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>Roman Reigns and Brock main eventing wm32 again
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>Santino scheduled for RAW tonight
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>>838509
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#onceinalifetimepart4
will be classic
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>>838774
18+
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>>838771
>old thread still on page 1
leling at this board
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>>838777
>HAHA MEME!!!!! HE DOESNT LIKE DIGESTING VINCES SHITTY PG HUMOR SO HES UNDER 18!

kill yourself manchild. Santino sucked fat cocks
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ryback 20 time wwe champ
kevin obese owens heart attack age 30
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>>838774

>YFW it's actually Damien Santinow
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>>838782
but hes 32

atleast you switched it up a little australia. The other pasta was getting quite stale pham. Missed you desu
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>>838784
>just call me the zayn or owensmark
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>>838786
who the fuck are you quoting
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>>838787
Don't question Australian shitposters. They are too busy getting cucked by Abos to think long enough to make a logical argument.
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>>838775
>linking a thread in the general you could've posted the same thing in
Kill yourself
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who here part of the anti-smark cool club who liked reigns from the beginning?

overweight bandwagoner neckbeard smarks need not apply
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Why aren't you doing 1000 crunches a day?
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>>838771
>hit my theme and get on /wwe/
>all these off-topic non-wrestling threads
Also
>yfw the rock, most likely to make a guest appearance, costs brak le snare the match
>yfw rock vs brock vs rock's in ring stamina at WM 33
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>>838795
MMAutist spotted

kill yourself
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>>838809
>false assumption
>literally repeating what i said
Good job proving you're cancer
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>>838814
only MMAutists would not want more wrestling threads on the front page

Good job proving you're one of them
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>>838795
Ryback suffers consecutive losses and is approached by either Wyatts, The League or The Authority in Raw promo for a vague proposition. He disappears for a couple weeks. A superstar shown before to be friends with him (Ziggler, Cena, Bryan down the line, Axel) begins asking questions about Ryback's disappearance. In all talking segments, the heel stable exclusively uses the name "The Ryback".

Face feuds with Heels and loses at the ppv. Desperate to find his friend, Face shows up on Raw next night and challenges Heels. Face promises to challenge every night regardless of if he gets his ass kicked because "Ryback is my friend and he would never give up on me". Heels come out laughing and calling Face overly sentimental. Heels claim that all humans have a dark side to them that can be brought out through fear and manipulation. "UNLEASH THE RYBACK!" Ryback, from now on officially referred to as The Ryback, is dragged our from backstage. He wears heavy chains around his neck and wrists. He doesn't speak English. Loud, painful grunts and screams are his only way of speaking. Heel explains that, in The Ryback's mind, Face represents the chains holding The Ryback down. Only the Heel holds the key to let The Ryback's power loose, which The Ryback is very appreciative of

The Ryback is now a monster heel used sparingly in short matches at first. Very protected booking. Heels cut promos where they mistreat and sometimes outright abuse The Ryback (for example, they chain him to a wall, tell him it's feeding time and throw food at him)

One day a plant in the audience throws him a copy of that The Secret book. Heels laugh and let him keep it. They tease him, call him stupid and are confident he can't read. The book is The Ryback's only treasure. He teaches himself how to read all over again and then tears the chains off in a massive face turn on the heel.
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>>838824
tl;dr ryback is garbage
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>>838824
Ya and in 3 months, he comes back as "The Ryslacks", a nerdy teacher that wrestles in slacks and is 2quirky xD.
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>>838820
>hurrr durrr mma
CANCER
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxtBAHKki3I

will there ever be a more based wrestler?
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>>838842
>will there ever be a more based wrestler?
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>>838842
>macho is dead so he will never return to wwe and ruin his legacy like everyone else has
Feels good.
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>>838840
nice post

thanks for proving your stupidity here
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>>838847
Yeah, nah.
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>>838845
Savage had been retired for years before he did
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>>838858
Why are you still replying to me? Go discuss your gay porn or toy guns or whatever you autists do here
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>>838845
Damien Sandow's trying to ruin it instead.
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>>838860
>still trying to say im not a /wwe/ poster
You're literally retarded
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>>838802

Because hanging leg raises are better
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>>838863
I mean you're posting here now so technically you are a /wwe/ poster
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i gotta take a big fat big daddy v sized legume filled vegan shit
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>>838787
HE'S A MAAAAAAAN
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>no RAE thread

It's really gotten that bad, huh?
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>>838868
man, Big Daddy V was badass.
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>>838783
I'd mark desu
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>>838875
He certainly was ass
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>>838878
no that was cheex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4Smvt-fsxA
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>>838771
>You will never be ravaged by Roman

Why live?
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Based Roman champ tonight lads. I'm so excited. Wait I have to go write a final instead haha fuck the final I'm watching raw instead BASED ROMAN
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Big Dave said that Roman is already starting to get tepid responses at house shows.

Him being over last week was a fluke.
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>>838886
Not so much a "fluke" as WWE pulling out all the stunt-booking to get him over

> Vince coming out of retirement
> title match on free TV
> Reigns getting to beat up DA BOSS
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>>838886
That's a lie. I've been to three house shows this/last year and he has been over as fuck every time.

And
>big Dave
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>>838888
> my anecdote from 1 region is far more credible

18+
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>>838886
It wasn't a fluke.

WWE went balls to the wall to get Roman over. If they can't follow up, which they usually don't, it will be a disaster.

All creative did was toss Roman into the deep end. If he sinks or swims remains to be seen.
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>>838894
Reigns can't rely on beating up authorities forever
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>>838896
That's the point. They did a one off desperation push, but people are acting like the show is saved. It doesn't fix any if the big issues.

Roman can't do shit for dick with a microphone. If you're the face of the company, shouldn't that be a HUGE priority?

He also has an extremely limited moveset. Not to mention he still doesn't have his own identity. Former shield guy/samoan guy isn't a character.
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>>838897
I find it hilarious that WWE has given Reigns quite possibly the hardest push ever and he's still only kind-of over. Sometimes.
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>>838896
Are you sure about that? It's not hard to spear Triple H each week
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>>838898
Imagine if they put that effort into more than one talent ler decade. Wouldn't have a roster full of geeks and losers.

And it's hilarious in a pathetic way desu senpai. It's gotten to the point fans are telling Vince now "You don't want X, you want Y."
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>>838897
>he needs a character
But the best guys are the ones that have no clearly defined gimmick/character.
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>>838900
They put effort in with Rollins just this past year so it's obviously more than one a decade m8
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>>838771
I have a feeling tonight will be shit.
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>>838887
>title match on free TV
These used to be a diamond dozen, it's the title changing hands that is truly surprising.
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>>838901
> actually posting this

>>838902
lol they make Rollins into an inept chickenshit geek who jobbed out literally dozens of times in a row
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>>838901
All the best guys had their character VERY clearly defined. Austin, Rocky, Vince, Taker, Foley, Edge as a heel, they all completely understood their characters and played them to a tee.
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>>838900
WWE doesn't WANT an over roster, they want their guy to be over
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>>838886

>Smarks this desperate

Lmao
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>>838771
>yfw cena and reigns main eventing wm32
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>>838925
> pretending that Reigns isn't just an entrance pop and nothing more

The 2-SWISS "No Charisma" Guy who "Doesn't Connect" got more over than him in the markiest of mark towns
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>>838875
A fatass
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>>838935
he was a legitimate mastodon.
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>>838903
It will be. WWE won't be able to sustain Roman's momentum for a second consecutive week. If they do I'll eat my own shit.
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>>838939
He was legit obese.
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>>838946
thats how you tell if someone is a mastodon.
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>>838946
>lil fuccboi jealous of the world's largest love machine
stay mad white boi
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>>838948
>dead at 43
No, I'm not jealous, senpai.
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>>838949
you fuck like that, you die like that.
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>>838905
>lol they make Rollins into an inept chickenshit geek who jobbed out literally dozens of times in a row

One that fronted Raw for the better part of a year.
They put effort into him, saying otherwise is just stupid.
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RAW will do well again tonight cause MNF is liquid shit this week
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>It was noted by multiple correspondents that fans seemed in a hurry to leave or were actually rushing to leave as soon as WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns pinned Sheamus in the main event of Saturday's WWE Supershow live event in Inglewood, California. Reigns did cut a promo after the match thanking fans but the majority of people were reportedly walking out as he spoke.
Fucking kek. Vince on suicide watch.
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>>838949
>he wants to live past 30
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>>838955
Why do so many of you fucks greentext shit with no proof and expect people to believe it?
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>>838955
>ratings up for Raw and Smackdown last week as he pushed his Golden boy
>people leaving house shows early near to christmas
>"lol vince btfo"

Okay?
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>>838956
>he has nothing more to give to the world
Pretty sad desu, senpai. Sadpai.
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>>838963
>giving to the world
cuck baka
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>>838953
The entire point of Rollins's reign was to make him the lamest, most undeserving goof of a champ purely so that BBYGURL could squish him and "rescue" the title
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>>838956
>not wanting to see how the world turns out right up until you die
>not wanting to live forever
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>>838969
Yeah, and?
Do you genuinely think that giving him more screen-time than anyone else for multiple months of a 200+ Day reign – however poorly that reign was booked – is "No Effort"?
If so, don't strain yourself to reply, pumpkin. Go take a power-nap.
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Will Rollins win superstar of the year?
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>>838973
>Slammies

Who cares?
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>>838963
>he thinks he has anything unique/important to offer the world
Pretty sad desu senpai
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>blah blah blah Im champ, blah blah my family, blah blah whip HHH and Vince's ass, blah blah.
>FELLA. Blah blah not fair, blah blah rematch, blah blah blah
BUT WAIT, THERES MORE
>Roman, blah blah, attacked my family, blah blah, tag match tonight blah blah.

saved you the first 30 mins
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>>838983
You forget him comparing somebody's testicles to food
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>>838973
NO
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>>838973
the faggot Samoan ogrelord will
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>>838973
Assuming it isn't fixed (lol), yes. He's far ahead of everybody else in votes.
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>>838983
>its an Usos, Ambrose, and Roman vs League of Nations tag team main event
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>>839004
>Ambrose or Sheamus eats the pin
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Y'ALL NIGGAS READY FOR THE A+PLAYER RETURN?
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>>839005
>Rusev and ADR look weak as shit compared to the Usos
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>>839007
>it's a Roman gets the hot tag and gets the pin ending
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>It's a punch RIGHT TO THE SKULL OF *insert wrestler here*
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>>838983
Tonight is going to be painful to watch.
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>it's a Dean suicide dive spot followed by flying Usos

end it
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>>838970

>using immortality so he can shitpost in manchild drama show threads on a chinese image forum for all time
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>its a superstar looking weak in the family/league of nations while they look strong in their own storyline night
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>Its a 2 divas segments + backstage and in ring promos episode
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>>839042

It's 2015

>>>/out/
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>it's a Charlotte cheats and Becky disagrees but does nothing because bffs episode
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Why is current WWE so obsessed with factions and stables?
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>>839019
I have noticed his suicide dives have been good, recently.
He no longer falls terribly short and does a neato dive-roll when he lands.
He still shouldn't do them, though. Suicide Dives should be reserved for people who can clear the top rope by an impressive margin and add a flip into the mix or people so large it's impressive they can dive safely.
Dean and Usos shouldn't be doing that shit.
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>>839051

Nah the fact that he's barely clearing it is what makes it cool. People remember Jeff Hardy's Swanton because he did the flip at the last fraction of a second for example
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>>839051

The Lunatic fringe diving off the ropes! ...wait a minute, wait a minute!

U SO CRAZY MAGGLE, I LOVE IT!

We got flying Usos!
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>>839050
Because the vast majority of the roster is undeveloped and not cared for by creative, so they are unable to get over on their own. The 'solution' is just throw some nobodies in with a more talented or popular star e.g LoN, Team Bad etc
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>>839054
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>>839054
OH MY AND THERE'S BODIES EVERYWHERE
*lawler squeal*
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>Kevin Owens is a GOOD heel and he's fun to watch
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>>839055

How are they supposed to get developed if they're stuck in a stable?

What is Team Bad or Submission Sorority doing for anyone?
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>>839053
Yeah but there's a vast and obvious world of difference between

>I'm impressed he managed to do that at the last instant!
and
>What a sloppy cunt he barely reached his mark

>>839054
The Usos are particularly unforgivable because they have to put a hand on the top rope and like PULL themselves over because they can't outright clear it with a jump.
They're just shit-tier spotmonkeys
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>>839059
Exactly. They're doing nothing, but WWE are too idiotic to notice this. All these stables are doing is dragging down the actual star and making the undeveloped ones stay that way.

Vince seems to have a big aversion to having more than a handful of people being over.
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>>839059
submission sorority gets people off.
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>>839060
>tfw fucking Undertaker at like 6'8'' could easily pull off suicide dives but supposed 'high flyers' can not
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>>839050
cause they have to many people.
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>divas match tonight, twice
I'm out.
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>>839059

The plan is to put all creative manpower on getting Roman over. Stables make for easier feuding and less writing required for the wrestlers.
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>>838888
i like your quads, senpai
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>>839067
what are you on about
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Dirtsheets are reporting that Sheamus was possibly injured at the live event a couple days ago. Roman is literally going to be the last main eventer left by wrestlemania.
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>>839045
She'll snap eventually, r-right? Knowing Vince logic it'll make Becky the heel and Charlie will go back to being face.
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>>839020
What else is an immortal Australian to do?
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>>838890
His unsourced anecdote vs your unsourced statement.
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>>839074
cause dissing the legends these days make you an automatic heel. Unless the legend himself tells the crowd to fuck off
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>>838980
>projecting this hard
You should feel bad for being a failure, anon.
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>>839073
There should be a slammy award for 'longest time without an injury in 2015' at this rate desu
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>>839073
millennials am i right?
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Sheamus possibly injured! If this be true. This company has no one left for Roman to play with except Cena or Brock.
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>>839073
>john cena slated to return at/before the rumble
>people will cheer him
>it's all going according to plan
t. Mr McMahon
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>>839083
The shield is destroying everybody king!
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>Its a monday night raw episode
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>tfw everyone gets injured leaving only low carders and Roman
First ever 10-man Royal Rumble lads
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>>839073
>>839083

>Sheamus injured
>WWE too stupid to think of anything new other than "Roman vs LoN"
>Del Rio already US Champ
>Barrett is a cemented jobber
>yfw the path is clear for RuRu to neatly slot into Sheamus' place
>Rusev getting a World Title storyline because the company is fucking WRACKED with injury

WORTH IT
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I
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Roman is going to bury everyone tonight. All top talents are injured. Oh god.
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>>839093
>tfw Roman's punishment is to defend his title in the rumble, entering at no 1
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>>839086
just according to the architects plan.
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>>839097
>his plan was to kill ratings so his boy RoRo could pop them and become the next face

#CompanyGuy
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>>839094

Based
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>>838774
>tfw 2007 heel Santino
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Don't mind me senpai just being the best WWE promo video since Rock vs. Austin at WM 17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsX1ATcyQxU
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>>838845
Savage was actually about to make a return before he passed.
Signed a legends contract and filmed numerous promos for the All Stars video game.
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>>838779

>this mad over pretend fighting

18+
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>>839115
I remember the whole bar getting hyped as fuck when it aired. Since then I haven't seen the bar go wild like that.
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>>839094
>yfw he becomes WHC the same night Cena returns
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>>838771

>/asp/ies now making /wwe/ threads
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>>839115
thats not the miz hate me now promo at wrestlemania, i dont hate or like the miz much but this was the BEST promo work wwe has done in the last few years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GEq75UxSRE
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>2015
>still no skelton wrestler
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>>839122
heel miz is pretty great.

and as long as he doesnt need to wrestle, he is an asset.
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>>839115

Agreed. This entire build was great. To think that they were never gonna let him main event was beyond crazy.
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>>839115
Wrestlemania 30 was such a great overall event.
Shame there's no star they can replica that with now.
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>>839124
>there will never be a spooky lanklet wrestler wearing a skeleton costume
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I miss Rollins, guys
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>>839138
we all do.
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>>839138

>le chicken shit heel that doesn't draw and broke cena's nose and nearly killed sting face
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>>839138
I can't wait for his face run when he returns.
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>>839138
>tfw he comes back as a babyface with his hair dyed back
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>>839138
Don't worry, the A+ player will return with the biggest pop and will finally get his face run with the title
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So I haven't watched WWE since around the time Ziggler cashed in MITB and won the WHC (Dropped WWE after he lost it and got pushed back into jobville)

So got WWE Network and amidst all my nostalgic PPVs I watched MITB (Because WM21's original MITB left such an impact on me) and got mad salty cause Sheamus won. No push for any Deserving guys here.

So then I watched Survivor Series.
>Taker match was garbage
>Both elimination tag matches were mediocre
>Ziggler basically jobbing AGAIN. STILL, rather
>Let's push Roman, cause Fuck Ambrose

Did I pick a bad time to come back? Please tell me it'll get better
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>>839138

>I miss low ratings and a whiny nasally voice at the beginning of RAW
>You now remember a 15 minute promo about "MUH STATUE"

I don't.
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>>839147

The statue had a good payoff with Joker Sting
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>>839138
He's coming back today.
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>>839146
2015 has been one of the worst years for WWE. Last week RAW its one of the few good RAWs this year.
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>>839149

No it didn't. That entire episode sucked balls and that was the promo where he got boring chants. He is absolutely dire on the microphone.
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>>839150
Hopefully they aren't stupid enough to have him accept Superstar of the Year.
If he does win it, Triple H should do his speech and that would be the perfect feud when he comes back.
Reigns is most likely winning though since most fans voting only remember the last two weeks of programming.
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>>839133
Roman, the ultimate underdog:)
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>>839147
>>>/reddit/
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I can't wait until Rollins comes back as the exact same character and crushes all your hopes. WWE aren't smart enough to do that. They need a big heel for Reigns to shit on.
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>>839133
>someone who isnt tall
>someone who has a chant
>someone who looks and thrives in the underdog chant
>someone who has a different look
sounds like kalisto
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>>839154
Rollins has the most votes on twitter at least.
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>>839158
>They need a big heel for Reigns to shit on.
WWWEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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>>839157

How is that opinion in any way reddit you obese mark?
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>>839146
watch PPV seth matches, the last raw and 2015 TLC especially the tag ladder match.
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>>839158
>they'd need a BIG heel for rollins to shit on

hmmm
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>>839157
Take your own advice neckbeard.
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>>839147
>>I miss low ratings and a whiny nasally voice at the beginning of RAW
bryan isnt coming back so you're fine.
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>>839138
Nah, he was boring.
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Who BeegE here
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>2015
>Slammy Awards
why tho
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>>839169
we all are senpai.
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>Won the title on his daughter's birthday and in the same town where he got booed out of

Have to respect the man.
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https://youtu.be/aLeUYcPPZDA
>see this
>considering suicide because of wwe's current state

It just saddens me what wwe has become....
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>>839171
Would anyone of the winners be present? or they are all injured?
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>>839173
>respecting a man for kayfabe accomplishments
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>>839171
Ratings, not that Slammys have ever really increased them.
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>>839138
He was talented but he could not cut a promo to save his life. I can't really bring myself to be hyped for his return considering he was like 6 months of solid dead-air for his reign.
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>>839124
Who is la Parka?
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>>839173

>this mark fav'd the tweet
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>>839169

https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/678709838356987904
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>>839180

A fat guy
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>>839162
You can't shit on a giant, maggle!
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>>839181

Yes I did. Are you gonna dox me faget? ;)
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>>839184
>H-HE'S DOING IT
>ROMAN IS...
>HE'S SHITTING ON THE GIANT
>"THE FIBER OF ROMAN REIGNS"
>POOPERMAN PUNCH
>I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ROMAN REIGNS THE BIG LOG
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>>839173
>respecting a man for being booked to win a title
Wrestling's not real pal
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>>839186
kek
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>>839138
So I've been out of the loop for a while,but Rollins seems a bit overhyped. Like yeah, his mic-skills are good, but Ambrose has him beat in that aspect. And his in-ring work is like a solid 7/10 and from what I've seen, both Dean AND Roman are more entertaining in the ring.
Maybe I just missed all of his "good stuff", but he's just "okay" to me.
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>>839183
He has big bones.
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>>839191
U U
U U
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>>839182

I don't know how twitter works
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>>839191
for you
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>>839190
>comes from the indies
>pushed as a Heel
>young
>flippy spotmonkey
>not a complete mongoloid on the mic

He was bound to get massively over-rated by smarks.
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>>839188
Get that ugly thing out of this thread.
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>>839187

Neither is your heterosexuality, yet here we are. I bet if it was something to do with Kevin Owens you'd be upvoting me.
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>>839195
>le smark boogeyman
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>it's a Seth promo
HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post your worst scenarios for any of the current storylines that can happen tonight
>it's starts with an authority promo
>they go on and on about Roman
>they strip him and no rematch on the next ppv
>so that means he's going to be in the Rumble (and most likely winning)
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>>839190
b8
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>>839190
>Like yeah, his mic-skills are good,

Top lel
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>>839200
Dubs confirm this is going to happen
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>>839198
>le boogeyman boogeyman
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>>839205
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>>839190
If Rollins is your idea of a 7/10 in the ring that'd make Dean a 4 and Roman a 1.

Watch any of his PPV matches this year (except Sting) or the Neville match from Raw (but Neville makes everyone look great)
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>>839190
>Roman and Dean are more entertaining in the ring
Can you recommend me some matches? I've never noticed them being entertaining.
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>>839200
>Authority do everything they can to stack the odds against Roman
>Roman has to defend his Title at the Rumble
>IN THE RUMBLE
>Enters at Number 1
>lasts the longest amount of time in the biggest Rumble ever
>wins by last eliminating Undertaker
>Authority declare that the ME of WM will be a Royal Rumble Match for the WWEWHC
>Big Daddy Cool shoots on everyone and wins
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>>839207

Roman is better than Deanetty in the ring. It's time you fat smarks acknowledged this. He's had better matches than him this year by a long shot.
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>>839200
If this happens, i'll stop watching wrestling forever.
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>>839196
:)
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>>839202
Okay, I meant he's good at being a dickbag. He's good at being a believable arrogant heel. Again, I haven't seen wrestling in years, I didn't even know Bryan was gone.
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>>839211
It's genuinely disheartening that people are so easily controllable they can think this way.
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>>839211
to be fair Roman has gotten a lot better and Dean has gotten a lot worse so I'll give you that
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>>839197
Why do you Reigns marks feel so compelled to mention Kevin Owens when the conversation doesn't involve him? Do you feel threatened?
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>>839210
I really can see him put in the rumble and overcoming the ultimate odds
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>>839215

It's genuinely disheartening that you can't name any good matches that Deanetty has had this year.

Go ahead. I'll wait for you to list them.
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>>839217

There's nothing threatening about Kevin Manlet.
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>>839210
>>Big Daddy Cool shoots on everyone and wins

>implying Nash wouldn't eliminate Daniel Bryan, Seth Rollins, Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Finn Balor and Neville before shaking the hands of both Cena and Roman and amicably eliminating himself, pulling up a steel chair and watching an epic, once-in-a-lifetime encounter between the two all-time greats
>implying he wouldn't then stand and gift a rousing applause to the deserving victor

Big Daddy Cool knows what's best for business.
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>>839219
not that guy but the first Owens match and his open challenge match were pretty good, but he was carried by fatass and BMJ
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>>839217
because 9 times out of the people who hate reigns like kevin owens because his gimmick and look is basically them.
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>>839219
You can do better. I'll give you just one more chance to impress me.
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>>839224
>his open challenge match were pretty good

You mean the match where he botched the sunset flip? That was actually one of the weakest Open challenge matches.
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>>839210
So speaking of the Rumble, how likely will some good, NOT fellating the Attitude era returns be?

[spoiler]Come on, Shelton Benjamin[/spoiler]
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haven't watched wwe in like a year but I just watched TLC and it was a lot better than years prior.
>Roman kicking the shit out of haitch
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>>839227

>You are le trolling boogeyman.

No seriously, go ahead and tell me which matches Ambrose has had this year that were better than all the good matches Reigns has put on. Even Reigns' feud and matches with Bray were better than his. If you don't reply listing matches I'll just know you don't have any and you're just some butthurt obese smark.
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>>839231
And there it went.
You tried.
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>>839226
I don't hate Reigns but I like Owens because he's one of the best in ring guys they have, I wouldn't like him any more if I were fat, infact I'd probably like him ore if he lost weight because I'm not one of these 'uh unique look' faggots
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>>839232

Aww tears buddy. Smarks are such babies. He literally can't name any good matches Dean has had that were better than Roman's. For what it's worth neither can 99% of people.
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>>839222
>implying he wouldn't blow out both quads before even entering
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>>839228
yeah but worst open challenge is still a good match because of based john
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>>839221
Fucking hell is he like 5'6'' or something? I really want to see him stand next to Beeg
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>>839221
theres nothing threatening about Neville either but you know they're both consistently gonna give you great matches, which can't be said for Reigns atm
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>Tfw Charlotte has better delts than you
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>>839241
Obviously Reigns isn't as good as Owens but he can still put on a good match if he has a good opponent
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>>839241

>Neville

Another NXMeme flippy manlet who got lost in the shuffle.
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>>839238
KO is 5'10" and Roman is 6'1"
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>>839234
:)
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>>839242

>le ric flair's daughter
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>>839221
Fuck these indie manlets. They don't belong in the WWE.
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>>839249
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>>839242
Probably a bigger penis too
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>tfw I would actually mark when Cena returns

So this is what Stockholm Syndrome feels like...
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>>839259
>doesn't know what stockholm syndrome is

What you're doing is "appreciating talent".
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Roman's ring ability was never bad by any sense, but I feel like he's gotten worse as in going full Randy Orton spotmonkey mode. Memory could be failing though. His best match in my opinion was versus Beeg at Extreme Rules.
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roman has always been hot tag tier in ring.

he is every bit as good as Titus.

but thats not good enough for main event.
maybe in WCW it would have been, but definitely not in WWE.
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>>839264
>he is every bit as good as Titus.

Smarks lack objectivity it's so embarrassing.
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>>839242
>onnit
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