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well fellow annon, life is shit. plain and simple.

some are shittier than others but we all live in the poop.

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No one's biting? Really? I thought for sure /b/ would let me bitch if I mentioned my issue was related to incest

>>528929401
Sure is. But the issue is new, and I can't believe how stupid I am, and I'm having trouble coping

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I could care less. My soul has enough stains on it, I don't care to hear about yours.

>>528929720
Why bother saying anything at all?

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If you need to vent then type that shit out. Me? I'm going to grab the jack and be right back

>>528929917
Thanks. I'll type it out in another post

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Eh, okay buddy.

>>528929917
>Sister is basically my father's bastard
>Had her out of wedlock while married to another woman
>Sister's grandma hates my dad
>Dad is a wealthy businessman, and does drugs with sister's mom
>Sister's mom dies of drug related complications at a party she was throwing
>Wasn't even an OD--she just did drugs too often and it stressed her body

>Despite being drug users, Dad and sister's mom were good parents to my sister
>She was ahead of everyone in day care in every milestone: potty training, walking, talking, motor control, manners, etc.
>When her mom died, she began to fall behind
>Grandma took her in
>Be born nearly 8 years later, a week before my sister's 8th birthday

Fast forward:
>Be 7
>Sister's grandma comes over and says she's not going to my let my sister see him any more, for reasons that were never explained to me
>When I realize she isn't going to be around any more, I start calling her house every day, many times a day
>Never occurred to me that the reason the call never wen through is because Grandma blocked my dad's number

I always wondered what it be like to fuck my sister

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Fyi; if your going to have a big long story most fags will be all buttrussled saying, "type that shit out beforehand faggot"

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do go on, cromartie high is giving me the giggles and you are giving me the low key

>>528931005
>Be really hurt that grandma took her from me
>Grandma was from Nicaragua, and firmly believed family came first, and always told me that
>Grandma said that, although I wasn't her bio grandson, she felt like I was her grandson
>Used to bake me gingerbread on holidays, and buy me action figures every month
>It fucked with my little head
>Decided I had to bring us back together, because I was 7, and concepts/rules were concrete to me

>family comes first, so I have to bring mine back together

>Be 12
>Gave up on my sister as I grew up, because I was young, and forgot about it
>Began to resent sister because she never missed me like I missed her
>Suddenly, dad gets a letter
>Grandma is requesting custody of sister, so she can properly pay for my sister to go to college
>Dad gets sister's address through that, and starts sending her letters, begging her to talk to us again
>Dad says I'm hurt that she doesn't want me to be her brother
>Sister says that thought never factored into it

>That line of the letter sticks in my head for years

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... this story is.... story....

>>528931528
oh well. I didn't want to type it out to no one, especially if no one was gonna want to hear it

>>528931292
In my case: indescribably perfect. i'll get into that later

>>528932008
>Be 15
>IQ is 145
>Emotional IQ is 65 (that is considered emotionally disabled)
>Dad is beating the crap out of me
>Mom is an alcoholic
>Feel like an independent, super intelligent, piece of crap
>Get a great idea to write an "epistle" to my sister on fucking Facebook
>It was literally about as pretentious as the word choice sounds
>Begging her to talk to me
>Trying to prove my worth with adult words
>Tell her she can't not reply to me because I put myself out there, and humiliated myself

>She replies
"Anon, you are barely a brother to me. We've never spoken. We didn't grow up together. We didn't spend time together when we lived 20 miles from each other, when we weren't kept apart. I don't think about you, or wonder how you are. It's nothing personal, but you're a stranger to me. I never wanted us to be separate, but I don't care to deal with the drama of us getting together. I'm sorry if this hurts you, but I wanted to be frank"

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>>528932847
Wow! My cunt detectors have gone off the charts!!

Fuck her, and I for one am glad you did.

>>528932847
>It hurts like crazy
>Obsess over her
>Can't understand why she doesn't want to talk to me
>We're family
>She values all of the family on her mom's side
>I care about her
>We have a special bond, as brother and sister
>Why doesn't she like me?

>Learn all I can about her
>Watch her Facebook for a couple of years, just to see what's going on
>See photos of her with her new boyfriend
>Go on his Facebook
>He's a great guy
>Works with disabled kids, urban youths, people without any sort of privilege (I mean that in the least social justice asshole way possible), and gay teens
>Hates big corporations, and donates lots to charity
>He seems like someone I'd want to be friends with, or idolize, as I was only 16 or so when they started dating

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>>528933429
Sounds like what a typical /b/tard would do.

>>528933241
She's a nice person. Beyond nice. She was trying to be firm with me because she wasn't interested in a relationship, or knowing my father whom she was conditioned to believe effectively killed her mother

>>528933429
>Sister partners up with two other girls
>They start a clothing line
>Makes it into all kinds of big stores in Chicago, LA, and Miami
>Your girlfriend has probably heard of it
>They use their clothing line to travel the country, then the world, and raise awareness about the cruelty in sweat shops
>While traveling the world, they help build homes for the needy
>My sister is an atheist. This wasn't missionary work

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>>528933847
>that i have a girlfriend
holy shit my sides have left the building

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>>528934254
I'm bitter and single, my ends justify my means. My morality is subjective and my soul is a wreck.

Happy fucking friday.

>>528933429

more. ur posting too slow

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>>528933789
100% anon
I don't disagree. I know it was... Emotionally disabled of me

>Be 19
>Be a manager at a health food store
>Haven't thought about sister in a year
>Be bringing in the newspapers the office gets
>Someone went through one, and left the obituary pages on my desk
>Someone on the back page was named something ridiculous, like Conny Elingus (like cunnilingus)
>While looking over the page, I see my fucking grandma

>The obituary refers to my sister, and my sister's mom, as her daughters
>Tons of mentions about her family, her cooking, and her tea parties with various First Ladies
>No mention of me in the list of grandchildren
>Go figure
>See the funeral is that Saturday
>The funeral is in the city I'm going to be in on Saturday, with a female friend from Nicaragua

>>528928936
Why should you be depressed at this?

Go fucking party, you deserve it.

Faggot.

>>528934552
trying. really
I'm shivering and my fingers are numb

www.livestream.com/chrispyplaysgames

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>>528934765
we are all emotionally crippled and socially retarted.

4 chan is our home, /b/ is our sentence.

>>528934765
>This is too fucking perfect
>Request off Friday for the wake, and Sunday just in case
>Call my Friend and explain the situation to her
>Kind of awkward to explain I have an estranged sister, and why, but she's always had my back

>Chicken out Friday, and don't go to the wake
>Drink heavily Friday night
>Nerves are horrible
>Shaking all night
>Can't sleep despite being drunk
>Friend presses my suit for me, makes me a light breakfast, and puts on her best black dress
>Friend brings her 16 year old sister, and 14 year old brother
>We were trying to make it seem like I wasn't just a weird man at their funeral for this old lady
>The family is pampering me
>I feel like a fucking child the way I need to be taken care of, but I haven't felt like that since I was 16 years old
>I'd actually emotionally matured, believe it or not

Look, your only option is to thank the Lord for the day
Then you gotta go and get paid
Oh my goodness
Ain't drived the Porsche in a month, my range rover make a nigga hush
Fuck nigga want
Sorry if I'm being too blunt,I gotta show a hater how to stunt
Boy you a joke, Kevin Hart with it
Deerfield rapper worth about a couple million
Imma go get it nigga, Imma go get it nigga, Imma go get it

>>528934942

Get it all out. It will make you feel better. Writing always does.

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>>528935305
I like that idea. 4Chan, and /b/ in particular, is where I come to socialize and have some fun.

Also, that picture is one of the most depressing in my BAWWW folder. Here's another.

>>528935482
I am sweating typing this out. Just thinking about the anxiety is killing me

>We try to just walk in, but there is a fucking line to get into this funeral
>Only this bitch would have a high profile audience wanting to see her corpse one final time

>All of us have to sign our names, and get a little laminated picture of her
>Like 500 people stop us as we try to walk to some fucking seats
>"Who are you? How do you know the diseased?" *tear*
Oh, we were just friends of her's. You know how she loved to help people in need. She helped us when we were poor. She helped me get a job, yada, yada, bullshit yada
>"OH I SEE YES GRANDMA WAS SUCH A NICE LADY BAAAW"

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>>528935981
Oh shit son you were in that baww thread when it was oc?

Nice to have another fellow baww /b/rowser on here.

I feel like shit anyway so fuck it lets get some baww pics up in dis bitch.

Pic related, it's all me.

>>528936065
>Funeral finally starts
>It's ice cold in the church, but I've sweat through my shirt
>Holding Friend's hand
>Shaking
>Knee bouncing
>Somewhere Over The Rainbow starts playing
>They wheel in the gaudy, white and gold coffin

>I nearly pass out
>Friend and her brother have to hold me up
>Sister is at the front, on the right, walking the coffin in
>They set it in the front
>I haven't blinked
>My mouth is dry

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>>528936473
I don't get it. What were you all worked up about? Are you not good with death or just worked up about your sister?

Idk, Like i've stated earlier in this thread. My life is shit. I've known a lot of good men who have died way too fucking soon and death is just another thing to me.

I'm callused to the outside world.

>>528936473
>Sister walks up with a ton of family behind her
>Speech
>"As many of you know--well, all of you, I'm sure--Grandma (she didn't say grandma; I'm just using it as a name placeholder) wasn't my real mother. She was actually my grandmother. My mother died when I was two, and unfortunately, my dad wasn't able to take care of me."
blahblahblah bullshit when suddenly
>"Although I was an only child, and always wished I had a brother, or a sister, the way Grandma loved so many people, and always had the kids in the family over, it was almost like I had siblings around all the time..."

>Face turns red
>Feel Friend and her siblings look at me
>Friend squeezes my hand
>Fucking enraged
>I've been there the whole time
>I tried to get her back in my life
>She rejected me, and now she's whining saying she wanted me around

>>528928936
I wouldn't let it get you down. I mean we've all had sex with your sister and while we didn't fall in love, or really even like her, I for one was angry and depressed afterwards.
Just get really drunk, head on down to the massage parlor and get a happy ending. I know your Mom would love to see you.

>>528937027
I'm not good because this ends with me ruining my relationship with my sister. The reason for so much story is because I want to emphasize how fucked in the head I was over her not being around

>>528937119
>"Although I was an only child, and always wished I had a brother, or a sister
Oh shit.

>adopts uareadr

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>>528936372
I think I got it when it was still new, at least relatively. It still doesn't seem to very popular.

That idea is kind of valid. I'm lonely but (couldn't it be "and") and I'm depressed but I can still laugh (I love it when I start to cry). But I don't think it's cogent.

This is me. I'm afraid to die (it's why I haven't an heroed yet) but it would have been easier. I wouldn't have to worry about find a job (or having it drive me to suicide), or being a leach on my family, or school (I'm a semester from flunking out).

I'd be content with a shitty job (at Pizza hut, Subway, or something analygous) and a place that stayed warm in the winter. But I doubt I can even attain that. In short, I'm a failure at life and anyone else [strikeout]could[/strikeout] should have been born.

>>528937336
your sister sounds like a daft cunt, she know how much of an ass your father was but still acted like she didn't have anything to do with you despite knowing the relationship with him you'd have to endure.

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>>528937336
Okay, perhaps its the jack finally hitting my bloodstream but I'm fucking pissed off about this.

From the back in the curch you would hear me
>HEY CUNTASARUAS-REX WHO THE FUCK AM I?
>WE ARE HALF RELATED YOU TWAT!

>>528937165
That was really funny. Thank you, Anon

>>528937119
>When the funeral is over, I've lost most of my angry nerve
>Sister is walking around, thanking people
>Close family is meant to go to the burial site, and say final goodbyes
>Tailgate

>Walk up with my group, quietly, and stand behind people
>Sister says a few nice words, and so do other people
>Grandma is buried in a gorgeous plot of land
>Grandpa points to spot next to it and says "I can't wait to be there. I'm going to miss her so much"
>Get choked up
>Sister starts bawling and hugging him
>People begin to leave after hugs
>Some promise to stop by later
>Sister says her boyfriend is going to go back to their home in another state, and she's going to stay for a week and a half with Grandpa

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>>528937632
>tfw your post
Better to die with some remote sense of pride than to go out by your own hand in cowardice.

inb4 walk the dinosaur, fresh prince

>>528937878
>We all stay behind
>Never more than in that moment do I wish for my adolescent emotional hair
>Face the ground, bright red
>Group is just standing there, asking me what I want to do
>"Anon, she's walking over here"
>I stop breathing

>She walks up to us and says "Hi. Can I help you all with something?"
y-you, too...
>Uh. Yeah. Sorry. I need to talk to you
"Um. Sure. -awkward laugh"
>In the church, you, ah, you said you always wished you had a brother
>I can hear the sound of the strength waning in her knees
>I can hear her blood pumping, while her fight or flight decision begins being weighed
>Friends back up, and try to give us space
I don't want to talk to you, Anon. You shouldn't have come. This is a funeral. This isn't... This isn't about you, or, ah, whatever issues you have

Reading this makes me wonder about my half-siblings I have ignored...

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>>528938676
Hurry up, OP. I'm fapping hard now. I don't know how much longer I can last.

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>>528938881

>>528938420
Neither. I'm not gonna waste an hour of my time for that

>I know that! I know that of course I know that!

>shaking
>sweating
>head spinning
>can't look at her face

So, leave, Anon!
>I need to talk to you. I need you to listen to me. I didn't come here because I wanted to make this about me. I mean, I guess, I did. But I didn't take away from her funeral. I came to you afterward. It took so much for me to come here. Just listen to me
>Voice is cracking
>If this goes poorly, I'm gonna cry like a baby

>>528938676
>>528938676
this is when you pull out the kinfe and behead this bitch and fuck her windpipe until climax right?

caus i dont see how your going to be able to go from here to inside her cunt.

>>528928936
so what? I banged my cousin twice (both times on the same night), yea it was akward afterwards, and yea it was a little hard to talk about, but we got over it and moved on I still talk to her and see her on holidays and we still get along pretty well. so whats the big deal? did you force into it? is she too young? did you drug her?

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>>528939219
shut up nigger, your fucking up the program.

>>528939219
She's 8 years older than him I believe.

>>528939219

Did you read the thread? She's much older.

>>528939183
$100 says she's pretentious enough to believe that having sex with OP makes up for the neglect.

>>528939687
I raise you $1,000,000 that she doesn't believe that

>>528938310
Basically

>>528939150
>She actually just says "Fine"
>She's letting me talk
>It's probably just because she's emotionally drained but omg this is progress

>I know I don't know you, Femanon, but we're siblings. I know you probably won't appreciate it, but I've looked you up. I've, um, learned stuff about you, and I have reason to want you in my life. No, even if you turned out to be a drug addict, or something, I'd still have a reason. You're my sister, and I love you, and I want you in my life. I should be able to be there for you. I should have helped you plan Grandma's funeral. We should be best friends. You said you wanted a sibling, all you life, and, ah... s-so did I.
>jaw is clenching shut
You want to help me, Anon?
>Yes. Yes, I want to help you. I've been trying to be there for you for years
I can't promise you anything, Anon. I can't tell you I'm going to be around. But I can try to... Do something, today. I don't know what. I don't know what I'm doing. Help me get Grandpa home, and then you can help me clean the house from the wake

>>528939859
in any case I'm interested in finding out the truth.

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>>528939921
>"But I can try to... Do something, today. I don't know what. I don't know what I'm doing. Help me get Grandpa home, and then you can help me clean the house from the wake"

>>528939921
Finally your story just got interesting

>>528929720

COULDN'T
you fucking couldn't care less you molded fucking cumcheese.
WHY don't you shit into a jar and smell it till you die

>>528939687
She does not believe that. Neither did I. It wasn't like that

>I follow her to the house, and she lays Grandpa down
>Grandpa knows exactly who I am, despite being like 87 and borderline senile
>Says he didn't know Femanon and I had reconnected, and wonders why I never came by to see him
>"Maybe I'll be around more, Grandpa. I don't know."
>Sister just looks confused, and worried

>Friend, Friend's siblings, and I all clean the house, load dish washer, etc.
>Take out trash, wash windows, even scrub a toilet
>This woman is working all of us
>Fortunately it's a culture thing and my friends don't think anything of it

>After she can't come up with any more busy work, she offers to dirty some of the dishes we just put away, and make us dinner
>Friend offers to help, which is great for me, because it'll alleviate the stress of close contact with me, and they can just twat around together

>>528928936
What anime is this op?

>>528940685
seriously, how do people think saying, "I could care less," makes sense?

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>>528939921
Typical female
>rejects males unfit for breeding or work
>as soon as he's able to serve her she latches on

Meanwhile, the male, indoctrinated on ideas like loyalty, honor, and "a man provides" has been tearing himself up for years about not being ALLOWED to sacrifice for family.

Not surprising, given the statistics on relationship turmoil and breakups indicating that men suffer much more than women do.

>>528940232
That is NOT what she meant
Yes, it's close to fap time but she did not mean that

>>528940975
wait, did OP rape his sister?

>>528940839
Kokoro Connect

>>528940949
You're talking about my sister
And my ideas of loyalty came from a WOMAN who was protecting her family from the man she believed murdered her daughter

>>528941134
God, no. I would never do that to someone

The reason my dad started beating me was because a 32 year old man raped me and I brought him shame

>>528941169

Please write quicker, OP! I've followed from the beginning but I am very tired now.

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>>528941169
Your sister's a bitch.
And it's even worse that a WOMAN brainwashed you into thinking the most noble thing you could do with your life was sacrifice yourself. She was also apparently fucking retarded and in denial about raising a degenerate, stupid, drug-addicted slut that'd sleep with married men to get her drugs and then not even have the decency to abort the bastard offspring.

>>528940784
>Sister is in a much better mood after yacking in Spanish with my Friend
>We eat
no, wait
>My friends eat
>My sister and I stare at our plates, and each other

>My friends make a move to leave after dinner, as it's 11
>I ask to stay
>Sister says okay, actually
>We stay up till the buttcrack of dawn, catching up
>We have a lot of stuff in common, although it's intimidating how much more mature than me she is
>She has this great understanding of everything, and I sound like the little shmuck I am

>>528941169
>You're talking about my sister

You're posting on /b/

You should have expected far worse than what these lurking anons have to offer

>>528941763
My sister is lovely, but confused
My grandma was lovely, but her generation was all misguided

>Sister and I pass out
>Spend the next day hanging out, taking care of Grandpa, fucking around, watching movies with him, playing games

Next post is winces

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>>528942125
alright, here we go

>>528942414
/b/ro, just so you know, even though I'm sure half the people here are in the thread just for the wincest, I want you to know that your story up until now was touching. Thanks for sharing.

>>528942793
I second this.

I encourage the OP to continue to write for his own benefit. Writing helps.

>>528942793
I also agree

>>528942414
>Go swimming with her
>Her family was important, because reasons, if that wasn't clear
>Grandpa was a man's man, and Grandma was a true lady
>That made them important
>They have a pool that's like 20 feet long, 15 feet deep in the deep end, and has a high hot tub coming out of it, to create a nice waterfall effect
>She makes me these fancy, ridiculous drinks at Grandpa's bar
>It's crazy, because the shit tastes like fruit, although it's full of hard alcohol
>She even makes me a minty, chocolately drink with 100 proof Peppermint Schnapps

>We're getting wasted
>I know I've technically known her all my life, but the way we're getting on, it's like we've been buddies our whole lives
>Like she never left
>She and I are sitting in this hot pool of water, full of alcohol, on a hot, humid summer night
>I think I'm drooling on myself from laughing so hard at fucking everything
>She's telling me about some ex boyfriend who couldn't keep his clothes on around her, or anyone else in his house
>He just loved to be nude, basically
>"HAHA ME TOO"
>Pull off the basketball shorts I wore into the pool
>Find a way out of hot tub, and even manage to stand
>"WHAT DO YOU THINK? SHOULD LADIES LOVE ME?"
>Jump into pool
>"IT'S FUCKING COLD OVER HERE. SHIT. I WANNA GO BACK OVER THERE. HELP ME. I'M TOO DRUNK TO SWIM"

>She comes over, laughing hysterically, crawling across the patio
>She slides into the pool
>I reach out
>"I'm drowning. I'm going to drown, and my sister's leaving me to die!"
>I think she actually started choking on water at this point, because she was so drunk the whole thing was driving her insane
>She finally got to me
>She touched my hand, and I pulled her in for a hug
>Mood fucking changed for me, immediately
>Hugging her, totally naked, in water

>Been waiting to be around her for years
>Desperately trying to get her attention
>She's beautiful
>She's smart
>She's so fucking kind to everyone
>She's so much fun to be around
>I'm drunk
text limit

>>528940685

"I could care less," is the shortening of the phrase "I could care less, but I wouldn't know how."

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>>528944265
/b/ - Random
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
but please go on

>>528944265
you cut me off mid fap with that ending, so hurry it up

>>528928936
Unless you forced it on her, I don't see the problem. She loves you enough to do that with you, that's pretty great. Some of us wish that was an option.

But still, why does this upset you anon? I'll help if I can.

>>528944265

Seems like you raped her.

>>528944265
>Lift up her chin
>She's totally quiet
>It's like a movie
>I love when shit's like a movie
>Her eyes are wide open
>Her eyes are brown, but they're very, very light brown
>They're like amber, actually
>She's not making a move either way
>"God, you're so fucking beautiful"
>Stillness
>Finally kiss her
>Feel every hair on my body stand up
>Her nails dig into my arm, my side

>I suddenly lose my nerve
>My lips are against her's, and she's kissing me, but I can't get the nerve to open my mouth
>Ohgod
>Fuck
>Y-you, too...
>Grab her waist, turn her around, lift her up, and toss her
>Not well, mind you
>Still drunk

>>528944614
I wish it was fiction. You missed the bit about me being upset. I'm venting here because I can't tell anyone else "Oi, mate, I've gone and fucked me sister", and I know /b/ will listen if /b/ gets an erection

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>>528944884
this is more like. Fapping good now.

>>528940685
Except for what he said makes perfect sense. If he had said "could" then you would've been onto something you tool.
He doesn't care to hear someone else's 'stains'. That makes sense. Learn English.

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>>528945098
fiction...non-fiction...imma still fap either way.

>>528941169


it's a good anime if your into relationship drama and stuff like that

>>528944884
>Hobble out of pool, grab my towel, leave the shorts
>Help her out of the pool, and tell her I'm going for a shower
>She was pretty distant at that point
>Like, she was looking at me, but it felt like she wasn't seeing me
>She took a shower in a different shower

>After the shower, I walk into her bedroom, where I spent the previous night, in the most platonic way I could
>She's lying on her bed, wide awake
>I feel so fucked in the head at this point
>I can't believe I've just kissed her
>"Uh, sis, I need clothes again. Do you have anything else?"
What are you doing to me, Anon?
>"wut"
>In the most frustrated tone you can imagine, picture a girl with Emma Watson length hair, gorgeous Hispanic and white features, and light brown eyes, barking "Come here" at you, as though you should have known you were supposed to jump her as soon as you walked in

>Bump

Finish it.

>>528944884
Keep it coming

>>528945946
Oh I'm definitely cumming.

booooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrriiiiiingggg!


If you live to be an old man, you are going to be one of those cunts that tells long stories that don't go anywhere.

Here's some music for you guys to enjoy while waiting.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSrTnWDTdwI

>>528945901
>I don't even remember getting into her bed
>It was like, she gave her command, and the universe just picked me up and placed me on top of her
>I was still shy as fuck
>I'd had sex before, but it wasn't dangerous
>I wasn't fucking someone who, at any time, could suddenly decide she hated me and never wanted to see me again
>It definitely wasn't my sister
>I'm also pretty sure I'd never had wasted sex before

>So, my mouth is on her's
>Her tongue is in my mouth
>I'm on top, stiff as fuck
>She pulls away and says "The man should be on the bottom"

Never Lick An Postage Envelopes...... CAUTION.....MUST SHARE THIS One day a girl licked the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very day the lady found a cut on her tongue. A week later, she noticed an abnormal swelling of her tongue. She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was not sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not eat. She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The doctor took an x-ray of her tongue and noticed a lump. He prepared her for minor surgery. When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live cockroach crawled out!!!! There were cockroach eggs on the seal of the envelope. The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva. It was warm and moist… This is a true story reported on CNN. Andy Hume wrote: Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn’t believe the….things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I haven’t licked an envelope for years!” I used to work for a print shop (32 years ago) and we were told NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed and saw several squads of cockroaches roaming around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the glue on the envelopes. PLEASE PASS THIS INFO TO YOUR FRIENDS. After reading this you will never lick another envelope or stamp.

>>528945901

>walk into her room
>everybody get on the floor and walk like a dinosaur

>>528946426
>okay.jpg
>She basically pushes me over
>Sits on me with gusto
>Crushes my nervous erection under her
>She's dry humping my crotch, making out with my neck
>My fears are gradually being overwhelmed by my desire to fuck her until she bleeds, and I can't physically move my hips any more
>I pull off her tshirt
>She holds my face in her hands, so I can't catch more than a glance of her tits
>She bites my lip, and moans "Fuck" through her teeth

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>>528946426
>She pulls away and says "The man should be on the bottom"

ITT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNs6y1NIZf4

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>>528947186

Are you sure? I was thinking something more along the lines of this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF32DRg9opA

>>528947373


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

>>528946928
>My body isn't working with me
>I'm totally at her mercy
>I'm pretty sure her being older, and more experienced with sex is part of the reason why I'm falling so fucking short, but it's also because I've never fucked my sister before, and the level of horny I'm feeling is absolutely overwhelming

>She sits up over me, and pulls down the pajama bottoms she was wearing
>Underwear, lacy as fuck
>Cannot remember the color as it was dark, and I was drunk, and her underwear wasn't really one of my concerns
>Grab her hips
>Kiss her stomach
>Run my tongue along her crotch, through her underwear
>She gasps, leans over me, and pushes her nails into the back of my neck

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>>528947373

OP, I feel sorry for you. You're a dumb ass for fucking your sister. Nonetheless, I sincerely hope everything works out okay.

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>>528941472
oh... what.... WHAT?!?!

>>528947807
You're just mad that you can't score any poon.

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>>528941472
>a 32 year old man raped me and I brought him shame

>>528947613
Sorry this is taking so long, but I actually saw this happened and the visuals are more overwhelming for me than they are for you

>Pull her underwear down to her knees
>Push her onto her back
>She gasps
>Pull her underwear off
>More gasping
>Her legs trembled as I pulled them off
>the old lickaroo
>No seriously I ate the fuck out of her
>I licked every bit of her that my tongue could reach
>I think I pulled my tongue muscle trying to get as far as inside of her as I could
>I only stopped when my chin got sore from her humping my tongue
>She was so loud
>I was dripping precum from listening to her moan
>My erection was burning, and I was literally in physical pain from want
>When I stopped, she looked at me and said "What the fuck?"

>>528947925


go back to getting you're ass kicked by the shield

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>>528942237
Someone should screencap this. And +1 internets to you because fuck reasons i'm drunk.

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>>528942793
I am the great fucknugget who told you to write in the first place. Yay for alcohol and interwebs!!!

>>528948464


you are an alcohol

>>528948171
>I smiled, and laughed, too
>"I need to fuck you, baby, I'm sorry"
No, I'm fucking you, Anon
>ohgod okay that's fine
>Lean up against the back of bed
>She kneels over me, and licks my lips
>Finally, she sits on me
>There are no words
>There is no way for me to describe what it felt like
>The corners of my vision went black
>Every area of my body but my dick went numb
>Although she was violently, desperately riding me, I could barely sense the rocking
>I almost couldn't hear the sound of her moaning over the blood rushing to my ears

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>>528929401
saved

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>>528947613
yes, its getting good

>>528948787
>She's got her hands on either side of my chest
>Tits bouncing up and down
>I can't move
>I am so fucking glad she decided she was going to top me
>It's probably been less than a minute
>I can feel myself getting ready to cum
>I don't even bother to hold back
>Grab her hips
>Hold her still
>Close my eyes
>Start fucking like a damn jackhammer
>Line after line comes out of me
>She's moaning so loud, and hard, and sharply, it's making the orgasm more powerful
>When I'm finally done, she gasps "Oh my god, you came so fucking hard"
>She keeps saying fuck, and she starts riding me again
>She's not going as hard, just more quickly
>Feel her vagina smooth out
>Then a sensation I've never felt before
>Her vagina quivers on me furiously
>Eyes roll into the back of my head
>She's cumming on me and I'm about to come again just from how fucking good it feels
>How the fuck is she this good at fucking

when we're done, she doesn't even pull me out of her
we just slide down the bed until I'm lying flat, and we pass out

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>>528948184
don't follow wrasslin so idfk wtf you are talking about.

>>528949753
That isn't where the story ends, /b/
I'm 20 now. That was nearly a year ago, but the fallout only happened a few days ago

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>>528948651
False, the driver was an alcohol.

>>528949753/
And the aftermath?

>>528947373
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3QhE07YXbE

cmon OP im rubbing out blanks here

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>>528950008
mfw if were all getting trolled

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>>528948849
waldo zen master has spoken
*gong bang*

>>528950008
Go as long as you want, anon. I'm cleaning, being amused every few minutes after u post

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>>528949753
before this thread 404's (whenever that may be) please screencap this story. I'd like to have it for research and stuff.

>>528949753
>wake up in the morning
>realize what weve done
>see her eyes wide open, its like shes seen a ghost
>realize what ive done
>she goes to the bathroom and showers
>open the door
>"im sorry anonista"
"GET THE FUCK OUT!!"
>she yells so loud that i fell on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>you keep reading
>you can stop now
>go
>why you still here
>faggot
and thats why i wanna an hero

>>528950008
>The next morning, I wake up euphoric
>I wasn't even sure why I was so happy, at first
>As soon as I realized what happened, via my spinning head and her body half on me, dick still in her, I got hard again
>I pulled her back on me, and she stirred a little
>I started moving in her, and she started waking up
>She let out a couple of those "mmm" moans, and started clenching her fists
>After a moment, she opened her mouth, and started moaning "ah... uh..."
>Her eyes opened fully, and she looked up at me
>I kissed her forehead, and started trying to roll her on her back
>ornot.jpeg
>"Anon, NO. Stop!"
>She jumps off me, grabs my towel, and covers herself
Whoa, whoa. Sorry. I thought it would still be okay
>Still a little drunk, and too groggy to really know how I should be reacting
>"It's fine. No, it's not fine. It's fine that you thought it was okay, but what we did was not fine. Oh my god. I can't believe I did that with you. Anon, listen to me. That's never going to happen again"

>>528950986
Holy fuck you are one raging fucknuckle

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>>528929843
Because he wants people to know about how many edges he has.

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>>528950986
>>528950986
Nice try fucker. except annon delivared.

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>>528949753

>Have sex with niece
>Become lovers for two months
>Suddenly she drops contact completely
>Next time I see her she's getting married
>Never explained and nobody found out
>inb4 pedo -- my niece is a month older than me

>>528951250
Bro, >>528951023
Just saying.

>>528951023
>Oh fuck me
>"Okay. Yeah, I agree. It was a mistake. Shit. I can't believe we did that, either."
>Actually, I really couldn't
>I wasn't just feeling "awh man I want more sex"
>"So, Femanon, can we agree to never talk about it again?"
>She agrees, and doesn't throw me out
>Breakfast and waking grandpa and getting our day started was more than a little awkward
>That afternoon, I did leave

>Be the next day
>Be at Friend's house again
>She keeps asking me about all of the details
>Says she loves my sister and is so glad we're friends like we should be
>Admit that we got into a small argument, and things are a little awkward
>"Friend, would you mind coming with me if I go over there today? You'd kind of give me an excuse to be there. I could say you liked her and so we wanted to go over together"

>>528928936
its cool i used to fuck my aunt all the time

>>528951698
No I meant, that was the shittiest troll attempt to impersonate OP and this story is actually sexy as fuck, so the fact that anon thought that posting that was a good idea makes him a giant fucknuckle

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>>528951410
You hit the nail on the head dipshit. In my spare time I'm a 20sided die. Thats how many edges I have.

>>528952069
Oh, my /b/ad. Carry on.

I'm not even trying to troll can someone explain why wincest is sexy to you?

>>528951802
>Text Femanon Freak in Bed Sister
>"Friend said she really likes you, and wanted to stop by with me today. Can we drop in around 2:30?"
>Sister says sure
>Everything goes well
>They go crazy over clothes, and sister tells horror stories about sweat shops, and talks about places she visited in her world travels
>Femanon is basically sitting there sounding incredible, cultured, saintly, and perfect
>Feels like I'm falling harder in love with her than any girl I've ever loved
>Feels like my heart is dropping into my asshole
>Loving sister is forbidden
>No one will attend the wedding of Anon and his sister, Femanon
>Our kids will be retarded
>She regrets it
>"oh yeah, and we designed shoes for the little impoverished kids, and the designs were so simple they could build them themselves if they decided they actually wanted to wear shoes... yadayadayada I'm perfect blahblahblah"
>Fuck me my life is over

>>528952365
Dude, fetishes, man. You just can't even explain them. I find the family dynamics of them complicated in really interesting ways, which is why I like fiction about them. Also, there are power dynamics that many find fetishistically satisfying. Finally, just the taboo forbidden nature of it excites some. Your mileage may vary.

>>528952365
I guess it would be like someone with a foot fetish trying to explain it.

To some, its the face of easily and readily accessible form of instant gratification of sex.

To others, it is more deep seated of "man I would love to lay the pipe to xyz (aunt, sister, mum)"

Tough to say but good question, none the less.

>>528952365

Hot siblings.

Also, some people can't differentiate between different types of love.

But mostly lust.

>>528952716
i never thought of it like that, i guess because its not one of my fetishes but it makes sense, thank /b/ro! sorry back to the story.

>been lurkin

>>528952069
>>528952226
/b/iggest /b/iggots on this /b/amn /b/read

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>>528950434
mfw i feeled more than could evar be feeled from a feel

>>528952365
Personally the only sort of wincest I find sexy is brother/sister or cousins.

It probably has something to do with the fact that I don't have a sister myself, so I have no idea what it's like to be that closely related to a girl of similar age to you.

>>528952818
>>528952847
so, would you engage in it if the you had the opportunity?

like i find bondage (not the crazy shit, but slight bondage) hot as fuck, and if a girl wanted that i would be so down. So if your sister or brother asked would you be down? or are you just into the stories

>>528952636
Mad feels. Continue?

>>528952973
>so I have no idea what it's like to be that closely related to a girl of similar age to you.


I don't have a sister either, but I do have a younger cousin. They stink.

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>>528952962
word

>>528953195
Well, I suppose I do have a cousin who's a few years older than me, and I have thought of fucking her, but whatever I'm slightly fucked in the head.

>>528953128

I already have. It is only as big a deal as the sum of those it involves.

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>>528952636
Come on OP how did your relationship end up

>>528952636
>she sees me staring at her with lust
>i look away
>"anon, why dont get us a glass of orange juice"
>thefuck?.jpg
>go to the kitchen and pour 2 glasses of lemonade
>still staring at her
>she catches me looking again
>FUCK! overspill the orange juice
>sister yells "anon! are you okay there?"
>she comes over while friend stays
>she slides he hand on my dick
>grabs the lemonade
>spill orange juice on the floor
>granpa opens the kitchen door
>lemonade like the dinosaur

>>528953851

yeah OP, sorry for slight derail just really interested. Please continue

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>>528953128
No. I can barely tolerate my sister on a good day. My mother? No, though I have done the Oedipus Rex fap about it.

Cousins? Dont have any that I'm remotely close to.

In short, not much to go on there. It would be nice to find a fetish friendly woman. However, as any other /b/tard, I suck at dating and interacting with females. Thus, why i'm at home on a friday night talking about incest.

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>>528952636
>I didn't spend another night in her bed after that
>We hugged goodbye for no more than a second each night
>The friendship was strong with us, though
>Not gonna lie I still went home and beat off to the drunken memories
>Went insane when I was alone
>Punched pillows, yelled into pillows, ran until I felt nauseous, etc.
>Could not get the shit out of my head

>Last night Femanon was in town, we were packing her SUV for her drive home
>Grandpa already said his teary goodbye, and went to bed, and Femanon was relieved I promised to take care of him and spend a lot of time with him
>After I loaded the last suitcase, I walked back into her bedroom, which was her childhood bedroom btw
>She was sitting on her bed, looking exhausted
>"I'm gonna miss you, Femanon. You're pretty badass"
I'm gonna miss you too, little sibling
>"I'm not little at all. You know that now"
>her face when
>mfw I realized what I'd said
>"Sorry. Sorry. I wasn't thinking. Just trying to be funny. I'm really upset that you're not gonna be around any more, and I dunno how to handle it."
>She doesn't reply
>It's nearly 6, which is the time she decided she wanted to start driving up, so I walk her to the door
I'm upset that I'm not gonna be around you, too, Anon. I really am. I'm gonna miss you so much. You should come visit me. If we go back and forth, we can see each other twice a year. That's still better than it was
>"For sure"
>Hug her goodbye
>Don't let go
>Smell her hair
>Run my thumb back and forth across her cheek
>Enjoy the feeling of her head on my chest
>Get a little choked up
>She gets snifflly, too
>Tilt her chin up toward my face
>Her eyes go wide
>Do nothing
>"I love you" (brotherly love is what I meant)
Love you, too (sisterly is what she returned)
>She leaves
>Wave goodbye as she drives off

>>528954157
OP here
Hate my mom
Don't know any cousins
Sister has always been special to me and I'm going to explain something in the next post

>>528954468
... Are you sure that's the picture you meant to post? Or did 4chan eat your intended one?

>>528954798
No that's it
Foreshadowing

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>>528955037
Oh God

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>>528955120
>>528955120
mfw me being a dick turned out to make one of the best threads i've been a part of in months

>>528954468
>I can't get over what happened
>All of my close friends are happy for me
>We have pictures up on Facebook and the number of people saying "I didn't know u had sister" is ridiculous
>The friends I've had since I was in middle school can't believe this is happening
>Obviously know one knows she made me blow a load so massive I was zinc deprived and blind for weeks
>Yes I know that's not actually how it works
>That was a joke

>I'm still trying to find excuses for what happened
>Post on a forum related to incest
>Lots of people have similar situations
>Estranged from siblings, but want to know them
>They meet, and they have an explosion of emotion and they bang it out
>Happened to two straight sisters, even
>Think everything must be okay
>Glad that this is at least normal
>All of them report having typical relationships afterward
>All of them have told no one

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>>528955698
did you dun goof?

>>528955441
Yeah. And I love the people that are posting. It's pretty small and easy going
I'm sure there are quiet lurkers, but this is great

>>528955698
>Sister and I text almost daily for months
>I keep trying to find time to visit her, and meet her fucking boyfriend who is also perfect, but who I am not attracted to
>Although at this point who fucking knows maybe I'll go off the deepend and fuck him, too
(that doesn't happen)
>Business is booming at work
>Get raised to $17 an hour
>Keep thinking I'm gonna get to go up, especially with all this money saved
>Actually have enough money to enroll Grandpa in an old people club
>Work is so busy, my social life is busy, I just don't have time
>Car needs repairs, don't have the funds to visit
>It's been five months
>Femanon decides to visit for Grandpa's birthday
>Friend and femanon plan a party
>Tell people at Party City I'm poor and throwing a birthday party for my soon to be 88 year old recently widowed grandpa
>They give me an employee discount
>Just saying, /b/
>Lifehack

>>528956669
>>528956669
>28956669
>8956669
>956669
>56669
>6669
you are the chosen one

>>528956669
so this is all the shit you're depressed and angry about. stop being a fag

>>528956669
>Day of the party, Femanon is flying into town
>It's a surprise for grandpa
>Friend's sister picks him up so he can't even begin to suspect anything
>We even tell him we have a Skype call with Femanon planned for when he's ready to blow out the candles on his cake
>Finally time for the cake
>Tell Grandpa I wish Femanon was there
>"Me, too. Good wish, Anon."
>She walks in after he blows out the candles
>She's stunning
>My jaw dropped
>I had no idea she was gonna look like that

My sister doesn't wear make up. She's really gorgeous without it. She doesn't have to, but that night
>She was wearing light foundation
>She had on the thinnest layer of liner
>She was wearing a gorgeous, flowing red dress
>Her earrings were long, and brushed against the beginning of her neck when she moved
>The way her necklaces accented her chest
>unf
>Everyone was stunned by her
>Friend and her were matching, actually, and they both looked gorgeous
>Grandpa loves Friend, and says "Anon, if I were you, I woulda married her years ago"

>>528956669
hahaha great life hack. did you have to act sad or just told them straight up you're broke and tryina make gpa happy?

>>528957306

and get outa here dickhead all love in this thread

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>>528957306
u sure showed him m8

>>528957306
No, it isn't
I will tell you when I've reached the end

>>528957638
Friend and I were there. I looked miserable, and to be honest, I was sad for Grandpa. It was his first birthday without his wife since he was a teen
Friend was sad, too. We just explained, and I told them about my car trouble, and the managers we talked to gave us the discount as long as we spent at least $100, which is easy when you're buying from that store

>>528957667
so far I really don't see how this is depressing. this is just me though

>>528957638
why don't you fuck his sister as well, so can be butt buddies

>>528957508
>"Anon, if I were you, I woulda married her years ago"

awww shitt nigga

>>528946426
Now, I know this was awhile back but...
>I wasn't fucking someone who, at any time, could suddenly decide she hated me and never wanted to see me again
Pretty sure 90% of women have this thought process....

>>528957947
wow you showed me bro. i know the mask of the internet gives everyone huge balls but you don't have to be a douche bag all the time brother. just a suggestion

>>528958000
>>Pretty sure 90% of women have this thought process...
this anon knows whats up

>>528958213
And you can talk? Big ballz bro

>>528958241
those are the women you don't want in your life. good girls exist, believe me. i had one and pushed her away like a dumbass, but thats a thread for another time

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>>528958000
pic related
(nice trips)

>>528958372
notice my post wasnt filled with hate. read it again, i said you dont have to be a douche all the time.

>>528957508
>Look at Femanon, and just nod at him
I want to make it clear, here, that Friend is not into me now, or ever
I am white, and although I'm a well built, reasonably good looking white guy with a good job, I'm not her type
She's not mine, either. She likes vampire books and Pina Records, and I like classical music and Charles Dickons, if we're gonna make the differences stark. I hit on her once, and we tried dating once, and it went straight to friendship. I'd say She's like a sister to me, but...

>Femanon walks over to us, smiles at me, and hugs grandpa
>For the rest of the evening, she's the angel of the night
>Everyone there has loved her since she was a girl, helping her grandma sew and cook and shit
>They fawn over her and the way she cares for grandpa
>I have to make a conscious effort not to look at her
>Middle aged guys and old guys keep telling Friend "if I was just a few years younger..."
>It was great

>>528958465
shit, push them my way. I've yet to meet one worth my effort or time.

>>528958760
yea they're not easy to find, but as long as you put yoruself out there you'll find her when you least expect it. i learned the trick is to never look for someone. Just focus on living your life and bettering yourself and she'll fall right in your lap

>>528945251
he did say 'could', dummy

>>528958620
>and get outa here dickhead

not filled with hate

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>>528931005
>When I realize she isn't going to be around any more, I start calling her house every day, many times a day

Do you want to build a snowman?

>>528959081
dickhead is a term of endearment where im from

>>528958626
>End of the evening, we help the old people get into their cars
>All of the middle aged folk leave at about 9
>All that's left are me, Femanon, Friend, Friend's siblings, a guy friend of mine and grandpa
>I'm supposed to spend the night
>I'm still not able to keep my eyes off of Femanon if I don't focus
>Beg people to spend the night, but guy friend wants to get to know Friend better, and the siblings wanna go home and Internet with their friends or something
>Haha okay fuck me then bye
>Femanon looks a little tired, and her hair is a little messy, but she's still gorgeous
>She's grown her hair out, and it's thick, and shiny, and radiant, like everything else about her
>Say goodnight to grandpa
>There isn't much garbage as grandpa insisted we hire help to clean and serve guests
>Sit on couch with Femanon and talk
>She puts her feet on me, and asks for a foot rub as her heels were killing her feet

>>528958981
If i had a dime for every time i heard that phrase, I could buy another fleshlight by now.

>>528952973
same here. only child, and I find that shit hot as fuck

>>528959261
Er, no. I don't understand
I was trying to get through, and I was too little to know calling over and over again was rude. I thought someone was on the Internet, or using a fax line

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>>528959367
>>She puts her feet on me, and asks for a foot rub as her heels were killing her feet

This is going to be good

>>528959367
>footrub

Here we go it got exciting again

>>528959334
it's time for you to leave dickhead

>>528959935
all love babyboy

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>>528959628
You guys are fucking hysterical
This has seriously made me feel so much better

>Sure, Femanon
>Rub her feet
>Don't have a foot fetish, so the only exciting bit is that her smooth, gorgeous, naturally tan legs are on me
>She's talking about how nice it was to see grandpa smile, and how great the food was, and how nice it was that we didn't have to clean, or pay for the help
>She playfully kicks me in the arm and says she missed me, and is glad we get to hang out
>Tell her I missed her, too, and things felt weird without her
>Like, when she's there is the only time things are normal
>She looks away for a second, thinks, and smiles
>She says she feels the same, and she's glad she invited me to her grandpa's house all those months ago

>>528960265
thats right hun

Bro, it's 2 o'clock here; you got one hour to conclude.

if this is a troll, it may be the greatest of all time. post on OP.

>>528959076
>mfw im retarded
>mfw no face, deal with it

OP types way too slowly.

>>528960303
>It's one of the first cold nights of the year in my state
It's currently 55 degrees, so we can assume it was somewhere around there
>Femanon says she's cold, and she's going to change
>Turn on the TV while she's gone
>Dick is hard
>Gotta be honest I wanted to fuck so bad I wasn't sure what to do with myself
>Take off my tie and rest it over the bulge in my pants
>Doesn't help much
>Take off belt
>While doing so I flip my erection upward more, and kind of on an angle so it looks less obvious
>Would prefer it to go away, but I've had a little to drink, she's gorgeous and I'm excited to see her, and the way she jumped me last time left lasting impressions besides bruises

>>528961249
COLD? 55 DEGREES IS COLD? You fucking bastard.
But seriously... You lucky son of a bitch.

>>528960835
I'm trying. It's 3, here. Every time I type one of these out, I'm recalling from memory, which means I'm recalling a memory. I'm telling you my sister is gorgeous, and I'm remembering all of the emotions I felt. I haven't had enough blood in my brain to type quickly

>>528961486
Swag

>>528961249
>She comes back after I've flipped to some TV show called Surprise Quints
>I love kids, and she loves kids, and there isn't much else on
>We start talking about kids, and how great a family would be
>She's snuggled up to me while we watch TV and chat
>It feels like I'm flying

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>>528961249
Shit's coming to a broil

>>528961537
Post a picture with her eyes blurred out or something man, we all know that makes it untraceable

>>528928936

1. how hot is she
2. how is it ruined
3. what do you plan to do about it
4. why did you do it

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>>528961249
I know where this is going

>>528961765
Don't tell me she got pregnant and had your baby?!?

>>528961765
>She keeps putting her hand on my thigh or on my lower abdomen
>I want to tell her to stop because I may poke her eye out if she doesn't, but I don't want to make things weird
>It's 11:30
>She tells me it's been a long day, and she's tired
>I tell her I'll walk her to bed
>"Oh, just sleep in my bed, Anon. I don't want you setting up the guest room alone. We can do it tomorrow"
No, it's okay. I can sleep in there.
>"Don't be stupid, Anon"
>Okay because it was gonna take a lot of convincing to get me to sleep in your bed

>>528962105
LOL NO
>>528961913
Absolute 10/10
Fucking
Never speak to her again because we can't handle our emotions
Because she's an amazing woman and if she wasn't my sister I'd marry her
>>528961842
funny

>>528962119
>Pee, brush teeth, and change into sweat pants and an undershirt
>Wash face
>Look at self in mirror
>Anon do not fuck your sister
>Anon do not try to fuck your sister
>Anon do you want to lose your best friend over an orgasm
>Okay let's go

>>528962309
Face blurred out all together? Tryin to see what this 10/10 looks like bro

>>528962553
>Get into her bed
>It's a king size, so I lie on the right side
>All the way to the right
>As far as I can go
>She's facing me, and we're talking a little more
>I scoot in closer just because I want to be able to stretch out
>She holds my hand as we talk
>Having trouble figuring out if she's as wet as I am hard, and trying to fight her horniness
>No, Anon, stop thinking that
>She gets closer to me, puts her forehead against my chest, and closes her eyes
>I'm playing with her hair, trying to remain as physically calm as I can
>No weird breathing patterns
>No accidental thrusting
>No spaghetti out of pockets

>>528962553
reminded me of this.

http://youtu.be/o6T6veL5zWM?t=1m25s

>>528962690
Sorry, Anon, but I wouldn't post her face in this thread
It's hard to describe. She probably wouldn't have been Ms. Popular in high school, but she would have been the sexist girl within her friends
She's got a huge, sweet smile. She loves to make goofy faces. She's got soft features all over, but her eyes are big and light, light brown. In sunlight they really do look like light amber. Her hair is brown, but it has a ton of different shades of brown in it. All of her parts are proportional, she's a small C, thin, fit stomach, and an ass that's seen many squats and hikes
Color of a small coffee with lots of cream

>>528963068
I'd love to watch but I'm trying to be done within the hour, for the other Anon's sake
And because I have a girl staying the night who is leaving at 4:40 for work, and if she happens to see this I will die

>>528963496
Lol that describes my gf almost perfectly, except for the eye color.

>>528963652
Finish up the go pound said female

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>>528963496

>>528963064
>She starts putting her hand in my hair, too
>She puts her other hand up, next to her mouth, and rests a finger on her lip
>Kind of like she'd bite her knuckle if she wasn't so tired
>She runs her fingers to the top of my hair and pulls
>I pull her into me, and push up against her as hard as I can, and yank on her hair back
>"Oh, god, Anon, fuck me"

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>>528964036

>>528964036
Reckon you could post a pic of yourself m8? I wanna know what sort of guy a 10/10 half-latina goddess is fucking

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>>528964036
>Yeah sure you didn't even have to ask leggo
>I'm a strong, confident, sexual appealing man
>I have sex
>I can do this
>I can be on top
>I am fire
>I am death

>Push her onto her back
>She cries out
>Start biting her neck
>Collar bone
>Rip off her shirt
>Literally, it rips
>Bite all around the side of her left tit
>Grab her side and start sucking on her nipple
>Kiss her stomach
>Flip her
>She's writhing
>She's moaning
>She's asking me when I'm gonna start fucking her

>>528964473
Tbh, I'm uncomfortable with that
I'm 6'1"
Brown hair that goes down to my ears when it isn't up
Green/gold eyes
I wax and shave my torso
I shave my junk
I pay attention to the clothes I wear
I work out, but I'm no more built than that shithead, Bieber

But I get special privilege as her brother

>>528964557
>I have waited seven months to see her
>I am crazy about her, and her body
>I am not rushing this

>"I'll fuck you when you beg, Femanon"
>She's not the type to beg
>Pull down her pants and underwear
>There are strings of her arousal sticking to her
>I may start begging myself to fuck her, first
>I lick her from behind
>No anal stuff, /b/, as I'm not into that
>Run my hand up her back, and take the image in
>"I can't believe how beautiful you are"
>She looks back at me with a determined, sweet expression
>She asks me to lay down
>She pulls down my pants and boxers and starts licking the side of my dick
I'm fucking crazy about you (she said to me)
I can't believe this shit (she also said)

>>528964557
Goddammit OP

>>528965549
Nigger Ninja Poster

>>528965549
MOAR OP! I'm losing wood right now

>>528965549
OP is a savior. Please continue.

>>528965549
refer back to
>>528949492

So when is the big falling out coming?

At this point sleep is irrelevant, right?

>>528965549
>"I'm glad you are, though"
>She looks at my dick with an expression of disbelief, shakes her head, and shoves the thing down her throat
>My whole body stiffens
>Moan
>Fists are clenched
>It takes so much effort to to thrust into her throat
>She's going up and down so fast I'm worried she's going to snap her neck
>She pulls me out of her mouth and says "I want you to cum in my throat first, because you get a little soft after you cum and I'm going to be so pissed if my orgasm sucks or gets delayed because you came too quickly"
>Ask if I can start pumping her throat, because I will cum pretty immediately if I can do that
>She says okay, but if she taps my stomach I have to stop

>Start thrusting
>Maybe thrust 15 times
>"Femanon I'm going to cum"
>Her eyes shut tightly, her body tenses, and a moan rubs my dick
>Orgasms lasts at least ten seconds
>I'm vocal the whole time, getting off on how my moaning is making her whimper on me

>>528966302
so when is the regret part of the story coming

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>>528935305
>we are all emotionally crippled and socially >retarted.

>4 chan is our home, /b/ is our sentence.

lolfag

someone fucking screencap or pastebin this shit, I gotta go to sleep. night faggots.

>>528966145
after OP delivers sex stories as much as he can

>>528966302
>Finally stop cumming, and pull out of femanon
>"Jesus, Anon. I'm not going to be able to swallow right for the rest of my life"
Sorry, sorry.
>Panting
You're just really good at what you do, babe
>"I love it when you call me babe"
>She starts kissing my neck
>My cheek
>My mouth
>"Now, it's my turn, okay?"
Mmm, yes. Fuck. I wanna fuck you so bad, baby. Come here
>"But you're gonna be on top, this time, okay?"
>She licks my ear
>Goosebumps
>"And you're gonna fuck me so hard, my head slams into the headboard"

>>528966652
this

>>528966815
Will post screencap when anon is finished.

>>528966765
/b/ this is hard for me to type. on the one hand, typing it is making me want to jump on a plane and hop in her bed--on the other, I am really embarrassed to type up dirty talk I said to my sister

>>528966765
You've still got an audience bro.

>>528929720
Should we call you by your goth name or will just plain old faggot do?

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>>528966973
>Tell her if she keeps talking like that, all of the blood is gonna end up in my dick and she's gonna render me immobile
>"You're gonna pull my hair, and you're going to fuck me from behind. If you don't, I'll kick you out and fuck myself"
>The thought of her masturbating is wonderful, but I really do want to fuck her
>Tell her to quit fucking talking
>Grab her by her hair and throw her onto her stomach
>Pull her up by her hips
>Shove myself in
>Once again, tunnel vision
>Body is numb except for my dick
>I know I'm moving back and forth, but I can't feel the sensation of movement
>>528966892
thanks. I'm hoping this doesn't 404 before I finish
I'm almost not regretting this any more

Thread's dead?

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>>528966765
>"And you're gonna fuck me so hard, my head slams into the headboard"

and you actually did.
and this is why she hates you now.

>>528967598
Hottest story ever