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All right, you all now how to do mad libs, so here's how it's gonna go down:

I'm going to take the first word that works for the current category, then I'll post the whole thing when it's done.
For example, if I need a verb I will only take a verb and nothing else. Once I have the verb I wait until the next required type of word shows up. I won't tell you what type of word I need unless it's very specific.

First word is a relative (ie: father)
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nigger
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sister
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circle jerk (verb or noun)
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>>539738502
The next 3 are adjectives
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sticky
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nig nog
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>>539738727
lubricated
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hairy
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Roan
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>>539738953
a name
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>>539739049
Hitler
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>>539739153
2 adjectives
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>>539739270
overstretched
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>>539739270
rhadamanthine
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>>539739438
verb ending in "ed"
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>>539739563
raped
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>>539739563
drained
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>>539739563
Fisted
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>>539739610
a Body Part
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>>539739859
Testicles
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>>539739904
verb ending in "ing"
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>>539740020
nigging
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>>539740020
shitting
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>>539740020
Fisting
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>>539740191
NOUN (PLURAL)
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>>539740323
dildos
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>>539740323
/b/tards
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>>539740396
noun
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>>539740494
Eggroll
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>>539740568
adverb
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>>539740684
niggerly
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>>539740684
gayly
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>>539741082
verb
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>>539741157
pummel
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>>539741213
verb
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>>539741157
pumping
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>>539741274
seduce
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>>539741318
relative (ie cousin)
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daughter
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>>539741420
Threw year old niece
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>>539741470
a name
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>>539741521
Bjorn
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>>539741521
Dick Richards
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>>539741564
It is done.

Dear Sister,
I am having a(n) Sticky time at camp. The counselour is Lubricated and the food is Hairy. I met Hitler and we became Overstretched friends. Unfortunately, Hitler is Rhadamanthine and I Raped my Testicles so we couldn`t go Nigging like everybody else. I need more Dildos and a Eggroll sharpener, so please Niggerly Pummel more when you Pumping back.
Your Daughter,
Bjorn
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>>539741682
>Your daughter, Bjorn

I did not expect to laugh that hard.
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>>539741682
Hey, it's Woody Allen's daughter!
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Well, that was good.

If anyone wants to start one, feel free.
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ok, I need a noun
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>>539741682
fuck... i should of put pump back.

ANOTHER!!
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>>539742331
Agreed. Thanks for the laughs.
also,
>>539742439
carpool lane
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rekt
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>>539742487
ok now i need an adjective
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>>539742619
burning
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>>539742619
bleeding
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>>539742619
Sexy
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now i need two pronouns
>>539742695
>>539742721
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>>539742802
it
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>>539742802
he-she
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>>539742802
her
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>>539742802
umm I don`t know what that is. her?
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>>539742802
Ok, its done lemme type it up, i need a few minutes
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>>539743004
that was short I will try one.
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>>539743081
fuck it. too much work. lurking
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meanwhile, bump
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>>539743425
http://www.madglibs.com/
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I'll start another one in the meantime if anons want.
I needs a plural noun
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>>539743425
almost dont
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>>539743559
done*
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>>539743526
sex slavs
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>>539743526
Vaginas
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>>539743731
Ok now I need two nouns
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>>539743794
wolf
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>>539743794
toronto niggers
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>>539743794
Penis
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>>539743997
>>539744007
Part of the body
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>>539744062
spleen
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>>539744121
Another plural noun now please.
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>>539744174
bees
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>>539744174
anal beads
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>>539744212
Cool beans. Now I need an adverb.
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>>539741682
>Your Daughter,
>Bjorn
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>>539744271
painfully
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>>539744383
Now I need a noun
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>>539744459
Mars
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>>539744459
15 foot pole
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>>539744504
Two adjectives now please /b/ros.
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>>539744583
dry
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>>539744583
racist
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>>539744625
>>539744675
Two more nouns
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>>539744583

Derogative
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evening
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>>539744767
table
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>>539744767

Exhaust manifold
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>>539744860
>>539744872
A person's last name
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>>539744954
Claus
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>>539744954
Laprise
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>>539744954
Browntown
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>>539744954
Rommel
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>>539745017
Almost there /b/ros. Now I just need two more nouns and an adjective.
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>>539745108
adjective huge
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>>539745108
moustache
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>>539745108
cock
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>>539745108
dildo gun
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William Shakespeare is regarded by scholars and sex slaves alike as the greatest playwright and wolf to ever put pen to toronto niggers. Although he wrote in his native spleen, Shakespeare has been translated into twelve different bees and his plays and poems are painfully read and performed everywhere in the world. Hamlet's soliloquy -- which begins "To be or not to be, that is the Mars," -- has been delivered on stage by more dry actors than any other racist evening ever written.

Among Shakespeare's greatest plays are Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, The table of Venice, King Claus, A Midsummer Night's moustache, and The Taming of the cock. We could go on, but we must leave. As Romeo said to Juliet, "Parting is such huge sorrow."
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>>539745418
>The taming of the cock
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>>539745575
I thought the dry actors bit was kinda funny.
I'll start another one, we need a name.
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>>539745575
can`t tame this one I bet you. not even a horse farmer can do it
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>>539745575
sounds like a job for OP
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>>539745670
Dorner
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>>539745670
dick tracy
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>>539745868
Last name
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>>539745815
Pro-tip! Check my ID tag.
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>>539745981
nigger
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>>539746113
OK now I need a verb
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>>539746157
kill
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>>539746157
thrust
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>>539746209
Now I need a noun pls.
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>>539746261
pussy
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>>539746261
15 foot pole
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>>539746402
Can I get a body part (plural)
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>>539746438
Assholes
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>>539746479
A female name now if you would.
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>>539746536
Jenny
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>>539746587
A verb ending in "ed"?
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>>539746635
molested
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cockslapped
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>>539746635
fucked
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>>539746635
Fucked
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>>539746674
Another noun please.
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>>539746782
Car
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>>539746782
gasket
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>>539746850
A plural noun?
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>>539746902
dildos
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>>539746924
A verb?
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>>539747032
molest
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>>539747032
Sodomized
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>>539747068
Another noun?
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>>539747134
Vibrator
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>>539747173
An occupation?
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>>539747134

Exhaust Manifold!
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>>539747264
Sex slave
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>>539747134
farmer
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>>539747264
gynecologist
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>>539747296
A number?
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>>539747376
69
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>>539747376
584758475834593459485948
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>>539747425
Obvious choice, a verb?
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>>539747520
fisted
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>>539747520
Cumming
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>>539747558
OK now I just need a name (first and last)
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>>539747714
spink flatfarter
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>>539747714
Jenny Marie
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>>539747714
dick tracy
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Dear Mr. and Mrs. Dorner Nigger,

Will you let me kill your pussy? Ever since I laid assholes on Jenny, I have molested madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the car of my dildos and that someday we will sodomize happily ever after. I have a vibrator as a sex slave that pays $69 each month. I promise to fist Jenny with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Spink Flatfarter
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>>539747986
>I promise to fist Jenny with kindness and respect.
haha wtf
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>>539747986
>I promise to fist jenny with kindness and respect.

My fucking sides.
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>>539747986
will you let me kill your pussy. i woke up neighbors there
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>>539747986
>I promise to fist Jenny with kindness and respect.
heh
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Fill every space with fart
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>>539747986
I think we did well there. Ok guys, our next one starts with an adverb
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>>539748494
britishly
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>>539748563
A liquid?
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>>539748615
Cum
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>>539748643
A noun?
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>>539748767
Shit
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>>539748767
shit
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>>539748767
rapider
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>>539748767
Gandalf
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>>539748821
A number?
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>>539748894
12
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>>539748909
A plural noun?
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>>539749005
Dildos
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>>539749005
rectums
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>>539749005
cigarettes
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>>539749005
Weird Als
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>>539749005
A verb?
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niggerly
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>>539749134
Shitting
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>>539749134
fuck
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>>539749175
An adjective?
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>>539749162
oh shit, that's an adverb!
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>>539749263
red
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>>539749263
Niggerly
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>>539749309
A noun?
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>>539749396
horsecock
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>>539749396
4chan
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>>539749396
space man
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>>539749431
Another plural noun?
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butt poops
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>>539749493
mcnuggets
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>>539749493
Niggers
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>>539749512
An illness?
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>>539749626
ms
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>>539749626
Hepatitis C
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>>539749656
An occupation?
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>>539749753
Sex slave
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>>539749753
mecanic
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>>539749753
prostitute
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>>539749753
police officer
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>>539749795
Plural body part
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>>539749874
rectums
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>>539749874
Fallopian tubes
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>>539749874
testicles
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>>539749874
Sphincters.
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In order to wash your face britishly, you must wet your shit in warm cum. Then, fart it across your face 12 times. This will wash off any remaining dildos. When you are done you should shit on the cloth in red water to clean it. You should also wash your face with a horse cock to keep it smooth and shiny. This will keep also keep away butt poops. Don`t worry. It is normal to experience Multiple Sclerosis the first time you try this. Consult your mechanic if you break out in rectums. This works well on your fallopian tubes too!
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>It is normal to experience Multiple Sclerosis the first time you try this.
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>>539750210
>You should also wash your face with a horse cock to keep it smooth and shiny

Good advice! Will start doing it right away.
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>>539750210
oh jeeze
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>>539750210
Ok this will be a short one. I need a plural noun to start us off.
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>>539750729
niggers
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>>539750795
And we're off to a great start, next I need an occupation
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>>539750990
gynecologist
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>>539751134
An animal (plural)
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>>539751227
elephant
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>>539751227
cats
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>>539751338
A place?
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>>539751392
afghanistan
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>>539751392
Panama
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>>539751468
A verb please?
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>>539751564
raping
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>>539751613
And finally a noun to finish us up
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Man Tits
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>>539751743
gasket
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>>539751743
Anus
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In the book War of the niggers, the main character is an anonymous gynecologist who records the arrival of elephants in Afghanistan. Needless to say, havoc reigns as the elephants continue to rape everything in sight, until they are killed by the common man tits.
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>>539751990
alright. good nigh. 6 am here
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>>539751990
Hey bro, mind if we do some adult mad-libs?
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>>539752270
http://www.wordblanks.com/mad-libs/adult/
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>>539752078
Ok homie, this next one is called My True Fantasy. Let's do this. Gimme a a verb.
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>>539752542
wrestle
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>>539752673
Another verb?
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cunt-punch
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>>539752968
A female name?
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>>539753038
Lezzlie Chow
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>>539753293
An adjective?
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>>539753427
horny
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>>539753495
A colour?
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>>539753576
dookie
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>>539753770
I now need two verbs.
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>>539753840
fascistly
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>>539753840
Shaking
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>>539753840
ear shitting
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>>539754127
>>539754190
Another female name
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The Crushinator
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>>539754286
Rei Ayanami
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>>539754286
Veronica Mars
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>>539754403
An adjective?
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>>539754286
Michelle Obama
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>>539754476
crusty
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>>539754526
Two verbs?
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>>539754476
dastardly
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>>539754587
ass pissing
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>>539754587
pound
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>>539754813
>>539754773
Another female name?
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>>539754587
leaking
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