when will he debut his dancing bros?
when will the GOAT harper take over the family and win the WWE title?
BAYLEY BREAST
BAYLEY BUTT
BAYLEY FEET
OWENS GUT!
>tfw triple h will never give you a title
>>955897
the superb owl was literally more worked than a fucking wrestlemania
>peyton champ sign off
pathetic
Post Bayley pics
>>955900
The NFL is more legit than the NBA, UFC and """professional""" boxing
Those three above are almost at WWE level
post bayley butt
>>955900
Almost like the Jerome Bettis or ray Lewis sign off.
>>955897
WUZ HE KANGS IN SHIT?
>>955903
Every major pro sports league engages in some degree of fixing. Not necessarily to the extent of scripting match outcomes. But certainly in the sense of on field/court/ice officials being told to call games in ways that make certain desired outcomes slightly more likely to happen.
>Mfw just >>955658 alone makes me more giddy and retardedly excited than WM 32 can even hope to
When does Zigglers contract end? I want to see his ass in ROH, he would be a good fit.
Can anyone tell me if Bad blood 04 is worth watching. I remember it being pretty much being needless filler, but were there any hidden
gem matches in it?
>>955936
For your cock?
Why did they decide to host the Biggest Wrestlemania of all time for some throwaway Mania that no one is really going to remember
ever since i could remember
>>955939
I remember Orton vs Shelton Benjamin being okay, as well as Kane vs Benoit. But I don't think anything from the show was truly standout.
>>955944
That's what they're saying about 32? I have no idea how it'll possibly be the biggest ever.
I'M COMMIN
>>955944
Speculation based on the size of the arena, but I'm betting Forbes made that prediction before half the roster got injured.
>>955948
They want to draw 93k to the stadium, the largest wwe crowd ever
>>955952
>draw 93k
More than 93k, I mean
They want 100k +
>>955953
No way will they get that
Haitch and Reigns can't draw a dime. What else is there?
>>955960
at this point WWE and Wrestlemania are the draws
>>955960
Taker vs Braun strowman lel
Brock vs Bray
The only other draws are AJ and Jericho
>>955960
cena in the audience
>>955947
Really? I can see Orton/Benjamin but, Benoit/Kane? Also what about the HiaC match, anything good from that?
PG legend ryback wins his 70x wwe champion at wrestlemania
Kevin Owens wins 70x hotdog eating contest
>>955962
I really hope they don't really go through with taker and strowman. How can they really think that's worth a taker match?
>>955960
>implying you wouldn't get tickets soley on the spectacle and atmosphere
I'd go to Mania if Hornswoggle and Eugene were maineventing
Is he right?
>>955971
>WM ends and ramen wins the championship and final destroys the authority
>the Balor club debuts and surrounds the ring
>AJ's theme hits and he and other TNA rejects walk out wanting to make an IMPACT as well.
>a beat up van shows up and Johnny mundo pops out of the top and says the underground has come to bring WWE gold to the temple
CAN RAMEN OVERCOME THESE ODDS
>>955976
>>955971
how does it feel to know that a fat fuck like kevin owens is better than your OOGA BOOGA retarded gorilla
>>955975
Costantly losing detracts from his character
>>955980
Kevin obese you should probably be working out with the pg legend
>>955968
I had a Kane bias back in the day. I remember thinking that match was good.
And shit, I forgot HHH and Michaels fought in the cell at Bad Blood. Yeah, if it's the match I'm thinking of, that was actually pretty good.
DANIEL BRYAN CONFIRMED FOR RAW
>>955975
Eh, good booking can distract from losses, and the problem is that right now all Owens has is wins and losses. He has no good driving storyline, so the only thing fans can talk about for him is who he loses to and who he beats. In his case, that record is extremely important until he gets a good story going.
AINT NOBODY BREAKING THIS REDNECK
>>955975
He's not right, because when a person loses in the WWE and keeps losing. he usually becomes a full time jobber
>>955975
I thought Road Dogg went to rehab and was thinking clearly again.
>>955990
Cool thanks bro
>>956007
Sorry if I'm wrong and the whole show actually sucks. It's been a while.
Why does WWE go out of their way to promote sports teams?
It's not like they ever say anything position about the business.
>>956015
$$$$$$$$
>>956015
Really? Marketing and advertisement.
There's a huge fanbase for professional sports and the WWE wants to poach them.
This isn't anything new, freaking Mile Tyson ref'ed for the wwe once.
Lawrence Taylor.
Ronda Rhousey
Pete Ross
And now a bajillion sports star popping up on Raw.
>>956029
You mean Lawrence Taylor, the same man who publicly stated he regretted being at Wrestlemania.
>>956010
No worries bro, I mostly have this one as background noise anyways
>mfw booking myself to main event the biggest Mania of all time
>>956032
Bam Bam deserved better.
remember the cesaro section?
me neither.
if he was so over, why isnt it there anymore?
>>956053
Because he's injured.
>>956053
are you fucking retarded?
>>956056
He's an anti-Cesaro shitter. Of course he is.
Y/N: The Shield was the best stable in years and it's yet to be topped.
>>956064
If The Shield were so great why did the Wyatt Family defeat them at their peak?
>>956067
To preemptively give more prestige to everyone the beard squad has jobbed to recently.
>>956064
It's not like they have much in the way of competition...
>mfw the wrestlemania play button halftime show was better than the superbowl show
>>956064
The Shield was the greatest of all time, because it produced the greatest champion WWE has ever seen. Bullee dat.
>>956071
wrestlemania also did better in terms of attendance, same stadium
handegg BTFO
>inb4 gay ass meltzer claims it sold 10,000 less
hes an idiot
He's never coming back bros :(
DRINK BEER
>>956056
>posts on /asp/
>has to ask if other poster is retarded
Kinda a given.
So after the Chicago made chick magnet cuck master gets his shit kicked in, would WWE even take him back? He'd instantly overshadow Roman, similar to Daniel Bryan. And there's no chance further out in the future when HHH is in control. Is he really never wrestling again?
>>955944
Everyone got injured and Hogan turned racist after they decided to have it there.
>>955975
This is actually the POV that a lot of retired wrestlers have but not a lot of working wrestlers have. I've heard Austin say the same thing, but he threw a bitch fit when he was supposed to put Brock over back in the day.
There's probably a middle ground that's right. They obviously matter but one loss to Cena doesn't mean your career's over like some people seem to think.
>>956064
No shit.
New Day are the only ones who come close. Wyatts were good before they became jobbers. All other stables are/were shit.
“So it’s now been 24 hours since my release by WWE, and no lol I did NOT quit to put these rumors to rest.
First of let me thank all my fans for their continued support, and yes, you WILL definitely hear from, and see me again.
My 3 years and a half working for WWE have been a life changing experience, both in and out of the ring, and I will always be grateful for the opportunity they gave me. They made me a better performer, in the ring, on the microphone (definitely!) as well as a more mature and life enjoying human being. Damn, after all, I started painting thanks to them in a way! And you all know how much I now appreciate art.
But anyway as far as why it came to an end, let me use one my best buddy “Marcus Louis” metaphor about this business:
A Shakespeare play is awesome.
But Spiderman is awesome too.
And if you’re okay at playing Shakespeare, but VERY GOOD at playing Spiderman, there comes a time when you either move on or they hire someone better for the job!
This is pretty much what happened with me.
So from the bottom of my heart, thank you EVERYBODY : workers, coaches, fans, behind the scenes people, for making this ride such an awesome adventure.
To all my fans, don’t worry, wrestling is still in my blood and some of the products out there still gives me goosebumps. This is why I will follow my heart, and I WILL be back in the ring.
Be blessed. Follow your heart. Give love and respect to your peers so they give it back to you.”
Man Bullfit seemed like a pretty nice guy
>>955977
>invasion angle part 3.0
>The Shield reunites to bury TNA
I still remember JBL burying ECW in that shitty smark arena
>>956064
The Shield was meant to be the bridge of future stars...like Evolution did with Batista and Randy.
You can say HHH was elevated as well since he got the ass-kissing and rub from Ric.
>>956089
> everyone else is dumb, not me
18+
>>956093
>fruity booty
>>955975
If Wins & Losses don't matter, how come WWE has bent over backwards to protect Reigns from ever losing clean?
>>956092
>and yes, you WILL definitely hear from, and see me again.
WHAT THE HELL IS DONNIE BULL JOHNSON DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
in4bliss
>>956092
cause youre a fat fuck that didnt work out and you fucking suck
kevin owens is next
>>956101
Nobody worth a damn goes to DixieLand anymore
I could see him in PWG for some reason
>>956095
>has no counterpoint so he must use le 18+ meme
get worked smark
>>956094
HHH got elevated more from the Randy/Batista turns because it just further cemented him as the Big Heel Man.
>>956104
>that didnt work out
That's Bull-Fit and you know it.
>>956103
hola rata
>>956086
Stone Cold had a fit because Vince, in his infinite idiocy, wanted Austin to put over Brock with ZERO (0) build up. If the plan was to feud to a PPV where Brock wins, Austin probably wouldn't have took his ball and gone home.
Also, he's wrong. Wins and losses do matter. They aren't everything, but they are important.
If wins and losses truly don't matter, why are the characters fighting to begin with?
>>956074
Good.
>>956109
KO seems to have SOME muscle under that gut, and moves pretty well. Bull just came of as fat, weak, and slow.
>>956104
You're fat too though
>>956111
Just like that time Vince wanted Brock to break the streak with zero build up.
>>955904
3 hours late butt fuck it
>>956123
Why paper bags were invented.
>>956098
Top guys rarely lose clean, except in the Attitude Era where the Rock shared the spotlight with Stone Cold, HHH, Shawn, Taker and a handful of others
Daily reminder batista was the first asian to win the wwe champion
>>956131
I hate MemeXT so much.
>>956133
He's as "Asian" as Olivia Munn.
>>956133
>those arm veins
>>956135
Hes filipino pham
>>956138
He doesn't give a shit about the Philippines just like Dwayne, Roman and the Usos don't care about Samoa but they portray themselves like they do.
>>956133
based big dave
>>956140
Doesn't change the fact that he is genetically half asian
>>956092
This was Lefort
>watching some shitty local night comedy show
>they have an entire a bit about making fun Naomi's finisher and play a clip of Cole saying "SHE CALLS IT THE REAR VIEW"
>Mfw I would've blown my brains out already if it wasn't for the fact that I didn't have a gun
>even weebs think Hart is jobber tier
>mi luchador favorito no es el ryback
>>956155
This isn't r9k pham
>>956155
i only live for WWE
i love wwe and how they giv me entertainment and a reason to live every single week forever and sometimes 3 times a week with PPVs!
>>956159
Get some sleep Vince.
>>956148
Well it is a stupid finisher.
>>955962
>outlaw wrestler
>a draw
>>956155
>Europeans
>>956148
>SHE CALLS IT THE REAR VIEW
Why does Cole announce it like that every time?
>>956158
>>956159
Sorry bros I this was a really pathetic moment for me. Almost as bad as Romans career...he...he
>>956168
I don't think he can bring himself to say 'rear view' without making it clear that it's someone else's name for it
>>956170
>hates roman
>is suicidal
Not a shock.
Get laid.
>>956170
>>956170
Post jaw with timestamp
>>956170
>>956175
>>956177
>>956181
>>956183
All these's (You)s
Went to a house show today and it was insane. We managed to steal a row of 5 seats in the 2nd row on the floor during the 1st match and never had to move.
New Day came out and twerked around the ring for nearly 10 minutes. Ryback got heckled so bad by our section he came over to sign for a couple kids in the front row, and immediately after looked up at us, drew his hands over the kids' heads and flipped us off.
ADR vs. Reigns was the main event, and Reigns was booed hard by the floor crowd when he came down. Someone was shouting "go back to hawaii" over and over, he kept looking over with confused looks all match. Del Rio got a great reaction and even jumped into us mid match. It started when he was pleading with a girl directly in front of us for her sign, saying he wanted to take it into the ring and show it to everyone but she refused.. we egged him on and started the si chant. Managed to get a candid photo too.
This was AJ Styles first WWE house show and he wrestled The Miz, submitting him with the calf slicer. His shirts sold out in all but XXL sizes within the first 30 minutes.
Shit like this reminds me why I love wrestling and why I pay to go to these shows. The interaction was today was awesome.
>>956186
You guys are fags for dissing the PG legend
>>956186
>Someone was shouting "go back to hawaii
Smarks ladies and gentlemen
>>956186
You mean the calf killer.
>>956186
> his shirts sold out in all but XXL sizes within the first 30 minutes
You should have put this in the first paragraph so i wouldnt have bothered reading a made up story
>>956186
>came over to sign for a couple kids in the front row, and immediately after looked up at us, drew his hands over the kids' heads and flipped us off
da based guy!
>>956186
>house show
>booing Roman Reigns
Almost believable
Michael Cole, JBL and Byron are on commentary when this sequence happens in the ring
What do they say?
>>956168
Because he's a spineless, sad excuse for a man who will do whatever Vince tells him, and Vince is a fucking idiot.
>>956186
>AJ Styles beating up on the Miz again
I thought we enjoyed watching Miz get hurt?
>>956186
Based Ryback.
Lose weight!
>>956186
All the reports I've read say that Reigns got a huge pop, as he always does at house shows.
>>956198
>Cole: She calls this the rear view!
>JBL: WHAT A WAY TO KICK OFF RAW!
>Saxton: Wow!
>>956208
BALL GAME
>>956198
Dumb monkey doesn't even know how to fuck.
>>956203
>guy wrestles guy he's fueding with on house show
whoa
>>956198
beastiality eww
>>956207
What really happened
>Roman shows up
>he gets cheered
>the only one booing was this guy and his friends
>he has to embellish his house show experience to prove a point
I live in a smark city and go to house shows almost frequently and Roman barely gets booed or none at all, you can actually see which part of the audience is booing him
>>956186
I actually went and this guy is lying Roman was cheered very well and so was aj styles
>>956148
This is now a Shit In Wrestling That Makes You Embarrassed to Be a Wrestling Fan thread.
Obviously, there's the Rear View. What else makes you change the channel when someone walks into the room so you don't feel silly for watching?
Everything Hornswoggle has ever done is a given.
>>956218
Bray Wyatt promos
>>956218
Most of it, desu.
>>956218
new gay
bray wyatt
divas
>>956191
we were definitely in the smarky section, i'll admit to being one myself
>>956194
we went to this show last year and they only carry about 8-10 different shirts (5 of which are cena or reigns), a lot of shirts sell out quickly because people crowd the merch before the show starts
>>956196
>>956207
we were on the floor, 2nd row where the hard cam would normally be if it were televised. it's so loud down there, and the floor crowd mostly consists of adults, because of the ADR crowd shenanigans there wasn't a lot of cheering until reigns hit a superman punch
>>956186
This guy just loves to have fun John! You just gotta love interracial!
HAHA MAGGLE I TELL YA THERE IS NOTHING LIKE WATCHING AN ATHLETIC BULL GO AT IT WITH YOUR GIRL IN THE RING
Byron, some say that white women should stay away from black men.
You know Cole, when I worked down in NXT the white girls down there LOVED that aggressive style of young black men
>>956228
Did he show other moves?
I want to dispel the meme that Roman does other moves in house shows.
>>956198
Maggle: How must John Cena be feeling after Stephanie McMahon's announcement that he's teaming with [face he's currently at odds with over something] against [two big guys who can't wrestler for shit] in the main event?
JBL: HA-HA I LOVETT MAGGLE BEST FOR BUSINESS EPL REFERENCES AND RETIRED RUGBY PLAYERS
Biron: I can talk too!
I fucking hate this company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A650PVcUM_8
>>956231
punches to infinity
spinning sidewalk slam
drive by
samoan drop
pin to powerbomb spot
superman punch
spear
that's all we saw
>>956229
You replied to the wrong post
>>956239
Sorry. Interracial gets me so hot I can't think straight.
why was triple h not at the house show when hes the champion?
trash
>>956242
Because he isn't a wrestler. He is the epitome of a transitional champion.
>>956186
we actually ran into Jack Swagger outside smoking, about 30 minutes before the start, hiding in a corner by a door with his hood up. we asked him for a pic but he said no. fucking dick no wonder he ain't over
>>956249
the worst part was, rusev had a match against curtis axel which was a squash, then swagger came down and got cheered a bit. being in Canada we found this a bit awkward
>>956218
The New Day twerking
Tyler Breeze aka Zoolander
>>956252
he got cheered because hes Fucking Jack Swagger and hes over as fuck everywhere but wwe wont push him because WEED
>Daniel Bryan rumored to try giving his notice
>because they won't let him wrestle
>rumor is they want him to do WWE stuff like commentary, but not wrestling
Why do they want him to not wrestle exactly?
I rewatched the Y2J promo from Jericho's WWE debut and Jesus that was such a good promo. Y2J was so based
>>956260
Either he is going to die in the ring or vince doesn't want to push a midget
>>956260
Because he's one botch away from becoming permanently paralyzed or worse. And the odds of it happening are higher than anyone on the roster.
And someone getting killed in the ring is not best for business.
>>956260
cause the dumb manlet will become benoit 2.0
>>956218
That entire Knockouts Lock Box hogshit in TNA that ended in Daffney stripping.
>>956270
yes
>>956260
>Daniel Bryan goes to TNA
Would people watch TNA?
>>956276
He's half greek also i think.
>>956261
How old are you?
>>956260
WWE being cautious for once
>Bryan gets hurt
It's Vince's fault for allowing him to hurt himself
>Bryan gets released and he gets hurt
It's Vince's fault for releasing him
>Bryan goes full Chris
It's Vince's fault, manlet gets erased in WWE history
The only wrong thing they did at this point is convincing him to stop
>>956276
Batista isn't 100% Flip, his mom is a Greek-American and his father is a Flip-American
Anyone can look big if they put it in the work
>>956283
this is why the rock and roman arent super obese fat fucks
>>956286
Dwayne got surgery and Roman is literally fighting an uphill battle to hide his genetics.
His brother Rosey is a fat fuck now, like Viscera fat.
If Roman was more toned in his chest there is no doubt he would drop the vest.
THIS HERE WHAT YOU CALL DOMINATION
>>956288
>implying
its just part of his look
dean, ryback, old kane, and numerous others wore shit that covers their chest/stomach even though theyre ripped
>>956277
I wouldn't. He would prob go to NJPW anyway. Brie will stay in the US and fuck someone else on the roster. Bryan will come home and find out and myrder her.
>>956293
No.. Roman wears a girdle dude
>>956291
They are genetically disposed to high bodyfat levels I assume.
>>955897
> 2006
> Triple H's lawsuit over rapper The Game
> Nothing happens
>>956298
>implying the rapper wasn't forced to change to 'Game'
>>956255
I always thought he was a clumsy idiot in the ring and on the mic with a bad gimmick and that his body looks weird. I mean christ, Roman Reigns is better than Swagger, and he gets booed out of everywhere even though his main problem is constant bad booking (he's not great on the mic either).
>>956249
>smoking
It boggles my mind when athletes, people who need stamina, smoke. Then again he hardly ever wrestles.
>>956255
>Le next Kurt Angle
Not even close. Kurt was the perfect wrestler in every way. Swagger struggles even showing off his collegiate wrestling.
>>956186
my silverback bro ryback
>>956260
Because Punk's comments and the current lawsuit against WWE have opened a massive can of worms. Vince is very paranoid about Bryan getting injured again and fucking them over.
Also because he just doesn't like Bryan.
>>956310
POETRY
>>956291
I just Googled it and apparently it's just because they eat too much and are lazy, like all other fat people.
>>956303
Well, was he forced to pay him something over the nickname? Remove "The" from your artisticly name isn't that big thing IMO.
I bet WWE wanted the guy to change it fully.
>>956310
DUH BIG LOVES YOU!
>>956170
>>956318
DA FOREVER MIDCARD GUY
>>956321
Ryback is 70x world champion
Go to sleep phil
Anyone got that video of Roman calling Punk skinny fat while playing video games?
You can just tell he knows most of the boos he's getting stem from that podcast.
>>956292
IT'S A COMBINATION OF SKILL AND CONCENTRATION
>>956331
SO RISE TO THE OCCASION, DO SOMETHING AMAZING
YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP
I have word Christian, Batista, Kevin Nash, randy Orton, John Cena, MVP, Kurt angle, are all lined up for wrestlemania
>>956332
CAUSE ANYTHING THAT I DO, I DOMINATE IT
>>956307
swagger never puts on anything longer than 5 minutes anyway
>>956334
>MVP
Sasha did his entrance in the newest UUDD video so I guess it's a sign.
hey wrestling nerds:
when is Cena turn heel?
when is Punk cum back?
where is Flying Goat Man?
Y wrestling suk nao???
>>956326
>likes Bret
>likes Sami Zayn, Ryback and Cesaro
>BTFOs Chipmunk
11/10 would make the top guy of the company
It's almost over, Bryanbros. He cut his hair, trimmed his beard, and he is going to retire. Soon Brie will dump him for the next flavor of the month, and he'll be forgotten Benoit-style. Feels bad but we should just accept it.
https://youtu.be/ZrUzLdc-XPk?t=4m34s
what did he mean by this
>>956367
The Rock is the best ever on the stick.
https://youtu.be/5_Z3Rt6851w?t=4m55s
what did he mean by this
https://youtu.be/SRFWb4Ia3r0?t=2m30s
what did he mean by this
>>956364
That's the reason why you don't run shit in life. you're bad for business.
>>956364
Reigns is pretty based. I just wish the creatives just make him lose some matches and be a true underdog. Except they make him win or get DQ every match that he is in.
>>956372
Cm cuck fanboys please get out
Just finished watching The Rock vs. Taker vs. Angle for the undisputed title at vengeance.
Legit 5 star match.
>>956370
It's...It's Christian.
>>956370
>Belt falling off Swagger
Never fails to make me smile.
>>956370
Lel
>>956333
NO THEY DON'T WANT NONE
>>956379
>Tfw will never see Austin dragging the belt on the floor like it means nothing again
>>956373
>big Samoan Fabio
>wrestling royalty
>true underdog
>>956390
>your're a faggot
>you like cocks in your ass
>not gay
Do you guys think any wrestler lurks /wwe/
>>956393
Cena
>>956394
I wish this meme was true anon
>>956373
It'd be better to just have him wreck some shit. He actually got huge pops when it did it at and immediately after TLC. The tall, muscular Samoan doesn't set up well for that underdog bullshit.
>>956393
no one even knows /wwe/ exists, just /woo/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqpWCdBblCw
is it happening bros?
>>956393
Jarvis Solid does
So does some outlaw shitter called Dalton Castle who shills himself
>>956402
Wtf is /woo/ pham
>>956367
>4:45
The Rock knew Sufferin' Succotash was bullshit long before Roman ever said it.
>Daniel Bryan retires
>is inducted into the 2016 Hall of Fame
>>956406
Is there proof?
>>956410
>Sting inducted
>Bryan inducted
Is this year's theme broken necks?
>>956418
Well Kurt isn't there
>tfw Daniel is back to plug Roman and Brie's title match
>>956371
>mfw
>>956425
He's there to be Brie's valet against Ric Flair and Charlotte.
>From WM main event to being a male valet
>>956430
>Brie/Daniel get locked into figure four leglocks by Charlie/Ric after the match
>Never appears in WWE again
>actually decide to look up roman's match history
>he has literally never lost clean, in fact his only recorded losses are this year's RR, seth at WM and big show on some random raw last year
>he still isn't over
top kek this shit is pathetic
>>956440
>he still isn't over
With smarks
>>956198
KING (hysterical): WAAAH! Did you see THAT, JR?!?!
JR (deadpan): ...Sunset flip there.... somewhat unorthodox style.....
>>956440
That loss to Big Show was hardly clean. And he has been pinned clean during the Shield days by Bray and Jey Uso. You need to stop lying.
>>956441
>gets lukewarm reactions when he's out
>not the the top merch mover
>there's always somebody there getting bigger pops and out shining him
>he gets booed during almost every world title match he's had
Pretty bad for your top guy tbhlad
>>956454
Being pinned in a tag match isn't the same.
>>956441
> le "smarks" meme
For somebody who's been pushed as hard as he is Roman is embarrassingly un-over.
