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>>542838356
got so pissed off when thread got killed! hope he finds us!

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>>542838356
>because telling strangers on the internet what to tell girls is as close to human female contact as I will ever get

>>542838356
I was reading the last thread when it died. What happened to that anon who enden up french-kissing his sister and smoking weed with her?

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>>542838641
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you son?

>>542838641
they were watching a movie together and smoking weed

>>542838641
he's watching a movie with his sister hopefully he bangs her. the trip to watch for is C/GQRNLN

Thread was archived.
http://4archive.org/b/res/542814126

Hope that helped.

>>542838637
hey fuck you idiot don't you have an avatar thread to occupy?

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>>542838356
bump

the last OP will return as a new man.

>>542838641
He said he will make another thread once he's done watching the movie with her or whatever. Makes it seem pretty legit. I WANT TO BELIEVE

>>542838847
I want to believe...and fapè afterwards

>>542838847
>Lol sisters don't find their brothers attractive and just hope they never ask them to lick their feet wich is a huge turn on for some girls.

Literally 0/100000

>>542838847
You realize that's only there so Moot doesn't have to go through a bunch of shit if someone comes on here and talks about having done some illegal shit, right?
It doesn't make every story here automatically fake

>cousin from England that I hardly ever see is visiting
>she's sitting on the couch downstairs in a bathrobe right now
>I generally just avoid her because we have nothing in common

Sh-should I /b/? She's a cute little redhead but her dad is in the military and I don't wanna get murdered.

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>>542838847
>again, another idiot hiding his id (so he can post later as someone else) and quoting the header as if he's quoting some kind of bible.

You're an idiot.

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>>542839076

What happened to the guy who's sister foot molested him or something?

>>542839340
Go for it
If she tells her dad, just say it was a dare from a friend

>>542838641
nothing because he wasn't real

>>542839340
Yes if you have nothing in common you have nothing to lose all in anon and good luck

>>542838917
>bump

>sage

pick one

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>>542839324
>asked my sister if i could lick her fucking feet
>sure anon, then maybe we can make out
>legit4realz.exe

Holy Christ, you lonely retards.

>>542839340
How old is she?

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>>542839340
go for it

this is the second pic last thread's winner posted

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>>542839395
>NO ITS TRUE FOR REAL FOR REAL FOR REAL I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALALA WHY WOULD SOMEONE GO ON THE INTERNET AND LIE LIKE THAT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT YOURE RUINING EVERYTHING THE TRUTH IT BURNS IT BUUURRRRRNSS

>can I lick your feet?
>sure

>>542839656
>If I can't see it it doesn't exist.
I'm sure you're one of those faggots that believe he's the only one alive and we're all an extension of your consciousness, sorry to break you're EGO neo but life doesn't work that way, people fall in love be they brothers and sisters or old and young and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>542839513
>>542839623

The thing is I actually do have a crazy foot fetish, there's no way I can't make it seem sexual.

>>542839831

15

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>>542839627
forgot I kept nokosage from previous thread

>>542840059
>you're EGO

>>542840190
You can only try your best anon who knows maybe she's into it as well just do your best.

>>542840029
sees id

didn't even read

>>542840190
Just imagine they're and old woman, wrinkly frail pair of feet. Your face'll look genuinously disgusted by that.

The thing is I literally haven't spoke a word to her since she arrived. I'm not a sperglord or anything, I can talk to women, but come on, there's gotta be a better line I can use.

>>542840321
>Falling for my trolls
>Any year of our lord
Jesus it's like you want to be trolled.

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bumping with whores

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>>542840616
>whores

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>>542838356
>just texted girlfriend
>"babe, can I lick your feet today when we hang out?"
>"umm, I guess? Why?"
Do I really have to lick her feet or where is this going?

>>542840535
See
>>542838356
Just fucking do it you pussy.
It comes off as weird but it comes off as a semi- serious offer as well it could spark an interesting conversation as well. Two birds with one stone, now you have no excuse

>>542840616
you owe me nudes

>>542838604
he'll be in our prayers

>>542840731
Yes
You must

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>>542840535
if she's young, she's into dares

>>542840717
this idiot is literally responding to everything

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>>542840717

>>542838356
op you glorious faggot welcome back!

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>>542838356
Any good stories from last night ?
P-please ?

>>542839880
>Okay, enough is enough
Guys you really felt for this?
When I was writing that with my friend we were at first gonna take a shot for each of your replies.
We'd be dead from alcohol poisoning gullible faggots.

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>>542839880
what happened to him? Any news? This is the last thing I got from him

>>542840535
DO IT MOTHERFUCKER

>>542841213
This is not the guy who is with his hot sister look for ID C/GQRNLN

>>542841052
it's not even my fetish though, how are people aroused from licking something that sweats, stinks, and is used to walk around all day ?

>>542838356
>Can I lick your feet?
>W-where did that come from?
>4chan

>>542841401
Are you retarded

>>542841219
I can't recall any of them and the thread didn't get archive
Here's today's thread, though: http://4archive.org/b/res/542814126

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>>542841025
ohai anon

>>542841235
so legit.mkv

>>542841393
just wait for him. he may be fucking right now. he'll post result afterwards.. i hope

>ask sister if I can lick her feet
>"wtf is wrong with you?"
>"no, seriously I want to lick your feet"
>"what, really?"
>"yeah..."
>"haha, you're weird, anon"
>"ikr, can I do it anyway?"
>"well okay"
>lick her feet, she giggles
>"you like that?"
>"yeah, it's ticklish"
>I lick her left foot again, go up to her calf
>she smiles at me, doesn't protest as I plant a kiss on her leg
>kiss a bit further up, kiss the right leg too
>I'm moving up her thighs, getting closer to that sweet spot
>I'm hard as a rock
>sister winks at me, lifts her skirt
>holy shit, she wants me
>kiss her on that sweet mound, it's already damp
>pull aside those panties, kiss her shaved pussy
>lick her pussy
>she moans
>I move up her body, kiss her
>unzip my pants
>pull cock out
>she guides my hard on
>penetrate
>fuck, is this actually happening
>come so hard

tl;dr fucked my 16 year old sister because /b/ told me to ask her if I could lick her feet

OK guys, I went downstairs but I ended up just offering to make her a cup of tea. I am a failure.

Seriously, there must be a way to get those feet in my mouth. Her legs look amazing and I even caught a glimpse of some asscheek.

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>>542841235
M-merchant please your nose is about to break my moniter. lucky guy's ID is C/GQRNLN

>>542841568
>so legit.mkv
Hey, believe what you will, I don't care.
>implying it's hard to find a random amateur photo and crop it.

>m-muh exif

>>542840550

>I'm sure you're one of those faggots that believe he's the only one alive
>that believe
>believe

Oh your trolling is so funny lelelel xDXDXD much wow trolling m8 heheh lol

>Dad's out at the garage for his repaired car
>Slip into lil' sis's room
>"Watcha want ?"
>She's bored as hell, cramming for her math and physics exam
>Beta mode kicks in,
>"Let me rub your feet" request isn't too odd we used to massage each other's feet at the same time all the time before
>"What ? Right now ?"
>nod, face red as fuck. Thank god we just got this house the lighting in her room is shit.
>I can see she's baffled and quite reluctant
>On the other hand she's quite stressed about school and I know she melts when someone starts working her feet and toes like play-doh
>I can see the idea seducing her in her eyes
>"Fine, just a quick one I still have a mock exam to do"
>She rolls over on her belly in the bed while sending sheets and pencils everywhere. Her head ended up resting sideways on her pillow.
>I thank my ribs for not making my hearth leap out of my chest as I remove both her stockings (Stupid house rules about max heater temp, we are freezing but our mom is fat and isn't)
>I lift her left left at a 90* angle at the knee as I sit behind her.
>Get to it. I twist her little toes back and forth as usual and I can see her eyes roll over as she closes them
>I employ all the techniques I acquired from all the mutual feet massaging we did
>I grin as I see drool on her pillow as she shifts her head to her right
>I have the hardest of boners right now
>From god knows where (probably my inner legs) I gather the courage to ask her
>"Can I lick your feet ?"

I have a pseudo fuck buddy who can get really clingy, she thinks I'm sick right now? Should I?

>>542841782
lies

>>542841849
Just ask her, you pusse

>>542841782
are you from last thread ? Someone told the exact same story... at least the 10 first lines were literaly the same

>>542841516
yes he is hahahaha.
btw do you know what the fuck was up with captcha last night?

>>542838880
you do know his ID will be different in this thread right?

>>542841862
Are you genuinely this new

>>542841938
And???

>>542841938
Nice cliffhanger.

>>542838880
>the trip to watch for is C/GQRNLN
>trip
I have no words for you, yet I must scream.

>>542842053
it'sa me, statutory rape guy.

in all fairness, I'm bricking it right now, as I didn't use a rubber.

>>542842145
Google dun goofed with their ReCaptcha coding so Moot had to use an alternate captacha system

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>>542841782
>dear 4chan
>you'll never guess what just happened to me...

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holy shit /b/ros
>get home from school, see this thread
>parents aren't home, just me, my 8 year old sister and my dog Reinhardt (this is crucial)
>devise devious plan
>take Reinhardt up to sis's room
>"hey sis, wanna play a game?"
>she's sitting on her bed playing flappy bird on her iPad and sorta rolls her eyes
>kidsthesedays.jpg
>stick to the plan anyway
>bring Reinhardt over and grab her feet
>"OMG anon stoppit!"
>start licking her right foot
>try to get Reinhardt to join in on the left, he's having none of it and gives me this look of indescribable pity
>sis starts kicking and screaming "GET THE HELL OF MY ROOM OMG YOURE SUCH A CREEP IM TELLING MOM
>she drags me out and locks the door
>still licked her feet
a-am i alpha?

>>542838880
>http://4archive.org/b/res/542814126
exactly want I wanted, thanks anon

>>542842174
>>542842242
OK ok fuck, sorry I didn't knowtha ID's changed this is my first time on /b/ since the ID thing I was on /pol/ for 2 years straight, I don't know how I retained my sanity, but thanks and back to the thread.

>>542842516
if you have to ask, no

>>542842435
google... of course they have everything right, where cp is illegal (goddamnit), but nudist families painting on eachother is quite legal... da fuq

>>542841862
Really?

Also, did they get rid of IDs and then bring them back? I seem to remember this happening.

>>542842625
>I was on /pol/ for 2 years straight,
well you're definitely dumb enough for it

>>542842516
>look of indescribable pity

topkek

>>542842516
>she drags me out and locks the door

so what does that make you, like 6?

>>542842516
>8 years old
>>>she drags me out and locks the door
>>>drags me out

are you made of cotton?

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>>542841393
www77[DOT]zippy sh are com/v/24139488/file

whole thread

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>>542842516
The Alpha-est of them all.

>>542841862
>>542838880
You know IDs reset for each thread right?

yo mothafucka with the cousin, DO IT NOW DONT BE A PUSSY, GET PUSSY!!! FUCK

>>542842816
Actually contrary to popular belief their alternate view on politics exercised my mind and expanded the politcal spectrum for me it was and will continue to be an enlightening experiance. I just don't buy into the alienuminati shit they come out with.

>>542843105
I think he might be doing it. Thus why he has not responded in several mins.

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>>542843198
SPOILER: You're in a fucking thread on /b/ about LONELY RETARDS WHO FANTASIZE ABOUT LICKING THEIR SISTERS FUCKING FEET. The "I'm an intellectual" ship has sailed, son.

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>>542843198
thanks for the laugh

>>542843092

then why is my ID the same?

>>542843331
i hope so man. and i hope his cousin is hot. and i don't hope that he is a fucking fat neck beard. dammit /b/

>>542843198
>experiance
sounds about right yup

>>542843198
>alternate view
>exercised my mind
>expanded the political spectrum
>[being on /pol] is an enlightning experience

You bastard, my sides went back in time to Nazi Germany and actually killed Hitler.

>>542843062
legit as fuck.
Thanks !

>>542843383
I did not say nor ever will say that I am an intellectual good sir. perhaps you should work on your ability to understand the quotation marks "".

>>542841938
>she didn't say anything but I saw one of her eyes open and stare back at me with no expression
>Don't really know what to make of it, I just man the fuck up go ahead take a good lick from heel to big toe
>Both her eyes open wide
>Ifuckedup.jpg
>She kicked me back in the face and I fell hard on my ass on the wood floor.
>"Get out"
>I shrink literally. Dick no longer visible without proper optical instruments
>I know that voice, she's disappointed
>I'm still standing on the bed, in shock
>"Get the fuck out. Do you think I've forgotten last time we went over at grandpa's. Don't ever touch me again filthy sicko"

That was the time I I woke up with my hand right over her crotch (I swear it was there when I woke up) and went further thinking she was soundly asleep.

Now I feel like shit and I have to make up a story for my bloody nose when dad comes back.

Fuck you OP

>>542843429
Because your father touches you while you sleep.

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>>542843605
lol, that almost sounds sarcastic on b..

>>542843689
Just tell her about the thread, she'll forgive you

>>542842884
i am 18 but I was scared and i'm only 5'3" and 110 lbs but i'm worried what my parents will do and if Reinhardt is judging me

>>542843689
It was your fault for not knocking her out the first time sicko
good try though almost got me 0/10

>>542843993
>18
>5'3"
You're fucked man

>ask girlfriend
>is confused

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>>542843674
>good sir

>doesn't understand you can use quotation marks for things other than literal direct quotations

Alright /b/ros, here's what happened. I went down to sit with her and watch TV. After basically a couple of minutes of awkward silence I think of something to say. Aren't you cold? I gesture to her bare legs. She shrugs. I say I could massage your feet for you if you want, warm them up. She looks at me and says Uh, do you have a foot fetish? Instantly rumbled. My heart and cock jolts because hearing those words coming out of a girl's mouth is just amazing.

I basically just laughed and said you got me. Then I sorta blacked out for a minute and now I'm in my room. What have I done...

>>542842516
kek
I could lick my 7yo sister's feet if I wanted to.
She'd laugh.
But I aint no pedo.
If she was 16...

>>542843689
>Pervert.
>Blames OP for perversion

>>542844323
/thread

>>542844269
>Then I sorta blacked out for a minute and now I'm in my room. What have I done...
all of my wut
>it was all a dream
we get it already

>>542844269
>>542844269

fuck she's kinky anon!!! go down there again, right now, and ask if you could lick her little 15year old FEET.
GOOGOGOGGOOOOOOO
FUCK

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>>542844269
she didn't say anything after you admitted to having a foot fetish?

>>542844582
over the top for no reason
>sure is summer in here

>>542844787
you don't understand my art anon. but i believe in you! GO LICK SOME FEET RITENOW

>No girlfriend and no sister

wat do

>>542843909
everything on /b/ sounds weird.

>>542845164
lick yo MAMAS feet.

>>542844269
Go and say "Hey, sorry about before uhm, I'm not sure what came over me but I have to ask to be 100% clear, Can I lick your feet?"

>>542845194
>everything /b/ is weird
fixed

>>542843689
Tell us what happened at grandpas

>>542845310
thats great do that nigga, DO IT NOW COUSINLICKIN

>>542844269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRaUmobJe9w

>Sis can I lick your feet?
>What are you saying?
>If I can lick your feet
>No you can't
>Why
>'Cause only the guys who are going to ''help me with other things'' can do it

>>542843993
This isn't your everyday manlet, this is an advanced manlet.

>>542845726
You get back in there and go until the end.

>>542845872
TFW he is the closest to manlet tears there will ever be.

>>542845726
say
>but I can "help you with other things" too
???
profit!!!

>>542845726
the offer to 'help' then faggot

>>542845986

Really will you make me go and say it again?

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I'm just happy I get to cuff my super ticklish sister to her bed and lick her feet. At the cost of one of my foot's toenails being painted, even.

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>>542845726
>http://4archive.org/b/res/542814126

>>542846098
yes faggot

>>542846064
>>542846064
>>542846064
>>542846064
>>542846064

>>542846064
>>542846071

Fuck you too; I'm going again

>>542846125
OP is Fag

>>542846238
stop being a pussy
we're trying to help YOU

>>542846098
YES. DUDE. If you wimp out you're missing it forever. This is your one chance.

>>542846125
So, will you/have you fucked her?

>>542846125
Record it.

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>>542846125
your sister told you she was interested in BDSM?

> asked gf
> she said ewwwwwww I would kill you
> I say so is that a yes
> she said no
> ill do it when Ur asleep
> ill kick the shit outa you
> no u will be sleeping
> waiting for reply

>>542843993
>18
>5'3

I feel your pain, brah.

>text fwb "canI like your feet"
>go to the emergency
>why?
>she calls
>asks if its my new fetish
>are you gonna help
>uumm no

moral of story llaammmmmmeeee

>asked her
>she says no
>pull off sock
>twich kicked in forehead

>>542846125
Holy shit, you look 30.
Is this one of those "pedofiles" everyone talks about?

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>>542846357
Thanks.
>>542846391
I haven't fucked her and I probably won't.
>>542846571
lol k. She lives around 300 miles away from meand I only see her a few times a year, so I won't get to until early June, sadly.
>>542846678
Truth be told. See pic.

>>542847117
this

OK, I went back down to try and smooth things over in case she does something stupid like tell somebody. I just popped my head in and said Sorry for being weird earlier, I was just screwing around. She shrugged and said it's cool. I asked her if she's going to go to bed soon and she shrugged again. I said Alright well leave the TV on... and just left.

I figure nothing is going to happen. S-sorry /b/ros...

>>542845726

I'm not really into incest, I don't really like my sis, but I discovered that her feets make me be hard like a rock

>She's on her bedroom
>Go in
>She's lying in the bed listening for some shitty music with the laptop
>Be the sneaky bastard and go from behind
>Licks her foot
>She moans and said
>I said that only the guys who can do that are the ones who will help me with something
>fuckyou.jpg
>Still kissing and licking her feets
>She starts jiggling
>Gets up and went running to the bathroom
>Door is locked
>Knock the door a few times
>Anon gtfo I don't want to do anything w/you
>But at least let me lick your feets some more time
>Fuck you anon
>Fuck your feets, I'm hard now
>Go to my room
>She's still on the bathroom

Let's see if I can find some footjob videos

gf sucks both her big toes while I cum over face / feet .. not gonna ask her anything.

She's on the other couch playing in her pants.

>>542847313
M-m-m-maximum Beta

>>542847117
>>542847263
I'm good at that. Actually 17 year old underage b&. My sister is exactly 14 months younger than I am.

>>542847361
you're creepy as fuck dude

>>542847246
Nigger it's cool how you're getting your sis into BDSM and shit but please, cut the cringeworthy roleplay off, makes you look like a huge faggot. Other than that, good luck

>>542847313
You are so beta that it hurts

>>542847442
>admitting you're underage

>>542847361
That was the wrong approach.

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>12 year old sister
>We've been close all our lives
>walk into her room
>She is sitting on bed upright on her laptop with her legs extended out
>sit at her foot end
>looks up at me and smiles
>"Can I lick your foot?"
>She stares at me blankly "Uh. What?"
>"Can I lick your foot?" Can't help but smile and laugh at her a little
>She gives and small laugh and lifts her foot up half way for me with a look on her face wondering if I'd actually do it.
>Grab her ankle and bring it up to face level
>give a generous lick from her sole to the tip of her toes
>she busts out laughing "Why the hell did you do that?"
>I shrug while laughing back and get up and leave

Why aren't you fags and your sisters this comfortable around each other?

>>542847361
Try again just say I want to help you get off, otherwise she wouldn't have suggested it.

>>542847712
/thread

i got no sis , gf or mom so asked my dad
he said well, ok , so i licked my dad's feet fuck you guys

>>542847361
I wouldnt be surprised if you turn out to be a rapist

>>542847937
nigga you gay

>>542848003
Nice poisoning the well tactics jewy.

>>542847712

don't have a sister

>>542847786

She just leaved the bath right now, going to talk to her right now, didn't found any good footporn tho'

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>>542847529
That's probably because I am a huge cringeworthy, roleplaying faggot.
>>542847583
I had it coming I'm sure. On /b/, I can be either a middle-aged pedophile or an underage faggot.

>>542847712
>why can't you fags make up stories like me?

>>542847361
BAHAHA... ye skeep it up XD

>>542848298
YOU LOOK LIKE ANDY DICK

MY SIDES HAVE REACHED THE NTH DIMESNION

>>542848298
>timetostopposting.jp

>>542848298
how old are you? You look familiar...what is your first initial?

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My mom told me a long time ago that feet fetishes are common with molesters/rapist

>>542848449
he looks like Andy's dick

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>>542848437

>>542848634
my mom told me you're a faggot

>>542847712
My sister's fat and ugly :/

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>>542848298
I think I know you
F. B.

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Where is the chosen one from last thread... I crave a solution to his predicament.

>>542848449
>>542848743
My brother's name is Andy so that's cool.
>>542848576
Didn't you hear? I'm a huge faggot!
>>542848585
P.E., I'm close to 18 years old. But don't tell anyone because there's rapists on /b/

>>542839395
Hey i remeber you faggot

>>542838356
>be me
>don't have sister or girlfriend
>ask neighbour instead
>neighbour is diabetus
>spaghetti
>???
>profit

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>>542838356
>"hey babes, can i lick your feet"
>Already seen the thread honey, not contributing"

fukkin show'd her.

>>542849269
kill her

>>542849124
lol nvm, thought you were a faggot named Chris I went to elementary school with

>>542849440

did you fuck Chris in the ass?

>>542847712
Source of pic?

Ok, so in the thread last night I posted a pic asking friend to lick her feet and she agreed over text. Im about to ask a bunch of girls I know to show me their feet (over text), my question is what do I say when they say "why"? I will post pics.

>>542849603
That it was a dare? Obviously the easiest answer

>>542849440
I went to school with a faggot named Chris that sorta looks like me. Was his last initial D? From South Africa?

>>542849603
"Why anon?"
"Dunno just felt like asking :3"

It's that simple

>>542849750
Which school in SA?

>>542849590
was just an image all by itself I found on /km/

>>542849797
>:3

He didn't ask how to look like a beta faggot

>>542850585
Ha good one

Asked my Girl if i could lick her feet.
>Why?
>Cuz...
>Why?
>4Chan :)
>Freak.
-_-
Text sister.
>can i lick your feet?
>Lol sure.
>Sweet. When?
>When you get your lazy ass over here. I want a massage too.
-_- nope.jpeg too lazy

>>542848046
no

i just licked his feet thats not gay

>>542850749
the cat face make it seem more innocent, it's like you don't know about simple female psychology.

>>542850832
Faggot, go over there and lick her feet.

>>542850832
WOW it's like you dont want the fug

>>542850832
>kill yourself

>>542850832
>nope.jpeg too lazy
You owe to /b/ to do it
feget

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>Asked gf
>She set down beer and crystal meth
>Licked her foot
>I love my sister

>>542851240
>GF
>Sister
you fugged ub man :-DDD

>Go into sisters room
>sister is talking to her friends on skype
>"hey... can I lick your feet?"
>she ignores me
>dive on to bed, grab leg,prop foot and...
>engage.
>Sticky saliva tounge runs all the way from her heal to her toes, then I suck on het toe for a second
>she screams
>I get up and walk out.

Then 5 minutes later this happens...

>writing this story in room
>lying on bed
>sister walks in,closes door behind her
>leans over bed and straddles me
>shes only wearing those tiny bed shorts and a t-shirt.
>she rubs my dick with her crotch
>then...
>she lifts her leg across my torso and pushes her foot right up against my mouth and wiggles it.
>i burst out laughing
>Throw her off the bed
>tell her im not into that kinda thing
>she goes red and leaves room

Hahahah I havnt laughed this hard in ages, good idea /b/

So the other guy left for the movie about 2 1/2 hours ago factoring average movie is about 2 hrs long and toilet breaks and snacks the other guy should post any min now BRACE URSELVES FAGGOTS

>>542851240
7/10 some people will get confused.

>>542851690
>being this gullible
truly made for /pol/

>>542851667
7/10
I lol'd but go after her if true

>>542851667
Did'ya blueball your own sister.

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>babe can i lick your feet?
>what? why? no!
>please?
>what the fuck why?
>......
>why do you want to lick my feet?
>for science!!!
>fine
>mfw

>>542851891
B-bud ids habeding :-DDDD.....

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>>542851486
>not getting it

Also:
>you fugged ub man :-DDD
Get out. Come back when you're 18.

>>542850923
>simple female psychology
>using cat face

How does 8th grade feel?

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>>542852059
U DOND LIEG SPURDO ? :-DDD

>>542851065
>>542851070
Not driving 40 + miles for a foot licking.. a grossed out sister and one very confused 18 year old child bf of hers who knocked her up.
Also, she's a butterface and has enough issues as it is.
Nope.jpeg

>>542851893

I'm not really attracted to my sister. I went to take pics for you(she's sleeping) but its too dark in her room for the camera to pick up anything.

>>542851667
Faggot go Fuck her right now

i'm intrigued.....insomething

>>542852427
wake her then and ask her if she was serious.

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>>542851898
>Did'ya blueball your own sister.

>>542838356
Girlfriend
> can I licky your feet?
> LUCK my feet?
> yes
> after they're clean yeah

Not doing it. Don't have a foot fetishes like you sad faggots.
OP is a fag.

>>542852858
Oh fuck you phone.
Fill in the corrections of course we said lick.
Guess I'm a faggot now too.

>>542852858
>I-I'm going to do whatever /b/ says then blame /b/ when I do since I have never done anything wrong it's all the internets fault.

>Having your cake and eating it.
>2014
Christ.

>>542848293
we better get an update from you /b/astard

>>542838907
>calling someone a idiot
>do not you have a avatar thread to occupy

>layin in bed with gf
>look at her and ask if i can lick her foot
>she looks at me weird cuz she hates feet even her own
>and says sure i guess
>i go to take her sock off and shes already squeaming.
>lick foot heel to toe
>gf squeamed harder
>looks me in the eyes and says anon do you have some sort of foot fetish? >weve only been together for 4me months and i havnt told her yet.
>tells me im the only guy ever to touch her bare foot and shes open to the fact i havr foot fetish
>success. Jpeg

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also TFW No GF or Siblings

>"hey sis. whats up?"
>sits down next to anons sis on couch
>"watching new show on disney channel"
>"can i lick your feet?"
>looks at me strangely before she lets out a smile and replies "sure."
>be 19 and lick 9yo sisters feet
>giggles like the adorable little girl she is

I love me little sister ~

>>542853194
Why do you care, and why should I care what you think?
I participated and the thread says ask and post the green text. It doesn't say follow through.

>>542853385

You're a lucky bastard, you just don't know it.

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>>542853449

>>542853562
So...you're not going to lick your GF's delicious feet for almost garunteed sex? what are you a faggot?

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>>542851240
i see what you did there

>>542853874
Skip the foot and fuck her another time? She's having her moon time anyway.

>>542853682
but the regular sex man/woman i miss it

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>>542853449

PICS OF I DIDN'T PULL MY DICK OVER YOUR LITTLE SISTER.

>You know the rules- and so do I...

>>542851240
I don't get it

>>542841782
If you gonna write something fake,atleast try to not make it sound like a bad porno

>>542854305
umh. no.

>>542848293
Come on you fucker reply to us, did you get sum?

>>542838356
>go in to sister's room
>she's listening to music with headphones and reading a big ass book with the covers pulled up over her legs and torso
>she's a huge beta (like me) and not really attractive
>suddenly get disgusted
>decide to ask her anyway
>I sit on her bed, she feels the small bump in the bed and immediately rips off her headphones and closes her book, pull covers up to her chest
>"H-h-hi anon what do you want"
>"Can I lick your feet?"
>"N-no, go away"
>"Let me lick your feet. It's for an experiment"
>"O-okay, but just be quick, then leave me alone"
>She pushes a foot out of the covers
>I lift it up and give it a good long lick and look her in the eyes the whole time
>she shivers and inhales sharply, her face is burning red
>I turn red as well, put her foot down and get up
>She is staring at me, breathing quickly
>I start to walk away and she says "anon wait"
>"what?"
>"I-is it weird if I liked it?"
>"yes, you pervert, you weren't supposed to enjoy it"
>"W-wait, I didn't mean-"
>She tries to get out of bed and drops her book
>A playgirl magazine falls out of the decoy book
>I stare at her and she's almost purple with blush now, scrambling to hide the magazine
>she tries to play it cool, but drops her blanket to reveal a huge wet stain on her underwear
>I'm very uncomfortable now
>"I-im just gonna leave, uh...bye"
>I walk out
>while I'm typing this she comes and sits next to me and asks me to to tell anyone about the porn magazine
>"s-sure, i wont tell a soul"
>I look at her, she is red and teary-eyed
>She says thanks and tries to hug me awkwardly
>I recoil a little bit and she hesitates, she looks really sad
>I hug her awkwardly and she hangs on past the acceptable hug length before it gets weird
>After about 90 seconds, she just gets up and leaves

>tfw i walked in on my sister during "super happy fun time" to just embarrass her more

should I apologize? I can hear her crying when I walk past her door

Uhh my 14 yr old sister is just down the hall,should I ask?

>>542856279
You piece of shit. Be a good brother and help get her off, it's the only reasonable thing to do.

>>542856279
Apologize then lick and play with her feet more.

>>542856279
Give her the dick
That's all she wants

>>542856279
Faggot go Fuck her

>>542856558
YES

>>542856694
this
She said she liked it, do it some more until she get's herself off

>>542856745
>>542856746
too beta, don't want to ruin family, this is getting too creepy, I should an hero and restart from last checkpoint

>>542856279
Sure thing.

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>>542856279
Shit can and probably will affect your relationship as bro/sis. Your response was fairly cold too. If you don't care for much else to do with her, at least just drop by and tell her not to cry or worry. Shit happens and whatnot. Just let her know you're not disgusted and move on with your life. Otherwise she's gonna get hung up on it and chew herself up inside out.

>>542856279
Go back and say something like, "Sorry about that, I was just surprised you liked it. I won't tell anyone, promise." Turn to walk away but hesitate and turn back around, then say "I could help you out if you want, maybe lick your feet some more?"

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD AND LINK IT.

KEEP THIS GOING NIGGERS

>>542856279
fuck her you idiot are you serious?