Most meme segment ever
E C W
E C W
E C W
>>850512
RAW IS BEEG
>Heath Slater sign
Guy is a hero desu
New stars status: Moved Over
Who /onemanband/ here?
Jinder mahal next please
>i really wanna see this
No, nobody wants to see Beeg vs Ryback
>RAW the jobber edition
>it's a Beeg returns from a 4 month absence to destroy all the jobbers who haven't been on RAW in 2 years segment
"hey guys look at all these wrestlers we couldn't book"
why is Beeg going over? He isnt going to do shit during the rumble
who /Ryder/ here
WHO CAN POSSIBLY ELIMINATE THE BIG SHOW IN THE RUMBLE?
No Axel or Sandow in the jobber skit?
I'm done
>bigslow shows up to ruin everything
So, who /a/ here?
>>850544
>Truth punching himself
Is it bad that that actually made me kek.
>>850526
He needs to do commentary with Titus. Those 2 would be amazing behind that table.
>putting BEEG over in 2015
>ahh my back
>Every single year Big Show is a favorite to win the rumble
>Big Show has never actually won the rumble in his entire career
>Potentially hilarious segment with Slater, Miz, Truth, and Ryder
>Ruined by the two least entertaining people on the roster
Why?
>>850557
>zack 'hands too small to hold the ball' ryder
>>850341
FUCK YOU
It's really impressive that bs and kane are still working
Did...Beeg just cut a decent promo?
>feeding the entire roster of Superstars/Main Event to BEEG
I'm crying.
Are fucking feeding people to Big Slow AGAAAAAAAAIN?????
AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN??????
>Being this worked by BEEG.
Based Beeg.
>>850551
>he will then go back to jobbing against roman
BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG BASED BEEEG
1 MORE CHAMPIONSHI RUN
B M J
M
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go away beeg
>BEEG
>WIN RR OR RETIRE
RIP in peace bigslow
BASED BEEG BLOWING OUT THE SMARKS
Who else marked out for his music?
>>850564
>>850566
they would be the goat but the issue is probably that it would be 2 heels and Cole being there wouldnt balance it out
>>850564
Right here senpai.
>Ryback not so big guy after being thrown out of the ring
>>850559
HE'S A GIANT MAGGLE! I DONT THINK ANYBODY CAN
>>850575
Beeg is a good actor/decent promo, he's just absolute trash in the ring.
If he replaced JBL he'd be great
>>850585
No one intelligent
>>850561
yeah, why don't they just turn Axel back into a "perfect" rip-off of his father, coupled with Sandow's old "smarty pants" gimmick?
They would be like when Perfect and The Genius teamed together
>>850575
He always cuts decent promos.
BASED
E
E
G
BIG SHOW THE GOAT AND THE MAN WHO KEEPS THE JOBBERS IN LINE!!!!!!
Who the fuck is actually going to win the rumble?
Can't think of anyone since they won't do it with an nxt callup like joe
>>850557
Always and forever
>>850556
To make whoever eliminates him look good.
>it's a 'feed people to beeg only to job him out to lesnar, cena or roman' episode
Christ WWE. If you're going to make him look stornk then actually go somewhere with it.
PHIL!
Boy am I glad I don't watch this on a regular basis. What was the point in the Big Show coming out and burying a bunch of wrestlers? The dude fucking blows and this won't go anywhere.
>>850601
BIG
>>850588
>tfw Titus has an okay look and average charisma but he is literally the clumsiest poopoo tier wrestler on the roster
>>850601
Cena or Lesnar
>>850601
Bork
>>850596
Found the butthurt smark
>Big Show number 1
>eliminates some jobbers at 2,3 and 4
>countdown to number 5
>this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQcxKSI6YSs
>eliminates Show instantly
how hard do you mark?
>>850588
Got a point. Why is it that all the heels can actually do amazingly well behind the table yet whenever a face gets on the mic, it's nothing but terrible?
>>850569
who eliminated him last year? I remember him and Kane ruining the whole thing by slowly picking everyone up and tossing them over
>>850575
In what way was that a decent promo?
>you want me to retire?
>when I enter as #1 and win the RR and then win the WWEWHC I'll sho e it up everyone's ..... naw you ain't getting me in trouble!
>>850575
Beeg is literally one of the best actors/talkers on the roster when he's given good material to work with
>>850613
MATCH
>>850601
a part timer. Most likely Brock.. hopefully not Rock
Maybe they'll do something suprising and have someone new go over
But this is WWE so that isnt gonna happen
>>850601
who fucking cares.
at least roman won't be there to ruin it
>>850601
>seth rollins early comeback
>last entrant
>rollins v reigns at wrasslfest 16 ggnorre
>>850598
Except that the intellectual saviour gimmick was boring as fuck and McGillicutty has the charisma of a cardboard box
>>850601
sheamus, cena, or lesnar probably. Likely lesnar.
>>850601
Cena. Passing of the torch OR Cena ties Flair moment at Mania.
>>850612
Most people agree he's good on the mic, he's just booked terribly so nobody wants to hear him.
>>850626
JOHN
>>850601
>Can't think of anyone since they won't do it with an nxt callup like joe
If you don't think it's between Cena and Lesnar then you have limited intelligence.
>>850626
JAUNE
>>850623
BEEG and Kane both got eliminated by reigns, and it was this year. not last.
>>850619
Hard as fuck
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
>it's a beeg match
Hope Based Ryback wins
>>850231
>Nigga you're literally watching a PG show
>>850596
Keep tipping m8.
>>850547
And here it is
Beeg is only good when he's heel. He's such a wonderful asshole. Watching him literally cry about getting fired was the lowest point in his career
>BEEG vs Ryback
fucking hell, I want to kill myself
>>850623
>who eliminated him last year?
Roman Reigns.
>beeg vs rybotch
JUST
>>850619
Not a Corbin mark but he's a great heel. Throwing a couple jobbers over the ropes and lounging in the ring for a minute like Bray last year could be good for him.
>>850601
BROCK LESNAR
>>850649
BOOK
Why is big slow back in the ring?
>>850618
Found the autistic fuck that can't stand when someone has a better opinion than him.
>>850646
>beeg
>good
no
>>850656
Complete lack of any established heels
>>850654
ROMAN
Based beeg getting real heat from these new york hipsters.
What's that Beeg? I don't think the cheap seats could hear you calling that
This is boring.
>>850569
Only thing he's won is that's somewhat close is that Andre the Giant match.
>>850575
He's a great talker.
>>850588
>>850622
Actually wait, he is a face right now. It actually could work out.
>>850601
Le yes chanter
>>850601
Roman Reigns
2 for 2
maybe this time only most of the crowd will boo him. every year he will win and fewer and fewer people will care enough to boo anymore until finally he wins to the thunderous sounds of apathetic sighs
>Big "Sir Farts-a-lot" Show
>>850601
orton or bork probably bork
>>850640
>rr2016
>midget indie jobbers in early
>Zayn, Neville, and Balor showing off their work rate
>#6
>Corbin's music hits
>him and his stepfather/manager Kevin Nash walk down the ramp laughing and chanting This Is Wrestling
>Corbin goes in and effortlessly eliminates them all
>looks strong and puts up a good figfight before getting eliminated by Brock
>>850657
>better opinion
>(you)
>wrestling is super serious stuff all the time
Wew take that stick shoved up your fanny and head on back to r/squaredcircle
>countout
lel
I am having a match against Roman Reigns at wrestlemania and I was told I can have my own custom entrance so I'm getting the muses to sing a song as I come to the ring to fight Roman, wish me luck.
>>850619
Not as hard as when this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQvrJGQN9JY
How many world championships has BEEG had? 5?
>one hour until BMJ returns
FUCKING FINALLY
>>850601
King Barrett
RAW IS RAWLL-UPS & NO CONTESTS!
>>850646
>tfw Big Show used to flip jeeps and chokeslam people through the ring
>now he cries a lot
I really wouldn't mind seeing him get one last run if they actually booked him as a formidable heel. His feud with Sheamus a few years back was actually really good with some fun matches.
2 hours have passed and the most memorable thing is that zack Ryder came out for 2 minutes before getting tossed like the jobber he is
>>850672
>le Reddit boogey man
>>850567
I want to be raped by Lunch.
>>850671
This is quality booking friend
>>850680
winning King of the Ring and the most useless belt have been the only highlights of his pathetic career
>>850684
>That filename
>>850684
Man that expression goes so well with JUST.
ratings are going to be absolute dog shit and it will be funny
Would you rather Punk or Bryan come back at the end? This is very important
>>850686
Launch you stupid fucking reedit fag god get it right #triggered
>>850693
Bry/a/n
>>850685
>Gets upset that Big Show is back
>Gets butthurt beyond belief that he's a dumb smark getting worked by a legitimate heel
Where is Haitch
Wait so is Show actually entering number one in the rumble?
>>850693
Punk because Bryan is annoying as fuck.
>>850692
>Vince opener
>BMJ return
2nd hour will be horrible but the others should keep it at normal level
>>850693
P/u/nk
>That fucking skeleton
Who the fuck is fabolous?
>Dean out first
CAN THIS FUCKING COMPANY DO ANYTHING RIGHT???? FUCK
>>850693
None.
>>850693
Punk isn't fragile like glass
>>850693
Punk. I'd rather not see Bryan die in a match.
>>850693
Punk
literally nobody wants that shitty Intercontinental championship so Dean just hangs out in the tag division and randomly attacks people, desperate for a challenger
>>850684
thats gold
>tfw there once was a time when the USO entrance got no reaction
>we'll never be able to get those days back
>>850705
Whats a containment board? Also, don't call me a weeb you asshole.
>usniggers
>>850710
His feelings are though
>>850671
i like it
>>850697
If you know what 'smark' means, you're a smark. You just worked yourself
>>850715
What's wrong with the usos?
is that roman reigns' brother?
The League of Nations' Tron is fucking terrible.
Did tumblr make it?
>Usos didn't come out with bones through their noses
YOU LIED TO ME VINCE.
>>850711
>I'd rather not see Bryan die in a match.
finally someone looking out for GOAT face.
>>850722
Stay worked smark. I hope Beeg being on your TV screen triggers you worse than a tumblr feminist with pink hair.
>>850719
I dont care for either but he asked out of the 2. I'd rather see Kurt Angle back.
>>850720
>vanilla midgets
>6'4 Sheamus and 6'5 Barrett
>Sheamus is ok with not being champion
Is Big Match John going on last? Is he winning his title back? Is this Vince's attempt to carry on the trend he started with Roman of shit actually happening on Raw?
>>850716
Stop being a pathetic weeb then you queer
>Yfw Sheamus is actually right
if vince mcmahon is arrested, howcome there's no record of his arrest?
fucking btfo
>>850732
Yes. He's main eventing tonight. It's a non title match though. He'll win it back at the rumble.
>>850719
>someone mentions Punk
>underage WWE marks get instantly bootybothered
OK, they've been talking about this Vince angle all fucking night.
What's going to be the pay off /asp/ ?
Barrett is probably the weakest member of the league.
>>850735
What'd he say I wasn't paying attention
>Sheamus was champ for only 3 weeks
>>850732
>LoN interupts
>Ramen saves the day
>offers Cena a hand up
>Cena gets up and AAs him
>YOU CAN'T SEE ME
>Basic Thuganomics plays
>>850741
Ramen attacks Vince in his cell with a bed pan.
>the usos and ambrose have a bond
>>850739
How would liking Punk make me underage? That makes you underage cause only an edgy teenager would be impressed by his antics.
>>850741
Vince gets bailed out and haitch returns to challenge ramen at the rumble.
That's the swerve, match at rumble instead of mania
>>850742
>probably
>>850728
You worked yourself, smark. Stay triggered
>implying I watch current WWE
>>850739
I miss cute Paige
>>850744
Sheamus is perfectly fine with losing his title and would rather attack a tag team for no reason
>>850744
I was surprised at how short it was especially since he is the leader o a stable right now.
>>850754
Stay worked smarky boy
Do the Uso's even lift?
Something seems off about the Cena return I can't put my finger on it
Usos and their glass legs again
Remember when Dean wasn't a cartoon character with a weak as fuck offense?
Where is everypony?
>tfw BMJ return is less than an hour away
>>850765
I'd have to go back to CZW days for that.
>>850768
18+
>>850751
Underage WWE marks are eternally buttblasted by Punk because he walked out on the company they love, so whenever anyone mentions him they sperg out with butthurt rage
>>850744
Dumb doomposter
>>850601
Brock better enter second and kill everything with Beeg before jumping out to let Beeg win since Bork will be in mania regardless
>>850771
have sex
>>850765
No?
The only time he was ever decent was US champ with the shield
He's atrocious now, spamming the fucking rebound clothesline
>>850771
back to reddit
>>850772
>Caring about Punk
>Ever
>>850760
You worked yourself, smark
>>850774
>yfw they become the most dominant tag team of all time afterwards: the next beeg thing
>>850773
>Not Doomb Dumposter
>>850601
Cena
>>850780
Hi, reddit
>>850601
Roman Reigns
What they chanting
Cutting yew logs in Varrock waiting for BMJ to save RAW
>Sheamus is anything but boring
>WWE universe trying to get under his skin
Heeeeeeeeh
>>850786
Only reddit would care about a "straight edge atheist jerk with no instagram"
Please go back there underage punk.
>>850661
STRONG
>That fucking bulldog
Why do people like Dean Ambrose?
>>850789
This is boring.
daily reminder deanetty
>>850694
This is the most pathetic post i've seen all year
THIS RAW FUCKING SUCKS
THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
THIS IS BORING
>No reaction for meme ambrose
>buh hes the new austin!
>>850793
>only reddit would
Good job giving yourself away, redditor.
Anyone notice Barrett hasn't done anything all match?
did jbl just mention dustin runnels?
ambrose needs a fucking haircut
>>850802
>new austin
People don't actually think this, r-right?
>>850804
He's injured and it's apparently pretty serious. That's why Roman hasn't hit him in weeks and lets him run away.
>>850804
Hes injured, hes only in the match because half their roster is working a house show at the moment.
Fuck it, I'm done for tonight
>>850804
He's the head coach. He's the Phil Jackson
>>850803
Have sex kiddo
Also Dean is pure garbage.
>>850804
he has nerve damage
>>850804
He's the brains of the LoN
>>850799
Coming from le spooky fedora man poster that aint much of an insult
>>850804
He's ma nigga but he's clearly the worst of the 3 so i'm not too bothered
>>850806
>the lunatic front, back and sides
>your first sold out raw in months
>literally give them dog shit
what are they doing
>>850807
Its been unironically said before including in /wwe/ threads
>>850804
Barrett hasn't done anything his whole career except get injured
>>850820
They want to get out of their cable contracts at any cost.
How are the Raw house shows? Is it crap like this?
>>850820
Trying to finish what WCW started all those years ago.
>>850819
BIG
>>850809
>Be injured
>Still go to work
>>850793
>this underage WWE mark butthurt about Punk
Like clockwork. You seem to know a lot about Reddit too, maybe you should go back there
OVER
AS
FUCK
>>850824
The ones they've just signed?
And they aren't going anywhere else with these dogshit ratings
>>850822
tbf, it was back when he was hot as fuck in that Summerslam against Seth, in the aftermath of the Shield breakup
>>850825
no they are fun and main event always involves tables and kendo sticks
>>850829
This is his biggest gig in ages.
He'd better show the fuck up if he wants to stay relevant and not released.
>samoan wrestler
>uses the samoan drop
>>850830
>Tears at this Cuckman punk fan replying to me twice
Here's your (you) redditor. Go cry into your richard dawkins book.
Did Uso #1 just do the dab?
>>850826
Vince is selling the company to AOL?
>>850828
MATCH
are LON faces? what are they doing
The league gets a win
>>850838
Sheamus is the Irish wrestler and uses every move that has "Irish" in it
>LON so strong they won a handicap match
BASED
>Usos will be out of action again
based, hope they just retire
OWENS FUCK YES AMBROSE BTFO
Is Cena gonna get cheered or booed?
>>850842
Steve Austin is the new CEO get used to it
