[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
what's your best pickup line /b/
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are currently reading a thread in /b/ - Random
Thread replies: 49
Thread images: 6
Anonymous (ID: GYRyglto)
2014-04-05 05:03:04 Post No. 540761414
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: image.jpg (340 KB, 1105x829) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
340 KB, 1105x829
Anonymous (ID: GYRyglto) 2014-04-05 05:03:04 Post No. 540761414 [Report]
what's your best pickup line /b/
>>
Anonymous (ID: GYRyglto) 2014-04-05 05:04:18 Post No.540761512
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: GYRyglto) 2014-04-05 05:04:18 Post No.540761512 [Report]
ill start
from 1 to America how free are you tonight
>>
Anonymous (ID: GAMeDHwJ) 2014-04-05 05:04:29 Post No.540761529
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: GAMeDHwJ) 2014-04-05 05:04:29 Post No.540761529 [Report]
Hey Gurl!
I will take you like russians took crimea
>>
Anonymous (ID: UaAM6DDG) 2014-04-05 05:05:57 Post No.540761663
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: UaAM6DDG) 2014-04-05 05:05:57 Post No.540761663 [Report]
>>540761414
dubs?

also
>>540761529
nice id
>>
Anonymous (ID: MydRn7R3) 2014-04-05 05:17:17 Post No.540762563
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: MydRn7R3) 2014-04-05 05:17:17 Post No.540762563 [Report]
>>540761414
hi!
>>
Anonymous (ID: 6TfUdIj2) 2014-04-05 05:21:23 Post No.540762871
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: 6TfUdIj2) 2014-04-05 05:21:23 Post No.540762871 [Report]
I wish you were a toe so I could bang you on all the furniture in my house.
>>
Anonymous (ID: ccoEtb69) 2014-04-05 05:23:31 Post No.540763012
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: ccoEtb69) 2014-04-05 05:23:31 Post No.540763012 [Report]
"I have all this money and no one to spend it on..."
>>
Anonymous (ID: EHQulQka) 2014-04-05 05:24:49 Post No.540763104
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: EHQulQka) 2014-04-05 05:24:49 Post No.540763104 [Report]
I wanna make like ice cream and go straight to your thighs
>>
Anonymous (ID: Zu4x4P0P) 2014-04-05 05:24:49 Post No.540763106
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: Zu4x4P0P) 2014-04-05 05:24:49 Post No.540763106 [Report]
My dick just died, can i bury it in your ass?
>>
Anonymous (ID: KlwSB70k) 2014-04-05 05:24:53 Post No.540763115
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: KlwSB70k) 2014-04-05 05:24:53 Post No.540763115 [Report]
>>540761414
fancy a fuck?
>>
Anonymous (ID: iI/XnChy) 2014-04-05 05:26:14 Post No.540763215
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: iI/XnChy) 2014-04-05 05:26:14 Post No.540763215 [Report]
>"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
>>
Anonymous (ID: AK/7uXtm) 2014-04-05 05:27:21 Post No.540763292
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous (ID: AK/7uXtm) 2014-04-05 05:27:21 Post No.540763292 [Report]
File: 1379863119000.jpg (117 KB, 636x853) Image search: [Google]
1379863119000.jpg
117 KB, 636x853
>>540761512
>>
Anonymous (ID: pyb30VA+) 2014-04-05 05:29:24 Post No.540763443
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: pyb30VA+) 2014-04-05 05:29:24 Post No.540763443 [Report]
I want to set fire to Julie Andrews
>>
Anonymous (ID: fzfqT6TB) 2014-04-05 05:29:52 Post No.540763468
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: fzfqT6TB) 2014-04-05 05:29:52 Post No.540763468 [Report]
Eey gurl, u wan sum fuk???? Xxxxx
>>
Anonymous (ID: oGZdwN9l) 2014-04-05 05:31:06 Post No.540763559
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: oGZdwN9l) 2014-04-05 05:31:06 Post No.540763559 [Report]
hey bby want sum fuk?
U got kik? If not ur not a real grill go fuk urself
It's not rape if you like it
>itt every 13 year old on the Internet
>>
Anonymous (ID: QJRegxRI) 2014-04-05 05:32:22 Post No.540763656
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: QJRegxRI) 2014-04-05 05:32:22 Post No.540763656 [Report]
>>540761414
dem tiny nipples

can I have moar?

>>540763115
*shag
>>
Anonymous (ID: oGZdwN9l) 2014-04-05 05:32:22 Post No.540763657
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: oGZdwN9l) 2014-04-05 05:32:22 Post No.540763657 [Report]
>>540763012
>Inb4 feminist rage
>>
Anonymous (ID: Y54FHNK0) 2014-04-05 05:32:26 Post No.540763663
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: Y54FHNK0) 2014-04-05 05:32:26 Post No.540763663 [Report]
does this smell like chloroform to you?
>>
Anonymous (ID: aE5nv8Ok) 2014-04-05 05:35:32 Post No.540763886
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: aE5nv8Ok) 2014-04-05 05:35:32 Post No.540763886 [Report]
>>540761512
From North Korea to America, how free are you tonight
>>
Anonymous (ID: aE5nv8Ok) 2014-04-05 05:36:33 Post No.540763962
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: aE5nv8Ok) 2014-04-05 05:36:33 Post No.540763962 [Report]
You an me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel.
>>
Anonymous (ID: QJRegxRI) 2014-04-05 05:36:58 Post No.540763995
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: QJRegxRI) 2014-04-05 05:36:58 Post No.540763995 [Report]
>>540761414
hey gurl, want sum free drugs? These are totally not roofies, I swear on me mum.

note: no skanky bitch in the whole world would refuse free shit, especially drugs. And I mention me mum, so she knows I've got family and traditional values in mind, so these can't be roofies, right? The bitch would think
>>
Anonymous (ID: Pu3YDvFw) 2014-04-05 05:37:51 Post No.540764064
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: Pu3YDvFw) 2014-04-05 05:37:51 Post No.540764064 [Report]
I do the Revolver Ocelot Taunt
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4+8aEb+w) 2014-04-05 05:38:31 Post No.540764109
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: 4+8aEb+w) 2014-04-05 05:38:31 Post No.540764109 [Report]
Ey gurl, lemme holla atchoo.
Damn gurl, lemme pee in your butt.

Hasn't failed me once.
>>
Anonymous (ID: aE5nv8Ok) 2014-04-05 05:38:56 Post No.540764140
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous (ID: aE5nv8Ok) 2014-04-05 05:38:56 Post No.540764140 [Report]
>>
Anonymous (ID: phdE5CvQ) 2014-04-05 05:39:37 Post No.540764197
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: phdE5CvQ) 2014-04-05 05:39:37 Post No.540764197 [Report]
> if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
> got a whole dictionary tattooed on my dick, so how about I put some words in your mouth
> I'll only put it in for a second
> waddup bish
>>
Anonymous (ID: 9XcKwEeG) 2014-04-05 05:40:13 Post No.540764241
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: 9XcKwEeG) 2014-04-05 05:40:13 Post No.540764241 [Report]
>>540764064

best
>>
Anonymous (ID: 5KR2c+qQ) 2014-04-05 05:41:29 Post No.540764341
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: 5KR2c+qQ) 2014-04-05 05:41:29 Post No.540764341 [Report]
>>540761414
How much does a polar bear weigh? Just enough to break the ice
>>
Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-04-05 05:47:59 Post No.540764819
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-04-05 05:47:59 Post No.540764819 [Report]
Fuck you guys
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4ASFj8Cq) 2014-04-05 05:50:16 Post No.540764967
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous (ID: 4ASFj8Cq) 2014-04-05 05:50:16 Post No.540764967 [Report]
File: pickupline.jpg (23 KB, 300x193) Image search: [Google]
pickupline.jpg
23 KB, 300x193
>>540761414
>>
Anonymous (ID: WHCfDDyC) 2014-04-05 05:52:32 Post No.540765153
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: WHCfDDyC) 2014-04-05 05:52:32 Post No.540765153 [Report]
>>540764197
garam?
>>
Anonymous (ID: ClP8ZVbV) 2014-04-05 05:57:01 Post No.540765493
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: ClP8ZVbV) 2014-04-05 05:57:01 Post No.540765493 [Report]
>>540761414
Fuck, i remember seeing this on pornhub but i forgot the name of the video.... anyone sauce?
>>
Anonymous (ID: OFwUXADI) 2014-04-05 05:59:00 Post No.540765631
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: OFwUXADI) 2014-04-05 05:59:00 Post No.540765631 [Report]
"My name's Bond..."
"Yeah yeah, James Bond, right?"
"Nah, Uni-Bond. I'm here to fill your crack"
>>
Anonymous (ID: oETtmjIv) 2014-04-05 05:59:25 Post No.540765660
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Anonymous (ID: oETtmjIv) 2014-04-05 05:59:25 Post No.540765660 [Report]
File: where da lolis at.jpg (569 KB, 1088x1920) Image search: [Google]
where da lolis at.jpg
569 KB, 1088x1920
my puppy squeezed out of its leash and ran off
can you help me look for him?
i think he's hiding in the park across the street...
>>
Anonymous (ID: iMeddnor) 2014-04-05 06:05:46 Post No.540766117
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: iMeddnor) 2014-04-05 06:05:46 Post No.540766117 [Report]
>>540761512
is america the country in which you can't drink on the streets?
>>
Anonymous (ID: a6VaeJIa) 2014-04-05 06:07:58 Post No.540766287
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: a6VaeJIa) 2014-04-05 06:07:58 Post No.540766287 [Report]
>>540766117
brit-bong here, you can't drink on the streets here either
>>
Anonymous (ID: JnfkiR8H) 2014-04-05 06:09:41 Post No.540766430
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: JnfkiR8H) 2014-04-05 06:09:41 Post No.540766430 [Report]
>>540763468
justin?!?!?!?
>>
Anonymous (ID: XhbvBBSy) 2014-04-05 06:10:03 Post No.540766459
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: XhbvBBSy) 2014-04-05 06:10:03 Post No.540766459 [Report]
>>540761414
that picture sums it up
>>
Anonymous (ID: iMeddnor) 2014-04-05 06:10:09 Post No.540766471
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: iMeddnor) 2014-04-05 06:10:09 Post No.540766471 [Report]
>>540766287
ok...
>>
Anonymous (ID: g5DEFqXd) 2014-04-05 06:10:15 Post No.540766483
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: g5DEFqXd) 2014-04-05 06:10:15 Post No.540766483 [Report]
>>540766117
Dat ID

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
>>
Anonymous (ID: WWERZypJ) 2014-04-05 06:12:44 Post No.540766662
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: WWERZypJ) 2014-04-05 06:12:44 Post No.540766662 [Report]
>>540766287
Bullshit. Yes you can.

Still though,
>implying that any country is 'free'
>>
Anonymous (ID: LaXtQe6H) 2014-04-05 06:13:27 Post No.540766710
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: LaXtQe6H) 2014-04-05 06:13:27 Post No.540766710 [Report]
>>540766117
I know you can in Las Vegas. I'm sure there are other places that allow it but for the most part no, public drinking/intoxication is not allowed.
>>
Anonymous (ID: vwekidjt) 2014-04-05 06:16:07 Post No.540766896
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: vwekidjt) 2014-04-05 06:16:07 Post No.540766896 [Report]
>>540761414
"I'm good at licking pussies too"
>>
Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-04-05 06:16:18 Post No.540766914
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: Heaven) 2014-04-05 06:16:18 Post No.540766914 [Report]
>>540766662
>Bullshit. Yes you can.
Generally, you're right. But there are exclusion zones set up around certain places
>often pubs with a history of drunken disturbances
>>
Anonymous (ID: tIXhoemP) 2014-04-05 06:21:26 Post No.540767257
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: tIXhoemP) 2014-04-05 06:21:26 Post No.540767257 [Report]
>>540761414
"Are you a beaver? Because I'm a zoophile...."
>>
Anonymous (ID: WKjNMY+R) 2014-04-05 06:24:11 Post No.540767457
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: WKjNMY+R) 2014-04-05 06:24:11 Post No.540767457 [Report]
>>540767257
kek
>>
Anonymous (ID: Fpf017cb) 2014-04-05 06:24:18 Post No.540767463
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: Fpf017cb) 2014-04-05 06:24:18 Post No.540767463 [Report]
>>540761414
"On the ground bitch or i`ll kill your fucking family!"

Surprisingly effective.
>>
Anonymous (ID: LaY7mlEE) 2014-04-05 06:24:33 Post No.540767482
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: LaY7mlEE) 2014-04-05 06:24:33 Post No.540767482 [Report]
"P-please stop dancing on me that makes me uncomfortable"
>>
Anonymous (ID: WKjNMY+R) 2014-04-05 06:25:37 Post No.540767550
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: WKjNMY+R) 2014-04-05 06:25:37 Post No.540767550 [Report]
>>540767463
kek 2
>>
Anonymous (ID: 1CVkcO3x) 2014-04-05 06:28:32 Post No.540767740
[Report]
Anonymous (ID: 1CVkcO3x) 2014-04-05 06:28:32 Post No.540767740 [Report]
>>540763012
this
Thread replies: 49
Thread images: 6
banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.