fat scooter appreciation thread. I'm proud to be an American.
where at least I know I'm free.
And I wont forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me
and I'll gladly stand up!
Next to you and defend her still today
Interesting thread... Seen the pics before but never a dedicated thread
'cause there ain't no doubt I love this land!
God bless the USA!
ITT: Fat White People
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deFDlB8RiNg
Shes madder than fish grease!
I don't understand how someone can give so little fucks as to actually roll through a fast food drive through in one of these....
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>>531811258
Ya'll need to slow the fuck down and respect my authorituuh
Its her fucking right!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsTkICplKl0
THESE COLORS DONT RUN!
suck on this Europe!
>>531811827
2 Free sides......
Great thread op, lurking
such majesty
American ingenuity. Love me living in Kansas.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRsZF-rsJi4
riding dirty
>>531813498
I used to see them all the time at publix. This was taken where I live. Haven't seen them in almost a year. Maybe she ded.
America, I want to ask you something. You have a terrible healthcare system that pretty much requires of people to work in order for them to get healthcare coverage, yet you seem to be overrun by landwhales. How is this even possible, how can they afford gore themselves like this and drive around on scooters?
Crème de la crème
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhWzEuRiR5Y
TURBO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvqsoFhpvlI
Britfag here, I have never seen one of these anywhere and I live in London. Fuck seeing a person that fat is a rarity.
>inb4 Muslims etc
>>531813663
do you live in Jacksonville beach?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2zZhGoE45Y
>>531813985
it is here too. it is basically anywhere in the US outside places like mississippi
>>531812438
Who wouldn't be madder than fish grease!
She actually was in a "vehicle", and those fuckers shouldn't give a fuck, just take her money.
>>531814114
Nope. Gainesville, where she lives/lived.
>>531812438
>you can try to butter me all you want to
>fully buttered
>>531813706
Most Americans work in service/information based industry where you sit on your ass all day and/or do low intensity jobs (desk, cubicle, retail, service etc). Physical labor - work that makes you sweat (factory jobs, manual labor) - is practically non-existent. This is true for most post-industrial nations.
>>531812785
Black man do like big ass!
scootin
big mommas house
obligatory
I'll help you out op
hungry
got have my wings
When I see this I understand why Americans don't want free healthcare. I'd be really pissed off to pay for the coronary bypasses of these fucking wastes of oxygen
>>531816254
Finally someone gets it from outside the USA!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY WHY WHY GOD NO FUCK WHY SO MUCH FAT HOW WHY
Keep it up!
I think this is a great thread.
>>531812438
I just want to tip her over.
>>531816437
lol
umad?
>>531816254
and because of shit like this. Fat fucks can now use government and state money to pig out on fast food. EBT is government welfare money.
always at the state fairs
>>531812438
Pure First World capitalist sense of individual rights.
>>531816785
i just wonder when does a person hit the rock bottom when you tell yourself fuck it i will just drive this shit because i cant support the weight of my body. There must have been at least a few moments when the person thinks OK i am already fucking overweight i might not eat like a pig for a while. Fascinating.
>>531816382
but on the other side, you spit thousands of billions on war without a second thought because "boo hoo they destroyed WTC!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCzRo4BdfS4
fat Jerry Sandusky
I found this, I think it's kind of an assholic thing to do but it is on topic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BmG_39UD-8
>>531817296
Try to keep this thread on the topic of fat asses you sperg.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYasnIZC68k
in their natural habitat
>>531816786
I had to look up what EBT even is. WTF
>>531816786
You can only use EBT for non-prepared food. The only "restaurant" I've seen that takes it is Papa Murphey's but that's obvious since they don't cook it for you. This is either fake or in a state with fucked up laws.
>>531817140
they don't see it, if they see, they don't care or when they care, they eat more because they are frustrated.
>>531816786
the govt seriously let people use their food coupon in fast food restaurants?
>>531811907
And then this faggot sued the store...
'Murican Dreem.
>>531817445
fair enough
so, how many years till you guys elect some Hitler-like president who'll gas the fatsos for the greater good of America?
>>531817742
I live in Kansas CIty Missouri. There is a local fried chicken joint off Bannister road that clearly displays on their sign that they Accept EBT and food stamps.
>>531817689
Did some research, I was wrong. They just have fucked up laws. Guess there aren't enough niggers in Oregon to notice.
to those living in america, are these mobility scooter people as common and the internet makes them out to be?
The seats on those things look quite small (normal sized, but small for those blobs of fat) Are these things designed for fatties or are the meant to be used by disabled people?
>>531818201
yes. walk into any walmart and you will see 3/4ths of those on scooters are whales.
>>531818060
>not enough niggers in Oregon
Anon, you have never been to Portland I see.
>>531818367
I have the answer for ye
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql0zyynSpyE Even though this my home, I still love living here.
>>531818039
my real question was: do you feel that today in the US morbid obesity is more and more tolerated or, on the contrary, there is some kind of hatred developing towards fat people?
serius qwesshon
>>531818201
kinda, higher chance in a walmart for sure, mainly because the store offers them. Used to be for disabled, then fatties started using them too.
>>531811608
dat ass
>>531818201
Not common, and they are generally used by old women, who may or may not be fat. But old and lazy none the less.
>>531818728
I think it's becoming more tolerated as a lifestyle
People allow it to happen and are less bothered by the extreme fatness
>>531818728
More tolerant. For example, go to any natioanal park, amusement park, public park for that matter, you now see fat seats being installed to accommodate fat asses. People still think fattys are gross and lazy, but most won't actually confront them. We are too compassionate to tell them to put the Mayo down and munch on some Kale
pic related
>>531819234
i did know these existed
>>531819507
*did not
>>531818201
Very common at Walmart. And they sometimes travel in packs like a scooter gang.
>>531819234
I guess it's only wise for them to adapt their facilities, they have something to sell after all
My question was more about public opinion
>>531811258
Where at least I know I'm 140 pounds.
>>531811608
Is that a hammock up her nasty ass?
Faygo soda, Chips (crisps), a slurpee, and dinner in a walmart Sub way. Holy Christ on his throne
>>531818367
there is a thin line between being fat or having a disability. probably doctors receive a commission, if they get fatties into scooters
1/3
>>531816254
I work for a grocery store and iv'e felt this way for years aka EBT "food Stamps"
>>531819895
well there's this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmTHL2Gu_Hw
If you look for specialized "bariatric" equipment you will find that their sales have skyrocketed and are making a very big new market.
>>531819234
and we shall call them freedom chairs
>>531819895
most Americans don't give a shit since people come in all sizes. Chances are you have at least 1 friend or family member who is a fat ass
2/3
>>531812438
Listen to that scooter fucking creak at 2:10 when she drives away.
>>531819831
you can see the fear on those kids as the landwhales are about to go all Tiananmen on them
>>531811608
that one is actually sexy.
moar of her.
Shes on the case!
>>531820336
hahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-b9HF6B7sk
>>531820260
>>531820278
3/3 already I posted >>531812438
If I ever come to America what is the best state/place to see scooter whales?
>>531812438
how is this not from the Onion!?
>>531820443
probably walmart, or some other major retailer
True love. Happy Valentines day!
>>531819234
I remember working at a local hospital and one of the secretaries was too wide for a regular chair. Bitch managed to wedge one hip in one side and then force the over down.
She could have used one of these...
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>>531817689
In florida McDonalds accepts EBT. FUCKING MC DONALD'S
>>531820443
Alabama, Mississippi, Georgia, or West Virginia
Someone who invented them is Rich as fuck now.
Imagine if people like them, would be in some islad and had to survive for 2 months before rescue mission
>>531812145
lol, its the niggers that are the fattest of all. Hell, they LIKE it fat
>>531812438
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deFDlB8RiNg
Im so sad her FOUNDAMENTAL right to get junk food is disrespected...
everytime I step into a walmart
Stop with all these hambones
>>531820443
Walmart. They have about 20 rascals available when you first walk in
>>531820556
I feel better knowing that it's physically impossible for those things to have sex
>>531820556
They probably don't even have their own hearts
>>531812438
Never change, Murrica.
suprised this one hasnt shown up yet, its my personal favourite. looks like fatty climbing the shelves to get some snack attack.
>>531819234
God, this must be a fucking joke. I can't believe what i saw in this thread.
a fucking classic. from some amusement park in Washington or Oregon.
>>531811827
>that plate on the back of her scooter...
>>531817689
Not fake. Recently moved to California. Big sign in Burger King "we now accept EBT"
All my wut..
some times you got to hitch er' up
>>531820673
I just like curvy women.
Go fuck yourself ad your racist comments.
You smart enough to detect a brotha, but not to keep your mouth shut.
>>531818039
As a Liberty resident I can confirm this. Its on most restaurants around here...
Damn, i ever thought that i am fat, but this..... this, what is this? elephants on wheels? Man. But its a good motivation to do even more sports, i dont wanna end that pathetic like these losers.
>people of magnificent size!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glDLEqk2QZA
>>531811258
God made us as we are.
that poor child.
>>531813706
Because unhealthy food is much cheaper than real/unprocessed/organic food that turns you into this shit
>>531820978
I have always been amazed how fucking fat some of these women are who get knocked up. You would be fucking surprised what comes in pregnant.
I have heard rumor (but no real evidence) about how these super-fatties have sex. Again, no specific details but it supposedly involves having extra people involved (to hold up the panus and stabilize the couple). Special positioning is involved. Maybe a turkey baster?
You laugh but I have seen some god-damned fucking hambeasts come in to give birth. It still stymies me how they actually had successful sex.
Anyone out there have any insight?
at least she is eating healthy
I hate it when a scooter couple decides to completely block off one of the aisles so you have to turn around, go down the next aisle, and enter through the other side.
And they dont know how to drive those damn things. There has been a few times ive been bumped into and nearly run over. At least the scooters beep when they back up.
These pictures fucking piss me off because my dad was disabled due to years of diabetes, he worked his fucking ass off his entire like running his own mechanic shop and working along the men he employed. Due to his health he had to stop working, then when his health got worse and he got diabetic neuropathy (damage to nerves that both makes the hands and feet numb but also in constant pain) he tried to get one of these chairs because he couldn't walk due to the pain.
The fucking companies told him "because you can walk more then 3 feet we can't accept your insurance, you'll have to pay out of pocket". These fucking things cost $1000 without insurance. He and my mother couldn't afford that. So he went without one for several years until he found on for sale at a garage sale, being the great mechanic he was he fixed it as good as new. But before he found it he would try to go to the store, non of the scooters were available due to fatasses like these taking them, so he'd have to turn around and leave.
He was legit disabled and couldn't get one, he could have lied, the woman on the phone said, "Just lie and say you can't walk" but he wasn't going to lie. But these fucking fatass worthless cunts lie and get them for free.
>>531821332
you a swine,and you ain't my nigga
I wonder what the Chinese think when they are making these "clothes" to the XXXXXXXXXXL size. I probably would think that I'm making garments to non-humans.
>>531821483
>that poor child.
Kid dies on a tsunami of fat after her mom suddenly stops her scooter
I love this thread
DISNEY WORLD!
>>531821195
Is that a cheese?
>>531821613
>eating healthy
Eating healthy children, must be
>>531816254
You just nailed it
>>531821613
HAHA
is that her daughter?
Happy Valentines Day 2. you will never be in love
>>531816786
They only take disabled veterans benefits there.
Nice try fagopean.
>>531818728
Hatred towards it still. They are trying to push this "your body is beautiful shit" showing complete whales and saying it's ok to be like that. When really they should push a healthy weight image. Luckily for us obesity here is falling. I honestly don't think it's due to increased healthy lifestyle though. I think all the fat fucks are starting to die off.
>>531821585
>. Again, no specific details but it supposedly involves having extra people involved (to hold up the panus and stabilize the couple). Special positioning is involved. Maybe a turkey baster?
WHAT?
ok, those a worse "job" than jizz mopper at a XXX cinema
>>531818201
Not at all, but I live half the year in California and the other half in NYC. We are a superior people compared to the Midwest and nigger South.
moar disney
>>531821728
By the way, I am disabled and I walk with crutches. My legs don't work. But I have never seated on a wheelchair or scooter. I simply cannot understand how much these people hate themselves to put themselves in this kind of situation. I mean, they are healthy and they become "disabled" on purpose. I am disabled and I walk on crutches daily and everywhere, supermarket or whatever. Wow, much doge.
>>531820415
that's so pathetic
>>531815024
kinda makes me want to get a "seal team 6" jacket
fat people sure do love pastel colors
>>531820443
Look up the Bible Belt man. Stick to the south. Holy fuck they love their fried everything's. Mother fuckers eat fried butter... BUTTER
>>531822164
...jimmy?
I thought I'd seen every and nothing could disgust me anymore on here, but you've made it /b/ I'm disgusted. Something must be done to fix that shit, do you think Auswitch is available?
proof fat fucks CAN walk
fat train
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRsZF-rsJi4
mfw the bus home took an extra 20 minutes the other day because of herd of fat fucks on rascals
i nearly missed my morning chem lecture
we need a new serial killer or something to help thin the ranks of these land whales
>>531821418
Today at whalemart
>>531822586
not for long
I am glad this new hip trend has not hit the northern east coast.
>>531822586
if i wasn't convinced that her thighs havent been cleaned in months, i'd desperately want a look at that asssssssss
>>531821662
In the land of the free Fatness is a lifestyle like being gay, I bet if you broke your leg and had to use crutches a fatty would get pissed at you if you took a scooter.
>>531822518
Y-y-y-y-yes-s-s
>>531819234
>be a britfag
>go to florida on holiday
>be pretty skinny as i've had eating problems for a long time
>see one of these things on a roller coaster
>laugh my fucking ass off
>>531822050
Again, no real evidence other than hearsay. But basically these folks who are so fat their genitals can't reasonably touch have friends who do things like hold the fat out of the way, stabilize positioning and make it possible these fatties reproduce.
It still fucking astounds me but as it is said: life will always find a way.
>>531822674
fuck that does look pretty awesome. watermark aside, that's the old guy i want to be
>>531822517
That actually looks like it would be fun to drive around.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSWaxPpedSU
Disney World now.....
>>531822825
Dude, welcome to the 'land of the free'.
>>531811608
Originally full back. On her, a thong.
>>531822586
where is your good now?
>Christians: 0
>atheist: 0
>fats: 500lbs
I never seen something like this in my country!
I'm 22 now and live in Luxemburg.
Fat fucks at Disney world having a park sponsored fat scooter race.
http://izismile.com/2013/04/29/obese_people_on_scooters_racing_at_disney.html
Maybe we should push them in the ocean and let them become a separate species like seals or sealions.
>mfw basically all of the randos in the background are overweight also.
>>531812785
dem back titties
>>531817689
In certain locations fast food restaurants can accept EBT to allow people who aren't able to cook for themselves like the homeless or elderly.
>>531823494
no, that would be an enviromental disaster
"New species eat 75% of sea life"
>>531811258
Send those inhuman flesh baskets to Africa.
You know how many children never had any meat?
>>531823494
sure
>>531821585
gaffa tape
This has to be the best america appreciation thread ever on /b
>>531824110
You did it, you're a great athlete!!!
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>>531823869
Well maybe in the arctic or the coast of africa, or send them to africa to be used like the mighty hippo.
>>531824330
This is a fat fucks on scooter appreciation thread. All nations are accepted.
Pic related, fat fuck Frenchie
>>531824330
England is here too!
>>531824613
So is this an amerifrench or a frenchilard?
>>531824330
What's wrong with that? That's how all skinny girls dress...
damn genetics
>>531822586
holy shit
Holy fuck, America. Why.
>>531812554
Well, in my country there is a FagDonalds which has it's drive trough open all night (only the drive trough is open tgo), I simply give 0 fuck and take my order walking. So them having a scooter + mass, they do look like a car
This is just mind numbingly pathetic. Even if was super obese I'd never touch such a vehicle
>>531819234
They are every where now!. Football (soccer) stadiums.
>>531819234
Hospitals
>>531824613
Sacre bleu! Où est le burger?! :D:DD:D
>>531819234
>>531819234
Airports and Train Stations
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>>531825237
cool story.
>>531822771
im a fat guy and i would never use one of these scooters. sometimes i feel sorry and want to use one but there are older and truely disabled ppl out there and i could use the exercise. they are the scum of the earth
>>531824613
french you say?
ai I missing something?
>>531825589
I mean, if they were gonna put them anywhere...
fat people go to the hospital a lot, because being that fat is horrible for your health. It just shows the hospital is paying attention.
Vilma Soltesz, This woman was so fat, she couldn't even fly and ended up dying. Look at that fucking stump.
>>531825589
What the fuck is happening to the world
>I'm too fat to sit on a regular chair
>since i can't get any smaller, the chairs needs to get bigger
>>531825952
Am I missing*
>>531812438
Such compelling journalism! Give this man the Pulitzer Prize!
Jesus fucking Christ. I'm a fat American and I would shoot myself if I ever looked like that or was so fucking fat I needed a damn scooter. I'm fat and its not genetics or a glandual problem. Bitch I like cake, that's all.
>>531821195
Why do people still eat yellow cheddar.. i thought that trend would have died off by now...
come on ride the train 1
this is the real deal
>>531826713
smart
>>531823352
> I live my life a quarter mile at a time... for those ten seconds, I'm free
Why do people let themselves go like that?
I mean I understand being slightly overweight and stuff (I am overweight) but damn, I changed some habits and lost lots of weight. I'm still overweight but that's because I don't exercise regularly.
But damn, how can someone let himself go like this
>>531826362
dude thats a nerf football she is eating.
>>531826062
>407lbs
>not even trying
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_heaviest_people
>>531812438
>muh rights
>muh freedums
I want to tip her out of her fatty scooter
why didn't i think of this?
>>531820443
I have always wanted to visit America. I don't give a fuck about the grand canyon or anything. I want to see if this shit is for real. I just cannot imagine it, it must be a hoax.
I just want to walk up to one of those fat fucks and tell them if they walked alil, they would lose alil.
GO LSU!
>>531815024
I'm assuming she's looking for her feet.
>>531821134
sue the store
>>531812348
>mfw oxigen tank
>>531826362
Why the fuck would people eat a block cheddar at all
GUYS! I give you a mission:
Take a picture of every fat whale on a scooter and post it on /b/.
Let's collect those whales!
Gotta catch em all
>>531827184
Same. I'd just sit somewhere outside Walmart and laugh.
>mfw america
lol right
>>531825528
thats a fucking couch
>>531827694
wrong image
sex swing?
>>531827471
That looks like a manual wheelchair, could be the guy is trying to lose weight. All woman, how would i know. I respect that.
>>531827543
Post ur mom
>>531827752
I bet you can't, and I bet I'm smarter than you.
Why the fuck are they driving these things and not like... normal cars??