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Okay /b/ let's get tits, 4 decides what to respond
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>>548087427
The phone sucks ass, I'm an ass. You should introduce us. I have a phone blowjob fetish.
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Shut up you cunt, give my the fucking pics.
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>>548087806
They see me rerollin', they haitin'
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Looks like your phone and I have something in common
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You're a big gal
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Sho me yet teets bich (spelled exactly like that)
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>>548088074
Winrar, tits for sure
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>>548088074
Winrar
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>>548087427
Darling?

Really faggot? Your neckbeard is showing
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Hey ;)

I need someone to talk with. I have to get something off of my chest.
when I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actally hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of highschool kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.
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>>548088074
4 decides again
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>>548088391
What's her response?
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>>548088391
and I mean BIG!
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>>548087427
can you send me pic of your tits?
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girl you gotta show me dem tittays
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>>548088492
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>>548088671
I'm talking about your gozangas. They are big.
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>>548088598
rrl
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>>548088671
balogna prove it with your meat flaps babe
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>>548088598
rerol
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>>548088671
I can come over if you like.
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>>548088317
bump
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>>548088671
red rover red rover bring those tittays over
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I said you're a fatty. Gotta see dem tits tho
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I'm sick of all your filthy lies
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>>548089178
Roll
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>>548088671
Can you give a shot of those udders? I could use some titties
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>>548089178
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You look great
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.>>548089524
Fgt
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>>548089524
It's a good thang I'm high
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So what's in for tonight
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As you know, I'm as gay as they come, but when I look in your eyes I wouldn't mind being straight for a few hours while we fuck... If you know what I mean.
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>>548087427
you're as beautiful as ron weasley's gay uncle
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breasts or i will shoot you tomorrow
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>>548089524
Fucking finally
4, always 4.
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>>548089524
WINRAR!
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>>548089846
oh shit OP, you just fucked up bad!
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>>548089846
Oh, and first picture posted will be my kik picture, I don't have onr
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>>548089846
So.. Related to George Zimmerman at all? I live that guy!
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stfu pls
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>>548089846
So your last name is Zimmerman? Do you hate niggers too?
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>>548089846
So what's up with your phone
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>>548089846
Bitch you sayin I'm ugly? Fuck yo shit
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>>548090074
ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MAN?!
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I wish you were my little toe so I would bang you on every piece of furniture.
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>>548089980
i forgot to crop out the name... fuck me.
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>>548090043
Reroll, replace "live" with "love"
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>>548090074
How does this fgt keep getting WinRAR?
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>>548090193
well it looks like i just won and you have to use the celtic cross as your photo
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>>548087427
OP I'm a fucking alpha.. Listen to everything I say
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>>548090154
First HUMAN picture I should say
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>>548090154
Winrar
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>>548089846
Tell her that her father was a hero
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>>548090391
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Is op gonna keep going after not blocking name out?
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>>548090543
Done.
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>>548090602
you fucking retard this bitch is obviously straight and a picture of a girl= lesbian assumption = no tits you FUCK UP
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ask what her favorite taco bell meal is
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>>548090619
No, so you and your shitty wins can leave
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can I flim flim your zim zam?
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>>548090717
If you think that this is actually gonna end in tits, you're hilarious.
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>>548090619
Yeah, she's just not responding
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>>548090808
its happened before, its all in the luck of the draw which is why these threads are fun. its like poker
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Are you familiar with the term circle jerk? But instead of a bunch of dudes, its just you jerking me off?
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>>548090758
I'll turn it around it's been 10 minutes since I took a hit my skills will get better

If op is still here then ask her if she has a pic she can send you of her
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>>548090869
Looks like anomalus needs to get on the Dox train. Ashley Zimmerman got a facebook?
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>>548090717
your a moran if you think this shit is real to begin with
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Send a picture of your dick to her.
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>>548091230
Don't know
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>>548091110
I expected a meaner reply. Well shit....
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>>548089846
Look, you're really great. I think you're gorgeous. We should hook up sometime.
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>>548091323
Lies
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>>548091454
Nice, /b/ro
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>>548091454
stop rolling for now, we already have a most recent winrar. wait for next picture
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>>548091521
I gotcha back. We're going to get tits today my friend.
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>>548091230
I think I found her, not quite sure.

/ash.zimmerman.75
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(just keeping thread alive)
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She isn't responding...
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>>548091430
Not gonna be mean bro I read over what I did and it was beta lol I'll fix it if I get more
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>>548092062
so try another girl
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>>548092062
Hey is this her Facebook? /ash.zimmerman.75
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>>548092170
>/ash.zimmerman.75
looks like her
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>>548092170
i don't actually know this girl. but it very well could be. it looks like her
>>548092168
I'll start looking for another girl
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>>548092157
But... I wanted to argue :'(
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Okay faggots new girl, 4 gets the initializor and idk what this name is...
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>>548092854
Yo bby I love hairy nipples
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hey bb want sum fuk
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>>548092854
Hey babe, how the fuck do you pronounce that name?
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show me tits
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>>548092854
Hey girl. What are you doing right now?
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>>548092854
Do you have daddy issues?
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>>548092854
HI. AM DENNY
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>>548093114
... winrar...?
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>>548092926
>rerolling
Yo bby I love hairy nipples, show me yours
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>>548093163
regrettably...
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>>548093114
nice
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>>548092854
Can I come on your toes and wipe it up with a sock then wear it to my mother's funeral?
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>>548092854
"Her, how many letters are in the alphabet again? Is it twenty?" When she says no, 26, you say, "That's right, I forgot U-R-A-Q-T" Then when she says, you're still one shirt, you say, "Yeah, you get the D later"
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>>548093234
jesus christ if that was earlier than the winrar...
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Would you mind if I made you my center of attention for a while?
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>>548093316
I actually used that one irl once, it didn't work :/
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>>548093325
I know... I was highly disappointed.
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>>548093464
I'm not surprised
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Do you ever think of me when you masturbate?
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I'm going to start sending the same winrar to multiple people, because it's really late and all the grills are probably sleeping so...
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>>548093316
>you're still one shirt
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Well she's back... No sense in cropping the name anymore
4 as usual
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>>548093917
I go back to the hairy nipples thing
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>>548093917
kinda grabs ya by the boo boo don't it?
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>>548094015
lol you asshole
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ay bb u wan sum fuk
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>>548091454
rerolling for this
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>>548094104
umm..technically speaking..you're the winrar
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>>548094015
>rerolling
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>>548094253
OP can't be winrar.
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>>548093917
yeah, you gotta get that phone fixed. you cant hit me up for booty calls if its not working
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>>548094315
lol fuck i didnt check the ID sorry
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>>548094104
Well it works
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>>548094332
haha YES this please.
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>>548093917
I want to shit all over your tits and have you wallow in it all over your bed while oinking like a good little piggy.
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bby let me see those two midget heads of yours
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>>548093917
nice rack mom
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>>548094332
reroll
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Is you father a lumberjack?
If she says no or why
Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
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>>548094515
rerolling
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>>548094664
winrar... well shit xD...
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"i'm on a site full of faggots who try to be better than each other and they're deciding what i say to you in order to get you to show your tits to me"

4 or not, DO IT FAGGOT


>captcha 83888883
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>>54809466
ooooh nice one
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Are you from knotsberry farm?
because i would berry my dick in your ass
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>>548094736
come on op post it
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>>548095035
waiting for the reply
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I signed up to be an organ donor and you seem to be missing the one you need the most
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I think I'm I love faggots
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>>548095227
You fucking marry her op.
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>>548095227
>>548095173
Haha awesome retooling for this one
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>>548095414
Winrar
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>>548095227
i cant get any more erect

(you say that shit op)
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holy shit
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Please someone save this, it's precious

>if I get 4
just... ask for tits...
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Enlighten her /b/ros
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>>548095726
my donkey dick. show me your boobs heathen
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>>548095726

The duodenum
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Show me your fucking tits
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get a got dayum pair of socks on you woman.
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>>548095726
Well to spell it out for you dummy its my dick I speak of, now this thing isn't going to suck itself.
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>>548095854
winrar
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>>548095854
Aye
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>>548095726
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>>548095854
Yesssssss
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>>548095854
holy shit
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>>548095726
ur cunt lol :DDDD i want to fug ur cunt :DDDD give me :DD
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Do I do it or should I say I asked first? 4 decides
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Op do us all a favor and take this awesome girl out on a date sometime
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>>548096181
roal
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>>548096198

do it faggot
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>>548096198
do it, then share the tit pics
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>>548096198
fuckin do it op
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>>548096198
do it and you have to show her a picture of YOUR dick don't pussy out and google or ask another anon
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>>548096229
she lives like 9 hours away
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>>548096198
Tell her to get you hard with her tits first
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>>548096198
do it
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>>548096198
show it faggot, use an angle to make it look big.
Then take her out to suck it
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You asked first bruh you need the pic to get ya dick hard
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>>548096198
Do it!
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>>548096198

HE DID IT !!
Amazing day on the internet today... god bless the interwebz.
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>>548096198

Roll for pic related
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>>548096198
re roll, for do it
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>>548091780
i also thought that was her
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>>548096329
reroll
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1/10

would not show dick
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>>548096198
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do it , a picture of your cock no one elses
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>>548096198

Do it but color your dick black with a sharpie first
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That's a bummer op
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>>548096437
rerolol
you fucking nig.rar
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>>548096198
do et
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>>548096329
Do it OP
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reroll for do it bitch
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>>548096573
relol
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>>548096198
dooooooo itititit
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>>548096664
the winrar, I'M ON IT /B/ROS
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>>548096198
rolling for dick pic from OP

you might even possibly probably not be able to lose your v cards OP
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>>548096664
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>>548096754
Damn that's two in a row for me fuck yes
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>>548096664
Winner

Mfw you sent the pic and you get nothing back
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ASK HER OUT OP. YOU CAN BANG HER.
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This is pure gold.
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>>548095227
inb4 staged and fake
>youre all dumbass niggers
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AMAZING INTERNET DAY
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>>548097092
Doesn't matter, still mildly entertained
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>>548097092
In b4 who gives a shit it's 3 in the morning

Captcha callygn afternoon
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nigger
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>>548097193
not fake either
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op is a fag
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>>548097452
did you send it already you gimp
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>>548097452
did you sent it??!?!
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Good job /b/ros do we go for vag?
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op pls answer
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>>548097452
Did you do eet
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>>548097767
yes!
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>>548097452
Hurry op this shit is dying and its dying fast
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>>548097767
WOO HOOOO !!!!
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Closer look
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>>548097767
That's a nice start. I think you know what I want next.
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go 4 the vag
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>>548097767
OP is the man
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>>548097767

Holy hell
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>>548097767
OP was not a faggot.
Get ass pics
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>>548097767
wow theyre so much smaller than i thought they'd be

also to >>548090808
we made it bitch
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>>548097767
No. You tell her you're coming over tomorrow to give her what she needs.

YO FUCKING DICK NYUGGA
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going for vag and ass
4 responds
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>>548097767
well done OP!
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>>548097905
reroll
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>>548097767
Never thought this worked on /b/
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>>548098003
fuck yeah.. do it op.
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Nice go for another part
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>>548097767
Bitch show me that ass.
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>>548098003
this
>>548097767
gj OP
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>>548098114
Winrar
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>>548098114
is that a reroll?
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>>548097767
OP FUCKING DELIEVERS
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>>548098175
ass for ass ? what should be the deal here.
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>>548097767
lets see the back
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>>548097767
>>548097887
can we get a closer look of that tiny penis too?
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>>548098245
yea
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>>548098114
Oh my.

Guess you're getting laid, OP
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Now show me your ass
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ASK HER TO SHOW YOU HER DICK
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I accidentally dildoed myself
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Show me more so I can finish.
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you're getting laid OP dont fucked up
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>>548098175
Rollin this.
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Crack open the vag you kinky bitch
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>>548098392
fuck your sage
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>>548098461
this
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Wanna show me your ass? I'll hive you a better dick pic
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Let's see that ass.
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I live like 9 hours away guys... Can't lay her
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>>548098404
Mah nigga
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>>548098604
Send her a screenshot of the thread
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>>548098604
Spread your asscheeks for me
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>>548098404
This was a 4, OP pls
do this now
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>>548098706
i'd just send her a link
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>>548098604
cool story bro..
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>>548098461
Reroll
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OP close the deal
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>>548098604
Get a plane or drive faggot
She needs a good dicking.
>you live too far but I scratch your back you scratch mine? (Send dick pic)
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>>548098742
Then send her the link huehuehue
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>>548098517
This.
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>>548098604
fred flinstone is kill
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>>548098604
Show me your front butt
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