>Be a pig on duty with nigger friend
>Fucking downy autists attack the world
>Litterally cavemen with guns
These cavemen where special, they gathered all the kids in the world in order to make the kinkiest cp act of all time
>Upside down
>wat
>World is a lie
>Let cavemen rape my kid
>Flamethrower all faggots
>All seems fun untill realization that world is gone
>np still have 10000000 lolis ready to commend 2 ur desires

Like, most underrated game, good luck fags ill give a steam game of ur choise if u get this right

>Jew
>Familly dies
>Cont jewing
>In end not jew

>>693309207

>In some jungle
>Have to save dad
>Dad ends up being the character from the previous version of the game made in the 80s
><spoiler>Pitfall the Mayan Adventure</spoiler>

>>693310171

<spoiler>FUCK MY SPOILER TAGS DIDN'T WORK</spoiler>

>>693309207

>be le prisoner
>le escape
>do wateva I want cuz fuq u that's why

>>693310801
Oblivion?

>>693310801

Any elder scrolls game.

Or Saints Row 2.

>holy fashion model
>tick tock
>go kill god

>>693309251
Inversion?

For steam game :^) http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198041852335/

>>693311160

Was actually describing Saints Row. But now that I think of it, yeah. That's pretty much any ES game as well.

A wise guys nephew joins the mob

you throw cubes with points and there is sometimes a thible but you don't sew anything and you go to jail even if you are white and you have to stay at a hotel even if you can't afford it

>>693311778
Monopoly on PC or console

>>693312002
yes

>Be some dude with no limbs, still has feet and hands though
>Fights enemies by throwing his hands
>Can pick up cans or whatever to gain powers
>Best friend is a frog

>>693312513
Rayman

>>693312513
Rayman?

there are cells that are born and die and form spaceships and shit

>>693309207
>wake up
>go on an adventure
>save the world

>>693312870
>>693312878

Correct.

>>693313044
Any LoZ game?

>dead
>not really dead
>die repeatedly
>bonfire.jpg

>>693313204
Correct

Sell coke kill the buyer sell again buy some from a deal kill him too then take the money and sell the coke to another dealer and kill him too

>character introduced
>stomps guy's brains out

>>693313349
Too easy
Metal Gear Solid 5

A white guy kills alot of foreigners and bugs

>>693313556
GTA V?

>>693313556
Super Mario bros?

>>693309207
Tetris

>quite few nations
>build fest everything x2
>spam shitload of everything
>gathering point in enemy base
>win

>>693313672
>>693313833

Honestly kek'd at the juxtaposition of the two games but their core values stand

>>693309207
>Be a Native American
>get abducted by aliens
>Your grandfather is killed
>learn to leave your body
>kill main alien
>set up for sequel that never happens

You lost it.

>be nobody
> meet hot queen
>her mom gets gangbanged
>mom is also into horses
>queen' sis has a pet panther

Frog in a cape

>>693314236
Aoe or any of those type of games ?

>wake up
>punch a tree

>>693309207
dave
fox hunting
full moon

>>693314454
Turok

>>693313580
Wrong

>>693314545
Old game. But no AoE.

>>693314691
Nope, newer.

>>693314454
prey ?

>>693314745
Cossacks ?

>>693314691

Prey?

>>693313349
Fallout: New Vegas?

>Be annoying teenager/twenty something
>Accident give you pew pew powers
>Go stop lady made out of sidewalk

>>693313349
dark souls?

>foreign guy in city
>jumping all the time
>extra fast jumping going up stairs
>take everything and stuff it in pockets
>cause local merchants to bankrupt

skyrim with guns without guns

>>693315099
Infamous: Second Son

>dead
>not really dead
>go after guy that killed you

>>693309207
braindamaged american protagonist
lots of robots and guns
pew pew
SIEG HEIL

>>693315002
Yes!

>>693314986
Yup

>>693315349
Wolfenstein the new order ?

>>693315391
yissss (i'm bored)

>be big nigger
> spaghetti nigger trying to steal yo white pussy
>get mad throw barrel

>old mmorpg
>grinding
>lots of events
>publisher known for crappy servers
>only way to be better than others is to spend every possible second of your life on it

>>693315381
Yes amazing game still play myself back to war and eu wars were my fav

>>693315447
yes

>>693315644
Lineage?

>Dwarf fortess
>For 12 year olds

>mad at everyone
>kill enemies
>kill big guys who live on a mountain
>revenge.jpg

>>693315309
Yup

>>693315109
Correct #gitgud

>>693313349
Skyrim with guns?

>>693309251
>>693309251
Last of Us?

>>693315596
Sanic or Zelda

>in space
>have sex with alien

easy one

>>693315840
God of War

>Oh, I'll just explore this part of the map
>Oh wait, I forgot
>Cazadors
>I'll find somewhere else to explore.

>>693316071
Fallout:New Vegas?

>Yellow Car

>tutorial was shit
>don't know what to do
>chop 10 trees. Get bored
>follow high levels
>pick onions in field

>can change sex on death
>travel to alternate dimensions
>kill dinosaurs
>fund gambling addiction
>whole thing is a dream

>2D
>put bomb here
>pick up item to make bomb stronger
>put stronger bomb here
>rematch

>>693316268
not runescape

>>693315596
Donkey Kong

>>693316403
bomberman

>>693316403
Bomberman

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>>693316029

>>693315314
fallout new vegas

>>693316604
filename is correct anon

>Wife goes insane and is put in a nursing home
>you decide to hide in a tower
>fucking jerk yells you what to do
>you do it or lose the game

>Be person
>possible friend is Nigress (or three)
>fix some shit
>Oh noes that noise
>Local man chases you
>Don't hook me bro

>>693316867
Firewatch

>>693309251
BioShock?

>>693316029
mass effect

>Hats
>Hats Every Where

>>693316948
Resident Evil 5

>>693316254
crazy taxi

>>693316867
Firewatch ?

>Piece of shit
>copied tf2
>has nigger monkey in it (probably harambe)

>>693317149
yup

>>693317193
Tf2 nigga

>>693317193
Team Fortress 2

>punch trees
>dig hole underneath
>uncover hole a few minutes later
>explode and die

>>693317276
Overrated ?

> Kill soldiers on both sides of a battle
> kill general
> kill robots
> kill cyborg robot leader
> kill tribal warriors
> kill interim tribe chief
> get killed
> come back to life
> gain teammates
> choose your boss battle
> get killed for good this time

>>693317276
overwatch

>>693317276
Overwatch

>>693317204
wrong

> in beta
> your beta
> not even playable
> doesn't stop you from throwing money at it
> think your going to be a pirate/smuggling badboy
> everybody is a pirate/smuggling fuck nozzle
> littlerally no content. Just pirates dunking on pirates.

>>693317344
Overwatch

>on a tram
>get off tram
>go into big underground building
>go into room
>shit goes down
>zombies n shit
>kill shit and travel until the end of the game

>make a civilization
>die

>>693317554
Half Life 2

>>693310233
>>693311022
>>693311299
>>693312222 <---Fucking nice
>>693313044
>>693313833
>>693314500
>>693315099
>>693315644
>>693315677
>>693316544
>>693317033
>>693317344
Good Dubs Everyone

>>693317554
Re0

>>693315596
Domkey kong

Big monkey...
Ladders...
Princess...
Barrels...

>>693317685
very very close.

> some fat kid falls down in a pit
> gets in fights and tries to be nice
> but even after he's mostly nice he has to play the game again

>>693318143
Episode 2?

>>693318150
bully: scholarship edition or whatever its called, i forgot.

>>693318150
Undertale

>>693318267
no...

>>693310171
Silent Hill 3?

>>693318150
Secret of Mana

Say nothing all the time

>>693318324
Episode 3? :-(

Big beast...
Punch buildings...
Destroy city...
Fucking army helicopters...

>bro dies
>bro isn't dead
>go explorin
>beat up rich kid

>>693318444
Checked

Rampage?

>>693318444
King kong

>>693317276
Overwatch.

>>693318431
lmfao no. you were so close to the answer.

HINT: its not episodic

>>693318497
uncharted 4

>>693318566
Yeah...

>dropped off in shitty middle eastern country
>zombies
>fuck you imma climb

>>693309251beyond good and evil.

>1/3 black
>steal shit

>>693318648
Half Life

>>693318754
resident evil 5?

>>693309207
>becomes elf
>wakes up in tree house
>a fly starts talking to you
>now you gotta go on a whole fucking adventure in dark caves following this fly with like sling shots and eventually a sword
>hit puberty
>still following that fucking fly but low key tryna get at a princess

>>693318798
yup. gratz

>>693318444
Godzilla or Rampage series.

>>693318791
GTA V

>>693314595
Minecraft

>>693318791
GTA 5

1 of 3 characters are black and you heist

>>693318860
Zelda

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>>693318876
Whoop!

>>693318779
Correct. At least that was my guess

>>693318910
very good

>>693318860
legend of zelda ocarina of time
Btw check em nerds.

>>693318860
Zelda

You are white. Your biggest enemy is white. Rest of the world is nigger.

>not very liked
>very well known
>electric avenue

>>693316948
In two days no one has been able to get this one.

>>693319152
Far Cry something or other.

>>693317564
Sim city

>>693316948
l4d2?

>>693319159
Assassins Creed?

>party happens on island
>zombies

>>693319327
nope

>mars
>hell

>>693319379
dead island

>>693319379
Dead island?

>>Honey Badger is Satan
>>Community is cancer

>>693319367
nope

Guy attack you but theyre fun-guys
At least I have this loli ass for company

>>693319428
Doom

>>693319428
Doom

>>693319379
Dead island
That's the shittiest shit explanation of a game I've ever seen

>>693319506
got it

>>693317329
minecraft?

Come home wife and baby is dead find people who did it

>just like last time but black
>Alex is a nigger

>French
>Fat
>German

>>693309207
>fix the drill!

>>693319694
Payday

>>693319694
payday 2

>swords
>magick
>betrayal
>assassin

>>693316948
Dead by daylight.

>>693319694
Payday

>>693319653
Streets of Rage 3

>>693319524
"ITT: Describe a game the shittiest way possible"

>Throw snowballs
>Do anything else and get banned.

You fight giant cats in space.

>>693319843
club penguin

>>693319823
no

>>693319432
>>693319450
>>693319524
Yes

>>693319909
Yeah

>like skyrim with guns but without guns

>>693319803
Finally yay!

>>693320039
Skyrim

>sign up
>load
>make a room
>place 2 things
>require payment for ingame currency to buy other shit that you dont need
>go to another room
>talk
>insult
>get banned by room owner
>get banned by staff of game

to tell you how old this game is, i havent played it in about 8-9 years.

>>693315293
far cry primal

>Play as cyborg
>I didn't ask for this

>4 people being chased
>Apparently you're all mechanics.
>Flashlight OP
>Escape.

>>693320156
Deus Ex

tame stuff

>>693320120
Fucking Habbo?

>>693319274
Not exactly.

>>693320156
Deus Ex

>>693320188
Dead Space

>>693320225
Ding ding ding!

>>693320294
yes lmfao. i'm surprised somebody got it

>>693320188
Left 4 Dead, next

>>693320120
Babbo

>>693320188
Dead by Daylight

>>693320188
Dead by Daylight?

>>693320317
nope. I just seen this game was already posted tho, so rip.

>Block stacking
>ported on everything
>catchy tune

>>693320093
spot on

>Build a base cus need to give freedum
> build light towers to fuck anyone who comes near muh buildings
>hears a demonic sound coming from the enemie base
>fuck that shit, flasks everywhere, fukin sams
>they are near muh base, o shit o shit o shit o shit
>mission failed

>>693320384
>>693320419
Yeah

>a

glhf guys

>>693320457
Should have been Oblivion haha

>>693320567
spider man 2?

>>693320188
Dead by daylight, try an older game

>>693320156
Far cry

>Play as a robot
>Sheeps
>Climb a plant

>Wizards = Gems
>Bad Guy has OP as fuck dragon
>Buy low/Sell high the game
>Plague is sweeping through the country

I'd be impressed if someone got this.

>>693320682
>>693319459 -> ?

>Ur a dood playing a dood disguised as another dood

>With a Walkman

>>693320567
AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome

?????

>>693309369

life is strange?

>>693320833
grow home

>>693309369
The Shiva?

>be norman reedus

>have a funky fetus

>>693320917
MGS V

>start game
>singleplayer or multiplayer
>multiplayer
>join a server
>lag
>get a gun
>get a car
>get shot from 2000m away

>Game is weeb as fuck
>Story book setting with sidescrolling action
>Remake came out recently

>Train crash
>annoying robot
>diamond horse?
>beat the game three times
>jiggle physics

Die repeatedly, grind to lvl. Still die. Get lucky sometimes and beat the boss. Next boss rapes your asshole. Die some more.

>>693321030
gta v
gta 4
planet side whatever
halo whatever
etc.

>>693321024
Yis

>>693318754
Dying Light

>>693321112
Odin Sphere

>>693320967
Yes!

Holy fuck you guys are quick.

How about this

>Start on a ship
>Arrive on an island inhabited by nigger tribe
>Big monsters on the island
>Search for a woman

>>693321161
nope, not close.

>HACK EVEREYTHING

>tumblr: The Game

>>693321299
watch dogs

>>693313620
Resident Evil 4?
Leon was the foreigner

>>693321252
king kong?

>>693321299
Anonymous simulator ver.m'lady.0

>>693321372
good boy

>fall from the sky
>go diving
>touch chilldren
>kill the mayor

>>693321244
Nice. And check em

>An evil wizard starts causing trouble so a kid goes on a rampage and kills everything he can find until he ends up getting something that grants wishes.

>>693321112
Dust

>>693321113
Borderlands 2

>>693321480
Link to the past

>>693314500
Dark Souls
Ninja Gaiden
Battletoads
LIFE ITSELF

>>693318656
Yep

>weeb game
>date some anime chick with huge tits
>getting a strong feeling of suicide after you're done playing the game

>Win 50%
>Lose 50%
You'll never guess

>>693321252
King kong?

>>693310801
Prison escape fun game 2 play

>>693321408
...Yes

Another one

>Play as a rabbit with a gun
>Kill shit
>Can go through pipes

>>693321660
katawa shoujo or someshit
aka crippled girl feel injection program