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New Zealand thread? NZ thread. Get in her fags
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>>543381252
>her fags

Who is she?
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Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie
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Hows it going people
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>>543381431
Ya great galah!
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why are IDs even back?
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Was there a thread last night?
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any of you fags in dunners?
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>>543382351
Dunners reporting in
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these threads always suck cause everyones so fucking boring. there's like only a few interesting personalitelies here eg id guy and the guy that posts fire trucks
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>>543381252
Sup fahgits. Gfield greenhithe reporting in
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Shorefag here.
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South auckland reporting in
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Hey nzfags how does it feel to be Australia's retarded younger brother? Must suck sheep fuckers.
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Dunners.
Got no friends here and no bud.
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Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
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>>543383193
Sup brah. Wea bouts on shore got us a sesh. White not dirty native =)
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HBC fag here, whats everyone up to?
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>>543385616
drinking. you?
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>>543385784
The same as everyone I see
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mt Eden KFC pOtters Park Stoners reporting in. funny seeing all these niggas from auckland
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>>543383062
Could you like, for one second not be a fuckwit?
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>>543383701
Aus has more sheep. We fuck the goats.
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wellington tgirl :3
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>543386079
Those will kill you if you eat them
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North shore here. On the VB's
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>>543386280
You do know that you don't have to type out the whole post number, right?

>>543385905
Besides the "like" he isn't wrong
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>>543386280
well i ate them. I must be dead D:
Man death is a pretty mild trip compared to mescaline, ill tell you that.
Fuck off with your ignorance faggot.
:D
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anybody go to auckland uni????
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>>543386862
right here
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>>543386079
Where? I am interested.
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>>543386079
why do you dress like a girl at home?
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What state are we all from?
QLD for me
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>>543386963

what u doin, im in engineering (yeah one of those cunts)
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>>543387212
med
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>>543387480

oh youre one of THOSE cunts

na all goods
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anyone in chch?
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>>543387554
what major within eng are you?
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>>543387136
I take hormones and dress like one in public too.
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>>543387052
Kapiti
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>>543386862
Bizfag here
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>>543388309
Whats a bizfag?
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>>543386079

HI PAIGE
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>>543388748
Business masterrace
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>>543381252
keep your hands off our catherine you filthy kiwi cunt
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>>543388857
bahahah Im not paige but ive heard of her. Naw im lily :3
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>>543387847

first year so general but ill prolly do electrical next year
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>>543388309

lol @ that pic, im mates with the fellas from dollhouse
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where are all the nzchat fags?
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>>543389736

post butthole
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>>543387682
Chch here
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>>543389809
oh yeah im second year thats why i ask.

first year is bullshit
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>>543390292
you're the only person i remember. and that fat female that was obsessed with me.
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>>543390348
AUT?
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>>543390409Fat female, oh god!
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>>543390510
sup, cosmo here. i should mention she was that obsessed that she doxed me LOL. Didn't really care though. Are you still doing software of whatever computer watjumacallit?
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>>543390409
Are you at Uni?
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>>543390615
still scaffing brew huehuehuehue
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>>543390669
Good job, still rebuilding this fine city!
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Die! Die! Die! need extras for their new music video guys
"We need extras in Auckland for our next music video on thursday from 6:30pm! IF YOU WANNA BE IN IT EMAIL US [email protected] xx"
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Vic Uni student here.
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>>543383720

David?
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>>543390441
fuck no

Auckland eng.
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>>543386862

Next semester I will be, engineering fag
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>>543390441
>AUT
>ever

Shiggy
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Why are IDs back?
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>>543391457
IDs have been back for a while.
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>>543382351
yessir
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>>543391457
so as soon as u ask why r ids back we can take note on other faggotry comments u make
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>>543391457
would also like this answered

>>543391641
but why tho?
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>>543386079
those aren't magic mushrooms

reminds me of that pic of that 10yo wannabe thug holding a pot plant
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Dunedin's fucking boring
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>>543391962
>never seen fresh mushys
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>>543392126
yes, yes I have, and where's all the blue, even libertys have a blue tinge once you pick em, we mainly get goldies here though
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>>sIoFJXpG
where abouts in dunners are you
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>>543392227
but look at all the chemistry like revelations of existence shes been drawing - reinventing oxygen - legit.
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>>543392048
I saw a LIAR of a headline somewhere saying Dunedin was locally known as DUNSTERDAM because of the calm and socially acceptable perspective on marijuana here.
Where in Dunedin are you man
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>>543392371
Central. you?
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>>543392412
>she
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>>543392434
I'm in Dunners for Uni. Pretty dry weed wise down here these days but you can have a pretty good night at the flat parties that happen most nights. North East Valley here btw.
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>>543386079
They dont look like P. Subs to me, the stems are far too yellow, and they should all be bruising blue.

Don't eat them
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>>543392506
north, dundas street. away for easter, should be back saturdayish
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The only palmyfag reporting. How are we all tonight?
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>>543392791
are you studying man?
>>543392751

You guys smoke?
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>>543392751
how much were you after?
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>>543386432
>vie 9GAG.com
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>>543392917
yeah mate you?
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BOP represent!
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>>543392917
I do, but most people just drink instead.
>>543393002
Actually just got a 50 the other day. First time in like a month. Shit hit me so fucking hard.
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>>543393119
been getting fucked by buckets lately
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>>543393070
Not studying. Moved here in January and I know nobody, so no hookups or people to hang with
>>543393119
fuck. I don't really drink at all. smoking is my substitute. Guess I'm screwed as long as I'm here
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$40 each or 3 for $100

No, it's not NBOMe
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>>543393314
phillpihlliphillips
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>>543393304
moved from?
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>>543393304
>buckets
At 4:20 pm on Wednesdays and Fridays go to 420 on campus at the park by OUSA. They will probably sort you out if you go to them and show interest.

They are total losers but they have the right numbers.
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>>543393425
Almost got it bro haha
Phillphillyphillips ;)

Met a guy from /b/ the other day, so sketchy
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>>543393679
howd it go
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>>543393503
Wellington, Auckland before that.
>>543393587
Oh shit I read about that and thought it was all shit.
Is it wannabes or actual decent people. Seems the ones who do it in public are the ones who don't know what they're doing
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>>543393679
Ur in these threads a lot. Besides u who is ur favourite poster in nz threads?
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>>543393742
I stared at him for like 20 minutes and then he came up and asked the time. I asked if he was meeting a guy called phill and them we went for a walk :)
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Sassy reporting

S'goin on
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>>543393795
It's the only reason I come on /b/ nowadays.
It's gotten me quite a few connections.

Don't really have a favourite poster to be honest.
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>>543393779
what are you doing in dunedin?
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>>543393932
My partner is studying, first year. I'm a musician
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>>543393779
They will preach about how it's the miracle drug with no negative effects, even though they have no idea what they are talking about. Bunch of hippies set in their own ways. Nice enough people though, just be prepared to have a lot of green peach, green party, vegan hippy bullshit tossed around in the circles.

Just go, smoke a bit and play some hacky. Shouldn't take too much more to get some numbers.
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>>543393804
what, did u look to handsome to be a /b/ro?
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>>543386862
Firstyear lawfag/artsqueer
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>>543393314
So your saying that its not NBOMe...but your not saying its LSD..so just some RC ?
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>>543394034
struggling musician or an actual musician?
what does he/she study?
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>>543394196
Rofl I actually didn't open that pic... So legit LSD...? Are you in Auckland?
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>>543386862
anyone in the halls at aucks?
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>>543391201
>>543391456
I'm in AUT, doin' Science.
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>>543393115
BOPrutha

Tga creep here
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>>543394081
What? I didn't know what the guy looked like so I'm obviously not going to go up to randoms "hey man, were you the one that wanted lsd?"

>>543394196
I wrote it's LSD on the paper. I was just saying it's not NBOMe because that's what I'm often accused of selling. I've never had a bad response from these tabs compared to when I used to sell 25i.
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>>543394378
Yeah man, if you have a problem with it I'll even refund it. I'm on the hibiscus Coast but often in the north shore. I guess I could go up to town of need be.
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>>543394245
Less than struggling. Broke and ambitious. Working hard in a dead scene

He studies health science.
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>>543394464
What are you future career paths and other university courses that you are planning?
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>>543394573
So I take its 1 tab is 4 quarters ( haven't ever seen quarter blotches before )
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tfw don't know how to greentext
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>>543394573
hey buddy can i email you my number. May be looking to buy a handfull off you if alg?
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So I've been tripping the fuck out today from smoking too much random synthetics sprayed on twigs thinking like how do I even know there are other experiences and what is the difference between philosophical zombies and the other ones? When I hug my mother, I hug the body in front of me. The problem solipsism proposes is that there does not exist 'an experience of being hugged' beyond my own imagination of what 'my mother body in front of me' experiences - that there exists no experiences beyond this one. But solipsism is not a problem because my mother is that lady over there in the seat, not the other-experience that exists forever beyond my knowledge or conception. I cannot conceive of actual other experiences because performing the conceptualisation is done and experienced by me. "My mother" cannot refer to the experience beyond my own, because in order for "my mother" to make sense to me, I must myself have some sort of mental and/or sensory experience accompanying the word. Therefore it's not a problem. What's forever beyond me is forever beyond me, and in contrast my mother isn't. Does this make sense because it makes perfect sense to me?

quake city motherfuckers
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>>543394043
Almost seems worth it... No well known spots around central?
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Bang?
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>>543394809
>>543394573

Never mind. Really drunk.. those tabs must be really small... I too would like to acquire some.
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>>543394475
me too nig nog
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>>543394809
One tab is one of those little squares you see, I don't well quarters. I've never taken a quarter but half definitely makes you feel the universe and wholes are even better.
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>>543394846
Lol u post a lot in these threads too. Do u have a favourite poster?
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>>543394868
[email protected]

>>543395043
Oh hahaha I was super confused. Yeah there are smaller than your pinky nail.
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Auckland, Shore. Norfkote
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>>543394889
You discovered that from synthetic cannabis?

Wow
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>>543394889
Interesting sounding word soup you've got there.
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Synthetic cannabis, imma be smoking that shit any time soon. Brb, going to legal high store.
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>>543395141
yes. YOU are my favourite poster
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>>543395646
30
Million
Necklaces

>and each one represents a different personality
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>>543395646
Shit dude. I accepted that I was going to die and there was no point to go to the hospital cos I was dead hahah
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>>543394650
what kind of music do you make?
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>>543393929
>>543395676
U guys are both chill. I kinda look forward to these threads cause of yous
Well that's a goodnight from me
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How decent is the comp sci department at Otago?
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>>543381252

as a 'strayian, I am genuinely curious about the maoris in NZ.

Are they an economic drain like our Aboriginals or do they support themselves?

Do they form enclaves where 'white fella' aren't invited, but if you so much as suggest that that people of their ethnicity shouldn't attend something, you'll get your head cut off etc
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Anyone on the North Shore, Auckland? Northcote, Hillcrest, Glenfield, Highbury?
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>>543395881
Aw, thanks man :) goodnight!
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>>543396084
They're pretty chill. Not the best economically but they manage to support themselves.
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>>543395786
Apparently the kind that won't make any money in this era. This is the shit I'm most proud of doing https://soundcloud.com/harry-hodgman/sets/the-secret-session

I write a pretty different range of things, solo piano, to folk, orchestral as well.

It's going to take a long time with lots of work, I know where I'm trying to go. As long as I end up somewhere
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>>543395176
seen you posting in like every NZ thread but never seen anyone confirm they received and are legit. anyone under a different ID gonna prove its for real
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Auckland uni, accounting fag reporting in.
PwC friend, report!
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Hello, I'm an argenian and I konw about a lot of fellas who went on a seasonal kiwi-harvesting visit there (work and travel).

That's all I know about NZ, do you know any cheap but nice and secure places like a little beach or something like that? I'm not pretentious, a young tourist in a different culture always finds everything marvellous.
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>>543396182
Support themselves from the benefit
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>>543396115
North shore Albany, m/f?
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>>543396261
I've sold to 3 guys from /b/

Two were through mail and another in person.

If you guys are around I'd love the feedback :p
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>>543396404
Lol, aaaaand I'm part Maori, working a well paid job, and I'm pretty much set. To top it off, I do smoke a lot of weed, which meets a Maori stereotype, minus the dole riding.
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>>543386862
yeah nigga law and arts here. What;s good?
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>>543385858
You mean the Balmoral KFC? Dumb ass, I should come there and fight you IRL
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>>543396381
Fuck off
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>>543396689
classic
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>>543395881
sleep well m8
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Central boy, anyone still awake
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Too many asians at auckland uni, makes me wonder if new zealand will be called new china in 3 years.

checkem
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>>543396689
#Rekt
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>>543396802
>mfw I'm at Auckland uni
>mfw someone makes that same asian comment and it's deemed racist
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>>543396243
Good stuff, your latest two songs are really soothing.
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>>543396859
how can it be racist when its the truth
just stating facts

know what i mean
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>>543396557
I'm just messing dude, I know quite a few successful people with Maori blood
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>>543396475
This guy is shit. Tried to get me to give him a blowjob instead of money, when he realised it wasn't happening he offered to give me one instead.

Took me like 15 minutes to convince him to just take the cash, and he only agreed to that because his mum was sick of waiting in the car for him.
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>>543396784
Just woke up. Uni holidays have ruined me.
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>>543396802
Agreed. I live in one of the residences and wish they'd FUCKING STOP JABBERING IN THEIR MOONSPEAK, GOD. I don't even have to leave my room to hear their fucking bullshit. It drives me nuts, especially considering they seem to never sleep and I get woken at 3am by their bullshit.
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>>543396932
Heaven...
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>>543396917
Auckland uni is going to shit. It must be 50% gooks. At least. They're everywhere
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>>543396802
>complaining about qt asians
based gay bro
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>>543396990
The thing is they do nothing, atleast the majority, they are lazy fucks that just take up space, if they want a good education they should go to the states, and hopefully get shot up by some white supremacy guy.

for real, hate asians.

if dubs asians will kill obama
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>>543396475

i plan on buying from you at some point when I get the money.

Do you have a finite amount or is this just something you have all the time?
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>>543397059
This. Fellow auckland uni student here.
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>>543397142
Pretty much. They disrespectful cunts too. They come to my fucking country and fucking disrespect me.

I feel a fucking Romper Stomper redux coming on.
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>>543397059
>loves women who have bodies like boys
>calls other gay
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>>543397059
fuck no, let the cuties stay, but all the rest can go pls
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>>543396878
Thanks man, guitars have that over piano. That really ambient and calm, real NZ-beachy-summery atmospheric brilliance. Plus my fingers are too frozen to play guitar in winter
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>>543396802

you know i was thinking about that.

I reckon if it ever did get to the point where groups of chinese investors owned most of our land and we were essentially 'owned' by them;

couldn't the queen/king just take the land back since TECHNICALLY they can do that (claim any tract of land). Then the monarch can just gift it back to the government.
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>>543397331
Current fucking government would just sell it straight back to the chinese.

Deal with fucking key, THEN deal with the Asian crooks.
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>>543396986
yea all over the show
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>>543397331
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>>543381252

Britfag here, proud to see some colonial pride.

Quick question. Is it true that if I immigrate there and become a police officer they give me a free house? Very tempted to take up the offer.
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>>543396802
Daily reminder that the Asian population has doubled since 2001 and is now at 11%, with no sign of stopping.
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>>543397626
I don't see the problem.
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>>543397679
You're probably one of them.
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>>543397626
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88ZJPxJTcPo

The only acceptable asian
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>>543397475
goddamn thats crazy

but I'm in eng and i swear its like a 3 way split indian white asian
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>>543397679
fucking Gook detected
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>>543397751
you should see business school, its basically an arts degree
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>>543396932
Omg dude that was great,!

>>543397148
I'm gonna keep this up until I reach certain age then I'll stop advertising on /b/. But for now I have a plentiful supply.
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>>543397836

awesome then ill defintely be in contact to buy at some point.

how strong are they? Is 1 hit enough for 1 person? Or is 1.5 better?

Last time I had 1.5 shit got intense though. 2 Mates freaked out
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>>543397993
The current ones are 70ug but I normally get 110ug. Even half of one is pretty good.
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>>543386862
FUCK AUT!!!
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tfw talking to walls
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Don't mind the gooks.. most of the men are fuckwits but the women are smoking hot. It's all the fucking dirty indian cunts I hate.
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>>543398231
how long are you gonna have the "current" ones vs the normal ones?

Are they the same price?
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