Official Bill Keller Thread.
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>>531330090
bill keller is pretty based and plays you guys harder than you play him
bump. This is going to be his last night on air.
we broke bill. join uncle/b/ on mibbit
>>531330241
his last night on air. OMG REALLY?
is that the best you can do? what did that accomplish?
>>531332991
the fuck is wrong with you?
Pic related.
He's toured the front lines of Christian teaching. Now, we're bringing the fight to him.
#FinalFuckin'Friday
bill has been trolling you faggots the entire time. abandon thread
Sanic bros!
>>531330090
gay night is tonight
>>531330090
Who the fuck is Bill Keller?
bill kekker? wtf
clearly god does not favor keller
why does this idiot think he knows sanic?
#uncle/b/
keks will be had tonight
keller is one edgy faggot. bet he shows up drunk tonight
#uncle/b/ bitchez
>>531338068
taking 8 trillion drinks from an empty fucking bottle
http://www.examiner.com/article/reverend-bill-keller-claims-attack-by-internet-hacking-group-anonymous?cid=rss
what? why no bill kekker no!!!
>>531335180
hahaha so good
>The controversial televangelist, Bill Keller, recently made headlines for reportedly telling a cancer patient to commit suicide. Keller later denied making the claim and said suicide is a sin.
>>531338852
is from
>>531338486
>>531338246
how is this even possible!
>>531330198
bill keller finds no humor in 4chan :/ why even attack the poor guy
>>531339337
raids are meant to make the person laugh?
>>531339032
Nervous drinking + shitfucked drunk = Stupid twitch.
Also commencing dump of one of the sexist comics that I have on my compooter.
>>531339454
yes of course.
DON'T TELL STORIES TONIGHT
after nights ago it was a big hit so a bunch of newfags jumped in without reading the thread. Telling stories does not work. Arguing him does not work.
>>531339524
>>531339787
Dede Topkek here. Back in November, Bill told me personally that something like this would happen, as soon as he hit the 10 year/50,000 viewer mark. And lo and behold, our Lord and Savior Bill, I mean Jesus, made it so. All of you 4chinz "bros" are a joke and you will be spending an eternity in hell along with Olsteen, Oprah, that piece of human garbage Muhammed, and the homosexual enablers at Totse. Bill has forgotten more than you will ever know about the internet, so put that in your Sanic and smoke it.
>>531339896
is mibbit down????
i cant connect
We're still spamming sanic at his show right? also, when's the next one?
>>531340110
connect with an irc client.
>>531340086
>>531339964
suck my cock shit nigger. oh and welcome to your thread bill.
P.S. we have an army of Christians in all of your chat rooms, in all of your IRCs, Bill reads the logs while he's eating his morning cream on raspberries so don't think you have us fooled!
>>531340312
>>531340370
your faggotry scares me.
i haven't been able to make it for a bit. did he talk about how his interviews went? he was kicking up a stink about his viewers numbers last time and how awful he'd look with them.
>>531340514
it gets better as the comic goes on
>>531340742
my world also revolves around this faggot
screw friday night lets be mean to this jackass
i'm off to post how cool /b/ is on facebook
>>531340370
cream on raspberries..... fuckin lol'd.
gr8 b8 m8, i r8 8/8
>>531340880
bill kekker is my herro
>>531341152
I'm liking the comic.
>>531341152
>>531341152
the drawings arent great, but the story seems ok. not that real tho
>>531341439
keep it going anon
>>531341372
>>531341372
by far the hottest thing i've see on /b/ which is why i saved it. It's sadly like the only porn on my pc.
>>531341439
>>531341667
these comics are making me hard
>>531341667
>>531341851
Yah it's hot.
Any idea on source?
>>531342001
i think i saw them in a thread yesterday, im searching for sauce
>>531340370
LOL im a keepin
>>531341969
>>531341969
this is seriously a long as fuck dump so hold onto your hats. It gets hotter as the comic goes on.
>>531342001
drawn and written by a bored neckbeard in study hall
>>531342001
Comic's called 'Cheer' and it's by Forview. Normally don't give sauce on shit like this, but it's one of my very favorite comics.
lol virgins
>>531342218
>>531342232
Don't know don't care.
It's GAAAAAY NIGHT PEOPLE!
No playing sanic tonight, only MLP theme song and gay porn soundtracks.
>>531342382
tshcip registered
>>531339337
Don't worry we can't get a him
>>531340540
its a bill quote with a bit of narrative tailored by its creator
Has anyone read this retarded fucks wiki? I think we should update it to our liking.
>>531342678
its really scary actually
>>531330090
>>531342542
If thread 404's, start a new one
>>531342542
shit i think i missed a page, well it was just backstory anyway.
>>531342382
>>531342232
jk, moar
>>531343015
looks shopped
>>531343030
>>531343030
whatever, continuing on.
>>531343290
>>531343290
Does he have a Friday show
>>531343473
yes tonight is his last show for the week
>>531343417
yeah, m-f 12-2
takes calls from 1onward
>blast sanic
>>531330090
send me a pipe bomb pizzah bomb pizza, anon. cut my'a head off muslim. your fake gad is moon rack
>>531343638
What timezone 12-2?
>>531343638
>>531343473
it is gay night tonight>>531335180
>>531343859
dat eastern standard nigga
>>531343879
>>531334578
> dat file name
>>531343974
bill has gone full retard.
>>531344054
>>531344193
capatcha = sin sitsrp
>aww yeah nigga
>>531343261
its not shopped i was watching it yesterday when he pulled out his muhammed pig
its on the archive just go watch it, you will also see sanic and flying cheese pizza pop up on screen
bumping for comic <3
>>531344350
fail of the night forgetting the fucking picture
>>531344193
Idk why, but i really hate the brown/black one's hair style. does she let it down later?
>>531344395
>>531344395
this comic has me so hard
>>531344357
bill has been an anon along?
>>531344491
>>531344551
But those are F-4's...
>>531344706
That nigga's face
>>531344635
its a possibility, but i dont think he would throw away "15 years" of work away
>>531330090
REMEMBER FILMONTV IS A TROLL STREAM, AND HAS SHITTY AUDIO, STAY ON YOUTUBE, HIS VIEWS DONT MATTER, FILMONTV IS FROM JESUSCARPETER, AND HIS OTHER MOD IS A MASSIVE CUNT.
I've recently been doodling with the idea that Bill is and has been playing us. Why do I feel this way? Well, glad you asked.
This video, in particular, is the cause of my conclusion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqUbvk4uxk8
He repeatedly uses the term 'sanic' which obviously has no true meaning other than being a reference to us and our antics (and the original sanic youtube video). He laces his preachings with the term 'sanic' in a belligerent and subtly insulting manner in a way that only those who know the origin of sanic could understand.
Initially I thought he was just trying to use 'new hip terms that kids use these days' to reach a new audience. He may have seen a transcription from a couple threads and figured he could reach a younger audience by using 'our language'.
But... The real proof is at the end of the video...
He refers to one of his friends as "Deedee Topkek". WTF. Obviously he has seen the tinychat logs and saw us mimicking the telephone ringer (DEEDEEDEE), and also saw 'top kek'. He slips it in soo subtly.. He knows. BILL KNOWS and he's just messing with us.
Somehow he has something to gain from all this- better ratings perhaps?
We must uncover his agenda.
>tl;dr Bill is playin us for some reason...
>>531344706
>>531344725
thats it.
>how mad would you be.
>>531344864
hes trying to use reverse psychology which isnt working, i dont think he understands who we are
>>531344635
No he's just playing along.
Eventually he will snap again and it will be glorious.
KEEP SPAMMING SANIC
>>531344864
forgot to add, i'm pretty sure he is the one behind making sonic and tokek appear during his broadcast.
he wants us to raid him for some reason
>>531344864
probably, but to hear the faint sound of sanic blasting into his mike makes me laugh like a tard in a room full of bouncyballs
>>531344880
Where's that testicular something picture?
But in all seriousness, he was controlling the .gif's. The three that passed in order (sonic, pizza, and the devil) were completely synced with his mouse clicks. There's no way it was a coincidence.
>>531344880
Thanks for dumping this, I've been looking for it for a long time
>>531345230
He thinks it is getting him major internet coverage. When in reality the only coverage he's had so far has been the 2 articles he wrote himself!!
>>531345128
ok, i need to add some additional electrons to my light amplified simulator of electromagnetic radiation.
>>531345270
>>531345357
I was saving this for a special occasion. I'm hopped up on 300mg of caffeine, sleep will not come easy tonight so fuck it.
>>531345270
What is this comic called?
>>531345270
>>531345126
I agree it is funny as hell, but what does he have to gain from all this... something is missing here
>>531345641
>>531345664
cheer or some shit, look up earlier in the thread. It's been posted.
>>531345696
He gains viewers, which im sure he gets paid for. so of course bill is going to entertain us. just think about it
>>531345807
> Call Bill
> Tell Bill that the one true god is Shrek
> Shit happens
>>531345696
If he "wins", which he never will, he is going to compare us to Satan and him as God and talk about how God always prevails. Since the old people will see this real life example of their fairy-tale at work, they will send Bill money.
Remember folks there's a 3 second delay and he doesn't put you on air right away.
>>531345980
Bill here:
You guys are a bunch of whimpy losers!
>>531343974
lel
>>531345696
before this all started, bills youtube only got like 5-10 viewers. now its around 250
>>531346193
nigger
>>531330090
Last night was pathetic
>>531346139
>>531346193
0/10 if troll
1/10 if bill
7/10 if copypasta
!*LISTEN UP EVERYONE*!
last night bill was too happy because you retards tried to troll with questions which gives him material to work with.
DO NOT DRIFT FROM THE INITIAL PLAN OF BLASTING SANIC
he will snap and We Will Be VICTORIOUS
>>531346448
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg
>>531346416
oh shit, i'm fucking twitching from caffeine. Have not experenced this in a long time.
>>531345463
He also spends the greater part of his show explaing how it doesn't affect him, which is ironic, yet in reality all that is directly affecting the show is the phone lines being flooded, something he could just easily stop doing. He talks over most people's questions on the phone anyway, so why even bother doing it?
Because it's giving him attention, although little because no one seems to care, even though he lies (which he does so poorly it's become boring) about all this spotlight.
The callers he looks for are so obvious it wouldn't be surprising if they said they're full name and that they're looking for work for voice acting.
its Matt pic related, Billbo faggins buttbuddy
>>531346618
>>531346448
I can't believe you would do such a horrible thing. Bill Keller is a good man who is doing the Lord's work. I am a retired pastor and right now I and 699 of my brethren are praying that this site be taken down and your Moots and Totses be taken straight to hell.
>>531346675
we are affecting him, or else he wouldnt go to the media about us
>>531346846
>69
lel
>>531346790
>>531346846
Hey /b/ros, Mike here. Whoever does not call in blasting sanic and decides to "troll" by making a story tonight with have their phone numbers posted by me in Monday night's thread.
>>531346939
When does the stream starts?
>>531346416
That was basically my first impression of /b/tards.
>>531347147
>>531347232
t-minus 53 minutes
>>531347340
i'm thawing popcorn as we type
>>531347293
superego is in full swing. fucking caffeine. I can fuck any bitch that is this sexy. Hell yeah.
>wait till i come down
>fuck i've got no job
i have no idea what's going on, but i'm hard.
>>531344864
Nigga, everyone knows this.
>>531347340
I think im going to miss the call ins (cause he usually does it at the end of the show).
>>531347293
>>531347549
generally about an hour into the show he starts taking calls
>>531347495
>>531347495
I'm tall as fuck, id bang the shit outta this grill
That retard was taunting trolls who blasted sanic by insisting that they should increase the volume on the grounds that it was too quiet; he doesn't realize that the volume is limited by his phone's speaker.
>>531344864
HOLY SHIT
he mentioned jesusthecarpeter!!?!??
and deedee topkek lol
but the carpeter reference was ever so subtle
hes on to us
>>531347663
brb gotta shower real quick
It wont be too long
also popcorn
>>531347662
I'm probably leaving 1:30hr into his show.. here's hoping
>>531347135
10/10 approach
Captcha: any paidowl
>>531347872
I think your order got fucked up somehow... gonna have to piece this together later
>>531346448
AND MAKE SURE ITS FUCKING LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>531347931
just keep an eye on the show, you'll see random images pop up on the screen
Yesterday I slept in the first 30
minutes cuz it was boring.
Im hoping tonight he trips balls.
>>531346605
:):):):):)
>>531347771
if he is saying 'jesuscarpeter' as a reference to us, that is pretty much concrete evidence that he is a complete phony. no true christian would chance their eternal fate by using the lords name in that manner.
>>531348224
is dill putting those images up?if not how is someone doing it?
When does the show start, and if it has already, link to the site?
>>531348432
12am-2am EST
>>531348404
i kinda have a feeling bill might be doing it, hes claiming hes putting up sanic. but he actually puts up sonic
This thread needs Miru.
>>531348356
i figured the tinychat name was based off of that mispronunciation, not him making a reference, but i don't actually know
>>531347872
DONT LEAVE US
NONSTOP LOUD SANIC ALL NIGHT /B/ROTHREN
>>531348681
jesuscarpeter is full of cancer, though most of /b/ is so.......
hello boxxy, this is sanic
http://imgur.com/a/GTprX/
for the whole comic if you missed grabbing any
that comic is fun, everything sex should be.
And really really hot. (I'm a girl by the way.)
Thanks.
>>531347771
>>531348356
Bill was referring to jesuscarpenter in his prayers by saying jesus the carpeter, which is a biblical reference by virtue of symbolism. It was billy's terminology. Is not it related?
>>531347872
>>531347872
back, yeah i skipped another page. Sorry.
>>531349076
>>531349230
i am so in love with these comics
We are all in the IRC right now raiding btr before liveprayer starts.
>>531348972
So Bill's been trolling us the whole time. Sorry /b/ but I think bill is too good for you.
>>531349230
We are poking bill with a sanic stick and right now he's giggling and playing along saying "stawp teehee" but if we keep poking he will break the stick and freak out yelling "STOP MOTHERFUCKING SATAN!!!"
>http://www.blogtalkradio.com/openstage/2014/02/08/open-mic-spill-it
>http://www.blogtalkradio.com/openstage/2014/02/08/open-mic-spill-it
>>531349313
its a possibility but highly unlikely, do you think bill could throw away "15 years" of work for us?
>>531349313
Shut your stupid nigger ass up.
>>531330090
newfags and the spam is getting me...
>>531349313
Here, watch at 1:20:00
Listen for the mouse clicks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE8IJMzmtsQ
>>531349667
this exactly
>>531349623
yeah me again, why must you kind newfags botch a perfectly decent billy thread? i just want to ask of you. whY?
>>531349313
Agreed. We barely did anything to the guy over the last few days. It's basically just ~300 faggots listening to some washed up preacher and every so often he'll rant about "le internet trolls" and his "battle" with TOTSE
If anyone's doing the breaking it's /b/ not Bill
>>531349614
>>531349952
>>531349952
>mfw this comic
>>531350271
You nigger faggot cunts saying bill won are the same fucking failures that talk to him and ask retarded le questions that ur low IQ asses think is smart instead of FULLBLASTING SANIC
>>531350405
keep these going omg
>>531349475
he knows his actual legit viewers will never pick up on the fact that he is trolling us HE'S INVINCIBLE
>>531350405
>>531350405
is it just me or are the capatcha's getting retardedly difficult? I mean fuck i'm not even drunk.
(5th attempt now)
>>531350405
i am in love with these comics
>>531350747
STFU
>>531350945
>>531350945
I think the captcha's get harder based on how often you post. Not sure about this, but it's what I've noticed
>>531351095
>>531350945
QUIT SHITPOSTING THESE FUCKING GAY COMICS
>>531351086
fuck yourself newfag
>>531349667
THIS IS LEGIT, HE'S TROLLING US
>>531348940
thank you based anon
anyone have link?
>>531351379
Fuck off faggot, some of us are enjoying this.
>>531351379
How are they gay if they have heterosexual acts in them, faggot?
>>531351175
I guess, I was 3 inches from my monitor with my head turned sideways and I STILL could not make out what the fuck the it said.
>>531351283
>>531351379
>4chan
>ordering people around
>Okay pleb
>>531351517
>some of us
You spelled "autists" wrong
>>531351379
EAT MY POOP
FOR ALL THE NEWFAGS WHO DO NOT READ THE THREADS
>BILL IS IN THE THREADS. HIS MINIONS, PROBABLY MIKE AND CHERISE, ARE IN THE THREADS. THEY TRY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND DISCOURAGE YOU FROM CONTINUING.
>ONLY PLAY SANIC. DO NOT TRY TO TALK TO HIM AT ALL. HE WILL PRETEND YOU SAID SOMETHING LEGITIMATE AND TALK ABOUT THAT. THAT IS WHAT HE WANTS. THE GOAL IS TO SIMPLY WASTE HIS AIRTIIME BY MAKING HIM HANG UP IMMEDIATELY ON ALL HIS CALLERS. THIS IS WHAT HURTS HIM. THIS IS WHAT MAKES HIM RAGE. TELLING STORIES IS WHAT MAKES HIM HAVE A BETTER SHOW.
USE THE FILMON LINK. LAST NIGHT HE AND/OR MIKE WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO DISCOURAGE IT. YOUTUBE GIVES HIM VIEWS AND MONEY, FILMON DOESN'T. BILL EVEN MENTIONED IT IN THE SHOW, WHICH MEANS IT MAKES HIM RAGE.
http://www.filmon.com/channel/the-walk-tv
HE ALSO SAYS HE'S WINNING TO TRY TO GET YOU TO GIVE UP, BUT THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WIN IS IF WE STOP SPAMMING SANIC. HE CANNOT PHYSICALLY STOP US, HE CAN ONLY CONVINCE YOU TO STOP, BUT SPAMMING SANIC IS WHAT'S MADE HIM RAGE SO HARD THESE PAST FEW SHOWS, SO DO NOT STOP WITH THE SANICS.
Three simple rules
>NO STORIES, ONLY SANIC
>USE FILMON, NOT YOUTUBE
>NO STORIES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY SANIC
There's also the issue of chats. I don't bother using them, don't get the point, but Jesuscarpeter was the one we were using since the start. Bill has been trying to say it had malware and spamming his own chat which requires downloads and has hilariously suspicious URLS. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SHOULDN'T NEED TO BE TOLD THIS, BUT DON'T CLICK THE HILARIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS URLS. JUST CALL BILL/MIKE A FAGGOT AND MOVE ON.
Guys, Bill posted the new schedule for his show:
12am-12:20am Welcome and rant about 4chinz
12:20-12:35 Incoherent bragging about his channels, his 10 yearz, etc
12:35-1:25 "Fifteen minutes" on the topic of the day
1:25-1:28 Fucking around with the phone trying to get it to work
1:28-1:46 Troll calls, "What did that accomplish"
1:46-1:56 Cherise aka Dede Topkek calls in
1:56 "I love and care about you so much" end of show
1:57-??? Forget to turn off camera and say a bunch of retarded shit
>>531351646
please link me to his youtube channel or live stream on YT
please link me to his youtube channel or live stream on YT
>>531351803
Lets see if this is actually the case.
>>531351848
>>531351747
No Stories. Only Sanic.
uncle/b/ is love. uncle/b/ is life
>>531351747
sanic is love
sanic is life
trust in sanic
post link to the filmon pls
>>531351747
And for you newfriends this is Sanic.
Make sure to have full volume up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hU7EHKFNMQg
>>531351803
lmao this is gold
>>531352047
I feel bad if you have already gotten off, cause from here on out is when the comic gets really exciting.
uncleb sucks heavens cock
>>531352284
How much more of this is there?
I don't have all night :(
>>531352157
I cry vrytm.
>>531352157
How do I Sanic into phone?
>>531352041
Well... it has been like this for 3 days now.
>>531352362
thx. sanic. rodger.
>>531352157
and for ffs people he means LOUD we wanna hear that shit in the mic
>>531352284
>>531352376
bout halfway through
>pssht nothing personal kiddo
>>531352407
How do I Sanic? just put it on speaker. dont say anything, dont even breath... Sanic is all you need
>>531352756
sanic.
>>531351803
forgot to add him saying at the end of the day, 400 times
>>atdaendofdaday
>>531352756
But I can't play Sanic on speakers, my roommate is asleep.
>>531352747
Would you mind making an archive of it and uploading it to mega?
It's a lot of work saving each individual image..
>>531352407
speakers
>>531352747
>>531352914
Wake that faggot up with the beautiful sounds of sanic
BITCHES THIS IS HEAVEN come join our tinychat thisisheaven
Just so we're all clear
FOR ALL THE NEWFAGS WHO DO NOT READ THE THREADS
>BILL IS IN THE THREADS. HIS MINIONS, PROBABLY MIKE AND CHERISE, ARE IN THE THREADS. THEY TRY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND DISCOURAGE YOU FROM CONTINUING.
>ONLY PLAY SANIC. DO NOT TRY TO TALK TO HIM AT ALL. HE WILL PRETEND YOU SAID SOMETHING LEGITIMATE AND TALK ABOUT THAT. THAT IS WHAT HE WANTS. THE GOAL IS TO SIMPLY WASTE HIS AIRTIIME BY MAKING HIM HANG UP IMMEDIATELY ON ALL HIS CALLERS. THIS IS WHAT HURTS HIM. THIS IS WHAT MAKES HIM RAGE. TELLING STORIES IS WHAT MAKES HIM HAVE A BETTER SHOW.
USE THE FILMON LINK. LAST NIGHT HE AND/OR MIKE WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO DISCOURAGE IT. YOUTUBE GIVES HIM VIEWS AND MONEY, FILMON DOESN'T. BILL EVEN MENTIONED IT IN THE SHOW, WHICH MEANS IT MAKES HIM RAGE.
http://www.filmon.com/channel/the-walk-tv
HE ALSO SAYS HE'S WINNING TO TRY TO GET YOU TO GIVE UP, BUT THE ONLY WAY HE CAN WIN IS IF WE STOP SPAMMING SANIC. HE CANNOT PHYSICALLY STOP US, HE CAN ONLY CONVINCE YOU TO STOP, BUT SPAMMING SANIC IS WHAT'S MADE HIM RAGE SO HARD THESE PAST FEW SHOWS, SO DO NOT STOP WITH THE SANICS.
Three simple rules
>NO STORIES, ONLY SANIC
>USE FILMON, NOT YOUTUBE
>NO STORIES YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS, ONLY SANIC
There's also the issue of chats. I don't bother using them, don't get the point, but Jesuscarpeter was the one we were using since the start. Bill has been trying to say it had malware and spamming his own chat which requires downloads and has hilariously suspicious URLS. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SHOULDN'T NEED TO BE TOLD THIS, BUT DON'T CLICK THE HILARIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS URLS. JUST CALL BILL/MIKE A FAGGOT AND MOVE ON.
>>531352940
Yes i would mind, it takes work to save everything. And 2x the effort to upload without a pass (poor nigger i know)
look for it somewhere. try asking /d/ for help, they know where all the good dojun dump sites are.
Full comic
http://imgur.com/a/GTprX
>>531353285
thanks nigga. I'm going to keep posting just because.
>>531339337
He's racist as fuck. You should have heard him yesterday spouting all the hate speech on the Middle East and Muslims. He's asking to have the shit beaten out of him or have fucking bombs sent to his address.
>>531352914
Fuck your roommate m8, this if for a greater cause. wake them up and make them join in too.
>>531353243
Fuck that's the most boring comic I've ever seen. Not only is fucking nothing happening but it's look incomplete. Where the fuck is are the backgrounds? If it's supposed to be black and white, where the fuck are the grey tones?
>>531353285
>>531353285