Word has it that they did that Rusev sketch because Lana has backstage heat again.
>everyone is injured or already buried by Cena
Who's Reigns gonna face post WM32, assuming if he's champ after?
>>927594
I dont like bully rock
>>927594
she yelled at Rusev at the airport and vince didn't like that he didn't stand up for himself/control his bitch
>>927601
More like Vince is just a jealous old faggot who's envious one of his wrestlers is banging a 10/10 Venezuelan broad.
>>927597
Trips again and Trips will go over again.
>>927597
I'm not a regular here but the last thread just hit bump limit.
like, it's still on page 1.
maybe it's because the generals I hang out in on other boards usually just stay in one place until they're on page 7 or 8 or something but it feels like you're all jumping the gun a bit
>>927591
>>927590
Real threads bro-bros.
>>927608
We only get 300 posts because Hiroshima won't change our limit from the old default
>>927608
We're asserting our dominance over the board.
>>927609
This one we're in was created the earlier you fucking idiot, you know the rules
WE ARE THE NATION
>>927608
Shut the fuck up, faggot.
I hope to god one day Roman Reigns pops out his shoulder doing his faggot ass I COCK DIS HERE FIST AND SUPER MAN PAWNCH
>>927601
I honestly don't blame RuRu for not doing anything with how it is these days. For all we know he could've been labeled as an abusive husband and punished even more severely so WWE wouldn't look bad.
>>927613
>listening to christian rock
>>927612
I bet you prefer Booman Rates to Bryan Danielson you mark.
>>927615
Only weak indy midgets like Samir Zayn do that to themselves
>>927618
>Bryan Danielson
It's Daniel Bryan.
You never watched a Bryan Danielson match, pls stop.
>>927609
>no replies in either
>meanwhile this thread already has 20+ replies
survival of the fittest nigga
>>927621
Fuck off Bretcuck
>>927608
it's a fish
>>927620
And Orton, who rekt his shoulder by pounding the mat
>>927621
>>927609
>4 autists make generals before the bump limit is reached because they need to feel like they did something important
>b-but why aren't you guys using m-my thread
Jesus its like when we were on /sp/ only we don't have active mods to clean up the losers.
>>927597
same fucking people whenever there is a face champion: kane, big show, and i guess triple h if he wants to get his win back
>>927623
Are you doubting my ring psychology?
Rusev is so butthurt on twitter about the reports of lana having heat
>>927635
MUH DAVE MELTZER
MUH SMARK ATTITUDE ABOUT KNOWING EVERYTHING
>>927631
>if
>>927621
>bretcuck
>cucked by swagsuke
>cucked by rusevcuck
It just get's worse for you, m8.
>>927630
> we
Why have you started tripfagging if you were a OG regular
>>927631
>Big Show
He had a fucking midcard feud with him LAST YEAR
>Kane
Same for him.
>HHH
No, if HHH keeps being booked in matches, he's gonna end up throwing out his hip one of these days.
>rushing to make a new thread on this board
>>927641
I just got some friends who are into wrestling to start coming here. Im abroad so we can't text and shit.
>>927644
>MizGOAT will never main event Wrestlemania again
feels bad man
>>927644
Can you imagine /asp/ as an entire audience at a WWE show?
>>927643
yeah and the cosmic ballet goes on and on. there aren't many big heels in this company
>>927644
trying to hit that 2000 before mania
>>927640
> get's
At least im not a dribbling americuck. Did one of your overhanging wrist rolls accidentally hit the apostrophe button or are you just stupid m8?
>>927588
*tips fedjawa
>>927651
Yeah because Cena buried them all. Rusev and Wyatt could've been decent heels for him to work with.
>>927653
>encouraging shitposting
Who yanoposter here?
>>927618
Roman Reigns can actually wrestle without concussing himself on throwaway Smackdowns, so it's understandable.
>>927646
Why would you do that?
Ive noticed an influx of shit mark opinions lately, im blaming you
>>927661
>Reigns
>can actually wrestle
>wrestle
>Reigns
>>927650
>stadium is all tarped off since there's 80 of us on a good day
>commentary team murdered on their way down the ramp
>random signs with smug anime girls and pokemans
>people try to start chants and are countered with FULL SAIL SUCKS
>somebody says >implying and gets the biggest pop of the night
>>927665
Yeah... a few of them were hhh shitposting. Sorry about that
>>927667
>divas match
>half the audience is shooting jizz into the ring and the other half is screaming for their waifu to come out instead
>>927666
Have sex
>>927667
>pokefaggots having literal gay sex under the ring
>>927661
It's sad that there's people actually WANT him to concuss himself. But Reigns isn't some frail midget goat, he actually is a guy that has main eventer potential.
>>927674
>WE WANT FEET chant
>>927649
He should have stolen the Rumble.
Rewatching Owens v Cena at Elimination Chamber, jesus fucking christ Cena talks so loud
>>927674
>1/3 is masturbating 1/3 screams for their favourite diva to come out 1/3 chants BOOOOORING
>>927667
>an actual gorilla wearing 5XL Ryback merch at ringside
>marks the fuck out to FEED ME MORE
>stampedes to the locker room and attacks Brock
>Main event of the night is declared to be 1 Gorilla vs 10 Brock Lesnars
>>927690
Because he, a top guy mind you, is in the ring with someone who's new and green.
>>927694
But is it a silverback gorilla?
>>927695
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 15 YEARS
YOU DON'T GET TO GIVE ME ADVICE, GOT IT?
>>927656
the rusev situation bums me out the most, he plays a great heel character but he's constantly made to look like a total geek.
>>927700
Except Owens is not doing it in front of like 100 people on some indie stage, it's in front of THOUSANDS of people on the BIG stage.
>>927694
THE GREATEST DEBATE OF ALL TIME
>>927690
He is just telling Owens how fat he is.
>>927702
On a live PPV mind you, with millions watching.
I wish Lesnar would grow his beard back. Looks badass as fuck.
>>927703
1 Gorilla couldn't beat 10 co-ordinated Brocks.
If the Brocks are smart they win.
>>927709
>If the Brocks are smart they win.
>If the Brocks are smart
>If
Most underrated guy in the business
>>927709
inb4 someone starts talking about how Gorillas have godlike powers
>Playing WWE 2K16
>Rusev is billed from Bulgaria in game
>Still carries the Russian flag anyway
Bravo 2k
>>927711
>Katsuyori
What's this weeaboo shit?
>>927714
Not only do those yukes games suck ass but they're also outdated by almost a year when they come out
>>927711
Literally (LITERALLY) who?
![LA970Kr[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/0AxwhnI.gif "LA970Kr[1].gif")
>>927719
>>927715
Japanese Cesaro if Cesaro was good
>>927711
Shibata's largely unknown outside of Japan, but hardly anyone looks at his work and says, "nothing special".
>>927716
They usually suck because of the short ass development time (like 10 months) but I guess it's necessary to prevent the games from being really outdated, though as you said they fail at preventing it anyway.
>>927722
>if Cesaro was good
>>927711
Does a better GTS than Itami and Punk
>>927727
Cesaro got neutered in WWE
Outlaw Cesaro was great
>>927731
Remember when he had hair?
>>927731
I wonder if the cartel found Generico and Steen, I don't think those Mexican orphans are ready to fight yet.
>>927722
>copying Balor's moves
lol?
>>927731
Who's the generic masked jobber?
>>927741
That's AJ Styles, he wore a mask in the indies sometimes.
>>927741
El Generico, he's training orphans in Mexico.
>>927714
these games are shit but I love playing them anyway
>AMBROSE WITH THE WACKYLINE
>>927748
That rebound closeline needs to stop.
>>927748
It's Wacky Lime
>>927751
It's the Wackeel-ine, a tribute to the tribe he descended from
>>927745
Don't try the hard stuff, then.
>>927744
I believe Generico got gunned down by the cartel.
>>927649
>again
How did Vince think it was oke for miz to main event, and then go on to not make him a star
>>927731
OLEEEEEE OLE OLE OLE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>927760
Having Miz be able to say he was at one point champion makes a lot of sense for his character and adds a lot to it. Having him actually be the face of the company doesn't make sense.
>>927762
I fucking hate that chant, and I don't even have to see a match to know that THIS is the only reason Zayn is over.
>>927731
tfw Sami buried El Generico on NXT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnD1iJ1Z6gg
>>927661
>Roman Reigns can actually wrestle
>Roman
>Wrestling
Rusev isnt even that good anyway, and looks fat. Rather watch big show tbqh
>>927766
I hope you're used to it, because it's coming up to the main roster with him
>>927731
>Cesaro got neutered in WWE
No, he neutered himself. He's on a big stage, he can't show any signs of unprofessional indie bullshit on it. Even then, he's still good in the ring.
I'm tired of this argument of WWE "watering" down indie guys when it's probably the wrestlers themselves that's doing it.
>>927773
I hope he injures himself whilst dancing to the again.
>>927778
Calm down edgelord
I get that the Uso's are boring samoan super cena's but honestly, I don't think they've ever failed to deliver in a PPV match.
So how do you fix them. I still can't even tell which one is Jey or Jimmy
>>927772
>>927784
Samoan World Order.
>>927780
Seriously, if you're getting injured DURING YOUR FUCKING ENTRANCE, just stop wrestling.
>>927731
Newsflash
Everyone gets neutered in the WWE
>>927759
Steen confirmed that Generico faked his death and both Steen and Generico are hiding out somewhere.
>>927789
That gif is always making me feel weird, how fucking close that was
>>927790
The plot thickens....
>>927791
>muh subjective ratings!
Darren and Goldust should form a tag team named The Gay Community honestly lads
>tfw rewatching Cena vs. Punk at MITB
We had it so good lads
>>927711
This guy is friggin brutal to watch. Him and Ishii have the best chemistry.
Best entrance music too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRH3FOniS_4
>>927791
Exactly, but everyone hates them and thinks that their overrated Sami Zayn can put on a better PPV.
>>927797
Chortle chortle
>>927790
I heard Generico got caught up with a Mexican Drug Cartel
>>927801
Hell yeah
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kxvit_katsuyori-shibata-vs-tomohiro-ishii-njpw-wrestle-kingdom-10_sport
Reminds me of the Luke Harper/Dean Ambrose matches from DGUSA when they were kicking chairs into each other's faces and such
The fact that WM is in Dallas and Stone Cold is not involved someway yet is complete bullshit
>Brock Lesnar taking the Wackyline
>>927808
He was, rumor has it that Generico managed to seduce the boss' wife.
>>927814
He will probably open wm just like 30
>>927814
>supposedly THE BIGGEST WRESTLEMANIA
>the card right now looks completely weak and could look even worse if any major star gets injuried (and that will surely happen soon)
at this point I'd just call up every veteran from NXT honestly
>>927814
I'm sure he can take or leave WWE at this point.
>>927820
>Vince's fw Takeover Dallas will totally BTFO WM32
>>927813
This match was even better with the Japanese commentary screaming their lungs out at the climax of the fight near the end. Just so intense.
>>927827
Takeover card looks way better than anything WWE can shit out at this point
this is hilarious, I bet Haitch feels superior every time he wakes up in the morning and looks in the mirror
>smarks love me and shit on Vince, this is great
>>927800
>mfw the crowd literally cheering "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE" at Cena
Jesus christ what a PPV
>>927827
You realise Vince owns NXT too right?
>>927827
why would he care? its more money going to his company
>>927833
>implying the full failers will ever acknowledge that
It's Triple H's in every way but legally at this point
>>927830
>I bet Haitch feels superior every time he wakes up in the morning and looks in the mirror
this would happen regardless of any other factors
>>927835
Because he Flag-ship company product sucks ass.
>>927827
>based haitch XD
How long until Hunter completely flips the bird to Full Sail cucks and takes NXT on the road full time?
>>927835
Because if marks gave half as much of a shit about 32's card as smarks give about Takeover's card he'd be able to make a fuckload more money.
>>927813
The Shibata vs Ishii match at Wrestle Kingdom 10 to me, in many ways, was a lot like the Hitman vs Austin match at Wrestlemania 13. Undertaker vs Sid got top billing on the card, but it was the no holds barred match that really stole the show. That's what this Shibata/Ishii fight reminded me a lot of. It wasn't even a wrestling match, just a brutal fight that was hard to come down off of after it was over, and you're wondering how the hell is the next match going to match that intensity.
>>927839
Why on earth would you assume Vince holds the same opinion as yourself?
>>927827
>no Cena
>no Fella
>no Rollins
>Undertaker is old as fuck and will die any moinute now
>possibly no Sting
>no Orton
I expect Vince will commit Sakura live on Monday night Raw if by any chance Roman Reigns gets injured
Can anyone explain to me how the Miz went from being a Wrestlemania main-eventing world champion to a comedy jobber?
>>927852
not roided enough and not samoan enough
>>927852
He's not just a world champion, he's also a modern day grand slam champion, he's held every title in WWE. (minus Divas hurrr)
>>927851
>I expect Vince will commit Sakura live
The way it's going the Main Event is gonna be a live playthrough of Sakura Trick by Vince and Roman.
>>927852
He's mediocre in the ring
>>927827
Oh boy, it's like Summerslam 2015 all over again!
Since Neville is the man the gravity forgot, is Owens the man the gravity will never forget?
>>927845
Honestly Shibata sold me on watching more NJPW more than Nakamura or Okada. He's the exact kind of wrestler I love.
I can see shades of Austin in him but I'm not sure if he's an actual influence or not.
>>927861
Doesn't really matter with his character, though. Miz can get heat from his promos and just do weaselly stuff when it comes to matches. I understand why they haven't kept him in the main event scene, but he should have been a bit more protected (at least, booked as smart) so that he'd be available to serve as a transitional champion when they need him.
>>927866
Kevin Owens is gravity's 9/11
ryback wwe whc
cm puke puny botch champion
my ryback is a legend
>>927873
STUPID
*bangs head*
I am shocked and appalled why WWE won't clear Daniel Bryan who is blind is one eye, deaf in one ear, has had upwards of 300 concussions of varying degrees of severity many of which went undiagnosed or unreported, and was capable of gaining an intolerance to SOY.
I miss edge:/
>>927882
watch his show
>>927880
I know right, Daniel Bryan went to SEVERAL street shamans who gave him a strict deep tissue garlic massage regiment and WWE wont clear him because "real" "doctors" say it's not "safe" to wrestle with "concussions"
HE'S FAT
>>927897
>only 1 person could possibly make fun of cryin bryan for being a hippie that doesn't know what a real doctor is
>>927902
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BEAT UP PROPERLY
I WANNA FUCKING DIE
>>927902
GET MY BAGS
GET MY BAAAAGS
I can't decide what I love more; Steiner posting or maggle posting.
/wwe/ has pretty dank memes desu.
>>927903
No but only one person could be so boring at it
Say my name
>>927587
AJ THEME is out
As expected, is shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE9ydolPum8&feature=youtu.be
>>927928
Prince Jobber
>>927928
Literally Who
>>927928
Developmental Regret
>>927928
Five Years Wasted
>>927928
didn't bottom well enough
>>927936
>people still think five years in developmental is a particularly long time
For a guy his age who started at the age he did it's not tbqh
>>927929
Aahahha holy shit, this sounds like complete ass when not played in an arena. I guess that's expected, not many themes are actually good songs.
>>927929
>We some Southern boys
>With the farmer strength
>Ain't nobody man enough to feel the pain
>And you could be next
>You better give respect
>'Cause ain't nobody breakin' this redneck.
Bravo
10/10 lyrics
I'M THE BEST IN THE WOOOOORLD
>>927928
Had a Shitty Finisher, traded it for another
Oh, well, it's too long.
>>927929
>YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP
I gotta say, this shit sounded a lot hyper at the RR. Kinda disappointing.
>>927841
would be too expensive and not enough people watch NXT to get even a fraction of Raw ticket buys
probably 90% of the people who buy tickets to raw barely follow wrestling news on the internet
the network hovers around 1 million subscriptions, I imagine maybe 25% of those actually watch NXT Takeovers
>>927929
New Japan theme was way fucking better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfIo7xL0JnU
>>927951
>black guy rapping about having farmer strength
will Cesar visit Sheamus in the hospital?
>>927951
>We some Southern boys
>With the farmer strength
>'Cause ain't nobody breakin' this redneck
uuugghh...
>>927951
>people are surprised a theme song for a Georgia boy with a heavy accent talks about him being from the South
>>927929
>this is literally WWE doing an ANDY ORGAN of a DMX song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIH28G2YRo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIoKw_h_4nw
>>927993
18+
Absolute underage fuck
>watching Spectre
>Big Dave just showed up
>forgot he was in the movie
pleasantly surprised
>>928009
I HATE YOU BATISTA
>>928009
He has no lines and is still the best part of the movie.
>>927929
They should REALLY have went with Evil Ways
>>927929
I a-actually like this
>>928011
Basketballs don't hold grudges
>>927929
Another cfo$ classic
And by classic I mean shit tier garbage shit
>>928020
>tfw I actually like this
AJ riding a pickup into the ring just like ADR did with his limo when?
>>927713
A gayass chimp has the strength of five full grown men, or one and a half Bork Lazers. Imagine how strong a gorilla is in comparison to a chimp.
>>928024
>Blue truck with white racing stripes, a lift kit, mudding tires, and the P1 Logo on the doors
>>928029
>Pretending to be non-white in a WWE general
Nice try whitey
>>928031
black smarks are probably rarer than black weebs
>>928014
>AJ comes out at the Rumble
>acts Heelish
>Evil Ways
>wears his Heelish attire
>following night
>Haitch announces him as the Authority's new boy
>"I myself authored this signing, yadda yadda, he's our enforcer, anybody who wants me goes through him"
>basically setting him up as a guy to act in Haitch's absence
>Haitch beats up Roman at some point
>AJ comes out
>Haitch looks jubilant
>his boy has come to help him
>attacks Haitch
>helps Roman up
>attacks Roman
>Lone Wolf AJ gives no fucks and breaks millions of necks
I'd mark tbqh
>>928034
>rarer than black weebs
Mate most of the faggots reviewing anime on youtube are black.
>>927965
Do you have any idea how often nxt shows sell out? Nearly every one
>that feel when no qt gf to watch wrestling with
>>928029
Hey man, I listen to hip-hop too like Madlib, People Under the Stairs, Binary Star, etc. But that AJ song is hot garbage. CF0$ can't into hip-hop producing.
Big Macs is superior:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-vLcF0C-Bc
Is there even a SINGLE memorable promo Daniel Bryan has cut, post Team Hell No?
>>928029
t. CFO$
>hey we should think about lyrics for that AJ song
>yeah he'll stare at Roman for a while
>uhh
>yeah let's go with the amount of titles fans want Roman to hold
>>928035
>loner aj
Gay as fuck fuck off back to running TNA dixie, cunt.
>>928041
>Tfw ask qt out and she politely rejects me
>>928044
the one where he grinned like a fucking faggot and said "YES YES YES" a lot was pretty good
>>927977
He visited Cena, so why not?
>>928040
>Brooklyn
>was a takeover
>Summerslam was next night
>London
>was a takeover
>Brits always come close to selling out
>other non-takeover events
>usually in halls that hold 400 people
I'm saying if NXT travelled like Raw/SD they would probably sell 1-2k tickets
sales would be worse than smackdown because it's not the "WWE" brand. Hell half the people going to shows are kids who just want to see Cena.
>>928047
lets go with the amount of girls who you have had sex with
>>928051
But that's every fucking promo he did, and again it involves the "Yes!" chant.
>>928054
Smackdown sucks lmfao
>>928035
This would probably ensure that Roman got a bigger pop than AJ.
>>928044
His promos against Cena were good
>>928058
dem glasses
>>928058
>post yfw Cesaro visits all his boys when they get injured
>yfw none of them are visiting him
>>928060
Smackdown hasn't been good since Edge left.
Aj styles will probably get injured soon if he's working smackdowns as well as raws. Probably injured before wrestlemania
>>928067
Christian*
>>928065
>implying Cena won't visit him on behalf of the Make-A-Wish Foundation
>tfw they don't want none
>>928068
He's already working through a back injury. So he'll probably get hurt again.
>>928076
I'LL SEE YOU IN THE RING, FAGGOT
>>928067
Ranallos commentary turned it into a watchable show overnight.
>I'm marking for a commentator. In 2016.
>>928079
His commentary sucks he sounds like he's from the 30s
18+ and 90-
>WWE Five Things
>Their most recent one had Kelly Kelly in it
Goddamn I forgot how ridiculously hot she was, I bet Test ate her out like she was a pizza in a hotel room
>>927977
he's injured?
>>928092
broke his arm or something
>>928092
He broke his arm celebrating his birthday
So who will be the man to break this redneck?
>>928094
How. Does that happen
>>928096
Whoever uses AJ's Styles Clash against him.
>tfw played AJs theme about 10 times in a row and can't get enough of it
>>928092
Pentagon jr broke his arm.
>>928100
HE'S OIRISH FELLA
IF YER OIRISH AND YA DONT BREAK AN EHRM ER LEG ON YER BIRFDEY YER NOT A TRUE OIRISHMAN
>>928107
Yeah, but why didn't he do the smart thing and break someone else's arm or leg.
>inb4 he's not scottish
in4bliss
SMACKDOWN IS ON!!!
>This Rumble recap
>Piping cheers for Roman's return super late into the match
Will they ever change?
Everyone is injured. Put the all the titles on Chris Jerigoat
>>928112
Some people become destructive when drunk. I have a friend who often decides to get himself hurt in different places and in some really weird situations.
Fucking idiot though
Post wrestling opinions that this person would have
