Shirley some of you can't be watching those gooks?
> implying that Okada & Nakamura are midgets
Nash is a vanilla lanklet. And cancer.
> B the kuck
Second for Kane as Rumble winner.
>is a B the fagg thread
I was only going to watch for Styles vs Nakamura if Styles won the ROH title at Final battle. No, I gave ROH a chance and they failed, thus I don't give a shit about WK or NJPW. Stupid ROH thinking they can have someone be the No 1. contender for three months and not go over. They're not the WWE.
>>857434
All love - hh
Based Naito not giving a fuck about suit wearing corporate WWE fags.
Looks like I'm getting a little too big for XXXL over the holidays, time to upgrade and restock up on KO shirts.
>>857440
>putting on weight over the holidays
look at this normie
>>857436
It's AJ's fault for hurting his back.
>>857428
No I'm actually watching Gay Roll right now
>>857440
>not already being over 4xl
Pls gain weight
>>857436
>Autism.png
>>857458
I'd rather watch someone eat hotdogs than a Ryback match
>>857458
> Goldberg
> 2016
Pass
>>857461
I'm sure you would, fatty
>>857458
he's nxt champion in my wwe2k16 universe
got carried by simon gotch desu
JUST BLEEEEEED!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-mdFXKyBU
will you mark out?
>>857475
For what? Rock coming back is always announced ahead of time
>>857475
>not the Hollywood Rock theme
nah
>>857475
No because The Rock proved he can't go anymore.
Triple H vs. Him at Wrestlemania will be an absolute joke.
>>857475
No. I want the Rock to go away. He's past it. Bad in the ring, a shadow of his former self on the mic and serves no purpose other than trying to get Reigns over.
Reminder that Triple H is the biggest draw in the business
>>857475
Not unless he actually does something of interest, which he won't. It'll probably be fucking cancer shilling or something.
>>857475
Nope, never again. His face promos are cookie cutter, and tired, and he'll never be heel again.
Never thought I'd feel this way
Braun Strowman is the future of WWE. Everyone loves to give Lesnar credit for everything but the truth is Lesnar fears Strowman. Nobody wants to get in the ring with Strowman because he's unstoppable. Strowman makes Lesnar look like a little boy and he will dismantle that old man if they were to ever cross paths.
>>857490
We copy pasting from WWE's facebook now?
>>857491
I actually got it from wrestling inc
Rock vs Lensar, called it.
>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time tag team champion, 2 time european champion, 13 time wwe world champion, star of the hollywood box office smash hit "The Chaperone", the co-founder of Connor's Cure, the executive vice president of talent, live Events and Creative, the creator and booker of NXT, Vince Mcmahon's favorite son, the father of 3 happy well nourished children who love their father more than their mother, the man who slayed the boss's daughters hellacious pussy, the greatest wrestler of all time THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAYYYYYAAAATTTCCCHHHH
(it's all about the game and how you play it, its all about control and if you can take it. etc.)
>>857482
>can't even draw heat with this bait
kek
>>857458
This fucker cracks me up every time.
>>857498
How disgusting
>>857489
> ywn see Hollywood Rock vs. People's Champ Bryan
fuck dis timeline
>>857490
Strowman is the future Big Show
>>857518
He already moves at 32 like Show does at 43. He won't last anywhere near as long.
K-K-K-K-K KEVIN NASH
>>857498
> actually finding Eva RealDoll attractive
18+
>>857520
> giant mastodon who debuted on Vince's birthday
He's never leaving
C U C K Man Punk marks on suicide watch
U
C
K
https://youtu.be/aRWpJ8XtXl0
Keep crying ;^)
>>857529
Your next face of the company, folks
> uh-uh-all CM P-Punk invented was P-Pepsi...bbygurrrl
>>857536
The future looks Samoan as fuck, please Samoans fuck off already
>>857536
>I thought you had these big cans of pepsi but it, uh, seems you just got diet fanta
>>857543
>You see me? I'm a hard drink, but you? you're just a little widdle diet sowft dwink called CM Punk, bayley dat!
>>857546
I wonder what Reigns drinks
probably Corona
>Mfw Miz has main evented mania but Punk hasn't.
>>857552
Rock's cum most likely.
Based Kenny Omega blowing the fuck out of gook Marty McFly.
>>857553
>Mfw Vince has won a royal rumble and Kane/Big Show haven't
Based Guns and Gallows blowing the fuck out of Makabe and Honma.
>>857557
>Mfw Stephanie was women's champion when Ivory was at her sexual prime
>>857559
>Mfw Shane never got a world title in his prime
>one of the only bright spots of NJPW
so GOAT.
>>857560
>Mfw Shane took insane bumps wrestlers today could never take all to impress his father who only cared more about Stephanie
>>857563
he did it to fit in with the boys
>>857561
Roppongi are so fucking good. I hope they win tomorrow... but probably Meme Bucks will win instead.
>Outkarate restringu in the /wwe/ general
N A I T O
A
I
T
O
>>857569
>tfw your meme made the jump to /asp/
do you miss /sp/?
Who got the PWG results?
>>857573
nah, we got a whole board and can post ass, power rankings, politics, feels threads ect. We're ghettoized yeah but it's kind of liberating. And no one's raiding with gay/scat/gore posting so that's nice.
>>857573
These faggots will lie and say they don't, but bro, they totally do.
>>857576
>and can post ass
And how many of those ass threads do you see now
Does anyone have Dana's nudes?
http://www.pwmania.com/nude-photos-of-wwe-nxt-diva-leak-online
>>857577
i miss the flags the old general had but this place is pretty comfy
it's like the old days when your IRC net would change domains
>>857579
>>857578
check out any of the diva generals my friend
>>857581
It looks more like Lana than Dana.
>>857581
>>857579
>>857581
>>857582
>any of the diva generals
So all 0 of them?
>>857585
>>857585
fucking gross
>>857559
I miss Ivory she could fuck shit up if need be
I miss edge :/
>>857568
Why are you replying to yourself?
>>857572
Why are you replying to yourself?
I'M JUST ONE MAN
>>857615
>Watching WWE.com interview with Heath
>Apparently he finished no 8 in superstar of the year voting
his time is coming desu
>>857601
Are you fucking blind?
>>857615
>They hit Slater's music on Monday
>Too lazy to change the whole song so it still says "three man band" everywhere but the intro
>>857553
>Miz main evented wrestlemania and beat Cena to retain the championship
Just reading that gives me chills
>>857640
Shows just how little of a shit they give about the poor guy.
>>857475
Not at all. Ever since The Rock came back he's been shit and quite frankly has ruined his image.
>90% of promos are done "via satellite"
>obviously on steroids and wouldn't pass wellness tests, which is why he won't wrestle anymore
>his entire social media presence is just him taking pictures with large stacks of pancakes and shilling scam products
>>857462
I wouldn't mind a Goldberg appearance at the rumble to be brutally honest with you my family.
>>857640
I find myself liking Slater even though I've never seen any of his matches.
>>857475
Fuck the rock, he should stay making his lame movies.
>>857581
Ugly as shit.
I forgot all about the /diva/ general, Imma start up the next one in a couple hours.
>>857750
>andrew DiLardo
>>857750
NXT/Smarks/Indy Crap=Autism
>>857753
i have never seen a person dressed like that near a scooter.
>>857753
kek, the perfect autistic manchild.
>>857750
> NXMeme fans
I miss edge :/
>>857750
I don't know whether to laugh at these guys or admire their 'don't give a fuck' attitude.
>>857751
Based
>>857750
These faggots make wrestling as a whole look bad.
>>857767
>He thinks wrestling looked good to begin with
You are not any better
>>857767
Pretty much everyone still views wrestling fans as southern hicks.
>>857792
Ironically enough the biggest crowds by far are in the north.
I think most of the rednecks have moved to UFC. They're also the ones posting youtube comments on how wrestling is fake as if they just discovered it yesterday.
Vickie > Stephanie
do a switcheroo pls
>>857794
It is weird that the mainstream somehow crafted this stereotype about wrestling fans.
Maybe the endless newspaper articles worked over time.
I grew up in the NYC area and it was damn near a requirement to be a fan.
What are more ways Vince can embarass himself to put Roman over?
>>857801
Get pantsed by Roman, revealing his saggy old prunes.
>>857726
Go watch his killer legends gimmick run. It was good TV
>>857801
Kiss me arse match
it's a shame that most debuts now are well known days before it's happening, same for returns. ruins the whole surprise and excitement for me
internet ruined wrestling
>>857792
Wrestling was always huge in the north, Chicago and NYC particularly. NYC made WWF seem bigger than ever. I'm pretty sure wrestling is a big part of American culture.
>>857816
They somehow kept Braun Strowman a secret
>>857750
Autismo.
>>857809
Roman vs the entire roster in a kiss me arse match will happen by the end of year.
You now remember the storyline in which Shawn Michaels lost all of his money and had to work for JBL.
>>857820
And the Dudleys.
WWE leaks what they want to leak.
>>857826
It's called the Royal Rumble.
I think Kebby Dykstra gonna enter number 1 and win the whole thing.
>>857797
I always thought Americans as a whole loved wrestling in the 90s during the Monday night wars especially.
>>857836
Max Landis is going over brother
>>857827
I don't, must've happened in the 06-11 era of me not watching
Is he autistic?
>>857841
Paul Heymen is easily the best manager in wwe history
When Triple H gonna win the title again?
>>857839
Yeah. Late 08 to early 09. Basically the shit they did with Big Show and the authority.
>>857837
And now wrestling is watched mostly by American kids/soccer moms and the other half by autistic nerds. WWE adult male audience now are only fucking nerds. How things change.
Who else thought they would sign that Samoan looking cunt from Tough Enough with the mohawk?
>>857843
Hopefully never.
>>857846
Wrestlemania. Why do you think they've set up this Roman v HHH feud?
>>857857
No. Flair gonna cash in his rolex briefcase and win the title. Take that Cenacucks.
>>857859
I hope xe makes xir dad proud
>mfw there are anti-smarks itt RIGHT NOW
>>857759
>complains about WWE booking
>won't watch anything other than double double E
>>857860
lmao
>>857764
A little of both, they really dont give a fuck.
>>857859
> flair owning anything of worth
Il give it 2 months until he pawns his HOF rings for cheap scotch
>>857853
They did sign him
>>857866
>le stiff and dangerous working mischevious moon men
>>857870
He'll pawn Charlotte's shirts first.
>>857875
They signed ZZ too, just to show how much of a joke the whole thing was.
It wasn't even done by WWE to begin with. They hired some other company to be in charge of it, which is why they got all reality TV show people.
>>857879
>charlotte shirt $250
>sasha banks shirt $1,020
>>857879
>Someone was willing to spend in excess of one thousand dollars to own a shirt worn by Sasha
I like her too but jesus christ. I'd bet money that it was an obese male with a taste for a certain hat.
>>857879
Them fat neckbeards are fucking creeps.
>>857875
I thought he'd be on Breaking Ground
>>857885
Probably that mudslime oil prince diva fan, cant remember his name
>>857892
They sent him to The Brian Kendrick so that means they REALLY like him
>>857892
probably might be in the future, they already have a bunch of people they are trying to focus on. ZZ, the indian dude, and the that ex NFL dude.
>>857895
>hhh is sending me all these people to make me re-pay my dues
kendrick at least seems to be chill as fuck so that probably helps.
>>857897
GANGSTA
>>857836
What is Kenny doing now? Still wrestling?
>>857428
they're butterscotch midgets you racist
>>857816
Gladly i dont follow media of wrestling, really i only visit /wwe/ for my information.
>>857900
Paul London and Briack Kendrick team was the GOAT tag team.
I miss them.
>>857865
>There are anti-Bryan smarks RIGHT NOW that are still being worked by The GOAT.
B A S E D
R
Y
A
N
anybody know if /jp/ has a NJPW general?
>>857915
they should bring back londrick.
but let London be a goofy fuck.
>>857915
>2006/2007 Smackdown Tag Division
Good times. Then they had the draft and ruined it.
Reignetty is a replaceable fuckdummy that does not a draw.
Reminder that Beeg does flippy shit better than Roman.
>>857919
nah, that board is all waifu shit. Go to /wooo/ for some real wrasslin talk
If you guys wanna know what people want to see in WWE, just ask a random family member/friend who watches and hasn't been corrupted by the internet.
You'll get your real answer there.
>>857938
>post on woo
>mods don't like your opinion
>BANNED
>>857935
Seriously, I hate idiots who keep saying that Big Show needs to retire. He's still got more star power than most of the current roster.
>>857935
>Beegs beet red face
My sides, I would love him more if he did athletic spots more often.
>>857942
Is this new bait? I like it
>>857944
Because it's true, everyone knows who the fuck Big Show is, no one knows who the fuck Owens/Neville/Breeze/Kalisto/etc are, nor that they will give a fuck about them if they did.
>>857946
Basically yeah. Big Show may be old but he is still more relevant than all the new guys including Ambrose and Rollins.
i really like big show.
he may be absolute shite in the ring nowadays, but him constantly yelling how he is a giant is so dumb its funny.
>>857943
Him giggling like a child when he realises he pulled it off is priceless. I doubt he could do stuff like this too often though. Guy's lucky he isn't in a wheelchair as it is.
>>857948
I unironically like him desu. He's a lot of fun when he's allowed to be, even if he can't go like he used to.
We /beeg/ now
>>857953
>>857953
Someone post that pic of a guy jacking off to beeg.
 ▲
▲ ▲
>>857971
epic fail
>>857964
>supposed to be the next face of the company
>can't hold a microphone without 200,000+ people changing the channel
>been on his own for a year and a half without winning a single big ticket feud
Explain this Romarks.
If I wanted to start watching WCW, like from a certain moment (the start of NWO, certain PPV, etc) till the point it gets bought by Vince where would I start?
>>857993
the best of WCW Nitro was between 96 and mid 99 late 99 was when Russo took over and when WCW went to shit. And for PPVs: Starrcade 95, Spring Stampede 1999, Great American Bash 1989 and Bash At The Beach 1996
>>857991
All i'll say just like Roman, all these new guys like Cesaro, Kevin Obese, Bray Jobber, Seth, Neville, etc. They just don't got it.
Are we hyped?
>>858006
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
>implying that will ever happen
I would actually watch NJPW if that had an agreement for WWE stars to face theirs every year or so like ROH.
>>858009
NO
NO
I miss edge :/
>>858006
>implying this will ever happen
>>858013
me too bro
How long until Wrestle Kingdom 10?
>>858000
Sad but true, there isn't really anyone I see as the face who makes people turn into the WWE in 5/10 years.
But the worse of it is that I don't see a potential heel to make that face worth watching either... I can't wait to be in 2020 or so.
>>857430
>>858018
Samoa Joe could be that face or heel now if WWE could write
>>858000
Kevin & Bray can be top heels with better booking, Seth will be a great top face, the rest including Roman are upper midcards at best.
Braun the Snowman
>>858020
kek
>>858006
this can't be real
>/wwe/ tempt at always being contrary has led them to like the Big Show
this is getting out of hand
>>858023
with a trenchcoat he did go, to the school yard to expose his balls and dick made out of snow
IWGP Heavyweight Championship
Okada (c) vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi
IWGP Intercontinental Championship
Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. AJ Styles
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship
Kenny Omega (c) vs. KUSHIDA
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship
reDRagon (c) vs. Matt Sydal & Ricochet vs. Roppongi Vice vs. Young Bucks
ROH World Championship
Jay Lethal (c) vs. Michael Elgin
IWGP Tag Team Championship
Bullet Club (Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows) (c) vs. GBH (Togi Makabe & Tomoaki Honma)
NEVER Openweight Championship
Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs. Katsuyori Shibata
Vacant NEVER Openweight Six-Man Tag Titles
Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale, Tama Tonga & Takahashi) vs. Toru Yano & Briscoes
Hirooki Goto vs. Tetsuyta Naito
Are we hyped?
>>858031
you should have seen this place the day after roman won the title
>>858031
I don't he's fucking shit and hasn't been good since Heyman's Smackdown. He also has the worst overprotected finisher ever.
>>858033
>outlaw karate in the /wwe/ general
>>858033
>posting this again
Why?
>>858039
Because it's tonight you fucking manchild.
Sorry it'll be past your bedtime when mummy needs to put you to sleep
>>858041
This is /wwe/ general, not gook wrestling general. Go post your shit elsewhere
>>858033
Is there going to be English commentary?
>>858041
>Unironically watching outpoop wresting
>>858033
I'd rather not stay up till 4am like a geek Brit. I'll just sit and hope for a 720 release that'll never come
>>858041
Nigga you are the manchild, no one wants to watch that shit, no even the most autistic faggot here wouldn't want to watch that crap.
>>858047
Yea Matt Striker and Kevin Kelly
>>858048
>not enjoying wrestling outside of WWE
come on nigger.
>>858053
Cool, will probably watch then. Matt Striker is good. Wanna see Styles/Nakamura also.
>>858054
>>I want to watch more Kane and Big Show in 2016
Literally no one said this. We just don't want to watch your dumb promotion. Are you getting paid to spam here?
>>858055
>I come to /wwe/ threads to shill muh outlel wrestling promotions because If i made a general for them there'd be 2 ips max, one of which is me samefagging on my phone
>>858033
make a gamethread for it and fuck off.
>>858033
2 maybe 3 good matches
junior heavyweight tag match will steal the show.
Nakamura IWGP HW program when
>>858065
when they want more low selling shows.
>>858000
How do you even know that?
With the exceptions of Punk and Bryan, any baby face that's gotten over in the last ten years has been immediately stifled. All in the name of ensuring BMJ or Roman is the only guy to cheer for.
Same with heels. Any heel who gets a semblance of momentum gets neutered. Bray Wyatt and Rusev being the most recent cases. They got over by being interesting/dominant respectively. And they promptly had to lose to Cena over and over until they became irrelevant.
>>858067
I take it his drawing power has a decade-old stench from when he was the Super Rookie, milquetoast wrestler?
I'd have expected Styles to win the IC title, but then the rumors about his next contract emerged.
>>857428
based vince at the cowboys game looking good.
>>858067
> 36,000 for their wrestlemania
Lol
I wonder if mcmahon is recruiting cowboys talent from jerreh
>>858076
I wouldnt doubt it, some dude did the HBK pose after a sack.
>>858037
What a fucking chokeslam ?!
>>858075
(packed)
>>857428
Dont call me surely
Been watching the monday night wars and goddamn, scott hall was just naturally cool lol
>>858006
Bryan would die in the ring
>>857433
> Kane finally winning the rumble
> in 2016
> not back in the day when I was a little mark
I would mark, but come on man, is fucking 2016
>>857433
Seth Rollins is going to win the rumble
>>858018
There are guys who can fit that bill if creative wasn't run by icepick lobotomy patients.
>under no circumstances should a heel ever look like an actual threat
>only acknowledge the existence of a fraction of your roster
>just trade wins every week, that way no one loses :D
>sorry up and coming talent, the over the hill veteran needs this win a lot more than you do
>lol what's continuity?
>>858095
DO YOU KNOW IT IS THE CURRENT YEAR?
>>858075
>36000 (packed)
Bray Wyatt wins the Rumble. How do things change?
>>858018
Like WWE will be around in 2020.
>>858086
18+
>>858111
Ratings would go to an all-time low, like first week RAW was on the air low.
>>858086
How old you be little one?
>>858114
Once Vince dies and haitch replaces Smackdown with NXT and makes Raw more smarky WWE will only get more lucrative. Prove me wrong
>>858119
NXT has yet to have any success outside of wrestling fans, so no, it won't be lucrative yet.
Is Wrestle Kingdom over yet? Did I miss the Youngu Buckus?
>>858123
Nah it's tonight at midnight PST
>>858111
He'd go on to lose at mania if that were to happen.
Bray never wins big matches.
>>858114
you think wwe is going to crash and burn in 5 years?
on a scale of 1-10 how QT3.14 is Peyton?
second question, why isn't she your main waifu yet?
>>858132
-10
>>858132
>Beanie to cover up the fivehead.
I have a fivehead too so I know all the tricks.
