YOU
JUST
>>856547
I'd fuck Summer desu.
the writers should be locked in a room and forced to watch anime for a month before writing the next batch of story lines
it can only improve it
>>856558
hey bb grl
>>856564
>tfw don't give enough of a fuck to trip
>>856562
> writers
It literally doesn't matter who makes the first draft if Vince ultimately calls all the shots
>tfw you find out Al Snow and Leif Cassidy are the same person
>mfw Road to WrestleMania coming up, which means WWE is about to start picking up finally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgt-IFfsk7Y
>>856593
Based Vader.
>>856584
Last year's Road to WrestleMania was one of the worst ever
>>856597
I know, but I'm trying to remain hopeful. I mean, it can't get any worse right?
>>856603
>I mean, it can't get any worse right?
MINUS FIVE STARS
>>856616
HERE COMES MONGO
>the state of this dead general
>bring in an anonymous jobber to make your top heel look strong
>don't tell the kid wrestling is a work until after the match
This scene was straight out of the 70s NWA
>Reminder that Haitch fired Chris Hero and Colt Cabana because they were Punks buddies.
Describe each champion in ONE or TWO words
1. Triple H
2. Brock Lesnar
3. Hulk Hogan
4. Stone Cold
5. Kurt Angle
6. Bret Hart
7. The Rock
8. John Cena
9. Seth Rollins
10. CM Punk
>>856641
It's actually retarded he has actual power tbqh
>Samoan Wrestler
>uses the Samoan Drop
>>856641
Explain why Kofi didn't get fired before New Day then
>>856644
Deserves it more than his wife
>>856646
He wasn't from the Chicago indy scene. They were friends but no one would doubt his loyalty to WWE is stronger.
>>856642
X-Pac Heat
GOAT Monster
Not Racist
Biggest Draw
Underrated GOAT
Deserved it
Muh Catchphrases
Under Appreciated
Shit Booking
Backstage Politics
>>856650
Yeah but
>anyone from the kliq having power after the shit they pulled
>>856642
1. CEREBRAL ASSASSIN
2. THE BEAST
3. HULK HOGAN
4. BAH GAWD
5. YOU SUCK
6. WHO CARES
7. NICE GUY
8. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPADOOO
9. THE BEST
10. PEPSI
>>856642
Burial machine
Which run?
Cunt Hogan
Biggest Draw
in-ring GOAT
Overrated bitch
Mic GOAT
Fuck smarks
RECORD LOW
Whiny cunt
IWGP Heavyweight Championship
Okada (c) vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi
IWGP Intercontinental Championship
Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. AJ Styles
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship
Kenny Omega (c) vs. KUSHIDA
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship
reDRagon (c) vs. Matt Sydal & Ricochet vs. Roppongi Vice vs. Young Bucks
ROH World Championship
Jay Lethal (c) vs. Michael Elgin
IWGP Tag Team Championship
Bullet Club (Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows) (c) vs. GBH (Togi Makabe & Tomoaki Honma)
NEVER Openweight Championship
Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs. Katsuyori Shibata
Vacant Never Openweight Six-Man Tag Titles
Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale, Tama Tonga & Takahashi) vs. Toru Yano & Briscoes
Hirooki Goto vs. Tetsuyta Naito
Are we hyped?
>>856642
Dat Nose
Dat Neck
Dat stache
Dat battery
Dat ego
Dat eyebrow
Dat cenawinslol
dat A+
literally who
>>856641
>Reminder that the literally who's were fired because they aren't draws are bad in the ring and are egomaniacs
Surprised Punk lasted so long tbqh
>>856660
I'm a WWE fan, not a professional wrestling fan.
>>856660
Sorry this is the /wwe/ general, you must have posted this in the wrong thread. Please post this in the
>outlaw wrestling
general, thanks.
>>856663
Shit b8 and Punk said numerous times it was Heyman that helped keep him around because he had control over the ECW brand.
>there are people against brand split and having 2 top belts
>>856660
I dunno why you'd post this in a sports entertainment thread, but yes i'm fucking hyped
>>856668
Chris Hero is now an obese slob, never had the look, mediocre at best in ring and would have been a comedy jobber at best
Cabana is utter shit don't even debate me
Punk is a cuck, Heyman was probably looking at him in terms of marketing to scene girls (which is why Jeff got the title) so I'm glad he's gone.
I would prefer a brand split but without outlels
>>856660
My wife's son is excited about it
>>856660
No Adam cole. No hype
>>856671
You said they were egotistical and shit in the ring which is wrong, don't try and move the goalposts.
>>856660
what card is this and when is it?
>>856664
18+
>>856691
Every match Hero has had in the past 3 years
Vince making millions when he could be making billions
>>856672
Yeah my son's wife is pretty hype too.
>>856691
>make bullshit statements and accusations
>hurrr durrr prove me wrong
m8...
Is your body ready for the WrestleMania of professional wrestling?
>>856703
When's this on? Might watch it out of curiosity.
You weebs should stick to your own thread though.
>>856707
january 4th 5am eastern time
>>856703
>the wrestlemania of professional wrestling
>>856713
>5am
>>856715
Did I stutter, motherfucker?
>>856693
The same hero who went home to play xbox instead of doing weights even after hhh told him to his face to start doing weights who is now fatter?
>>856635
FACKIN' BULLSHEEET
>>856713
>people waking up/staying up to watch this
>>856556
Real B, here,and no I would not. One of the worst looking divas. Charlotte is better desu
>fake Biesel having shit taste
>>856703
> wrestlemania of professional wrestling
> attracts half the fans of a monday night West Ham game
> 26,000
> (packed)
>>856642
1. Undeserving snake
2. MMAnlet cucker
3. Cultural icon
4. Muh beer
5. Better hairy
6. GOAT ringworker
7. GOAT micworker
8. Lesser hogan
9. Sand nigger
10. Waaaa waaaa
>>856660
> 0utraw p3ruwresingu
> (packed)
>>856660
>not a single womyns match
wow this misogyny
>>856660
> tfw Evan Yawn, Bent Manletta and The Dung Cucks are unironically on a card near me
> tfw their only 'star' that isnt a generic chink or a WWE reject is an ugly chinese version of Freddie Mercury
> tfw the 2 greatest moves in outraw perupowerrangersingu are literally a short arm clothesline and tripping over your opponent
> 26,000 fans is all they could attract
> NGayPW expects to be taken seriously
> the state of NJPooW
>>856742
>popularity = quality
I bet you're a huge One Direction fan, faggot.
>>856642
>1. The game
>2. Suplex city
>3. Brother
>4. Hell yeah
>5. You suck
>6. hitman
>7. the dwayne
>8. BMJ
>9. A+ player
>10. quitter
I hope Punk returns.
https://youtu.be/CxwSML6kvHc
lets have a moment of silence here.
>>856768
>punks a quitter
>stone cold, the rock and lesnar are too but get no heat
Never understood this
>>856773
Lela was attractive.
>>856775
None of them immediately trashed the company save for Austin. Plus no social media/smark YouTube podcasts to promote the anger.
>>856777
yes
>>856775
They all got heat at the time. Rocky less so than the other two.
>>856670
That kind of pan out is worthless if your crowd is just sitting down
>>856556
>>856740
Seriously hoping you two have some sort of impostor angle going on here.
Because this level of namefagging is getting ridiculous.
>>856782
It's Japan. Crowds are completely different.
Like in the UK, every seat in nearly ground level, for whatever reason.
>>856775
They all got hate. THe rock left on good terms though. Stone cold left because of stuff he didnt want to admit like injuries and a feeling like he was being tossed aside for brock.
Lesnar was just a weird situation all around but he always seemed like a guy who was just in it for the money regardless.
Punk trashed everyone, the wwe, wrestling, vince, hhh, the fans and even his IWC fanbase, which is why it puzzles me why people still try to defend him.
>>856792
Stone Cold left because he thought what Vince had planned for him was retarded, he said this himself. How did Punk trash anyone but HHH, Ryback and the poor medical care in WWE?
>>856775
Because >BRING BACK THE ATTITUDE ERA THUMBS UP IF YOU AGREE ==b
>>856794
*thumbs up!*
>>856547
WATCH OUT IT'S JON STEWART
>>856793
He pretty much tells any wrestling fan asking him wrestling related questions nowadays to fuck off. Punk is completely contemptous of wrestling as a whole. Austin though the Lesnar booking was retarded, but he still loved and respected the business.
>>856792
It puzzles me how salty people are over someone feeling mistreated left their job for a break, got fired on their wedding day and literally did nothing but answer questions he was asked a million times.
>>856775
Me either. Stone Cold left and talked a bunch of shit too. Even now he's still very critical of the product. A lot of former talents bad mouth WWE for that matter. I'm sure that list would be a mile long.
Smarks got salty as fuck when he left, then the hate started. And you know how they love to bandwagon.
>>856799
Not even true
>>856798
>the creative team thought this was a good idea
Did they learn nothing from WCW?
>>856805
They didn't put the belt on him so yeah they did
>>856807
Tippy top kek
>>856807
Yeah, they only put the title on a guy that brought them record low ratings.
Totally not like WCW at all.
>>856813
They had to have Sheamus cash in at some point
And it would have competely ruined him if he failed to win the title
>>856815
Sheamus has never been over, so it doesn't matter either way.
>>856816
>sheamus isnt over
He's one of the few that actually gets a reaction in todays dead crowds
>>856820
yeah because hes so boring
>>856824
You're literally retarded
>>856767
> wrestlemania of professional wrestling
> so irrelevant it only attracts 26000 fans
> less than the average japanese boreball game
Nice company you got there weeb
I thought gooks were into wrassling?
>>856771
Filtered
>>856742
>packed is 26k
It's 36 you wwmeme fag
>>856830
Rather be part of 26000 intelligent fans with refined tastes than one of the millions of slovenly retards like you.
>>856765
>i post hart family cucks so you know its me
Kek
>>856837
>People attacking CM Punk for shitting on the Phantom Menace
>>856837
>intelligent fans with refined tastes
>>856786
It is. I hadn't posted on this thread prior to my response to that dude.
>some people hate namefags
>will literally impersonate them to make some sort of point
I dunno where he's going with it, but I'll play along
>>856642
2) PENIS TATTOO
>>856837
>Punk wasting his time arguing on Twitter about Star Wars instead of training
>>856857
>"you must train 24/7 to reach your truest potential" -Obese Kevin Owens fan
>>856857
>fighters train 24/7 365
>>856858
lol I'm a skinny twink pal
>>856863
Even worse
>>856820
Ok first of all
>gets a reaction in dead crowds
>dead crowds
>giving a reaction
Hurrrrrrrrr
Second
>Sheamus
>one of the few to get reactions
Pick one and only one.
>>856854
I'm not trying to make some sort of point, senpai. I impersonate namefags all the time.
>tfw Rosemary (._. ) will never come back
Who will be the first person fired in 2016?
>>856894
Daniel Bryan
>>856894
Darren Young.
Name our Band
>>856898
JUST
>>856894
Nooph or that Tino guy. It will happen on the breaking ground finale. Although I guess that shit has already happened.
>>856893
Ive seen le rosemary a few times since the exile
>>856894
Did 2015 even have releases other than Brad Maddox?
>>856904
https://youtu.be/CxwSML6kvHc
moment of silence for all the future endeavored.
>>856642
1. Viking
2. Cauliflower ears
3. Brother
4. Glass breaking
5. America
6. Pink
7. Eyebrow
8. Favorite child
9. Curb stomp
10. Killswitch Engage
>>856898
Job Squad 2000
>>856898
Literally fucked up all of them with shit booking and writing.
>>856898
Is that JoMo?
>>856918
The name's Mundo. Johnny Mundo.
>>856898
Based Miz, potential is there jomo, tries too hard Ziggler, and JUST(hair and all) RYDER
>>856837
>
>>856840
> he cant tell Bretchad from anon after 3 words
/asp/ie get out of our general
They'll be back soon right bros?
>>856837
You earned this one, really.
>>856936
casaro could be world heavyweigh champion
the other man... not sure
>>856936
itami probably before the mania NXT takeover, cesaro probably until this fall.
>>856936
Cesaro looks like fit Vinny Caravella.
>>856933
>bretchad
>chad
kek
>>856936
>cesaro out
>kevin 'can I eat it' owens still in
>>856947
>owens is in better shape than the rock, batista and rybotch
i wanna go on a zoo tour with Owens.
i bet he knows all kinds of things about zoos.
>>856936
>Wins AtGBR
>Gets Heyman
>Goes nowhere
>Form a great tag team
>Tag partner ded
>Gets quite a momentum during Cena late open challgenge
>Gets injured
JUSTsaro
>>856775
Austin gets a pass because of his GOAT podcast, and his legit injury, not some ass boil
>>856952
>mfw the hippos treat him as one of their own
>>856775
The company knew about Lesnar so at least he went out on his back. Rock was a gradual process and made a GOAT heel character out of it, and was always very supportive of WWE in media afterwards etc. Stone Cold probably got shit but there was less social media and he eventually came back and all was forgiven. Meanwhile Cuck Man Phil is a whiny bitch crybaby who hates his fans and has absolutely nothing positive to say following a long and successful run that made him millions.
>vickie guerrero is the biggest heel of the past 10~ years
The state of WWE
>>856972
>>856547
Has this happened to anyone other than her and Natalya?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bl_RRkIqtbo
>he thinks he was number 3 of the attitude era behind the rock and stone cold
>vince actually says to his employees "i just book the shit and you guys have to make it look good"
>he actually punched hbks wife for real
topkek
>>856996
Is this the part where you tell us HHH was the number 3
>>856998
>he thinks jericho was the third top babyface of the attitude era
m8
>>856996
>cheap heat Rosenberg aka "I think Nikki Bella is the best diva in the division btw Nikki can you send me more free stuff"
>>857003
> implying she isnt
Sasha will surpass her but not yet
> breaking your own neck on a shitty japanese armbar
>>856996
>>he thinks he was number 3 of the attitude era behind the rock and stone cold
he isnt wrong.
There is a reason why he went over those two in the same night.
>>857012
18+
Foley was always number 3 until he fucked off
>>857017
>Foley
>Top anything
Please have sex
>>857017
>18+
18+
Btw I love cock
>>857018
>this retarded smark is too young to know foley was over as fuck
>>857020
>This old grampa smark is so old that forgot that Jericho was over as fuck to become the third wrestler of the Attitude era.
18+
Have sex i beg you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkWnEERXKjQ
>this is what WWE uploads now
>this is what has become of Pro Wrestling
>>857022
>only there for a year at the tail-end
please have sex you 18+
>>857027
I'm okay with this.
>>856944
kek
>>857028
>Something that Foley never had.
If you truly are 18+ then have sex already.
>>857022
t. Jerishill
>>857022
I bet you are one of the underagers that think WHAT chants were part of what got Austin over and were a big part of the AE arent you
>>856773
Jesus, it's not like they all died
>>857039
Underagers barely even know that the What chant came from Steve. They think it's a just chant niggas chant at every show.
>>857039
those underagers suck, they think the YES chant is over and not DBRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX1l-fACxn0
>>856642
1. Bury
2. Savage
3. Bronzer
4. Beer
5. Olympian
6. Boring
7. Entertaining
8. Commited
9. Based
10. Charismatic
>>856837
Those 7 films are among the crappiest films ever made. Fuck and the fanbase is more autistic than the wrestling pewnieverse.
>>856642
Nipple H
Bork Laser
Its Over
The Badass
You Suck
Who?
Movie Star
BMJ GOAT
Screeching Faggot
Pepsi Man.
>>856898
Jobber Squad.
Just realised Ryback is named after Steven Seagal's character in Under Siege
Finally somethibg based about the useless piece of shit
>>857072
> who
18+
>>856703
Who?
>>856584
No it won't. The WWE is fucked.
>>856642
>1. Triple H
Boring wrestler
>2. Brock Lesnar
Intense performer
>3. Hulk Hogan
Good presence
>4. Stone Cold
Strong personality
>5. Kurt Angle
Great athlete
>6. Bret Hart
Boring personality
>7. The Rock
Crowd control
>8. John Cena
Experienced veteran
>9. Seth Rollins
Ring general
>10. CM Punk
Whiny talker
>>856660
What time does it air Mountain time?
>>856844
>not shitting on the entire franchise composed of autistic manchild adult fans of a pg pew pew.
Another reason to hate that faggot.
>>856642
>1. The King
>2. Suplex Shitty
>3. God Awful
>4. The GOAT
>5. Muh Medal
>6. Cry Baby
>7. The Rock
>8. Apple Dough
>9. Boring Champ
>10. Cry Baby II
>kevin owens should be a main eventer
>>856898
Bon Jobbi
I hope he one day beats the living hell out of the entire roster for no reason one day.
>nxt is actually good
>>857082
it comes from his nickname and OVW name: Silverback
OVW released him so after making a vision board he came up with the name Ryback because his first name is Ryan
>>856898
The Failz
>>857113
Dont lie
It's obviously from Under Siege
>>856898
Buried For Good
>>857118
Your mother's cunt was under siege from my cock last night m8.
>>856894
Daniel Manlet Bryan
>>856642
1. Pedigree
2. F-5
3. leg drop
4. Stunner
5. Ankle lock
6. Sharpshooter
7. Scorpion King
8. Fuck You
9. Curb stomp
10. Clobbering time
>WWE writing is finally improving
>but Roman is champion
I don't know how to feel
>>857128
>>but Roman is champion
Grow up.
>>857128
>WWE writing is finally improving
what show are you watching m8?
>>857128
>>WWE writing is finally improving
Kek what. How.
>m-my neck
>>856642
1. nose ego
2. piss
3. white trash
4. best draw
5. broken neck
6. battery thrower
7. cooking enthusiast
8. better hogan
9. best laugh
10. pg austin
>>857136
I said, grow up.
>>857138
But most roman fans are underage
>>857138
>grow up if you don't like someone with zero charisma or mic skill
>>857139
So are most smarks. Mentally at least.
>unironically disliking based Roman
you should listen to your wife's son anon, that's who the product is made for
>>857142
>someone with zero charisma or mic skill
You say that as if the current roster is full of people lacking these attributes and you're not just cherry picking the one wrestler you don't like and choosing to hate on him, and writing your reddit-tier rants on here as if we care.
Hey /asp/
My wife and her boyfriend are going on a holiday so I'm taking care of his son for him - he loves Roman Reigns and John Cena so I'm taking him to a WWE event. It's my first event, anything I should expect?
>>857147
I don't like Reigns because he's a main eventer when he's not main event material.
If he were a midcarder, I'd be fine with him.
>>857146
God that shaka sign is just the dumbest thing ever
>>857151
>>857150
Right.....and when was it that you were born exactly for you to think this is something new?
>4 months until the rumble
>>857154
Just because undeserved pushes are nothing new doesn't mean I have to like it. Plus, every main eventer since Austin has deserved their spot more than Reigns
When the fuck is wk10. ETA?
>>857159
>every main eventer since Austin has deserved their spot more than Reigns
My goodness. You make me sick by how young you sound.
>>857160
4th january
>>857160
Sunday at midnight PST (monday morning)
>>857161
Name one that didn't
>>857168
Triple H
Khali
Swagger
>>857172
>Triple H
>>857168
>Del Rio
>Great Khali
>Miz
>Half of Cena's 15 reigns
>Half of Triple H's 13 reigns
>3/4 of Orton's 12 reigns
But you stay obsessed with your silly little hate you immature twerp
>>857172
>the architect of the attitude era didn't deserve his push once all the stars left
>>857181
>Deserve his push
Cause he pushed his penis into the boss' daughter
>>857179
>>Miz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWGnGaszoLc
post silly nostalgia matches
>>857184
>I unironically like The Miz
>MizTV is a masterpiece
>>857172
Khali and Swagger were trashed in less than a year.
They have spent three years trying to build the roman empire out of sufferin succotash.
>>857188
if you don't appreciate the Miz you got fucking worked
>>857186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKmUo9pTd3M
>tfw no more out of venue matches
I remember someone saying a new hardcore title could really be good with the advent of social media and the network as it could mean matches could be announced at any time outside of shows and be followed live. I have been obsessed with that idea since.
>>857191
Do you unironically like MizTV?
>comes in to fap to fans grope wwe divas pictures thread.
>Insteads finds what ever the fuck is going on here, disappointing penis.
>>857191
>Every wrestler you dont care about means you got worked.
Gladly he is buried down in the lowcard along Neville.
>every time bayley has to say divas she sounds really sad
>>856802
It was the marks that got salty as fuck when Punk left (and still are) because he walked out on their beloved WWE
Wwe is dead. My new year resolution is to not watch a single Raw or PPV outside of wrrstlemanja. I've come to terms with it. Cena is old too.
>>857208
agreed
>>857200
Don't know why, all those NXT "horsewomen" were saying womens division/title/belt in NXT like being called divas is an insult or something. It's retarded
>>857211
Diva is an insult, both for the actual definition of diva and that fact that Stephanie McMahon's creative abortion called the Diva's Division is aggressively terrible and ruins everyone it touches
>>857211
Cause Divas aren't wrestlers m8, they are just eyecandy for the horny crowd.
>>857208
>not watching the rumble
Why? Even if everything else is bad, the rumble at least has a little bit of joy when you see who shows up.
>>857211
the word 'diva' is literally an insult, just call it the fucking womens division
I'm kind of surprised by how serious Dana takes the wrestling thing. She doesn't say diva either
Also Tyler's dog is cute as fuck
Will there ever be a wrestler like Brock Lesnar? Seems to me he is one of a kind.
>>857220
>the word 'diva' is literally an insult, just call it the fucking womens division
>>857220
When I stopped watching in 2004, it was still women's and they still had pillow panty matches, when exactly did they decide to transition to the butterfly belt and the term diva?
>>857226
>when exactly did they decide to transition to the butterfly belt and the term diva?
Shortly after Steph became head of creative
>>857230
superstar has positive connotations, diva has negative connotations
What do you think of the Authority's official logo?
>>857246
It's shit
>hey uhhh we want uhhh an iron cross-uhhh like motorhead-uhhhh and a lion-uhhh then an a-uhh for Athorti-uhhh
>>857246
booty
>>857224
Ask any girl to describe the conotations of the word diva.
Or ask your mother since she's probably the only girl you talk to.
>>857255
A bitch
>>857256
The Bitches DIvision, and Bitches Title has a nice ring to it.
>>857258
wouldn't be surprised if there was some seedy outlaw promotion that had a bitches title
>>857236
Not in WWE
>muh patriarchy keeping us down
>>856603
>the miz mainevented a wrestlemania
>againts cena
>result was no contest
they can do even worse, I swear
why was bex vs banks so bad?
>>857270
Cause they've gotten complacent on the main roster.
>episode of raw starts
>this plays
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qG4aN4gZS-E
What do you do?
>>857279
Sigh audibly and go do something else for 20 mins
