is it too early?
I don't care. RAW THREAD
current champions
>WWE Wolrd Heavyweight Champion: Roman Reigns
>Intercontinental Champion: Dean Ambrose
>United States champion: Alberto Del Rio
>WWE Tag Team Champions: The New Day
>Ric Flairs daughter has the girls belt.
stream location
>http://taima.tv/r/wooo
Britfriend here, will it be worth staying up for?
Who /a/ here?
>>848860
doubt it.
>>848859
Damn, you beat me to it friend.
>>848862
I'm gonna stick around for this Raw since I don't have work in the morning.
I'll just move this bad boy over here, gotta remind people that Sexy Samoan, CZW Guy and Mexisellout are still the champs.
>>848859
Today should be interesting. I guess i'm already used to American entertainment not being good and sucking.
>>848861
>>848888
Oh no! I'm new with computers. How do I undo this?
>>848871
What is your job Steve?
![mr kennedu].png](https://i.imgur.com/KzARByU.jpg "mr kennedu].png")
>you will never watch daniel bryan take a big fat hornswoggle sized vegan shit into brie's mouth
>>848894
What do you administrate?
This Is the first raw I've watched since the last wrestlemania. What am I in for?
>>848897
What a gimmick.
Raw will be boring tonight. Nobody cares about John Cena.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
thank you jhon
>>848861
>>848861
>tfw cba going downstairs to watch on tv
Chimmel is back? Since when?
>>848912
This RAW needs more Hogan.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
Wait......are they actually trying to push Reigns as the next Austin now? I haven't watched this shit for awhile
>>848918
Reminds me of the dickgirl randy orton i saw on /d/
>Pat Patterson announcing
kek
>>848907
Private and confidential stuff.
I wonder who Steph is going to slap a concussion into this week...
>>848912
Roman Reigns is bad on the mic and can't wrestle.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
BASED ROMAN
>Barca flag out of nowhere
As if Lemmy is dead.
Fuck everything.
>>848933
I'm going to pretend that means you're a spy.
>Reigns walks through the crowd with the WWEWHC
Somebody WILL nab that out of his hands one day.
I assume they will get many, many opportunities to over the next few years.
>>848938
#bringbackhulkhogan
>PUSH SASHA sign
I miss Sheamus as champ
>>848861
Everyone, baka
>getting beaten to the ground by a woman
ZACK RYDER TO BE ON RAW TONIGHT
>>848861
#BringBackHog/a/n
>steph is awesome highlight recap
every week
>>848948
>Somebody WILL nab that out of his hands one day.
its not they literally have a security guard near him or anything oh wait...
SOMEONES GETTING FIRED
so . the /wooo/ stream dont work ?
>>848963
Woo woo woo is this true?
>>848959
Have you not seen her physique?
>>848946
>Lemmy is dead
Fuck.
Well, 70, battling cancer and still drinking, doing speed and coke all day, I guess he lasted longer than the more than average party guy
>>848924
First time watching a raw in probably a year.
Same question, his wiki still says he is on hiatus
>>848953
LEL BTFO
released any second now like colt cabana.
BOW DOWN TO THE
brother in law
kek
someone post the streamup link taimas dead
>Super Meme punch
>>848971
Unless that security guard has super-human reaction times it's entirely possible and plausible someone could quickly snatch it out of his hands whilst both he and the security guard are standing right there.
>I own the island nation of Samoa
>>848987
Alt isn't
>acting like vince never beat the piss out of steph
>We own the belt
Mind if I borrow it family?
>>848995
Considering the amount of Samoan's he's pushed over the years he probably proxy-owns a lot of land or something
Thank christ for the hot crowd
Daniel Bryan?
>Vince still salty about d-bry
>Daniel Bryan
>CM Punk
Fuckin' smark crowds
OH BOY
>Daniel Bryan chants
>SHUTUP
>Louder Daniel Bryan chants
HAHA YES THE GOAT IS STRONG
>the state of roman
>>849015
ty based brooklyn. my hometown is making me proud
these chants ahahahaha
This promo SUCKS
>>848984
> It's all about the game and how you can take it
> It's all about the game and how you can play it
> It's all about the game, you know you can't take it
> It's all about the game and how you can play
>>848958
Hopefully it isnt a long reign
>you will live to see Trump/MacMahon 2016
feels good man
>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
Every time roman speaks I like him less
And I was someone who didn't get why he was hated for months
>vince back to racism
lel
CM PUNK chants?
Racist Somoan undertones?
Holy god.
>CM Punk chants
Over as fuck.
cutting deep Vinny
MY NECK
MY BACK
BUH GAWD HES BROKEN IN HALF
>PUNK AND D BRY CHANTS
BASED BROOKLYN
>R-ROMANS OVER GUYS!
GET FUCKED YOU FAGGOTS WHO PRETEND TO ENJOY DIGESTING VINCES POOPY
I don't know why, but this reminds me that John Cena vs Vinnie back in 2006.
RACISM OOOOOHHHH MY GOD
SAMOANS BTFO
>>849030
>one city
lel yes so strong
>beating up an old man
Roman is a thug
>>848978
https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/681622800973623297
Yikes
>"CM PUNK! CM PUNK!"
inb4 YOU FIRED
>Racism
Oh joy.
What the fuck is this garbage?
My NECK?
Muh neck!
This is the best the writers can come up with?
SOMEONE POST LINK TO THE STREAM, NOT THE DEAD TAIMA SITE BUT THE STREAM DIRECTLY
inb4 roman assaults the police
jesus christ bone through the nose are you fucking kidding me?
THE FINGERPOKE OF DOOM 2015
C O P S
O
P
S
L A W Y E R S
A
W
Y
E
R
S
Stone Cold fude 2.0....
>70 years old
>You're a few steps away from having a bone through your nose
This is some the gayest shit I've seen
>>848912
This is like watching a football injury...
Also, are they REALLY doing this? Blaming Reigns for false injury whilst Tom Phillips can't stand up from the fetal position?
>>849091
>inb4 superman
>racism
>chyna style MUH NECK
>steph doing owen voice
wooow this is going well
Please stop.
>MY NECK DAMMIT
>the only worse than reigns wrestling his reigns on the mic
>Roman over with the po-po.
>"I like Roman Reigns"
lmao is wwe trying to turn the police face?
I'm starting to remember why I only watch NXT.
Hey guys what do you think about Stone Cold Roman Reings
just tuned in wtf is this cringe shit
>>849135
Police is the new face of WWE
Lol what is going on
You guys think youre badasses?
>>849088
I only know this one
http://www.stream2watch(dot)co/sports/wrestling/wwe-monday-night-raw-live-stream-december-29
>arrested for yelling at a police officer
wut
What is going on? What the fuck is that?
Vince needs to lay these pigs out..
I've had enough already
>>849139
>the same company makes that logical show and this insane trash
we already hae cmpunk and dan.bryan chants we need NXT Chants.
inb4 Lucha Underground chants
WE WANT RUSSO
>>849139
dat file name
WHY
>>849144
YES! YES! YES!
>>849144
Fug m8
POLICE FACE TURN CONFIRMED!!
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING
I want to shoot myself already!
HE'S GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK ML
Wtf is going on i turned on raw and vince is getting arrested
>>849144
How is your neck vinny
POLICE BRUTALITY
I DO NOT CONSENT
>>849151
>AMERICA
>>849151
its nyc, look at a cop wrong and they will cuff you
>>849144
see ya in the slammer
Holy shit is this embarrassingly bad.
>>849144
Bring Back Bryan you fuggin' old bastard.
>racism from the beloved mr. mcmahon
>cops are faces in nyc on the day of the no indictment of tamir rice
great job wwe, very on point with this garbage
>fake cops promo #16548846-B
Bravo Vince!
I haven't watched Raw in months, is it always this terrible?
>Vince using the US Justice system to get Reigns over
bur
is he being detained?
GET READY GUYS WE ARE HAVING A RUSSO TIER WRITING RAW
The best part of this shit will be the Vince faces we'll get.
Why are the mcmahons being shafted? Are they faces?
never mind tuning out the second hour.
ABORT RAW NOW!!
muh dad
>>849178
are we WCW tier now?
Just turned on the tv someone tell me wtf is going on here?
Actor cop doesnt want to read Vince his rights.
This is bullshit. There is no way those police officers wouldn't have shot a half black guy wearing a flak jacket in the head by now.
>>849152
sooo, what the fuck actually happened just now?
>>849187
It's usually terrible, but not to this extent.
>The cop adlibbing
>throwing in that little punchline
UNPROFESSIONAL AS FUCK. VONCE WILL BE OUT IN A DAY
>Didn't fully Mirandize him
Welp
Why isn't the league of nations coming out right now and BTFO of the police?
>>849187
Nah, usually gets worse.
>>849201
Even worse. WCW circa 2000.
>>849152
I want Kevin Castle to go.
>Handcuffs in the front
>Guy can't even say the miranda rights
>>849187
Yes
>>848859
How do i get the stream to work lads? On my phone and all that comes up is the defualt taima page with no stream or chat?
>Vince takes 4 cops to escort him from the ring
Looking strong as fuck desu
>>849156
One is made by a guy who (egotistically charged) loves this business. The other is made by some 70 year old who hates wrestling and loves amateur drama theatre.
VINCE DINDU NUFFIN, HE'S A GOOD BOY
Does this mean Shane O Mac Returning tonight!!!!!!
"Ratings are low, we need a way to make everyone excited about the WWE again. What can we do to do that?"
"......40 minute opening segment where we pretend someone gets arrested?"
"...Perfect."
>Dindu nuffin
>>849168
poke pals are in the other thread
> Reigns giggling his ass off
See, even he can't hold it in how bad this is.
at least cena returns tonight
Now i truly believe they are having restrained Dan. Bryan from competing, he would shit on reigns in every way and steal his spotlight
is that movie at least watchable?
>>849190
HANDCUFFS ON A POLE
>>849235
>What kinda opening segment you want f am?
Has WCW been revived ?
>>849152
>bringing up d-bry when he was never part of the subject of discussion
way to project.
>>849235
Then we'll follow it up with Cena taking the US belt back. They'll love it!
>>849250
This.
>>849215
LoN are jobbers, even the police would go over.
>>849222
miranda rights aren't a real thing they have to do
I can't be the only person that thought that was one of the worst segments of 2015 right?
>>849215
>league of nations not beating the shot out of the cops claiming they have diplomatic immunity
THE WRITERS ONLY HAD ONE JOB
>>849259
Just fuck my ratings up.
Whelp. Back to Fallout.
>>849221
KEVIN "I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TALK ABOUT WRESTLING ON MY OWN WRESTLING PODCAST" CASTLE
>Christmas episode
>Smarkbusters aren't going to watch/review it
I hope you guys are boycotting Raw tonight.
>turn on to see Vince
>get this Russo-WCW tier segment
Well, back to videogames
>"I own you"
>"A Neanderthal"
>"You're just one generation away from a bone through your nose"
I was a year off, but IT'S HAPPENING
http://consequenceofsound.net/2015/12/r-i-p-lemmy-kilmister-motorhead-frontman-dead-at-70/
Well I'm going to go listen to some Motorhead now, this show fucking sucks as it is.
The Rise and Fall of WWE.
>tfw you forgot RAW was tonight
EVERY FUCKING WEEK
Were they trying to recreate the Austin segement where Vince got arrested?
>>849249
If reigns could just stay looking serious I'd like him a load more
>>849208
topkek post of the day
>>849264
More like: Then we'll follow it up with Cena winning the RR and facing Reigns in WM32 for the WWE WHC. They'll love it!
This is some Russo tier shit right here.
>>849274
Way to close 2015 fám.
>>849208
Do people seriously still forget that white people get attacked by people too, and liberals don't give a shit if it isn't a black victim even if they're a fucking criminal who tried to attack the officer?
>>849286
>>849254
its awful and not even in a funny bad way
>>849262
>Has WCW been revived ?
WCW usually opened with a good match
>a shocking moment
fuck off cole
>>849208
Underrated.
>>849254
Watchable? I guess it is. It is super basic and super barebones. Dean does a pretty shit job with this monotone delivery. Plot is generic action plot. But I saw it on a super long flight and watched the whole thing
yfw jimmy jacobs wrote this shit.
>announcers not explaining what the fuck is happening
What the fuck is happening?
>>849305
yea man but this is neither the time or the place. ITS ALBERTO DEL RIO DEAD HEAT TIME senpai.
I fucking hate these constant recaps. It really punishes those who tune in on time and pay attention to the show.
Does WWE thing we're all just goldfish swimming around saying, "What did I miss? Where's John Cena?"
>>849296
Mate, no one can keep a serious face through this.
As we approach 25 minutes, we've had one segment of Vince being fake arrested.
EAT
OWENS
EAT
> 23 minutes of shit.
> Kevin Owens has no entrance.
I don't even ..
HA-HA MAGGLE, THEY'RE BRUTALIZING THE NEW DAY! AH LOVE IT!
this is a cacophonous mess, fuck this I'm done until the rumble.
>>849295
>mfw I recognize this panel
My life is spiraling out of control.
Crowd's already quieting down
>jobber entrance for Fatman
50 keks
Based FatAss and Purple Goblin come to wrestle and save viewers.
>>849325
no no they're thinking were fish asking WHERES ROMAN?
>Slammy award winning
Christ
it's always horrible shit when kayfabe-cops are used in wrestling
half of the storylines are full of stuff that are felonies... it always totally kills the suspence of disbelief when they bring "real police" in the ring
>KO vs Neville.
KO wins and super-ambrose comes and BTFO of Owens.
Christ he's carrying his slammy around
that slammy is gonna git slammed
>KO gets a jobber entrance
YES YES YES!
>jobber entrance for owen
>>849342
Sauce it friendo
Ok, Seriously. What the fuck is this shit with some guys not getting entrances? They did this shit last week with the slammys.
>>849295
>tfw you remember Raw was tonight
"Who are two guys who have a history and can put on constantly good matches?"
"Well, Kevin Owens and Neville, but why would we ever mention their history? That seems gay. Are you gay?"
".....No..."
>Vince saw that segment and approved it
>Vince probably wrote that segment and thought it was amazing
Why is this man still in charge?
>nevile carrying the slammy out to the ring like owen
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK THIS COMPANY!
>rip KO
>>849342
>he doesn't like girls with penises
What are you, gay?
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDD
Are they intentionally trying to make RAW shit. Maybe they want to drop the ratings to get out of their network contracts so they can move Raw and Smackdown to WWE Network?
GENIUS!
OWENS SQUASHED.
KILL ME.
What. The. Actual. FUCK!?
Who did KO piss off backstage?
LELVIN OWENS GOING INTO 2016 buried
>Owens jobbing
What else is new?
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Woo 5/5 match
JUST
BURIED
U
R
I
E
D
>>849360
HES NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OVER DAMMIT or commercials are more important or both.
This Raw is getting fucking worse and worse. What the actual fuck!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS HAPPENING!!!! WHAT THE FUCKING!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>848912
Hulk-a-mania is still running wild
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
JOB
OWENS
JOB
how many weeks until owens has a dance routine shtick?
>>848927
Yes, yes they are. What they don't get is like that Austin was over well before Vince got involved. Same deal with Bryan and the YES movement shit they tried with him before TLC.
>Having your video packages run into match time
THIS IS HOW YOU GOT #GIVEDIVASACHANCE, DON'T YOU FUCKS LEARN ANYTHING?
