>>537793598
Are you an actor?

Are you female?

Are you a gentleman?

are you a massive faggot? (trick question)

>>537793684
no

>>537793598
A real celebrity would never post on 4chan, you're one of those mid tier famous people.

Do you like cake?
Do you like chocolate cake?
Do you like strawberry tarts?

Are you a troll?

Are you a b list celebrity?

>>537793598
Are you not that famous but you legitimately think yourself to be famous?

By "reasonably famous"
Like there are "reasonably famous" people that I will try to talk to literally any other person about and they'll have no idea what I'm talking about. Is it like that?

>>537793725
yes

are you ron paul?

>>537793862
TITS OR GTFO

>>537793862
"are you female"
"yes"

troll confirmed

Are you Xander Schloss?

Are you a musician?

>>537793840
If you listened to radio, watched tv or went on the internet in about the last 5 years you will know me. I say reasonably because I'm not sure how many older people would know me.

>>537793862
Are you a politician?

are you a politician?

Are you the channel 5 news girl?

Go to bed Phil Collins, no one likes you.

>>537793983
Confirmed for Tay Zonday

>>537793598
What is your favorite color?

>>537793962
yes.

Getting warmer people

>>537793598
Do you have a cunt and/or are you a cunt ?

are you Ellen Degenerates?

>>537794081
hey taylor swift

>>537793598
Are you Lorde?

>>537794081
justin?

are you a faggot? (legit question, since lots of musical artists are)

>>537794081
are you an american musician?

Are you taylor swift's evil twin sister?

Hi Taylor =)

are you Kelly Osbourne?

> Taylor Swift
Will you marry me pls

What is your last name?

Man this is a lot more fun than I thought it would be. 7 more questions people.

stfu. you aren't Taylor swift

>>537794081
Are you one of these: (yes/no)

Rebecca Black
Ke$ha
Brittney Spears
Jessica Simpson
Selena Gomez

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>>537794081

>reasonably famous

not taylor swift faggots

>>537794246
Are you American?

are you a niggress

are you Amanda Bynes?

>>537794246
what was the last festival you performed at?

>>537794178
Yes.

>>537794343
I lost interest (but will continue lurking anyway)

>>537794326
Yes

are you KdollarsignSha?

>>537794343
Are you from New York?

>>537793598
Why is it that you are so pretentious that you think anyone gives a fuck who you are.
Kill yourself.
Because everyone knows any "famous'' person contribute nothing to society.

>>537794343
are you between 20 and 30 years old?

Are you my future wife Hayley Williams?

>>537794343
are you blond?

>>537794457
no
>>537794492
yes

>>537794343
>>537794434
Not fair, you answered 2 same questions.

Find another playground, new kid.

It's Lady Gaga again.

/thread

>>537794581
confirmed for taylor swift

>>537794571
At the moment, no.

>>537793598
Are you Taylor swift ?

>>537793598
Have you done any television appearances to promote your work?

>>537794743
did hitler do smth wrong?

I don't give a shit about your "fame". Here you're just another stupid cum dumpster.

Tits or gtfo, you ignorant attention whore. Rules are fucking rules.

>>537794743
Are you in a band?

>>537794743
Are you single?

Show us your tits cunt

>>537794554
>doesn't answer my question
>confirmed for hayley williams
>confirmed for proposal rejection
>sadmode activate

>>537794340
Thank God no

Its amazing what people can write and say when they are sure that no one will know they wrote it..

porcelain black?

>>537793598
Are you ranked in the top 50 female artists for usa list?

How about if we guess who you are you have to post get numbers for an hero

Are you
>Lana del Ray
>Jasmine Van den Bogaerde
>Zsuzsanna Ward
>Florence Welch
>Ellie Goulding
>Adele Adkins
>Jessica Cornish

>>537793598
Did Jake Gyllenhaal take your virginity and then dumped you on your birthday?

>>537794554
No but I could probably get someone to arrange a date if I wanted to.

>>537795069
Can you do that for me please?

>>537794979
Don't know which list you're referring to, but I'd probably say yes.

>>537795069
Are you Taylor Swift ?

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>>537794992
All of my yes

do u front a rock band?

are you lights poxleitner?

>>537795162
Is the music your making more rock-ish ?

>>537795162
can I go down on you for a few hours?

>>537795139
lol

How many boobs do you have?

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>>537793598

are you caucasian?

Holy shit you fags, it's Malukah.

Right my beautiful people, rule change

When this is posted you get 3 chances to guess who I am.

The first 3 replies to this are what counts.

Guess wrong and we go our separate ways.

Guess right and I will give photo/twitter proof.

GUESS!

>>537795304
Alaina Marie Beaton

>>537795397
Jay Leno

>>537795162
Oh god.
Hey Kesha, hows the ghost hunting goinnfor ya?

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Hi Ms. Perry what brings you to this place of colossal faggotry?

howard stern's wife

>>537795397
Seka Aleksi??

Do you twerk hard for the money?

Captcha artist rssuppor

>>537795397
Taylor Momsen

>>537793598
honestly, i wouldn't even be surprised if this is miley. she would come to /b/ to try and be edgy and shit.

>>537795397
howard's wife

>>537795397
Taylor swift for fucks sake

>>537795397
kesha
>mfw she said "replies"

>>537793598

Are you Emma From the Easy A movie?

>>537795541
I had the same feeling. Also, it does take some bitchiness to think they make the rules.

>>537795397
You can't just change the rules like that newfag

Joel, go back to /mu/ you fucking faggot

>>537795541
miley has been around on the order of 10 years, not 5

Taylor Swift


/thread

>>537795397
OP stop being a faggot. did we guess right?

>>537795445
LOL

>>537795397
barakc obma

Hahaha!

Oh my gosh this was fantastic, but I'm so sorry your first 3 guesses weren't right, but if it's any consolation, someone guessed right unofficially in this thread at least twice

I love you all, have a wonderful night. If you ever meet me in real life, say your from 4chan and I'll give you a hug.

To the guy who wants to marry Hayley Williams, I can say this now since I'm still confidential. She's a giant bitch in real life

It's a 15 year old kid who is having a blast fucking with you other 15 year old idiots

Are you adolf hitler?

>>537795840
I'm the guy, I don't believe you, and even if you're right I would make her happy so you should set up that date

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OP, is that you?
I've got it
it's faggot

>>537795419
>>537795525
>>537795534
No, no and no.

Guess I remain anonymous a little bit longer :)

>>537795840
yeah peace t swift

>>537795840
Someone's jealous

>>537795840
unofficially? fuck you, I said KdollarsignSha a long time ago.

>>537795840
Alaina Marie Beaton, she is porcelain black , im telling you lel

>>537795840
Are you allergic to milk?

>>537795397
are you................will smith?

>>537795840
*you're
bye, Taylor

>>537795840
Damn, it's Jay Leno

>>537795840
Girl, don't leave us alone.

Give at least a subtle hint.

>>537793827

A troll? On /b/? Not a chance.

>>537795840
IT IS SO FUCKING HOWARD'S WIFE
GET THE FUCK OUT, BITCH

Mick Jaggers girl friend ?

>>537795397
You T. Swizz? How does your song go? You wear short skirts, I wear sneakers, she's cheer captain and I am sucking off the bleachers?

Did you write a breakup song after that? Who am I kidding, course you did.

>/thread

confirmed for kesha. she's dyed her hair, right?

>>537795840
ctrl + f "kesha"

It's you isn't it Kesha.

fucking kesha you illuminati bitch
cheating on your SATs
studying for your mensa tests
fuck you

>>537795840
you could still hang out and chat with us, it's not like being a girl on /b/ isn't enough to pique the interest of us neckbeards

>>537795946
Damn it, we know you're a girl, don't count Jay Leno.

Are you Michael Jordan's mouth piece?

Its fucking Miley Cyrus dear lord

it's kesha. tell her twitter hello from /b/

>>537795840
WTF Taylor why do u keep getting ur hart broken???

Le epik trole

/thread

>>537795946
Alana Morrisette, Gaga or pink...most likely gaga.

Well this was the gayest thing that ever gayed in the history of gay.

>>537796153
Wats twitter

You are skyler grey

>>537796160
why would someone just go on the Internet and lie though?

sharpie in pooper or gtfo

>>537795397
Girl from paramore

I'm still here guys, I'm not telling you who I am now but I'm happy to chat.

w0w cele


brtiyyyyyyyy lelelel


redit iama niggggrrrrr

>>537796317
What's your favourite band?

her twitter is @kesharose everyone tweet her hello from /b/

are you WSLWScvk?

>>537796317
Do you make alot of money ? How's life ?

>>537794446
own up ya dummy!

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>>537796317
No one cares, get the fuck out
>female
>kek

>>537796317
tell howard I like his view on bronies
a lot

>>537796317
OP showing faggotry in its finest form once again

>>537796062
wat

>>537795946
you fucktards really falling for this? It's clear that we couldn't guess it and now OP is being a faggot and leaving. OP, if you're a celebrity (or even a grill btw) post a vague picture of yourself with timestamp

>>537796317
Well it's 1am here in aus and I'm going to bed, peace t swift.

>>537796317

ITT: Everyone post naked pictures of your cock so you can say that a celebrity has seen you naked before!!!

DO IT NOW!!!!

>>537796317
How much money do you have as a musician?

>>537796317
I guess you're here to chat rather than anywhere ele because you don't mind answering questions like what's the largest object you've inserted into your pooper.

>>537796317
Prove you're famous at least.

>>537796317
porcelain black?

>>537795957
>>537795954
>>537796117
>>537795541

<3

>>537796543
that means it's none of the above

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>>537795840
Ok cya

Back in the pile boys till somehing else interesting happens

>>537796543
want sum fuk ?

>>537796543
I know you're kesha
I stalk you for the government

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>>537796317
yeah, you're pretending to be either kesha or taylor swift, but really you're just a basement dwelling faggot! get off my /b/
>comming to /b/ with stoopid 'guess who?' game without tits to tease <<no>>

>>537795397
MeganSpeaks
..slut

>>537796543
picture of shoe ontop of foot with timestamp pls

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>>537796317
We already know it's you Miley

Judging from how Miley acts and how op is talkin it's obviously Miley knew it

>>537796543
op confirmed for nigrah

>>537796062
kek

>>537796578
>implying it's not the three of them together in front of the same MacBook(TM)(R)(C)

>>537796658
it really is Kesha
she is in with some shady people

>>537796631
No one cares, bye Frank

>>537796317
Do you have attractive legs?

>>537796275
/thread

>>537796372
There's an Australian band I like called The Rubens. I really like OneRepublic but mostly just for that one song
>>537796393
Life is good thank you. I'm tired like crazy, jetlagged out of my mind, but I'm about to get a good nights rest. I'm going to have a huge breakfast no matter what.
>>537796426
Night beautiful

Miley....you were really hot once but you're losing it fast lately.

Time to change your hairdo again or something. And stop fucking niggers. I'm not racist or anything but it's becoming obvious that they are trearing up you pussy.

>>537796543
Op, I think I know your Name and would like to ask you some questions about your Business, could you email me to [email protected]

>>537796845
Can you write me a haiku?

I genuinely dig the dyke look, it totally suits your facial features and current persona, plus you actually seem like you'd be I interesting to hang out with irl, unlike most of your vapid attentionwhoring ilk.

>tfw
>there's no way to for us to know if he's neckbeard or celebrity(I'm gonna go with neckbeard)
>trolled.bat

OP is as always a faggot.

>>537796317
where are you right now?
what instrument do you play?
are you single?
can you set up that date with hayley?
Also, you should post a pic of your surroundings.

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Because I like to torture you I just took a picture and I'm dividing it up in chunks.

Here's a taste

>>537796845
thanks for answering.
do you mind revealing yourself ? I really wanna know who you are.

>>537796845
just show us photo+stamp taylor swift

>>537796543
Obvious bait, woman can't even open Internet browsers and musicians are as dumb as fucking nails. So explain to me how this fucking tardy tard nigga could even type in the URL for 4chan.

>>537797031
you're sooooo t swift.

>>537796845
did you dye your hair recently?

>>537796962
My young fan on /b/
I am hidden and happy
I hope you had fun

>>537797031
Confirmed for T swift

>>537796434
>REQUESTS COCK
>FAILS TO POST COCK
FAGET

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Wtf O.P.

>>537797031
I know who you are :)
Have a good night

>>537797195
Are you a newfag ?

>>537797235
what are you the most impatient fucker ever?

>>537796845
she did respond to taylor swift

>>537797031
Timestamp next pic taylor cyrus

>>537797218

I'm a girl btw

>>537797218
Come on guys, blame me for not delivering and you chickened out.

But seriously, please don't post your dicks

>>537797031
I know what you did last night...

>>537797195
please give me a Chance and mail me

>>537797360
also to kesha and miley (2x)

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>>537797195
Hi Taylor, how is Meredith ? I hope she's going well.
Post a pic of her please.

>>537797402
Confirmed OP prefers vag over cawk

>>537797436
Yes opive him a chance. Im sure hes not crazy....

cannot be taylor swift or miley cyrus, guys she said her hair is not currently blonde. read the fucking thread. she greatly implied she's dyed her hair. obviously kesha

>>537797402
post dicks

>>537797402
You are asking for it Swift.

>>537797402
Would you ever date a fan?

why you guys keep sticking with taylor swift and all those bitch! its fkn boxxy you feeeg

>>537795840
How do I get to meet you in real life? Where are you now?

Any questions you guys want to ask about the industry or anything since you know I'm a musician?

To anyone trying to get into this business, it really sucks as a job and takes a lot out of you but I couldn't imagine doing anything else and when you succeed you feel like your whole life is worth something and I couldn't imagine a better way to wake up every morning

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Let's make this a YLYL thread.

>>537797634
Wow smoooooth

>>537793598
>Hey 4chan, I am a reasonably famous person

And you let it get to your head. Douche bag.

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Contribooting since T swift doesn't know how this works.

With all this information, it has to be Kesha.

She's the only one who's edgy enough to come here and still be smart enough to shut you newfags down.

>mfw Kesha has an IQ of like 160
>mfw I hate her slutty style
>but fuck smart grils so sexy

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>>537797512
not blonde, faggot

>>537797647
Nope, none. thanks for the fun.
Go to sleep youre jetlagged

>>537797647
is irleminatti reul?

>>537797634
that's one lonely bro

>>537797647
it's just the Money why you feel well when you wake up every morning

>>537797548
Yes actually. A lot of people have this thing about dating fans, like we're not supposed to mix the two worlds or whatever, but basically if you're a nice guy who can make me laugh and isn't just looking for a story to sell to tabloids then yes, I would be interested

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>>537797031
exif not helpful unless you consider that the timestamp is from March 19th and the computer is a windows box. So assuming this is real, it would be someone touring in AUSTRALIA or EAST ASIA at the moment. Although I'm sure white female artists on the road are going to be using a macbook anyway.

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we will stop you serpent!
you will not enslave us!

>>537797647
Have you ever been boo'd off a stage?

Biggest regret as a musician?

How's it affect your personal life?

>>537797647

Why does music suck so badly for the past 17 years?

It's like good music just hit a brick fucking wall and stopped coming out all together.

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>>537797679

>>537797647
except brushing your teeth with jack, amirite?

>>537797702
Just killing time here, as my son is asleep. I mean, why not...

>>537797647
What happened to the rest of the pictures of your face?

>>537797853
are you NOT t-swift?

>>537797647
are you allowed to write songs about whatever you want or are you told what it should be about? could you get away with writing edgier stuff?

>>537797796
You guys are actually really nice you know that.

Thanks lovely <3

>>537797647
confirmed for miley. she's all "oh the struggles of being a musician"

>>537797647
Does your last name start with a b

Hey OP, do you know other famous people who are real douche in real life ?
You're still confidential after all.

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>>537797861
I repeat. EXIF data reveals

WINDOWS box
AUSTRALIA/EAST ASIA TIMEZONE

>>537797647
do you write your own music?
what instrument do you play?
Who's Cian?

>>537797972
Are you planning on touring in France anytime soon ?

It's not Taylor swift you fucking faggot buttstuffers. Jesus christ what the dick would some country girl singer slut be doing on fucking /b/

The only logical answer is Kesha.

>>537793598
Everyone here does know its iggy azalea right?

Let the girl sleep

>>537797972
Shut your whore mouth.

Only joking :3

>>537797853
soo... if i can make you laugh you'r going out with me here:
>Two dudes walk in a bar
>One of them trips over and falls
>Is Friday at 8 ok?

>>537797921
this

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>admits to being female
>no tits with timestamp
>nobody saging
Jesus fucking christ you faggots. This isnt reddit people, who the fuck cares? 9 times out of 10 its a troll
>if actually kesha
>you look like you smell of dtale cigarettes and dried semen

>>537798075
>It's not Taylor swift you fucking faggot buttstuffers. Jesus christ what the dick would some country girl singer slut be doing on fucking /b/
kek