give it a good card, /asp/. here's my go at it.
>Andre Battle Royale 3
>Tag title clusterfuck like last year- New Day vs Lucha Dragons vs Dudleys vs Harper and Rowan
>Sami Zayn (debuting at the rumble) vs Kevin Owens
>Charlotte vs Sasha banks for the Divas Title
>Dean Ambrose vs Alberto Del Rio vs Daniel Bryan (returning after the rumble) to unify the midcard titles
>Bray Wyatt (w/ Braun Strowman) vs Brock Lesnar
>John Cena vs The Undertaker (booked like Adam from Whatculture did it)
>Roman Reigns vs Triple H for the world title
>>837438
Why does the Wrestlemania logo has horns?
Is it because everyone will "horn up" for Seth's recovery so he can make it to 'mania?
>>839018
yes and its in texas, dallas specifically so they have the cowboys star in the logo as well. Pretty nice.
>>837438
>triple threat to unify two belts
Try to figure out where you went wrong there.
>>839018
Mainly because it's in Tex.
>>839037
>The winner of the triple threat gets both belts.
not really seeing anything that is illogical, sir
Well we all know Cena is going to win the Rumble, matching Stone Cold's record to face Reigns in the main event for a match as luke warm as his matches with The Rock.
>>839627
they could pull a swerve and have Daniel Bryan show up at the rumble in the 27 spot
man that was harder to type with a straight face than I thought, of course you're probably dead on Steve.
>>839648
I can also promise that they will say for their attendence figures, it's like 101,037 or something. Because they're so deseperate to get over 100k people in there, even though it will actually be like 87,000 which is no even bad in the slightiest.
>>839667
mostly because vince promised jerry jones, the owner of the dallas cowboys and the stadium, that he would break records. In all honesty 87k is still a good number reachble too then couple that with nxt taveover and raw after mania, it will be great numbers.