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>New Day retain
>Ru Ru over da big guy
Now chairs
RATE THIS PPV SO FAR
4/10...would be 1 if not for first match
awful match right here maggle!
>>822412
sleep/10
Needs more Cena.
what a fucking maneuver
Who else just muted this match?
>>822412
Agreed actually.
Why's there a cheese grater under the ring?
Any WWEaboos here?
No selling on that patriot lock
This ded thread is depressing
that tag team match was actually really good
I can't believe swagger made his way into a title match on a ppv.
When was the last time he had a ppv match?
This match is great btw
This match is shit.
CHEESE GRATER CONFIRMED
>>822412
First match/10
Anyone else see the cheese grater under the ring when Alberto pulled up the apron?
Wouldn't it be nice if Swaggie won here? That would be a real surprise, but we all know Del Rio won't lose till Cena comes back
>>822422
I haven't watched wrestling since 2009.
Is Cena actually good now or is this a meme?
WHO SAW THAT DEL RIO WEDGIE ASS SHOT?
>chairs match
>only body shots tho
kek
>>822430
>it'll never get used and we'll never know why it was there
POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU REALIZE THERE ARE BRITON AWAKE RIGHT NOW WATCHING THIS WHO LOOKED FORWARD TO IT ALL DAY AND NIGHT LONG
>mfw
>>822412
4/10 here. Pre show and tag wete fun. Everything else so far is meh.
Thought Swagger actually might've got it there.
>>822436
its a comfy small thread.
what happened to these threads?
where did everyone go?
>>822432
Right here senpai
>>822458
FUCK YOU
>CM Punk chants
>>822412
3/10. Bored.
>>822412
5/10 for New Day and Rusev
>Cm punk chants
>Match so bad it brings back CM Punk chants
was that a fucking cm punk chant
>CM Punk chants
Nothing says this match is awesome than a "C M PUNK" chant.
>swagger bomb
>>822458
>mfw you can't prove it
>>822412
6/10 so far
Wait rope won't break a submission hold...so it's no DQ? Doesn't that mean ANYTHING is legal then? So what makes this a "Chairs Match" ? Just the fact that someone left a bunch of fucking chairs lying around ahead of time? I know they won't, but under these rules, couldn't they just as easily grab a ladder or table and use those as well? Or pipe or sledge hammer or anything? That's fucking stupid.
CM PUNK CM PUNK
fuck this shit
latin no heat wins again
>>822454
He's upgraded a ton since 2009. And he doesn't hold the title anymore.
>CM Punk chants
>>822465
No one cares about this PPV
>no selling the patriot lock
This company
CM Punk
>CM Punk chants
NEVER E V E R
>CM Punk chants
Reigns marks on suicide watch
Punk is still more over despite being out of WWE for over a year
>CM Punk chants
>Okay let's end this match quick
>it's finally over
In all seriousness, Vince needs to break into the Chinese market. If only one percent of the population gets the network, that's still a million subs. Just get a chink in the upper cards and they'll buy this shit up.
>It's an alberto wins with a stomp match
>>822468
>50 Million Dollars
punk chants looool
>>822412
1/10 watching the new england cheatriots instead but checking in here for results
NOW Del Rio sells? kek why even bother
>>822494
You mean almost two years
Jack Swagger should have won, even the crowd was behind him during that Swagger Bomb
Jesus Christ this company
Push Jack Swagger NOW
Holy fuck I totally forgot TLC was today
>>822498
>manlets in the upper card
It's finally over
>>822494
It's actually almost 2 years now since he left.
That's looking like an ankle injury for Del Rio...
welp this crowd will shit all over the main event
>>822457
For the ECW guys
>>822484
Yes. That's why this and extreme rules are the shittiest gimmick ppvs
>Create a WWE Superstar
>shows Roman vs Rollins
>that match never happened
>cant change the commercial
>fuck it, keep playing it
>>822509
But he's not Samoan.
>>822465
Autumn & Winter WWE has always been shit, this year is a new low for them though.
>>822510
So did Ryback and ADR
>>822465
Noone went anywhere. We left /sp/.
I thought the match was ok
Would not rewatch it but not horrible
>toy commercial after your match
Del Rio finally remembered to sell the patriot lock
>>822498
But chinese people are small and scrawny and vince only likes big muscly dudes
>>822515
Looks like he just rolled it.
Alberto no Heeeeeeatoooo!
>>822509
having del rio lose that match would be an even bigger misuse of him than they have already been doing
swagger could get a push but this was not the right match for it
>>822394
Alright, I fell asleep and woke up to the CM Punk chants (to false hopes). Did... ANYTHING happen in this PPV yet?
Got to say, I'm enjoying this ppv actually having fucking gimmick matches instead of havign a bunch of normal matches with one "stairs" or tables match
>That TOYS R US logo under Bray
>Swagger's going to disappear now
At least he got that PPV paycheck
how much longer is this show?
>>822494
It's soul crushing, I'll admit that.
Fucking WWE. They could do something great with Roman, it's an easy operation. Yet they've been fucking up left and right.
>mfw i'm more excited for the Wyatts than the EhCW
Hardcore is truly dead.
>>822499
maybe wwe will re-sign rey mysterio and he can kill del rio with a 619 like he did to perro aguayo jr
Why the fuck didn't they make this match Tornado?
>>822536
The only push Swagger's getting at this point is one out of the company.
>wrestle in ECW and TNA
>get cheers
>come back to WWE
>cheers
>McMahon buries you as punishment
For that anon looking for that ECW shit, best I could do. :
http://www.nowvideo dot sx/video/6m9pyhm7flza9
Might want to have adblock in place on your browse before opening that. If you want some higher quality video and you're ok with torrents, search for
WWE The Rise And Fall of ECW 2004 WEB DL x264 WD
> Seth Rollins has gone Samurai!
W H Y
H
Y
this is seriously the best they can do with bray wyatt?
>the neckbeards vs the washed-up dudes
#teamECW
>>822458
There is literally nobody who looked forward to this
>>822538
Someone throwing a trombone has been the only notable thing and Del Rio tore his quad while retaining
You know why they call him Tommy Dreamer?
Because he puts crowds to sleep.
Fuck, this is making me sleepy.
Holy shit Bubba sounds exactly like Heyman
>>822498
The Chinese are too smart to enjoy WWE
Reminder that Alberto del Rio jobbed on Scooby Doo and has no heat. In 20 years he will be remembered by people everywhere as the man who lost to John Cena on Scooby Doo.
The evil Wyatt Family*
*Sponsored by Toys 'R' US
Wyatts going to job as always.
Right?
OH MY!
ITS....TOMMY DREAMER IN POLKA DOTS AND CLOWN SHOES! THIS IS SURREAL
OH MY!
>ECW wrestlers in 2015
Lame "Greatest Hits" spotfest.
I can't wait for another Wyatt crush, completely negating any threat that team ever had.
>>822562
somehow he was over as fuck in LU
give Jojo an apple box, please.
>>822564
Yep
jojo is a cutie. damn
Christ I forgot how big rhyno is
Jojo is cute! CUTE!
You're right
They should go for the Indian market
Mahabali Shera should be easy to get from TNA
>>822564
There's no way.
>>822562
CM Punk jabbed on The Flintstones.
No, I haven't seen that one, but I imagine that's what happens.
>Bully ray is fat again
KEK
Holy crap Jojo
>Jojo
>>822564
Aye
>No Spike Dudley in this match
I am disappoint
>already spoiled OldCW's cheese grater and flame table spot
LMAO
>>822564
>Wyatts
>jobbing
>to ECW people
Vince will never let WWE products job to products from other promotions. Dudley Boyz are still being punished for going to TNA
on my stream it looks like jojo isn't wearing pants and her vagina is blurred out
>>822565
OH MY!
IT'S....TOMMY DREAMER HERE TO PICK UP ANOTHER CHECK
OH MY!
Those thighs are doing magical things in my pants.
Jesus, Rhyno is like 7 JoJos
he's turned into vader cube of meat status
>tfw Jojo interviews someone
>>822566
are ECW wrestlers a DLC pack in the game?
>>822564
if they lose I swear I will cancel the network
>The combined age of "team extreme" is over 120.
SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS
SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Bully Ray when?
I feel like Swagger just needs new moves. I really want to like the guy, but he's just stale in the ring. He's not sloppy or anything just old moveset with no variations or next level of moves.
and why is it when 1 ECW guy shows up, the whole company always shows up?
>those clown pants
WHY
TESTIFY
I want the Dudleys to win but I don't want the Wyatts to keep jobbing
This sucks
What the fuck is Rhyno doing?
>>822568
>Everyone except Bray and maybe Braun get future Endeavor'd
>They end up as jobbers
Good thing I stopped being invested in them as soon as the Cena feud started.
POKEPALS report in!
>>822607
Flexin fuccboi
>inb4 Wyatt gets eliminated last with a double powerbomb.
>>822607
he was getting pumped up dude
>>822564
Nah, these guys are old enough for them to beat.
oh look guise. it's le spoopy hillbilly man and his gay bros.
8spoopy12me
No flippy shit in this match...should i take my dog out now?
>>822578
>bully
I love the Wyatt Family entrance. Too bad they job so fucking hard.
>>822607
When you got it flaunt it
So now all of a sudden they're "team ECW". Did they call them that once in the build?
>>822624
yes
Tommy "Age is Just a Number" Dreamer
>>822607
Sacrificing a fun career of building young athletes in NXT for a bigger paycheck.
Finally, a match that the Wyatts can win.
>DAMMIT
GET SHELTON OFF MY SHOW FOR SWEARING, ACHOO
>No titles change hands
>Heels win all matches
>Views at an all time low
>Monkeys at typewriters would be better at this point
Why even bother anymore? They blatantly allow heels to win via "the numbers game", the refs always look away on cheating by heels and if a face tries anything they get yelled at and "the numbers game" gets played AGAIN.
Are there any better wrestling shows? I've taken to watching ROH wrestling lately, and they only release once a week.
How much does Vince spend per show that the Wyatts are in by giving away those little lamps to everyone?
Big E benching the ladder was a cool fucking spot desu. Best match so far.
>>822607
Getting ready to give Jojo the business.
Piss break already?
This should be a 5 minute squash match.
Sandman when?
>>822594
YUP! AND YOU CAN HAVE THEM ALL FOR JUST 9.99
>>822595
>if they lose I swear I will cancel the network
Why?
Bray's entrance at WM is going to be fucking amazing
>>822574
I wish she would rest on my face.
>>822603
Probably a tribute to Dusty.
Who else /fap/ here waiting for this shitty match to go off?
>all 4 wyatts get put through tables
>they win anyway
wyatts need to not lose but the dudleys need to not keep looking like washed up chumps
>Horn hoody
>he likes Rhyno reaction
>Bryan not allowed back
>Tommy Dreamer who has been concussed to hell and back is
Not politics at all
>>822626
Tommy "if start out fat and sloppy I'll appear young forever" Dreamer
TFW Harper will never be at the top.
Could it ever happen bros?
How the fuck do I resync WWE network to live when it lags out
I'm drawing a blank. Does anyone have heat in this PPV?
I wish I had Rhyno's physique
>>822654
Click live
This match already looks boring.
I think Rhyno's juicing
Hey look it's the team with a combined age of 200 years.
Current sitiuation of predictions
>>822655
No one in the company does anymore. Everyone is either cheered or get silence.
E Z DUBS
SUCKING A DICK YEAH
SUCKING A DICK YEAH SUCKING THE DICKS
YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>822654
Fast forward.
Bray...Im already a demon.
Mfw New Jack comes out and breaks out the staple gun on everyone's foreheads
I am more hyped for the Stone Cold podcast after this atm, at least that's two guys with charisma.
If Wyatt family loses, I am going to nuke Sweden.
>>822656
I can't tell if he's fat or buff.
>>822578
cause he is off the gear senpai
>All those teenagers in the crowd chanting E C DUB
Tommy Dreamer needs to sort out that fake tan
Is Tommy Dreamers theme a rip off of Alice in Chains?
I keep fucking hearing the Mario coin get sound when the name banner enter and exits on screen . >.<
>>822651
Vince doesn't give two fucks for older guys who weren't WWE originals. Bryan is (officially) a WWE exclusive.
>>822666
what a nerd
that isnt dubs
>>822673
>If Wyatt family loses, I am going to nuke Sweden.
WTF do the arabs have to do wit hthis ?!
>>822663
still in
>>822675
>nose piercing
ruined
>>822663
Wrong thread, cockmaster.
GARBAGE WRESTLING
>That Strauman spot
Hahahahahaha
bubba get your ass in shape again!
dat grater tho
>>822679
Yes.
>>822666
>>822666
holy shit devil trips instead of dubs this thread is cursed
May have slapped his mom/mum - JBL 2015.
>>822683
>Bryan is (officially) a WWE exclusive.
what?
>>822688
Checking your check
I love how these ECW guys all really could probably wrestle a really good match then build up to the weapons, but nope....let's get stupid and pull out the weapons from the get go.
>>822685
All I'm saying is, Vince could have prevented this.
[spoiler]/pol/, is that you? Why are you in /asp/ having fun? There's probably a happening going on..[/spoiler]
Why isn't strowman out?
THIS IS FUCKIN SHIT
>>822698
>Blood spots
>In My WWE
Not on my watch
booking Strowman as the new Big Show :I
>THAT FUCKING SPOT WITH BUBBA JUST NOW
it's like he realized "oh shit, I can't hit him in the head, uhhh, hit me....come on"
>>822698
its obvious you're not an american if you don't have a cheese grater handy
TABLE BOTCH
Where is Bray?
The corner of the table hit him right in the nuts.
BOTCH
>>822697
>again
>>822663
About to become a 2 time Clean Sweeper.
>>822710
Face turn when?
Table botch ftw
>THAT DOESN'T COUNT
KEK
>this botchfest
>Wyatts fighting all 4 ECW guys one-by-one
Gay as fuck
>>822698
Thumbnail looked like Eva Marie.
TABLE BOTCH KEK
jfc. this is horrible. botch left, botch right. standing there waiting for the other guy to make a move.
>the state of this product
>>822705
None of them can properly wrestle a good match anymore. They rely on their ECW nostalgia and just do nothing but pull out weapons and do stupid gimmick shit. It's all they're good for now.
what kind of match is this? Its hard to watch
>>822621
It makes me sad. You can tell Bray really enjoys his character and tries, and he's really cleaned up his ringwork since his debut. Then you got an A+ big man like Harper. All to just have them threaten a face of the week, harass them in the interim, and then ultimately lose the feud.
He's gone over who? Kane (who they kidnapped and nothing came of it), Dbry for SUPER brief follow-up, and then Le Hungry catchphrase man.
Michael Cole saved the fuck out of that botch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>822632
>Implying Reddit/the IWC don't love it when heels clean sweep
>T-THAT DOESN'T COUNT
bigshowsteppingthroughatable.jpg
>this company
This PPV started well, but it's gone to absolute shit since. I can only imagine it's going to stay that way.
GIMME A GIF OF THE BOTCH
I GOT UP TO GET WATER
>tables breaking too soon
What now maffew?
>>822697
He was juicing while in TNA. Can't do that shit with the wwe wellness plan. So he got fat again.
ah man this is making me sad
That table botch reminded me of the table matches in the video games
>TABLE BOTCH
For fuck's sake, Rowan
FOR FUCK'S SAKE
Is there a more JUST team than the Wyatts?
>No divas match yet
>Yfw its the main event
Bray eats the gore through a table for team ECW win. cap this and my dubs
>>822632
You forgot
>no heel/face turn
>>822740
or worse
>>822749
Current? Yes. Ever? No
>if you're wondering where Tommy Dreamer is
Nobody is wondering that
wtf did bubba ray do off camera to get that huge pop. Sounds like he cracked him in the face
You now rmemeber you're watching a pay per view event
>Ryno already gone
Of course
Thanks for coming Rhyno....now leave
>those boos
even the crowd understands this match is worthless
>>822749
The League of Nations
Anyone else catch the ref yelling "Keep him busy"?
Rhyno looks fucking old and flabby
Damn Bray landed right on his fucking head.
Alright. We're left with only the talented ones.
>>822734
>You can tell Bray really enjoys his character and tries, and he's really cleaned up his ringwork since his debut. Then you got an A+ big man like Harper.
Everything you said is true. You have every right to be sad.
Are there really 15000 people in that arena?
>not letting rhyno gore atleast one guy
>The Return
>>822764
No, NO, don't say it. I DON'T want my Wyatts jobbing to the League of Nations next. Don't you fucking say it man.
>ddt botch
FUCK YEAH! DOOMSDAY DEVICE!
>>822760
I swear they didn't even have fireworks
LOL dead crowd now.
I cant believe people paid money for this
>>822768
>Strowman and Dreamer are still in it
>>822770
14903. By the main event that'll be halved
>>822703
It means on their official record, Daniel Bryan only ever worked for WWE. They don't acknowledge other promotions UNLESS it factors into the script. Even then, guys who weren't ECW before going WWE don't have their previous promotions mentioned by name.
Hahaha this entire match could fill up an entire botchamania highlight episode.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO THAT >DDT
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT
>DDT
FUCKING LEL
Did JBL just reference Hawk and Animal?
this match is so fucking awkward what the fuck
>>822770
God, they really think they can pull in the highest attentdence ever with the upcoming WM?
KEK
>>822788
And Paul Ellering
>>822788
Yes, after the Dudleyz used the Doomsday Device.
whats with the one camera guy overkilling that zoom in and out?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
this fucking match
>>822789
We all know we can't get a good match so desu I'm really happy with this trainwreck
LOVE WHEN BRAY DOES THE EXORCIST WALK.
HAHAHHAHAHA
THAT FUCKING DDT
OH GOD
SO FUCKING AWFUL
FUCK OFF STROWMAN
>No 3D
>No Gore
wowzers
>>822789
It's a bunch of broken men who only know spots.
What do you expect?
>>822793
Now that you've seen it, you'll never unsee it.
And there went the grater
mfw when its dreamer the heart against Stromman and he wins
Oh, there's that cheese grater
>Strowman literally buried
>>822788
I am pretty sure JBL is a legit Legion of Doom mark. He sounded pissed as fuck when Ascension were trash talking them during their debut.
ECW died years ago, this is just fucking cringe shit that belongs in TNA
>They buried Strowman
If only.....
boring
THIS IS PATHETIC
>>822799
>No 3D
What match have you been watching?
BERRYED
>Dreamer is gone
>3 on 1
Fuck this match
>low blow with a cheese grater
Guys admit it, Cena winning even drew a better crowd than this.
#MissYouCena
the fuck is this booking?
You can hear how restless the crowd is getting
Why doesn't Bray do his newly acquired signal-to-the-pyro-guys powers that he stole from OnionRaker and Kang?
phhhhttt.. what the fuck is even happening?
match of the year
DA GRATER
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WILL...WILL THE WYATTS FINALLY WIN A MATCH?
>Bubba
>Underdog
What?
DIE, OLD FUCKS
BASED HARPER
>>822799
Didn't rowan get a 3d?
>>822820
#BringBackCena
LIGHTER FLUID BOYZ
>>822822
He lost them again when Undercooked kekked him
>>822820
I am literally in pain. I need to see Cena in a WWE ring. It is fucking horrible without him.
>>822456
Head shots with chairs aren't allowed since Benoit brain was found to be like an 80 year old
OH FUCK
>>822822
BOD took the powers back when they squashed them at SS
AW SHIT HERE WE GO
NOW WE'RE TALKING
>lighter fluid
ITS HAPPENIG
Reminder that everyone in this match has a shirt on
>>822838
NO WE DON'T
>FIRE SPOT
*lighter fluid*
Ears perked up.
PLEASE BOTCH THE FIRE
>wyatts didn't job
Crazy.
this is just gonna be a cock tease
i have no hope
If Bully Ray wins this entire match... I don't even know anymore.
>just got fire clucked
Wyatts win and Sweden doesn't get nuked!
>no fire
>>822841
Guess not
I feel cheated
what a fucking bummer of a match
>lighter fluid cocktease
NO FUCKING FIRE
What a fucking letdown.
So long, Rowan, We'll miss you after you get future endeavored.
Missed the DDT, Webm please?
Also, Burying Strowman under thee flimsy tables was so stupid
THAT FUCKING FIRE TABLE SPOT
WHY, Jesus christ. Fuck this match
>marks actually thought it would be lit
FUCKING COCKTEASE
I'm a huge Strowman mark and I'm still pissed.
ROWAN BERRIED AS FUCK
Contender for worst match of the year but Paige vs. Charlotte is yet to come
>tease lighter spot
>end the match beforehand
....ok
That wasnt fluid that was water
Who /Jhon/ here
>>822836
>teasing the flaming table
Fuck you WWE
>>822843
GODDAMMIT
#BringBackCena
>that lighter fluid cocktease
Too fucking good to be true
What was I expecting...
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I JUST GOT KEKED BY VINCENT K MCMAHON
>>822849
good call
>that finish
>that complete no reaction by the crowd
wtf kind of tease was that
>>822849
>this is just gonna be a cock tease
I hate you
>no fire
just fuck up my PPV senpai
>>822874
>not bringing back hulk hogan
Wyatt's finally won something
Wyatt's finally won something
Wyatt's finally won something
Wyatt's finally won something
Wyatt's finally won something
TOTAL BULLSHIT
>That fucking tease
... fuck you
Thanks Stephanie
no fire? no care
HOLY SHIT THE WYATTS WON A FEUD
>team extreme
Can't believe the Hardy Boyz lost
#BringBackCena
#BigMatchJohn
#WeMustSeeYou
>the Wyatt's didn't even put Bubba Ray through the fire table
Would've been better
when is a good guy going to win?
>Wyatts could only beat 40 year olds way past their prime
you have five seconds to name a cuter girl than Renee in the world
ECW
C for C U C K S
>>822886
who??????
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>822887
YEYEYEYEAAAAAAA
>expecting fire
>pg era
you niggas is marks cuz
>welcome to the new face of fear
THEY'VE BEEN "THE NEW FACE OF FEAR" FOR OVER A FUCKING YEAR NOW COLE YOU CUNT
will heels win every match
I kind of hope so
>Killing the audio feed from the crowd
ahahahahahahahaha WWE is so shit
>all this wasted potential
>>822899
Charlotte is a tweener so that half counts. Otherwise none will.
No flaming table. Thanks Vince.
>>822776
I guess I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on that one
>>822897
New Monday Night War when?
>>822904
The GOAT
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
37 left.
>>822610
I am here now. I thought this event was on next week
>yfw strowman was supposed to light it before putting bubba through it but he forgot
THIS CROWD SUCKS, NEED STONE COLD AND THE ROCK TO GET THE CROWD GOING
>>822900
They can't even do that. Or did you forget last month already?
I don't care that they put over the Wyatts. I do care that it was a shitty 3 on 1 finish.
That fucking match man......
>>822919
Sadly never.
>>822923
I didn't even sign up because I knew I would've been out by Ryback/Rusev.
Royal Rumble? Time to point at signs
>>822923
Wrong thread, /asp/ie fag
>>822902
Bayley
>>822919
>tfw TNA in it's prime ratings could almost rival with current WWE ratings
EAT
>Rowan was the only one of the Wyatts eliminated
>Too many possible eliminations that didn't go through
>Enough botches to fill an entire segment of Botchamania
>Denying the crowd the fire spot
>Not even close to extreme enough
Seriously, what the fuck?
YFW when all the heels win except for Sheamus
>>822899
Main Event
>yfw WWE decide to pull the ultimate bullshit before 2016 and put the Paige/Charlotte match on AFTER Sheamus vs Roman
>>822926
>borefest
>omg guys get loud
>>822923
Hell yeah. And thanks for running that thing.
is blowens going to finally lose
Shit. I thought this was the divas match.
I have been wanting to shit for 2 hours.
Looks like a botch the fire went out as Bubba's hand was going down
Poor Ambrose is demoted to midcard.
"Dreamer isn't known for his diet"
What did he mean by this?
if ko>>822923
wins everyone out
>>822893
Wow! They beat Rhyno!
Where is bigshow at nowadays?
>Champion coming out first
So long, Based Fatass. RoH will welcome you back with open arms.
le fat smark man
>>822951
He isn't a master of the feed me more
Based Fat man wins the 2016 MiTB Prove me wrong
>Kevin Owens going for the cheap heel heat
Come on dammit.
>>822924
you missed one good match followed by mediocrity
REF_ _ _
getting close, can they turn this around?
>Little kid holding a Diet Owens Diet sign
Kevin Owens is going to win !!!!!!!!!!
>8 fat fucks in a match
>next match out is a fat fuck
All of the champions have come out first tonight
And all have retained.
Cheap heat.
>WE
Fucking KO confirmed for /sp/
>heel insults local sports team
Oh nice I almost went 1 day without hearing this
>YOUR SPORTS TEAM SUCKS
>Obese smarks online: HAHAHAHA WOW KEVIN OWENS IS GOLD ON THE MIC
>>822955
he was supposed to be here, but someone sent Tommy Dreamer from the same old folks home instead.
Someone post screenshot of that sign kek
Diet owens diet kek
Le fat meanie man
can the /asp/ie tripfags please leave this thread
>owens BTFO /sp/
>champ out first
welp
Fuck Kevin Owens is going to lose isn't he and this was the only match I wasn't sure on.
Welp, maybe KO could have a good match.
>SPORTS! YEAH
Never mind.
>>822962
He's the only real heel who isn't Rusev.
a >we promo
DIET
OWENS
DIET
This promo is
>we
>>822875
>>822885
>>822892
Here you go
>>822955
My buddy told me there's a subreddit or something made by some guy who lives in the same town as BEEG. He follows him around and takes pictures of him grocery shopping and getting ice cream with his kids
Based fatman laying truthbombs
I want some popcorn and soda now
>i eat popcorn and drink soda every day of my life
That explains a lot
>"You guys talk about how you guys won, but in reality, you as individuals had nothing to do with it"
Kevin Owens confirmed for /sp/.
>>822955
Probably taking a break. He'll be in the rumble no doubt.
>>822931
>How do you want your ratings?
>>822951
People used to talk about how (relative to wrestling size) fat before he last "retired", and he eventually got into it and made some jokes at his own expense on Twitter.
Basically "LOL DREAMER LIKES TO EAT"
>>822975
he's not talking about the sports teams themselves tho
>>822971
>raw in Kentucky
>Owens opens his promo with "is an horse an athlete"
Would mark
Oh look, after like four weeks one of the participants in this intercontinental title match is FINALLY talking about this match...RIGHT BEFORE THE FUCKING MATCH ITSELF ON THE FUCKING PPV...the state of modern wwe
>>822923
You're shit, it clearly says I picked the Lucha dragons, how am I still in?
John cena is too busy keking mark wahlberg
>>822939
Wwe having rivals yeah ok
let's go MADMAN DEAN!
Oh thank you God, thank you for sending me Ambrose again. Save us Ambrose
>>822983
Ambrose is too crazy to win the madman
>>822939
Ted should try getting TNA for revenge t b q h
>there are britons awake right now that got no fire and now are listening to bland fat ass rant about sports(that his fat ass never played) for some reason
>mfw they stayed up all night for this shit
>>822977
Keke kek hes fat lol amirite kek my /b/ros
>heels win every match on TLC
>babyfaces win revenge matches at rumble
>Roman vs Cena at wrestlemania
>>822975
When will they learn?
>>823011
You're early
>>823004
*keking
>>822989
Abyss was a fucking freak.
Did he say he eats popcorn and drinks soda pop every day of his life?
>>823008
Hes going to be saving CZW soon then you can see him in person.
i haven't tuned in yet as my father had me over to watch football then Lost in Translation (good film), has the ppv been any good? is it worth watching?
That was a good take on the sports team trope.
>>823013
>getting werked by a sign
How long do ppvs normally last? Charlotte vs Paige or the main event could end up being long AF.
>>823011
/sp/ please leave.
this shit looks like two Fedex Package Handlers hopping out of their trailers and fighting on the dock
>sleeveless tee with basketball shorts, douchier version of douche beard
vs
>wife beater and walmart jeans
>>823019
Oh I'm keking alright ;)
>>823013
>Butthurt neckbeard Owens smark detected kek
>>823012
I made a cup of coffee like a dumb fuck and I'm currently so full of energy work in 5 hours seems like a long shot at best.
So I'm currently learning a new language while this shit plays in the background.
>>822989
thanks senpai i needed that
>>823027
The tag team match so far is the only good one.
First time watching since 2001.
When is this suppose to get good?
>>823023
Yes and he need to stop.
>>823017
>hover hands
>>823023
yes
>>823025
For some reason I doubt I am going to see any smaller promotions in Norway, but thanks for the offer.
His name is...
>>823045
when paige comes out
>>823027
This PPV has been about as good as your average RAW. Not even memeing
>>823045
>le "first time watching since X" meme
>>823052
Shake-zula! The mic rulah!
>>823045
watch New Japan
>not even a ladder match
K E K E D
E
K
E
D
>>823045
When Vince dies
>>823061
Truth, I started watching again earlier this year after stopping around 2006/7. I don't recall it ever getting this bad, and I saw a hand being birthed.
>>822963
figures
First time watching since Sammartino dropped the belt. When is it supposed to get good ?
>>823085
When Based Haitch takes over.
my boner is ready
They should have made this some kind of hardcore match.
First time watching since Santino dropped the belt. When is this supposed to get good?
>muh crazy meme man face
First time watching since Cena dropped the belt. When is this supposed to get good?
>Cole botching what tittle is on the line.
Kek.
STINKFACE WHEN, KO?
HEY
SINCE WE GOT COCKBLOCKED WITH THE TABLE, WHAT ARE THE THREE BEST ECW PPVS
GOGOGOGOGO
ROFL MICHAEL COLE
>FOR THE UNITED STATES... AMBROSE TRYING TO WIN THE INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE AND OWENS WITH A KICKOUT
THE UNITED STATES...
Owens throwing that Lesnar-esque suplex...
>ONE FINGER
HE BOTCHED THAT ROBE BREAK SO HARD AHAHAHA
Here comes an Ambrose loss, thanks god.
AMBROSE WINS
holy shit the madman did it!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
People paid money for this
FINALLY GODDAMMIT
>based fatass loses
Fuck this company.
>yfw KO fucks over Ramen later
>>823226
oh god i hope
>>823226
No. Please.
I am so fucking of hearing how crazy this retard is
Solid finish for once.
>dean tries to comfort ramen after his lose
>ramen turns heel
Yes?
>>823225
Where's that Cornette face in the crowd?
>yfw wwewhc match is next and diva is main event
Mutherfucker Kevin lost
Meme Ambrose wins what will he do next! Not even HE knows! Maybe he'll throw a hot dog at somebody! HE'S A MADMAN!
U N S T A B L E !
>Bubba with the Kendo stick
>Ambrose with the jab chops
Why is everybody doing fighting game combos?
>>823263
YES
Sorry for botches. But thanks to Titty Master, 4 left anway.
All these fags mad that a neck-bearded fatass lost.
>>823221
>skipped sleep to be put to sleep by PPV
>mfw
its like waiting for something new to happen but nothing interesting is going on
>>823295
and if Roman wins, there's no clean sweeper left. #BibleThump
Okay so now that Dean has one if Roman loses we may get a Roman heel turn.
TIME TO FAP
Paige My Love
it shouldnt be legal for paige to be this hot
ive seen trannys who look more feminine than charolette
>>823360
Jesus Christ
Do either of them count as face or heel?
yfw Paige will never shit on you
>>823405
Such as?
>>823405
Thats because they are on more estrogen than she is on test. i bet she has a massive roid clit
I just wanna spend an entire weekend eating Paige out and only stopping for a light snack once in a while.
New thread needed or move to Gamethread?
>>823455
>>823481
>Hey anon, would you come to my house to play video games with me?
>>823455
I have the feeling that she smells absolutely putrid down there
Why is paige wrestling a man?
>>823494
y-yes
is this the main event gaiz ? or is sthere still a match after this ?
