Bamp

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eobK3CZC8X

>>527634239
/thread

>>527634239
I knew this would happen.

>>527634239
oh my god i lol'd hard
>thanks anon

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WqTjgmuuSU

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12wA6Qp391r

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kbQWDsNEZR

inb4 shitstorm

Bamp

>>527635831
Jesse Pinkman, is that you?

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>>527635831
my sides are in orbit

bitch

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vVOiaFvZHZ
tou

>>527636207

:)

Demand female sex moans to Jared immediately.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Y0zQ3qlWd

>>527635831

THE PINKMAN KID

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TUMnZZP3cG

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PyPJMW1D3D

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10rfZr11MN1

>>527636483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l0qjWlXm0z

>>527635831
Aaron... is that you?

you browse /b/?

>>527636594
You can tell it's a guy easy

alien squeal noises plox? http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nGPupLpI5R

>>527637153
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zj00bJbtX2

>>527637065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jEVF2C9iDZ

>>527637354
I see that you speak my language
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J1jwS69k92

Bamp

>>527637419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12E3X3XP7t5

>>527637670

http://vocaroo.com/i/s10BatLORKBc

>>527633097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ey7evjyW9S

>>527633097
Dominic is a stupid name.

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tfw im deaf and mute...

>>527637904
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HTa7AYwBJ5

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oEEydE7uIj

>>527633097

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iECAq0ywbt

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2 MB,

>>527637354
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xlCUq7gBuI

>>527637419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jzyEVcFTht

>>527637670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vQZRLv54vv

>>527637923
That's an interesting dialect you have. What part of the galaxy are you from?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CUs7UV4jiE

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HKpPh9lxST

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>>527634239
>mfw

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LxqU5jgP0F

>>527638209
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JO5ijt1axk

>>527637904
Dat Bane. Do more. I can do Batman if asked to do.

>>527638185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EtPN8h5Mbt

>>527638305
Somewhere between
Abell 3744 and the Sol system of the Milky way galaxy.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16NQjZ9YmKW

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>>527638305
>>527637670
MY SIDES
THEY ARE NEVER TO RETURN

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>>527638851
7/10

>>527638678
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MbjAnQHySV

>>527638678
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x9AkGxr0xA

>>527638185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CUs7UV4jiE

>>527637045
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l0qjWlXm0z
Made my night!

>>527639097
http://vocaroo.com/

>>527638185
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R5U8k0mVJo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zrHsAruVl5 bane

>>527639176
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1s7qBoV0RVR

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s19fbMSXF1EW

http://vocaroo.com/i/s138KtfaQPBz

>>527639364
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A94yxfC4ju

>>527639332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iVUwPWJne2

>>527639449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jp4DXN6EOO

>>527639539
Are you taking a shit?

>>527633097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a0PHZqOkRZ

>>527639449
>>527639449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JqphUKvEWx

>>527639636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GKfncVGJmY

What the fuck?
I have it set to the right mic and it's not working? It was working in TF2 a few minutes ago.

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>>527633097

Well, because you asked nicely Dominic, I did a lil moaning for you ;)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1USr2dEQdi1

>>527633097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KNL14KQ658

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>>527633097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04cOmy36pEm

>>527639683
Offbeat, but Thy Art Is Murder is good

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>>527640047
20/10
Great turn.

>>527636885
+1

>>527639715
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m52zOY9qHD
>>527639943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1beNI87dGOK

>>527640047
That was fucking hot as shit!

>>527640090
Holy christ

I jizzed myself laughing at the end

>>527639884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RU0yjSIgxm

http://vocaroo.com/i/s145oJ0Dab2Y

>>527640118
It's been months since I've practice
10/10 for knowing what it was

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>>527640047

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Yyrka8HhKv

>>527634239
LIQUID!

>>527640047
Wow, Dominic is going to like that! Now I wish my name were Dominic!

>>527640262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18vU8vxGlGA

>>527633097
:)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uATZhtQYD1

>>527640090
>>527640090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11389sWkwEf

>>527640047
Dat ending. 10/10

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kVaoXPxycs

>>527640047
Great delivar, excellent recording.
Would cum again, 8/8

>>527640663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wVJgDxfz9c

>>527640047
My sides are in orbit, dat ending!

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>>527640984
holy shit

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SowjrI5QsR

>>527633097
Okay, here you go Dominic!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wAZQdQ92oK

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>>527640047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PZ4MlVRrOj

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>mfw I've spent the last 20 minutes moaning into my mic in attempt to get it to work

>>527635831
it sounds just like him

>>527641385
fuck you

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1/32

>>527641224
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12hcRKVv53E

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>>527640047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EglSfDBtdJ

>>527641224
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H7RpXG1Q3q

>>527641385
wow an actual girl.....

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2/32

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>>527641435
That guy looks like a dark souls character.

>>527641730
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yvVcG3Hz6T

>>527639396
Please for the love of god say:

"Justin, you are a cock-sucking faggot who should evacuate from this earth via bullet immediately."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14oh0XP6IOg

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3/32

>>527641873

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wKkGHhqceW

>>527642039
NO SHIT SHERLOCK

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1/10

>>527642039
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LNBhferT7Q

>>527635831
...BITCH

>>527640090
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s04cOmy36pEm
top kek

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2/10

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So, to pontificate a bit, the human perception of reality, especially concerning the opposite sex, is flawed and fragile. Oftentimes, he who seems your worst nemesis is in fact your greatest ally, and he who poses as your Legate of bros in reality is a backstabbing cocksucker who deserves every terrible thing coming. The social world is a complex one, and furthermore a clusterfuck of a chess match when it comes to mating. While every heterosexual man is technically in competition with one another, in an endless battle to find the best mates and lay claim to them first, it is advantageous, nay, ESSENTIAL, that men must cooperate in this game. However, in order to prevent eminent betrayal, men must share a bond that transcends the mortal flesh.

>Thus, bros before hos.

>>527642326
>>527642241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iGcC23JniH

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here you go baby http://vocaroo.com/i/s1cieTIQHEDM

>>527642489
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qtWwXzCekj

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GxwOvLrjUL
accidental

>>527640047
Was not expecting that, fucking well done!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gUPJKhcQR6

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pzf1LtB0KT

>>527642721
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NBDJkHwM3D

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>>527642675

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fb2kWEFKEP

>>527637923

shut up, reddit

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s05SuEmmcdgz

>>527643065
Please sing "A kiss from a rose"

>>527640047
Now do Jared!

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>>527633097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H76ycElBNq

Dominic

>>527643007
well you sound like you have sucked a lot of dick

>>527641310
Volgun man. Check out his SCP vids.

>>527643007
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CjXirRBDM4

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QSpBjfijId

>>527643067
aww. I don't go to reddit.
I GO TO IMGUR. LELLELELELEL

>>527640047
That took a turn

>>527633097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeFCcWAQQL

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>>527641385
fucking seriously

>>527643592
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HeFCcWAQQL
nerd detected

xD

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>>527639014

leave britney ALONE

>>527643280
You sound hot. Moar please

>>527643437
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00jnefrkwEE

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QVfGwdyOUv

>>527642486
Somebody please do this one in the most epic voice you can. This fukken Anon made my sides disappear! Somebody around here has got to have a golden-ass radio voice or somethin.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iuTqQMGS3p

>>527643787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zHPI9Ag7ww

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1roqudXaqY9

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hkVorS1yQa

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real cp

>>527640079

10/10

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>>527643560
>>527643560
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ja0cEv2lUW

>>527644273
forgot voc
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V5oOmqFGGH

>>527642489
okay that was pretty fucking obvious you were a guy but that was a decent comeback.

5/8

Someone do something with my name it it. My name is Bradley. I don't care what it is.

>>527640472

im surprised nobody responded to this.

>>527644205
well all fun is gone.. btw I loved this song

>>527643948
Done, hope you enjoy a mix of Christopher Lee and Soprano depth

>>527643948
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vP6VGoa59h

>>527643731
okay

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>>527644741
Havea nice day, anon

>>527644776
Well where is the link, Anon?

>>527644776
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rSkvxPWCeU

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>>527633097
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1roqudXaqY9

>>527644942
Count Dooku supports the bros before the hoes

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SAua4Ejijx
Found a TF2 fanfic.

>>527644920
thank you for the voc.. pretty chill

>>527643207
Afraid I don't know that one.

>>527645036
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g2POo35pDL

>>527640047
I'm still laughing, was not expecting the twist 12/10

>>527644603

http://vocaroo.com/i/s12N2bannqUM

Enjoy friend!

>>527643280
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KH2njOj2ps

They are DD's

>>527633097

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cZho7Ret0s

>>527645401
Exactly what I wanted. Thank you anon.

>>527633097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s134oQf0paf0

For you, Dominic. ;3

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n6Awce7Lct

>>527642486
Same Anon who wrote this here. Gotta say, really enjoying what people did with it. Anybody on here tonight feel up for a full dramatic monologue? It's a big one.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q7ql4ao0Gx

>>527645891
what is it

>>527645891
Let me see it first

>>527635605
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s12wA6Qp391r
fuck off tristan barker faggot cunt.
most overrated troll ever

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TMbPuwmktA
My life in a vocaroo

>>527645996
Another original piece. May have to be a multi-part post. Lot of anger, lot of sadness, 100% awesome. Actually did it for auditions for a local production lately. Interested?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HJOeAgUIwU

>>527645891

Lay it on me

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1A6wPM2AFYy

0,2,4,6 decides what 3 sentances to record.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zlpNVDzXlO

Hey. How you doin?

>>527640472

came buckets

>>527646203
Are you homosexual?

>>527646218
I knew the destruction would come to this.
It seems such a small thing, one chunk of rock stuck out in the middle of empty space. And yet the screams of your kind haunt me.
I abandoned my own people because of the genocide that I knew I was helpless to prevent otherwise.
I abandoned my elders because their minds have been corrupted.
I abandoned my family, because their fates could not be part of mine.
I abandoned everything I knew and loved, because if I did not lose it, billions more would.
I landed on your world in a fiery crash. I barely made the jump, did you know that? I landed on your planet to find a vast wilderness that your race had so thoughtfully protected, and then laid eyes on a city of such beauty that I had never before witnessed.
That planet had much of the same beauty, didnâ??t it? The same wilderness, the same architecture, perhaps even a few of the same people.[reminiscent, sorrowful]
For everything that I have worked for, for everything I have trained for, for everything I have fought and fought for time and time again, I could not stop it.
Your kind is not the first to suffer at our hands, but I came to you so that your kind would be the last.
We came here as fast as our ship could bring us, but all for nothing![anger]
I knew all of their weaknesses, every flaw in their fleets, every weak point in their formations, and the mind of every one of their Admirals, but all for what!? For what, Harvey!?
[shouts animalistically]
I tremble every time this happens, I know exactly what occurs below us. It is not for the first time this has happened in my many years, but every time I lay myself down and close my eyes, I pray it is the last. [with conviction]
Harveyâ?¦ I do not know if the enormity of this atrocity has hit you, butâ?¦
Thisâ?¦ this is how a world endsâ?¦ with the shriek of a million souls ablaze.

>>527646218
Maybeeee let's see it!

>>527646276
10/10

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04ZtLa9DOFv

>>527646457
I'm whatever you want me to be baby

>>527636645
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TUMnZZP3cG
My sides, holy fuck

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>>527640047

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NDZ0n99sS9

>>527639364
i've got no words for you son
you just went all kinds of wrong

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>>527640047
mfw I reached the 14 second mark.

>>527646276
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FCBRnq1fSU

>>527640262
that's it. congratulations

>>527646407
Hello everybody and my name is Moot.
Today i will be showing you how to suck dick.
First be OP, secondly suck it deep.

>>527646928
what the fucking fuck?

>>527642486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ops5avL0ii
Why the fuck not

>>527640047
You were fucking convincing too, now I just have balls of blue.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HZsYEIxTHE

hello

I want to rap but I suck. Thoughts?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oLBhcMoCFk

>>527646518
Is this all of it?
if I do it, I wont be shouting at all because I gots to be quiet.. but I am intrigued.

>>527633097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zvKBrxPzqf
I think I got wet doing this shit, hope you like it at least.
Go on Dominic share it with your friends make them believe you fucked a chick or two

>>527647283
I dont care if it is one of the numbers, I'm doing it.

> http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bfhJfeBTzW

>>527647807
Not as good as
>>527640047
Try again tomorrow

>>527646417
Someone help him

>>527647712
No need to shout, just do it, and do it with PASSION.

>>527647708
Another one

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VjGHmHvf4J

>>527648012
I sound like a man :( ok

>>527637039
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l0qjWlXm0z
Hunter?

>>527640047
/thread

>>527640472
buckets have been came

>>527647807

Ted? you sucked my dick after i fucked you on your period.

>>527646928
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cg7dgXG3tL

>>527648586
Nope

>>527647202
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YXCRr6Q2qm

>>527648809

do you have a tattoo above your pussy?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0anTmonTewi

why not

Sup, will record myself saying whatever shit in spanish

>>527647807

if you got wet then finish yourself off while recording a vocaroo like a good girl.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mNtfjLiDiG

Getting over a cold, so a little nasaly.

>>527648958
wtff noo lol

>>527640047
Best vocaroo in thread, came buckets.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kJ3ZQvpDpZ

>>527640047
Love you I wish I was Dominic

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03SzMTZGScw

>>527640047
Fuck me whyboner.jpg

>>527649252

do you have any tattoos, fatkid?

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tjuu0cxeMM

>>527648061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HCRGnUqL6T
sorry for so quiet... it's been awhile since I've tried doing any sort of acting.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PyXDWXPRlq

>>527640047
Was that two people or just one? I did not expect the ending!

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>>527649576

>>527646518
It sounds like I'm whispering but I was just too far from my mic I guess. I messed up a couple times, but whatever. Here is mine.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fw3OOdDup8

http://vocaroo.com/i/s02ygYmnqbjC

Very drunken singing. Any tips?

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>>527649576
10/10 my fucking sides

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UKcnE3RPnO

>>527649576
Oy vey....

>>527640047
Well, there goes No Fap January

>>527647708
Do it in a stereotypical indian accent.

>>527649363
I imagined you touching your nipples while saying that for some reason

>>527640047
Dominic better marry this one while he can, sounds like a minx under the covers.

>>527649952
Not bad, sing that sober it might be better... or worst..

>>527649808
>>527649945
Thanks Anons. Gave me some perspective on my work. Peace out!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0umDiEOt8ru

>>527646518

I had to be quiet, but I also put some music behind it. Sorry for fuzzy mic.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xGYoQKSKq7

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>>527649424
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03SzMTZGScw

Femanon reporting in.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s04lPkJMclEi

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OpZcbk6nmQ

A: We did it.

B: Yes, we did. It's....quite a view.

A: Heh, best seats in the house.

B: God. Feels like years since I've just....sat down.

A: I think you've earned a rest.

B: *starts to fade*

A: Stay with me, we're almost through this.

B: You did good son. You did good. I'm....proud of you.

A: Thank you, sir.

B: *fades*