Bullet Club is on the way to save Wrestlemania and the state of WWE
>>867124
Are you gentlemen ready for Brock winning this year's royal rumble
>>867130
I seriously hope Brock german suplexes someone out of the ring
>Vanilla midgets
>Saving anything
>>867130
>wanting a man who publicly buries the business to hold the title, again
>>867124
>post yrw he wins the royal rumble
>>867134
I don't think there's someone brave enough to agree to that kind of bump
>>867138
10 bucks say Angle would do that spot
from the top of a steel cage, too
>>867136
>Getting worked this hard by Brock "literal autism" Lesnar
>>867136
good, he should win the belt then go into business for himself and stiff the fuck out of roman or something
remember the time brock broke haitch's arm at summerslam and afterward hunter tried to get a pity pop but all they did was chant "YOU TAPPED OUT"?
>>867136
>Getting worked by a man honest enough to say he just does it for the money
Brock literally doesn't care about mandrama but he's a certified hall of famer.
>>867143
Yes, it was rude af.
I hate Smarks, glad haitch btfo those faggot smarks by going over lesnar at mania.
>>867145
>>867142
Yeah, because that's the kind of champion a publicly traded, PG product company wants
>>867148
didn't know you were an investor
>>867138
Dean 'the lunatic cuck' Madman would
>>867150
HAHA MAGGLE HE'S A LUNATIC
HE JUST DOES THINGS MAGGLE
HAHA I LOVE IT
>>867149
WWE cares more about their image on Wallstreet than anything creative wise.
Did you not see how they treated Hogan this summer?
>>867153
yeah, I know
I know that Brock won't stiff the fuck out of Roman
just saying it would be pretty funny
>>867152
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM
>>867156
[sounds of Kevin Owens on the toilet]
>>867144
He's a certified farmer.
You're welcome btw
>>867157
Kevin Owens plays Gran Turismo while he poops?
DA
>>867159
Is that man wearing Bray's fedora?
>>867159
*tips buzzards*
>>867152
WWE needs a new great theme with lyrics. There are some good themes in today's roster but nothing like based Metalingus or No More Words.
In fact the only current themes with lyrics I can think of are diva themes.
>>867161
MASTER
>>867165
BRIE MODE
>>867165
Asuka's theme is brilliant imoo
>>867168
THE BLACK COCKS
Lesnar VS. The Rock at WM? Would that even be a good match?
>>867169
I like it too but it's just a King Crimson ripoff.
>>867165
Yeah way too many generic guitar riffs.
That's why Brays entrance is so highly regarded.
People like lyrics in their music, even if they're nonsensical like Cena's "I brush your mouth like colgate"
Are the ratings gonna tank? Will we see sub 2 million viewers?
>>867166
OF
>>867172
>the rock after 2003
>good match
no
>>867162
>That man
You mean Sean Michaels?
>>867175
Is Seth Rollins coming back?
Reminder that Japs/Jap styled wrestling don't succeed in the WWE system
>>867174
>quotes it wrong
>doesn't know what it means
Literally 18+
>>867178
Why do you know his name, anon?
>>867159
Is that Tessa Lane? looks very much like her.
>>867172
I dont want to see lesnar vs rock 2 or hhh vs rock 2016 edition.
Neither match would be as good as their previous one so why bother?
Just for the little jimmies who don't want to go back and see it on the wwe network?
When do the Wrestling Observer Newsletter awards usually come out? Early feb?
>>867167
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH
>>867182
>I listen to Cena's theme song and memorize its lyrics
>You don't understand the deep meaning behind his amazing lyrics
>>867180
>who is hideo itami
>>867187
Brie is underrated
>>867189
the guy that was slowly falling off the radar on NXT before his injury
>>867189
He's done jack shit since coming.
His biggest moment was at a house show doing the GTS.
>>867159
I need a full body picture of this goddess. maybe a pic of her ass as well.
>>867189
The guy who's been injured for 6+ months?
>>867194
>tfw was there
It was very nice desu
>>867180
that's because of bad booking, not because of the individuals
>>867191
Truly the superior bella. She seems much more down to earth than Nikki.
>>867165
Just make CFO$ stop producing shit.
Honestly, the only memorable couple I can think they've made are Real American, Rusev's, and Ascension. Everything else has been more or less generic crap
>>867200
Pale skin gave it away lad
>>867191
Brie>Nikki
in my opinion
>>867189
thanks for supporting my statement
>>867204
>Not liking Apollo Crews' theme
>>867201
I'm still convinced Vince just still has a vendetta against Japs after that Andre stiff-fest incident in Japan
>>867206
Agreed
>>867204
Rusev's theme is just a ripoff anyway
https://youtu.be/ie6CLe3g75g?t=22s
>>867205
I'm gonna need to fap to that vid
>>867188
18+
>>867204
>forgetting hellfire
>>867212
you found it? it should show up on a bing search.
>>867137
I just don't get the appeal
Why the fuck do I keep getting connection error when I try to post on every fucking browser
>>867219
been happening to me as well family
based Hiro
>>867216
Yeah I got it
http://m.thenewporn.com/videos/1426/tessa-lane-and-sean-michaels-interracial-kitchen/
>>867221
excuse me this board is SFW, you can tell due to the blue background
>>867214
zzzzz
Please have sex
>>867222
I'm on the clover app from my phone, so I see no blue :)
>>867222
>not having a night theme to protect your eyes when you're watching raw at 3 AM GMT
>>867221
good from you
>>867227
based night theme
Although I do think it is unfortunate that WWE has had so many high profile injures this last year, going into potentially the biggest mania of all time, I do think they had it coming.
Everyone knows that WWE has been completely failing at building new stars. They only use old part-timers to draw big crowds and programs. That's fine only if you give young talent a good rub.
Why they had Lesnar vs Taker two more times besides having two high profile names is beyond me. If they had Lesnar take on Cesaro or Owens instead of Taker, and Taker fight Balor and Reigns they would have 3 or 4 made stars right now.
And don't even get me started on why Rollins was fueding with FUCKING KANE...
I'm actually happy that there is so many injuries right now. WWE is backed in to a corner now. Last time they were backed into a corner, it was the mid 90s...
>>867227
Get a job randyfag you sad cunt
>>867227
>GMT
>Not living in based CST
>>867231
>Everyone knows that WWE has been completely failing at building new stars.
what do you mean?
>>867236
Everyone in that pic lost to Cena clean
>>867211
that doesn't sound anything like rusev's theme. nice try though
>>867236
>Rusev
Destroyed by post cena feud hell.. now building himself back up to probably get shat on yet again
>Sandow
lol really?
>Bray
Shitty and his family looked like complete shit to two dying old men
>Owens
still has a chance. Every match thats mattered besides the 2 cena rematches have been won by rollups and he still looks relatively strong. If he doesnt end up winning the IC back at rumble and theres no plans to ascend him up, hes fucked. Im calling it that he wins MITB this year though.
>>867236
>>867240
Rusev is already being shat on by Roman every week. He's a joke.
>>867231
They were always on their safety zone, Cena, so seeing how are they gonna deal with all those injuries is refreshing in some way
>Bryan wants to wrestle Shinsuke Nakamura on the Japan tour
>WWE says no
>Bryan isn't cleared and says he'll wrestle again anyway even if he has to leave the company
>WWE signs Nakamura
lel
>>867239
>that doesn't sound anything like rusev's theme
get your ears checked
>>867240
>Owens
He's been pinned definitively by both Dean and Roman
How would you book John Cena's final match?
>>867246
>two top faces in the company
>ones to the newest odds man who can never lose
>ones at a ppv with an inevitable main event where little buddy jobs anyways
it was impulsive booking cuz rollins got injured. Say he didnt. the SS match would have been won the same way it was at tlc for the IC with a rollup. Im talking matches that matter here senpai
>>867251
Against himself
>>867254
>Qualification match for the WWE title
>Doesn't matter
>>867262
In terms of owens push? Nah. The tournament was a last minute thing puked out onto the table by Vince.. because their main heel got injured. It was lame as fuck and predictable since there was two midcard belt holders in it. Other belt holders arent allowed to challenge for the whc unless their name is Jhon Cene.
>>867255
>>867251
goes over some indie darling clean
>>867251
vs CM Punk, in the octagon
Anyone got links to bullet club actually being bought by WWE??
Heard rumors this is bullshit and everyones dumb
>>867209
Is that on njpw world?
>>867277
WWEcucks btfo
Meltzer's Wrestle Kingdom 10 Ratings.
Young Bucks v Matt Sydal & Richocet, Bobby Fish & Kyle o'Rielly and Trent Baretta & Rocky Romero: 3 3/4 Stars
Briscos and Toru Yan v Bad Luck Fale & Tama Tonga & Yujiro Takahashi: 2 Stars
Jay Lethal v Michael Elgin: 3 1/4 Stars
Kushida v Kenny Omega: 4 Stars
Makabe & and Honma v Anderson and Gallows: 3 3/4 Stars
Goto v Naito: 3 3/4 Stars
Shibata v Ishii: 4 1/2 Stars
Nakamura v Styles: 4 3/4 Stars
Okada v Tanahashi: 5 Stars
>>867279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHQy3sAnZyI
oh I was just about to post this
>>867277
clearly you're the WWE fan since you're posting in the WWE thread
>>867271
the way I see it, wwe.com wouldn't report on it if it wasn't legit
they'd have nothing to gain from that if it wasn't happening
>>867281
get the fuck out
>>867284
make me ^:)
>>867271
nakamura has said that he's moving to wwe in japanese news
Remember the time British Bulldog got rock bottomed onto dog poop
>>867289
Oh.
>>867138
Probably coffee, he loves rumble spots
>Tfw bryan says in his book sheamus walked in on him and brie having sex
Based Fella tbqh
>>867184
ye it's definitely her
>>867289
can we get a translated excerpt?
>>867134
I had a dream about that once, it was a big match between me and him and we did a bunch of crazy spots. I gave him that work but I got my shit wrecked and lost.
Very fun dream match
>>867303
I'm going to test my luck at /JP/ brbbb
>>867297
That story was hilarious
>signing two midgets, a jap, and Festus instead of bringing back Kurt
Fuck off Hunter
>>867310
that's next week's news
>>867251
>Orton vs Cena as old men in a last man standing match
>as they fight the old themes of Raw and Smackdown play
>>867310
How about YOU fuck off
t. riple h
>>867251
John Cena vs every single wwe legend gauntlet match and he drops a thuganomics promo after every match on the next opponent
Cena goes over every legend until the last opponent which is a new guy and next face of the company who goes over Cena.
>>867313
>implying the Shield isn't Les Enfants Terribles
>implying Triple H isn't Big Boss
Rollins is Solid
Dean is Liquid
Ramen is Solidus
>>867159
That's that faggot Sean Michaels.
>Seth Rollins recovers sooner than expected
>Dean Amvrose gets tired of being the "little brother"
>Reigns gets the WHC going into WM
>Shield Triple threat for the WHC
Ryback multi-time world champion
Kevin Ovens multi-time hot dog eating champion
>- Sasha Banks is reportedly out of action with an undisclosed injury. Her last match came on the December 28th WWE RAW, a win over Becky Lynch.
Another one bites the dust.
>Sasha Banks is out with an injury now
>>867291
Yep, it was the highlight of his career.
>most drawing diva and superstar gone
Kek
>All these injuries
Maybe it's time for a WWE off season.
alright guys
who gets injured next
>>867327
THEY HAVE TO WORK 300 DAYS IN A YEAR DAMNIT
>all these injuries
It's karma for being such a shitty company and i love it maggle!
>>867322
Holy shit
>>867329
THIS IS BORING
>>867332
You're next Roidback.
>>867334
WOMEN'S WRESTLING
IRON WOMAN
>>867325
Hopefully Nikki and BMJ return soon
>>867337
John's injured
>>867337
Unfortunately AJ Lee and Punk aren't coming back
>yfw WWE is forced to buy off the smaller companies because they're running out of wrestlers
>that fucking depth when everyone comes back from injuries
PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW
PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW
PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW
>>867341
>>that fucking depth when everyone comes back from injuries
All these wrestlers for Roman to go over
>>867341
mfw brand split
>>867325
i really hope you were not referring to sasha
>>867335
da based guy is going to move up the card now.
An RVD vs. Neville match wouldn't be too bad would it?
>>867344
Thanks for ruining my mood
>>867345
>yfw SmackDown is live instead of taped
>yfw they bring back Kurt Angle
>yfw they bring back the fist
>>867347
MASTER OF THE FEED ME MORE
>>867325
no worries nikki is coming back for mania, but BMJ looks like he wont.
Will they even have enough main roster people to fill out 30 people for the Rumble and then have 5 or 6 more matches on the card?
>>867348
RVD vs Neville vs Kalisto vs Kofi
BOOK IT
>>867349
>>yfw they bring back the fist
yfw its a superman punch instead.
>>867352
You're forgetting that Tommy Dreamer and Rhyno are now on the main roster? They have more than enough people, it's just that they've lost lots of top/mid carders and 0 low carders.
>>867355
>it's a big statue of Roman with the biggest fist you've seen in your life
>>867352
20 or so people and then add in like 10 spots for legends, one offs, and perhaps a debut. Maybe one or 2 for NXT.
>>867351
Nikki is out for like a year. Neck/back injury
>>867166
APPRENTICE
>>867361
HARD PORN
>>867360
according to her twitter she didnt get surgery instead rehab and non surgery alternatives.
>>867363
So it will be even longer then.
>>867362
YOUR MOM
>>867322
I wonder if there's pressure now for Bayley to move up now.
>>867368
why? sasha was doing jackshit
>>867364
Ric said that he's heard talk about Charlotte facing either Sasha or Bayley at WM. Now that Sasha's ded I expect they will rush to get Bayley on the main roster.
Because god forbid they let Becky have the title ;_;
>>867368
Lol
>>867370
ric is full of shit dude. he said charlotte was going to debut before mania last year and have a match on the card
>>867369
To fill the spot, I guess. Gotta keep that 'relovushun' train going
>>867368
It's not like Sasha was actually doing anything important.
All the other new divas have had title shots and she hasn't.
I'm calling it now. Brock lesnar or sheamus will be injured come royal rumble
>>867355
Bring back the fist and rename smackdown "The Big Show" hosted by Paul Wight
>>867376
I'm convinced she was being saved for a Wrestlemania match against shaalet. They've kept the two far apart this long for a reason. They haven't interacted at all on the main roster.
>>867204
>not marking out when this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjpRDmXoyMk
>>867297
>Ahhh fella
Not everyone may have seen it but here's Rey theme from AAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcG8sRz_Cs
I wonder which one he'll use in LU
>>867240
>>Sandow
>lol really?
Whats wrong with him? Sure he wouldnt be the top heel but at least he would had worked better than fucking Sheamus.
>>867385
Sandow gets no reaction and was only over thanks to Miz
I mean, I like him but he's nothing spectacular
>>867380
The "We Want Sasha" chants came about cause Sasha went about a month without appearing on RAW and the focus was on Charlie and the bellas. She beat Paige clean 3 times and made Titty Bella tap out twice but didn't get a title shot so their booking of her has been nothing less than stupid since she's yet to actually lose and they were going with Becky vs. Charlotte anyway.
>>867384
>can we afford snoop dogg for rey's new theme?
>no
>well, how about we get his non union mexican equivalent instead
>>867390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyxVha-g76k
Reminder that this was the theme of No Way Out 2004 with Rey singing it
fucking beaners mang
>>867374
HOW YOU WANT YOUR WRESTLEMANIA, SENPAI
Booking NJPW in 2004
>mfw the GOAT main events Mania once again
>>867394
>cm puke
>42
Perfect
>>867394
>Toyota Chickenzen
>>867395
>HHH main eventing the worst mania of all time
POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y
>>867382
CAUSE A GIRLS GONNA PUSH EM ALL OUT THE WAAAAAAAY
>>867378
Brock "I only work 10 shows a year" Lesnar getting injured
>>867393
just mess my stuff up
>>867398
Does Triple H care about Raw anymore? He seems only interested in getting guys for his own "brand".
>>867387
>Sandow gets no reaction and was only over thanks to Miz
If someone as low as Miz can get Sandow over then imagine what other top dogs would had made for him.
You never know how being a champion would had affected him, still better than another stupid LOLSUPERCENAWINS.
Can't believe I haven't seen this on /asp/ yet
Reminder of Wrestlemania main-eventers
Hulk Hogan 7
Triple H 6
John Cena 5
Shawn Michaels 5
The Rock 5
Bret Hart 3
Stone Cold Steve Austin 3
The Undertaker 3
Batista 2
Brock Lesnar 2
Randy Orton 2
Macho Man Randy Savage 2
Sid 2
Yokozuna 2
Andre The Giant 1
Kurt Angle 1
Chris Benoit 1
Bam Bam Bigelow 1
Daniel Bryan 1
Big Show 1
King Kong Bundy 1
Ted DiBiase 1
Edge 1
Mick Foley 1
Chris Jericho 1
The Miz 1
Paul Orndorff 1
Rowdy Roddy Piper 1
Roman Reigns 1
Seth Rollins 1
Sgt. Slaughter 1
Mr. T 1
Lawrence Taylor 1
The Ultimate Warrior 1
CM Punk 0
>>867394
>11,550 (packed)
>>867405
>Triple H 6
OH MY!
>>867404
Miz can get ANYONE over because he's a top heel. I don't like him but those are facts
>>867405
is the wrestling body pasta banned here?
>>867406
It's Sumo Hall dude. It only has a capacity of 13,000.
>>867394
That looks like fun. Is it on Steam?
>>867405
>as of wrestlemania 30, triple h had main evented one-fifth of all wrestlemanias
>>867406
2004 was a dark period for NJPW
based Sasaki and Nakamura are putting on great matches though
>>867413
no it's TEW 2013 using a 2004 mod. There's a torrent for TEW available
>>867405
> ric flair
> 0
> stink
> 0
Outlaw shitters can get fucked
>>867347
>roidback posting
I bet you're the kind of autist who only puts ketchup on hotdogs
>>867405
>CM Punk has never lost in the main event of wrestlemania
Literally the GOAT of the GOATs
>>867416
18+
>>867408
So could had John if he wasnt such a bitch, he put over Owens so he could had put over Sandow.
If fucking Swagger got a chance why not Sandow?
>Triple H will tie Hull Cogan for the most Wrestlemania Main Events
>>867420
Because swagger is talented and sandow is a jobber fuck that was never over
>>867415
Also in retrospect I probably shouldn't have put Bob Sapp over Fujinami and Tenryu
>>867423
>Swagger is talented
Quick lads
Name a well known wrestler that wore a fedora in a Wrestlemania main event
>>867426
The Undertaker
>>867416
18+ kiddo
>>867426
Cena.
>>867427
No
>>867426
JBL
>Phil Brooks was a part of Cena's entrance at mania
W E W
>all these injuries
>based phil was right
>>867434
Thats obviously a snapback, not a fedora
>>867438
THIS IS VINTAGE TRIPLE H
>>867436
Do you think Vince is trowing money at Punk so he comes back?
He is the only one that can save this company lad.
fugg should have switched the 3rd and 2nd matches
>>867436
glass jaw cuck man Phil is injured
>>867445
lmao
>>867138
Kofi but then Big and Xavier catch him and put him back in the ring.
>>867445
hes injured right now too, he cant blame the wwe doctor now.
>>867445
i miss him ;_;
>>867445
>He is the only one that can save this company lad
No he's not, and he's involved with another company so why would you even post this unironically?
>>867451
Fucking Ryback
>>867448
so is every wwe superstar
>>867452
>tfw we never got to see the Punk vs. Benoit series
>>867451
Isnt just a finger? Im sure he would overlook that with enough money at him.
>>867453
>>No he's not,
Pls dont say some gook from NJPW or Ramen. Besides Bryan onl Punk would draw enough to help make the next WM a success.
>>867452
Same here, now with Cena out there is no one even close to be able to cut promos like Punk can.
>>867457
Punk is atheist so when he dies he'll go to hell so maybe they can fight there
>>867459
I'm pretty sure it was a shoulder injury too.
Everyones out with shoulder injuries.
>>867463
Shit well then WM is fucked.
>>867459
>CM Punk fans
There truly isn't anything worse
>everyone gets injured
>massive exodus on NXT guys pushed straight up into the main event
>AJ Styles and company debut straight into the main event scene
We are living in the best timeline.
>>867468
>all get fed to Roman to make him look STRONG
Everyone that is injured had to work with an nxt alumni. Nxt are all sloppy fucks like jasethy. Kill nxt. Nxt killed the wwe. Fire every nxt alumni and everyone working with nxt
