The photos will be upside down. I'm using a shitty iPhone.

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The lizard harness

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>>542817852

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>>542817972
Ant bed.

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>>542818184
He seems to be handling the ants fairly well.

Lurking.

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>>542818351
are they eating him? Is he die?

Unit 731 Two: Electric Boogaloo

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>>542818351

bump for interest

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Yes

This is pretty distressing and sadistic, OP.

I believe you should seek mental health advice from a healthcare professional.

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>mfw
Do something interesting

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>>542818351
dude

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Something went wrong! He's in critical condition!

i dont mind people getting hit by trains and shot in the head and shit but this is just fucked up

>>542819234
Ow LAWD

>not even letting us roll for ideas

You can do better than ants

>>542819234
USE HEALING POTION QUICK!!!

>>542819234
Is possible for you to film what's going on?

>>542819234

:<

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Lurking

>>542817589
yeah thats why all your pictures have a different upload format.... genius... 1529x911, 1529x859, 1529x1344 etc. actually not live...

>>542819234
loosen the fucking knot ya twat. You're probably choking him

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Attempting to revive with homemade defib. Unit. DONT YOU DIE ON ME YOU BASTARD!

why are you being cruel to a creature that has no power to fight back? hope the next time you encounter misfortune in your life you think back on this

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>>542819234
cleanse the fallen with fire!

>>542819484
He ded anyway

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>>542819234
you're sick

>>542819575
What the fuck is going on? Don't let him die!

>>542817436
>>542817589
>>542817852
>>542817972
>>542818184
>>542818351
>>542819234
>>542819575
>my sides

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CLEAR!

>>542817436
I hope you die from pancreatic cancer.

>>542819575
I love u OP I wanna suck ur cock for this thread. Don't listen t those moralfag pieces of shit

This is fucked up, do it to a human at least animals haven't done jack shit

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>>542819909

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>>542819613
are you new here?

Kill yourself sadistic fuck.

When I was a 14 year old growing up in the south there was a guy like you. I used to burn anthills with paraffin and shoot stray dogs and cats with his 22.

When he started following my sister everywhere she went I asked her to walk to this river in the woods and shoved his fat ass in. He couldn't swim and quickly drowned.

>>542819909
if you revive him I am going to flip.

>>542819909
That's not where his heart is fucking retard.

>>542819613
it's a useless lizard and this is /b/
Problem?

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>>542819909
best thread i have ever seen in my fucking life

>>542819613
>>542819926

gtfo my /b/ faggots.

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>>542819909
WE NEED A LARGER CAPACITOR.

>>542820101

>implying /b/tards aren't useless

>>542820015
>there was a guy like you
>I used to burn anthills with paraffin and shoot stray dogs and cats with his 22.

sounds like you're the fat loser that followed around someones sister

>>542820114
You haven't been here long have you ?

>>542820197
>inb4lizardexplosion

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>>542820197

>>542820197
DONT GIVE UP ON HIM

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>>542820197
CHARGE!

>>542820197
top kek. My sides are in orbit

>>542820232
>implying implications

>>542820114
I genuinely pity you

>>542817436
moralfags are abound

MOAR PICS OP BEFORE YOU GO TO HELL PREFERABLY

>>542820152
>2014
>browsing /b/
>edgy as fuck
>balls can't fit into pants cuz of edgy
>gets bullied cuz weak insecure beta
>tortures a poor defensless creature to relieve his anger
>posts it on the internet
>can't stop touching himself at night thinking that he's superior

/thread.

>>542820364
My body is ready.

Smirk/10

Been done before though with space frog. A waste of a life, even if it was a lizard. Not gonna moralfag your thread, just think it's a shame to kill that little guy for an unoriginal thread.

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>>542820578

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>>542820364
CLEAR!

HURRYUP OP

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>>542820459
>>implying implications
hahahahhahahahah

>>542820578
yo tears are sweet

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>>542820757

>>542820757
aww

:(

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>>542820757

>>542820578
nah, what you are witnessing here is a sociopath in the making, soon he'll do that to cats, dogs, and finally humans.

>>542820757
>>542820757
>>542820757
do it.

microwave it to make it a super hero like a ninja turtle

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my sides the hurt thank oyu OP today were fairly straight.

>>542820578
this

OP is a miserable, pathetic fuck

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>>542820947
>>542820947
you fucking newfag

go back to redbutt, facebutt, or shitter.. wherever you came from

>>542820947
/thread
kek

>>542820995
this

>>542820947
like fwuffy abusers

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>> All these newfags and white knights from redbutt and shitter on 4chan

they must be cleansed

>>542821076
Welcome, to /b/

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>>542820578

>>542820995
This
Microwave

>>542820995
+1

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>>542820757
We need more power!

>>542820757
Did he died!!!?

>>542820995
I second this

>>542821232
microwave should do the trick

oh god /b/ hasnt had a thread this good in years

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>>542820757

>>542820005
not new
>>542820101
up until OP got ahold of it i'm assuming it was just trying to live bro, if it's wild it's part of the ecosystem. what did you do for your fellow humans today? jerk it to a pic of a 16 year old girl on /b/? get the fuck outta here with this "useless" shit
>>542820152
grow up kid

>>542821240
Just taking a nice nap

>>542821232
Car battery should do the trick

>>542821232
In the form of a microwave?

>>542820995
Do et OP

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>>542818351
>>542818489
>>542820757
wtf man. i havnt seen a thread like this since the aero-amphibian project (which was a resounding success i might add)

>>542821232
HES LYNCHING HIM LIKE A NIGGER

>>542821232
microwave nao

>>542821142


>>542821142


And anyone who watches violent movies/ plays violent video games!

>>542821232
HEEM SLEEPY

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>>542821330
excuse me do you know how mad you are going newfag?

perhaps you should go back to your redbutt hugbox to nurse your assmad, we don't take kindly to newfags around here.

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fucking eat it already or fap on it

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>>542821232

>>542821087
>Calling others newfags
>Saves thumbnail

The fuck are those ants? I'm glad I don't live in a 3rd world shithole 2cold4bugs here

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>>542821232
wet the sponge mother fucker wet the sponge!!!!

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>>542820757
>>542820757

what kind of ants were they? can ants really kill a lizard?

He is prolly kill by now :/

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>>542821232
Attempting to use a plug for extra juice.

>>542821583
Fire ants

I hope karma finds you OP in the form of a stabbing

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>>542821494

>>542821608
WHEN WERE YOU WHEN LIZARD WAS KIL??????????

>>542821608
inb4 OP kills him self

>>542821608
R I P Op

>>542821608
This kills the OP

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>>542817972
>>542818184
>>542818351
>>542819234
>>542819575
>>542819909
>>542820757
>>542821608

>>542821608
I hope you fuck up and get electrocuted.

>>542821608
shit nigga, my sides

>>542821608
Yes that little lizzard heart needs much much juice!

I don't get it? Why wouldn't the lizard just eat the ants? He deserved to die.

>>542821608
you are going to have some mighty fine cooked lizard thar partner

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>>542821608
yeah, no thats a great idea it wont back fire at all.

>>542821467
wow man you're right i'm raging over here, thanks. your original post and 4chan(TM) memes have opened my eyes. but be careful guy, you might poke someones eye out with all those edges. hope you have a good weekend, enjoy elementary school on monday! ^^

feel better

Stop torturing the lizard. Reptiles have been around longer than us and will hopefully outlive our species also. Reptiles are the most superior species on earth. I work for many agencies that would love to grill your ass for this and I am more than happy to refer this thread to such authorities and have you fined for this.

>>542821608
he's dead give him a proper burial
HE DIED A HERO
FUCK ANTS
LONG LIVE THE LIZZARD EMPIRE

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>>542821608
>mfw OP's mom comes home and finds her 28 year old son fried to a crisp electricuted beside a dead lizard with 4chan on his phone

>>542821608
Do it in a bathtub

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>>542821608
Oh god

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>>542821608

>>542821894
oh boy

>>542821608
>>542821608

OP, I managed to revive a large dead frog that was in my back garden by hitting it in the chest with a foam baseball bat.

If you have something spongy that you could hit him with, try that.

OP YOU MY HERO

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>>542821491
Nice.

>>542817436
>>542817589
>>542817852
>>542817972
>>542818184
>>542818351
>>542819234
>>542819575
>>542819909
>>542820197
>>542820364
>>542820757
>>542821232

i hope u get cancer ! and all your family will get the same torture u doing on this poor lizard !

>>542821894
DO ET OP

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Microwave and eat for the win faggot!

>>542821820
because he was choking from the leash

>>542821894
nice socket faggot.
you break that being to edgy?

>>542821894
Please OP, stand in a bowl of water to amplify the elctric to your lizard friend

>Inb4 Op turns lizard into dinosaur that eats him

>>542821894
ITS HAPPENING

>>542821894
DONT DO IT IT MAKES NERVE GAS

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>>542821330
If you dont like you can leave and join the animal lovers over at reddit.

Mic-ro-wave!

Mic-ro-wave!

I recognize OP's house and confirmed with his IP his location. I live 10 minutes away. So, OP, fire or bludgeoning?

I'm bringing both just so you know.

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>>542822036

>>542821894

Another op that killed himself thanks to /b/...

I've had it up to here with /b/ matter of fact the whole board period. You guys ruin people lives, are fucking racist to the extreme, betas, fucking trap lovers, circlejerking, pedos and most of all assholes. I can't believe I spent 3 years on this board, just watching you faggot ass losers being pathetic, little maggots behind a keyboard typing edgy shit up. It's people like you that gives the internet a bad reputation and perspective. Why don't you all just go die, fucking end your life you faggot ass loser. DIE

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>>542821836

yes this is what i'm talking about, a real 10/10 thread.

>>542821890
Holy shit, my id

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>>542821894

>>542821975

Yeah? but I bet you still eat animals like Cows, Pigs, Chickens, Sheep and Fish right?

Yeah? SO FUCK OFF, faggot.

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>>542821894
Did you take a bite out of that wall socket cover OP?

>>542822069
Woah, bro

You're like... the fucking EDGEMEISTER!!!

>>542822069

edgy/10.

>>542821832
Dude you're clearly a moralfag and a newfag. Just shut the fuck up and go back to reddit you stupid cunt.

posting in epic bread

>>542821820
The same way early humans successfully hunted large prey, you dolt. Superiority in numbers. The same tactic that keeps the world safe today. Everyone has a fuck-ton of arms to deter the other sane asshole from making any kind of threat on a world level.

The lizard could have eaten a bunch, sure, but assuming it wasn't injured or bound to the vicinity of the ant hill it would probably have scurried away rather than being overwhelmed.

>>542822123
>> implying you've been here three years
>> implying you aren't a total beta faggot

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>>542821894
CLEAR! I gave him a bit of water because he looked thirsty.

>>542822069
>18126/9
>still falling for this shit

>>542822102
sir your edge is showing

>>542822069
Nyan-lich! HD 30d12, CR 19!

>>542822221
teach me how to be this edgy

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>>542822254
aww shit here we go...

>>542822254
You're a fucking horrible cunt. I hope your own demise is painful and prolonged

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Did op died?

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>>542821894

>>542822254
You can do it little guy

>>542822163
Vegan fagg here

So ? fuck off nigger , faggot

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>>542822254

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so happy I stumbled upon this thread

10/10

>>542822254
Put dick on its head...

>>542822254
doesn't look good, microwave should help

>>542822254

if something catches fire I highly recommend pouring a constant stream of water onto it to put it out.

>>542822254

How the fuck are you still alive?

>>542822254
>plug is out of frame
>plug is out of socket

nice try faggot

>>542822254
BE STONG LIZARD BRO!!!

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>>542821894
>>542821608
>>542821232
>>542820757
>>542820197
>>542819909
>>542819575
>>542819234
>>542818351
>>542818184
>>542817972
>>542817852
>>542817436
MY BROTHER

>>542822254
HOLY SHIT!!

>>542821232
You need a crane to fix that lizard.

>>542821846
I for one welcome our reptilian overlords

>>542822427
Detective skills

>>542822254
no! charizard!

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>>542817436
>>542817852
>>542817972
>>542818184
>>542818351
>>542819234
>>542819575
>>542819909
>>542820197
>>542820364
>>542820757
>>542821232
>>542821608
>>542821894
>>542822254

>>542821608

Ok, law enforcement is tracing you right now. Hope you are ready to at least pay a pretty large fine.

Thank me later, you sick son of a shit. Maybe I'll recommend they smash all your windows and break your nose before you are fined. I did after all get a homeless man beaten to death after I caught him harassing a python.

I guess I DO have my influence.

S.R.I.

>>542822446
kek'd

>>542822254
Launch him into space op, the thinner oxygen will help him breath.

>>542822102
JenniferLawrenceOkay.gif

i think its done for maybe you could use some of your miracle juice

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>>542822325
>>542822263
>>542822214
>>542822181
>>542822123
>>542822026

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>>542822325
>>542822263
>>542822214
>>542822181

>>542822524
LEL
E
L

>>542822524
HAW HAW

>>542822524
Wow, this fucking guy......

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Oh shit it's gonna happen

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>>542822427
Should be cooked enough to eat

>Moralfags getting BTFO
Also, this is a pretty quality thread. Nice job OP.

>>542822524
>this is why autistic people should be euthanized.

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>>542822524

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>>542822254
I think he's fine now guys.
43 decides what the next endurance test will be.

>>542822575

lol

This*

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>THIS THREAD

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>>542822254
CHARMELEON NOOOO!

>>542822524
>edgyasfuck

First an amphibian space program.

Now a lizard hospice.

I'm enjoying this shit.

>>542822670
is he die?

>>542822670
cum on it

>>542822670
MICROWAVE

five minutes

>>542822670
Microwave

Hot glue his fried corpse!

>>542822670
paint him orange and yellow and light him on fire.

>>542822670
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 10/10, OP was not a faggot!

>>542822670
OHSHITNIGGA

>>542822670
Lizard in the pooper

>>542822524
ahahahhahahahahahahhaha
alright son, its bedtime now.

>>542822670
I don't think he was black when you started.

>>542822670
Microwave fucker!

>>542822670
might be a bit overcooked but hes good to go

>>542821583
I saw a french documentary where ants kill a fucking snake.

>>542822670
nothing
43 get

>>542822670
into space

>>542822670

bat

>>542822670
HAHAHAHAHAHH!!!


rolling for rat.

>>542822670
mircowave

>>542822670
MICROWAVE
43 GET

>>542822670
the old 'tie to bicycle tire and ride for 10 seconds' test

>>542822325
Looks like this faggot wasn't here for the AERO-AMPHIBAN project.

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This fucking thread! Great job OP you're a pretty cool guy

>>542822670
cum on it

>>542822670
let a cat play with it.

>>542822670

no fucking way is it "ok"

>>542822670
Can he survive high Gs? say as created by trying him to a ceiling fan?

>>542822670
You saved him?! You is a miracle OP. End. test 02: flock of angry cats

rell 4 microwave
capatcha: 43

>>542822670

Taste. For the love of god take a nibble.

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>Mfw this thread

>>542822670
ass hole destruction

>>542822670

This:
>>542820995

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>>542822524
dont hurt your self on all those edges champ

Do fire test

>>542822524
>implying law enforcement officers care about a lizard dying.

>>542822221
or what? are you going to tie me to an ant hill too? you need to grow up, i've been here for years, it doesn't mean i'll condone cruelty to lesser creatures. maybe it's not so much about me being a moralfag but more about you thinking you've got to prove something to the other people on this board, who, quite frankly, don't give a fuck about you, me or the OP. i just voiced my concern regarding OP and the way he gets his kicks, you and everyone else calling me out came out like mindless drones. like i said to the other guy, feel better man

>>542822584
This

>>542822670
Lets see if it can be fried.

>>542822670

Cum and microwave. 43 get.

>>542822670
EAT IT WITH

>>542822670
Take him to the vets.

43 get!

Put in an easter egg and left in the grass until someone picks him up.

>>542822524
> I did after all get a homeless man beaten to death after I caught him harassing a python.
>I guess I DO have my influence.
>S.R.I.= Seriously Retarded Individual

>>542822125

I'll find you and fuck you up, too.

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>>542822524
Lol gtfo /b/ faggot

>>542822825
What is the fucking point of doing that?

cum on it