As promised yesterday, I will be pulling this wart today!
ready the tourniquet.
do it faggot
And with that announcement, /b/ has reached its full potential. Last one out, please get the lights.
do eet
this post made me so happy to see something that interest me.
also a little euphoria from my klonopins.
LET'S DO THIS THING!
>mfw
FUCK YEA OP
do it
Bro you can buy the wart remover at the store
They fire cooled gas and it falls off painlessly
is that an actual wart?.
>>534171860
>painlessly
unless you accidentally get a bit on the skin surrounding the wart.
>>534171860
SHUSH THE FUCK UP.
do it with your teeth
>>534171860
I have tried several times, even gone to the doctor.
>>534171860
I've used it, and it's not as strong as the stuff in the doctor's office.
pliers and a livestream. NOW.
Time stamp op please
>>534171895
Yes, I have had this wart for a little over seven months now. It looks like this because im tired of looking at it, and Im in the process of cutting it out.
I'm repulsed, yet overcome with the urge to attack it with a blade.
>>534172068
less talking more pulling, make this into a gore tread
>>534171243
drink some vodka, and rip it off with some pliers nigger
do it do it do it do it do it do it
Go on then
why is it poking out like that?
it almost looks like it was cut out then placed back over the hole.
>>534171243
>waiting
Been waiting for this, bring it OP
>>534171243
>>dat dirty thumbnail
maybe if you hygiene this shit wont happen
oh my fucking god please do it
DO IT
>>534171243
Clean your nails, you dirty fucking Jew.
You probably got that wart because you roll around in shit all day.
OP, ready the camera. Don't panic when the blood comes. Set yourself up so you can just grab a selfie, then tend to the blood.
>>534171430
lmfao perfect reaction image as well.
>>534171243
Damnit OP I gave you a remedy for it yesterday.
Apple Cider Vinegar mother fucker. It'll be dead in a week and gone/healed up in 2.
But yeah pull it out. Bleed all over the place. And watch it be back to where it is now in a month.
fuckin do it already!
>>534172068
I'm pretty far in med school, but the way you have it right now is perfect for removal.
That's just a huge fucker, but if you blast it with enough wart remover you are guaranteed to get it off.
You just have to treat it like a super wart. If you don't freeze it enough it won't go away.
>>534171243
op just respond so we know you're there
>>534172879
How about he pulls it out and then dips it in apple cider vinegar?
do it Tim!!
>>534172942
SHUT THE FUCK UP.
I want to see OP die of blood loss.
>>534171963
Use super glue around the wart and then do it if you are a pussy.
Of course it hurts a little, but it's better than having a goddamn eyesore of a wart.
Bump of the Gods!
Pulled one from the bottom of my feet a few years ago. Looks similar to OP's pic. Hurt like a motherfucker getting ripped out, but it came out in one piece and left a bloody crater. The "root" of the wart was a white rubbery piece of connective tissue and the whole thing was ~1cm long.
Decided to keep it and left it on my desk. It dried up into a small brownish rockhard lump after a few days in the sun. Once I put it in a tray of water just to see what would happen and it actually rehydrated back into its original size and texture. Dried it out again and rehydrated inside a glass bottle with rubbing alcohol but lost it last year (no pics).
>>534172879
Wouldn't dry ice be faster and more efficient?
>>534173090
he probably pulled it out and died
>>534173140
oh shit
>>534173140
this nigga ain't gonna deliver
FUCK YOU OP IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME
Do it and put a ciggarette out on it. It wont come back
>>534173140
F000000000000000000000K
>>534173140
it's so angry
>>534173140
not as much blood as expected
>>534173140
Sooo...
We're done here?
>>534173140
Good OP
Now put a bit of salt on that bad boy..
>>534173460
ow....
>>534173140
Nice one OP.
You have balls of steel.
>>534173140
dat G2
>>534173394
keep pulling it out SHOW US THE REMAINS
dont be feg OP
>>534173230
Plantar wart? Those things fucking suck.
>>534173394
You didn't get all of it out. You can still see the root.
>>534173235
You can't just buy dry ice you nigger.
>>534173394
who wants to see the wart?
>>534173394
Mother of God...
>>534173612
Me!
>>534173612
Everyone.
Also this>>534173568
>>534173394
the core is still in there!!! DIG IT OUT NOW!!!
>>534171243
I thought only little kids go those? Does it have something to do with hygiene?
>>534173612
me!
>>534173140
I tip my fedora to you, good sir.
>>534173394
OP - get some hydrogen peroxide on that fucker ASAP.
>>534173394
You've only removed the surface - that little white-ish fucker lurking under the blood is the source of your problem.
>>534173394
hope you got bacetracin
>>534173612
EAT IT, OP
>>534173460
this.
Must cleanse the wound.
>>534173591
this, your not done yet op
>>534173554
dat pen flow
Oil the pan, salt for season, fry that fucking topping of flesh heap and fucking EAT THAT THING
>>534173612
... I do
>>534173612
>>534173604
That's bullshit, you retard. Even some Wal-Marts carry it.
So order some fucking Omaha Steaks they come with a fuckton of dry ice in the cooler. It's not like it's a fucking controlled substance.
>>534173612
do ettt
>>534173747
Usually caused by a virus
>>534173591
This.
You need to get the root out or the mother fucker will come back.
>>534173747
It's from a virus. And, unfortunately, it can be passed through blood.
>>534173394
you are not half way there. that thing had a root from hell. WTF do you think that white shit surrounded by blood is?
>>534173140
Great pen by the way.
I had a G2 model 10 once, but I lost it. Best pen I ever owned.
>>534173140
this is enough /b/ for one night
O
>>534173140
you HAVE to cut the roots out dumbass. It's just going to fucking grow back
>>534173591
Yank out the fucking root OP.
>>534173984
Pulled up skin
>>534173612
Fuck yes
>>534173394
Now freeze it with wart remover
>>534174098
I agree, yank that root out.
>>534173975
>>534171243
>>534173929
Nasty. Quit giving handies to bums OP.
>>534173929
This ^.
>>534174101
i laughed at that so fucking hard i blew snot
>>534173140
>>534173394
There are no roots or seeds. Normally Id claim troll but there's an abnormal amount of people who buy this garbage.
pull out the reamins and post it with the wart
>>534174260
this
>>534173394
>>534173574
yeh dun be feg op
>>534171243
kill the wart before the spiders emerge
>>534174674
I want to chew that shit like its bubblegum
>>534174674
aww shit nigga
>>534174674
>>534174674
FIRST
>>534173591
fucking OP you're not done yet this or eternal faggotry will lay waste to your life
>>534173394
>>534173743
Like I said. DIG THAT SHIT OUT
>>534174674
DOOOOOOOPPPPPEEEEEEE
>>534174674
Place on toungue
>>534174010
>>534173140
>>534173394
FUCK
>>534174674
>>534174350
You're full of shit. I know from experience with a wart on my hand that if you don't kill the part of the wart that exists under the skin, it will grow back every time. I finally got rid of mine after freezing it four times, and it finally took. The fourth treatment created a deep put in my hand that got under the wart and killed off all the skin containing the virus.
So yes, there is a "root," so to speak.
>>534174674
dayum
>>534174674
dats nasty dude
>>534174674
>>534174674
put it in your dickhole
>>534174674
How did you pull it out?
>>534174674
That my friend is called a boner killer.
>>534174674
I had a wart similar to yours, OP. Just went to the doctor and had it blasted with liquid nitrogen. Went away temporarily, came back, then eventually went away again. Doing what you're doing won't make it go away. It just needs to go away on its own.
>>534174674
time to leave
>>534174674
dubs for the wart
>>534174350
When I was a kid I had a wart on my finger. I would cut it off, but it would always grow back. After have cutting it off a shit load of times, I finally cut deep and was able to remove the "root." Never grew back again. Could be a coincidence though.
>>534174010
This.
More of that pen, OP
>>534173604
Actually, you can. My local Paul's Market sells it.
>>534174674
eat it
you should burn it off with cream
>>534173394
Oh god it looks awful
>>534174674
I wish I saved the dude puking out of his face for this pic
>>534174674
>>534171243
have one of these on my long toe... sucks had it for years :(, too pussy to rip off from root
>>534174674
PLEASE
NO
THAT
WAS
TOO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>534174674
It'd probably help to put it into some water with chlorine in it. At least that's what got my wart away. No need to buy shitty products or anything, the fucker just died, not sure why.
>>534174839
my nigga
>>534174674
Oh myyy
Thats the stuff
>>534174674
>>534175012
The wierd thing is I had a wart on the bottom of my foot and never cut it out
I wore different shoes and it went away
wtf is up with that?
>>534174674
I ... I love you anon-senpai
>>534174674
that thing has a fucking central nervous system
dig the rest of it out with the blue pen post pics
Just chop off whole finger man you are doomed.
I have a bunch of plantar warts on my feet... they are slowly going away with salicylic acid, but it is taking forever. And now my wife got one, too.
>>534173604
They sell that shit at Publix next to the bait. We used to make dry ice bombs for fourth of July as a kid.
>>534174674
>>534173394
>>534173140
>>534171243
tell us the story of how you vanquished this giant
>>534175137
i've done it. worth it because no hospital visit
>>534174674
OP - you gonna eat that?
>>534174674
You know... I used to get hand warts and if I used lotion for a couple of weeks on my hands, they would go away.
Never reappeared in the same spots either.
They mostly don't come back, I've had one in the past five years.
Though maybe getting the HPV vaccine helped a little, too...
>>534174674
Here OP
>>534173612
you know it's just going to grow right back, right?
It's gonna grow back because you didn't get all of it.
>>534175561
Stream where?
I've eliminated 5 warts from my body (finger, toe, forear, genitals, and forehead) with a $7 soldering iron. Ice the wart for 3-5 min with ice, press hard with iron on wart until you can't stand it. Apply Neosporin generously and cover with Bandaid. I invented this with 100% success.
>>534175628
>>534175629
op has to post him doing it again soon.
>>534174864
find me the Wikipedia article about the seeds and roots bro. shit is herpes.
>>534174674
oh my
>>534174910
I peeled the wart back from every side, revealing the base. I proceeded to fuck with wart until it bled. I then introduced the salicylic acid to kill the root as much as possible.
Once satisfied, I yanked it out
>>534174674
>>534175781
No it isn't sperg lord, it's papillomavirus.
>>534171243
i hope the pain make you start fapping again.
>>534175907
what. the. fuck.
>>534175723
pic of hot soldering iron pressing hard on genitals or gtfo
>>534174771
hahaha faggot
>>534173230
Why?
>>534175781
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-a-Mosaic-Wart
i had one on my thumb...
first i cut as much as i could with nail clippers thwn i used a nail file...never grew back,pretty sure i didn't get to the "root"
>>534174737
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>>534174674
>mfw
>>534175781
Yes...and it goes beneath the skin. I'm saying if you just cut off the external part, the stuff beneath the skin will still be there and grow back. It's not a "root" in the traditional sense, but it works in the same way, because if you don't kill the stuff below, it endures and comes back. Kind of like pulling a weed and not getting the root. So it's more of a euphemism than anything else.
The freezing shit dont work for a wart that big. I had a monster on the back of my hand. Only way I got rid of it was a combination of alcohol, a knife, AND the freezing.
>>534175907
You need to pull the root out, op.
That's what we're saying.
You did good on the yanking, still fapping over the wart, but you need to get it out before it grows back.
>>534175889
>>this image
>>this thread
it actually works
>>534175907
>salicylic acid
>why
>>534175723
I also used a soldering iron, scalpel blade and isopropanol on my foot. It didn't return.
>>534174674
ok now livestream pulling out the root
>>534175907
Drunk? That's how I do plantar warts.
>>534173230
I got one too. However mine cured by themselves. One day I excercised a lot and when I took of my shoes my feet were soaking wet. My warts were soft and I easily removed them with my fingers, like bubble gum. They left a crater but its cured right now
>>534174674
that looks like its straight from a horror movie.
/thread
Someone phone 9-11 OP bled out. HURRY!
>>534176127
>a bunch of harmless fucking frogs
Faggot
>>534173235
I've been in OPs place and even done the dry ice thing, the acid thing, the freezing thing. Blew a lot of $ on trying to get rid of that mother fucker.
Googled that shit. Soaked it in apple cider vinegar and it turned the mother fucker solid black and dead in 3 days. I kept the "treatment" up for a week just to make sure.Then pulled the scabby dead mother fucker out.
It had bothered me for like 2 years coming back and shit.
Also on a side note a friend of mine has had planters warts on his feet for like a decade. He's had them burned off several times by drs. They pop back up eventually.
The last time he was going to get em chopped I suggested apple cider vinegar.
He just filled up the botton of one of those foot soaking tubs with it. Sat the bottom of his feet in there until they got all puffy from absorbing the vinegar.
Same thing happened there. The fuckers scabbed up, died and were pulled out in the time frame of one week.
This is after spending literally thousands going to drs and having them cut out several times.
It's one of those things the DRs don't want you to know about cause it'll fuck with their profits.
Bravo OP. Now dig the rest of that mutherfucker out like the faggot you are.
...keep going OP
aha@stupid fuck op. You just increased the chances of it coming back by 1000% by ripping it off early
>>534173140
>>534173394
>>534174674
captcha: The oupdbar
Put some hydrogen peroxide on it
>>534174674
Shit nigga dats pretty nasty
>>534174674
i promise OP i will do my best to try and fap to your wart
i am so fucking drunk right now... wow this thread is awesome.. made my night!
>>534174674
>>534176061
It was right above where the penis beings in the "bush" area. This was 15 years ago before good cell phones and I never thought to take a pic. Swear to God I'm telling the truth but it's b so I guess everything is a lie.
Anyone screencappping this shit?
>>534174674
>>534176474
I had a similar experience, eventually used rubbing alcohol mixed with hydrogen peroxide and soaked that shit over and over until it all died and fell off.
>>534173343
I haven't laugh so hard at a reaction pic for such a long time.
Thank you anonymous.
>>534174674
it's so fucking high res, goddamn it's beautiful
>>534174674
Fry that shit up nigga.
>>534174674
Why i want to chew that motherfucjer so bad?
>>534174674
The first motherfucker to post this picture with jizz on it will earn my respect for live.
I had one like this on my knee. The proper way to get rid of it is to slide it quickly with all your weight across a carpet like I did.
>>534174674
thats pretty fucked
OP did you get the root out from your finger? Otherwise it might come back
>>534175206
YOU FOUND THE MARBLE IN THE OATMEAL
>>534174674
Preserve that shit with formaldehyde, then embed it in acrylic and sell it on eBay!
Thanks for the nightmares op
so, how do I get my boner back?
>>534171553
>>534171553
>>534171553
>Not worshipping the Chaos Lords
>>534175907
good man. warts are the scum of the earth, and you got it where you can hurt it most.
you are fighting the good fight.
>>534175723
did basically the same thing with the couple I've gotten except I used a cigarette instead of the iron.
Then afterward rubbing alcohol.
>>534173230
yeah i had one of those several years ago.
>doctor at the clinic would bring in a little foam cup of liquid nitrogen and a q-tip and would just slightly poke at it...
>wtf wasn't doing shit.
>eventually took a knife to my foot and just dug it out, was practically fully healed the next morning.
>>534176140
>Pikmin
>IHNMAIMS
>mfw
>>534173586
Yeah, like having a permanent rock in your shoe when walking
>>534177081
Couldn't that cause stomach warts or something?
>>534177593
yeah pretty much a match of the gods
>>534173140
>>534173394
>>534174674
At least there is no video
mods pls sticky
If the wart grows back, I have a doctors appointment for thursday, so I will be posting more if this continues.
Op, you have to.... COOK IT AND EAT IT.
>>534176947
>top fucking kek
Took me a second. I love you for your post.
>>534171243
1. now dip it rooting hormone
2. stick on a cactus
3.???
4.profit
>mfw first thread I see on /b/
>>534177806
>At least there is no video
you are whats wrong with /b/
>>534174674
>>534177415
do this and im sure someone here will buy it
>>534174674
>>534173230
>>534177547
the one I had was directly in the crease of my big toe and foot,it left a crater big enough for the tip of my pinky finger to fit in.
>>534177917
post moat pics bro
>>534176195
I put more acid on it for now. I might wait for doctor to cut the rest, but I will post the photo.
>>534177995
>tfw it'll be 24/7 traps, fur and boxxy until another lucky day
>>534178006
I am the last tiny shred of sanity left.
I used to have one as a kid, then I got tired of it and just cut that shit with a cutter I think.
>>534177917
Honestly, unelss you got REALLY far down, I dont think you got all of the root.
I will say this though
APPLE CIDER VINEGAR
Just soak a cotton ball in it and place it over the skin when it finally heals up. Warts LOVE moisture, so itll soak it all up and itll kill the deep recesses of the wart that you couldnt get because of how far under the skin it is.
Look online. It works WAYY better than any doctor visit or freeze treatment. And its cheap as shit.
>>534178031
Fuck, you could probably sell it for even more to a doc or oddities...
>>534178283
Fuck off.
>>534175907
that might not be enough. douse that shit in some apple cider vinegar. also, crush up some fresh, raw garlic and tape it on there.