High Test sub-edition
Kevin Owens is literally the GOAT
can't wait the look on your fat autist faces when he beats Roman for the WWE heavyweight title
I see he is having a A+ recovery.
>>855889
Is Based Shawn ever coming back
>>855892
old pic, he's with the trashy nazi now
>>855891
lose weight
>>855889
https://my.mixtape.moe/ymvdnt.mp3
>>855895
yeah noticed the 2015, i feel stupid now
>>855891
Fuck off gorillafag
>>855897
>https://my.mixtape.moe/ymvdnt.mp3
What did he mean by this?
Does HHH hate Punk because he rubbed his dick on Stephanie while hugging her in his briefs infront of a RAW crowd?
Ryback standing ovation at WWE hall of fame ceremony before Wrestlemania 50
Kevin Ovens standing ovation at PWG sold out crowd of 50 neckbeards
>>855908
Most unrealistic one so far tbqh
Ryback 30 time world champ
Kevins obese owens mistakes golf ball for marshmallow. Dead at 40
>kids love her
>marks love her
>smarks love her
She will save the #divasrevolution. How can one be so perfect /asp/?
Who knows when the next guerrilla position will be up
>>855911
>being over at nxt meaning anything when going to the main roster
lmao this full sail delusion
who is this gorilla posting ryback dick sucking faggot?
>>855911
She's what Charlotte wishes she was tbqh
>>855907
Punk spoke truth to HHH and men like him don't like to hear the truth, just what they tell others what they want to hear
>>855911
>gimmick is being an annoying bitch that smiles alot
Female roman reigns confirmed
>>855921
But that isn't her gimmick dummy
Who hype for the WrestleMania of professional wrestling?
>>855921
>gimmick is crying everytime someone cheers something during your match and literally being dangerous in the ring because you're too light to help support your opponent do flips or high spots safely with proper rotation and literally breaking sasha's neck in both their "all time greatest matches.....which both had multiple spots in botchmania" also shes ugly as fuck and every time they post a pic of her for "up coming match" or something its heavily photoshopped to hide her chin bumps and eye bag lines
>>855919
Hunter was shit butthurt because Punk didn't want to fight him at Wrestlemania, HHH can take the truth but he can't take someone denying him a match
>>855924
>ching chong ping pong
>>855926
"w-why didn't he let me go over"
>>855925
>You will never be this butthurt about a female wrestler
>>855925
sort yourself out
>>855925
>not being a hugger
whats wrong with you faggot?
>tfw people power wont return to replace the authority
>>855897
>>855906
https://my.mixtape.moe/rpquia.mp3
>jack swagger hasn't been seen on TV since jobbing to del Rio
JUST PUSH THE WRONG GUY SENPAI
As a person who doesn't watch NXT, but loves to shitpost about, how accurate am I about these gimmicks?
>Balor- Sometimes a demon, sometimes a boring dude
>Bayley- Shy underdog girl? Annoying bitch
>Samoa Joe- Fat angry samoan
>Corbin- Douchebag that hates the industry he works in
>Banks- Cunty monkey
>Zayn- Manlet?
>>855939
As a follow up, does anyone in nxt actually have a gimmick besides Balor?
>>855939
Got 2 out of 5 right (Balor & Joe) and Banks is on the main roster so she shouldn't even be there
>>855940
gimmick wrestlers are a dying breed. its kind of sad.
>>855924
Wrestle Kingdom 10 gon be.... GUT
>>855939
>As someone who doesn't know what they're talking about, this is what my thoughts are
Idk what kind of response you're even expecting
>>855889
> not knowing what high test is
Embarrassing
18+ please have sex
>>855940
>gimmick
sorry, coming out to the ring in paint isnt a gimmick
you have to be able to talk properly, even the fucking boogieman can enunciate and talk properly as seen in his segments on Swerved
>>855950
Oh look it's this autist again
>>855952
Vince should have kept WCW going and ran two companies instead of one, having them put each others stars against each other at a joint WM tier event once a year. Maybe even let Shane or Heyman run it.
>>855924
> 26,000
> (packed)
>>855951
I never argued that. I just want to know what their gimmicks are becaise they seem to not have any. At all.
why is nobody tlaking about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfr7981G82A
>>855939
True
True
True
True
False
Falseish, hes 6 foot
>>855911
Bayley is cute! CUTE!
>>855924
>No Goku vs Vegeta
>No Gohan vs Piccolo
>No Jackie Chan vs Kim Long
>No Yuu Sum vs Puu Chun
>No Eggroll
Shit card
>>855962
>epic showdown
>Cena vs Reigns
nah
>>855952
> literally not knowing what high test is
Post jaw kiddo
>>855961
their gimmicks are what ever 100 drunk fans will shit cheer
then when they go up to the main roster they get burried
daily reminder that Adam Rose had the same exact gimmick, so did Bo Dallas and the Ascention, ect....
the only guys to actually main event (more than just for 2 months like Owens) was the Sheild and then once they broke up Rollins who was already over and the first NXT champ 4 years prior before being put on team "make romin look strong"
>>855962
Already did
>>855961
>gimmicks
>past the year 1990
Name one successful top guy since the Hart/HBK era that had a gimmick. Characters are what works now and have been for about two decades.
>>855966
>godzilla vs mothra
>>855961
corbin is a biker lone wolf sons of anarchy character
bayley is a mix of Barney and Cena
Finn is a foreigner who would be heel if Sami and Itami were around
Nia Jax is related to the Rock
Sami is the lovable underdog trying to make it in the big leagues
Itami is japanese
>>855972
Who is the Undertaker?
>>855972
Cena was a wigger rapper
Next question
>>855976
> since the Hart era
Read better dummy
>>855972
>. Characters are what works now
Too bad no one on the current roster has any sort of character
>>855975
>Sami is the lovable underdog trying to make it in the big leagues
>2016
>Being a Samifag
>>855979
Yeah we don't have characters or gimmicks anymore.
We have "great athletes" and "hard workers, he works his butt off every single week john!".
>>855983
THERES THE NEW SENSATION NEVILLE GUYS!
>deafening silence all around the arena
>>855982
Well what do you watch wrestling for, if not the matches?
>>855982
> not watching wrestling for the matches
Shit meme aside this is something a pathetic divafag would say
>>855987
The compelling storylines and knife edge drama obviously
>>855986
>flippy shit who has less creativity than the 2 spics
he fucking sucks ass
it got to the point where he literally did the same fucking routine at a PPV then RAW the very next night
infact when they made the King of the Ring tournmanet which was tuesday, he faced Barret on RAW did the same shit, then the very next night same routine
only times he did something new was the crowd barrier flip in like his 2nd ever match
>>855987
Interesting stories and characters are what seperate WWE from the actual sport. So there ya go
>He doesn't think she is the most natural babyface to ever grace womens wrestling
>>855895
>>855898
>zahra @zahraschreiber 6h6 hours ago
I rang in the new year playing @RockBand with my 2 favorite people. If that doesn't set the tone for a good year I don't know what does.
she cleans up well. I see why she was seths side chick.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP1in4gg4ps
>>855990
> thinking he isnt told exactly what to do
What a dumbfuck
Never saw him in NXMeme then brah?
>>855991
That's what books, movies, TV shows are for
Almost all wrestling stories are shit and unoriginal
>>855992
18+
>>855990
Tbf it's his fault his moveset is limited. Flips start getting boring when they are the norm instead of the exception though and that is the problem
Reminder to vote for NXT Slammies
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/wwe-nxt-year-end-awards-2015-28420735
Reminder to vote for NXT Slammies
>>855996
Well this is a tv show where story happens regardless of quality. You're implying that WWE should just have wrestling matches and absolutely nothing else
>>855996
>raw isnt a tv show
They literally try and brag about how it's the longest running weekly television series all the time
>>856002
Not at all what I was implying. Stories are an important aspect of wrestling, but the matches are the main attraction. If you tune in just to watch stories, there's absolutely no reason to watch wrestling over something else because you'll find better storylines anywhere else.
>>855995
>>855998
>>856003
infact that's why it was so apparent that he didnt do the turnbuckle to turnbuckle 3 flip gimmick during his match with Jericho at the Japan show
then after he botched a spot at a PPV they had the nerve to then make him kayfabe "slip" on RAW the next night to make it seem like he was really hurt (similar to how Nikki tried to kayfabe miss her 2nd turnbuckle flip kick that ALWAYS is misstimed on all the PPVs, yet in her last apperance tried to act like her knee was hurt)
>>855992
>that torso
>>856007
WWE storylines are very different from what you get in other shit though. Not that long ago we had a GOAT tier storyline (Bryan's WM 30 triumph)
Please vote in my poll lads >>856014
>>855992
> babyface
You mean monkeyface
>>856018
monkey hugger
>Tfw watching a series on netflix where a chick does the 619 after seeing a Rey Mysterio vs. Orton match
Contemplating making a webm cause of how hard it made me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFGLc9aQpkU
post funny things sports entertainers and wrestlers say in the ring
>>856029
or at least give name of series, season, episode, and time famalam
>WWE.com saying they want Sasha Banks to win the IC title in 2016
>>856032
https://youtu.be/WFoC3TR5rzI
The greatest promo of all time
>>856038
Not even Lucha Underground is that crazy
>>856038
There's no way that list was a approved by anyone of importance. That is some bull ass shit
>>856017
>no bretcunt
>no option to vote for you
>not even a strawpoll
Useless prick
>>856044
>#10 Triple H wins
I'm sure that's all he had to see to approve it
>>856038
Was retarded and shit in the past putting mens belts on women.
>>856052
This. Even with Chyna it was stupid. No matter how buff a woman is she's going to be physically inferior to the male competitors. It's even worse to suggest Sasha, who's like 100lbs. A teenage boy could thrash her.
>>856036
Yeah it's heroes. Laughing too hard brehs.
>>856040
>>856046
> other, please state
What a dumb cunt. Im voting for you
>>856038
TEN THINGS WE WANT TO SEE IN 2016
>#10 Triple H wins the new Grand Slam by winning the U.S. Championship
>#9 A Diva wins a male championship
>#8 A Superstar wins the Royal Rumble Match in his Rumble debut
>#7 Dean Ambrose breaks an Intercontinental Championship drought
>#6 A Hall of Fame Diva returns to the ring
>#5 The Undertaker competes in a Casket Match
>#4 A woman joins The Wyatt Family
>#3 WWE World Heavyweight Champion vs. NXT Champion
>#2 Roman Reigns teams with The Rock
>#1 John Cena clinches his 16th World Championship
Thoughts lads?
>>856058
>fucking around when mil muertes is in the ring
she should be dead
>>856060
I was implying they should be named in the list you mongoloid, top yourself.
>>856061
When will this divas revolution shit end?
>Speared by Mil Muertes
Must feel a bit comfy
>>856061
>Muh wymyn
>>856061
3, 4 and 8 would be good in booked/written well. Want 1 too if Reigns doesn't stop standing tall after beating everyone up every RAW
>>856066
Gimme your name now so i can add you to the list cunt
>>856073
I'm that guy who spouts memes
>>856061
>#9 A Diva wins a male championship
>#6 A Hall of Fame Diva returns to the ring
>#4 A woman joins The Wyatt Family
JUST
>>856061
Does anyone really want to see this? I can't see amy of it happening except BMJ becoming a God
>>856061
>A Diva wins a male championship
>>856076
If Somoa Joe wins the NXT belt, I'd like to see him and Roman go at it
>>856061
>>#10 Triple H wins the new Grand Slam by winning the U.S. Championship
hes fucking going over
>>#9 A Diva wins a male championship
hhh daughter in 10 years
>>#8 A Superstar wins the Royal Rumble Match in his Rumble debut
big cass winning conifrmed
>>#7 Dean Ambrose breaks an Intercontinental Championship drought
>deanetty
>>#6 A Hall of Fame Diva returns to the ring
trish or lita vs nature girl
>>#5 The Undertaker competes in a Casket Match
would be interesting
>>#4 A woman joins The Wyatt Family
paige or bliss new gimmick
>>#3 WWE World Heavyweight Champion vs. NXT Champion
roman buries balor or joe
>>#2 Roman Reigns teams with The Rock
could happen.
>>#1 John Cena clinches his 16th World Championship
no doubt.
>>856073
kek so you're the faggot OP that cares so much about tripcunts he made a thread about them. You're worse than them
>>856079
>paige as the sister abigail
please stop
remember when people wanted paige to debut as sister abigail
>>856076
5 and 8 doesn't seem that big of a deal to me. 2 is something I see them doing to try to get people to like Reigns more. 1 is unavoidable destiny.
>>856084
>pale as fuck
>already wears goth spooky makeup
>screams for no reason
>already has a ghost like shirt.
>cant understand every other word she says.
she was made for that gimmick.
someone remembers the Tommy Dreamer gimmick of eating nasty shit? Why the hell he accepted doing that shit?
>>856086
Feels like such a long time ago
>>856092
He was actually getting paid in the wwe, not IOUs like ECW, had twin girls to take care of, he took care of his kids and wife.
Paige is so ugly and fat now
I used to jack off to her in nxt now I can't even get hard to her
>>856091
Every member of the Wyatt Family is surprisingly eloquent on the mic. Paige on the other hand is a bumbling retard.
>>856061
All of this is shit except #1 and #8. Though there was an anon a while back that had some decent fantasy booking regarding Bayley joining the Waytt family. Could be interesting if it happened but I don't think she could play a good heel and WWE certainly don't want to even try that.
>>856096
Her makeup is perfect in NXT.
Now its too heavy and looks terrible.
That along with her getting fat and never getting rid of her belly ring like based Emma did makes her a disappointment.
>>856096
Iktfb. Brits always ruin themselves with alcohol by the mid 20s.
>she will never look like this again
baka wasted potential
>>856096
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w76oruSg8Yk
>Bray, Bo, and Brawn Strongman on UUDD
Best episode yet
>>856104
>kayfabe
>>856106
If Neville wasn't there, it would be an all heel function
>mfw Axel finally wins the 2015 Royal Rumble this year
http://youtu.be/ENdIQXqvk2E
the 619 anon mentioned earlier
>>856104
Xavier is literally cheating with that spam
>>856112
Miz should have chose Sagat and spammed back
>>856104
>reposting that cause you saw it in my thread on /v/
>literally weeks late
>it was posted here when it occured
>>856112
>in the game
>cheating
lemme guess, you yell at the screen when a guy in COD kills you with a weapon you dont like, too right?
even tho you could easily use that same weapon
>>856117
I've never played COD seriously in my life.
>paige got fat posters
Can you faggots go back to writing articles for tabloid magazines holy shit
>>856116
>implying I go to /v/
18+ kiddo
>>856104
Yeah guys remember that footage we had of Hogan playing Honky Tonk Man in Tecmo Bowl
>>856112
>moaning because youre too dumb to stop simple tactics
You're as stupid as The Miz tbqh
>>856120
Why are you so upset?
>>856104
Got a link to their rematch? I don't feel like going through his entire channel.
>>856120
>>>/tumblr/
>>856116
> my thread on /v/
18+
> getting rump rustled over nothing
Please have sex
>>856126
>>>/twitter/
>>856061
>>#9 A Diva wins a male championship
If they're going to make a Diva an IC, US or WWE World Heavyweight champion then at least choose a Diva who actually has the strength to compete with most male superstars, Chyna is a perfect example, she's won the IC championship twice, compare her with Sasha Banks and her skinny little arms.
>>856132
>chyna could compete with most male competitors
This delusion
>>856128
>31 years a virgin
>changing in 2016
>>856132
sasha probably has a bigger penis since shes flat everywhere.
>>856132
>Any diva ever
>Strength to compete with male superstars
lmao
>>856132
Chyna's matches were fucking terrible, just like all the fucking chick matches are nowadays. They all suck. Women wrestling is a joke. You just can't see past it because you are a virgin and you think you have some personal connection with these girls because you see them every week.
Protip: It's fine to think they are hot. Stop pretending their wrestling is good. It isn't and it won't ever be. You want to make women's wrestling entertaining? Put them in a bikini in a pool full of vaseline
>>856132
Charlottes the man to do it.
>>856140
Say that to my face and not online motherfucker and see what happens.
>>856142
*Charlie
>>856141
>>856141
My nigga dropping it cold and blunt.
Anyone who disagrees is a delusional virgin faggot, I challenge anyone to post 15 five star woman matches.
You literally can't because there are none.
>>856141
Have sex
>>855889
holy shit this cringe as fuck fake boo track
>crowd literally dancing as they cut to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0XsApNtIlA
>>856168
that new titantron looks fucking amazing
>>856145
>le strong because she's obese woman
Really the only girl who'd even have a chance is Becky Lynch because of her brown belt in submission wrestling.
>>856148
If Jake the snake said this shit, half of you faggots would swear it was a great promo
>>856179
Becky lynch can be a rainbow crystal belt no one gives a fuck, she's 30 pounds lighter and 5 inches shorter than even the manletest manlet, it'd look ridiculous
>>856182
And Rey fucking Mysterio as world champion didn't? They did that twice. I would not put it past WWE to give a woman a man's belt at this point.
http://strawpoll.me/6425461
>>856179
>brown belt in submission wrestling.
U wot?
Would the female Wyatt have an angle were she is the Wyatts cumdump and also their blood relative?
>>856206
brayyyy lmao makes no sense but from what i remember she helped bray become himself , someone from church or school, she was in a position of power, so no sorry none of your fetishes.
>>856216
A female Wyatt doesn't have to be sister Abigail, you retard
>>856206
But the Wyatts aren't even related to each other.
>>856191
based wah
>>856192
Yeah apparently that's a thing. Probably why she uses the armbar.
>>856224
Santino's little helpers
FIGHT
OWENS
FIGHT
>tfw can't go back to a great job
>tfw have to hear Punk's bitching every night
>tfw zero ass and tits
>tfw attention from the public is decreasing
>tfw can't leave Punk due to financial reasons
>>856224
>people will say the roster was better then
>>856222
Remember when D-Bry was billed as Daniel Wyatt after joining? I still don't get that.
>>856236
Being AJ is suffering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zacHu2kKzfA
>that fucking laugh
>>856237
Thats literally our roster now minus 3 guys
>>856245
A+ laugh
>>856236
shes fucking her idol litas ex bf
shes fucking a former wwe world champ
she did the madden commercial
she has somethings that are alright, she lost her dream job though.
LOOK IN MY EYES
>>856257
DA BASED GUY.
Curtis Axel confirmed for RR.
>>856260
He will either pull the same gimmick, get eliminated quickly or last a surprising amount of time.
>>856263
He should make it to the final four.
>>856263
He's already lasted for almost a year
>>856263
This is WWE we're talking about.
They're going to pull the same gimmick and run it into the ground.
They already ruined the R-Truth gag by using it immediately after he won the slammy for it.
does the thread crashed for anyone else?
>>856256
i'm sure the first 2 were a novelty at first, that doesn't sustain interest for years. like backstage staff meeting Cena etc for the first time eventually the buzz goes.
and a commercial pales in comparison to being on RAW and PPV's consistently, not that she has no attention but like I said it's decreasing
>>856258
do you think ryback has a special routine when he puts on his singlet, armbands, wristbands, elbow pads, knee pads, boots, beanie, and half shirt?
please stop saying mark/smark
its embarassing
my fav 5 list of wrestlers
1 ryback
2 ryback
3 ryback
4 ryback
435934590347847834953490 kevin obese owens
>>856309
who is #5 then, fatass?
lose weight.
>>856315
sorry
5 dean ambrose
>>856315
5 cesaro
Seriously though, kevin bitch tits owens needs to be a midcarder for life
kevin owens wins rumble or riot
>>856330
oh he causes rumbles alright
>>856328
>yfw based Oreowens wins the Royal Rumble and squashes Roman for the WWE title
>>856333
>>856328
big country cuts good promos,.
we know Woods is a horsefucker, who else in the roster is a ponyfucker?
>>856338
Big E, Kevin Owens
>>855908
That's funnier than that pasta over Ryback winning the WHC.
>>856333
>>855910
Fuck off gorilla poster. Ryback will always be a low to mid carder.
>>856342
calm down you dont want to get too mad or you might have a heart attack
>>856338
Sandow
Have they fucked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uEZc4dngEk
WHO ELSE HERE IS HYPE AS FUCK!!!!!!!!
>>856349
Nakamura is probably the only gook wrestler I stand, apart from Fideotatami. Gotta give it a shot to that NJPW thing, its in english right?
>>856346
Its known that Hall has fucked all the divas
me on the left
I can't be the only who thinks Asuka would be the perfect Wyatt/Abigail.
>Goth her up a little
>Keep her off the mic entirely and the others "speak for her"
>She's got that psychotic wrestling down pat
>Not too thin, doesn't look like a barbie like Emma or most other Divas
>Evil grin for group "run" vignettes
Her or Eva Marie in all black everything.
>"They booed and booed me for all these years, I too know what it's like to be shunned by everyone Bray!" kind of angle
>>856245
>>856358
>wwe
>creative writing
>>856363
They have so many golden opportunities right in front of them and they just ignore them all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pbS7iCMxn0
Ok Sin Cara's injured now the Lucha/ New Day feud can finally end
>New Day rocks chant
>LUCHA LUCHA LUCHA
God damn it.
>>856358
I really want this. She'd play the part so well.
>Asuka with a gothic look
muh dick
>Emma is dating Ryder
feels bad man
>>856370
WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT
>>856366
not bad.
heel Roman would be okay
>>856370
I'd just be glad I got something out of the company after that burial if I were him. Snuggling up to Emma probably helps the JUST feelings.
Has a woman ever been busted open on WWE TV?
>>856379
when mae young gave birth
>>856376
Well at least Emma is with the longest running Internet Champion in WWE history.
>>856370
>Get sent down to NXT
>Get new qt gf
The man's got talent
>>856385
I see intense sadness in his eyes in every photo he appears in.
>>856366
>WHO WEARS THE BIG WATCH?
That should be his catchphrase.
>>856379
Victoria v Trish Stratus hardcore rules match
Also I think Mickie James was bleeding from the mouth at the WM match with Trish if I remember correctly.
>>856385
Pretty surprised John Morrison was there with the three.
>>856393
Why would that be a surprise?
>>856393
I dunno, probably the fact that three employees from WWE is with a person who got in huge trouble with the locker room and management and eventually left the company.
Just surprised.
>>856394
Because he's a niger.
>>856000
Sasha confirned winning 3 Slammies
https://streamable.com/9jsn
OH MY
>>856390
All I see is that contagious goofy smile.
>>856385
Look at those tits. God damn.
>>856273
That was to parody the Steve Harvey Miss Universe thing though wasn't it?
>>856379
sasha broke bliss's nose
