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Hi /b/, why can't i find a girlfriend? I mean, I'm
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Hi /b/, why can't i find a girlfriend? I mean, I'm good looking; handsome and so on. I got everything a woman wants.

Bitches always go to the douchebags and ignore quality guys like me -.-

pic related, that's me
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>>535577713
http://tee4u.de/cousin
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Not all about looks.
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get bigger eyes.
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you have a pig snout
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asian small D
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>>535577790

fuck you
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>>535577853
>>535577962

somebody jealous? :D
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>>535578101

Why would someone be jealous of a 4 inch erection?
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>>535577713
You dishonor famiry.You deed diciprine.
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You look like a generic asian db.
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>>535578826

It's proven that asians are better, even have on average a larger D than europeans and niggers.

Also, I live in Switzerland, so yall should stop calling me asian
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lol OP you are an Asian, no matter where you live. try getting with other asian women not only 10/10. because you're obviously not attractive to you
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>>535579208
shutup chink
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>>535579360

That will NEVER happen. I mean, why should a 9.5 like me want to be with anything less than 10?

i don't get it.
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>>535577713

lol OP, you're the guy from last time, right? anyways, his facebook acc: /terence.la
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>>535579610
1 you're not a 9.5
2 if you think that way, have fun being forever alone.
3 you asked our advise, take it or leave
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>>535579610
anyone gonna take that bait?
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>>535579610

>Think you're attractive
>not getting women

Either you need to be more confident, stop being a beta orbiter, or get more cash. Probably all three
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>>535577713
You have a girlfriend already and she is hot as shit.
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>>535579860
fuck you man. that ain't even me. some guy posing with my pic, no more

>>535579867

you my friend, have no idea of beauty
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>>535580030

my parents are rich as fuck, i have enough confidence. what do you mean by beta orbiter?
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>>535579610
If you're a 9.5 why are you coming here for advice?

BAIT TAKEN
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>>535580206
Sounds like you just don't have any personality then.
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>>535580272

that's my problem. although i'm hot as fuck and rich as fuck, and confident, i don't find a gf
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>>535580081
lets start posting on his level /b/ i mean he is 9.5/10
>pic related 9.5
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>>535580496

fuck you /b/ guys, just jelly that you some big fat people sitting in front of screen all day and i am hot and rich
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>>535580045
*wife
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>>535580696
Are you a virgin OP? No reason to lie here.
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>>535580937

yeah, never had a gf, never kissed, never fucked.

why?
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>>535580206
A beta orbiter is someone who is overly nice to a woman in hopes of getting with her, when in reality she goes out with other men and sees betas as shoulders to cry on.

What you have to do is stop asking questions about what other people want, and just do things. People admire leaders, not followers.
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>>535580045
She's so fucking hot.
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>>535579208
Asian here, and no they don't as a whole, what most people realize or ignore us that height is directly correlated to dick size

Asians as a whole are short this short dick
Blacks are as a whole a lot taller thus the myth they are larger
Etc.. If you look at a map w/ average d size and height they are essentialy the same
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Learn some PUA techniques if you want to bang lots of chicks. Might ruin your chances at a happy long term relationship tho.
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>>535580696
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Maybe she can't understand your englishese
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>>535580854
Oh yeah. Forgot about that bullshit wedding.
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>>535581061
Because it seems you're full of yourself in the wrong way. I'm not rich, I'm not an in-your-face overconfident asshole, but I've had sex and dated.

Your insistence that you are really attractive and really rich and really confident REEKS of insecurity. What are your interests?
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>>535577713
Don't be a nice guy. Be polite, but don't let women drag you around. Say no if you need to. Associate casually with women. Make friends with people who associate with women.
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>>535581242
You sir are a fucking idiot. Most gay porn stars are like 5'7 and have huge dicks.
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>>535578819

fucking goddammit.
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>>535581486
How would you know?
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>>535581469

you saw my pic, and that i am attractive.

i don't wanna date and fuck 2s. i want 9s. at least.

my interests are dancing; here some of my skills:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHk2MpBTIz4
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ITT: Op pretends to be Terrance thinking that hes attractive and then tries to piss people off. If he is actually this guy then he lives here
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>>535581860
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFn0wqWI4a0

popular gay youtuber but its true..most gay porn stars are a bit short and very good looking with big dicks,
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>>535582081

wtf, not even close. and you spelled my name wrong
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>>535582123
They're job depends on their d, they don't represent the population as a whole, ie not everyone is a gay porn star
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>>535582080
Hmm. You're good at that, at least, but you picked a hobby that's not necessarily easy to talk to someone about.

Say I'm a girl, I ask you to tell me about dancing. What would you say?
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>>535577713
You ack facia hair and are obviousy going to have a unibrow. That's the main core of a your problems.
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>>535582334
OP confirmed for shitting himself
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>>535581061
Maybe you should put yourself in the opportunity to get some. Ask yourself, "Do I go to parties often? Do I like to get loose and drink/smoke?" Etc. You're not bad looking anon (I'd say 7.5/10). What it seems like you're doing wrong is WAITING for a qt3.14 to just walk up and flirt with you (rarely happens unless they're sluts but even then you'd need to be pretty built/wear nice clothes and such.)
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>>535582450

id fucking k. i mean, girls should come on their initiative. i mean, look at me.
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I think you're cute, get some chapstick and stop being such a little bitch.
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>>535582334
sorry Terence.
Heres his profile on some job finding site
http://nachhilfe.swissmom.ch/tutors/132638
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OP you are a generic asian faggot thats why you have no chicks. You have high cheek bones but your jaw is still feminine because its slants angled out like a females, and your nose is just wide but not prominent on your face=fail.

Also Asian.
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>>535577713
not another one of fucking these
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>>535582717
Well it ain't gonna happen. But since you're so beautiful I guess you can just spend your life fucking yourself.
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>>535582923
Any swiss anons want to pay him a visit and find out why he is bad with women? I'm busy right now but might find the time out of my day to do so.
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>>535581469

this.

OP, I know you probably feel like you're nice, and maybe you still trying to figure out the fine line between confidence and arrogance, but contrary to what you'll read on 4chan, quality girls aren't attracted to over-confident jerks.

One of the biggest turn offs for me is what guys say shit like "I got everything a woman wants." You probably haven't even met the woman yet, how could you know what she wants? And the only things you've said about yourself is that you're good looking and rich, seems shallow to me.

The most terrifying thing about falling in love with someone is that you go from this mentality of "I'm going to find someone I want who likes me too", to "holy shit what if I don't deserve this person." Not in an insecure way, but a way that makes you want to be a better person, inspiring, and challenging.

Just talk to girls you're genuinely interested in, you don't need to trick someone into liking you.
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This guy isnt fucking good looking asian wtf. Good looking Asian male would be Siwon from Super Junior. Go fuck yourself ugly ass OP
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ah come on guys. why can't anybody really help me? and to the guys who didn't find me attractive, fuck yall and yo mamas
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