lets book Reigns promos for possible opponents in the future
ill start
you think im a *insert an attribute here*, na na na son, YOUR A *insert same attribute here*
>>837244
>HEY JERRY, WATCH THIS!
na jerry, WATCH......THIS!
>omg superpanpunch!
That's not a promo, it's a retort.
>>837247
you call that a retort?
ill give you a retort this sunday, belee dat *music*
>>837249
*pretends to mishear Roman's retarded chatter*
Alright, alright, alright. Be sure to wear a cute little apron, Roman. I want you to look your best when you go to bake me a little tart.
>>837252
only one wearing an apron this sunday is gonna be my little girl, baking me a celebration cake after i beat....your.....ASS
>*turn to camera*
>love ya babycakes ;)
>>837261
HELLO
IT IS I
FLYING BRIAN PILLMAN
*eats an entire bottle of pills and flies away*
>>837261
Hey, watch your language in front of the kid!
Alternatively:
I thought *group of people* had *things*! All I'm seeing are a couple of *smaller things*, he he!
>>837244
Are you the one faggot who keeps making all these damn Roman Reigns threads? What's your obsession with him?
Last week....
On Monday Night RAW...
I won...
The WWE...
World...
Heavyweight...
CHAMPIONSHIP.....!!!
I got a lot of haters out there. I had a lot of doubters. Well DOUBT THIS *holds up WWE title*
Ha ha yeah believe THAT!!
tatertots heheh
>>837344
>literally the same exact shit shameus was just saying with his "WHO LOOKS STUPID NAO EHEHHEH"
so fucking lame
>>837244
>Reigns turns on the family
>To be honest family, you weren't very helpful in my matches against Sheamus. I'm shaking my head at you guys.
Defend Roman #teamtattertots
>>837406
That involves compelling stories.
>>837453
>GET OUT
>b-but they dont want me to go!
>you sound like a little kid right now
>>837267
Why was he so based?
>>842865
I miss him.
>>843022
Me two, anon. Me, two.
Also, checked.
>you know for the last few weeks
>i've been beat up
>taken down
>and
>i'll admit it
>i've been getting my ass handed to me
>but you know
>you know there's one thing
*THIS IS BORING CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>you know there's one thing
>that keeps me going
>that keeps my addrenaline pumping
>that keeps my heart beating
>week in
>week out
*THIS IS BORING INTENSIFIES*
>THATS ALL MY FANS HERE IN GREENBOROW MASSACHUSHUTTES
*small pop*
*WE WANT SASHA CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*
>hey Sasha has a match later tonight
>hear me out
>as I was sayin
>there's only one thing that kee-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo
*DEAFENING POP*
I thought you had the big fruity pebbles, looks like you just have little skittles
