I know I made this thread early but frankly I couldn't give a fuck laddie because this is our board and we'll do as we fucking please
And if you don't like it I'll woodflip your gaytboard sideways and stick it straight up your candy ass
>WHEN MY HAND GOES UP
>MODS MOUTH GOES SHUT
BRIE MODE
>>953610
WAHWAHWAHWAH
ryback all natural 59 time wwe champ no steroids all natural physique
kevin obese owens arrested and fired after tryign to smuggle 59 kinder surprise eggs into america
>>953612
I made it early on purpose to assert wrestlefag dominance over the site's moderators
You didn't even fix the thread number, you fucking idiot
So you can show ONE match to a friend/family memeber/stranger on the street in an attempt to get them into wrestling.
What match do you pick?
Last 5 years only, so its still relevant.
>>953617
There's nothing to fix. We're closer to 2000 for Mania now.
If you don't like it flip back over to your wankboard general you aspian peasant
Dean Ambrose is reddit incarnate.
>>953627
>cheating
Might as well just make #2000 on WM regardless of the actual thread count
>>953627
you are cheating.
http://strawpoll.me/6748772
>>953615
>>953624
>http://youtu.be/peMpm_HPewQ
>>953624
I'd say Cena vs. Punk, MITB 2011. Good, clean wrestling with decently recognizable guys.
>>953602
WHEN THE WALLS COME DOWN
MODS
>tfw you'll live the day to see Braun and Ryback Main Event Wrestlemania for the WWEWHC
>>953643
ARE
GONNA
>>953642
MY DICK GOES UP
>>953624
Maybe a two parter. being Daniel Bryans journey through WMXXX in his two matches.
or maybe sasha/bayley. either of them.
>>953639
So does that make the woodflippers face?
>>953650
Local jobbers
>>953624
Cena vs. Lesnar Extreme Rules 2012 is a perfect match.
>>953624
Sami Zayn vs Cesaro at NXT Arrival.
People say Cena vs Punk but you'd need to see everything beforehand.
Zayn vs Cesaro condensed the entire affair into the confines of the match strictly and was a 5 star match
>>953645
NAZIS
>>953652
If /wwe/ are heel and /asp/ies are local jobbers, who's the face?
>>953659
AND
>>953662
GODS
>>953661
Hiro.
But nobody likes him anyway and he's a shitty forced push.
>>953655
My my
>>953611
Kofi was funny before New Day, he just didn't do it so much since he had to sell the whole I'M A FLIPPY JAMAICAN-USED TO BE
MARYSE IS A FUCKING GODDESS
>>953668
>yfw mods are the usos and gook is roman
the commentary on WK10 is so bad, might as well just watch the japanese one
>>953661
reddit wrasslefags are white meat babyfaces
>"you can't insult m'lady wrestlers!"
>"haitch was racist in that promo!"
>"i respect all wrestlers regardless of skill"
>"don't pirate wrestling, you're stealing from wwe!"
>>953673
/wwe/ confirmed for based Haitch
>best match this era was on a raw and involved John Cena
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxtqta_john-cena-vs-cm-punk-wwe-raw-25th-feb-2013_sport
Fastlane Predictions:
>Dean vs Roman vs Bork
Winner: Roman after Bork is attacked by le spooky swamp men
>Kalisto vs Alberto for the U.S. Championship
Winner: Kalisto
>Charlotte vs Brie for the Divas Championship
Winner: Charlotte after Ric shenanigans
>Kevin Owens vs Dolph
Winner: Kevin Owens
>Beeg vs Braun
Winner: Braun
>Becky and Sasha vs Tamina and Naomi
Winners: Becky and Pancake Ass
>New Day vs Usos for the Tag Team Championships
Winners: New Day after Xaviar shenanigans
MIZ SHOULD TAKE THE IC FROM DEANETTY AT MANIA
>>953679
Correct on all accounts. God, how predictable is WWE?
>>953678
Cena is really good so idk why that would be an issue. Infact most of the best matches of this era contain him.
>>953679
AJ will have a match
>>953688
Forgot about that
>AJ Styles vs Cool Dad
Winner: AJ
>>953690
I miss it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9-N5KOFXhY
my ryback scares pedofile and is 60x wwe champ
cm punk is 60x crybabby jobber
we dont actually hate john cena its just a meme bait for underage edgy
>>953679
I feel like even Vince is getting sick of seeing hip hop samoans vs. funny black guys, maybe they'll face outcasts.
>>953696
I'd like to see Harper & Rowan win the belts like they were supposed to in the summer
>>953540
>>953541
>>953542
>>953543
>>953545
>>953550
I fucking love you people.
why doesn't anyone have signature matches anymore?
>taker had hell in a cell and buried alive
>kane had casket matches
>edge & christian and hardyz both had TLC
>mankind had boiler room brawl
>hardyz and edge and christian had TLC
>four horsemen had wargames until it just became general WCW
It was cool to have that stuff.
Wyatts should get one if anyone does in my opinion.
>>953709
I could see haitch pulling the hell in a cell card for mania.
>>953709
Swamp match?
in4bliss
>>953709
Cena has I quit
>>953714
Hola ratto
>>953714
hola rata
Cena has last man standing
>>953714
Hello, rato!
>>953718
That's BEEG's match
Cena got championship matches
>>953714
greetings rato
>>953714
ayy rato
>>953718
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22I_Quit%22_match#Participant_list_2
that 100% record
>>953714
halo reto
>>953728
>tfw Roman makes him quit in the passing of the torch
>>953639
>heel
>cheating
>2016
Choose 2
>>953718
cena has I Quit matches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5wqC8bNttg
STUPID CM PUNK FAN BULLY RYBACK!!
RYBACK DESTROY CM PUNK FAN JOBBER
JOHN CENA NEVER QUITS
>>953679
Where does Dean go from here?
It's pretty obvious that this coming WM will have face champions in the end (Roman, Dean, Becketty, Usos/Jobbers and Kalisto)
>>953739
I'm assuming he will be facing someone like AJ or Jeicho for the IC title
It seems like every time I come to /asp/ theres an entirely new general, do they move that quick or does the mod just do it for free?
>>953739
Dean will retain, maybe he'll have two matches to make him look stronk.
At mania, I'm guessing AJ will face him and go over, and he'll probably win MitB and cash in on ramen for that full betrayal heat.
>>953739
>Becketty
>champ
>>953747
we mostly do it to contribute to the conquest of /asp/. also, fags do it to brag about being OP in the old general.
>>953728
>Mick Foley
>losing 2 "I Quit" matches
I find this somehow hard to believe.
>>953756
He lost to The Rock via shenanigans and then to Ric Flair when Flair was gonna rape Noelle
>>953756
18+ The Rock cheated
>>953747
The bump limit is like 300
So they. Are done real quick
>>953716
>>953717
>>953719
>>953725
>>953726
>>953729
>Mod filters "hello rato"
>Instances of dorks posting "hello rato" increase tenfold
Newfag mods don't understand how 4Chan works.
I cant wait to troll the FUCK out of MMA fags on here when Punk wins his first fight.
>>953764
Phil's gonna die pham.
>>953764
Dana is going to make Phil look really really strong
>>953749
I think MITB will be won by one of the fatties
>>953765
He's facing a guy whos had 2 fights.
>>953770
He has 0 fights
Punk is fighting Cody Rhodes.
>>953602
Those two are so fucking.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BBd5Fj1E4JA/
>>953771
>youve had less fights which means you cant win
>>953773
>manlet Joe in the background
kek
>>953774
I want baleys butt
>>953772
Cringing hard desu
>>953775
>he can beat the guy he's fighting because the guy barely has any fights
Glad we agree how retarded this reasoning is
>>953773
lol "stare down" punk literally was a good guy, came and shook his hand and smiled. makes me sad. he's a natural bad guy and i wish he'd act it all the time
What did she mean by this?
>>953781
>hes going to get destroyed because hes fighting a guy on basically the same level as himself
Yeah, you are retarded.
>>953784
THIS IS MOI HOISE
>>953784
Her butt smells like cheetoes
>>953781
>there are only two people in this thread
Come on breh
>>953774
Finn is a homosexual
>>953791
Youre homo fatty
>>953773
>Remember Cody, you gotta make Phil look strong
>You gotta make him look strong right
BAYLEY BUTT
Chris Benoit did nothing wrong.
BAYLEY BOOBS
BAYLEY TITTIES
>>953801
AHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY DUDE!! HAHAAHAH MAN, ARE YOU LIKE SOME KIND OF MEEMSTER? BRO YOUR HILARIOUS AND SHOULD GO DO STAND-UP CONEDY
BAYLEY PITS
>tfw you realise you will never be as aesthetic as John Cena but then realise you ARE John Cena
feels good
BAYLEY LEGS
BAYLEY FEET
>>953806
chill
BAYLEY LIPS
BAYLEY MOUTH
BAYLEY PENIS
BAYLEY TONGUE
>>953818
>>953624
TLC II
>>953624
Royal Rumble match 2015
BECAUSE IM THE MIZ ANDIM AWEEEEESOMEEEEE
>>953808
Based john
>>953624
Cena vs lesnar extreme rules
Sheamus vs dbry extreme rules
Cm punk vs Jericho extreme rules
Cena vs lesnar vs jasethy royal.rumble
Roman vs Cesaro WHC tourny
>>953773
>Implying he's eaten enough meat to have a man-body
>Implying he's not just being nice so he can save face when he loses his rigged match
CM Puke realized he was out of his depth. Might is right and he is a huge pussy even when it comes to fake kicks.
Can someone post Lana feet from WM31?
Face it. Cesaro would have main evented wrestlemania star with Roman if he didn't get injured
Cesaro is nothing especial you fucking swisslover cuck
Braun is fucking shit, you can just tell. He is standing awkwardly on the apron for 10 seconds waiting to get bumped off and shit.
>>953845
Hello newfag reddit self hating cuck!
>>953846
>he doesnt know about the secret training
Is he the Roman Reigns of politics?
>>953849
can Rand Paul be Cesaro
>>953602
>wrestlezone article
>raw in birgmingham (legacy arena) sold 7000
>the capacity is nearly 18k and almost 20k for concerts
Wrestlemania can still be saved
PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
Why don't the /a/ & /vp/ shitposters use Pixiv WWE fanart whenever they come visit for RAW and PPVs?
>>953850
>great choice
>never be given a run to be the top guy
>people love him but the higher ups don't
Yes
Who else here tired of seeing the Usos with their Bobby Hill upper bodies
>>953854
It's too late for them
The gamerthreads are becoming more unbearable every week
>>953854
Who's that on the left?
>>953858
me
>>953858
looks like hideo itami
>>953858
Hideo in yellow, Bayley center, Finn with le demon scarf
>>953834
>jasethy
Found the deanettyfag, jealous of the A+Player and the fact that his reddit tier wrestler will never be WHC
Anyone have the deviantart pic Bayley uses for her titantron
>>953859
Me on the right
>>953863
http://mikoti.deviantart.com/art/Bayley-411588795
>>953856
>mfw every time commentary refers to them as high flyers when they perform the most basic jump moveset and are jiggling as they fly through the air
>>953859
Me on the top
Anyone got any info?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM8czx7uzOc
Now that Finn is injured, who will replace him for the tour?
>>953871
Big corbin
>>953871
Cody Hall
>>953871
the bogeyman
>>953871
Nobody its a sprain.
>>953871
How can Roman get any more based? He is approaching John Cena levels
>favourite wrestler is Bret Hart
>favourite persons to watch on the roster is Cesaro and Sami Zayn
>rides with Jack Swagger
>would pimp out divas to random people if he had their number
>keeps kayfabe alive and puts over the belt unlike bork
>loves Japan
>plays on the Xbox one and not the psfag
>puts himself over Cena and everyone and anyone
>BTFO cm punk everytime
>tall
>fit
>>953876
She is so lame its not even funny.
>>953877
>uses tater tots as insult
>based
>>953877
But he isn't fit or he wouldn't be so insecure about showing his stomach.
>>953876
Bayley is unironically a bigger draw than Finn 'indie midget but not even the entertaining kind no charisma paint man' Balor
>>953876
why is the nxt women's title so small
>>953885
Finn never did Indies, NJPW and WWE.
>>953880
18+
>>953877
>fit
Why do you think people keeps posting Why Roman wears the vest? meme
>reading the house show results for NXT are more exciting than anything on RAW or Smackdown
L O L
>>953877
>You don't need advice from a skinny fat man to be able to look strong
>No one wants to see Punk and Ryback, let's give Ryback a new opponent
>>953890
>le 18+ maymay
Nice one.
facebook -> wwe/videos/10153518033521443/
wew
>>953885
hes not a midget hes hes 5'10 just under 6ft how tall are you?
>>953877
>based
>needs vest
>>953900
Anyone under 6'6'' is a midget by the goliath people of 4chan's standards
wtf is happening in this pic?
>>953904
Liv Morgan overreaching and trying to do a spot she probably just learned that week.
>>953904
>I HAVE KNOW IDEA
>>953895
>No one wants to see Punk and Ryback
Punk vs Ryback main eventing at HIAC 2012 drew more than the year before
https://www.facebookcom/wwe/videos/10153518033521443/
>>953853
THIS GUY GETS IT HOLY FUCK SWAGGER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE US CHAMP BY NOW AT MINIMUM.
>>953914
He was already US Champ and that reign sucked for too many reasons
>>953911
Poor Becky
>>953919
>Swagger good in LU
You are fucking dumb.
>>953919
You're telling me Swagger would be taken seriously with better booking?
I don't believe you.
>>953877
He could do some cardio + weights training
>>953919
I hope he leaves WWE and heads to LU or New Japan just a big American hoss.
>>953914
I meant since his disastrous weed the people incident.
>>953925
eventually returning getting squashed by WWE Champ Roman Reigns en route to a comedy dancing gimmick with his partner creepy curtis
>>953925
THICK
>yfw Swagger vs Cage
>>953925
He wouldn't make it in either promotion.
Swagger in WWE peaked a long time ago, if it wasn't for Tyler Breeze he'd be the one jobbing to Titus on Superstars.
>>953925
This guy is right, it's time to bolt somewhere else.
>>953756
There are a few wierd things about the list. I could believe that John "Bradshaw" Layfield would lose in an I Quit match, but JBL? I don't think so.
>>953911
Becky BTFO
>Sin Cara, who suffered a dislocated shoulder in December 2015 while wrestling Big E on Raw, returned to action at tonight's WWE live event in San Jose, CA.
Yesterday I was told to 'please have sex'.
What exactly was meant by that remark?
Has /wwe/ ever met any wrestlers? What were they like? Who were they? When did you meet them?
>>953941
Awesome.
Lucha Dragons for Tag Team Champs pls
I'm going to mark for Punk's music. When is the fight?
>>953941
That wasn't the botch though. It was Big E being stiff and grabbing him off the apron when he wasn't ready.
>>953946
Probably UFC 200 in Vegas.
Kind of works out considered it's the same place he did the promo.
>>953941
So Kalisto is losing at Fastlane
>>953944
Met Seth when he was Tyler Black back when ROH ran mass and he was ROH champ. Really nice guy, had a beer with me and my friends even.
>>953948
I saw an article recently that Dana wanted it to be at UFC 199
I'm autistic, fat, and a virgin how do can i improve my life? Yes, my favorite wrestlers are Kevin Owens, Cesaro, Aj styles and Cm punk. I want to be apart of your guys group and like John Cena. Can you people tell me how to get laid?
>>953953
Lose weight
>>953952
Dana is smart enough not to book the fight on a throwaway show.
People won't remember 199. They'll remember 200 and have at least one big draw that night.
>>953954
Yes i know that but how?
>>953953
Lose weight and then talk to a girl in some easy situation like school/work/tinder
>>953944
met roman at an airport hes fucking awesome
>>953953
Lose weight, and I'm not even meme'ing. Once you are a healthy weight, assuming you already know how to interact normally with people, you will gain new found confidence, where your normal interactions will have even better effects on the people you meet. Happened to me.
>>953959
Did he sign anything?
>>953944
I saw Kevin Owens at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Met Dean at a train station, hes fucking awesome
>>953953
You want to go to /b/. /b/ has regular WWE threads which are filled with normal wrestling fans who like cool wrestlers such as Ryback and Roman Reigns. This place however is filled with pseudo-antismarks. They pretend to like cool wrestlers, but in reality, they're obese neckbeards who actually like AJ Styles and Daniel Bryan.
>>953959
Bullshit. Wrestlers hate it when they are at the airport
why have we never had a /wwe/ meet up? We could go to a show and put ourselves over chanting 'Please have sex' etc.
>>953968
Only Phil
>>953967
>going on /b/
Literally only underaged people go on /b/
>>953968
""""wrestlers"""" hate it, sports entertainers always love to see their fans
Are AJ and Joey Styles related?
>>953969
Because it would end up like an average gamethread.
Anyone in southern Ontario? Hamilton here. lets meet up at the Toronto PPV coming up
>>953975
I'd make that face too if a neckbeard approached me
>>953977
So you're telling me seth rollins fans are all neckbeards. a+ player memers are confirmed neckbeards!!!
>>953963
Kevin wouldn't eat your filthy American chocolate.
He would only eat the far superior Canadian Mars bar.
Wait, have Roman and cena ever had a match?
Wm 33 main event
>>953975
>this is the face of the average women's "wrestling" fan
>>953978
Please have sex and don't come to the meet up or else I will kick your ass.
>>953981
They teased a staredown after Raw aired before Cena got injured.
Cena was meant to face Undertaker this year if everything was fine.
I pray it is Dean Ambrose vs Seth Rollins vs Roman Reigns, as a sort of, fuck you to the last generation, and finally see some faith in the new guys to host the show.
>>953981
No, Roman is just a trick to get Cena universally loved by beating him for the title at Summerslam.
>>953983
Post rumblr faggot.
>>953975
That's a cool horse.
>>953987
Not this year m8
>>953987
>implying they won't do that match at some point
It's better that all of them get titles to pad their win totals instead of chucking in 3-time champ Roman against 1-time champ Seth to a 0 champ Deanetty.
Balor club debut kick reigns ass!! Finn champion!
>>953994
Lose weight fat fuck
>>953996
What is this?
>>953975
Neckbeards will defend this all the whilst hating Roman for apparently being an asshole as a face.
>HHH wears a barbarian costume once again while Roman comes out with a red cape and galea
>MAGGLE THE ROMAN EMPIRE SLAYING DEM BARBARIANS
Post future Wrestelemania
Wrestlemania 35
>Roman Reigns vs Braun Strowman (c) (WWEWHC title)
>Seth Rollins vs Triple H
>Randy Orton vs Sheamus
>Eva Marie (c) vs Nia Jax (Diva's title)
>John Cena (c) vs Apollo Crews (US title)
>Ryback (c) vs Baron Corbin (IC title)
>Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows (c) vs The Usos (Tag team titles)
>Finn Balor vs Dolph Ziggler
ARMBAR winner: The Yeti
Preshow: Rusev, Kevin Owens and Samoa Joe vs Cesaro, Hideo Itami and Sami Zayn
>>953999
Smarks are retarded. Nothing new
>>953994
>Finn and Balor club destroy the main event of RAW post Mania
>Finn says its cause he was never called up to the main roster and given a fair shot to be a top guy
>Says something about "calling old friends" and Gallows and Anderson come out
>Destroy everyone in the main event
>RAW ends with too sweets all around for the Balor Club
Would be dope.
>>953983
Oh, I'll be at your meet-up, cuck. You won't see me coming but you'll damn well know when I'm there.
>>953999
Roman isn't an asshole as a face, he doesn't give a shit about smarks and their opinions
BMJ is pretty much the same
>>954002
>venue: a high school gymnasium in connecticut
>>954008
good lord can she get facial surgery, looks great from behind