>New Day retain
>Ru Ru over da big guy
Now chairs
RATE THIS PPV SO FAR
4/10...would be 1 if not for first match
awful match right here maggle!
>>822412
sleep/10
Needs more Cena.
what a fucking maneuver
Who else just muted this match?
>>822412
Agreed actually.
Why's there a cheese grater under the ring?
Any WWEaboos here?
No selling on that patriot lock
This ded thread is depressing
that tag team match was actually really good
I can't believe swagger made his way into a title match on a ppv.
When was the last time he had a ppv match?
This match is great btw
This match is shit.
CHEESE GRATER CONFIRMED
>>822412
First match/10
Anyone else see the cheese grater under the ring when Alberto pulled up the apron?
Wouldn't it be nice if Swaggie won here? That would be a real surprise, but we all know Del Rio won't lose till Cena comes back
>>822422
I haven't watched wrestling since 2009.
Is Cena actually good now or is this a meme?
WHO SAW THAT DEL RIO WEDGIE ASS SHOT?
>chairs match
>only body shots tho
kek
>>822430
>it'll never get used and we'll never know why it was there
POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU REALIZE THERE ARE BRITON AWAKE RIGHT NOW WATCHING THIS WHO LOOKED FORWARD TO IT ALL DAY AND NIGHT LONG
>mfw
>>822412
4/10 here. Pre show and tag wete fun. Everything else so far is meh.
Thought Swagger actually might've got it there.
>>822436
its a comfy small thread.
what happened to these threads?
where did everyone go?
>>822432
Right here senpai
>>822458
FUCK YOU
>CM Punk chants
>>822412
3/10. Bored.
>>822412
5/10 for New Day and Rusev
>Cm punk chants
>Match so bad it brings back CM Punk chants
was that a fucking cm punk chant
>CM Punk chants
Nothing says this match is awesome than a "C M PUNK" chant.
>swagger bomb
>>822458
>mfw you can't prove it
>>822412
6/10 so far
Wait rope won't break a submission hold...so it's no DQ? Doesn't that mean ANYTHING is legal then? So what makes this a "Chairs Match" ? Just the fact that someone left a bunch of fucking chairs lying around ahead of time? I know they won't, but under these rules, couldn't they just as easily grab a ladder or table and use those as well? Or pipe or sledge hammer or anything? That's fucking stupid.
CM PUNK CM PUNK
fuck this shit
latin no heat wins again
>>822454
He's upgraded a ton since 2009. And he doesn't hold the title anymore.
>CM Punk chants
>>822465
No one cares about this PPV
>no selling the patriot lock
This company
CM Punk
>CM Punk chants
NEVER E V E R
>CM Punk chants
Reigns marks on suicide watch
Punk is still more over despite being out of WWE for over a year
>CM Punk chants
>Okay let's end this match quick
>it's finally over
In all seriousness, Vince needs to break into the Chinese market. If only one percent of the population gets the network, that's still a million subs. Just get a chink in the upper cards and they'll buy this shit up.
>It's an alberto wins with a stomp match
>>822468
>50 Million Dollars
punk chants looool
>>822412
1/10 watching the new england cheatriots instead but checking in here for results
NOW Del Rio sells? kek why even bother
>>822494
You mean almost two years
Jack Swagger should have won, even the crowd was behind him during that Swagger Bomb
Jesus Christ this company
Push Jack Swagger NOW
Holy fuck I totally forgot TLC was today
>>822498
>manlets in the upper card
It's finally over
>>822494
It's actually almost 2 years now since he left.
That's looking like an ankle injury for Del Rio...
welp this crowd will shit all over the main event
>>822457
For the ECW guys
>>822484
Yes. That's why this and extreme rules are the shittiest gimmick ppvs
>Create a WWE Superstar
>shows Roman vs Rollins
>that match never happened
>cant change the commercial
>fuck it, keep playing it
>>822509
But he's not Samoan.
>>822465
Autumn & Winter WWE has always been shit, this year is a new low for them though.
>>822510
So did Ryback and ADR
>>822465
Noone went anywhere. We left /sp/.
I thought the match was ok
Would not rewatch it but not horrible
>toy commercial after your match
Del Rio finally remembered to sell the patriot lock
>>822432
>>822498
But chinese people are small and scrawny and vince only likes big muscly dudes
>>822515
Looks like he just rolled it.
Alberto no Heeeeeeatoooo!
>>822509
having del rio lose that match would be an even bigger misuse of him than they have already been doing
swagger could get a push but this was not the right match for it
>>822394
Alright, I fell asleep and woke up to the CM Punk chants (to false hopes). Did... ANYTHING happen in this PPV yet?
Got to say, I'm enjoying this ppv actually having fucking gimmick matches instead of havign a bunch of normal matches with one "stairs" or tables match
>That TOYS R US logo under Bray
>Swagger's going to disappear now
At least he got that PPV paycheck
how much longer is this show?
>>822494
It's soul crushing, I'll admit that.
Fucking WWE. They could do something great with Roman, it's an easy operation. Yet they've been fucking up left and right.
>mfw i'm more excited for the Wyatts than the EhCW
Hardcore is truly dead.
>>822499
maybe wwe will re-sign rey mysterio and he can kill del rio with a 619 like he did to perro aguayo jr
Why the fuck didn't they make this match Tornado?
>>822536
The only push Swagger's getting at this point is one out of the company.
>wrestle in ECW and TNA
>get cheers
>come back to WWE
>cheers
>McMahon buries you as punishment
For that anon looking for that ECW shit, best I could do. :
http://www.nowvideo dot sx/video/6m9pyhm7flza9
Might want to have adblock in place on your browse before opening that. If you want some higher quality video and you're ok with torrents, search for
WWE The Rise And Fall of ECW 2004 WEB DL x264 WD
> Seth Rollins has gone Samurai!
W H Y
H
Y
this is seriously the best they can do with bray wyatt?
>the neckbeards vs the washed-up dudes
#teamECW
>>822458
There is literally nobody who looked forward to this
>>822538
Someone throwing a trombone has been the only notable thing and Del Rio tore his quad while retaining
You know why they call him Tommy Dreamer?
Because he puts crowds to sleep.
Fuck, this is making me sleepy.
Holy shit Bubba sounds exactly like Heyman
>>822498
The Chinese are too smart to enjoy WWE
Reminder that Alberto del Rio jobbed on Scooby Doo and has no heat. In 20 years he will be remembered by people everywhere as the man who lost to John Cena on Scooby Doo.
The evil Wyatt Family*
*Sponsored by Toys 'R' US
Wyatts going to job as always.
Right?
OH MY!
ITS....TOMMY DREAMER IN POLKA DOTS AND CLOWN SHOES! THIS IS SURREAL
OH MY!
>ECW wrestlers in 2015
Lame "Greatest Hits" spotfest.
I can't wait for another Wyatt crush, completely negating any threat that team ever had.
>>822562
somehow he was over as fuck in LU
give Jojo an apple box, please.
>>822564
Yep
jojo is a cutie. damn
Christ I forgot how big rhyno is
Jojo is cute! CUTE!
You're right
They should go for the Indian market
Mahabali Shera should be easy to get from TNA
>>822564
There's no way.
>>822562
CM Punk jabbed on The Flintstones.
No, I haven't seen that one, but I imagine that's what happens.
>Bully ray is fat again
KEK
Holy crap Jojo
>Jojo
>>822564
Aye
>No Spike Dudley in this match
I am disappoint
>already spoiled OldCW's cheese grater and flame table spot
LMAO
>>822564
>Wyatts
>jobbing
>to ECW people
Vince will never let WWE products job to products from other promotions. Dudley Boyz are still being punished for going to TNA
on my stream it looks like jojo isn't wearing pants and her vagina is blurred out
>>822565
OH MY!
IT'S....TOMMY DREAMER HERE TO PICK UP ANOTHER CHECK
OH MY!
Those thighs are doing magical things in my pants.
Jesus, Rhyno is like 7 JoJos
he's turned into vader cube of meat status
>tfw Jojo interviews someone
>>822566
are ECW wrestlers a DLC pack in the game?
>>822564
if they lose I swear I will cancel the network
>The combined age of "team extreme" is over 120.
>>822562
SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS
SUCKIN A DICK YEAH SUCKIN THE DICKS
YEAH YEAH YEAH
Bully Ray when?
I feel like Swagger just needs new moves. I really want to like the guy, but he's just stale in the ring. He's not sloppy or anything just old moveset with no variations or next level of moves.
and why is it when 1 ECW guy shows up, the whole company always shows up?
>those clown pants
WHY
TESTIFY
I want the Dudleys to win but I don't want the Wyatts to keep jobbing
This sucks
What the fuck is Rhyno doing?
>>822568
>Everyone except Bray and maybe Braun get future Endeavor'd
>They end up as jobbers
Good thing I stopped being invested in them as soon as the Cena feud started.
POKEPALS report in!
>>822607
Flexin fuccboi
>inb4 Wyatt gets eliminated last with a double powerbomb.
>>822572
>>822574
>>822579
>>822580
>>822591
>>822592
>>822607
he was getting pumped up dude
>>822564
Nah, these guys are old enough for them to beat.
oh look guise. it's le spoopy hillbilly man and his gay bros.
8spoopy12me
No flippy shit in this match...should i take my dog out now?
>>822578
>bully
I love the Wyatt Family entrance. Too bad they job so fucking hard.
>>822607
When you got it flaunt it
So now all of a sudden they're "team ECW". Did they call them that once in the build?
>>822624
yes
Tommy "Age is Just a Number" Dreamer
>>822607
Sacrificing a fun career of building young athletes in NXT for a bigger paycheck.
Finally, a match that the Wyatts can win.
>DAMMIT
GET SHELTON OFF MY SHOW FOR SWEARING, ACHOO
>No titles change hands
>Heels win all matches
>Views at an all time low
>Monkeys at typewriters would be better at this point
Why even bother anymore? They blatantly allow heels to win via "the numbers game", the refs always look away on cheating by heels and if a face tries anything they get yelled at and "the numbers game" gets played AGAIN.
Are there any better wrestling shows? I've taken to watching ROH wrestling lately, and they only release once a week.
How much does Vince spend per show that the Wyatts are in by giving away those little lamps to everyone?
Big E benching the ladder was a cool fucking spot desu. Best match so far.
>>822607
Getting ready to give Jojo the business.
Piss break already?
This should be a 5 minute squash match.
Sandman when?
>>822594
YUP! AND YOU CAN HAVE THEM ALL FOR JUST 9.99
>>822595
>if they lose I swear I will cancel the network
Why?
Bray's entrance at WM is going to be fucking amazing
>>822574
I wish she would rest on my face.
>>822603
Probably a tribute to Dusty.
Who else /fap/ here waiting for this shitty match to go off?
>all 4 wyatts get put through tables
>they win anyway
wyatts need to not lose but the dudleys need to not keep looking like washed up chumps
>Horn hoody
>he likes Rhyno reaction
>Bryan not allowed back
>Tommy Dreamer who has been concussed to hell and back is
Not politics at all
>>822626
Tommy "if start out fat and sloppy I'll appear young forever" Dreamer
TFW Harper will never be at the top.
Could it ever happen bros?
How the fuck do I resync WWE network to live when it lags out
I'm drawing a blank. Does anyone have heat in this PPV?
I wish I had Rhyno's physique
>>822654
Click live
This match already looks boring.
I think Rhyno's juicing
Hey look it's the team with a combined age of 200 years.
Current sitiuation of predictions
>>822655
No one in the company does anymore. Everyone is either cheered or get silence.
E Z DUBS
SUCKING A DICK YEAH
SUCKING A DICK YEAH SUCKING THE DICKS
YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>822654
Fast forward.
Bray...Im already a demon.
>>822666
Mfw New Jack comes out and breaks out the staple gun on everyone's foreheads
I am more hyped for the Stone Cold podcast after this atm, at least that's two guys with charisma.
If Wyatt family loses, I am going to nuke Sweden.
>>822656
I can't tell if he's fat or buff.
>>822666
nice
>>822578
cause he is off the gear senpai
>All those teenagers in the crowd chanting E C DUB
Tommy Dreamer needs to sort out that fake tan
Is Tommy Dreamers theme a rip off of Alice in Chains?
I keep fucking hearing the Mario coin get sound when the name banner enter and exits on screen . >.<
>>822666
>>822651
Vince doesn't give two fucks for older guys who weren't WWE originals. Bryan is (officially) a WWE exclusive.
>>822666
what a nerd
that isnt dubs
>>822673
>If Wyatt family loses, I am going to nuke Sweden.
WTF do the arabs have to do wit hthis ?!
>>822663
still in
>>822666
>>822675
>nose piercing
ruined
>>822663
Wrong thread, cockmaster.
>>822666
GARBAGE WRESTLING
>>822666
>That Strauman spot
Hahahahahaha
bubba get your ass in shape again!
dat grater tho
>>822679
Yes.
>>822666
>>822666
holy shit devil trips instead of dubs this thread is cursed
May have slapped his mom/mum - JBL 2015.
>>822683
>Bryan is (officially) a WWE exclusive.
what?
>>822688
Checking your check
I love how these ECW guys all really could probably wrestle a really good match then build up to the weapons, but nope....let's get stupid and pull out the weapons from the get go.
>>822685
All I'm saying is, Vince could have prevented this.
[spoiler]/pol/, is that you? Why are you in /asp/ having fun? There's probably a happening going on..[/spoiler]
Why isn't strowman out?
THIS IS FUCKIN SHIT
>>822698
>Blood spots
>In My WWE
Not on my watch
booking Strowman as the new Big Show :I
>THAT FUCKING SPOT WITH BUBBA JUST NOW
it's like he realized "oh shit, I can't hit him in the head, uhhh, hit me....come on"
>>822698
its obvious you're not an american if you don't have a cheese grater handy
TABLE BOTCH
Where is Bray?
The corner of the table hit him right in the nuts.
BOTCH
>>822697
>again
>>822663
About to become a 2 time Clean Sweeper.
>>822710
Face turn when?
Table botch ftw
>THAT DOESN'T COUNT
KEK
>this botchfest
>Wyatts fighting all 4 ECW guys one-by-one
Gay as fuck
>>822698
Thumbnail looked like Eva Marie.
TABLE BOTCH KEK
jfc. this is horrible. botch left, botch right. standing there waiting for the other guy to make a move.
>the state of this product
>>822705
None of them can properly wrestle a good match anymore. They rely on their ECW nostalgia and just do nothing but pull out weapons and do stupid gimmick shit. It's all they're good for now.
what kind of match is this? Its hard to watch
>>822621
It makes me sad. You can tell Bray really enjoys his character and tries, and he's really cleaned up his ringwork since his debut. Then you got an A+ big man like Harper. All to just have them threaten a face of the week, harass them in the interim, and then ultimately lose the feud.
He's gone over who? Kane (who they kidnapped and nothing came of it), Dbry for SUPER brief follow-up, and then Le Hungry catchphrase man.
Michael Cole saved the fuck out of that botch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>822632
>Implying Reddit/the IWC don't love it when heels clean sweep
>T-THAT DOESN'T COUNT
bigshowsteppingthroughatable.jpg
>this company
This PPV started well, but it's gone to absolute shit since. I can only imagine it's going to stay that way.
GIMME A GIF OF THE BOTCH
I GOT UP TO GET WATER
>tables breaking too soon
What now maffew?
>>822697
He was juicing while in TNA. Can't do that shit with the wwe wellness plan. So he got fat again.