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2014-05-14 12:07:55 Post No. 546410921
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:07:55 Post No. 546410921 [Report]
>Be me
>Be politician and general
>Told to go east and fight some badass dude
>Defeat dude despite his badassery several times, chase him across mountain ranges and deserts
>Invade an entire country, win every battle against ridiculous odds
>Just before campaign is completed, soldiers mutiny due to snow
>Sent back home, some other cunt steals my victory
>Retire from politics, spend my outrageous amount of loot from the war on luxurious feasts
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Anonymous (ID: xonxgw6z) 2014-05-14 12:09:19 Post No.546411018
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Anonymous (ID: xonxgw6z) 2014-05-14 12:09:19 Post No.546411018 [Report]
Obama
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Anonymous (ID: jIbfcde8) 2014-05-14 12:10:07 Post No.546411084
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Anonymous (ID: jIbfcde8) 2014-05-14 12:10:07 Post No.546411084 [Report]
op iu have no idea but tell me what it is before the thread 404's
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Anonymous (ID: u6aRjXG0) 2014-05-14 12:11:06 Post No.546411164
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Anonymous (ID: u6aRjXG0) 2014-05-14 12:11:06 Post No.546411164 [Report]
Napoleon Bonaparte?
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:11:17 Post No.546411185
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:11:17 Post No.546411185 [Report]
>>546411084
I'll give hints but I ain't teling. It was around 2000 years ago.
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Anonymous (ID: oMXsfEMA) 2014-05-14 12:11:31 Post No.546411206
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Anonymous (ID: oMXsfEMA) 2014-05-14 12:11:31 Post No.546411206 [Report]
>>546410921
who's?
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Anonymous (ID: RFxAYEge) 2014-05-14 12:11:55 Post No.546411235
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Anonymous (ID: RFxAYEge) 2014-05-14 12:11:55 Post No.546411235 [Report]
>>546410921
Alexander, the Great ?
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Anonymous (ID: nB3S0JQG) 2014-05-14 12:12:14 Post No.546411270
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Anonymous (ID: nB3S0JQG) 2014-05-14 12:12:14 Post No.546411270 [Report]
>>546411235
this
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:12:29 Post No.546411284
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:12:29 Post No.546411284 [Report]
>>546411164
>ancient history

>>546411235
Nah couple centuries later than that.
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Anonymous (ID: dBSNLtfD) 2014-05-14 12:12:34 Post No.546411295
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Anonymous (ID: dBSNLtfD) 2014-05-14 12:12:34 Post No.546411295 [Report]
>>546411185
Alexander the great?
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Anonymous (ID: zbMf8L3l) 2014-05-14 12:13:00 Post No.546411338
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Anonymous (ID: zbMf8L3l) 2014-05-14 12:13:00 Post No.546411338 [Report]
>>546411185
Hannibal Barca?
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Anonymous (ID: u6aRjXG0) 2014-05-14 12:13:19 Post No.546411360
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Anonymous (ID: u6aRjXG0) 2014-05-14 12:13:19 Post No.546411360 [Report]
Alexander The Great?
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Anonymous (ID: nXdYsjaI) 2014-05-14 12:13:50 Post No.546411404
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Anonymous (ID: nXdYsjaI) 2014-05-14 12:13:50 Post No.546411404 [Report]
>>546410921
Wanna say Pompey and Mithridates?
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:13:53 Post No.546411407
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:13:53 Post No.546411407 [Report]
>>546411338
Getting closer chronologically.

He's from a certain boot-shaped peninsula in the Med.
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Anonymous (ID: nCVtDmnr) 2014-05-14 12:14:02 Post No.546411421
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Anonymous (ID: nCVtDmnr) 2014-05-14 12:14:02 Post No.546411421 [Report]
>>546410921
Jesus fucking christ are you guys this fucking stupid?

Hannibal. Its fucking hannibal. Holy fucking shitballs it doesnt get any more obvious.
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Anonymous (ID: HFsfPZdV) 2014-05-14 12:14:31 Post No.546411449
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Anonymous (ID: HFsfPZdV) 2014-05-14 12:14:31 Post No.546411449 [Report]
>>546410921
Caesar?
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Anonymous (ID: QtuRHUEG) 2014-05-14 12:14:41 Post No.546411459
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Anonymous (ID: QtuRHUEG) 2014-05-14 12:14:41 Post No.546411459 [Report]
>>546410921

Publius Cornelius Scipio Africanus?
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Anonymous (ID: ZRiA5u9F) 2014-05-14 12:14:47 Post No.546411469
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Anonymous (ID: ZRiA5u9F) 2014-05-14 12:14:47 Post No.546411469 [Report]
>>546411421
yeah, nice try
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:14:54 Post No.546411479
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:14:54 Post No.546411479 [Report]
>>546411421
Plot twist: you are the retard.

>>546411449
Close.

>>546411404
Very, very close.
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Anonymous (ID: oJMG687C) 2014-05-14 12:15:31 Post No.546411527
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Anonymous (ID: oJMG687C) 2014-05-14 12:15:31 Post No.546411527 [Report]
>be me
>have red hair
>be living on islands
>sheeps and shit
>dad was ruler
>he dies
>inherit his shit
>brother is angry cause he wanted the shit i got
>go to the land of dan to sell shit
>two fags get money from the local king to buy shit for him
>one of the fags is dumb and lets the money get stolen
>king is pissed
>no one is allowed to leave till they find the thief
>erryonegettincranky
>propose that everyone puts aside a bit of cash so the king can have it and we can all just leave
>get rewarded for this great idea
>go north
>buy ship
>be pimp as fuck
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Anonymous (ID: c7iETNi3) 2014-05-14 12:15:52 Post No.546411546
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Anonymous (ID: c7iETNi3) 2014-05-14 12:15:52 Post No.546411546 [Report]
>Be me
>fuck OP's mom
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Anonymous (ID: DNgCIICV) 2014-05-14 12:15:51 Post No.546411547
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Anonymous (ID: DNgCIICV) 2014-05-14 12:15:51 Post No.546411547 [Report]
Crassus obviously.
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Anonymous (ID: pyw4kRSs) 2014-05-14 12:16:21 Post No.546411586
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Anonymous (ID: pyw4kRSs) 2014-05-14 12:16:21 Post No.546411586 [Report]
>>546411479
Marcus Crassus
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Anonymous (ID: zbMf8L3l) 2014-05-14 12:16:21 Post No.546411587
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Anonymous (ID: zbMf8L3l) 2014-05-14 12:16:21 Post No.546411587 [Report]
>>546411407
Marcus Valerius Corvus?
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Anonymous (ID: GHOeyz44) 2014-05-14 12:16:31 Post No.546411602
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Anonymous (ID: GHOeyz44) 2014-05-14 12:16:31 Post No.546411602 [Report]
It's Tiberius, you shits.
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Anonymous (ID: nXdYsjaI) 2014-05-14 12:16:50 Post No.546411629
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Anonymous (ID: nXdYsjaI) 2014-05-14 12:16:50 Post No.546411629 [Report]
>>546411479
Lucullus and Mithridates?
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Anonymous (ID: xU0JzvwA) 2014-05-14 12:16:50 Post No.546411630
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Anonymous (ID: xU0JzvwA) 2014-05-14 12:16:50 Post No.546411630 [Report]
>>546410921
Scipio bitches, dropped that nerd Hannibal and took Carthage
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Anonymous (ID: dBSNLtfD) 2014-05-14 12:17:11 Post No.546411651
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Anonymous (ID: dBSNLtfD) 2014-05-14 12:17:11 Post No.546411651 [Report]
>>546411546
You must be me!!!
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Anonymous (ID: pyw4kRSs) 2014-05-14 12:17:26 Post No.546411673
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Anonymous (ID: pyw4kRSs) 2014-05-14 12:17:26 Post No.546411673 [Report]
>>546411586
>(ID: pyw4kRSs) 05/14/14(Wed)18:16:21 No.546411586
>(ID: zbMf8L3l) 05/14/14(Wed)18:16:21 No.546411587

damn you anon.
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Anonymous (ID: E0Q5HvIz) 2014-05-14 12:17:32 Post No.546411684
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Anonymous (ID: E0Q5HvIz) 2014-05-14 12:17:32 Post No.546411684 [Report]
Be sweating inside a a wooden construction. Guy next to me smells like piss, but it is alright because when evening comes we will start a beautiful carnage. Lots of killing, raping and looting will commence... Once these idiots tow us inside, what the fuck are they waiting for?
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:17:36 Post No.546411693
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:17:36 Post No.546411693 [Report]
>>546411629
>>546411629
Well done anon. Lucullus.
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Anonymous (ID: NNWvQawP) 2014-05-14 12:17:37 Post No.546411694
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Anonymous (ID: NNWvQawP) 2014-05-14 12:17:37 Post No.546411694 [Report]
>>546411421
He didn't mention anything about eating lambs n shit...
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:19:48 Post No.546411857
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Anonymous (ID: +YJ8zJqp) 2014-05-14 12:19:48 Post No.546411857 [Report]
>Surrounding a city of shitfaced barbarians
>Other barbarians attack from behind
>Build an entire perimeter wall to defend the besieging army
>Win despite being outnumbered by nearly a million enemies
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Anonymous (ID: nXdYsjaI) 2014-05-14 12:19:50 Post No.546411860
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Anonymous (ID: nXdYsjaI) 2014-05-14 12:19:50 Post No.546411860 [Report]
>>546411693
Ok then my go:

>Be aristocrat
>Pretty standard rich life, not too bad
>Get job in government
>Fuck off to god knows where in the provinces
>Still, could be worse, get to pillage
>Take some decent statues back home to the estate
>In this one town
>See girl I like
>Get the lads over to her dad's house
>Kill him
>tfw people there tried to kill me
>tfw some guy prosecuted me for it
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Anonymous (ID: dBSNLtfD) 2014-05-14 12:20:05 Post No.546411881
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Anonymous (ID: dBSNLtfD) 2014-05-14 12:20:05 Post No.546411881 [Report]
>>546410921
>Be me
>Sent by dad to help people
>people kill me
>wake up aand forgive everyone
>go home
>now you're all saved.
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