falcon punch!

tell her to stop being a whore and think about the bastard child growing inside of her

>>542712450
Put some clothes on her and tell her to fuck off is not mine!!!

i would put my dick in every single hole of her body, including her belly button.

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Make her get an abortion

>>542712789
The only person so far who got it right.

>>542712450
nothing, she is already full of another mans child.

Allow her to give birth

>>542712450
>wire hanger abortion
>feed it to her
>anal

>>542712450
put her on a diet

Fuck her so hard the baby comes out pregnant

Post more, she's perfect for me.

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>>542712450

more prego

>>542712450
Abort the baby

>>542712450
Someone has already done to her.

Am I the only person here besides OP that doesn't care if she's pregnant, as long as me fucking her doesn't cause her to immediately give birth?

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>>542715839

youre not alone

>>542715839

have fun with all the diseases you are going to get from her

I would totes #unpregnate her with my 10" #needledick.

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I’m now addicted to this 278 shit .
check out liveshittfree.tumblr.com

pay for her abortion

>>542716936
>implies I'd fuck any girl who I'd get diseases either way
Being pregnant doesn't change my standards for women or give her a free pass.

>>542712450
Creampie with no regrets.

>>542717475
Fair point. It wouldn't be your kid if she's already preggo.

>>542712450
Looks like somebody already did.
And she's almost ready for another one!

>>542717218

protip: decent women who practice safe sex don't get knocked up at 20 years old

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My wife pregnant.

i'd drive her to planned parenthood and kick her out the passenger door without stopping.

hit mummy in the tummy if the hooker plays a dummy

Does anyone have the GIF of the pregnant chick getting fucked and punched in the stomach at the same time?

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>>542712450

>>542718209
never knew her, i'd probably screw her, dump her body in the sewer

Come on her belly

>>542718349
I am laughing inappropriately hard at this question.

>>542717956
Protip: decent women are for lifelong commitments.

>>542718058
thats extremely attractive, im not sure why

>>542712450
>ctrl-f
>FALCON PUNCH
>1 match
FALCON PUCH

rip off that nose ring, burn her eyes out with a blow torch, cut off her tits with a scalpel and beat that stomach with a baseball bat with nails and screws sticking out on the end

>>542712450
Bareback, no ragrets

>>542713792
the tattoo is going to look really fucking stupid when she's done being preg

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>>542718692
No tats, piercings, etc., maybe?

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>>542718748
3 3dg3y 3 m3

>>542713867

Intern her in her new house, pic related bottom left.

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>>542718748

Give her an abortion

>>542712450
punch her in the fucking stomach

Plan out a strict diet.

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To answer OPs question, I'd ignore her and go home to my pregnant wife happily, and free of disease or drama.

Bend her over and stick cock in ass.
>piercings are nasty
>tattoos are skanky
Bitch better be "clean-looking" from the backside or it's choke time.

>>542720102

For now.. Don't worry the disease and drama will arrive just as the baby does. Your baby will probably make you sick more than you cam imagine. The drama will extend until the child is 18 & has dis-owned you or vice versa.

On the one hand, good luck with you future, the child you have will blow your mind & be the best thing in your life.

On the other, take that for being smug about both your & this other girls situation, & although you call bullshit on my first statement, Being the close guardian of a child, I can tell you now already the drama is fucking rampant & the child is a training school for bacteria that when encountered in the real world would not make you ill but after incubation in there little bodies is more than strong enough to bring you literally to your knees hugging a toilet.

P.s your baby-momma has stubby thumbs.

Hand her a brown paper bag.

>>542721143
> close guardian of a child
But it's not your child? What's the story?

>>542712450
would love to shit on her belly

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>>542721143
Actually, I already have one child and my wife is pregnant with our second. We haven't had any big increase in illnesses, though the chaos is constant and hilarious. Thanks for the warnings, though.
My wife does not have stubby thumbs, however.

>>542722671
did your wife shit when she gave birth?

>>542719158
probably, i cant put a finger on it but shes really turning me on MOARRRR

im rock hard

>>542718748

Pretty generic, must try hard3r

>>542722671
Aww man. I miss pregnant sex.
Pregnant sex was awesome.

>>542712450
I certainly wouldn't get her pregnant

Your wife is a bonny lass you lucky bastard

>>542712450
Bum sex next time.

you know, i´ve always wanted somebody to take a tattoo of my face in their body

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OP, I'm in love with your lady. Here, take all of my envy you glorious winged bastard.
>Pic fucking related

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>>542718748

>>542722062

He's family. Can't long story, must go. Everybodies happy though, if your looking for misery, pls elsewhere

>>542722671
Hairy muff Fairy nuff.
Stubby thumbs was perhaps unfair, more a lack of nail/overly rounded tip that makes them look like hotdogs. I'm sure there's upsides. I bet they just glide right in.

..

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>>542722913
No, actually. Apparently it's not as universal as the rumors make out.

>>542724127
>dat big healthy butt

>>542724127
MOAR

>>542724127
well that's slightly dissapointing, tnx anyway though
nice wife

>>542724127

nice ass.

as for ops question, cant get her pregnant so why not. pregnant women somehow look quite attractive, dont ask me why.

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1. Tattoo a huge cock on her stomach 2. Brand ur initials on her ass cheeks.

>>542712450
Raise her child so I can molest it

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>>542717001
faggot using a hashtag on /b/
let's not even start that cancer here. Fuckin hashtags everywhere already.

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She let the hair grow natural before the birth (easier)

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Don't have much more I can share, but glad some anons liked her. First child was a boy, this one will be a girl.

>>542725710
I totally have a fetish for natural pubic hair.
My ex used to "make" me shave hers when she deemed it too long. Shit was awesome.

>>542726032
That's one hella hot pregnant wife you got there anon, thanks for sharing.

>>542725710
any spread pussy pics?

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>>542725206
#YOLO !!!!!

>>542725710
That poor child is going to come out with some serious rugburn...

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>>542726749
They can shave it at the hospital.
>>542726390
Not from late pregnancy. This is as close as I have on hand.

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>>542726367
I like some fur too, anon.
>>542726205
Glad you enjoyed her.

>>542728829
>>542728553
Keep em, coming anon, Imma save this folder for future faps

>>542728553
very nice pic

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Pearl necklace by ZZ Top

>>542724127

yeah my ex wife didn't shit either. It was funny watching the nurses wait for it and it never happened. Then again, she wasn't pushing for long either. Maybe never had a chance.

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Should go get some work done, tho. Didn't mean to hijack the thread

nope

>>542729895

dude, you didn't hijack it, you won