Based Bryan edition
>mfw booking myself to win the title and go on to main event the biggest wrestlemania of all time
we aren't making it to wrestlemania bros
>Roman will never make you his bbygurl
Why live?
If Jim cornette doesn't watch any modern wrestling then what does he talk about on his podcast?
>>954114
> those barefaced lies under Bryan's name
That is a strange way of saying 'gay meme kick after gay meme kick and repeat'
>>954124
>Roman
Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Barack Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing; he's undergoing a systematic effort to change this country and make America more like the rest of the world. If I'm elected we'll embrace what makes America the greatest country in the world
>>954134
Robo-Rubio has spoken!!
>>954129
> it's a "the underage shitter who has a weird fixation with calling Bryan gay" post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON8YSlx2k-E
>>954119
> that fucking shirt
HHH is such an insecure guy.
>>954141
Reading comprehension Jose, do you possess any?
Not calling Bryan gay. Just his shitty meme kicks that make up 80 per cent of his matches
>>954146
Do you possess the ability to communicate like an adult, instead of an insecure teenager?
>You will never be Roman's personal cum dumpster
Life is suffering
>>954151
You can be my cum dumpster if you want
>>954147
> says the guy that gets triggered by 4chan posts
Dont like the truth Daniel? Your meme kicks suck and you will never wrestle again
HEY
HEY !
nothing you can say
>>954119
MY TIME
IS ON
miss randy lads he could put on a hell of a match with aj styles
>>954119
>mfw booking myself to go over sting at his first ever WWE match at wrestlemania even though everyone told me not to
How long until we start getting Hall of Fame announcements?
>>954025
The hate for Eugene was a sight to see at the time.
First few weeks were fun and then the IWC turned on him so hard.
I remember some guy bought a "Eugene Sucks" sign to RAW and got it taken away, causing a scene.
>>954170
literally a retarded gimmick so im not surprised
>>954170
The funny irony was Nick Dinsmore was a fucking workhorse in the ring, he was the most decorated champ ever in OVW.
The equivalent nowadays would be calling up Sami Zayn and giving him an aspergers gimmick.
>>954175
WWE's current relationship with him is weird. He's been fired & rehired as a developmental trainer several times in the past few years. He even made an in ring appearance (Eugene) at a house show with Bayley a year ago.
>>954175
>calling up Sami Zayn and giving him an aspergers gimmick
Interesting idea anon
>>954179
>He even made an in ring appearance (Eugene) at a house show with Bayley a year ago.
Fucking amazing.
>>954180
Finn Balor was the other example I was thinking of, and he'd actually be pretty good at an autist gimmick. Fuck, Zayn would probably hit it out the park too, he was great at that kind of acting with El Generico.
>>954181
Sami zaym actually has some type.of aspergers in real life
>>954156
Sure did a good job of showing you're not an insecure teen, lad.
No memes.
Post your genuine opinion of Kevin Owens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTR7xg2NZ3Y
is he bilingualist?
>>954186
He's really good at being a heel and is consistently entertaining. He's one of the only heels I never root for but always want to see get his ass kicked. I wouldn't say I'm a fan but he's definitely be a great addition to any roster in any company on the planet, you can probably book anyone with him and get something watchable.
>>954186
Good at playing his character, but if he was a skinny dude, everything he does wouldn't even matter
>>954187
Fuck, now I wish we had got to see El Generico in WWE. I guess He was flat out told when he got to NXT that he would only ever be a jobber with that gimmick, but fuck it was a damn good gimmick.
>>954190
who says he's not going to become a jobber soon
>>954191
I think his overness and connection to Triple H as one of his NXT "children" will lock him into that Dolph Ziggler, "jobber to the stars" role. Unlike Neville, Zayn's thing is he connects with the crowd and can cut a promo.
>>954186
Sucks nothing special and fat
>>954193
Be honest, if he was taller and muscular you would love him. You only watch wrestling to fap at mastodon's oiled up bodies.
>>954175
What would have an aspergers gimmick consist of?
>>954191
He's one of the few people who can job to a lot of other wrestler but can still looks good since it fits his character.
He's the best underdog on the roster right now, he can be bigger than Bryan during the height of yes movement.
>>954186
the Cornette explains all i need to know about him
>>954196
>he can be bigger than Bryan during the height of yes movement.
I seriously doubt it, that was like a lightning i a bottle moment. Zayn is certainly way better than Bryan on the mic but he's no where close in the ring and actually was way less of a WWE "look". Zayn really needs to bulk up for the main roster, he's actually not short, just skinny by WWE standards. He lost a lot of bulk with his shoulder injury too.
>>954197
why would anyone listen to this "out of touch" guy? I'm pretty sure that's his gimmick though
>>954184
My my, someone's mad.
>>954201
He's actually entertaining to listen too all of the time due to his permanent butthurt about everything, he's a clever guy who knows his shit and is very articulate, even though he is increasingly wrong about almost everything.
>>954203
Gets me that the Lucha Underground fanboys and supposedly the LU staff themselves got flustered over Cornette.
>>954114
>Flying Goat (WWE)
>mfw
But srs, having a big "moveset" does not necessarily mean he's good. Stone Cold was great with very little more than punching, kicking, and a stunner. Jeff Hardy can do all sorts of shit and is an overrated spot monkey.
in4bliss
>>954198
>he's no where close in the ring
That's my point, I actually can't take Bryan as an underdog since he's already well known as the best technical wrestler of his time.
Sami on the other hand feels like a true underdog who has many different arsenals on his sleeves to overcome his adversaries but yet still comes short in the end.
His match against Cesaro felt like a Batman against Superman battle, with Sami fought using all of the tricks he has to defeat the much stronger Cesaro.
>>954205
To be fair, he is incredibly stupid. Not only does NO ONE ON EARTH think pro wrestling is a legit athletic competition, and therefore there's nothing to "expose," but if he REALLY cared about "exposing the business," he'd stop doing shoots on every YouTube channel that will give him the time of day.
Post your favorite piledriver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8wigNal8m8
>>954208
Which one of the two Jabronis that bangs her?
Or do both of them got to double teamed her every night?
Meh I like meme underground and Cornette. He's right that the action should be a believable athletic contest at least for the main title. He's right that meme underground is a TV show. He didn't mention anything about the long term booking which is what meme underground is so great at. As soon as puma came up against a monster without the help of konnan he got beat. Cornette is a very important mind in pro wrestling. But lucha is a weird hybrid of television drama and lucha Libre which is equal parts comedy and flippy shit. Meh. Lawler vs funk 81 is as comfy to me as Pentagon vs Vampiro. Don't blame Cornette for liking what he likes.
>>954212
That's the greatest piledriver, and also possibly the single most dangerous move I have ever seen, especially given how sloppy Steiner is on far less precarious shit.
How can I hire a bull like Titus?
>>954214
Meh
>>954216
Come to America.
>>954215
Why he did it in TNA too
>>954211
People have to try to not take anything he is saying in the past few years to heart. It is just something for this old man to do to earn money, and maybe wind up some people along the way unfortunately. Colt Cabana and SCSA (And I guess Wrestling Observer technically?) pretty much opened the floodgates for this to happen for these guys.
Podcasting and Youtube for people who've worked in pro wrestling who have nothing better to do is easy money. They can get an audience for revealing a little peak into the back because they know that we'll eat this shit up.
Entertainment value is one thing, and that's fine. Then you have shock factor, which is bullshit for views/ratings. "Wrestling insight" is another thing entirely and can be very tricky for people to digest. Overall, it's just some worker's opinion 2bh - take with a grain of salt and move on. Up to the people that it applies to to decide to work on anything, if anything needs to be worked on at all.
>>954212
Someone posted a reverse piledriver here a few days ago. Can't find the exact one/don't remember if this is it, but this one is OK:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8VR2sxaum4
>>954231
Canadian destroyer?
>>954235
Not sure if it was a TNA .gif or not, but it was probably that.
wut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJivXAV-ZHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_77986elNM
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/alex-riley-interview-28644047
He needs respect guys.
>>954237
>The first one he Tombstones the guy AND pins him facing away from the hard camera
Fuggen scrubs
>>954239
He'll be the resident jobber on NXT now that Bull had left and then quietly get released next year.
>>954239
he looks like a lunatic
was khali's gimmick poo in loo, because he was shit at everything.
>>954213
The based Aussie, as usual, slays the qt American pussy
Rate Punk's opponent /wwe/
This guy looks so happy desu
>>954119
>jean jacket over a leather jacket
jesus christ that come back was so fucking cringe
>>954186
Best heel on the roster by a mile brother.
>>954186
HE'S FAT
>>954119
I think that jacket shit looks badass desu senpai
>>954250
It's a win/win situation punk wins he slowly gets pushed up the card, this guy wins he becomes really popular for taking down punk.
>>954214
Meh
>>954250
How come the left guy is half naked whereas punk is dressed like a scruffy mobster?
>>954186
Great at making WWE babbies furious purely off his looks.
>>954202
>Swing_and_a_MISS.webm
>>954214
>Cornette is a very important mind in pro wrestling.
You mean "was".
He's been irrelevant at-best and useless to the point of being actively detrimental for a long, long time now.
ROH is still only just pulling itself out of its nadir that he put it in, because he basically told the fans they were wrong for liking who they like and forced HIS tastes down their throats, without even a hint of self-awareness.
He's a washed-up old fool.
>>954211
You are the one who is fucking retarded.
Cornette actually has a point here, the more you talk about the workings of the business in public, the more smarkish the fans get, less interested in the story you are trying to tell and more interested in second guessing everything and being their own booker.
You don't want everyone to know how the sausage is made, it's kinda like how magicians hide the secrets of their tricks.
Cornette does take it too far, but you have to understand his generation was brought up to be more protective of the trade, every time he sees the business get "exposed" it triggers him hard.
>>954215
Based Cage has apparently started using it lately because of course he would.
>>954272
And yet the only reason he's "relevant" nowadays is for all the shoots he does.
>>954207
And Bryan is also one of the best ever at USING a moveset meaningfully. He managed to become the most over wrestler on the planet by pretty much just kicking people and running around a lot. Bryan is the best of his generation at getting the crowd into the match and hot for the big spots.
>>954276
Ha yeah I was gonna say that, its pretty ironic. I kind of feel bad for Cornette, he's just a parody of himself now, wearing t-shirts with "le cornette face" on shot videos, etc.
>>954186
Is in the correct place on the roster (upper midcard). Will be a good guy for filler feuds against babyface champs and probably will get a title run at some point.
>Vince McMahon wants Daniel Bryan to return to monday night RAW in Seattle in a non-wrestling role in order to boost ratings
>>954269
> still mad as fuck
>>954156
>07/02/2016
>anti-smarks still getting worked by the GOAT
>>954285
Getting bored by 30 gay meme kicks every match doesnt make you an anti-smark
> still getting worked
I dont think you understand the memes you spout
>>954290
>gay
18+
>>954283
>implying it's not only to shill Ramen
>>954292
> getting triggered
gayteen plus detected
www.facebookcom/wwe/videos/10153518033521443/
Bayley is so awesome.
>>954284
> anti-smark still getting worked by the GOAT
>>954295
> being incapable of understanding why people mock you for using "gay" pejoratively
Post ID.
>>954295
>mfw anti-smarks get worked
>>954297
> still doesnt understand the memes he spouts
If he was a heel then your getting worked meme would fit. He isnt so you just look foolish
>>954299
> gay getting triggered by the word 'gay'
Gayteen plus faggot
>>954302
>getting worked by based DBry
>>954293
>LOOK, GUYS
>THE POWER OF THE YES MOVEMENT WAS INCREDIBLE
>It took me
>[crowd begin chanting yes]
>[Bryan uses this as pretense to lower his arm because his back aches, smiles, takes it all in and thinks of what to say next]
>YES
>As I was saying
>it took me to wrestlemania, but there's another guy on a wrestlemania journey
>a guy with my respect
>a guy who beat me
>that's roman reigns
>i want you to lend him the power of the yes movement with his own chant
>SAY IT WITH ME
>BLEE
>BLEE
>BLEE
>BLEE
>>954302
But it does, because he's the opposite of what a WWE "Superstar" is "supposed" to be, I.E. what you've been told that >>(You) want.
> fuckin' state of your grammar
No position to call anybody foolish, son.
>>954119
ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME
>>954186
He's an overweight try hard
Yup. That's pretty much it.
>>954114
>Jeridad posts pic of him and Chris Benoit's older kid on intsagram
>Chris Benoit's kid joins WWE
Wew lad.
>>954303
Keep repeating "gay" over-and-over again like a stroke victim, homeboy. It totally doesn't make you look like a deeply-repressed closet case. Honest.
>>954313
I bet he's the victim of some kind of stroking.
>>954312
I'm not worked by him being fat. Mick Foley was fat and I didn't mind him.
You like him cause you're fat too.
>>954311
>Vince has a heart attack while meeting him
>>954313
> 2016
> unironically being gay
Eww
>>954318
> being this homophobic
Holy shit just come out already you'll feel so relieved
>>954315
So you're getting worked by him being a heel then?
Or are you just a nostalgia pleb?
>>954321
He might me homophobic
but ur
homo pho dick
>>954323
WENT IN ON
>>954311
He needs a gimmick where we see videos of him hunting down Kevin Sullivan
>>954322
You're the one getting "worked" that people are making fun of your favorite wrestler being a sloth.
>>954327
> implying he's my fave
> implying that I just don't think you're a maroon
Because if there's one word to describe Owens, it's "slow". Guy's easily got way better cardio than you ever have, self-loathing fattie.
>>954323
You and him should date.
razor ramon
razor
razor blade
razor blade and cocaine
scarface tony montana cocaine
>>954329
Wew that's a lot of anger. Get your weight under control fatso so you don't get upset over people online not liking that overrated try hard indie darling.
>>954321
Lol didnt take long for the faggot to flip
Why are gays so emotional lads?
>mfw come into this thread and anti-smarks are getting worked by DBry again
>>954181
>Finn Balor
You mean he doesn't already do that?
>>954329
> you're a maroon
WE SOME COUNTRY BOYZ
>>954186
He's really very good as a heel. Will probably make a feud with anyone watchable
>>954266
the guy just finished fighting
Who BRIE MODE here?
>>954380
here
>>954380
>>954205
>anyone caring what Cornette said
Source on the LU staff butthurt tho? You'd think people in the industry would rise above it
>>954368
WITH DAT FARMER'S STRENGTH
>>954395
AIN'T NOBODY MAN ENOUGH TO FEEL THE PAIN
>>954341
> implying mad
Are you the BatSignal? 'Cause you're sure doing a lot of projecting.
>>954402
This is almost as bad as the porky pig impression
>>954343
You'll be able to tell all of us once you come to terms with your sexuality, closetboy.
Who /THE GAY COMMUNITY/ here?
>>954410
The guy who can't open his mouth without faggot coming out, is my bet.
>>954410
Gay community?!?!
Who /jaaaaahn/ here
Wait
NXT tapes 4 shows a night?
Jesus
who /workedbytheGOAT/ here?
>>954418
If you go to a RAW taping its the same amount of hours to sit through, they record Superstars or whatever before RAW starts.
>>954418
Each one is only am hour long so its not that bad.
>>954422
Kevin Nash
This is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill. Place your bets lad, how long will he last until he's literally murdered in the ring?
>>954435
he's gonna win his match
>>954435
He'll get booked to go over a bunch of guys so they can build a mega match vs Conor McGregor so Punk can put him him over.
>>954435
I can see the fear in his eyes. Was he always so pale?
>>954435
Will it be in Chicago? If so, Punk is going over
>>954435
Is the anaconda vice a UFC legal move? What are the odds of him tapping someone out with it?
>>954418
Unless otherwise specified, the live crowd doesn't see the backstage segments which cuts down on time considerably.
>>954445
Yes, I think it ispretty complicated to apply in an MMA fight though.
Reminder Women's wrestling has never drawn a DIME.
>>954435
I love how Punks UFC run is a win/win situation for wrestling fags.
He loses, we make fun of him. He wins, we make fun of MMAutists.
Can't wait.
Rate this idea
>New Day wins King of the Ring
>they run around yelling we wuv kings n shiet
>implying there is a WM entrance this year that can top Rusev's at WM 30
>>954453
WE
WUZ KINGS
WE
WUZ KINGS
>>954453
Here's a better idea - drop KOTR because shitters like Sheamus and Barrett winning has ruined it.
>>954455
31*
>>954451
So what's it like being this wrong?
>>954146
Meme kicks. This is how people legitimately talk now.
>>954455
>Haitch cosplaying as lemmy singing his entrance song
>>954453
18+
>>954452
I'm kinda annoyed because he was one of my favourites of all time, but he is going to get murdered. His body of work in wrestling is still GOAT, this shit is going to end so hilariously badly for him though. And start badly too. It's all going to be bad.
>>954451
Nor has Sheamus and he still has 4+ world titles. Drawing power is not as important as you think it is.
>>954186
Heel World Champion material.
He should've won at Battlegrounds though.
>>954477
I see your Sheamus and raise you an Orton!
>>954186
Main event material. One of the better heels around and good worker. Entertaining guy.
>>954481
>Main event material
L O L
O
L
>>954482
>working marks this hard
Put the strap on him
>>954484
>Being obese means he's working me
Kek I bet you thought Bull Dempsey was great too eh?
>>954482
> previous 2 WWE Champions were Reigns & Sheamus
I can see how somebody with actual speaking ability, in-ring skills and charisma breaks that mold.
>>954491
>actual speaking ability
Bullying Michael Cole and struggling to string together sentences in that thick Canadian accent doesn't count as being good on the mic.
>>954487
holy FUCK WORKED HARD
>>954493
Owens is a far better promo than several native English speakers I could name, buddy.
>>954445
Only illegal submissions in UFC are small joint manipulations
>>954493
At this point any mild ability to trash talk is better than Sir Sufferin' Succotash, the Tater Dictator.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q_93CFXJk0
>I don't have it all, I'm a lunatic
>>954464
>Yeah, because instead of fixing a concept, we should just cast it aside because WWE is creatively bankrupt.
Correct.
>>954505
In that case WWE might as well just pack it in entirely
>>954460
I'm not now go back to watching Bailey matches on nxt.
>>954503
Why wasn't he given a lunatic fridge gimmick?
>>954114
>finishing moves
How about talk about Bryan's actual moveset, which consists of 90% fake looking kicks? You can have millions of finishers, but if most of your moves are shitty looking kicks that don't look like they hurt, you suck as a wrestler.
>>954518
Are you really sure this is the defense you want to be making for Reigns?
Most of his matches are made up of wimpy-looking clotheslines or slaps.
>>954519
And power bombs, spears, superman punches, and other shit that Bryan cannot do at his size.
>>954445
About the same as him even getting a chance to actually getting a chance to apply it.
>>954521
> Reigns doing powerbombs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdqGgU8gb6g
>>954523
They really need to stop making him do moves he isn't strong enough to pull off well.
>>954518
>>954521
>>954524
They are, it's why 90% of his matches are filled with crappy strikes.
>>954521
You're an idiot if you think Bryan's size stops him doing stuff like that. I know you really, really hate people that aren't beefcakes, but smaller guys can do powerbombs just fine. See Neville.
>>954186
Great heel, and he's fat, so it makes him seem like a fat bully heel, which makes him even better
>>954530
Does anybody have a WEBM of that bit from the Bryan/Reigns Tag Team Turmoil where Bryan throws so much fucking shade at Reigns's "Suplexes"?
>>954530
Who has Neville faced to be able to do power bombs? Is it anyone >5'?
>>954535
John Cena.
>Tamina restrains Becky while Naomi prepares to beat her up
>Ref blatantly sees this and does nothing
>Calls for the DQ bell when they put hands on Sasha
Why is such stupidity allowed? There's better ways to break up a faction (what a shocker that all the dumb factions stephanie made up are all dissolved now) than the kind of stupidity that went on Monday.
>>954535
1 guy springs to mind...
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYxah99lxaQ
>>954538
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/youtube/
>>>/wooo/
>>>/nothere/
>>954537
Because divas. No logic is applicable.
>>954538
That's not a deadlift Powerbomb, which is what Roman always does with one arm.
>>954541
You mean besides in the only clip of it posted in here, right?
>>954186
great heel, i think he's the second best heel character next to the miz, and he's the best heel wrestler. you can do a lot with him and i hope he's around for a long time
Give me your most kayfabe breaking webm /wwe/ I can take it
>>954541
>moving the goalposts again
First it was 'little guys can't do powerbombs at all!'
Then it was 'yeah, well they can't do it to anyone over 5 foot tall'
Now it's 'WELL THEY CAN'T DO ONE ARM DEADLIFTS'.
>>954547
>Now it's 'WELL THEY CAN'T DO ONE ARM DEADLIFTS'
Something that Reigns has in common with them!
>>954546
>>954539
> meme arrows
>>954552
still makes me cringe
>>954552
>implying that force from the lift wasn't so strong it knocked the ref off his feet
>>954552
I am physically cringing.
>>954552
He got some sweat in his eye, leave the guy alone.
>>954552
>doubting the force of Bully Ray's powerbomb
You see, even just the force from the lift was enough to knock the ref off his feet
>>954552
I can watch this all day.
>>954186
Great heel, good in ring ability, and he's fat so it pisses off a lot of dick head internet fans which is even better. I hope he gets a title run sometime soon.
FORGET AUSTIN 3:16
JBL 9.99 SAYS YOU CAN GET EVERY PAY PER VIEW
>>954518
>another victim worked by the GOAT
>>954541
Roman does a schoolboy powerbomb. Not a deadlift.
>>954579
...and he doesn't even do that well!
>>954523
>gets gassed half way through
Number of moves LITERALLY doesnt matter you fucking mongoloids.
Bryan is a god tier wrestler but not because of how many moves he does.
>>954585
It's just anti-smarks trying to find any chance to tear down the GOAT
>>954527
I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't like his strikes.
They're just slappy open-handed bullshit that everyone else has to sell like death.
>>954114
RIP beard
>>954585
FWIW: knowing 1004 moves doesn't make you a great wrestler, but only knowing 4 and not doing them particularly well certainly makes you a bad one.
Can't they just let him back?
What retard will be upset?
>>954590
>bringing Reigns into separate discussions
You guys need to stop doing this
>>954590
Yes, Daniel Bryan can't do any of his moves
>>954573
When was the last time you set foot in a gym?
>>954591
He's coming back at mania brother to help out against the LoN
>>954593
Who said I was talking about Reigns?
>>954599
Self-hating fatty getting worked
>>954601
Me.
Problem?
>>954601
Because if you unironically think Daniel Bryan only knows 4 moves and can't do them well then you have never watched wrestling ever
>>954591
What kind of retard wants him back to shill for Susan G. Komen cause that's all he ever did.
>>954585
Knowing lots of different moves is important in plenty of different styles, just not the WWE safe style.
What makes Bryan arguably the GOAT is that he can master multiple styles and always makes it work.
>>954602
Maybe if you spent more time working out and less time typing "WORKED" everytime someone made fun of porky pig ovens you'd be at a better place in life.
>>954607
Self-hating fatty on a RAMPAGE.
>>954606
I dont know which style you are talking about.
Lots of wrestlers in NJPW dont use loads of moves every match either.
>>954611
PLEASE lose weight!
>>954606
DBry is genuinely the GOAT at cross-genre mastery in wrassling
Dude was gonna make an entirely new style based around one-arm offense when he thought his arm was fucked.
>Balor only has a slightly sprained ankle
Balor hates on suicide watch.
Balor Club where we at?
>>954615
>>>/reddit/
>>954614
tubby btfo
>>954615
He was already changing his style when he came back - his stiff as fuck match where he carried Reigns was great.
>>954619
BTFO
>>954186
Worse than Rikishi.
>>954623
Problems chum?
>>954612
The North American Indie style involves using LOADS OF FUCKING MOVES, moves that would be finishers in WWE style taking the place of clotheslines, etc. British technical wrestling, Lucha etc all generally have larger movesets than the WWE style which is all about punches and kicks + four or so power moves.
>>954621
Bryan had been doing stiff-fests years before Reigns even bombed out of football and settled for the family business.
Watch his matches with Nigel or Morishima.
>>954627
already seen the Morishima match, I just meant in terms of how he paced the match. Adapting from being the underdog to being almost the wily veteran.
