JUST
>tfw he's my bitch in prison now
BOOK
>>850953
BMJ
R/a/wportin
>BMJ minutes away
>>850941
>MY NECK
THE RYBACK
DAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD SKREEEEE DAAAAAAAAAAD
>YFW they blew all of this RAW's budget on the fake paparazzi
BMJ BMJ BMJ
ITS BIG MATCH JOHN
>>850941
Pop up power boner.
http://i.imgur.com/jt0VNYF.gifv
>the only press covering Vince getting out of jail is his own camera crew
OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK OV ER AS FUCK
Does anyone think Dwayne Johnson will be as good a celebrity guest star as Stephen Amell
BIG MATCH JOHN
>spic no heato in the main event
>All those fake "reporters"
>tfw you got a Cena cumrag for Christmas
I missed BMJ.
Welcome back,daddy
what is LON?
>>850941
>Another police angle
I guess the one last year was too long ago
>the crowd will never stop chanting BMJ sucks
>tfw I like cenas music...until the vocals kick in
>>850952
saved for reaction images
thx senpai
CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA CENA-SAMA
The champ is here
BIG
MATCH
JOHN
O
H
N
>>850992
Fuck you Marks. I love Big Match John.
THANKS JAWN
>that cena girl crying
BIG MATCH JAUNE
>>850999
At this point it's like You Suck with Kurt Angle. It's just there forever.
>there are britons awake right now watching cena get a gigaton of cheers
>cena is mad he lost his title clean
What a face
>>851011
You jelly
Ganbatte Cena-sama
>>851005
CENATION
>BMJ back and already burying an entire stable
Literally the GOAT
>>850980
Someone needs to add Owens grappling a wrestler from behind then switching to that
>>851019
of course m8
of course
>its a 'Cena reks virgins' episode
pls don't bully Cena-senpai
>>850992
>>851022
literally the exact opposite of the average Cena fan
>I busted my butt wrestling jobbers every week
based fucking cena put his shirt inside out in the laudry and now its inverted colors shirt
That's it bury the only heels you have
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>THAT FAT SMARK GETTING REKT
>>851015
I am a brit and I stayed up for BMJ
why wouldn't the belt be on the line Cena has a rematch for it still
>Not even a title match
Why are we here again?
>>850992
This needs to be a meme
Barrett knows how this ends...
>LON come out to back up Del Rio
>Del Rio nowhere to be seen during the LON match
>REIGNS IS GOING TO COME OUT TO HELP CENA
>CENA WILL AA REIGNS
>CENA WILL BEAT DOWN REIGNS WITH THE LON
HOLY SHIT
>>851042
LOL
O
L
>you're an idiot
>>851044
THATS A MIGHTY FINE SPEECH SIR BUT
YOURE AN IDIOT
>>851045
I'd mark the fuck out desu pham
>lol ur a doodiehead xd
fuck off cena
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>>851045
Reigns didn't help Ambrose, he wouldn't help Cena
>adr forgot where he won the title
>gringo idiota
Whoa, man!
>"Te has vuelto tonto, gringo idiota?"
>>851045
Cena is not allowed to wrestle Roman or one of them will look weak. Cena is forced to waste time over the US championship so Roman can have the heavyweight title
Del Rio showing more personality right now than every single week since he's been back combined.
THATS NOT PG!!!!!!
G O O N S Q U A D
O
O
N
S
Q
U
A
D
Also BMJ is mad salt.
JUAN CENA
>Punk bitch
CENA SAID A NAUGHTY WORD, HE'S GOING OVER TODAY. ALL ODDS ARE NULL AND VOID!
GRINGO
>finally have cena lose the title
>now have him bury the guy who beat him
Is nobody allowed to get over
juan cena
N-Not PG!
PUNK
BITCH
KEK MAN BTFO
>PUNK BITCH
>JUAN CENA
THESE GOD TIER BANTZ
CENA JUST SAID BITCH GUYS
B I T C H
I
T
C
H
HOLY SHIT! I've never heard John Cena call someone else a "Punk Bitch" before! EPIC WRITING, WWE! 10/10!
PGfags BTFO
>JUAN CENA
JUAN CENA
CASS AND ENZO
>>851059
>>851060
>Juan Cena
he's not wearing the mask tho
BIG MATCH JUAN
BIG MATCH JUAN
>>851073
juan deag
JUAN CENA!
Man this promo makes Cena seem salty
HWAN CEENAAA
Juan Cena namedrop
CENA UNSCRIPTED GOAT
>juan cena
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Dawg
a
w
g
>NOTORIOUS BIG
>JAY Z
OH MY GOD THUGANOMICS IS RETRUNING
OMFG THUGANOMICS IS RETURNING
>Juan Cena
ayy caramba
where /Brooklyn/ at?
Damn, This fucking reaction. Roman will never be Cena, Fuck that Samoan cunt
this is CITY WE ARE IN
[LOCAL REFERENCES!]
THIS [CITY] IS DA BEST
>THUGANOMICS
Cena unleashing his inner nigga
BIG
MATCH
JOHN
DAWGGGGGGG
>>851073
Cena is such a faggot
TITLE MATCH
TIME TO GET BURIED
>>851099
WORD LIFE
>>851103
LOCAL SPORTS TEAM SUCKS!
Calling him a little bitch in spanish would be a lot better if cena hadn't done it in english
>Juan Cena
top kek
THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. MATCH JOHN
>>851101
Right here nigga
Thanks for holding my belt Del Rio.
>>851102
Cena is the GOAT crowd worker. Remember the Montreal show he turned around?
>Wrestlers booking their own title matches...
JUAN WANTS SOME BIG MATCHES FOR YOU FROM THE WREKAGE BROTHER
>>851116
ayyy
10/10 segment
>Cena in his first match back gets a title shot
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
BK NIGGAS WHERE YOU AT
>Cena takes his shirt off
>Throws it to the crowd
>Cena holds his shirt before commercial break
lel did they throw it back or something?
>>851121
When Steph, Trips & Vince arent there Cena is the owner.
JUAN BEANA
>>851116
kek
>>851121
Makes sense desu
There's no authority figure at raw atm
>Cena
Jesus Christ
>>851113
NO, LOCAL SPORTS TEAM'S RIVAL SUCKS! LOCAL SPORTS TEAM IS GREAT! [CITY] IS GREAT! THIS CROWD IS GREAT!
IF BMJ LOSES WE RIOT
>Mfw Cena literally started speaking ebonics and the crowd went nuts for him.
What a guy.
Hey, /asp/. Are you gonna defend your title. Or are you just gonna be a PUNK BITCH.
>>851127
Never heard of a rematch clause mate?
>>851111
So
You think you're untouchable [spoiler]quads man?
Who /Alberto/ here?
>>851127
Never got his rematch so why wouldn't he
WORD LIFE
RUCK FULES
B A S I C T H U G O N O M I C S
>>851130
yes
that's when he made the comment about the crowd being tougher than del rio
you have to give john credit for thinking on his feet and turning that around really quick
>>851130
wouldn't be the first time
Del Rio cut a good promo there
Nowhere near his LU stuff though
>mfw we get a good match ruined by LOLHEELINTERFERENCE
>>851128
Ayo
How is BMJ so GOAT?
That was literally the best promo in months.
>>851145
right here pham
THATS A MIGHTY FINE SPEECH SIR BUT YOU'RE AN IDIOT
LISTEN TO THIS PEOPLE! YOU WON THAT MATCH ON A *LUCKY* KICK, YOU MADE THAT TITLE SHIT WHEN I WAS GONE BACK TO BEING A REGULAR JOBBER.
THANKS FOR HOLDING MY TITLE BUT NOW ITS COMING HOME CAUSE WE'RE IN BROOOKLLYNNN BABY
is this the current gamethread?
>>851139
Welp, that's all the convincing I need.
>mfw Cena is the fucking GOAT
>>851145
here
RIP in peace Lemmy
cena wins, calling it
>>851155
literally nobody can cut a promo in the main roster ATM
>>851154
How does WWE allow ADR to use that kind of langauge if is a PG show?
>yfw LoN triple Juan and still lose
>>851163
Cena always gets his win back
>drink hard and party hard as fuck
>die
what a suprise lmfao
FUCK YOU /mu/
So remember kids, cry like a bitch, insult and undermine people until you get what you want.
BE A STAR
>>851145
>he will never have this much fun again
thanks wwe
So Lemmy Getting HOF induction next year?
Based Lemmy
WHAT THE FUCK????
They're playing his god awful performance as a tribute? hahahahahahahahaha
If Alberto no Heato can't win on Scooby Doo, how can he win this BIG MATCH?
RIP Lemmy
Reminder that /mu/ killed Lemmy
>booing lemmy
what the fuck brooklyn
also evolution is the best theme tune ever
Evolution is a mystery
;_;
Lemmy is kicking Jäger shots somewhere in peace....
>Lemmy recap
they gonna show him forgetting the words
>>851169
>of cancer
>Cena getting like 70% cheers even in a smark city
CENA WINS LOL
>talking to dead people on twitter
>dead people bother to read your twitter after they die
>you will never have to defend the United States Championship belt after your challenger calls you a "punk bitch"
EVOLUTION IS A
MYSTERRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>851181
When you do the shit he did and make it to 70, let alone 40, you can't really criticize his shit. He lived life his way and went on as close as you can get to your own terms.
>>851190
they both called each other one
>>851182
I didnt know that. I should take a peak over there
Juan Cena
>>851155
Lmao
>>851188
It's more about paying respect to their life, my autistic friend.
>BIG JOHN CENA
THEY KNOW
THEY KNOW
THEY KNOW
So is Zeb kill again?
>>851190
You will never be able to get a title match anytime you want by insulting the champion until they agree
>Getting convinced into a title match where you're undoubtedly going to lose.
It'd have made more sense for Cena to invoke his rematch clause but he completely buried Del Rio and his clean win.
cena looks fat and pale
del rio is hung or is he packing his thong
>>851186
Cancer is generally inflicted by your lifestyle m8
>>851200
Pretty much
>>851196
Shoop "Cenation" to "Cenacion" and we're even.
Someone remember that time Cena bullied his way into a title match with Rusev at mania?
How is he not a heel?
>>851145
He's very solid and a professional. Needs a better gimmick though
>>851203
It could have been worse
>Scathing del Rio/LoN heel promo
>Fine speech
>>851203
i don't think del rio is meant to know that matches are prebooked in kayfabe breh
Why isn't the nigger commentator not talking
>>851199
Know what? "BMJ" is literally us copying what JBL and Cole said
>>851212
How have you not had sex? There are like 3 billion girls in the world, you have had 20+ years to do it. What is wrong with you?
>tfw I look like Cena now
20% Body Fat
>>851196
TU CAN'T SI ME PERRO
>>851212
I don't get you fuckers sometimes. First you complain that Cena's too plain and that he's too damn babyface and that he's some sort of mary sue, then you fuckers complain when he decides to berate an actual fucking heel?
>>851178
>He pinned show fag
>>851212
He is a heel, he's just really over with women and kids.
>>851198
Talk about them, not to them. They are dead.
Also, Twitter is shit and if the only mention your beloved departed friend gets is a short "tweet", then that is some cheap payment of respect.
>>851199
JBL is the one that coined Big Match John, idiot.
We didn't make it up.
>>851218
0/10 bait fuck off
>>851212
Hello reddit
What THE FUCK was the payoff for the McMahon angle earlier?
>>851221
Where was I complaining? I'm literally recounting events as they happened.
>There are people on Reddit who will defend this piece of shit episode
>>851208
pancreatic cancer can hit anyone and can kill in weeks
but it aint a tittie so no money goes to researching it
>just beat Cena in 2K16 for the U.S. Title
>>851218
Found the brit still awake at 4 am watching this shit.
>>851230
Had to cook something up for those tv ratings bro
>Footbal owns monday
>>851215
You'd think after joining a stable and having at least 1 competent former champ as a member, they'd have been able to talk him out of this pointless and undeserved risk. Their group doesn't seem to make sense and they have very little reason or chemistry to even be together.
>>851219
post body with time stamp
>>851235
that aint me senpai
>>851234
is that the alberto del rio storyline?
>>851229
hello faggot
>>851218
>having sex with a girl
>>851234
Cena's my IC champ right now. Tried to actually take it off him but the bastard always finds a way to get it back in the end.
>>851235
No that would be me.
HE CALLED HIM JUAN CENA ON AIR
>>851230
vince will return and stop the match like he did with truth and bo
>>851230
the payoff was roman reigns not having to cut a promo
>>851222
In a tag team match senpai
Del Rio STILL BTFO
>>851234
>Tfw waiting for 2k16 pc release
2k15 was so bad
>Cena beats up Rusev and puts him in his meme submission until Lana okays the match
>This is typical face stuff
BOTCHAMANIA
hey remember john cena vs cesaro us open challenge
>>851245
we need the nation flags back on this board
Tell me about Big Match John, why does he covet the belt?
BIG MATCH JOHN WINS BIG MATCHES
>>851244
took me 4 months to actually get it from him cause it had me as the #1 contender and wouldn't give me a match until extreme rules
>Backstabber
CARLITO CONFIRMED!
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ME SAY "BIG MATCH JOHN"?
>hit guy with near finisher
>within 3 seconds he has you in your finisher
what the fuck?
For one fleeting moment I was fooled into believing that a Roman title reign wouldn't be complete dogshit by the way they handled giving it to him.
>then raw happened
>multiple times
Also
B M J
I A O
G T H
C N
H
>John even more gassed than rocky
thrice in a lifetime soon, match will be like a DBZ episode with resting instead of powering up
BIG MAC JOHN HAS A BIG APPETITE
>DEL RIO TSUUUING
LEL
>>851257
Was getting injured part of your plan?
>>851260
>tfw game didn't book the champ in a singles match all fucking year just to stop me cashing in mitb
help
YFW Del Rio goes over clean?
>>851265
>I was untouchable out there tonight
kek stu is funny
>>851256
We need to back to /sp/.
>>851233
I know I said generally, not all forms
>>851265
Lel
SHADES OF NAKAMURA!!!!
>>851267
BIGCH MATN JOH
AH LOVE IT MAGGLE
>is cena gonna tap?
kek
>drawn out armbar spot
His arm would just fucking break
rampage jackson ruined the armbar and triangle forever
