868
>pleb
see
>>548368975

$100k Lawyer

65,000 starting salary

>product engineer

>>548370205
nice.

>>548370119
You should learn what a decent haircut and beard looks like.

>>548366749
Sounds delicious. What cuisine?

>>548364506
$57k, l10n Project Manager
back in school to be a nursefag though

>>548367302
my pay comes from experience, being self taught and common sense. I'm just now getting my Associates in Network Sys Admin.

>>548370119
Your house looks like fucking garbage for 263k

>Try harder fatass

>>548364506
$77,000
Chartered Accountant

>>548370009
John, get back to work or Chuck's gonna be pissed.

>>548364506
$112,000 Police Detective/Crime Scene Technician