>>867594
Baleeve
>>867594
Who /Ambreigns/ here
>>867594
>all this king heel comentary
It's a beautiful thing
ITT: Make fun of a wrestler like Roman Reigns
>The first match is for a NXT Kids show. Izzy comes out and gets a huge pop, along with other kids. Natalya vs. Becky Lynch is up. Becky wins a quick, easy match with a roll-up. They embrace after the match
>Big Show vs. Heath Slater is next for NXT Kids. Big Show wins a quick match with a leg drop. After the match, Izzy interviews Big Show, asking him what he eats, joking around and other "cute stuff"
This commentator is making Smack!Down some comfy shit fampai
>>867614
>NXT Kids
JUST
>cean out
>rollins out
>orton out
>bryan out
>barrett out
could this be the year of the ryback?
>>867610
>upgrading /wwe/ to an entire board was a bad thing
i think this thread is more your speed>>862983
>SD commentary is better than raw
>on a team that has Jerry Lawler in 2016
The new guy is great
>>867617
there's a preview of NXT kids up with Corey Graves and two jimmies doing commentary
Corey does a great job TbH
found it http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x31opue_nxt-kids-pilot-hd-reupload_tech
PUSH BLISS
>>867622
feels good man feels good.
>mfw the champ doesn't miss out on mania and gets in at least as a special referee
>>867625
He was great on njpw. I was worried about Lawler and Saxton but they seem to work pretty well together.
Listening to this new play by play guy, he just seems like the most legit sports play by play the WWE has ever had. Does anyone else think that WWE is moving to a new era putting an emphasis on sports and wrestling over entertainment? The NXT signings seems like they're slowly moving closer to ROH/NJPW.
>>867631
Nah. Cole was just getting his buddy in.
Byron BTFO
>>867630
when he isnt being told to make b-sax pay his dues, he lets byron do his thing.
>M.R.
You gotta be shitting me.
>prestigious WWE Divas championship
>>867626
If this were on Nickelodeon or something, I'd say it's at least worth a shot.
King already getting sick of Ramallo correcting him
>>867635
it'll pick up, it's rumble season
posting is probably down for the same reason the ratings are down
I just miss flags and some of the /sp/ casuals were fun in RAW/PPV threads
Is Jerry playing heel?
>>867646
Yup
>>867646
Yes. And Saxton is doing jack shit as usual.
>>867647
New Guy > Heel King > JBL > Face King > Nigger Saxton
ALEX RILEY RETURN CONFIRMED
He'll be facing Bull Dempsey
RAGE RILEY RAGE
>>867649
You forgot Maggle
>>867652
Source?
>>867654
t. his ass
Is the gay community still mad at AJ
>>867654
spoilers are being posted live on certain sites
just check tomorrow for NXT taping spoilers, you'll see everything there
>>867657
What about Otunga.
>>867656
AJ Styles and Darren Young feud when?
>>867653
He is between Face King and Nigger Saxton.
>>867656
>>867659
last I checked, he was a Raw pre-show guy
>>867665
What's holding him back ? Vince can book a few niggers and the guy looks HUGE
kek, Izzy has a job with NXT now
>>867666
He's too busy fucking his hot wife.
I miss Renee's NXT commentary.
This new guy sounds like shit tbqh.
He sounds absolutely unnatural, near robotic.
His words have too much weight to them, and I mean that in the worst way possible.
It's like when you're taking a big shit, but its hard as fuck so you have to push hard to get it out, that's how he shits out his words.
Just listening to king or even fucking byron saxton after that guys goes on about "muh prestigious divas championship her best friend becky" is a breath of fresh air.
It's like he's fresh out of broadcasting school and is doing this shit as textbook as possible.
Maybe he will ease into the WWE style in time and be good, but at the moment he's garbage and not pleasant to listen to at all.
At least we got heel king back.
>mfw King is still babyface on PPVs
>>867667
BEEGED
>>867667
He's a big guy
>>867666
Isn't Otunga like, not a good wrestler at all?
>>867669
I wasn't aware it was possible to have that opinion.
>>867670
>Maybe he will ease into the WWE style in time and be good, but at the moment he's garbage and not pleasant to listen to at all.
Yeah man cant wait til he's talking about twerking and hashtags
retard
>eva marie eliminated Asuka in the #1 contenders battle royal
B A S E D
hope they give her a weeb killer gimmick and she goes over nakameme
>>867677
He's pretty bad, yes
There was a gif somewhere of him fucking up a pinfall on Santino Marella
King is getting btfo by the new guy.
>>867680
>Asuka
>nakameme
>weeb
You're using the word wrong dumbfuck.
>>867670
you are one stupid mofo, I bet your favourite announcer is that idiot JBL
>>867670
I like him calling moves but his voice style sounds extremely forced
>>867680
So Asuka is going to kill her on her way to Jax. Cool way to use her.
>mfw haitch is secretly injuring everyone so he's guaranteed to main event wrestlemania star the biggest wrestlemania ever
the cerebral assassin
>>867685
Exactly, he doesn't sound natural, like that does not sound like his actual speaking voice, so it doesn't sound good at all to me.
Every other guy sounds natural, but he sounds like he's doing an impersonation or something.
>>867686
Pretty much
I imagine this will happen
>Asuka squashes Eva Marie
>Nia Jax goes over Asuka, doing some kind of injury angle to write Asuka out of NXT as she goes back to Japan
>>867686
Asuka BTFOs Eva, then beats Nia to become #1 contender. Bayley BTFOs Carmella. Asuka beats Bayley for title, and she goes to Raw.
>>867594
https://youtu.be/t30v2ZlRguY
>>867690
Yup.
>>867687
Are they going with the theme of his last WM match of "This would've been amazing 15 years ago!" and doing HHH v. Rock v. Taker v. Stone Cold?
Paige's ass in that Total Diva's commercial though
>>867695
>>867696
>tfw no Paige gf
paige is going to be on mtv ridiculousness on january 14th
>>867696
>>867697
>tfw no paige lifesize cardboard cutout
>>867700
you realize you can buy those right
>>867700
carter does not know that feel
>dbry whining on social media asking wwe to clear him
this is sad bros
>>867705
I want that match with Nakamura.
Will WWE Bullet Club succeed?
I still don't know any WWE casuals know existence of Styles and Nakamura.
>>867670
hes fucking terrible
THIS FUCKING COMMENTATOR DOE
>Jordan and Gable are now known as American Alpha
>>867708
>in NXT
yes no doubt
>on the main roster
too many variables
>>867708
They're only gonna be propped up to make Roman strong.
>>867712
cant wait for team all american alpha lead by the swagman
>watching smackdown
>>867715
But it should be for Finn as well.
hey they didn't edit the smackdown crowd
>>867626
Thank you for this
Well this is probably the next best thing to having Vince just do commentating.
>john cena
>huge pop
>anyone else
>no pop
WWE is doomed without the GOAT
>>867722
I really like the new smackdown announcer
He names all the moves and has a cool voice
>I'm here for the job interview
Bored on lunch at work. Friend was telling me that he thinks they're gonna bury the bullet club to restrengthen the wyatts since they aren't getting over beating the Dudley's. What do you guys think of this?
Also
>#andstill
>>867731
WHAT
is john cena on drugs lmao
>fuck i gotta be on smackdown better take a shit load of drugs
>>867733
My theme song would be Kurt Angles, so I can hear all you namehaters chant you suck.
>>867725
This is the best possible thing that could happen to the company, just shitty timing. The fact that they put so much merit and hope in one or two guys is their own fault. I mean, you can't push everyone to the moon, but you can have more big names than cena and/or Rollins. I don't know why Vince thinks having a contingency plan in case of injuries to his stars is such a hard thing to do.
>>867736
Great Khali has slimmed down a bunch
Which one of you fuckers work on the wwe youtube channel ?
>>867742
Reminded me of this
Dated to August 2014 in the archive
>>867741
>>867742
heyman is fucking bored tonight
>>867745
>30000000 hours in paint
>>867742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5dU5P763uU
>Jan 7, 2015
Why does WWE allow Kevin Owens to wrestle when he could have a heart attack in the ring at any second?
>>867772
Same reason they let ryback fight
>>867777
lucky quads of truth
>>867777
Since when does being muscly make you heart attack prone?
>>867781
it has more to do with abusing anabolic steroids and HGH
>>867626
>That one guy shouting "kick her ass"
>Rated G
c'mon
>>867782
natty as fuck bro.
>>867750
You are nothing compared to devitt or lunchbox cuck or chicagoat. Fuck off, you suck ass bruh
>>867782
Ryback is 100% natty. You sound jealous fatso.
>>867782
my friend. ryback is natural muscle no steroids
>>867594
>this title is huge
Came in here to tell you that the "reports" about Sasha being injured are fake.
>>867785
>>867788
>>867792
you have never been to a gym
>>867785
Not the anon accusing the Big Guy of PED usage, but how can you tell whether or not someone is natural?
>>867797
Memes aside, this is Ryback at his natty limit. His body right now looks very disproportionate in some areas and too veiny. That's a good sign that someone isn't natty. Guys like Ziggler, Cody and Ryder are in good shape but if they started roiding they'd look way bigger. In this picture, Ryback looks like aforementioned guys.
>>867628
>Dean buried so Roman can continue talking like a retard over the mic
I didn't ask for this
>>867797
its kinda easy if they get PED injuries like bone and tendon injuries and acne in the back.
>mfw rusev's theme is literally a beat for a Kanye song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0QcxWPB59o
>>867803
Kanye is notorious for "sampling" other people's beats.
>>867803
nah its more like get buck with my by young buck
![cnn_ted-turner[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WcmhfXu.jpg "cnn_ted-turner[1].jpg")
Will based Ted buy out WWE and reclaim what was once his?
It's still confusing to me that they are pushing somebody who visibly gets stage fright into a role which requires him to speak publicly more and more.
>>867815
Because he's pretty.
Please do no reply to this post telling me someone else you like is also pretty. I am not WWE management.
dean should do more street fights, they're always pretty fun
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x38x6f9
>tfw HarpGOAT will never (EVER) get another singles run
>>867818
Are you kidding me? This match was a fucking joke. The official time for it is 50 something minutes.
They didn't even bother to show them fighting on the streets or any type of spots that involved the match continuing until they came back to the arena.
I honestly don't get how even in kayfabe, anyone could say this match was good for either guy.
I miss edge :/
>>867815
>>867817
So does Finn only demon out for the big matches ? Watching his entrance now and it's undertaker long. They do this every single match ?
>>867821
Same
>be at comic store
>there's this sweet Ted Dibiase figure for $20
>go back the next day to get it
>some nigger already bought it
I miss orton
>>867826
Nice try, Randy.
>>867820
yeah it had a lot of potential but was pretty disappointing
in other eras didn't they used to pre-tape outdoor spots in different areas of a city if they did something like left the arena in a van? Guess they can't really do that with social media
what's the best extreme/hardcore/streetfight match in the last few years
>>867828
Nice try, cuck
>>867830
Nice try, anon
Not even Randy misses Randy 2bh
He hurt himself so he wouldn't have to work a pre-show
>>867825
I only have 2 figures, fury unleashed hbk and HHH.
That series of figures is the GOAT
>>867833
He hurt himself so he could go get married to a spicy Latina fan girl.
>>867825
The only wrestling related action figure I ever had was a Sting one.
>>867736
Man is she ugly.
>>867836
shes hot.
>New day pronounce Gif as Jiff.
Truly the most diabolical Heels of all time.
>>867845
i guess the surgery was a decent cover up.
>Carmella the #1 contender for Bayley's title
L O L
O
L
>>867846
I don't see what's wrong with that.
>he pronounces it GYFF
Fuck off, REEEEEE
>>867852
I wonder how they'll approach this? Carmella is the clear underdog here.
>>867852
Considering the last 2 were Nia & Eva this is a HUEG step up
>>867852
not even mad bruh.
>>867868
well their good friends, even on battleground she keeps tearing up saying how shes trying to get better in the ring because she wants to get close to bayleys level because she knows bayley is main roster bound anytime now.
So in other words she will turn heel eventually.
Pics that describe /wwe/ irl
>>867890
>>867888
>So in other words she will turn heel eventually
Goddammit.
>>867890
>mfw watching the RAW highlights from this week
Do we seriously have two jobber stables right now?
>>867749
Based Merchant.
>>867825
>not being able to afford $20 on the spot at all times
>being a poorfag
>>867819
>>867751
>complain about /wwe/ being here and bumping off old threads
>make a thread complaining about this which will knock off old threads and get a whole 5 replies
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>smackdown premiere episode
>hairdryers everywhere
WTF
>>867890
>>867901
The more stables the stronger Roman looks tearing them apart
>deanetty match
>SHADES OF STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
i already hate this new anncouncer
>>867912
>tfw cody could have made stardust great if he wasnt hissing and doing stupid random quirky shit
look at this picture, hes scary
>>867727
Who is it?
>>867915
He really said that?
Deano confirmed for push to Steve Austin levels!
>>867918
It's the suit. A suit plus the facepaint makes him look like a comic villain.
>>867921
maybe stunning steve aka getting released or him quitting and walking out
>>867918
>hes scary
Seriously dude, you have to be 18 or over to post here.
>>867923
dean would look weird bald
guess we'll know in like 2 years
he would probably look like a mini kane
>>867925
or a taller joey mercury.
>>867925
>>867926
>>867852
They probably plan on giving Bayley a long title reign.
Carmella isn't shit, she probably won't even get her title shot on a live special.
>>867929
skinny king kong bundy
>>867619
Gorillaposter detected.
>>867930
next takeover is in like 3 months
it's the one in dallas I think
>>867934
Yeah Carmella is definitely just filler.
>>867628
Wish they'd turn him heel just so Ramen could have a credible rival.
I get to see Brock at a house show tomorrow in Houston.
>>867939
Nah Nia is getting her win back.
>>867940
isn't he wrestling sheamus?
>>867938
They can't turn him heel because people like him more than Roman. People would just cheer a heel Dean harder, especially if he was against Roman.
>>867942
Is he? I've heard no news on the event. The only opponent that was revealed for him was ADR and that was the one in CA.
Should be an interesting match
>>867835
I still have my Undertaker figure after so many years.
>>867946
I thought he worked with ADR @ MSG house show
>>867941
>high test nia jax vs bayley at mania weekend
sounds good
>>867949
Nah he fought ADR for the US title in CA. It ended with Rusev interupting. Rusev ended up getting rekt afterwards.
Also, turns out it is Sheamus. Neat
>>867951
could be a decent match, sheamus can work stiff so it could be an actual long match.
>>867929
I thought that was blonde dean for a sec
>>867951
>tfw Pyceb's powerlevel will never be built up again so he can look more even with Bork
>>867951
no title match is complete without a Rusev interference
>>867960
might as well be because the guy colored in over his hair instead of where his head would be
Atm lesnar is one of the only people we Know will be in a big wm match, who do you think it'll be against?
I refuse to believe they'll do a ramen rematch. Please no.
>>867961
Only one man can match Brock's powerlevel.
>>867966
I don't think Ramen is leaving the Rumble as champion so don't worry.
>>867944
>smarks like him more than Roman.
ftfy. Roman would get the biggest pop in that feud. The only people more over than Roman are Cena, Brock, and maybe Bryan.
>>867966
Bryan pls
>>867972
lol wut
Every time Roman & Dean have been opponents (Payback & Survivor Series) it's been incredibly obvious that Ambrose is the fave of the two
>>867972
Roman isn't over and he gets less pops than heath fucking slater does.
Daniel Bryan is returning at RR and winning guys. Literally the reverse of last year is happening.
>DBry cucks Ramen at Rumble
>Rematch and retains at Fastlane
>Dbry vs Lesnar WM32
Screen cap this
>>867966
The main event will be Reigns vs Brock. HHH might put himself in the match because there is no one else for him to fight.
>>867976
>smarks actually believe this
>>867984
We could have had Seth vs HHH
:/
>>867972
nah senpai, ambrose is one of the most over people on the roster and that's not counting his popularity with smarks
>>867985
I see you didn't respond to the first post which proved you wrong.
>>867971
Brock will leave the Rumble as Champion.
>>867988
Is he really? Like, I never get the sense that the fans actually give a shit about anything he does.
>>867991
That's because most crowds are shit and don't give a shit about anything anyone does. But if you look at introductions over the past couple of months, Dean Ambrose gets some of the biggest pops.
>>867991
hes over because of roman and his wacky antics.
>>867991
They care when they're actually given a reason to
>>867993
But not bigger than Roman's pops. Roman almost always gets the biggest pop of the night.
>>867991
Roman tends to win the crowd over better than he does desu
it's okay though because he has legions of Tumblrites after his dick to make up for it
>>867991
He is, and it's the entire reason why they've made him Roman's side kick. Roman vs Dean means Roman gets booed, Roman WITH Dead means he gets cheered.
[spoiler]This is probably one of the reasons why they won't clear Daniel Bryan too.[/spoiler]
>>867978
>Some poor bastard out there believes this
>>867951
>Sheamus vs Brock
Damn. I'd wanna see this hoss fight.
Why is Lawler not forced to wear a suit while on commentary?
Everyone else is in business casual but he's always in one of those shitty walmart graphic T-shirts
>>868003
He wears the T-shirts that he sells
>>867993
>Dean Ambrose gets some of the biggest pops.
>Does one show
>Already best commentator
How is this man so based?
>>867990
>the big dog wins the title at mania
cant wait to mark out seeing it in person.
>>868010
Cause he sounds enthusiastic about his job unlike "OH WHAT A MANEUVER" guy. It's gonna wear off soon enough.
So guys what happens if
>roman injured, out for mania
+
>brock injured, out for mania
>>868017
hhh vs sheamus title match
>>867997
> Roman tends to win the crowd over
Delusional.
>yfw
>>868026
It's the logical solution
>>868017
Vince takes out all his money from the bank and go to china with his son, leaving Steph and Hunter with the company
>>868012
>Brock playing face at WM loosing the title to Reigns
nah m8
>>868024
He wins the crowd over when Vince is playing heel for him.
And he's saving faces that are more over than he is.
>>868036
I still find it hilarious that Vince is positioning himself as bbygrrrl's arch-enemy when it's obvious that Vince has had a boner for him since at least 2012
>NJPWcucks actually fell for the WWE meme
I expected better of them desu
>>868036
It's kinda sad that Vince has to put his body on the line every week just to have Roman barely over with the crowd.
fuck yea santana was on NXT
>>868050
The whole thing is sad. We have, what, eight fucking people on the roster now that are dedicated to propping Roman up.
>>868058
>eight fucking people on the roster now that are dedicated to propping Roman up.
You mean 29 others for the Royal Rumble
>implying Roman isn't retaining
>>868058
> Vince
> Steph
> HHH
> Ambrose
> Uso #1
> Uso #2
> Sheamus
Who'd I forget?
>>868066
Rusev and Del Rio
>>868066
LON is basically exist as a fodder to make Roman looks strong every week.
>>868003
Easier to get to his chest when he has another heart attack. He only suits up for WrestleMania.
Actually now that I think about it, he's never worn formal attire for commentary.
>>868065
>implying based shovel knight isn't going to enter at 30 and win it so Roman can get his "wrestlemania moment"
>>868070
Honestly I'd expect some sort of swerve at the Rumble if Reigns' storyline wasn't as telegraphed and predictable as his moveset and matches. But I'm expecting Michael Cole to close the show once again with "REIGNS HAS DONE IT HE HAS OVERCOME THE ODDS" because they're really hot for him, and Reigns has been booked extremely strong at the last 2 Rumbles.
HHH will definitely have a role to play in trying to screw him out of a win but he'll probably just Superman Punch his way out of it like he has done in every other scenario.
>>868074
I honestly can't see them doing something THAT stupid. Fans would riot if Roman won a second time in a row, especially if they bring back Bryan or call up some of the NXT guys to fill out the rumble.
It's gonna be brrrrrock or HHH for sure. And it's kind of ridiculous that either of them are the favorites to win, but this is the wwe.
>>868076
They literally have no one else to put the title on that wouldn't de-legitimize it in terms of star power other than Brock or Hunter. Everyone else is injured.
Also found this when I was looking at Reigns' history in the Rumble lel
>>868078
I can't believe they're going to take the belt off him after all the trouble they had getting it on him.
>>868055
Shes hot as fuck.
Wish she'd get signed by wwe, didn't she have a brief run with tna?
>>868078
>post yfw when Roman superman punches triple h and brock so hard they backflip over the ropes
>>868088
Why would aj styles go to wwe. I don't get it. He gets paid way more than wwe by amount of matches worked
>>868088
>>868094
He can work a less taxing style and gets paid more for it. Also He'll be able to see his family more often.
>>868094
He doesnt want to be an irrelevant shitter his whole life. WWE is the only relevant promotion in the world
>LITERALLY NO NIKKI OR CENA FOR ANOTHER HALF A YEAR
RIP IN PIECE WWMEME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
