ITT: wrestlers that remind you of yourself
For me personally - Dean Ambrose
Intelligent, nihilistic and unhinged just like myself. Oh, and he also wears quite the wicked jacket, just like myself.
Pic related, it's a collage of my friends and I.
>>846693
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Im stocky and hard as fuck but also funny,handsome, olive skinned with long hair, have a peng chick and am all round based
>>846731
you mean you're a fatass cuck?
I believe it
>>846731
>>846693
Jay Briscoe
>>846794
Me
>>846794
Shame he will never come to WWE.
>>846808
Im still holding out hope. I think the main issue was that between ROH $$ combined with their Lawncare bizz $$ whatever WWE was offering them was not more than that. Also the 'relocation' aspect was less desirable to them because of the size of their families.
with any luck WWE can find a way to make it beneficial to both parties before everyone's body shits out.
>>846795
autism detected
>>846795
Indiana. By far, one of the worst states.
Never trust people when they're describing themselves. Also, childish as fuck to think you're anything like an exagerrated wrestling character. If you are, you may actually be a manchild.
>>846713
You're a cuck?
>>846795
Indiana is the Norths florida
>>846824
>>846838
>>846831
Imagine the hilarity of getting your jaw broke by an autist wrestling fan.
>>846852
CM Punk
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humour.
>>846852
How?
brock lesnar
loud, annoying voice, possibly autistic, and usually hanging around a jew
>>846852
Regardless you'd still be an autist
>>846912
Nice post Phil.
>>846852
Imagine the hilarity of someone basing their entire image of a professional wrestler, only to shit post on a Japanese image board instead of carving out their own identity. Yes, you are an autist, similar to furries and other cosplaying retards.
Xavier Woods. Huge fucking nerd loudmouth that's hilarious, obnoxious and an asshole at the same time.
Eugene.
I seemed like a good idea at the time, but future commentators will look back on my existence as an unfortunate mistake.
>>846953
>Japanese image board
>Japanese
Lol wut
>average dick
>shit taste in music
>athletic body
We're both autistic
>>846852
I'd beat the shit out of you, fucking poser.
Mick Foley
>>847041
MEMER!
WE'VE GOT A MEMER HERE!
>>846713
Are you autistic?
>>847602
Brock Lesnar is
I'm like The Rock. A smooth fashionable cool funny ladies man who has a way with words, but can also kick your butt with no fucks given.
>>846713
That's the most autistic fucking thing I have ever read on here. Also that jacket sucks, it looks like it's made of jiffy pop bags.
Chris Hero
Chris Benoit.
Based on a soon to be true story
>>847858
Even if you carried out the same act, by default it would not be the same as it's premeditated and you have insight into your condition. Chris Benoit had an ABI which changed his behaviour and thought processes. You are not him, you're just an edgy cunt. It'd be better if you just killed yourself and saved your family the long term trauma of being raised by an unstable individual who will ultimately cause more harm than good.
tl;dr ?
Don't kill your family, just yourself you twat.
>>847891
Calm down, dear. I'm speaking facetiously for the purpose of humor.
>>847891
The edge hurts.
>>847891
please have sex
[spoiler]so you can raise a family and benoit them too[/spoiler]
>>847027
Are you also a shitskin?
>>846713
Things like this can only be found mostly in this site. I bet you are as autistic as an mlp fanboy.
>>847928
Yes
>>847616
you are autistic
>>847934
You are very, very new to this website
>>848184
Thats Brock Lesnar
>>846918
>>847891
autism: the post
>>846794
A dumb ugly racist homophobic retard?
>>855920
It's 2016 m8
its okay to be racist homophobic now
I look a lot like this guy. We were both even future endeavored recently.
>Stoner
>work part time
>have Dude like inner peace
>Michigan
>>846693
Zack Ryder.
The miz minus the hot wife and athletic body
Seth Rollins. I'm hairy, athletic, and I am a smart ass.
>>848184
The Rock isn't autistic you dumbfuck.
>>846731
Bretcunt pls
>>856692
H-how did you know
>>846713
holy shit what the fuck am I looking at
>>856688
pls be my friend
>>856874
ok but I come from pic related
>>846713
I appreciate the satire even if everyone else bites the b8
