Drugs.
Lots of them.

I'm still physically able, therefore I can still do shit.
Otherwise life is just a mess.

>>546409268
I think about what it would do to my family if I died. That's generally enough to keep me from doing it.

Dreams that will likely never happen.
>beta faggot getting the hot girl and making a fuckload of money.
>26 year old virgin, fuck my life

sometimes i can trick girls into having sex

Lack of
>super powers (inb4 batfag)
>lack of super/regular villains
>/b/

>>546409487
This. If my family did not care as much then i wouldn't be here

>>546409487
That's pretty noble, but I usually wonder if it's ethical to claim someone must stay alive for the sake of others.

Unless you're a parent, I think it's not fair.

>>546409648
are you retarted?

>>546409502
god you fucking pathetic piece of shit

money and power and pussy is cheap

life is the most expensive thing you can buy and its only on loan so make sure you make the most of your loan. or just kill yourself cause you are trapped in a world of anti productive emotion or outside factors locking you into a cycle of self negation.

Achievements in WoW. Yeah I'm THAT much of an achievement whore. I can't kill myself before getting 'em all.

>>546409835
Yes

I'm terrified of the notion that there's no afterlife. It's not eternal darkness. There's not nothing. Your conscious ceases to fucking exist and that's horrifying to me.

>>546409936
that explains a lot

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My wife and son.

Because I don't know what is going to happen next. It could literally be anything.

On the other hand if I am dead, I know exactly what is going to happen next. Nothing.

>>546410057
Probably

I'm a jew and well... you know... jews can't be super heroes

>>546410102
You would have an heroed if they never entered your life?

>>546409268
My pills

>>546410102
Aww they're adorable.
Love her necklace too. You buy it online?

My small uncircumsized penis

>>546409268
the thought of my family grieving

>>546409268
Genetics.
Not fear.
No drive.
It makes perfect sense for everyone to an hero…it REALLY does.
First there is no God that would make someone suffer for doing that, at least not eternally.
If there is no God then our lives are sick and without meaning to purpose.
Sure I have thought that by doing good I have purpose and that by doing good my actions live long after me like a stone thrown in a pond causing a ripple.
That ripple ends though.
Also even the Universe will eventually end I have read and will become cold and without movement.
So an Hero makes total sense because life= 0 if you look at it from a long enough timeline.

>>546409268
It's commit an hero you idiot
An hero = suicide

It's a verb not a noun

>>546409720
I agree. But that is what keeps me going personally sometimes.

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>>546409268
That cat's name is Pete.

Anybody who doesn't remember that thread is a newfag,

Grats on being a fellow oldfag OP.

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I don't find life that annoying.
I still haven't seen the whole GoT series.
This girl at uni keeps asking me out.
I don't want to go out with her because I want to stay inside and watch youtube vids.
I have to do a radio show for the next few weeks.
Also I'd miss jacking off.

Psychedelic drugs and my sex slave. She keeps me going with her lovely fetishes.

>>546409268
> heartbeat.

>>546409268


Because I'm happy and fulfilled.

Also I'm well adjusted. Not going to go swinging from the rafters if things get tough.

>>546410429
and you've got no one loving you who would be sad if you die? Life is something you've got to enjoy. Some have fun with friends going out, others have fun being alone in their basement trolling people and posting lolis.
Srsly just enjoy life by doing what you like to do as long as it's not psycho to others.
That theory that life is useless is bs. There's probably nothing after life so just enjoy it as long as you can.

>>546410537
Pete is He who carries the burdens our world away from us. But now He came to listen.

>>546410429
I get suicidal when I spend more than half an hour thinking existential shit; usually when I can't fall asleep at night.

I come to the conclusion that all things in the universe combined has balance as the ultimate goal. However, mankind's existence on this planet causes disbalance. Therefore we are at constant conflict, because our essential (and more sensible) goal should be to kill ourselves, but our instincts demand us to survive.

Then I either want to kill myself because I somehow believe it just makes sense to do so, or I take an oxazepam to stop giving too much a shit.

>>546410297
More likely I would have gone to a different job than I'm at now that would have made the probability of me being killed by some random thug more likely. Current probability is like 1 in 10000, other job would have been more like 1 in 20... and I probably would have aggravated the odds to around 1 in 5.

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>>546409268
> an hero
idiot

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>>546411465
retardo

>>546410365
Nah, there's a Asian pop culture/anime/manga kind of store in a mall near by. I've deemed it FedoraMart

drugs, not having to work for a living, my mom

who knows if i'll follow through with it, but hopefully i can work up the courage to kill myself if mom dies

>>546409268
>What keeps you from becoming an hero?
Grammar?

>>546411465
>>546411687
What is happening here

I hate most things about my life. That said, I would never kill myself, simply because I'm too damn selfish. I don't believe there's an afterlife, so if I end this life, that's it. I'd rather be alive in a shitty life than not be alive at all.

That and the fact that all of my problems are first world problems. I don't like my body and I have terrible anxiety problems. I'm not starving, homeless, or sick, so it could always be worse.

>>546409268
sex from you're mom

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/zacsimmotv

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>>546411687

>hi this is my 3rd week on 4chin

>>546411613
That's hilarious