>mfw literally no other threads matter on /asp/ but us
I miss the time when RVD's best days seemed ahead of him
First for BIG GOLD
>>879775
>Implying Heath Slater General doesnt matter.
>>879779
then he got busted for pot and pills with sabu at the border.
>>879775
>mfw they come to our threads to whine about us as if we care
Who's ready for the one true GOAT to win the Rumble?
>>879785
>>879774
he literally had to dumb it down for all the rednecks out there, he came from a highly educated university after all.
>>879783
...that was the implication, yes
What was the last quality match RVD had?
vs. Neville?
Is Total Divas scripted?
>>879793
It's an E! reality show about WWE
The only way it could be faker is if Nikki & Eva Marie got even more plastic surgery
>>879793
yes, they do some stuff specially for total divas, other is just stuff they film, and sometimes they re-enact funny stories.
>>879793
Its scripted like how the attitude era and ra used to be scripted. Thats why its so good.
>>879797
Total Divas is good?
>>879799
Its literally the best programming wwe has put out for years.
>>879793
No way dude, everything that happens on there is real. The camera guys have to be really slick about it.
>>879801
> NXT
> Swerved
> Breaking Ground
> literally fucking anything
Stop.
>>879803
>MemeXT
>good
>>879803
Who even fucking are you? Please go away
>>879806
> /wwe/ shitter
I can understand why a good wrestling product is strange and frightening to you
>>879801
Do you let your boyfriend paint your toenails for you?
>>879808
> Total Divas
gb 2 Tumblr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XUSva8muAU
>Kevin Owens crashes WWE NXT Milwaukee, rekindling his feud with Sami Zayn
>mfw KO vs Zayn for the IC title at WM doesn't happen
>>879809
>3 squash matches and only the main event is watchable
>good wrestling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJh_rHY5-oY
So. This explains why Dolph is being buried.
Also I like how the music changes when Cena tilts his head.
>>879813
Better than 3+ hours of unwatchable garbage innit?
>>879809
this is /asp/ for you. they don't want the product to do well.
>>879812
How long are they going to milk this shit? These two faggots are only relevant when they are feuding with each other.
When will they stop with this unicorn shit?
I'm completely okay with their positivity mantra provided it isn't filthy with weeaboo faggotry
>>879812
That match doesn't need to be for the IC Title
Owens doesn't need that albatross at all
>>879809
>>879810
>>879811
>cucked /asp/ies having to post in our thread because literally noone posted on this board before us
Cuck
>>879812
would drive the smarks at wrestlemania crazy for sure.
>>879816
>implying I watch Monday Nyquil
>>879806
you're right, NXT is fucking great.
>>879812
>2016 people still filming like this
>>879817
> product that gives the fans what they want and sells out thousands of seats in minutes purely off the strength of the brand
How terrible.
Obviously Vince's strategy of making Reigns look really, really strong while getting RECORD LOW RATINGS is better
>>879824
but you will watch Total Divas right? my sides
>>879815
can someone make a webm of when john moves his head?
or gif
>>879775
Who has two thumbs and gold on each shoulder?
>>879819
Why, it's as if they're heels or something!
>>879775
fuck dude, I only come here for pro wrestlin and even I want to kick /wwe/ ass.
>Roman reign push is off the chart
>RR is focused on him
>sheamus is weak as fuck now because of roman
end this
>>879828
Who said I watch that shit? I never watch any of WWE's reality show shit.
>>879822
So...literally EVERYBODY in the WrestleMania crowd?
>>879815
Yeah he's being buried because of a scripted total divas angle.
You got it there chump.
>>879815
Wow fuck Dolp for trying to cuck CENA
>>879813
Where as Raw is 30 minutes of interrupted matches that happened last week and will happen again on Smackdown, 30 minutes of promos that go nowhere, an hour and a half of adverts, recaps and shilling, and half an hour of predictable 6+ tag team main event, with 0 minutes of actual storylines.
It's actually so rare that we get any sort of real character or story development on Raw that when we do, it instantly becomes an above average episode.
>>879821
>Implying I'm an aspie
>Implying I haven't made fun of you before even while we were on /sp/ for liveblogging total divas alone in the thread
>>879832
me too desu
I miss /sp/
/wwe/ was GOAT around the rumble last year, the shitposting was something to behold
>tfw you will never watch BMJ revive his career and capture the hearts of the hundreds of posters
>tfw sweden still makes threads on /sp/
>>879833
Sheamus has a weirdly fluctuating power level
He jobbed clean to Ziggler in his first big match this year, but he also got to kick out of the MemeKO and beat Orton clean
And then Reigns kicked out of 2 Brogue Kicks
>>879833
>yfw they pull a fast one on us and let Shaemus win the RR
>>879835
except me and the sponsors.
>>879836
>Yeah he's being buried because of a scripted total divas angle.
He lost against the social outcasts.
>>879834
k cool, don't replying to me again
>>879846
Not cause of a scripted reality show on E!
He got paid to be part of that, and that happened while he was still "dating" Lana.
>>879845
> implying you're going to Mania
> implying sponsors
Owens merch has been flying off the shelves ya mook.
It's 2016. This whole "only guys Vince likes draw" claim has been proven laughably false again and again.
Zayn/Owens is money. Catch up or be left behind.
>>879819
I would shitposr you with mlp if it didn't get me a ban
>>879833
>>sheamus is weak as fuck now because of roman
>While Owens looks strong as fuck because of Roman.
Poor fella in booking hell.
When will this glorious beast make his NXT TV debut, anons?
>>879847
Sure thing, faggot.
>>879849
> implying you're going to Mania
i am, got my seats during the general sale.
>Owens merch has been flying off the shelves ya mook.
was, havent seen much lately.
>Zayn/Owens is money.
it was interesting in NXT , how it will be on the main roster no clue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGGOzob7z50
>that like bar
>wwe will assume they're working everyone when it's just people hating bad writing
>>879853
Agreed. Literally begging Vince to debut him even if it's to be thrown out by the Big Dog. I liked when Rusev showed up at the Rumble 2 years ago.
>>879848
>mad Dolph will end up as the next Great Khali
Cheer up. :)
>>879853
How have they kept this guy a secret from Vince? He'd be WWEWHC by now otherwise.
>>879857
I haven't heard a boo this long for so long.
>>879855
>was, havent seen much lately.
http://shop.wwe.com/T-Shirts-Tops/tshirts,default,sc.html?srule=best_sellers&start=0&sz=60
>>879850
>/asp/
>banned
kek
>>879860
He's a foreigner
Vince will be so conflicted
Why don't WWE bother to write storylines anymore? Every single feud is the same:
>heel interrupts face promo
>back and forth trash talking
>heel interrupts faces match for DQ finish
>face saves another face after heel beats on him after their match
>heel sits on commentary for face's match, beats on him after the match, face from last week makes the save
>face sits on commentary during heel's match, distraction finish
>cue the PPV
>new feuds begin the next night on Raw in the exact same way
There is never an ounce of emotion conveyed or rhyme or reason to the booking. Just to guys thrown together in the same formula to see how they wrestle. I miss when almost every single wrestler, from the top to the bottom of the card, was involved in a real angle with a real plot. Today it's entirely in-ring promos which go nowhere. The last real story I remember other than Reigns was Ziggler vs Rusev, which was months ago and was also complete dog shit which went nowhere.
>>879800
>>879857
> Kalisto rocking Fénix colours
BASED
>>879861
So you never watch Smackdown?
>>879860
Brb tweeting him these pics ;)
>>879865
Because the WWE is terrible and Vince is unfit to lead his company
>>879861
> nobody in the crowd is visibly reaction
lolWWE
ALBERTO CERO CALOR
>>879858
Look at his posture. He looks like a fucking boss in the ring.
>>879870
>Vince is unfit to lead his company
And your neckbeard self is?
>>879862
>Balor selling more than Roman
>Roman being this much of a B+ player
State of Roman as a whole desu.
>>879873
> letz c u do better
holy shit 18+
When you are literally in a business where customers have a direct line to tell you what they want, and you openly spite them by telling them they should want something else instead, you shouldn't be in business.
RECORD
LOW
RATINGS
>there are Australians ITT right now
>>879872
Guy clearly has natural aptitude + athleticism:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdRQmjgdZlI
Gable vs Constantine soon pls
>>879862
Why isn't he on the main line up yet
>>879865
Lack of creativity
>>879875
But that's wrong you retard. The man has made questionable decisions while running the company but he has stuck to a formula that works. The things you like about pro-wrestling are likely cause of things he thought of and implemented.
You being a retard and a critic doesn't mean you're fit for the job. And no WWE isn't about appeasing the vocal minority, which is what you are, you can whine all you want about Roman Reigns or John Cena but the people who actually buy his merch and go to the shows, those are the paying customers, not someone who whines all day about the booking, thinks about "work rate" and says NJPW is better.
You know nothing you dumb smark.
>>879857
this was such a good match
too bad all it really did was get me hype for meme underground
>>879882
>the people who actually buy his merch and go to the shows, those are the paying customers
But Vince ignores them. They try to tell the live audience how to behave and who to like. They deliberately push Cena merchandise, sometimes selling it almost exclusively, when other wrestlers begin to sell more.
>>879882
Oh, wow. An anti-smark cucktrarian. How exciting.
You can make whatever pathetic appeals-to-authority you like, doesn't change the fact that Vince's "formula" has been shrinking his audience for 15 years straight.
>The things you like about pro-wrestling are likely cause of things he thought of and implemented.
But I'm not a /wwe/ babby
>>879857
>This passionate commentary
Makes me want to watch Smackdown now but I just can't, it'd be great if this new guy was on RAW so I didn't have to hear Michael Cole say "OH WHAT A MANEUVER!" and not know what moves are.
>>879792
>...that was the implication, yes
>implication
>admitted by both men
>>879889
Yeah you're an idiot who watches outlaw wrestling and think it's the best thing ever watching people who weigh 100 lbs give each other tombstones.
Idiot.
>>879894
> this petulant salt
This week's RAW was down over HALF A MILLION viewers from last year's equivalent
> V-Vince is a ge-genius, g-guys
18+
The authority should literally delay the wrestlemania to get major heat for once also because they literally have no wm worthy card.
>>879896
>I'm not a /wwe/ shitter
>Uses /wwe/ memes
Back to reddit you cuckold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr9Mp7IYkE4
http://www.pwmania.com/tna-signs-another-former-wwe-tough-enough-contestant
Apparently TNA signed Gabi from Tough Enough, lmao.
>>879899
Judging by the state of your WWE shilling, seems like you'd be right at home on plebbit
>>879901
Is she the Aussie slut?
>>879902
>Posts in a thread he doesn't like
>Is a whiny manchild
Wootist detected
>>879898
it's really sad that cena is dead
>>879905
Any time you wanna post something that isn't complete shit go right ahead.
Or do you need Vince's permission first?
>>879908
You first cuck boy.
>Hurr Vince sucks balls
Why don't you go start your own successful pro-wrestling empire full of people who wrestle in basketball shorts then you genius? You're yet to actually make any valid points.
>>879910
I like the part where you're such a dumb McMahon cuck that you do something after I make fun of you for already doing it.
State of McMahonlets.
>full of people who wrestle in basketball shorts then you genius?
Owens is literally the top heel in WWE
>>879904
that was GiGi
>>879910
>>Hurr Vince sucks balls
>implying he doesn't
Post promos that always make you laugh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q
>>879921
>on balance, off balance
always kek
>I am a #SocialOutcast
>>879921
https://youtu.be/YlUtvuedVC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVXG5VpoyTY
>Shane & Mr McMahon vs Shawn Michaels & God
>God gets his own entrance into the ring
What the fuck was WWF
How do you have to be so mentally insane to book this
>>879921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UG5gH_-D1s
>>879938
>tater tots
>>879938
>Stone Cold saying "What" 3 times has the crowd more pumped than anything anyone today could ever say.
>The current state of things
>>879940
i'm interested in who's fault that is
JR recruited some of the biggest stars ever guys like Rock and Brock. Heyman is credited with recruiting Austin. Who recruited the Shield? Was tn DeMott? I feel like that sort of stuff isn't revealed until after talent personnel retire.
>>879940
It's what happens when performers are given chances to succeed instead of set-ups to fail
The current WWE creative environment would've buried Austin.
Just consider the ramifications of how fucked up that is.
>>879938
This makes me REALLY hungry
>1 beer
>2 beers
>3 beers
>A shot of whiskey
>A margarita
>A bloody marie
fuckin hell this is amazing
WHAT?
>>879937
>WWF
18+ mate
>>879942
>Who recruited the Shield?
Rollins and Deanetty were recruited by William Regal.
NOTHING MEANS NOTHING
THE CREAM ALWAYS RISES TO THE TOP
>>879948
This was during the WWF era you CENA years manchild
>>879957
18+
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m86_9WmhSDc
This was one of the best things I'd ever seen.
>>879958
*Puts you in a crippler crossface*
Time for this move to kill another child
>>879961
>I was just pretending to be retarded hehe
18+
>>879939
That tater tots bit would be hilarious coming from someone with personality and charisma. The Rock would make it magic.
Too bad Reigns is nothing like The Rock.
>>879942
I believe that all 3 of them were Laurinaitis signings
> who's fault that is
Vince.
It's ALWAYS Vince.
His insistence on doing things HIS way, rather than the way it was during his most successful era, is why the company's in the shits that it is today
>>879799
Yes. Much better than Raw or Smackdown.
>>879964
*locks it in*
No tapping out now
>>879775
> the very likely possibility of this match being better than the Royal Rumble
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jp6OlkgKkBE
State of WWE.
>>879970
Not really no
>>879970
>Getting off to female bloodsport
what's wrong with you ?
>>879973
Go watch last year's Royal Rumble mang, it was the shits
>>879942
CM Punk.
>>879976
Brock vs. Cena vs. Rollins was MOTY so I didn't hate the entire PPV, too bad we're not getting anything close to that match this year.
Who will be the surprise entrants at the Rumble this year?
>>879985
TRIPOOOOOOOOOL HAITCH
>>879985
Triple H, Daniel Bryan, AJ Styles, Big Cass (w/Enzo and Carmella ringside) and maaaaaybe a diva.
Does anyone here play wrestling manager simulators or participate in E-Feds?
>>879988
AJ Styles won't enter unless he's winning the title
>>879990
nah dude, i fuck girls.
>The New Day are in the ring
>3...2...1...BZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K07yVtzioI
>OH MY IT'S THE BEAST INCARNATE
>LOOK, LOOK, THE NEW DAY ARE TRYING TO MAKE THEIR NUMBERS ADVANTAGE COUNT
>LESNAR'S POWERING OUT
>THERE GOES BIG E. BIG E HAS BEEN ELIMINATED
>AND THERE GOES KOFI...NO WAIT HE'S HANGING ON TO BIG E...KOFI HAS NOT BEEN ELIMINATED
>3...2...1...BZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu8u5cRaUyY
>IT'S BAYLEY
>WHAT?!
>SHE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING IN THIS MATCH.
>WOODS AND KINGSTON CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>LESNAR CAN'T BELIEVE IT
>WOODS TURNS HIS ATTENTION TO THE NXT WOMEN'S CHAMPION
>BAYLEY CAUGHT HIM
>OH MY! LESNAR HAS HOLD OF KOFI!
>IT'S A SUPLEX-OFF MAGGLE
>BAYLEY AND BROCK ARE SUPLEXING THE NEW DAY OUT OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE
>BAYLEY AND THE BEAST
Would you mark?
NOTHING MEANS NOTHING OHHH YEAHHH
>Name
>Gimmick
>Finisher
>Finisher Name
>Ideal Push
>Entrance Music
>>879957
Shawn didn't return until WWE you fucking lunatic. Proven 18- never come back.
paige is worst girl
>>879957
What happened is you saw Vince in a match, saw Shane and saw Shawn and assumed Attitude era when any wrestling fan who is of age to visit this site would know Shawn was no sort of Christian during that time and that the production is way to good to be 1998 or earlier.
>>880000
REPEATING ZEROS CONFIRMS
>>880000
quads confirm. ayy.
>>880000
NOTHING MEANS NOTHING
>>879996
>giving you dank ideas you could steal
you first and I'll think about it
>>879996
>Name
The Outsider
>Gimmick
Edgy underage
>Finisher
Canadian Driver off the top rope
>Finisher Name
The Cutting Edge
>Ideal Push
All the belts all the time
>Entrance Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw
>>879993
>Women fighting men
I'd puke
>>879921
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX1l-fACxn0
always cracks me up
>>879996
>Name
Johnny Legend
>Gimmick
something between goofy heel Angle and winning streak Bo.
overly positive heel.
>Finisher
ankle lock
>Finisher Name
Leg end lock.
>Ideal Push
starts off as a Jobber who suddenly starts getting lucky wins, gets huge ego, goes back to jobbing and then into midcard comedy relief feuds.
>Entrance Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBZiW7JPC1E
>>879996
>Name
Emeritus Midnight
>Gimmick
Gothic loner
>Finisher
Triple DDT
>Finisher Name
The Threefold Thought
>Ideal Push
Taking out the Wyatt family in guerilla warfare
>Entrance Music
Bring Me To Life by Evanescence
>>879996
>Name
Nelson Creed
>Gimmick
Misunderstood genius (heel)
>Finisher
The Great Slamsby
>Finisher Name
Cartwheel Sidewalk Slam
>Ideal Push
Leader of faction
>Entrance Music
Some classical music of some kind
Hey /asp/ I haven't read a wrestler's book since the Mick Foley one way back in the day.
Are there any you guys would suggest? I'm thinking about getting the Daniel Bryan book.
>>879996
>>Name
>Juan John Long
>>Gimmick
>Pimp gangsta homie
>>Finisher
>Inverted chokeslam
>>Finisher Name
>Juan KO
>>Ideal Push
>Jobber
>>Entrance Music
Dynasty Jay Z Intro
>>880005
Okay, that's fair
>Name
[My name here]
>Gimmick
Daredevil heel who does everything to win
>Finisher
Vertebreaker
>Finisher Name
Probably just use Vertebreaker
>Ideal Push
Decent title run then fucking with midcarders on their way up
>Entrance Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGp97OVybUM
desu I'm not a very creative person
>>880018
>that even a real move?
I just made it up.
>>880021
>Vertebreaker
trash and go suck shane helms dick faggot
>>880023
>Had to look up who that was
>It's fucking Hurricane
Don't even remember that being his move, just saw a gif one time of two asian female wrestlers do it and thought it looked good. What's wrong with it?
>>880022
literally undoable.
>>880017
>inverted chokeslam
like, holding from the neck?
>>880027
its one of the most dangerous piledrivers, and literally everyone uses it.
one of the mexicans in TNA does it, Drake Younger uses it, Shane Helms invented it and every outlel wants to use it.
>>880029
>Shane Helms invented it
No he didn't, you sports entertainment faggot.
>>880030
how do you do a cartwheel while holding someone up for the sidewalk slam?
>>880028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0xTR3AvV30
yea its a cool move IMO
>>880031
This. Everyone knows Himusa Nakayaki invented it.
>>880029
>>880032
Here's an infographic showing how to do it.
>>880037
There is no way this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymLsDIkF8bc
Is safer than this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzgqtN2r5Hw
>>880038
Saved for future reference when fags ask what a cartwheel sidewalk slam is
>>880039
are you fuckin retarded? where are his thighs in the vertebreaker idiot?
>>880042
Are you fucking retarded? In the vertebreaker all the person taking the bump has to do is make sure they curl their spine enough to land on their shoulders. No way they're gonna compress their sprine
this is literally about as safe move to take as a ganso bomb.
>>880007
Literally happened in the Royal Rumble at least 3 times already
18+
>>880046
youre a fucking idiot
>>880053
Even if the Vertebreaker isn't safe the Omega Driver looks unsafe as fuck
>>880038
How did you end up landing on the poor fucker like that?
daily reminder curtis axel beat triple h multiple times on raw, he is winning the rumble brother, the social outcasts are hot
>>880048
This guy is careless, has he ever injured a guy doing it like this?
>>879996
>Name
Crighton Mole
>Gimmick
Michael Cole's biggest mark. Does everything to impress Michael Cole. Cuts promos about Cole's commentary on his previous match eg. if Cole criticizes him he says he'll do better then works it into the match (psychology). Hates the other commentators because they get to sit next to Cole.
>Finisher
Abdominal Stretch
>Finisher Name
Submission Maneuver
>Ideal Push
Cole gets fired by the Authority and Mole goes on a rampage.
>Entrance Music
Whatever Cole's entrance music is.
>>880059
>Submission Maneuver
Can anyone recommend a good pair of headphones? Yes, I'm asking /wwe/.
>>880063
Do you mean headset like with a mic or headphones just for listening purposes?
>>880063
What kind of headphones? Headset w/mic? Or for purposes of listening?
>>880063
It's obvious.
>>880070
You know what to do pham.
>>880070
Beats
>>880070
just get one of those 20$ earbud type things.
those are good.
>>880080
There's these pieces of shit.
>>880081
thats a way better colour scheme.
>>880081
Actually tempted lel. Are they good quality though?
>>879993
You're goddamn right I would.
>>880081
Can't fine these on the WWE website
>>880082
Is there anything that Rollins can't do better than Reigns?
>>880087
get vince wet?
>>880087
Draw
>>880087
Look strong
>>880097
RAW after Mania usually has a high amount of people watching
it tends to be the best RAW in terms of crowd reactions, too
>>880097
Don't forget that when he fucked his knee against Kane he still somehow lifted that fat fuck
>Owens vs Lesnar
when will this meme end?
Owens looks like a fat neckbeard when he stands next to guys like Orton and RR, it be hilarious sure but why would people want this?
>>880100
Kane is not fat actually, he's quite jacked
>>880097
He then went on to be a crap champion who spearheaded the record
>record
low ratings
>>880099
But it was highER than previous RAWafterManias
Which is the inverse of how ratings for RAW go on a year-to-year basis
>>880102
Yeah maybe 19 years ago.
>>880103
> blaming Seth for getting willfully booked like shit
Mark.
>>880105
Have you not watched him at all lately?
>>880106
>When ratings are good while Seth is champ it's because Seth
>When ratings are bad while Seth is champ it's not because Seth
Not the guy you are arguing with but come on man
>>880110
Let me explain this to you anon
>Seth gets good ratings first night as a champion because people are wondering what the reign will be and are hyped for it
>Seth gets shit ratings as time goes on because of the horrible booking and making him look weak and lose clean all the time
>>880110
> WWE does potentially interesting thing
> people come back to check it out
> it's otherwise still the same bad program
> they return to not watching WWE
You follow me?
>>880097
>Mandatory reminder that the RAW after Seth became WWE Champion was the highest-rated in years
That was cause of Brock, not that ratings killer.
>>880117
Prove it.
You know what I'd like?
An older guy who just told it like it was and didn't pander to the current generation. I know why they do it – humility, give them confidence, good grace, respect – I'd just like an old guy to be completely legit.
Like if Sting said: "Yeah, Seth? He's a great wrestler and he does some really neat flippy stuff that wasn't popular in my day but he's not half the worker I am."
>>880119
Prove what? WM 31 was WWE's highest grossing live event ever, the main event was Brock vs. Reigns. Brock lost his title in weird circumstances and then he opened the show and he said he was invoking his rematch clause against Rollins. People stayed tuned in cause they wanted to see what Brock would do but then they wrote him off the show for 3 months, and the next week RAW ratings started going down under Jasethy's reign and his 15 minute "STING I WANT MUH STATUE" monologues.
Is that enough logic for you?
>>880127
DON'T COME CLOSER JAAAAAAAAAAHN
>>880127
So...you have no verifiable evidence.
>>880129
Holy fuck that was a bad segment.
Seth's adlibbing is atrocious if that's anything to go by. I know his promos were clearly overly-scripted but there are a few flubs of his that make you think he needs a script because he flounders without strict guidance.
>>880124
Sting isn't delusional tho
>>880130
I just explained to you the exact logic, did it not make enough sense to you?
>>880132
>That time he said, "YOURE GONNA TUCK YOUR LEGS BETWEEN YOUR LEGS" and then BMJ called him out on it.
>>880135
18+
>>880139
Even at his peak Sting was never an elite worker and he'd be first to admit it
Meme elsewhere, people who actually watched him in his prime are talking
>>880141
>my flippyshit favourite is a better worker than Sting at this stage
Literally 18+
>>880132
> implying that "I'M GONNA KILL HIM ANYWAY" wasn't heel line of the fucking millennium
>>880143
> Rollins
> flippyshit
Maybe compared to the lumbering oafs you see on RAW but he's pretty grounded all things considered
>>880136
> my "logic" equals irrefutable evidence
You should be a lawyer!
>>880146
Eh, his matches are a bit too spotty.
It's probably also symptomatic of modern WWE but I find his big outings at PPVs were a little too robotic. He's a little clumsy, too.
>>880150
> bit too spotty
That is literally the WWE main event style and has been for decades
>>880151
I know, and I'm fine with that mostly, they still stand out as very mechanical spot-fests, though.
They're like the KO vs Cena matches but they didn't fully dedicate to the notion of two titans just throwing haymakers from square one like those matches did.
>>879781
does Vince like Randy as being one of his top guys?
>>880157
...this is a joke, right?
Orton was Reigns before Reigns was even washing out of football
The only reason he isn't forced as top babyface is 'cause Vince dumped him for Cena
>>880148
And you should try acting less butthurt. I have no clue what kind of evidence you're asking for. You probably don't even really require any and trolling on anime imageboard is your favorite past time. Who knows.
>>880166
Holy projection Batman!
You could post some quarter-hour breakdowns or something. Do you even know what those are?
>it's a "Seth killed ratings!" "No he didn't!" Episode
Let's shortcut it to the eventual answer we always reach: he and Creative made a damn good tandem effort and both spitroasted the ratings over an open campfire.
>>880168
Holy projection Batman!
You can go back to reddit and post your queer stupidity over there. Do you know where that is?
>>880174
> he thinks parroting somebody is clever
18+ 18+ 18+
>Liking Seth "Worst drawing champ since Bret Hart small dick" Rollins
